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Marinette Cake

Marichat May Day 2: Purring

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Summary: Chat Noir was very hungry.

And Marinette smelled nice.

Really, really nice.

Meant to be a short drabble, became longer and lead to an identity reveal. Oh well, it was fun to write. c: Hope you enjoy!

Chat Noir was just going home after a lunchtime akuma, and he was starving. He could feel his energy draining from him, and if it weren’t for the suit, he’d probably be collapsed somewhere, starving to death. Then he would die and his father would be arrested for parental neglect. Ladybug would never know what happened. His classmates would mourn…

Speaking of classmates.

He stopped on top of the school when he caught a glimpse of one Marinette Dupain-Cheng, holding a sack of flour on her shoulders. She and her father seemed to be unloading some sacks from a delivery truck right outside their bakery. He watched as Marinette put down her sack next to a small towering pile and roll her shoulders as she entered the truck to grab another one, passing her father who had one sack on each shoulder.

He whistled as she easily hoisted another one on her shoulders, impressed. He never knew she was that strong. She always looked so small and soft that seeing her easily carry a sack of flour that was half her size and probably twice her weight was quite a nice surprise.

Chat Noir would be a terrible hero if he didn’t go down there to lend a helping paw. Maybe he could ask for a croissant as repayment. Just one. He was just so hungry, and they were nice people so they’d at least give him one, right?

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  • fanfic writer: pwp, warning for inappropriate use of ninja weapons, ninjutsu, and sharingan, hard yaoi, 18+, EXPLICIT SEXUAL CONTENT, read at your own risk!!
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anonymous asked:

What kind of drunks do you think the gom + nijimura are?

MIDORIMA and NIJIMURA done here.


  • Actually a pretty damn sweet drunk. He’ll be whispering sweet words in your ear all night and making sure that you were happy. He gets very touchy too and would stroke your hair or kiss you softly. Little touches here and there.
  • But he’s still a very aware drunk. As he always is. He’ll make sure nobody touches you inappropriately and that he behaves as an Akashi normally would in public.
  • Sample drunk texts:
    • This is odd. What are these circle things.
    • 😂 why are bubbles coming out of the eyes.
    • Oh, they’re tears.
    • 💩 why does the poop have a face.


  • Loud and annoying as hell. He yaps nonstop and would talk about basketball and whatever was going through his head the whole time. Though he wouldn’t be an angsty drunk and would be really, really happy.
  • He’s got strong tolerance so you won’t see him drunk that often. But when he goes hard, he really goes hard. You might find him with his shirt off dancing with someone on a table.
  • Sample drunk texts:
    • Are u naked I bet ur naked
    • i wanna see u naked too
    • naked. nude. strip. imma go take off my shirt.


  • Even happier than usual. You won’t be surprised to find people actually tying him to a chair just for him to settle his ass down. He’ll be bouncing all over the place otherwise and showing off dance moves he learned from TV.
  • Kissy drunk too. He’s the type of drunk who’ll attempt to kiss everyone in sight so better watch out.
  • Sample drunk texts:
    • Ur cute
    • im cute
    • we’re all cute
    • CUTE


  • Very quiet drunk until you get him talking and he can go on on some deep existential shit that you really don’t want to hear. Like he ages a billion years and will have a midlife crisis.
  • He’s still very responsible though and will be the DD most of the time. He’ll make sure no one throws up on each other (it has happened) and that everyone’s back in their own homes in one piece. Also, he’ll take embarrassing drunk photos of everyone.
  • Sample drunk texts:
    • Have you thought about the afterlife?
    • People with different religions would have different afterlives?
    • That’s an interesting idea. Hm. Much to think about.
    • No, I haven’t been drinking. Much.


