what tour is this from :x

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“However much he’s had a terrible time in the Afghan campaign, soldiers do miss that stuff. It’s kind-of well known when soldiers come back from a tour they can go slightly barmy with boredom because no one quite understands what they’ve just been through and I guess Sherlock is his best bet for some quick sort-of easily gettable excitement.” - Martin Freeman (x)

just some Kpop fandoms rn

EXO: OT9 IS STILL VERY MUCH ALIVE AND WELL

Seventeen: *holding back tears* We won’t cry, we can’t cry, what’s crying

BTS: Dear BigHit: As usual, what the actual heck.

Shinee: RING DING DONG WHO IS IT ITS NINE YEARS WITH SHINEE

Twice: SIGNAL IS GREAT FITE US

Astro: *skipping around in sunshine and rainbows with Baby on repeat* :D

Seven O’ Clock: DEBUT STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

Monsta X: WORLD TOUR AND HI-TOUCH YAAAAAAAAAAS

Sistar: *aggressive sobbing*

A.C.E: It’s tIME TO DOMINATE

GOT7: MY SWAGGER~ *dab*

SF9: *Thumbs up* We are doing well and highly anticipating Kcon!

Gfriend: *thumbs up* We are also doing well and highly anticipating Kcon!

KNK: What they said!

NCT: We. Are. Not. Ready. For. June. 

Red Velvet: We are ReVeLuv, three years but we have finally received a name!

iKON: BLING BLING YO

Boyfriend: *rising from their graves* Its been two years, hallelujah we are blessed

REMEMBER AT THE 1989 TOUR WHEN THE FINAL VIDEO HAD JUST FINISHED PLAYING AND IT WAS ALL DARK AND QUIET AND THEN THE SECOND THE SHAKE IT OFF DRUMBEATS STARTED THE STADIUM JUST E X P L O D E D W/ NOISE AND LIGHTS BECAUSE EVERYONE, FROM THE MOST DEDICATED STANS TO THE CHAPERONE DADS TO THE RANDOM DRUNK 40 YEAR WOMEN WHO HAD WON FREE TICKETS, EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THE ROOM KNEW WHAT WAS COMING AND U JUST FELT LIKE NOTHING BAD WOULD EVER HAPPEN AGAIN BC U WERE SHAKING IT OFF WITH THOUSANDS OF STRANGERS AND U REALLY TRULY FELT LIKE MAYBE EVERYTHING REALLY WAS GONNA BE ALRIGHT

  • What she says: I'm fine
  • What she means: While I'm excited to see another comeback from Monsta X, I'm also somewhat afraid. With both another comeback AND a world tour coming up, I'm really worried about their mental, physical, and emotional wellbeing. They've been doing so much lately and haven't gotten a break ever since their last comeback, and now Starship Entertainment is pushing them into even more promotions. They always put everything they have into everything they do and I'm just really worried that they'll push themselves too hard in order to get #1 and make their company happy. All I want is for Monsta X to be able to rest without Starship breathing down their necks and pushing them to constantly promote. Let my babies rest, spend time with their families, and be happy for a little while.
Dating Teamiplier Would Include:

-Mark-


•Started off as friends

•Then it grew into something more

•Chica loves you more than him

•Mark pouts about it all day

•You never really get into arguments because you both always talk things out

•But if one of you are really mad you’d give them their space to cool off

•Forehead kisses

•Nose kisses

•Cheek kisses

•N e C k K i S s e S

•Mark and Ethan teasing you if you’re shorter them

•Them Tyler comes out of nowhere and sets you on his shoulder


•"Who’s the short one now bitches"

•Being apart of teamiplier

•You, Amy, and Kathryn being squad goals

•Little to no PDA in public, on live streams, or vlogs

•Because you both don’t feel about going public yet and want it more private

•The fandom finds out anyway because they noticed Mark looking at you a lot and smiling to himself on a live stream

•Tons of fan-art after

•Some of the fans hate you because of Septiplier


•You don’t give a crap because you love Mark & you knew what you were getting into when.


•Him loving you so much


~Tyler~


•TYLER IS SUCH A GENTLEMAN AT FIRST

•Opens the door for you

•Gives you his coat when you’re cold

•5 MONTHS INTO THE RELATIONSHIP

•"Tyler I’m cold"

“I told you to get a coat. ”

“Give me yours.”

“Nope. ”

•But he gives it to you anyway

•Dick jokes

•Lots of inside joke

•Taking care of him when he’s sick

•Being super close with Ethan and Mark

•Editing with Kathryn

•Making fun of Tyler because you learned how to edit faster than him


•Him calling you short


•But he loves it


•Always asking him to get something from the top shelf


•Top of the head kisses


•Forehead kisses

•Staring at his muscles because Jesus Christ the man was sculpted by the gods


•Him catching you looking so he flexes

•Just a really cute couple

•PIGGYBACK RIDES CAUSE HE’S SO TALL


*Ethan*

•"Hating" pineapple pizza

•LOTR references


•"Frobo..“

“Sam.. ”


•Him playing the ukulele for you


•Asking him to do a backflip because you think it’s so cool

•And it’s pretty hot


•Very hot


•Being best friends with Brian and Gordon.


•Playing Mariokart


•Lots of screaming and cussing


•"Did you JUST FUCKING BLUE SHELL ME YOU OFF BRAND JACKSEPTICEYE!“

“I love you. ”


•Ethan is such a huggy bastard


•He NEEDS to have some part of him touching you

•You’re editing, his leg is on top of yours


•You’re cooking, he wraps his arms around your waist to see what you’re making


•Prepping for a trip? He hugs you for an hour begging you to stay


•Going To IndyPopCon, PaxEast and PaxWest together


•The Cranky Crew LOVING YOU


•Because they have never seen their blue Bean so happy


•Shit loads of fanart


•"What is up my Cranky Crew”

“wHaT iS uP mY cRaNkY cReW”

“You’re not saying it right (Y/n)!”


