what the hell to i tag this as

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not what he was expecting, but he loves it

I was tagged by the amazing @gerardstolemycookie <3

RULES: tag people you would like to get to know better

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Single af and probably going to die alone at this stage :) I friendzone like every guy I meet on accident

LIPSTICK OR CHAPSTICK: Chapstick all the way, Lipstick is pretty but takes too much effort lol

LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED: I can’t even remember because I barely watch them these days but I watched all of Rick and Morty again with my friend if that counts

LAST SONG YOU LISTENED TO: Bulletproof Heart - My Chemical Romance

TOP 3 SHOWS: Rick and Morty, Supernatural (even tho I stopped watching it), and… what the hell… Spongebob (I have seriously stopped watching stuff and idefk why lol. Probably because MCR entered my life)

TOP 3 SHIPS: F R E R A R D, Brallon and that’s it really, maybe a lil of ryden and petekey

I TAG: @mychemicalchinchilla @shipsareamazing123 @victorious-killjoys @crystalisprincess @xxtigersharxx @5soskslr @aalmaria @immacrazyfangirl @anybody else, go for it

anonymous asked:

Number 32 from (for want a Nail)

“Wait a second, are you jealous?” (friendly reminder that “for want of a nail” is my Nail tag and my ship tag is “mean and green” I know it’s an easy thing to mix up)


Nail stumbled along behind Piccolo with a yelp. “Slow down! What the hell is going on?”

“You’re an idiot.” Piccolo stalked towards the shoreline of Kame House’s island, yanking Nail along by his wrist. “You can’t encourage them when they’re like that.”

“Like what? They were just asking a few questions.”

“Yeah, to try and find out if you were single so they could set you up with someone,” Piccolo muttered. “Trust me, it’s not the first time Bulma and 18 have pulled that. Next thing you know, you’ll be on a date with–I don’t know, some–some floozy from West City that Bulma knows, only you won’t know it’s a date until it’s too late, and then you’re stuck and you want to kill the people responsible only you don’t do that anymore.” He started to lift off the ground. “We’re going home.”

“No we’re not!” Nail yanked his wrist from Piccolo’s grip and staggered back a few steps. Piccolo turned and glowered at him. “Don’t you go giving me that,” he snapped, “I was having a good time chatting with friends until you threw a temper tantrum over–over what, some theoretical date? Trust me, some of us are socially aware enough to know when we’re being pushed into a blind date, and just because you’re not doesn’t mean I’m not, too. If Bulma and 18 try to set me up with some, ah, ‘floozy,’ I can politely decline, because I have manners.” He paused, thinking. “Or hell, maybe I will go on the date just to spite you.” Piccolo’s eyes widened and for some reason he looked like he’d been punched in the gut. “Yeah, that sounds good,” Nail said, because he was pissed and feeling vindictive, “how about I just ask them directly if they know anybody?” He turned back to the house. “Hey, Bulma–”

His shout was cut off by a shriek and a mouthful of sand as Piccolo tackled him from behind. “Don’t you dare,” Piccolo growled, “don’t you dare go back in there and let them set you up with somebody else! Do you understand me?”

Nail spat out the sand and twisted to try and glare at Piccolo. “Why should you care? What I do, who I date, that’s none of your business!”

Piccolo flipped him over so his back was to the sand and pinned him to the ground, snarling. “It is my business, you selfish ass!”

“How? How the fuck is it any of your–” Nail’s eyes widened as realization dawned. “Wait a second, are you jealous?”

Piccolo blanched and reared back. “No.”

“You are! You’re jealous of me! You’re jealous that I might be more socially adept at navigating this world than you are!” He struggled to sit up and to his surprise Piccolo let him, sitting back on Nail’s legs with that gut-punched look in his eyes again. “That’s it, isn’t it? You’re jealous that while you’re the one who grew up here, who spent most of his life vowing to protect this planet–or at least certain people who live on it–I might be the one who’s better at dealing with its inhabitants in a way that makes sense to them. I’m right, aren’t I?”

“No,” Piccolo said again, and there was something wrong with his voice, it was hoarse and distant. “I’m–that’s not–”

Without warning, Piccolo’s hands grabbed Nail’s head and pulled it forward, and the next thing Nail knew their foreheads were pressed together and Piccolo’s antennae wrapped around his briefly, chastely, before Piccolo pulled back again. His eyes were wide and almost scared. “I have to go,” he blurted, and before Nail could move he’d scrambled to his feet and run off. By the time Nail stood up, Piccolo had blasted into the sky, no doubt towards the Lookout.