  • Gets very aggressive but sleepy at the same time. He gets super tired so better let him rest up on the table instead of pushing him to dance or drink more because he will go Hulk on your ass.
  • Pretty weak tolerance so he’s usually the first to get drunk if he drinks too much. He doesn’t really like the taste of alcohol but prefers champagne and dessert wines over anything else.
  • Sample drunk texts:
    • I want candy
    • Give me candy
    • Where’s my candy
    • Neruerneruenreu
Chapter 5, Part 2: Hunt’s Decision

Chapter Links:

Previous Chapters:

Chapter 1 (After the Masquerade…)

Chapter 2 (It was her..)

Chapter 3 (Thailand)

Chapter 4 (Dinner Party)

Chapter 5 (Part 1: A Weekend with Hunt)

Summary: The MC and Hunt perform the ad together, raising questions from the film crew about their relationship.


Hunt waited for her in the gardens. Cameras were already on him, and Charles was instructing him on the script. Suddenly, Francesca gasped.

“My dear, you look heavenly! Come, come! We have to get started ASAP!”

She approached Hunt as he stood underneath a tree. He swallowed. Who was this person before him? She had been totally transformed from the warm, intelligent girl that he admired into a fragile goddess. Her crystalline eyes were framed in smoky shadow; gauzy fabric clung to the impeccably sculpted curves of her body. Her hair was arranged in a loose, braided updo, baring her slender neck and shoulders to his gaze. Her golden skin was dusted with something shimmery, and as she drew nearer to him, wide-eyed and carefully gauging his reaction, the scent of Forbidden mixed with her own skin wafted into his senses. He swallowed hard, forgetting for once to manage his facial expressions.

“Professor?” she whispered, aware of the crew around them, trying not to get lost in the moment with him.

Hunt cleared his throat as the director approached.

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Aaron Carpenter - Announcement

Request:  Aaron Carpenter imagine where your also a youtuber and y'all go on you now to announce your relationship can you put Greyson ( his nephew in there too )


“Okay, the stream is all set up!” Aaron shouted from downstairs.

“I’m coming!” I yelled back as I finished getting Greyson dressed.

We were babysitting Aaron’s nephew today but we also decided we would do a YouNow to announce our relationship. We had been dating for five months but neither of us confirmed it yet, also everyone was sure about it so we figured out it was time to talk about us.

I walked down with Greyson in my arms. Aaron was sitting in front of his laptop and I sat besides him.

“Aw, come here buddy” he babbled to Greyson as he took him into his lap. “What a handsome guy!” he laughed seeing his outfit. I put on him a nice little shirt and a pair of jeans, he looked like a miniature adult, also I was sure he would get his clothes dirty in a minute, but he looked too good like that. “Can we start?” he asked turning towards me. I nodded smiling and the Aaron started the live stream.

“Hey guys!” we greeted the viewers as soon as we were online.

Greyson started to babble pointing at the screen, he was so adorable.

“Hey, I’m Aaron and I’m here with the beautiful Y/N, who is well-known for his beauty videos” Aaron commented and I was just sitting there smiling and watching over Greyson.

I started to upload videos to my YouTube channel a year ago, mostly I had tutorials.

“And Greyson is also excited to see you guys” he added laughing. “So we are basically here to tell you something important.” Aaron glanced at me trying to hide his smile. “I think all of you can guess what it is, but we thought it would be good to make everything clear.”

“And I hope you won’t kill me” I muttered avoiding to look at the camera. I spent half of my life in front of the camera but now I was a bit nervous.

“Yeah, it’s important to stay calm. So the thing is, that we would like all of you to know that we are a couple, we have been dating for a couple of months and we are really happy together. There, I said it finally!” he laughed and turned to me. I smiled at him. Greyson pouted his lips at me and stretched towards me. I picked him up and sat him on my lap so he wouldn’t start crying.

“Thanks” Aaron said quietly. “Okay, so we are here not just to announce you our relationship, but also to answer your questions about everything, so tweet us what you want to know.” He took his phone from the table and opened Twitter starting to scroll down his mentions.

Greyson started to play with my hair but I was still too nervous to say anything.

“Okay, here is one. How did you meet? Oh, this is a good one” he laughed and I joined him thinking about the day we met.

