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100 Dialogue Prompts: Part 2

We did it amigos. Another list! I am so grateful that you all are sharing your ideas to help inspire others (faith in humanity restored)

  1. “Where is my fucking pudding?!”
  2. “I thought we agreed to never use butter for that reason again…”
  3. “Well if it’s the guy who never shuts up about toilet paper!”
  4. “Honey, did you see my sniper rifle?”
  5. “Oops…”
  6. “God damn it he died. Whatever. Just leave him there.”
  7. “Listen, I know you’re upset, but please put down the baking soda before someone gets hurt.”
  8. “Look, about the monkey…”
  9. “I don’t understand! I only used a finger.”
  10. “It’s not as hard as you think, I promise.”
  11. “well this is what i call hell of a night”
  12. “How could an entire school disappear?”
  13. “What do you mean the brownies are "not quite brownies”?“
  14. "Yes, I understand that its cool, but why does your toaster have wings?” “Well its alive of course. It flies.”
  15. “Don’t turn that on!”
  16. “Wait…I’m also- technically- underage and you’re a stranger…should I be screaming also?”
  17. “I though you meant "literally” metaphorically. “
  18. "Ok so don’t get mad but I might have started a war.”
  19. “Good morning… I see the assassins failed again.”
  20. “You’re a murderer, how are you working at a hospital?”
  21. “That cat just stole my cereal!”
  22. “Did you see that? Please tell me you saw it.”
  23. “Hey, can you stop shooting people right now? We’re trying to sleep.”
  25. “If you think I’m leaving you and your demon eyes and evil horns you’re wrong.”
  26. “What do you mean, this isn’t Earth?”
  27. “Damn it, ____! Not peanuts again!”
  28. “Why did I just press the big red button?”
  29. “So tell me again why this dead body is being sent to Goodwill?”
  30. “Lucifer, I know that we said we would share rent but you never said anything about your brother living with us.”
  31. “God dammit, I’m supposed to be a bat! Why the hell am I a possum, Karen?!”
  32. “Sarah, where’s the dog?” “Up in space?”
  33. “You had only one job and it wasn’t even a difficult task, but seriously, how did you end up like this!?”
  34. “Well I never said I WASN’T going to kill the bartender …”
  35. “I mean, it was only a small eldritch being, so it wasn’t that bad…”
  36. “Hold me back bro!”
  37. “I think there’s a new lifeform evolving in my fridge.”
  38. “WHAT THE FUCK?!”
  39. “Can we have lunch now, or do you still want to continue looking at dead people?”
  40. “I can’t believe you ate my cheese…we’re over”
  41. “Sometimes I wonder why we’re still friends.” “Because I turned you into a cyborg after being shredded by an explosion and you owe me.” “…Fair enough.”
  42. “Well, I didn’t quite expect to wake up pregnant either and yet… here we are, so can you please pass me that can of bread?”
  43. “Ok, I know I said ‘You can throw a hairbrush at them’, but I didn’t actually mean it!”
  44. “When I told you to feed the dog I didn’t expect you to feed him the neighbors cat.”
  45. “Clearly, you’ve never gotten rid of a body before…”
  46. “This sort of thing never happened when I was dating your brother.”
  47. Sometimes, I wonder about you. And then I worry.“
  48. ” Wait, wait, wait, start from the very beginning. how did you manage to set the house on fire with that??“
  49. "For fucks sake, dude, how many times do I have to tell you that that’s not what penises are for?”
  50. “One woman’s terrorist is another woman’s freedom fighter.”
  51. “This isn’t right… the humans shouldn’t be able to move on their own.”
  52. “Why is unicorn blood on our shopping list?”
  53. “Must you unhinge your jaw like that when you eat? It’s disgusting.”
  54. “You’ve violated the law, my trust, and your friend. Tell me, why should I believe anything you say?”
  55. “No, no don’t open the fridge, I need to keep they eyeballs cold.”
  56. “did he break his jaw again by falling down a flight of stairs?” “Passive aggressive much?”
  57. “For the last time, put the declaration of independence back!”
  58. "That isn’t permanent, right?”
  59. “You know, ripping someone’s beating heart right out of their chest with your bare hand looks cool in anime, but irl it’s just unsanitary…”
  60. “She didn’t tell you” “Tell me what” “He’s dead”
  61. “But his dad is an asshole–” “HIS AUTHOR IS AN ASSHOLE”
  62. “You are here and you haven’t tried to kill me yet. You must want something from me.”
  63. “The salesperson made a flying tentacle monster sound a lot more alluring, I swear!”
  64. “Okay…the radiator just growled at me”
  65. “Dude, were you listening to me? Why are you barking?” “I’m not barking. I thought YOU were barking!”
  66. “How did you get that bump on your lip”
  67. “Buddy. You need to chill, and put that knife away before I get out my gun.”
  68. “ ” I dare you to take your shirt off" “ no” “ I doubledare you” “No” “I tripledare you” “ god dammit Steve , im not wearing a Shirt!”“
  69. "Why the fuck are there founding fathers in our living room”
  70. “Girls only say 'I will not dignify that with a response.’ when they’ve done the thing you’ve just accused them of.” “Do you know this, because you’ve done it?” “I will not dignify that with a response.”
  71. “They think we’re terrible but really we’re only mediocre”
  72. “You’d think by now we’d stop bringing death into these things. Look at them, they have anxiety!”
  73. “Ok, first of all asshat, stop touching me. Second, that is never going to work out! Third, stop TOUCHING me.”
  74. “So if I do understand, you’re telling me that you created insects robots. The same one that destroyed the city. ”
  75. “Why is THIS in your fridge? This is some serious contraband.”
  76. “Please tell me you’re joking about marrying the bastard’s son we call Satan.” “ Don’t talk about your mother like that!!”
  77. “Did you explode the microwave again?!”
  78. "Honey where’s the dog?” “Like I said, I’m making a smoothie.”
  79. “Fifteen bucks you can’t hook up with Satan.” “Make it twenty.”
  80. “I don’t know, maybe because he has some semblance of taste?
  81. "What could possibly make you think eating three tons of cheese for the mice in radiation-test labs was okay?!”
  82. “Who actually let the dogs out?”
  83. “Hey, you don’t know how many bodies are buried in my backyard.”
  84. “I told you to kill me.” “I did. Just this morning.” “Well, shit!”
  85. “So… This isn’t the end, is it? I mean I still want to hang out with you at least. Maybe go for another space adventure, hm?”
  86. “I’m sorry, it was the HEAT OF THE MOMENT,”
  87. "Hey, wanna go out for a romantic moonlight killing spree?”
  88. “So, you’re into …..? Huh, I never would’ve known.”
  89. “Did you hear that scream?” “Yes, I’m the one who screamed”
  90. “What are you doing?”
  91. “But really, why would anyone need two dozen armadillos?”
  92. “You can’t keep 'solving’ your problems by going to another dimension!”
  93. “I still can’t believe you assassinated a unicorn.”
  94. “Wait, you have FOUR knives?” “No, no. I have four knives ON me.”
  95. “I’ve killed a man using only a copy of Hamlet and a computer mouse. I am NOT afraid of you!" 
  96. "What the hell are those?”
  97. “Are you sure you’re not an arsonist?”
  98. “I know, right? You’d suspect any of them of secretly being an alien, but not…”
  99. “Why didn’t you stop?”
  100. “So, start explaining why there are dozens of puppies in my guest room.”

