what up flexibility

My 23 year old just up and quit in the middle of the board game she asked to play because she and I were building routes along a similar slope. I must say … I just about lost all my calm when she suddenly reverted to her five year old self over a game. It barely even started.

OK BUT DICK BEING ABLE TO TIE THE CHERRY STEM IN HIS MOUTH AND THE REST OF THE BATFAM BEING ALL HES A MONSTER. AND OK CAN YOU IMAGINE JAY TRYING TO DO THE SAME THING IN THE MIRROR AND GETTING FRUSTRATED LIKE WHO THE FUCK IS ACCOMPLISHING THIS ACTUALLY AND HE STARTS CHOKING ON IT AT SOME POINT AND DICK COMES ACROSS HIM AND HAS TO GIVE HIM THE HEIMLICH AND “OMG JAY ARE YOU O-” *NOTICES HACKED UP CHERRY. SLOW GRIN.* AND JAY’S JUST DONT SAY IT. AND THERE’S ONE SIDED LAUGHTER AND SEETHING AND AFTERWARDS DICK IS LIKE YOU KNOW IF YOU WANT TO LEARN HOW TO KISS, I COULD TEACH YOU. SILENCE

YOU CAN TAKE IT FROM THERE. 

@fullmetal-fitblr said: Don’t sell yourself short! 500 words is a lot of words! I know @ladynorbert uses kofi, so she might know how it works in terms of anonymity of donors

Thank you, April! I’ll message her once she gets back from Disney it looks like so much fun OMG ASDFJadl

Hhhmm maybe 300 words for $3? And then if someone buys 3 coffees they get 1,000 words?? And so on and so forth. I’m just afraid that I can’t give them what they want if they want to buy 300 words sakjlfafd