what the hell is that james

jemma-daisy  asked:

top 5 marauder era headcanons (if you want :p)

why WOULDN’T I WANT TO MATE

1. james made the other marauders come to EVERY single quidditch game he played in; sirius was commentator til fifth year, when he made the team as beater. until then, sirius was commentator (a poor decision on minnie’s part), and it went a little something like this:

“and potter scores again, the prat. and you heard it here first, this gryffindor chaser is single and ready to mingle!” (james: “go fuck yourself, padfoot”)

“slytherin scored. fuck you slytherin.”

“and it’s yaxley with the ball, which is a very large quaffle, i might add. is he trying to compensate for something?”

“aLRIGHT WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT MULCIBER YOU CHEATING SON OF A-” (minerva: “you’re supposed to be unbiased, black.”

after he made the team, remus and peter would hold up signs saying stuff like “move your arse potter, lily’s watching” or “mckinnon is better than potter”

2. one year, they didn’t pull a single prank on april 1st. in years past, the day had been regarded as the “day of doom”, so their inactivity left everyone on edge. dinner was a hilarious affair; everyone just stared at them shiftily, and the marauders had the time of their lives.

and on april 2nd, all hell broke loose.

3. once, james got frosting and cake in sirius’s hair. sirius didn’t talk to him for a week.

4.  in their seventh year, they started freaking out about “oh god what about our legacy who’ll pull mischief once we’re gone” so they literally held auditions for “next-gen marauders” for kids in their fourth year or under. no one made the cut

5. sometimes they shared a bed. because why not. 

sleepover!

Superball

Alex, Kara, and Maggie were all huddled together on the couch in Kara’s apartment laughing and talking aimlessly. 

“Hey, I was thinking for game night this week we could change it up a bit,” Kara offered.

“What did you have in mind?” Alex asked.

“Baseball,” Kara rubbed her hands together and threw her head back laughing.

“Little Danvers, you are a genius,” Maggie commented.

“Little Danvers?” Alex eyed her girlfriend. “You’re so cute,” Alex rubbed Maggie’s hand, her heart swelling because of Maggie and Kara’s growing relationship. 

“I was thinking we would have two team captains and then draw names out of a hat. We’re gonna need more players though,” Kara inferred.

“I could round up some friends from the bar?” Maggie threw out.

“Ooh, yes that’s good. So, the team captains should be Kara and…”

“You,” Maggie answered. 

“Yes, okay!” Kara jumped up from the couch and bolted to the kitchen to grab a pen and paper. “We should order shirts!” She yelled from the kitchen.

“Oh boy, now she’s going to start throwing ideas left and right,” Alex commented to Maggie.

“And we can rent a field in the suburbs. Maybe from a school,” Alex eyed Maggie saying see what I mean.  

“I could pick up some bats and balls from the store this week,” Maggie proposed.

“That would be awesome!!!” Kara jumped up and down. “Maggie, have I told you how much I love you?” Kara giggled.

“Hey, easy there,” Alex squinted her eyes at Kara which drew Kara in to continue poking at her.

“She’s really easy to frustrate with teasing,” Kara pretended to whisper.

“Oh, I know,” Maggie murmured. “Oh, God,” Maggie buried herself into Alex’s side, the two sisters erupting with laughter.

“She’s got a point,” Alex continued. Kara couldn’t contain herself.

When they all settled down they decided to run their idea by the supergang. When they got the go-ahead, Kara ordered two sets of baseball tees; one with National City Comets written in blue and one with Krypton Suns written in red - all Kara’s planning.

The t-shirts arrived just in time for the big game. Maggie had managed to gather a good amount of people from the bar, so the two captains started to draw the names out of the hat. Alex went first and drew James.

“Hell yeah,” James high-fived her. Kara went next drawing an alien from the bar.

“Oh come on two aliens on one team,” James protested.

“Hey, there are plenty of options left, and we aren’t allowed to use our powers. Sheesh,” Kara countered back. Alex then drew Winn making Kara grunt. 

“Alright, who’s next,” Kara pulled out a strip. “Ha! I got Maggie!” She stuck out her tongue at Alex.

“Awe, sorry babe but looks like you’re going down,” Maggie whispered in Alex’s ear as she passed by driving her insane. Alex cleared her throat then drew an alien. The result was National City Comets: Alex, Winn, James, M’gann, and random aliens. Krypton Suns: Kara, J’onn, Maggie, Mon-El, and the rest of the bar aliens.

“Rock paper scissors to see who picks first,” Kara stepped up to Alex.

“Oh, it’s on,” the two went through five rounds before the revelation of Alex as the champion. “We’ll bat second,” Alex pointed two fingers at her eyes then to Maggie, making Maggie chuckle and shaking her head. She mouthed you wish.

J’onn stepped up to the plate and James was on the pitcher’s mound. Alex handled first, Winn on second, M’gann on third. James wound up and threw a sharp curveball forcing a strike on J’onn. The second pitch led to a home run putting the Krypton Suns up by one.

Maggie was next up to bat. She swung it around a few times before stepping up to the plate. 