Let’s make another list. Part 3! Leave a reply and don’t forget the double quotes “”. I want to give everyone a chance to contribute to our community. So as always, one prompt per amigo. Dankje! 

I really do believe that at least part of the problem of people distrusting science has to do with how we as scientists portray ourselves.

We have actively created a system where we derive authority from being seen as better/smarter/more competent than everyone else and then when people ask why they should trust us we respond with a very condescending version of ‘because SCIENCE IS FACT’ or something along those lines.

Like, consider how that would feel from the outside? Here are a small group of people who you have never met/interacted with who sequester themselves in impenetrable ~elite institutions that you can’t access and don’t feel party to who then tell you that what they say is fact because they’re smarter and better educated than you. And if you ever try to question them (no matter how reasonable your objections may be/seem to you) they condescendingly pat you on the head and say something like ‘don’t worry we know better. you can’t possibly understand what we do.’

Why the hell would you trust them? 

No one likes being told that they’re not smart enough to understand something, and no one likes feeling excluded from something they’ve essentially been asked to accept sight unseen. 

I don’t really have a solution to this, except some vague notion about working harder to portray scientists as people working a job, rather than geniuses who are above it all. 

And like trying harder to understand where people are coming from when they question science. And remembering that being better educated than most doesn’t make us smarter than most. It just makes us better trained in certain types of thinking.

I just think we need to keep in mind what we are asking of people. Which is to put a whole hell of a lot of faith in us.

Happy Pride!

This year, I’ve learned a lot about what compulsory heterosexuality really looks like. I’ve seen friends and family become more attentive, encouraging, and interactive with me when I tried to date a man one more time after feeling as though I’d never achieve any “happily ever after” if it wasn’t with a partner of opposite sex. I’ve learned that even when you know who you are, social pressure can do a hell of a job to convince you that you’re not what you think or that you’d be better off being different. 