•Ethan is a giggly bean


•Wearing his merch


•Double dates with Gordon and Maya


•Being such a cute couple


•Mark jokes around calling Ethan ‘whipped’


•He is


•He would sacrifice himself for you


•Star Wars jokes

•Corny puns


•Dick jokes


“WHERE ARE YOUUU. ”

[K A T H R Y N]

•Calling her a queen because she is


•Helping her and Ethan edit so they won’t overwork themself

•You constantly calling her pretty because she is

•Playing Ultimate Chicken Horse

•Lots of hugs


•So many references

•Cleaning up Marzipans shit because it’s literally everywhere

•Goddamn cat from satan

•You still love Marzipan though


•Learning how to edit rather quickly because Kathryn showed you the basics


•not that much pda mostly when it’s just you both by yourselves


• Subtle dick jokes

•Hugs

•H O L D I N G H A N D S

•C U D D L I N G

•C H E E K K I S S E S


•Amy shipped you guys before you even got together


•Hanging out with Amy because she’s cool as balls


•Questioning why she’s dating Mark


•"It’s that you’re so cool. How are you with HIM. “-(Y/n)

“HEY. ”-M

“I don’t know myself. ”-A

“IM RIGHT HERE. ” -M

“I stayed for Chica. ”-A

“AMY!!”-M


•Shipping Amyplier so much, because THEIR SO CUTE


•"AW DID U KISS HER CHEEK”

“SHUT UP (Y/N).”

「 A M Y 」


•You love her so much

•Calling her Sunshine because she literally is the embodiment of sunshine.


•Talking about Alien Conspiracies


•Making her coffee


•Going shopping a lot


•Her playing the accordion


•"I know its bad I’m sorry. “-A

“You’re so adorable.”

•whenever you go somewhere you bring her souvenirs


•Surprising her by showing up to the You’re Welcome tour because you couldn’t go

•Her almost crying

•ASKING HOW HER EYELINER LOOKS SO PERFECT ALL THE TIME


•Lots of hugs


•And kisses


•Braiding her hair


•when you see her guess what video on her channel you almost die from how cute she is.


•She’s adorable


•Calling her Beautiful


•If you’re depression or anxiety gets bad she’s always there to make you smile


•Buying her stuff but she complains because she doesn’t like being spoiled


•Dog sitting Chica while they are on tour

•She’s such a good pup


•Going to sleep at 1 in the morning because you were scrolling through Pinterest for memes

The ones that I’m not in. I’m not a photo person. I love music, really. That’s why I don’t really love to do much of the, like, red carpet, all of that stuff. All of that stuff is very superficial to me and I’d really like to be creating. I understand that I have to do it, that it’s part of the job and it’s fun to show up in a cute outfit, but I just wish I could be listened to instead of just part of a picture.
—  Ariana after being asked what her favorite photoshoot was (x)

anonymous asked:

dunno if you take requests anymore but can you pplease write something where harry texts you all the naughty things he'd do to you from his point of view? like if he was on tour or travelling to do promo of SOTT or Dunkirk, wtv x

Harry. Missus.

Disclaimer: I’m not gonna write the cliche where Harry tells the missus what to do and how, I’m going to write what Harry would make happen if he were with the missus, but there won’t any clue at all. If you don’t like this kind of stuff please simply don’t read it and don’t send hate. I’m sorry if there are many typos, I’m on my phone and can’t fix them at the moment. Thanks for reading if you do.


Hey babe! I’m just done with interviews and promo. 

I’ve had my dinner but… Somehow, I’m still hungry ;)

You want dessert? :P

Mmm I won’t say no to something warm and sweet babe

What I have melts on the plate..

It’s not even going to make it to the plate. Straight into my mouth babygirl… I’m famished ;)

So come hop your cute petite ass onto my desk. I want to take my time and enjoy that amazing body for as long as I can 

I’ll run my hands up over your feet and along your calves, squeezing and massaging them until I grip your thighs, right behind your knees and smile up at you, turning me head up for a kiss.

You bend down and open your mouth, your warm sweet breath filling my head and I’ll dig my fingers into your soft thigh and lean up, biting your lips and growling into you as I suck on your tongue lightly.

Lay back and enjoy this babygirl. I’ve got you.

I’ll groan and suck on your tongue harder. digging my fingers into your flesh and massaging my way up and down your thighs as your hair falls around us and I feel your arms snake around my neck

I sit forward and pull you closer, pressing my body between your legs, grinding against you slowly while my hands keep fondling your soft legs, my thumbs digging in and probably leaving slight marks and bruises on your delicate skin

Your hands and fingers slide into my short black hair, gripping my as I push my tongue against yours, tasting you and hungering for more! I growl again, breathing heavily as I rush my lips against yours and feel your tongue gliding over mine,warm and wet and slippery in my mouth

You feel me begin to grow in my jeans. You’re just wearing one of my tshirts and a pair of lace panties. My bulge growing and throbbing, hard against you through the soft material. I grip you by your legs and pull you closer, rubbing myself against you and feeling your warmth through our clothes, your hands pulling and scratching at my head and neck as we kiss passionately.

I move my hands behind you, grabbing you by your gorgeous ass and squeezing one cheek in each hand. I pull you against me and lean forward, pushing my boy into yours.

You move and wiggle against me, rubbing your tits against my chest and your legs wrap around my lower ribs, your ass barely touching the desk as I grope and feel you and out tongues explore each-others’ mouths

I groan loudly and feel you begin to grind against my bulge. You let out little purring sounds into my mouth as I feel you grinding your lit and pussy against my bulge. Your ass moving in my hands as you buck your hips, dry humping me while I squeeze your sexy butt cheeks hard and firm

I chuckle and pull away slightly, smiling up at you ‘Oh no you don’t, little one… I’m only getting started with you’ I say as I put one hand on your throat and push you back, choking you ever o slightly ‘You still oh me a dessert, don’t forget…’ pushing you further and further back until you have to unwrap your legs from around me

I take hold of both your legs and put them over my shoulders as you lean back on the desk, bracing yourself with your hands behind you. My hands move back up your thighs and push my tshirt up your soft pale body, exposing your flesh as I turn my head and kiss your inner thighs, first one then the other, letting you feel my stubble brushing and scratching your skin 

I lick and kiss and bite my way up your thighs as you whimper and pout above me

Harry, please.