“They will think that you are a stalker, Aaron” I laughed but he just waved his hand at me.

“They already know that I am weird. So basically we met at VidCon” he started.

“It was my first time there”

“Yes and I already knew she would come and I kinda stalked her” Aaron admitted awkwardly smiling.

“Don’t worry, I thought you were cute standing at the line with those girls at my booth” I caressed his arm.

“Oh, I’m sure about it” he muttered. “Anyway, I just kinda went to her and started to talk with her about things. And we ended up like… So I just asked her out” he shrugged like it was nothing but I knew he was nervous when this all happened.

“And I said yes, so we met yesterday, he took me to a restaurant, even though I told him Burger King would be fine, but he insisted on taking me to a nice place.” I leaned closer to him and kissed his cheek. He was a little bit blushing as I was telling our story. “He was a real gentleman.”

“I was just determined to get to you.”

“And you succeeded, because I let you kiss me when you walked me back to my hotel” I admitted smiling like an idiot. Our first date was so cute and romantic, it was one of my favorite memories.

“Okay, that’s enough of our first date” Aaron said still blushing. “Here is the next one. Y/N, it’s for you, our viewers want to know how good kisser I am.” He turned to me with a proud smile waiting for me to worship his kissing skills, but I wanted to tease him.

“I’m sorry, I won’t talk about things like that in front of the kid” I nodded towards Greyson.

“Aw, just admit that I’m the best kisser in the world, everyone knows that it’s true” he sighed and then smiled at me.

“Yeah, whatever” I rolled my eyes playfully. “Let me pick out the next one.” He gave me his phone and I started to look for a question that would absolutely make Aaron uncomfortable. And I found the right one. “ This one is good. Have you guys already had sex?” I asked and when he heard the question his face immediately went red, I couldn’t stop laughing at him.

“What the hell, you said no dirty talking in front of the kid!” he stated laughing awkwardly. “Okay, guys, you are so inappropriate, so we will say goodbye now” he said turning towards the screen while I still was laughing hard. Even Greyson started to laugh when I couldn’t stop. “Bye guys!” he waved and then shut the stream down. “What is wrong with you?!” he asked me, but I was still laughing.

It was funny because we slept together for the first time only a week ago, it was the first time for both of us. It wasn’t a big deal for me, to talk about things like that but Aaron was so shy about these things he always got nervous when sex came up, now he had to deal with it on a live stream.

“I’m sorry it was just… Your face was… Oh my God!” I barely could breathe.

“That wasn’t funny!” he stated but I could tell he wasn’t mad at me.

“Yes it was, but sorry baby, you know I love you” I said leaning closer to him giving him a peck on the lips.

“You are lucky I love you too” he muttered and kissed me.

anonymous asked:

last year I was friends with this guy we started getting flirty and it lead to sexy stuff and then one day he just stopped talking to me and blocked me on all social media he later apologized quite a few months later and we somehow eventually fell back into what we were doing before and then after a while he again stopped talking to me a couple months ago he apologized yet AGAIN and we somehow AGAIN fell into the inappropriate situation he blocked me yesterday idk how to feel anymore about it

That sounds very suspicious and honestly I suggest blocking him so that he can’t unblock/reach out to you ever again.  And if he does, tell him to go to hell.

It sounds like he’s either cheating on someone/trying to hide you from someone or that he’s not able to make up his mind about something re. your relationship and his solution is to cut off and reestablish contact rather than try to have a conversation.  And even if it’s not a suspect reason like those, it’s not fair to you to keep leaving you hanging and not have open and honest channel of communication, so he doesn’t deserve your energy.

anonymous asked:

It's not "actual predatory adult Tony Stark" he's literally there as a father figure and mentor for Peter so he has someone to build off of who has experience in crime fighting what the actual hell are you talking about

nonny he literally showed up at peter’s house, gave him a bunch of money, locked the two of them into peter’s bedroom, where he then proceeded to blackmail peter into letting tony bring him to another continent without his legal guardian’s knowledge or approval so that he could fight a bunch of incredibly lethal adults without any real knowledge of what the fight was even about

tony in civil war was nothing but predatory and inappropriate with actual child peter parker, and we absofuckinglutely do not need any more of that shit in homecoming

now go have a fucking nap and stay out of my inbox until you’ve got your head out of tony’s ass pls

Winchester Jr.: Part III

Prompt: Heyy could you do fanfic where the reader isDean’s daughter from the future and she somehow end up in the past and meets Dean and Sam?