It took me twenty-four years to tell anyone that I was gay. And the three years since have been tumultuous. I’ve doubted myself so many times I couldn’t count or remember all of them. I’ve come face to face with reminders of what the closet is and how homophobia reinforces that closet, even in people we hold most dear. I’ve been reminded why the family I’m choosing is the best family I could ever know, the ones who have sat through nights of seemingly endless toil as countless questions of self-doubt roll in like the tides, “Am I a woman? Can I call myself a lesbian? What if I’m pansexual? What’s wrong with me? Don’t I ever get to be happy? Why do they only come around when I’m acting straight? I think I might be on the ace spectrum?” 

And they showed me time after time what it means to be an ally. Why we call these spaces a community, a family. 

You want to know what the beautiful thing is about this family? We build movements with love. Love is our weapon, and it makes us the best family in the world. We encourage, we uplift, we accept, we communicate, we listen… we never give up on each other. Sure, we have our problems and our dysfunctions like any family. We have our disagreements. But at the end of the day, we stick together. If someone comes for one of us, we all fight back as one voice and one force. 

It’s been the privilege of my life to find my own place and my own voice in this family. The past year has seen evolving knowledge and understanding of what it means to be LGBTQ+ and how we engage that on a daily basis and occupy our spaces as a united front in a climate of expanding tensions. I am honored to know, love, befriend, and live life with some of the most brave and beautiful people in the world. They are my friends, they are my family, they are my peers– my brothers and sisters and the beat of my heart, and I will spend the rest of my life fighting for our every right to exist and breathe free air away from fear and discrimination.

This year’s Pride will be one of many experiences. We will celebrate what we have earned through ages of struggle, we will celebrate how we love and live, we will make memories and friendships and maybe even forge lasting love. We will remember those we have lost in this struggle– to disease, to bigotry, to ignorance, to violence. We will stand -as we always do- under the rainbow banner that whispers the promises of those who have blazed the trail before us and taught us how to be brave, these whispers that echo back through years: You are welcome here. Here, you are safe. In this place, you are loved. With us, you are free to breathe and just be. 

So! With that said, I would officially like to welcome everyone and wish you the happiest and most love-filled Pride Month!

Originally posted by clinicallymoi

anonymous asked:

PTA mom Black Hat

The only logical continuation of yoga mom blackhat tbh

  • Honestly most of the teachers at these meetings actually appreciate him. These conferences are almost always controlled by the elite “alpha parent squad,” so BH really shakes up the meetings
  • he says the shit that everyone wants to say but is too scared to. And he says it without any sort of filter.
  • “really Helen? You really want to be put in charge of the bake sale? I’m sorry, which one of us owns a multimillion dollar company again? I you’d agree that between the two of us I have a bit more experience in how to actually make a fucking profit?”
  • “You seriously want to reduce the art department’s funding. It’s useless? I have a kid in the fucking art program, you really think tha– we need to make cuts? Oh I know something of yours we can cut off–”
  • “For fuck’s sake John! We don’t need to REDO THE FOOTBALL FIELD AGAIN!!!”
  • “Kathleen shut the hell up about your ‘sweet, angelic son’ being given detention. The teacher was just doing his job; it’s not Mr. Donnigan’s fault that Billy can’t stop talking about being a student athlete.”
  • “Yes Harold, I heard what you fucking said. And I say we vote on how many people here think it was stupid!
  • “Caty the dress code is biased and you fucking know it. If I hear one more thing about a bra strap I’m going to shoot myself in the foot.”
  • “Helen I don’t care how good you say your lemon bars are; kids like chocolate. Have you ever eaten an actually good dessert in your life.”
  • “Paul shut up about veganism for one fucking second
  • “what do you mean we can’t call them slutty brownies no fuck that. they gotta be labeled accordingly, it’s a branding thing.”
  • BH: //inhales: “h̢̖͙́̀͋ ̜̝̱͊̿̍e̟̜̠̊͊͝ ͖̰̰̾̓̚l͙̬̺̋̚̚ ̛̼̘̱̃̔ȇ̼̘͙͊͝ ̦̮̥͂́̓ǹ̼̠͚̋̕

Let’s be real; he’d get kicked out at the first meeting and then get begged by his yoga mom squad/the rest of the teachers to come back. He’d show up to every single one after that out of spite, eliminate Helen, rig the election for next year, and become the new head of the PTA

At last, like some oracle that speaks once a year, Vimes said, “I don’t trust you, Mr. de Worde. And I’ve just realized why. It’s not just that you’re going to cause trouble. Dealing with trouble is my job, it’s what I’m paid for, that’s why they give me an armor allowance. But who are you responsible to? I have to answer for what I do, although right now I’m damned if I know who to. But you? It seems to me you can do what the hell you like.”
“I suppose I’m answerable to the truth, sir.”
“Oh, really? How, exactly?”
“If you tell lies, does the Truth come and smack you in the face? I’m impressed. Ordinary everyday people like me are responsible to other people. Even Vetinari always had – has one eye on the Guilds. But you… you are answerable to the Truth. Amazing. What’s its address? Does it read the paper?”