‘Mmmm no not yet babygirl… You are on my time now. Be patient’ I smile, winking up at you and I push the shirt up over your tits and expose them both, letting my thumbs brush against your hard nipples as I bite and lick my way up your thighs

I feel your breathing slow and your body relax. I smell your warm soft skin, your scent filling my head.

I’ll brush one cheek against your pussy through your lace panties, feeling your body tense as my stubble scratches your most delicate little girl parts

I groan softly, but deep, letting you feel the vibration through my teeth and jaw on your thigh.I reach up with one hand, taking you by your throat and pushing you right back up against the wall, so you nearly fall backwards against it and the other hand grabs hold of your soft warm boob, and I squeeze it hard ‘Grrrmmmfff yes… This is what I’ve been thinking about all day my little pet' 

I turn my face, eyes close and breathing heavily, and I smell your panties, drawing in your scent and feeling your wetness on my nose and lips, groaning again letting the cool air blow over your wet panties, sending shivers up your body and making your legs tense so I can feel your heels digging into my back

I look up one last time, into your eyes, and growl possessively but calmly ‘This is mine, little one…’ and with that, I turn my head and push my face into your pussy, licking and groaning loudly into you, feeling your body shake and your legs tremble as I bite and lick and chew on your delicious, dripping cunt through your lace panties! 

Your  passion flowing over my face already. Your juices soaking through the lace and dripping down my chin as I growl and grunt and breath into you like an animal on its prey. Devouring your delicious sweet flower as gnawing at you like you’re the last meal I’ll ever have!

My hand gripping your throat, going tighter and firmer as I fall deeper into the abyss of my lust. Squeezing your tit and rolling your nipples between my fingers, you know I’m going to leave marks on your neck but you don’t care. You beg and plead as I bite and lick your pussy through your panties and I push my gface into you more, harder, firmer! My nose rubbing against the hood of your clit and my tongue slipping your panties aside and finally sliding between your smooth wet pussy lips, tasting your nectar and feel your body shake in ecstasy! 

I hear you whisper ‘please’ desperately ad I come back from the fog, looking up at you, still rubbing my nose and lips and chin against your pussy 'Please what, kitten? What does my little pet need?’ I ask, my breath on your thigh nd my face still brushing roughly against your tender partially-exposed flesh

I smile and see the pleasure on your face and the lust in your eyes 'Well?’ I ask again, still rubbing my cheek and chin and nose against your pussy 'Please what, littler girl?’ I ask again, smirking at you and then taking your panties between my teeth and sitting back slightly, pulling them aside and down out of my way, breathing heavily so I can draw your scent deep into my lungs!

I smile and watch your eyes open and loo down at me, glazed over and lost in the clouds. I push my chair back and stand up slowly, bring my hand down from your throat. I take your panties in my fist roughly, my knuckles pushing and grinding against your pussy and clit, and I start pulling it own off you slowly, enjoying the feeling of your hand on my chest and neck and your legs shaking as you straighten and hold them together for me to pull your panties off.

I pull them off your soft, delicate feet and bring them up to my face and smell them 'Mmmm oh babygirl… This is what I’ve wanted all day’ I say as I look into your eyes and take them between my teeth and with my free hand I start undoing my jeans and pushing them down, along with my boxer. My rock hard cock springing into view at full attention!

I take your panties from my mouth and bring them over to your face 'Open wide princess’

You obey and I put them in your mouth, letting you taste your pussy juices, showing you how wet I made you and I take my cock in my hand and stroke it a few times against your soaking cunt, letting the foreskin draw fully forward and brushing it against your lips and clit 'Is thi what you want my little slut? Is this what my little whore is begging for?’ I ask tauntingly, stroking the length against you slowly and then taking it in my hand and slapping your bare pussy with it a few times, letting you feel the weight and hardness against your flesh

I smile and watch you change… My sweet, innocent little princess evaporates and is replaced by her twin… The sultry, slutty, hungry whore who can never get enough 'good girl…’

I growl and hold my cock at your entrance feeling you open your legs and put your heels against my ass, trying to pull me in but I hold back easily, controlling every move as I smile and look into your eyes 'Oh you eager, greedy little bitch’ I say, smiling and hearing you moan and pout and purr.

I rub my cock in small circles around your pussy and clit, stroking it a few more times, letting my foreskin move all the way up the head until it catches your lit and covers it, trapping it between my foreskin and the head of my cock. I lean in and bite your earlobe and growl softly 'This belongs to me, my little kitten…’ slapping my heavy hard cock against your pussy

Grunting as I hear you mewl desperately, hungrily, and then I suck your earlobe hard and whisper again 'And this, my little baby… .This belongs to you…’

And with that I hold my cock head at your entrance and without warning, I groan loudly straight into your ear, deafening you a I buck my hips and slide my swollen, thick mushroom cockhead between your smooth soaking pussy lips

In one long, slow, smooth thrust, I push myself into your warm, soft, trembling body. Filling you as I push inch after inch deep into you. Slowly, letting you feel every ridge and bump and vein, making every throbbing thick inch of me fill you up as you gasp and cry out and grab hold of me, your legs shaking and locking around my waist drawing me further

I groan and lay forward on you, my body weighing you down and pinning you to the desk and the wall, as I slide the last inch into you and you feel my heavy shaved balls against your ass and I stay there for  a moment, feeling your warm pussy engulf my cock and your body melting in my arms

I grunt and plant my legs apart from each other, putting one hand on the wall and the other on the desk

You hold onto me, clinging to me as I lift myself again and look down at you 'Enough of being soft and sweet. You’re not my princess anymore… You’re my whore!’

I growl and start bucking my hips, fucking you in slow deep thrusts at first, filling you with every hard thick inch and pulling out until just the head is left in you, then sliding back in

Deep and hard, making your body shake, banging the desk against the wall with my thighs, my heavy dangling balls slapping your ass with every thrust

I look into your big beautiful eyes, my breath i your face and my cock filling you again and again your moans filling the room and your smell driving me insane with lust 'Yes this is what you need. You fucking hungry, wanton little bitch! This is what you crave: To be mounted and dominated and rutted in by a beast

I groan and fuck you harder, driving my cock into your depths more violently with every thrust

My sweat from my forehead dripping onto you, my hands gripping the desk and my thighs hammering it against the wall! My body slapping against you as one after another the brutal, deep, violent thrusts wrack your body!

