SORRY THIS ASK IS WILD BUT ITS BASED ON A DREAM. So what if UT and UF Sans's S/O has a goldfish that they just LOVE and one day they have to go do something so they tell the Skele to watch the fish and guard it and when S/O leaves after saying bye to the Skele and the fish, the fish just swims around for a few minutes, looks in the direction of the Skele and says "I've murdered numerous people who have dishonored my dear friend (S/O's name) but you're a good guy." then just goes back to swimming
What. What the fuck. Classic blinks. Then rubs his eyes. Then blinks. He turns away from the fishbowl, thinking that he just imagined that. Maybe he didn’t get enough sleep last night and was hallucinating. But as Sans keeps glancing back at it, expecting the first to say something, anything, again to make sure that he’s not crazy, the fish does nothing. He wouldn’t judge, he’s a skeleton, but like…..ordinary goldfish aren’t able to talk? When you come back, Classic keeps quiet about the whole….talking fish thing. What is he supposed to say? That you may or may not have a talking fish that murdered your past associates? Besides, it seems to be protecting you so it can’t be that bad right? What is he talking about, that’s a fucking fish, man he needs to get some more sleep.
When Red hears the fish, he nearly Gaster Blastered the shit out of it. Then he notices that it’s just swimming, doing it’s own thing. Was he hallucinating? Still, he’s extra careful, checking the locks, having his magic ready, and basically on edge the entire time. He can’t and won’t sleep until you get back. It’s not like he’s spooked or anything! But man, he’s gotta stop getting high. Still after you come back, Red keeps an eye out for your fish, feeling chills down his spine whenever he goes near it. On the bright side, at least you have a protector if someone tries to hurt you. What the fuck is he talking about, he must really be going crazy.