– on accountability | Terry Pratchett, The Truth

What pisses me off is Sana explained so thoroughly how their experiences with hate is NOT the same and how just because of looks alone Isak is at an advantage, and yet he chooses to ignore all that and says “They’re not really racist!! They’re just willfully ignorant and hateful and it’s YOUR job to suck the hatred out of them by being NICE to people who are HORRIBLE to you!”

I’m sorry but, he really has no idea what the hell he’s going on about….like don’t get me wrong I understood the “heart” of the conversation and the sentiment behind it, but it was soooo wrong to have a white man telling a muslim WOC that we’re the ones who go “looking for hate” instead of the reality where hate is directed at us 24/7 for simply the way we look. (Portland attack)

I’m sorry Isak but it’s NOT my responsibility to educate those who hate me. And even if it was, it can get exhausting to be a “teacher” to racists and Islamophobes all day long when do you know what? They don’t even want to learn, all they want is for me “to get the fuck out of their country and go back to the desert.” 

Overall I’m thankful he took the blame for Sana and I still think he’s a good friend, I just wish he didn’t dismiss her experiences as woc so badly because that’s exactly what he did. It wasn’t advice (which I would’ve understood trust me I would) but instead he spoke over her, ignored her concerns and ultimately invalidated her rightfully hurt feelings.

If you haven't guessed yet I'm pro-curse

Originally posted by bakamermaid

   People please stop trying to police others and their craft. How they do magic is not how you do magic, and that’s okay. You don’t need to recite the 3 fold law to others because you come off as pretentious. What does it matter if someone else curses? What they choose to do is none of your business anyways. one of the best parts about witchcraft is that you can choose how/what you do. Like sure there are guidelines and books that people have written, but sometimes those methods don’t work well for everyone so they venture away from it to do what feels right to them; Hence why its called a guideline. It is not your job to be the Path Police™ 

 Like, hell, I used to believe the threefold law. But then it didn’t feel right to be fearful of the powers of the universe when magic was what was helping me harness it in the first place. There are good/bad aspects to everything in life, just like everyone’s moral compass don’t always line up the same. Everyone is different. Everyone’s path is different. It’s not your job to tell people what is best for them or their path as only THEY can decide that. If you disagree that’s fine, but curse shaming isn’t going to get you anywhere fast and acting like you’re above someone because you choose to not curse just makes you a dick.

 So don’t be a dick, don’t police others or their practice. You do what is best for YOU and they will do what’s best for THEM. 


Hey guys, I’m in a bit of a rough spot right now and I need a little help. If you follow my main blog ( @undeadgoblin ), you know everything that’s going on, but this is the Official Post so I’m gonna go over it. 

So basically, I am a transgender guy with ADHD, depression, and anxiety. I just got through my first year of university, and now that it’s the summer, I need some kind of income, but my mental situation is very very bad, and I haven’t even been able to LOOK for a job. This wouldn’t be as much of a problem as it is if I wasn’t very broke, and didn’t need to buy testosterone this summer (or food lmao). I have my first doctor’s appointment on June 16, and it’s likely I will be starting hormones this summer. But since I won’t have a job, and currently do not have insurance (canada has a good health system but it does fuck all for prescriptions believe me) I’m kind of, how you say, fucked. My parents and family don’t support me financially, beyond my mother covering half my rent (literally the only reason I won’t be completely out of money soon god bless her), and I don’t want to ask this of them. This is something I am doing for me, and me alone, and I’ve already disappointed them enough, especially with my awful school year, mental health, gender, and lack of a job. 

This is where you come in! What I need from you, is commissions. I know I’m not a very popular artist, and I know my posting has been inconsistent as hell these days, but I’m working so so hard on that, and to get better. Hormones will help with that. I know most people are just as broke as me, so if you don’t want a commission or can’t afford one, please please share this post. Get it out there to people. It would help a huge huge deal. 

Last but not least, I have added a button for donations on my blog. I do not expect anything from anyone, and commissions are absolutely my main goal and focus, but the option is there. 

Anyway I’m so sorry this is long as hell (god especially sorry if u have adhd oops), but thank you for reading, and possibly sharing and helping. I love you all so so much. This is an absolutely crucial step for my life and well-being, and if this works out, you’re the ones who made it possible. 

