Pls do an imagine for Peter with 24, 48 and 49
sure thing, anything for you anon! ♡
make sure to request a number form the prompt list here
sorry i’m so late i just got home from a bridal shower but i definitely will be doing some of these tonight!
also, i’m fucking stupid, but what’s new?
so this imagine will include numbers: 24 (”Penis Parker.”), 48 (”your moan is adorable.”), and 49 (”you’re unholy.”) from the prompt list.
i trudged through the hallways in my high school. i’ve never been fond of this place, and i think it’s the closest thing to hell on earth. it’s stressful, and your popularity status is depend on what kind of shoes you wear. i finally walked into the lunchroom, looking to see Flash and his friends around Peter’s table.
“everyone, say it with me. Penis Parker, Penis Parker!” he chanted and i rolled my eyes. i pushed through the crowd, finally looking at Peter who had his hand resting at his head. i gave him a confused look and he responded by raising his eyebrows and giving me a small shrug. i turned to face Flash.
“okay, seriously? you’re so immature.” i said and he looked at me.
“woahhhh, don’t act now but y/n is finally talking to someone besides Peter and Ned!”
he was right, i didn’t talk to anyone besides Peter and Ned because they weren’t assholes like the rest of the people in this hell hole.
“watch it, Flash. she’ll go psycho on you.” someone chimed in.
“it’s a shame she’s probably crazy, she’s fucking hot.” one spoke up.
“it’s always the quiet one that shoots up the school.” another one remarked.
“she wouldn’t have the balls to do anything to me.” he said and i rolled my eyes.
“you’re right. my balls are so big that god couldn’t fit them in my pants so he put them on my chest.” i stated and people laughed, including Peter and Ned.
“okay, whatever, y/n. just watch your back from now on.” he said and i rolled my eyes before he pushed by me, nudging my shoulder.
i sighed and sat down at the table across from my boyfriend and best friend.
“you okay?” i asked them and they both responded with nods. we weren’t your average high school trio. we were a couple of dorks who enjoyed doing things others didn’t, even if it meant doing our homework.
we talked at the table before getting up and going to our next class together.
i smiled as i sat on Peter’s lap. his face nuzzled into my neck as he placed delicate kisses on the skin. i played with the curls on the back of his head with my fingers.
“i love you.” he mumbled and i smiled.
“i love you too.” i said and he found my sweet spot. he payed attention to it and i let a soft, quiet moan escape my lips.
“your moan is adorable.” he smiled, a smirk tugging at his lips. i laughed slightly.
“you’re a dork.”
“yeah, but i’m your dork.” he said pulling me into his arms. i nodded softly against his chest.
“indeed you are Parker, indeed you are.”
there was a moment of silence until Peter’s voice broke it.
“you know, that thing you said earlier, was pretty funny.”
“hmm?” i questioned, furrowing my eyebrows as i looked up at him.
“today in the lunchroom when you were coming back at Flash, the thing you said about how your balls are so big god put them on your chest.” he said with a giggle as he looked back on the memory.
“oh yeah, that was the first thing that came to my mind.”
“i wouldn’t disagree. your boobs are pretty nice.”
“i’m sorry, i’m sorry!” he giggled,”had to speak the truth one day.”
he laughed as he rubbed my back.
“i’m serious, Parker. i’m taking you to church.” i said with a smile.
this boy will be the absolute death of me.