Your legs trembling, my body slapping against you, your pussy juices splashing along my haft and against my balls a they whack against your ass and pussy with every drive into you!

I take my hand form the wall and grab your throat, choking you violently, pushing you against the wall and glowering and grunting into your face with every animalistic thrust into your depths 'I’ll fuck you like I want to break you, you fucking greedy little whore!' 

Your hands clawing at me, grabbing and scratching, your breath wheezing through your nose and mouth as your beautiful eyes well up with tears and I grunt louder and louder! MY body slamming into you, driving my cock deep into your pussy and filling you with my raging hard flesh again and again and again!

Choking you against the wall, your toes curling over as your legs tremble and your juices squirt all over my legs and balls and desk, and I don’t give a fuck! I see your tears and hear you whimper and I growl, driven further into the red haze of my animal lust 'Cry and scream all you ant you slut! Nothing can save you now… You are mine and I’ll use you until you are broken into a thousand pieces!’

My fingers on your neck and throat, digging into you hard! I buck my hips and thrust with my legs, pounding my cock into you like I fucking hate you!! Leaning in I bite your neck an mark you, leaving my signs on you for the world to see, so everyone knows this bitch is owned and that you’ve bee used like the depraved whore you are!

I groan and bite you, sucking on your skin and I feel the tingle in my belly, that sweet familiar sensation that tells me I’m approaching the edge!

Your hands and nails digging into my back, marking me as I slam into you faster and faster. The desk shaking and  banging against the wall in a fast frantic rhythm now! My body pouring with sweat, my groans and grunts deepening and quickening, filing your ears so you can’t hear anything else in the world except my ravenous hunger for you!

I close my eyes and throw my head back! I grip your throat and pull you back suddenly, pulling your ass off the desk and I slam you down on it on your back, pushing your head up against the wall! Twisting and contorting your body as I want it

I pin you down and hold you i place, thrusting hard into you! Slamming you with all my strength, destroying your beautiful soft body as I pound my throbbing thick cock into your cunt without mercy!

'Grrraaagghh fuck bitch yes I’m close!!’ I scream loudly, choking you and grabbing hold of your thigh with my other hand! Digging my fingers into you again, marking you as I hammer your pussy hard and deep, making you ache inside and out!!

I close my eyes and my legs begin to shake. You pull me deeper, your on senses incoherent and scattered, your only sensations being the pain of my hardness ravaging your tight sopping cunt and my hands roughly holding you and overpowering you! Using you like a fuck doll I’m about to dump  a huge fucking load into!

I cry out and my body shakes suddenly! I plough forward, ramming my raging hard cock eep int you and holding it there, letting it throb and pulse deep in your gorgeous body!

I cry out and pin you down, holding you exactly where I want you!

Then I fall of the cliff. I release all the anger and frustration and lust and passion.. I cream loudly and choke you and grip you with all my power, marking and hurting you intensely, as my cock erupts deep in your cunt and I pump rope after rope of my thick, warm, creamy seed deep into your cunt and flood your omb with my spunk! 

My hands not releasing you, and shake an shiver and groan with each incredible jet of cum that pumps into you! One after another they flood your body, filling you as I groan and gasp in ecstasy, feeling myself melt into your warmth as your legs wrap around me possessively, not letting me go, holing me inside you, and I feel you clenching and releasing your cunt, milking my tender cock, drawing the last drops of me deep into you

I lay forward on top of you, my chest heaving, my heart racing, blood thundering in my ears and still I feel you. Your hands all over my back, your gorgeous legs still wrapped around my, not even considering letting go, and your brutalised, broken pussy still squeezing and milking my cock, wanting every single last drop of my seed deep inside your womb, and I gasp breathlessly 'even now kitten… gggrraaaggh… still as greedy as ever, my pet’

I’ll stay there, not pulling out. Growing soft inside you, feeling your bod melt under me. My seed filling you, warming you inside and I know that between my marks on your body, and my cum in your belly, my little slut has been well and truly owned. My kitten. My whore. My babygirl…

Fuck babe… I loved that.

So did I, too much

Mmm oh yes babygirl, mine to own and enjoy and spoil and use and show off and dominate

Hehe too much? I don’t think that’s a thing xx

   Touchè, it’s never too much because it’s never enough

It’s never meant to be enough. Lust is insatiable… And thank fuck for that!

Did you cum for me during that, babygirl?

Three times, I enjoyed that a lot I told ya

Oh fuck… I love that! 

I’m very glad you did. I cam so hard at the end. Harder than I had in a while

You’d have been filled up so much babygirl. Filled to the brim with my thick, warm cum

I don’;t think there is any better sign of ownership by a man, and submission by a woman, than him cumming deep n her pussy and filling her with his seed. I fucking love that so much.

I love how filthy and hungry you can be, while looking so sweet and innocent, babe

My kind of girl!

That’s why you chose me, :P

anonymous asked:

unknowingly ending nudes to tyler and only noticing when you get a response with a dick picture

jesus goddamn christ.


You had been using Tinder for months, chatting with random men periodically when you would get bored; as much as Josh made fun of you for it, you would tell him you were using them to ‘kill the loneliness’. You never met up with any of the strange men, simply talked to them when you were bored and wanted some attention.

For the past two days, you had struck up a conversation with a guy named Taylor; he was sweet at first, but quickly delved into more sexual conversations, as most of the users on the app would do. It escalated slightly quicker when you gave him your phone number and your Snapchat.

As you lay in your bed, trying to take a few inappropriate selfies for him, you only momentarily regret your choices, but immediately brush it to the side and continue to pose for a perfect selfie in your underwear. Once you send the selfie, you go back to scrolling through apps on your phone. It only takes a few minutes for Taylor to respond with a picture of his hand shoved down the front of his boxers.

