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female awesome meme; 5/10 ladies who deserve better: tris prior (the divergent series)
“sometimes it isn’t fighting that’s brave, it’s facing the death you know is coming”

  • Castiel: Where did this tear in reality come from? Huh? This is weird even to me and I'm an angel
  • Castiel: If Dean where here he would say 'Castiel, don't do anything stupid, dumbass!' and 'wait for back-up', then he'd say 'what's with you and the half-cocked ideas?'. He's really rude sometimes...and honestly, where does he even get the nerve?
  • Castiel: Well fuck you Dean
  • Castiel: I don't need anything to be full-cocked! Am going in!
  • *Somewhere far away*
  • Dean: Cas just did something stupid, I can feel it. Why am I NOT surprised? Don't you 'greater good' and 'please trust me Dean', I wouldn't trust you with a plastic spoon! God I hate you
  • Sam: So long-distance fighting is a thing now
Self Diagnosis Misconceptions
  • How anti-self dxers think I self dxed:
  • Me: *reads post about disorder and mildly relates to half a sentence of it* sounds edgy *loudly screams from the rooftops that I Definitely Have The Disorder*
  • How I actually self dxed: (note that this takes place over a period of multiple months)
  • Me: *reads post about disorder* wow I really relate to this but I don't have that disorder so I'll just ignore it.
  • Me: *reads and relates to many more posts about that disorder* ok, I should probably look into this more.
  • Me: *looks up official diagnostic criteria for the disorder* huh, I guess I don't have it.
  • Me: *reads and relates to more posts about the disorder* hmm… this is kinda weird…
  • Me: *looks up the diagnostic criteria again, this time recalling past incidences of symptoms* wait I… actually do enough of these symptoms to get I diagnosis… how did I not realize this the first time…?
  • Me, weeks later: but what if I actually don't?
  • Me: *looks at the diagnostic criteria again, remembering even more past symptoms* ok I most likely really do have this disorder.
  • Me again: but what if I really don't
  • Me: *takes at least half a dozen online tests based off the official diagnostic criteria*
  • Literally every test: You might/probably/definitely have moderate/severe (disorder). You need to see a mental health professional.
  • Me: ok, the evidence so far suggests I have this disorder
  • Me, forever questioning my own perceptions: ok but what if I don't
  • Leliana: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad. I just want to know.
  • Josephine: I did. I broke it...
  • Leliana: No. No, you didn't. Dorian?
  • Dorian: Don't look at me. Look at Cullen.
  • Cullen: What?! I didn't break it.
  • Dorian: Huh. That's weird. How did you even know it was broken?
  • Cullen: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken!
  • Dorian: Suspicious.
  • Cullen: No, it's not!
  • Sera: If it matters, probably not... Vivienne was the last one to use it.
  • Vivienne: I don't even drink that!
  • Sera: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the tea cart earlier?
  • Vivienne: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, darling!
  • Josephine: Alright let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Leliana.
  • Leliana: No. Who broke it?
  • Varric: Solas has been awfully quiet…
  • Solas: Really?!
  • Varric: Yeah, really!
  • [...]
  • Leliana: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a nug head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
  • *everyone is standing around a broken coffee machine*
  • Jughead: So... who broke it? I'm not mad. I just wanna know.
  • *pause*
  • Betty: I did. I broke it.
  • Jughead: No. No, you didn't. Cheryl?
  • Cheryl: Don't look at me! Look at Kevin.
  • Kevin: What?! I didn't break it!
  • Cheryl: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?
  • Kevin: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
  • Cheryl: Suspicious.
  • Kevin: No, it's not!
  • Archie: If it matters, probably not... Veronica was the last one to use it.
  • Veronica: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
  • Archie: Oh, really? Then what were you doing over by the coffee cart earlier?
  • Veronica: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Archie!
  • Betty: Alright, let's not fight! I broke it, let me pay for it, Juggie.
  • Jughead: No. Who broke it?
  • Kevin: Jughead, Josie's been awfully quiet...
  • Josie: REALLY?!
  • Kevin: Yeah, really!
  • Jughead, to the camera while everyone argues in the background: I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
Mirrors (lyrics)

She closed the door
She hides behind the face nobody knows
She feels her skin, touch the floor

She wants to fight
Her eyes are tired, nobody’s on her side
She wants to feel like she did before

She looks into her mirror wishing someone could hear her, so loud
And I need love, so hold me closer
In the night, just enough, just enough

I need love, so hold me closer
In the night, just enough, just enough
Just to feel my body come alive
When my bones start breaking, my heart starts shaking
I need love, need love

The coffee’s cold
He turns around and said, “I hope you know,
You’re beautiful, have you ever been told”

