FFXV developers: Well now that the game is out and doing well we’ve got time, money, resources, and a green light to create more content. Great! Now, what can we add to FFXV that would best enhance the overall game experience for the fans?
me, a fan: Well, I mean, we’re missing about two thirds of the story, so…
FFXV devs: How about a fishing simulator.
me: but there’s already one in the -
FFXV devs: VR fishing simulator. Suits kind of like the ones the Power Rangers wear but not exactly like the ones the Power Rangers wear. Cooler. Also, they make you invincible. Beer. Ten thousand objectively awful photo filters. Cup Noodle hat. Afrojack.
me: Uh, sure, but the gaping plot holes, though? I’d really rather see -
FFXV devs: Two words:
me: more story?
FFXV devs: Monster. Truck.