Actual commission prices n stuff under the read more (don’t want this to take up TOO much dash space yikes)

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Characters: daughter!reader, daddy!sam

Warnings: bullying, angst, fluff

Word count: 2077

Summary: you accidentally reveal to your father, Sam, that you’re being bullied at school when you ask him if he believes you are a freak.

You didn’t mind they way you lived, there were the ups and downs but you mostly enjoyed it. It was nice to travel around a lot with your family, your only family being Sam and Dean. You would hunt together, you were all protective of each other and you kept close tabs on each other.

You also loved the time you spent together when you weren’t hunting. You and Dean had a prank war, you asked Sam to join to but he was still pissed about the hair removal cream Dean had put in his shampoo before so he decided he wasn’t going to be a part of it. Then there was when you would all stop off at diners and grab dinner together, sometimes talking about the big problems going on at that time or just about the monster you were hunting that week.

However, on a random occasion there would be times where you would just talk like a family. They would tell you embarrassing stories of each other when they were little and make you laugh, Sam would tell you about his memories with Jess because you never got to meet her and you only knew your mother through your fathers memories.

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The way that I was “trained” wasn’t even training for my job. I was literally shown my cleaning cart, told “here’s your windex, here’s your bleach, and here’s your cleaning solution”. Then my old supervisor let me have at it. He was a nice guy, but not thorough. I’ve been insecure about it since I started wipe down in the beginning of January, so I approached our new supervisor about it today. He told me I’m actually one of the best cleaners he’s had in this job and his previous. I still expressed concern so he’s going to do a walk through with me next week. It got tiring as hell finding out I wasn’t doing something I should have been doing or was doing something I shouldn’t have been. Seriously, it’s been about three months and I still have questions and I’m still finding new shit out. For crying out loud! I’m one of those people that needs to be told everything in detail in order to feel like I’m doing the job well. If you leave gaps in what I should know I feel inadequate and panic a little. At the moment I’ve just been covering my bases by going overboard with the cleaning. Like vacuuming chairs and dusting computer screens(which I just found out we’re not supposed to do). Ya don’t tell me details and I will be overly thorough so I don’t leave anything out. -Abby

Stress Relief

Austin Aries/Reader, 1660 words, explicit

You stride down one of the labyrinth of corridors backstage, flicking through the sheaf of papers attached to the clipboard you’re holding and absent-mindedly muttering to yourself as you mentally check off the endless list of tasks you’re responsible for tonight. Working in technical logistics on a live show as huge as Raw might be your dream job, but that doesn’t mean it’s easy. You love every minute of it, pressure and all, but still, sometimes you’re tempted to tear your hair out in frustration, and tonight’s one of those nights.

You briefly glance up to see someone walking towards you, and yes, you sigh internally, who else would it be but the guy with the world’s worst sense of timing, Austin Aries. It’s not as if you particularly dislike him or anything, it’s more that he’s annoying as hell and, well… just plain weird.

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anonymous asked:

Now all of a sudden youre asking for money in your fics and posts?


But yeah I sure am!

I don’t think some people realize what it takes to write a story. And for many writers on tumblr, writing fanfiction isn’t just a hobby or something they do to destress from life. Writers like me, this is our life. I’m building a career here, anon. I’m working on my writing skills and trying to find my style, all while making connections and building a network. 

The way I see it is that one day, I’m going to finish my first novel and my comic.  And because of the way I network on here and publish my stories, I’m going to have an audience! I’m going to have people who know how I write and hell maybe they will be interested in buying my first book.  Tumblr is like my second job (I work at least 30 hours a week at my job) and writing is my passion. This is what I’ll be doing for the rest of my life and yeah I want to get paid for it!

Do you realize the time I take from my life? From my family? From my kid? To sit down and write stories for free! I sacrifice quite a bit to get stories to my followers, because I love it! I want to do this! I’ve been writing since I was seven years old! 

Do I think it’s asking much when I suggest supporting my blog by donating a dollar or so? NOPE. 

You guys are getting FREE content, full fledge stories! Series that have at least ten parts to it!  I put out my best quality content  and it’s FREE.FREE.FREE.

And fuck yes, I want to earn some extra cash from it. Hell yes. That doesn’t make me greedy or money hungry.


If that’s a problem for you, then unfollow me. 

If you can spare a dollar or so, consider supporting my blog! Thanks love!

My Philosophy teacher, came to class today with a mysterious look on his face… There was complete silence.. And he looked at me…

“Tell me Iro, what is suicide? Why people are killing themselves so to get rid off pain?”