She’s a little shy
But as he walks away, she slowly breaks a smile
The skies are blue, haven’t been for a while

She looks into her mirror wishing someone could hear her, so loud
I need love, and to hold me closer
In the night, just enough, just enough
Just to feel my body come alive
The boat’s not breaking, my heart’s not shaking
I need love, need love

She closed the door
She hides behind the face nobody knows
She feels her skin, touch the floor

I need love, and to hold me closer
In the night, just enough, just enough
Just to feel my body come alive
The boat’s not breaking, my heart’s not shaking
I need love, need love

pidge: [eating peanut butter in the castle’s kitchen alone at 3 in the morning]

shiro: [walks in] uh…what are you doing here?

pidge: i could ask you the same thing.

shiro: [looks at her sternly for a few seconds]

pidge: [sighs] it’s gay culture. i’m here because eating peanut butter alone at 3 am is gay culture.

shiro: …huh. [opens up the castle’s refrigerator]

pidge: same thing for you?

shiro: [sighs, takes out a jar of peanut butter] yeah, same thing for me.

pidge: [raises her peanut butter jar in the air like it’s wine] to gay culture.

shiro: [raises his peanut butter jar in the air] to gay culture.

  • Robb: Who broke it?
  • Everyone: ...
  • Robb: I'm not mad, I just want to know.
  • Jon: ...I did it, I broke-
  • Robb: No, no you didn't. Arya?
  • Arya: Don't look at me, look at Bran!
  • Bran: What? I didn't break it.
  • Arya: Huh, that's weird, how did you know it was broken?
  • Bran: Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken!
  • Arya: Suspicious.
  • Bran: No it isn't!
  • Rickon: If it matters, probably not, Sansa was the last one to use it...
  • Sansa: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
  • Rickon: Oh? Then what were you doing by the coffee counter earlier?
  • Sansa: I use the little wooden stirs to push back my cuticules! Everyone knows that, Rickon!
  • Jon: Okay, let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it.
  • Robb: No! Who broke it?
  • Bran: ...Y'know, Theon has been awfully quiet.
  • Theon: Really?!
  • Bran: Yeah, really!
  • Everyone: *Intense arguing*
  • Robb, watching from the back: I broke it. It burnt my hand, so I punched it.