Nail didn’t move for a moment. He stared dazedly at where Piccolo had disappeared, one hand coming up to rest on his forehead. Piccolo had kissed him. He’d kissed him. What the hell had that been about? Did Piccolo have feelings for him? Was that what he was jealous about?

His face purpled at the thought. No, that wouldn’t make sense. Piccolo had always made it clear he wasn’t interested in any type of romantic relationship, openly sneering at any sort of public romantic affection between couples and brushing off the notion of a romantic partnership if it was ever brought up in conversation. But it did make a twisted sort of sense, if Nail thought about it. It would certainly explain why he’d kissed Nail. And if Piccolo liked Nail, that would explain why he’d balked so hard at the idea of Nail going on a date with someone else.

But that didn’t give him the right to meddle in Nail’s affairs, or to yell at him and demand he do as Piccolo said, or to kiss him without asking. Nail straightened his shoulders, turned, and stalked back into Kame House. “So, Bulma,” he said as he entered, “know any cute humans who’d be interested in dating a green man?”

I did see your tags! I always check tags 💕 I like to see what y'all are thinking.

Re: Your tags…

I’d imagine in that AU, Obi-Wan bailed from Mustafar ASAP. There was no big lava river showdown–he just knocked Vader out on the platform, grabbed Padme, and ran like hell.

Now that Vader’s found him, he’s going to be seeing the inside of the same four walls for a long while. Vader isn’t going to let him out of his sight unless he has to, especially since Ben’s raised their kids.

Tagged by @denimcharlie. Thanks, I guess.

RULES: tag people you want to get to know better

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Taken.

LIPSTICK OR CHAPSTICK: Both are fine, but chapstick is important to keep your lips smooth.

LAST SONG I LISTENED TO: Avril Lavigne - What the Hell, it’s a good song.

LAST MOVIE I WATCHED: Mac and I watched 50 First Dates, it was incredible.

TOP 3 TV SHOWS: Making a Murderer, CSI, and Criminal Minds.

TOP 3 SHIPS: Ships?

I don’t care about anyone enough to tag them.

First up from my collection of one shots is a fic very near and dear to my heart, written back during the post Season 2 summer hiatus when everyone was trying to figure out what the hell the monolith had done to Jemma - and back before we knew anything about Season 3. I’d actually been thinking about this one a lot lately, given the current storyline, so I figured I’d start with it. Enjoy!

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Fitz nearly had to throw himself against the wall as yet another of Skye’s new powered recruits came barreling down the hall, barely throwing an apology over his shoulder as he chased after his friend, playing some kind of stupid powered people hide-and-seek or tag or whatever the hell that was.

Rolling his eyes, Fitz muttered under his breath, “Honestly, this is a government facility, not a playground.” Immediately, he grimaced at himself, and knew if Skye had been anywhere nearby to overhear, she would have been in stitches over his unintentional joke.

It seemed the base was full to bursting these days with the Inhumans Skye and Coulson were recruiting and the new group of agents that had joined them when they’d combined with the “other SHIELD”, and Fitz was finding himself seriously missing the Bus and their tiny team. Being at the Playground with all these new, strange people was making him claustrophobic and that was something Fitz was absolutely not okay with, not after being stuck in a box at the bottom of the ocean, thank you very much.

Fitz finally reached the kitchen, and let out a sigh of relief when he found it blissfully and unusually empty, but he wasn’t about to complain about his fortune. He set about starting his tea, allowing his hands to go through the motions on auto-pilot as he puzzled over his latest assignment from Coulson in the lab.