“You know sir, i’m quite cynical at this topic… I think it’s better to ask another of my classmates”

“No, i want YOU to answer… You are a future psychologist i want your opinion”

“Ok, but i warned you! Well i firmly believe that suicide is something very awful… It’s the only thing that has no positive side… It causes even more pain, you don’t get rid off pain that easily, you know… It’s selfish, if you are gonna commit a suicide not only you’ll cause pain to other people, at the very moment of your suicide act, the pain you feel from your thoughts will shatter you into pieces, even before you blow your brains out… Why causing more pain to your precious ego and why causing pain to others? That’s why it’s egotistical… The great solution for people who like to get things always in the way of their own likings… To avoid any misunderstandings i’m not saying that everyone who commits suicide is selfish, but they are definately weak and they just don’t understand that happiness and achievements come through struggles… That’s the problem with today’s society… People are shallow, people are selfish, people act without thinking… And acting without a fight”

“Impressive dear! A 17 year old teen thinking like that, it’s not cynical… You are what people think when they say the word ” teenager"… As it seems you wanna change the world"

“I do, of course i want… But also i would like to point something out… Ok everyone deals different with pain… If something hurts you, it hurts you, no you are not overreacting to anything… But just think this: Life is full of struggles but full of happiness too… Why commiting suicide to put even more problems to others, and just let so many unlived experiences of yours go like that…Don’t you want less problems for you and for others? Suicide is a heresy to your own belief”

“That’s how you’ll reply to your patients who are suffering from suicidal tendencies?”

“Hell no sir! My opinions will have nothing to do with my job… I love people, and i would like to make them feel better and make them stronger not just filling their brain with my own nonsenses”

“ If one of your classmates here is suicidal and now he’s pissed off with your point of view, what would you answered?”

“ Life goes on, changes come … Be open to them and accept them, nothing lasts forever … It’s dull to be ok all the time, don’t fear the pain it’s not what is seems to be… Behind of it there is some kind of beauty, it’s your story make it worth like your other achievements… And remember the biggest achievement of your life… Is you! The beautiful and strong person you are… Carry on don’t you dare throw your Trophy like that”

Class *claps*

“A+ for this semester ms. Iro”

“Aw well thank you sir :Ρ”

You guys what do you think about that? It’s pretty interesting… Suicide is the hardest and the easiest solution at the same time

Let Me Go - Castiel x Reader

Word Count: 722

Warnings: Language, slight temporary angst… I think that is it.

A/N As Requested by @thesugargalaxy I hope you enjoy it and please feedback is very much appreciated. 

Request: “O i saw Da askin for requests thing and i give a shit- a Castiel x reader where they are fighting but it ends in fluffy fluff”

(Not my GIF)

“Castiel! You need to stop suffocating me, I am a grown ass hunter and can do whatever the hell I please! Got it?” You and the blue eyed angel were shouting at each other because of the stunt you had pulled during the hunt.

You had walked right into the trap the demons had set for you when they had kidnapped the boys. And you hadn’t thought twice about it, no hesitation to rescue the boys you had helped take care of when you were younger. Raised by Bobby, whenever John and the boys came by you always loved helping Bobby take charge of the younger boys. They were the most annoying ass little brothers ever, but you loved them and like Dean’s mentally about Sam, yours just included him too. “Protect Sam and Dean at all costs.”

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When I found out that the US has no required paid maternity leave I was appalled. Tbh I think the US is the most underdeveloped country in the western world.

I can’t even imagine going straight back to work after having a baby. But how would one survive? There’s no way I could afford rent or food or anything without paid mat leave! And I sure as hell couldnt afford to put my child in day care either!

Like what do women do in the states? Besides the rich. How do you even live? Plus you have huge hospital bills right after you give birth too!

And the fact that you could lose your jobs because you’re pregnant and can’t do certain things and they won’t accommodate you… that blows my mind. Like pregnant people don’t even have any legal protections? What?

Honestly my heart aches for women in the US. It’s hard to be a woman anywhere but in almost every other western country has all of these basic rights. Plus rights like abortion and free healthcare and stuff too.


I love this game.

