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Frankie's 800 Follower Blog Rates!

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• i will not be doing desktop themes because this is a primarily mobile run blog

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URL: i don’t get it | really cool | super cute | i love it! | who did you kill to get this?

Icon: i don’t get it | ahh! so cute! | v cool | omg how’d you get this | i’m stealing now thank you

Mobile Theme: what the hell’s going on? | default | cute! | omg aesthetic | make this mine please

Content: not my thing | memes are great | almost the same as my blog | cool | aesthetic™ | reblogging everything u post

Following?: not my style sorry | already following | now i am! | mutuals | if i ever unfollow them assume someone killed me

anonymous asked:

do you have anymore cute oneshots??? (around 1k-5k words??) something quick and cute to read!!

sure thing!! heres some tags - Karri



Barbie Girl by shipstiel (1/1 | 2,004 | Teen And Up)

Soulmate AU—Everyone hears the occasional stray thought from their soulmate—more of a glimpse into their mind than anything else. Unfortunately for him, Keith seems to have gotten the strangest, most irritating soulmate ever and seriously who the hell sings Barbie Girl at three in the morning, what are you twelve? Get some fucking sleep.

(mentioned shallura)

In A Hundred Lifetimes (I’d Find You And I’d Choose You) by ashtxns (1/1 | 4,057 | Not Rated)

It happens to him and he’s alright with that. But ever since Keith started appearing in the other versions, Lance can’t help but think that the universe is trying to tell him something.

five times someone didn’t know keith and lance were dating, and one time everyone did by Shorty (1/1 | 4,319 | General)

Keith shrugs nonchalantly. “I’m still mad about the whole ‘babe’ thing.”

  • Zen: you and toilets have something in common
  • Jumin: what the hell is that supposed to mean?
  • Zen: you're both full of shit
  • Jumin:
  • Yoosung:
  • Seven:
  • V:
  • Elizabeth the 3rd:
  • MC:
  • Saeran:
  • John Cena:
  • Jaehee: ahahhAHAH TRUE

Seeing so much hate in jonerys and jonsa tags, always makes me go to daensa tag. It’s so peaceful and pure there. 

This beautiful woman who have been through hell would have so much to share together. They would bond really fast. Sansa would be so good reasoning with Daenerys. She would know what to say her. And Daenerys would protect Sansa and would encourage her to show how strong she can be to those who doubt your capabilities. They would believe and support each other.

This ship has so much potential!

GF fandom meme

Answer the questions and tag 10 followers/mutuals

When did you get into Gravity Falls? Late 2016 (like 6 months after the show ended)

What got you hooked on it? When it swerved from “funny, diverting show about Dipper and Mabel” to “Holy shit what the hell secret is Stan hiding!?” I was hooked forever

Do you write, make art, or create content for the fandom or just enjoy being a part of it but haven’t made anything yet? Make art. I wish I could write!

Who’s your favorite character? Stanley Pines

Most underrated character on the show? Lazy Susan

What’s your favorite episode? I know I should say Not What He Seems or similar but honestly? Scary-oke. You know why.

What’s your least favorite episode? Boyz Crazy, I am just not feeling it

What do you hope to see in the graphic novel? Sea Grunks! Dipper and Mabel kicking ass in middle school and revisiting Gravity Falls. Soos being Mr. Mystery.

Favorite fan content? All of it, honestly. But I love fanfic most of all.

I’m tagging… @sightkeeper, @marypsue, @thedobermutt, @a-million-chromatic-dreams, @hntrgurl13, @amolecularmachine, @impishnature, @eregyrn-falls, @fexalted, @snapback-gravity-falls, @ceslatoil, @as-be-low

10 questions

Thanks for tagging me @ashuriphoenix! :3

1) If you could redesign the Sims game you play, what would you add to it?  What would you remove?

I’d add lot imposters that look decent from an active lot and in ‘hood view. Looking not too detailed, obviously, it’d kill my PC but, you know, not like crap. == 

And I’d remove the in-game features that allow you to fuck your neighborhood up. Burn in hell, “DeleteAllCharacters” cheat!

2) Have you had a moment in your game that you find incredibly funny?

Errr nothing recent. The funniest things come from glitches and I don’t have many of those. And if a glitch happens I freak out and remain grumpy till the reason is found and annihilated.