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A - Z tag game

Whelp I got tagged by @minthia-ren and woo boy tagging games (also sorry this took so long cuz I’m at school)
R U L E S: Copy this post into a new text post, remove my answers and put in yours. When you’re done, tag up to 10 people and also tag the person who tagged you… and most importantly, have fun!
A) Age: I am 13 yet somehow nearly 6 feet tall.
 B) Biggest fear: To be recognized, I like to be lonely :D
 C) Current time: 11:59 AM MERICA WHERE ITS AT (just a joke fucking the place is hell)
 D) Drink you last had: Water
 E) Everyday starts with: PFF SLEEP WHAT IS THAT, but I just stay on Tumblr all night most of the time and or just listening to music.
 F) Favourite song atm: Marshmello - Alone (Streex remix) the favorite atm just because ooo that guitar well if you guys listen to it.
 G) Ghosts, are they real? Meh I usually don’t care about it but I guess they do.
 H) Hometown? Pensacola 
 I) In love with? Sadly yes with my best friend.
 J) Jealous of? People who are good with art cuz I can’t draw at all but I at least try (if you guys want to see one of the older drawings just ask)
 K) Killed someone? Ooooo how many times I’ve been on the verge of strangling someone with my jacket string I don’t even know
 L) Last time you cried: Hmm I don’t remember but I’m pretty sure last week I don’t remember which day specifically but I’m pretty sure during my sleep during a dream :D M) Middle name: Pff an Asian middle name that no one can pronounce right (unless he/she is a fellow Asian) :D
 N) Number of siblings: Brothers that’s all I’m saying.
 O) One wish: To stay alone :D
 P) Person you last called/texted: last person I called was my mum and texting is a really good irl friend 
 Q) Questions you are always being asked: Lmao who’s my crush but I’ll never say since I’m usually silent and or keeping to myself.
 R) Reasons to smile: TBH I really don’t smile unless it’s to pity laugh, laughing in general, and or just hanging out with good irl friends I usually have known all my life
 S) Song you sang: Well I didn’t sing it but does humming count? Idk but the song was Wildfire made by rootkit.
 T) Time you woke up: Pff sleep is for the weak
 U) Underwear color: Why is this shitty question on here lmao.
 W) Worst habits: 1 not sleeping and 2 getting addicted to video games (rn it’s persona 5)
 X) X-rays you’ve had: When I was a kid I dislocated my left arm and I still have the cast.
 Y) Your favourite food: TBH I’m fine with all food except celery it can burn in hell
 Z) Zodiac sign: Libra
I tag: @nicktoonsunite @makotodoodles @anomalyah @atomicmangos @axis2600 @disney-n-stuff @starydraws @isolated-frequencies @emilybutterfly252 @whencreativitystrikess

HEY MARK

@markiplier

I LOVE YOUR CHANNEL AND YOU

We as a community love you and support you no matter what as we have shown with how we responded to your recent late night vlog.

But… IMMA NEED TO LEARN YOU SOMETHING.

You said in your ONI livestream that you wanted someone to compile a list of some of the games people wanted you to play.

WELL I HAVE A LIST FOR YOU hoo boi

I started it back in January of 2016. It has over 6 pages of various games. SIX PAGES!

And I realize that you get thousands of messages. Emails and posts just thrown at you. But I still try..

I have made a Google Doc. Shared with your gmail (both markiplier and markipliergame) and I would post the link here but honestly… I put some more personal stuff on there… ANYWHo 

JUST FOLLOW SOME SIMPLE STEPS!

-Go to your google drive

-Get to the search bar

-Look up “Markiplier Master Game Suggestions List”

-Click it 

-READ MY GLORY

-please

I do try to add more games when I can and some games are kinda old but still.

If you do see this, please give me some kind of signal?? Write on the doc, send me an ask, anything.

@markiplier

the signs as random shit kids have said in science class (part 1)
  • Aquarius: I don't see with eyes. I see with brows.
  • Pisces: That light bulb is a good boy. A good rainbow boy.
  • Aries: Ty...Ty? Did you bring your purple vibrator again?
  • Taurus: *repeatedly chants* I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF
  • Gemini: Screw the science-ing; become a singer!
  • Cancer: Brendon Urie is a good dad dog.
  • Leo: My dad bought the sun for ten million dollars and he called it Sun.
  • Virgo: (to the teacher) I can't hear you. I can't hear fake news.
  • Libra: I love Jewish people! They make the best falafel.
  • Scorpio: Bill Nye: Teen Heartthrob and International Sex Symbol
  • Sagittarius: A supernova is NOT a suicide.
  • Capricorn: The fastest thing in the universe is you nutting. Zoom.

Allura: I don’t get it, you guys call him your father as a joke all the time?
Keith: That’s what I said!

when I get a hand in it, every pairing is the shitpost couple. Alien confusion over those dumb earth-things is 👌 (THIS IS VERY MUCH ALMOST COPIED FROM A HOMESTUCK COMIC I SAW YEARS AGO but I can not track down the original tumblr post? If someone got a link so I can credit that would be great)

isjustprogress  asked:

glad i'm not the only one who would definitely fuck Avengers Academy High School Clint behind a dumpster #IHaveAProblem

is the dumpster on fire

oh yeah it is totally on fire

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every time i show up, blow up

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