You appear to be a hyper coffee drinker (if I understood that post correctly). There's a gent out in Cali that sells what sounds like the very thing, it's called Black Blood of the Earth and the site for it is hilarious but I thought I'd mention its existence if you wanted to give it a look
Black Blood of the Earth is what I based my brew on!! I found out about it and wanted some, but couldn’t justify shelling out the $$.
Then I realized “Hey dork you collect virgin chemistry lab equipment because you’re a huge nerd I bet I could approximate this stuff on my own.”
So. Enter several weeks of trial and error, and Event Horizon (so named because it is so black that not even light may escape) was born.
True to Black Blood of the Earth legend, the cold extraction method means even though is is hypercaffeinated and as strong as tar, the taste is surprisingly mellow and sweet due to the fact that acids are only extracted by heat. Dump a shot glass of it in a glass of milk for a delicious iced latte. Chocolate milk makes it an iced mocha. Mix with Bailey’s Irish cream for something my husband calls an “Irish Pub Fight”. Mix with vodka to die.
(I did the math and it turns out 1 1 oz shot glass of Event Horizon has about 100-200 mg. of caffeine, allowing for natural caffeine level fluctuation if the coffee beans depending on growing conditions). I tested it on co workers, and one drank a full 6 oz cup which I EXPRESSLY forbid him from doing but he said ‘fuckit’ and did it anyway ‘for SCIENCE’.
He didn’t sleep for 48 hours and was running laps of the parking lot for two straight hours ‘because he couldn’t keep still’. He also claimed that he could ‘feel air molecules’.