You decide to up the stakes by taking your bra off and taking a shot from an angle where you breasts and your panties are in the frame. You grin at how good of a picture it turned out to be hurriedly sending it before you lose your nerve. You toss your phone onto the bed, pulling your shirt on and walking into your living room; you rifle through your movie shelf, trying to find something to watch before settling on one of your favorites

When you return to your room, you notice the screen of your phone is illuminated, but decide to take your time before you get back to Taylor. You put your movie in the DVD player and walk slowly back to your bed, climbing under the covers. Scooping your phone up, you see you got a Snap from Tyler; knowing his penchant for sending your obnoxious videos and pictures while he and Josh were on tour, you smile to yourself, knowing that it’s bound to be something funny.

When you open the picture, you’re shocked to find a picture of him in the bathroom of the tour bus, taking a mirror selfie, completely naked. His hand is wrapped around his erection, a look on his face unlike you’d ever seen from him before: eyes half lidded, lips parted slightly, but pulled up into a small smirk. Your entire body feels as though it’s engulfed in flames when the realization sets in: you had sent a picture of your breasts and panties to one of your best friends, and his response was to send you his own naked pictures.

You wanted to crawl out of your skin, but at the same time were completely turned on at the sight of Tyler in such a vulnerable state. You’re unsure of how to respond to him, torn between telling him it was an accident or trying to push the conversation further. Before you can respond, you get another Snap from Tyler, immediately feeling your heart begin pounding faster as you open it.

This time, he sent a video and you’re sure that your panties have completely soaked through at the sight: Tyler was now in his bunk, his phone aimed at his hand stroking slowly over his erection. You can hear him letting out very quiet gasps, which does nothing to cease the twisting in your stomach. During the last seconds of the video, Tyler flips to the front-facing camera, and you have to hold back the moan in your throat at the look on his face. His bottom lip pulled between his teeth, his brow knitted to make his look appear needy. The video ends too soon for your liking, and you find yourself wanting to see more.

While you contemplate the appropriate response, Tyler sends you a text; you fumble with the phone, navigating to the messages to read what he has to say.

I’m sure you intended to send that picture to one of those worthless punks you chat with on that stupid app…but I expect you to send me a picture of your pussy right now so I can picture it wrapped around my cock while I finish jerking off.

You pull in a shuddered breath, your body so hot it was tingling; you immediately shove your panties down your legs, kicking them off and to the floor. You struggle for a moment to get at a decent angle, before sending the picture to him. You notice he opens it immediately, and your heart jumps into your throat when you get the notification that he takes a screenshot.

Several minutes go by, and you can’t help but think about what he’s doing with the picture. Finally, you get another text from Tyler, this time it’s a video: he’s panting and moaning very softly, angling the camera over his head so you can see his face and his hand working over himself. You pull your lip into your mouth, losing your mind at the beautiful sounds he makes when finally he’s spilling over into his fist.

The video ends with him aiming the camera at his face, a smug, tired grin on his face as he signs off with, “When I get back home from tour, that pussy is all mine.”

Relentless | Calum Hood Series Pt.6

                                                 Part S I X 

Request: Being the cousin of Ashton Irwin was exciting, especially when invited to their tour to hang out with his best friends. You found yourself becoming fond of Calum Hood, who finds you annoying from your constant appearance. But what would happen if you stopped giving him that attention?

Word Count: 3k+

A/N: 100 notes is the goal, lovelies! im so happy a bunch of you are enjoying this series. i love writing each part knowing that a lot of you will be satisfied to read it! gives me a ton of confidence in my writing xx

Parts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty. [DONE]

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Helsinki, 23:07 P.M. (post-concert, almost midnight)

“Hold on for a sec.” 

Those words stood still in the silence, making your bones completely freeze and stop you from joining the rest of the boys outside. The yanking of your hem became a distant memory as you looked up at the sweaty, yet stern-faced Calum right in front of you. 

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My High Touch Experience in "Beautiful in Berlin"

Disclaimer:
•All members are more handsome in rl than on pictures
•I said “good work” to everyone in korean and no I’m no koreaboo. I am majoring in Korean Studies so why not talk to them in Korean when I can.
•I am 169cm tall.
•All the members are taller than I am.

Hyungwon: He is very very tall and he wore contact lenses. Also he was very comfortable and had that chill vibe on him. I would say he looks the least different from what you see on pictures and videos.

Changkyun: Okay I could slep myself for that because I didnt look at his face! I just gave him a high five and as I said “good job” he said “thank you” at the same time. I just completely forgot to look at his face! someone please dig my grave and put me in it.

Minhyuk: Now I only remember the silhouette of Minhyuk because guess what? Yo girl is stupid as fuck and panicked seeing Jooheon coming up soon but I do remember that Minhyuk is really tall. Like. Really really tall and also his hands are beautiful.

Kihyun: I remember his face very clearly. He had that fatherly smile on it but I don’t have much to say about Kihyun since I passed by fucking fast. I do have to say tho that he actually seems to put on a little weight again. Like. He is still skinny but not as skinny as I saw him on pictures few months ago. Also very handsome. I wouldn’t say comeplete different from what you see on pictures but fucking pretty.

Now to this angel sent from the heavens to ruin my life. Oc. Jooheon: He is. fucking. beautiful. Like. Pictures do him no justice what so ever. He was standing with his chest slightly turned and faced towards us when we walked in and he leant in with his body and probably came the closest to me. He smiled his eye smile but you could tell that it wasn’t because I was funny or anything. It was just a thankful smile out of niceness. But lemme tell you something. He is really really really pretty. Like. Also i wanted to say something else to him instead of “good work” but I just couldn’t because my mind was blewn away.
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Shownu: Exactly what I told you about pictures serving Jooheon no justice times 10000000. He is. Okay. Let me start like that. He is fucking tall. And he has a body of a greek god. After Jooheon it was Shownu’s turn and I said the usual ‘good job’ and I looked at his face and I was supposed to advance further to Wonho but I stopped there for a second and looked at Shownu again because I couldn’t believe HOW FREAKING HANDSOME HE IS. I don’t remember how he reacted to my “good job” but I do remember his face when I looked back at it. I have no words. He is fucking handsome and manly af. I am so angry at all those pictured and videos because, honestly, Shownu is probably one of the most handsome people I have ever seen in my life.