hmmm

  • JD: So. Who broke the coffee pot? I'm not mad, I just want to know.
  • Veronica: I did. I broke it-
  • JD: No, no you didn't. Heather?
  • Heather Chandler: Don't look at me. Look at Heather.
  • Heather Duke: What? I didn't break it.
  • Heather Chandler: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
  • Heather Duke: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
  • Heather Chandler: Suspicious.
  • Heather Duke: No, it's not!
  • Ram: If it matters, probably not...Heather was the last one to use it.
  • Heather Mac: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
  • Ram: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • Heather Mac: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Ram!
  • Veronica: Alright, let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, JD.
  • JD: No. Who broke it?
  • Heather Duke: *whispering* JD, Martha's been awfully quiet-
  • Martha: Really?!
  • Heather Duke: Yeah, really!
  • *later*
  • JD: *talking to the camera* I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throat's with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
  • Terroriser: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.
  • Moo: I did. I broke it…
  • Terroriser: No. No, you didn’t. Nogla?
  • Nogla: Don't look at me. Look at Lui
  • Lui: What?! I didn’t break it.
  • Nogla: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?
  • Lui: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
  • Nogla: Suspicious.
  • Lui: No, it’s not!
  • Ohm: If it matters, probably not… Bryce was the last one to use it.
  • Bryce: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
  • Ohm: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • Bryce: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Ohm!
  • Moo: Alright let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Brian.
  • Terroriser: No. Who broke it?
  • Mini: [whispering] Terroriser, Wildcat's been awfully quiet…
  • Wildcat: Really?!
  • Mini: Yeah, really!
  • ...
  • Terroriser: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
  • (Everyone standing around a broken coffee maker)
  • Richie: So, who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
  • Bill: I did. I broke it.
  • Richie: No. No you didn't. Mike?
  • Mike: Don't look at me. Look at Eddie.
  • Eddie: What?! I didn't break it.
  • Mike: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
  • Eddie: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
  • Mike: Suspicious.
  • Eddie: No it's not!
  • Stan: If it matters, probably not, but Beverly was the last one to use it.
  • Beverly: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
  • Stan: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • Beverly: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that Stan!
  • Bill: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Richie.
  • Richie: No. Who broke it!
  • Eddie: Richie...Ben's been awfully quiet.
  • Ben: REALLY?!
  • Richie (by himself): I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
  • Reborn, in front of a broken coffee maker: Who broke it?
  • All the Vongola kids:
  • Reborn: I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
  • Yamamoto: ... I did. I broke it —
  • Reborn: No, no you didn’t. Ryohei?
  • Ryohei: Don't look at me... look at Octopus Head.
  • Gokudera: What? I didn't break it.
  • Ryohei: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
  • Gokudera: Because it's sitting right in front of us... and it's BROKEN.
  • Ryohei: Suspicious.
  • Gokudera: No, it's not!
  • Lambo: If it matters, probably not, but I-Pin was the last one to use it...
  • I-Pin: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
  • Lambo: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • I-Pin: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles! Everyone knows that, LAMBO.
  • Tsuna: Guys, no, let's not fight. I broke it, Reborn, let me pay for it.
  • Reborn: NO. Who broke it?
  • Gokudera: ... Reborn-san? Hibari's been awfully quiet —
  • Hibari: Really.
  • Gokudera: Yeah, REALLY.
  • Tsuna: OH, MY GOD —
  • *later, as everyone's fighting*
  • Reborn: I broke it. It burned my hand, so I shot it with my gun.
  • Reborn: I predict in ten minutes they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
  • Reborn: ... good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
has someone done this before
  • Logan, pointing at broken cup: So, who broke it?
  • Everyone: ...
  • Logan: I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
  • Patton: I did, I broke the cu-
  • Logan: No... No, you didn't. Roman?
  • Roman: Don't look at me! Look at Mr. Edgelord!
  • Virgil: What? I didn't break it!
  • Roman: Huh. That's weird. How did you even know it was broken?
  • Virgil: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken!
  • Roman: Suspicious...
  • Virgil: No, it's not!
  • Patton: Ok, let's not fight, I broke it, let me pay for it, Logan.
  • Logan: No! Who broke it?
  • Roman: ... Logan, Thomas has been awfully quiet-
  • Thomas: ReALLY?!
  • Roman: Yeah, really!
  • Everyone: *arguing*
  • Logan, to the audience: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
  • Ozpin: Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want to know.
  • Everyone: [silence]
  • Port: I did. I broke it.
  • Ozpin: No, no you didn't. Qrow?
  • Qrow: Don't look at me. [pauses] Look at Jimmy.
  • Ironwood: What, I didn't break it.
  • Qrow: Huh, that's weird, how did you even know it was broken?
  • Ironwood: Because its sitting right in front of us, and it's broken.
  • Qrow: Suspicious.
  • Ironwood: No, it's not!
  • Oobleck: If it matters, probably not, Glynda was the last one to use it.
  • Glynda: Why? I don't even drink that crap.
  • Oobleck: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • Glynda: I use the wooden stirs to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Bartholomew!
  • Port: Okay, okay. Let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it Ozpin.
  • Ozpin: No, who broke it?
  • Ironwood: Ozpin, Merlot has been awfully quiet.
  • Merlot: REALLY?!
  • Everyone save Ozpin: [arguing]
  • Ozpin: [to the camera]I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. [silence] Good.
  • *everyone is standing around a broken coffee machine*
  • Eris: So... who broke it? I'm not mad. I just wanna know.
  • *pause*
  • Apollo: I did. I broke it.
  • Eris: No. No, you didn't. Aphrodite?
  • Aphrodite: Don't look at me! Look at Hades.
  • Hades: What?! I didn't break it!
  • Aphrodite: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?
  • Hades: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
  • Aphrodite: Suspicious.
  • Hades: No, it's not!
  • Zeus: If it matters, probably not... Hera was the last one to use it.
  • Hera: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
  • Zeus: Oh, really? Then what were you doing over by the coffee cart earlier?
  • Hera: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Zeus!
  • Demeter: Alright, let's not fight! I broke it, let me pay for it, Eris.
  • Eris: No. Who broke it?
  • Persephone: Eris, Athena's been awfully quiet...
  • Athena: REALLY?!
  • Persephone: Yeah, really!
  • Eris, to the camera while everyone argues in the background: I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
  • Diana: [pointing at a broken coffee machine] So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want to know.
  • Julian: I did. I broke it.
  • Diana: No. No, you didn't. Mark?
  • Mark: Don't look at me, look at Diego.
  • Diego: What?! I didn't break it!
  • Mark: Huh. That's weird. How did you even know it was broken?
  • Diego: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken!
  • Mark: Suspicious.
  • Diego: No, it's not!
  • Kieran: If it matters, probably not... Emma was the last one to use it.
  • Emma: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
  • Kieran: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • Emma: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles! Everyone knows that, Kieran!
  • Julian: Alright, let's not fight. Let me pay for it, Diana.
  • Diana: No. Who broke it?
  • Ty: [whispering] Diana, Cristina has been awfully quiet...
  • Cristina: Really?!
  • Ty: Yeah, really!
  • [To camera as the others continue to argue]
  • Diana: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.