Screenshots from NIGHTMARE EYES | Night In The Woods Part 2! :D

Okay I know we’re only like two hours into this game so far but…


The characters, the setting, the writing, the art style, the humor and pretty much everything in this game is so fucking good! 
I think my favorite character in this game is Mae with Gregg being a close 2nd. We find out a lot more about Mae and how she feels about herself and being back in her old town after dropping out of college and trying to be with her friends again. But a lot of things have changed in her town and I think she doesn’t feel like she has at all. Maybe I love this game and Mae so much because I kind of relate to them in my own life especially in the most recent years. I mean I haven’t gotten drunk at a party or anything like that but I do relate to those feelings of change while you’re transitioning between being a teenager and young adult and when you’re having those feelings while you don’t know exactly what you want for your life or what to do with it. Due my anxiety and just the environment I’m in right now I’ve had a harder time moving forward in my life then most people my age do. While some of my friends are in college or have jobs and hell even one of my friends has a child now too, I just haven’t really done as much with my life these last few years because whenever I think of the future my brain just freezes and I just don’t know what do with my life. I mean I’m almost 22 I think I still have time to find that out but I still feel like I’m not doing as much as I could. But that’s the thing about me I know that I’m not like every person my age just because of how my brain works I’m not like everyone else and I’m okay with that. Plus every person experiences certain transitions in their lives all differently. I understand all that but it doesn’t make feel better about where I am with my life. I constantly feel like the world is moving forward while I’m still stuck in 2013 and I can’t make it stop and wait up for me to catch up. Don’t get me wrong I’m a lot farther then where I was thanks to Seán helping me be more positive in these last almost two years at this point in time. But I’m still not exactly where I want to be and I wish that I was. There’s so many things about my life that I wish I could change but I can’t because it’s out of my control and as sad as that is for me I need to remind myself that I’m still moving forward whether I realize that or not. This game makes me feel kind of relieved because I do relate how Mae is feeling in certain ways and it makes me feel a lot less alone with feelings that have been weighing me down since I graduated high school in 2013. I need to stop being so hard on myself, not only in general but also when it comes to life decisions and my future especially. 

I love watching Seán play this game too. Honestly this has been my favorite thing he’s been uploading lately because I’m so in love with this game and I just love the feel of watching him play this. It’s nice experiencing games like this with him for the first time. I love the voices he gives the characters in this game and hearing his thoughts when he plays games that have these kind of nice and relaxing feeling settings to them. He has and shares a lot of interesting and insightful thoughts when he plays games like this. ^_^
Something that kind of bothered me though was when in this video he was talking about Gregg’s personality and how his personality is a lot like that. Loud, optimistic and energetic. He worries about his loud side to his personality annoying people in real life because it’s the kind of personality in people that being around it either exhausts you or gives you energy. So he said he has to look at situation and think about if people are in the mood for Seán or aka his loud side to his personality. Even saying in the video “Okay, people aren’t in the mood for SEÁN right now.” I understand why he said this and I’m not saying it’s a bad thing at all and I don’t think that he has to or needs to be loud all the time because it’s true that his loud personality doesn’t mesh well with every person and there’s so much more to him besides that too. But to me him saying that kind of bothered me because I don’t like the idea of him feeling like he can’t be a part of who he is in a certain situation. His loud side of his personality is still a part of who he is and I don’t think any person should feel like they have to hide a big part of who they are in the fear of annoying certain people. I mean don’t get me wrong there’s no way you’re going to be 100% yourself in front of every person you come across and there’s parts of who we are that are not appropriate for certain situations and we all need to judge when and when not to show certain parts of who we are. We all have stuff about ourselves that we don’t show in front of people and that’s not a bad thing. But maybe this just bothered me personally not only because I do sincerely and genuinely like all of the sides that I’ve seen of Seán’s personality and who is as a person I respect him. But also because I feel like most of the time I have to hide who I genuinely am in front of the people I’m around on a daily basis and feel like I have to justify myself a lot in front of them too. I feel like I wear a mask in front of them all the time showing only a small part of who I am and honestly I don’t think anyone should feel like that. People should be proud to be who they are and not be ashamed to show that. Hopefully that makes sense, I’m not sure if it did or not.. But I wanted to be honest about how I felt about that part of the video. For me I’d like to think that a lot of the time I’d be in a mood for “SEÁN ”. :) But then again that’s just me personally. I’m not sure he’d be in a mood for “VANNESSA” though. xD

I’m adoring this series so far and I seriously can’t wait for the next video! :D 

‘Rush Hour’ (1998) Sentence Starters

feel free to change pronouns as needed!