Wonho: Now this bunny is the one I remember the most. He was after Shownu and the last one and I went to him and unlikely the other members he was standing with his chest faced towards the black curtain that was right next to us and as I was giving him a high five I said the usual and he smiled brightly and reacted with a little laugh or some kind of “Ah” or “Oh”. I don’t remember clearly but he did make a noise and also the high five I gave him felt probably the most like how you would high five your friend when you achieved something great. like that kind of energetic high five and our fingers didnt link with each other but it was in the position of linking and honestly. He is such a beautiful person. I have never seen a more genuine smile being so honest. Also he is really bulky but unlike what he looks like next to Hyungwon (lol) he ain’t that small. I wouldn’t say he is very tall but he still was taller than me.

Over all what I learned from that experience: High fives pass by pretty fucking quick, make sure to look everyone in the face and enjoy the moment as it is and don’t try to do more work than necessary because there will be no time at all and you will just start panicking. Also: Don’t trust pictures. They NEVER portray those 7 human beings in their full glory and handsomeness.

Date Night

summary: shawn’s home from tour, and you’re in dire need of a date night.

(holy fuck i’m seeing shawn today)


Shawn was home from tour, and you had been begging to go out on a date. “Baby, stop pestering me.” Shawn smiled. “I have something planned, but it’s a surprise.”

“What?” You asked, curious. “Why does it have to be a surprise? You know I hate surprises!”

Laughing, Shawn kissed your nose. “You’ll love it!” He grabbed a pair of socks, and sat on the edge of the bed and pulled them on, along with his Nikes. “I’ll see you later.” He kissed you once more, and headed off for a jog.

You sighed, and walked out into the living area of the studio apartment, and collapsed onto the couch. “Ugh, why are boys so complicated?” You asked, looking at the cat.


A couple of days later, Shawn was sitting at the kitchen table, eating some toast, when he saw you. “Hey, tonight’s date night.”

“Oh?”

“Yeah, so be ready by like, four-thirty.”

“What should I wear?” You asked, not knowing if it was a formal date, or not.

Shrugging, Shawn tossed his plate into the sink. “What you had on yesterday would be fine. Nothing too fancy, nothing you wanna get ruined.” He said, going over to the couch and turning on the tv. He laid on the couch, smiling when the cat jumped onto his abdomen, and laid down.


That evening, you slipped on a pair of leggings, your Nikes, and a tee that used to belong to your boyfriend. Shawn smiled, “You look hot.”

“Thanks, you don’t look too bad yourself.” You smiled, grabbing your phone. “Where are we going?” You asked, wanting to know what he had planned.

“Nope, it’s still a surprise!” Shawn smiled, taking your hand. You two walked out into the kitchen, and Shawn dropped your hand. “Welcome to date night!” He smiled.

“Our kitchen?” You looked at him, extremely confused.

Shawn shrugged. “I figured instead of going out to a fancy restaurant, we could just make dinner. Y’know, just us two, making something that we’ll both like.” He smirked, teasing you for your picky eating habits.

“Aww! This is so cute, babe!” You smiled, hugging him. “What’re we making?”

“Chicken parm sound good?” He asked, opening the fridge and pulling out some chicken breasts. He walked over to the pantry and pulled out the pasta, sauce, and bread crumbs.

“Sounds great!” You smiled, going to wash your hands. You two began breading the chicken, and when it was all breaded, Shawn got started on cooking it, while you poured enough pasta into the boiling water, and set the sauce to heat up.

Sometime between cooking the chicken, and setting the cheese on top to melt, Shawn turned on some music, so you two were dancing around the kitchen to some old Disney songs.


When everything was finished, you were pouring the pasta into a bowl, and Shawn set the table. You turned around, and smiled when you saw Shawn had gotten a bouquet of flowers, and had them sitting in the middle of the table. You set the pasta on the table, and Shawn dished out one piece of chicken to you, and two for him.

Once you both had food, you began eating. “This is my favorite date.”  You said, sipping the wine Shawn bought.

“Yeah?”

“Definitely.” You smiled, taking his hand. “I love you.”


a/n: my dream date night tbh. but yOU GUYS I AM SEEING SHAWN TODAY (i say as i write this over a week before it’s posted lmaO)

All Adventurous Women Do

Pairing: DAVEED x Reader
Warnings: BONDAGE, verbal degredation, cum on tits, cum eating, 
Word count: 3068
A/N: No one asked for this, literally, no one. This inspired very heavily by HBO’s Girls (Episode: Vagina Panic s1 ep2) and also some of Adam Sackler’s funny moments! All of the opening and closing dialogue is STRAIGHT from the show as well as some of the stuff he says while fucking her! Enjoy!!

Tags: @hamil-lins @gonnamurderyou @itsjaynebird @aceplaysbass

Daveed had been on the road touring for what felt like ages.

You weren’t exactly dating him, so it was natural for you to not hear from him for a week, sometimes two, only for him to then text you seemingly out of nowhere. Those texts often led to sex, and eventually, you just ended up hanging around his apartment more and more.

He had been home for a week without a single word sent your way, so you decided to take matters into your own hands. 

You sat on your bed, surrounded by odd beauty products as you did your makeup; smudged winged eyeliner, red lipstick, and a light dusting of pink blush. Your hair was pulled back and teased, framing your face to accentuate your cheekbones. You had on an all-black ensemble, consisting of a leather jacket, tight mini dress, fishnets, and converse.

Stepping out of your bedroom and into the common area, seeing your best friend and her boyfriend in the middle of some argument.

“How do I look?” You interrupted, standing the doorway of your bedroom.

Immediately, her boyfriend let out a laugh. “You look like you’re going to put a hex on some popular girls.”

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Taylor Swift is in the middle of a massive 99-date world tour, but she’s still managed to squeeze in a lot of him to her newest passion: American history. ‘I just read a 900-page book called The Kennedy Women, which dates back to the lineage of the first Kennedys coming from Ireland in the 1800s,’ Swift says in the new issue of Rolling Stone, on sale tomorrow. 'This morning I bought books about John Adams, Lincoln’s Cabinet, the Founding Fathers and Ellis Island.’

During downtime from her tour she even attempted to visit the New York Historical Society. “But it was closed,” she says. 'I almost cried.’ Instead, she went to the Museum of Natural History.  'We saw the dinosaurs and stuff,’ she says.  'Which was a close second.’