Word count: 2,413

Warnings: None

Author’s Note: Thank you, deanispeachy​, for the ideas/suggestions! This is about an hour late, I know, but I’ve just finished it – lots of details here >.> Enjoy!

Part 1, Part 2

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HERE IS THE LATEST COMIC PAGE FOR @teensaiyajinhighschool !

Vegeta’s dad is always so embarrassing and innocently inappropriate! But what he always forgets is this. (or maybe he doesn’t know?)

After a deep and loving relationship together, Vegeta and Bulma split up. It was very complicated but positive and mutual, they stay close friends and talk to eachother about everything! Hell, Vegeta even shares things with Bulma that he would think twice about telling Goku…
Cutting a long story short, they still hang out together regularly (platonically OF COURSE) and they are totally BFF’S .

Bulma helped Veg come to terms with being gay and was a big part in his finding his feet. He really cares about her.

They hang out and wear each others clothes and cuddle and stuff <3

Fic: The Right Place

anon asked for: some more early klaine? I love fics that are them trying to figure out how to cuddle, and struggling but also falling in love and oh god I’m such a sap i’m sorry this post is a mess.

We’re all saps here, my friend. ~950 words, G.

Kurt was sitting up very straight on the Andersons’ couch, trying not to presume too much. They were alone in the living room - hell, they were alone in the house - but Kurt still couldn’t figure out how to initiate what he really wanted.

Should we talk about it first, or should I just go for it? he wondered, pressing his lips together in frustration. I mean, I’m not trying to do anything inappropriate - I think - so we don’t need to discuss it, right?

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okay but like what i’m wondering is

remember how MONTHS ago at a con that misha and jensen both said there were outtakes of dean & cas’s reunion scene at the gas ‘n sip that wouldn’t be on the gag reel because what jensen was saying to misha was so wildly inappropriate they didn’t want to repeat it or even hint at it to give us a clue


if jensen telling misha that he wanted a chinese chair with him made it on the gag reel

and jensen and misha talking about each other’s hard dicks made it onto the gag reel


C: I’m so sick of my mom and stepdad trying to force me to be Christian. I believe in God, yes but I do not adhere to a certain religion and that is my choice. My mom and stepdad think me not saying grace is an insult to them and somehow I will go to hell. She thinks because she’s automatically and suddenly praying more often she is “going to go to heaven”. The way they talk around the house makes them sounds like they’re about to be admitted to an insane asylum. No matter where we go and who we’re around, my step dad brings bible verses to everyone and it seems so rude and inappropriate to me. You have no idea what the other person believes in. They condemn abortion and I’m pretty sure they’re not okay with homosexuality… As if I care about either above because I’m pansexual and about as pro choice as it gets. 👭😒

After the Narada incident, the senior crew becomes marginally well known. Before a later mission, the crew has to do press interviews. McCoy hates it. Starfleet dresses him up like he belongs in a preppy men’s magazine photoshoot. And having a bunch of cameras on him? Not that he’d ever admit it, but it’s nervewracking. So nervewracking in fact that, not knowing what the hell to talk about, he resorts to telling a reporter he bets he can stick a whole microphone in his mouth. He can. Just his luck, they snap a picture of him, mouth full, eyebrows angry, arms out like, ‘Are we fucking done here now???’.

Then there’s poor Jim, who sees the interview and now can’t look at Bones without imagining him sticking something entirely different in his mouth.

 Inappropriate boners have started to become a problem.