3) Do you prefer to write stories for your game or just play?

Just play. Though sometimes I write stories based on my gameplay pics.

4) Do you have a sim that you could just take photos of all day because you find them appealing?  Why do you find them so photogenic?

I really like Isabel Dreamer and Patricia Patel (they were born in my uberhood). And premade Etsu Cho. But it’s hard to choose because, honestly, I like all my sims coz I’m a crazy sim mom. xD

5) If you could add a single object from another sims game into your own game, what would it be?

The pedestal for magic duels from TS1! I loved those duels. 

6) If you could trade save games / cc with another Simblr, who would you choose?

I’d trade CC with @jodeliejodelie. It would not be a fair trade because my Downloads folder is under 7 GB. And the trade would also kill my PC… But all those great objects… *dreamy sigh*

7) Is there a piece of cc in your game that you cannot live without under any circumstances?  (You can feel free to list more than one if you have ‘em, you clingy bastards.  xD)

Default skins and eyes and some hair for sims. Horizons and skyes for NH view. Oh, and mods that stop the game from breaking itself. The rest I can live without. But don’t want to. :D

8) What’s your favorite life state (toddlers, children, teens, YA, etc)?

Teens and adults. :P

9) What do you think is your greatest flaw when you play?  Or, how would you prefer to play the game if you could change old habits?

Micromanaging, I guess? I’ve only started to play with free will “on” this year and I’ve been playing TS2 since 2005. As for the second question, my old simming habbits work really well for me so there’s no other way I’d prefer to play. :3

10) If your sim(s) could meet another Simblr’s sim, who would it be and why?

I’ll be bold and say @ashuriphoenix‘s Andrei and Artyom + the Montys from my uberhood. They are like mafia clan (-ish), have some stories to tell about vendetta and crime…

TS2 sims are generally better at holding their shit together than TS3 ones, so I bet mine will manage to have good time, too. Or they’ll burn but oh well.

I tag @didilysims, @simspressionism and @sterina-sims. Feel free to ignore or tag yourself. ;)

The Houses based on my friends

• “Hey guys look what I can do”
• dances and sings a lot unconsciously
• has weird hairstyles
• mood swings
• leaves essays until the night before
• mega ultra super nerd

• finds really stupid things funny
• spends lots of time on social media
• says please and thank you all the time
• loves pillows
• amazing eyebrows
• uses a candy wrapper for bookmark

• wears bows in hair everyday
• physically cannot be angry
• tries to scare everyone and fails
• very affectionate
• walks on tip-toes
• blushes uncontrollably 24/7

• salty af 100% of the time
• swears every other word
• killer fashion sense
• carries dog around like a baby
• really contagious laughter
• will challenge anyone at anything




We as a community love you and support you no matter what as we have shown with how we responded to your recent late night vlog.


You said in your ONI livestream that you wanted someone to compile a list of some of the games people wanted you to play.


I started it back in January of 2016. It has over 6 pages of various games. SIX PAGES!

And I realize that you get thousands of messages. Emails and posts just thrown at you. But I still try..

I have made a Google Doc. Shared with your gmail (both markiplier and markipliergame) and I would post the link here but honestly… I put some more personal stuff on there… ANYWHo 


-Go to your google drive

-Get to the search bar

-Look up “Markiplier Master Game Suggestions List”

-Click it 



I do try to add more games when I can and some games are kinda old but still.

If you do see this, please give me some kind of signal?? Write on the doc, send me an ask, anything.


the signs as random shit kids have said in science class (part 1)
  • Aquarius: I don't see with eyes. I see with brows.
  • Pisces: That light bulb is a good boy. A good rainbow boy.
  • Aries: Ty...Ty? Did you bring your purple vibrator again?
  • Taurus: *repeatedly chants* I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF
  • Gemini: Screw the science-ing; become a singer!
  • Cancer: Brendon Urie is a good dad dog.
  • Leo: My dad bought the sun for ten million dollars and he called it Sun.
  • Virgo: (to the teacher) I can't hear you. I can't hear fake news.
  • Libra: I love Jewish people! They make the best falafel.
  • Scorpio: Bill Nye: Teen Heartthrob and International Sex Symbol
  • Sagittarius: A supernova is NOT a suicide.
  • Capricorn: The fastest thing in the universe is you nutting. Zoom.