—  Taylor Swift Reveals Newfound Obsession With American History (X)
If you think about becoming a Monbebe you might want to read this and rethink you choice

(pls read until the very end)

First off, I wasn’t that much into Monsta X’s music or into the members themselves before (after facing a lot of problems) I decided to go to the Monsta X Beautiful first world tour concert in Berlin with two of my friends. I even asked people on tumblr for something like a Monsta X starter-kit (shoutout to @princechaewons ,@nooshpresents , @stanmonstaxandnct for telling me what to watch)

A K-Pop group in Europe? In my home country? Only a one-hour flight away from my hometown? That’s a RARE occasion and I had to take this chance even though they are not one of my bias groups. I didn’t pay THAT much for the tickets (45€/53$(US)) so I didn’t expect too much from it.

We finally stood in front of the Tempodrom (the concert hall) like half an hour before we were able to enter it. The queue was all over the place and after almost 2 hours of waiting I got impatient but I had such great conversations with other Monbebes (great fans tbh 10/10 would talk to again). Everything went smooth after getting in and finding our assigned seats and the actual view was shocking, as I already said I didn’t expect much but do have some sort of expectation.

We sat on the outermost row, slightly more on the right side. With 3500-3800 people in there you would think that your only friend will be the screens on the side to somewhat guess what’s happening in front of you but I was totally wrong, we had such a f*cking great view. I was able to pretty much see every single facial expression and the acoustic was also kind of impressive.

BUT NOW TO THE ACTUAL CONCERT EXPERIENCE:

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The Party

Suho x Reader

Request: “Suho is on tour or doing promotions and she’s there on a business.” + “Daddy Suho” + “Sugar Daddy Suho” inspired by The Weeknd’s “The Party & The Afterparty” 

Word Count: 3771

Genre: Smut

Originally posted by ethereal-baek

The club you were in was packed, sweaty bodies creating one pulsing mass that spanned for what seemed like miles on the dance for. The room was dark, the only real light coming from the strobes lights flashing around the room, the smoke machines in full blast this Saturday night. You’d lost your friends to the crowd and had moved to the bar, shooting them all a text to tell them you’d find your own way home. You knew your friends and colleagues, and you knew that they probably had a tongue down their throats in the middle of that floor or up against a wall and they had no intention of going back to their own hotel that night.

You spun around in your chair, glass of whiskey in hand. Your eyes followed the edges of the dance floor and checked the corners of the room for the familiar red of your best friends’ hair. You couldn’t find her there so you shifted your eyes towards the booths, taking a large swig of your drink. Your eyes drifted over the occupants of each booth, eyes squinted as you tried to make out faces in the dim light.

Your eyes met the face of what could be described as nothing less than a god. The man was absolutely beautiful, so beautiful it took your breath. Your started at his lips, pink and luscious, and worked your way up. His nose was perfectly shaped, his cheekbones high and angular. His eyes flashed to you and you froze, eyes dropping slightly to watch his lips stretch into a smirk revealing a row of shockingly white teeth.

You turned around quickly, the ice in your cup threatening to fly out in your haste. You ducked your head, staring into your glass as you held it in your shaking hands. You stared into the glass but what you saw was not ice, but the eyes of the man that had you so shaken up. They had been soft, milky brown but the second they landed on you they had hardened to a deep brown so dark they almost looked black.

Embarrassed, you shook your head and took a sip of your drink. ‘This is why you don’t stare at people’, you chastised yourself. Ten minutes later and you’d almost forgot about the man, almost forgotten the chill that had threatened to trail its cold fingers down your spine. You’d spun back out to face the crowd subconsciously, watching as the bodies pressed together so tightly they were almost one mass, grinding and moving in unison.

A wave of heat passed over you as someone took the seat to your right. You peeked out from the corner of your eye, eyes widening as you watched the man from across call over the bartender. He ignored the weight of your eyes on his face as he called out his order, staring straight ahead until the waiter returned.

You came to your senses after he took the first sip, gulping in a deep breath before you went to turn away again. His hand shot out, cold, damp fingertips wrapping around your wrist, the glass you were holding jerked, contents splashing onto your lap. The whiskey stunk, and your tight black dress chilled and clung to your skin as though it was a second layer. You sighed, tearing your arm free of his grasp and slamming your glass down on the table. “What the fuck,” you growled maliciously. Your eyes slanted, darkening in rage as you stood up, several dollars worth of drink pouring onto the floor. You turned towards him with balled fists, fury barely dimmed by his stunning face and even better body.

He was muscular, pecs showing through the white t-shirt he had on under a thick black cardigan. His thighs were muscled, lithe like that of a dancers. His hair was black and fell across his eyes messily, blanketing them in a shadow that you knew hid a smirk he was desperately fighting his lips to keep at bay.

His mouth opened and your eyes flashed to follow the moments of his lips as he spoke. “Are you done fucking me with your eyes?” he laughed lowly. He reached up with hand that had gripped you so tightly and carded it through his hair, eyes watching you as your breath caught in your throat. You shook your head imperceptibly, fighting an inner war with yourself. Half of you really wanted to deck him in the fucking face, the other half was pissed at yourself because he was fine as fuck goddamn it, and you really wanted in his pants.

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31 & 35 j hope plz

Member: Hoseok (J-Hope)

Prompt Request: “Are you jealous?” “It’s been a while. Too long.”

Genre: Jealous Fluff

Summary: Y/N and Hoseok go to a college party together and run into Hoseok’s ex which doesn’t sit well with Y/N…

Word Count: 622

You didn’t like it. You didn’t like her at all. She had grabby hands and wandering eyes all over your boyfriend Hoseok, who by the way hadn’t paid any attention to you all night.You were sitting  on the arm of a couch, barely paying attention to the friends around you. Instead, Hoseok and Whatever-her-face-was had you completely absorbed. You wondered if he saw in her what he sa before, they had dated for about two years after all.

You could feel yourself getting angrier by the minute. A barely audible growl even escaped your lips when you saw Hoseok throw his back in laughter at something she said. You glared at the hand she had placed around his bicep.

You were shaken out of your trance by Jimim. “Y/N.. Are you even listening?” Your friend Jimin said to you. “Oh, sorry. What did you say?” You ask still not taking your eyes off of the two of them.