  • “This is the kind of legacy I have dreamed about: to leave this city safer than I found it.”
  • “When were you going to tell me you were not going with us?”
  • “I gotta pee.”
  • “You don’t move, you understand?! You don’t move!”
  • “You a cop or something?”
  • “Step out slowly. Or I’ll blow your hair style into the toilet. Where it belongs.”
  • “Anything you say may be used to put your ass in jail, you piece of shit.”
  • “Where’d you get it?”
  • “Just because you saved my butt, doesn’t mean it’s yours.”
  • “Oh, baby, you cruel…”
  • “Heard about what happened over there at the diner. Nice work.”
  • “Last night’s as much my fault as yours.”
  • “What you did was dangerous and completely outside policy.”
  • “Because with your special talents, I’m sure you’ll do a better job.”
  • “What the hell am I supposed to do with him? Take him to the zoo?” 
  • “Let me give you a piece of advice: never touch another person’s radio.”
  • “I have just learned some disturbing information.”
  • “You carry a gun?”
  • “You try that shit on me one more time, I’ll kick your ass. You understand that?”
  • “I like to let people talk who like to talk. It makes it easier to find out how full of shit they are.”
  • “We are both full of shit.”
  • “I am afraid I don’t understand the importance of this information.”
  • “Wait. You hungry? You gotta be hungry.”
  • “Don’t do this! You’re gonna get hurt!”
  • “Please get away from the windows!”
  • “Come on. Let’s get you some dry clothes.”
  • “What do you mean you lost him?! How could you lose him?!”
  • “Hey! What did you do to my phone!?”
  • “Am I dead?”
  • “How the hell did you know where you were goin’ if you never been here before?”
  • “That better not be what I think it is.”
  • “OK, when you go in, just act like you’re from outta town.”
  • “Have you decided yet?”
  • “You can attack me, but when you attack my car, I cannot forgive!”
  • “Plan B. Meet me on the roof.”
  • “We saved the girl and got the bad guys, didn’t we?”
  • “How about a lift home?”

For: Anon
Characters: Olivia Benson, Deputy Chief Dodds, Rafael Barba (and a guest appearance by Carisi)
Warnings: None
Word Count: 2,344

If it wasn’t an outright disabling of her authority, Chief Dodds never let Olivia forget her incompetence with snide remarks and subtle jabs at past failures. She would always know that Mike’s death was at her hands. Not only did she leave him alone, but she should have known to search for a drop gun when they went into Munson’s house.

Just a single thought of the day still made her stomach drop and heart jump into her throat. Single memories led to flashbacks, labored breathing, and the all too prevalent feeling of her arms wrapping around her superior as news of his son’s death invaded the world of hope William Dodds had been building around them the entire tragic day almost one year ago.

It had been one of the worst days of her career, and there was little she could do to move on from it.

Not with Dodds watching her every move.

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One thing I honestly and truly hate is when these white girls that have biracial children and take black dick semi regularly think that they can co-opt phrases and experiences that are exclusively black for jokes and then say them to black people.

Like it’s one thing to joke about the niggers™ to your white ass friends, but to have the audacity to say racist ass shit to the people of the race you’re being racist towards makes me so pissed I can’t even consider you human at this point.

Like I don’t want to hear any sort of semblance referring to slavery, saying something about your manager telling you to do or stop doing something “what you want me to do Massa” in the context of your job. You get paid to be in hell for 8 hours a day, my ancestors did not. If anything, you the “massa” in this situation.

But if you call them out for it their response is to automatically get defensive and treat it as if it wasn’t serious because they don’t get the magnitude of what they say, or they get it and honestly don’t care about the experiences of being black in a country that hates me but loves the culture that I am a part of.

You can talk black, date black people, have black kids black friends and black co-workers, but that doesn’t not nor ever will make you black. Being poor and having a shit upbringing in the hood doesn’t make you black. It makes you white with a shit ass upbringing. That’s final.

And the moment you try to downplay that racist ass shit is the moment people that are less kind than me will punch you in your fucking face rather than tell you what you did was fucked up so take this as a learning experience because it’s two thousand fucking seventeen and I doubt you’ll get a chance to navigate your white ass thru this tutorial a second time.


It wasn’t that you didn’t think your Uncle Tony wouldn’t do a good job. He would. He’d do a great job. It was just that you were really happy with your life and how things were going. Your job was great, you were seeing a great guy named Peter and you knew if he won you’d have to move in with him. You knew that you’d have a million new responsibilities, that things with work would have to end and so would your budding relationship with Peter. You wouldn’t get to continue to live your life the way you wanted, hell you couldn’t do that now. Ever since the announcement that you’d be the one to take on the job reporters had been staking out your home, gym, office and even toe best friend’s houses. Honestly it was maddening.
Most of the people in your life hadn’t known about your connection to Governor Stark until the announcement. Only your two best friends Natasha and Wanda had known. Then again what Natasha knew so did her husband Clint but he’d never said a word. People had been pissed, some claiming you didn’t trust them but the you’d just wanted to keep the insanity and literal politics away from your life.
You’d nearly dropped the phone when he’d asked.
“It’s tradition.” He’d said and you’d promptly asked why your older sister Maria couldn’t do it. Apparently the niece had to be unmarried.
You knew it was over the second he won Florida. There’d only been a couple of states his team hadn’t been sure about and the roar that went through the crowd had been deafening. And it wasn’t like you weren’t proud of him, he’d worked hard. Campaigned hard. He would do a great job, President Tony Stark and serving as his First Lady? His oldest, unmarried niece.