“Are you jealous?” Jimin asked you teasingly. At that you whipped your head around to shift your seething glare at him. “Absolutely not!”

Jimin put his hand up in defense saying, “Hey. I’m not judging. But if you are, I would go over there. Make your presence known you know what I mean?”

With a little nudge from Jimin, you made your way across the room and approached Hoseok and that girl. She was in the middle of saying, “It’s been so long. Too long since we’ve spent anytime together. Maybe we could-” “Hi baby!” I interrupted and went straightening for Hoseok’s lips, planting a sweet lingering kiss.

“Hey, babe.” He said, cheeks flushed as you pulled back. He put his arm around your waist and turned you to face the girl. “This is Kim. Kim this is my girlfriend i was telling you about, Y/N.” Good, at least he told her about you. I smirked at Kim’s awkward expression.

“Nice to meet you, Y/N,” She said quietly. “Nice to meet you too. “You said curtly. It was awkward for a moment and then Kim mumbled about seeing an old friend. “I’ll see you next time, Hoseokie.” She said waving at him cutely. What a bitch. “Yeah, see you next time Kim.” You say brightly waving my hand right in her face. She then walks away flustered, leaving you feeling satisfied.

“Are you okay?” Hoseok asks me, turning you to face him. “No I am not! You spent the whole night talking to Kim who happens to be your ex and then I walk in on her saying that she misses you and then she calls you by Hoseokie. Am I supposed to be okay with that? I know you wouldn’t be cool if i talked to Brian for an hour and igno-” Hoseok cut off your rant by pulling you into a tight embrace. Your voice muffled into his chest that boomed with laughter. “Aw, my Y/N is so cute when she’s jealous.” He pulls back to pinch your cheeks and you smack his hands off.

“God, you are so annoying!” You walk away from him but he pulls you back into his arms from behind. “You know you’re the only one, right” He mumbles as he kisses the crook of your neck lightly and you can’t help but melt. “No…” You say, trying to fight my smile. He moves his kissed up your neck to your ear and he whispers, “Then I guess I’ll have to show you.”


A/N

Hello! I really hope you liked reading this! Also, is anyone going to the WINGS TOUR? Let me know what stop :)

~Armygirl

Healthy || Byun Baekhyun

Drabble Game

A/N: Okay here’s the thing.. I suck at making titles (my works probably suck as well im sorry) but here you go! Tell me what you think of my blog so far x

13. “Weight gain isn’t always bad.“

41. “I hate edited pictures of you.“

58. “You never fail to surprise me.“

Byun Baekhyun + Reader + Fluff


It wasn’t new in your relationship for Baekhyun asking you to send a lot of pictures of yourself. He left for tour 7 months ago and it was obvious how much he misses you. Since video calls are rare due to his busy schedules, you send him selfies to somehow lessen his melancholy of being far away from you instead.

Baekhyun became suspicious when you started sending less and less. Whenever he asks for another picture, you would make an excuse or would rather send a really close up selfie. You used to send mirror shots, sometimes telling him about your day with the clothes you wore. The last time you sent a mirror selfie was 5 months ago.

“Sweetheart, is there something wrong?“ His voice rang from the other side of the line. You weren’t hesitant to answer, contemplating whether to admit whatever is in your mind right now regarding the pictures  or to lie once again. You chose the latter.

“No, there’s nothing wrong.“ your voice came out in a small squeaky tone that sounded annoying in other people’s hearing. But to Baekhyun, this was a hint that something was indeed wrong.

“Yes there is. And I need the truth, (Y/n).“ it nerved you at how fast Baekhyun’s mood changed in an instant. He was never the one to turn from bubbly to serious at some situations, and when he does, you knew everything is going down under.

“Don’t bother making up lies to cover things up, baby. I know you too well.“ 

A short hiss was made as you scrunched your nose in annoyance.

“You never fail to surprise me.“ you mumbled. Baekhyun’s chuckle made you slightly relaxed at the tensed position you were at, and you silently thanked him for that.

“I’m..“ you started. You shuffled in your bed uncomfortably as you searched for the words to say. No words were right when it comes to confessing to your boyfriend about weight gain, especially when you’re scared of his thought of you changing.

“I’m gaining weight, Baek. I-I don’t know..“ you hid your face in shame. It was silent in the other line, and it only made you anxious at the lack of response coming from Baekhyun. You were mentally preparing for whatever was heading your way, but it did no justice in relaxing you.

It startled you when Baekhyun started laughing loudly, causing you to move the phone farther away from your ears. “Wah.. My baby.. my baby got me worried over nothing!” Baekhyun couldn’t handle his cackles as he spoke in between breaths. 

“Is this why you kept sending me selcas with those faded filters?“ his voice was teasing and fun, but it still didn’t make you relax.

“Hey! Those filters are great for aesthetics!“ 

“I hate edited pictures of you.“

It took you by surprise. He’s always been straightforward when it comes to giving out opinions, and his blunt answer sent a light blush on your cheeks.

“You’re not.. You’re not grossed out?“ you asked shyly only for Baekhyun to click his tongue.

“Why would I be grossed out? My baby is getting healthier!“ 

The butterflies in your stomach wouldn’t settle down as Baekhyun’s words only hyped them more. “Weight gain isn’t always bad.“ he assured, his voice turning light and soft. 

Your eyes fluttered close, enjoying the seconds of silence between you and your boyfriend. 

“Thank you, Baek.“ 

It was a peaceful silence. 

“If you’re getting healthier, does that mean certain body parts are getting… bigger?

“BAEKHYUN!!“

He might have ruined the peaceful silence, but he’ll never ruin your self-esteem. He loves you with all of his heart.


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But Drabble Game is currently close.

“Layne, you’d see him with sunglasses, you didn’t really know what his eyes were doing - he wore sunglasses the whole tour, including playing and at night. If you were to take him from his lyrics, you thought, ‘Well, I certainly don’t want to bother him with small talk.’ And it seemed hard to get to know him, but all you had to do was say two words. He’s really gentle, incredibly warm, and childlike - in the best of ways. That seems so different than how you’d anticipate him being or how you expected him to be from the songs.” - Eddie Vedder