“Easy out,” Alex teased from first. James threw two balls then on the third one Maggie got a piece of it and made it to first. She looked at Alex like she owned the place.

“Easy out my ass,” Maggie commented.

“Your ass, huh,” Alex gave her a slight slap on the ass just for shits and giggles. 

“Hey, you two get a room,” Winn yelled from second. 

“Hey, zip it,” Alex returned. When Kara was ready to bat, Maggie took a few steps forward to lead on to second. Kara hit and Maggie ran. Alex’s eyes never left Maggie’s ass, resulting in a missed catch at first. 

“Maybe you should focus more, Danvers” Maggie retorted.

“This is so fun!” Kara said out loud mainly to herself.

“It is, but it’s not going to be fun when you lose.”

“Oh really? We’ll see about that,” Kara’s statement was confident.

“So, how long have you and Alex officially been together?” Winn imitated a conversation with Maggie.

“About four months,” Maggie glanced over at Alex laughing with Kara, a grin spreading across her face like a little school girl.

“I’ve told Alex this but I’m really happy for you guys,” Winn mentioned.

“Thank you. That means a lot,” Maggie smiled at him. Mon-El hit a fly ball causing the first out. 

The Krypton Suns were up by three when they switched batters. Alex was up first with Kara pitching. Alex hit a double which inevitably was where Maggie was stationed. 

“Nice hit, Danvers,” Alex scrunched up her nose.

“Should’ve been a home run,” Alex was like a puppy and this made Maggie realize the importance of this exact moment; she was more than in love with Alex. Her whole body called out to touch Alex, to kiss her lips. Her blood felt lighter and her soul grew deeper. She wanted moments like this forever with her. 

“Go get ‘em next time,” Maggie encouraged. “Oh! Oh! I got it. I got it!” Maggie sprinted a few feet to her right and dove to catch the ball that Winn had hit.

“Damn, that’s my girl,” Alex started to clap and everyone joined. Maggie was the center of attention and she tried to hide behind Alex.

“Good catch, Maggie!” Kara cheered on. 

The inning ended with the Kryptons winning by one. Alex propped open the ice chest and handed out beers to everyone who wanted one. The aliens stuck with water. They all chatted for a bit and some even downed their beer so they could bring another one out to the field with them. 

J’onn got to second on the first throw but Maggie and Mon-El got out. When Kara hit one of the aliens in the outfield caught it. At the end of the second inning the National City Comets were winning 6-3. They took another short break before returning to the game.

“We should do this more often,” Alex told Maggie.

“I agree. I’m having a really great time, and your friends are so supportive and welcoming and it’s really nice that you have that,” Maggie revealed a smile.

We have that. You’re a part of us now,” Alex kissed her forehead. Maggie buried her head into Alex’s shoulder. 

“I’m so happy, Alex,” she let out when she stepped back from the hug. “I’m genuinely happy with you.”

“You know what? I’m really happy too,” Alex returned the smile then the couple followed the rest of the gang back to the field. They finished up the game with more teasing comments and home runs, the Comets taking home the win. 

“Hey, everyone! Gather around I’d like to say something,” Kara assembled the group together. “Thank you so much for making this a fun time for us to be together and just be in each other’s presence. Now, as captain of the losing team, I’m buying drinks for everyone tonight. Let’s go continue the fun!” The crowd cheered all gathering their things and heading out.

Alex, Maggie, and Kara stayed behind to pick up the trash and various items. 

“Hey, Kara. I think Maggie and I are just going to turn in for the night. We had already made plans and…yeah,” Alex said.

“That’s perfectly fine! Anything special?” Alex and Maggie both eyed and other and started laughing causing Kara to rethink her decision to ask. “Go on you two lovebirds. I’ll see you tomorrow. Oh, and good game, Maggie!” Kara hugged her. 

“Hey, what about me?” Alex pretended to pout.

“Oh, come here,” Kara drew her big sister in for a Danvers hug. “Have fun! I love you both!”

“We love you too,” Maggie answered for the two, making Alex tear up. Kara left them alone. “Hey, Alex, what’s wrong?” 

“No, no nothing is wrong I just….Maggie, I love you,” Alex couldn’t control her smile and neither could Maggie.

“Alex, I love you more than you know,” Maggie wrapped her hands around her neck and kissed Alex better than she ever has before. “I love you so much. Also, you look really hot when you play baseball. Especially in a cap,” Maggie eyed her up and down making Alex blush. Alex couldn’t find words so she kissed her again and grabbed her best friend’s hand as they walked to her car. 

4

cause i’m weak and cause they deserve a break
part 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 |6 | 7 | 8
yep, you can use them just put credits

  • Sirius: Lily again? Prongs, the universe clearly does not want you and Lily to be together. Don’t piss off the universe. The universe will slap you.
  • James: But don’t you think the universe has more important things to worry about than my dating life?
  • Peter: Unless your dating life is the glue holding the entire universe together… Whoa. Chills. Anybody else get chills?
  • James: Look, I realize we’ve been down this road before, but the fact is, whatever I do, it all keeps coming back to Lily, so… I gotta do this.
  • [Sirius slaps him]
  • James: Ow! What the hell?
  • Sirius: That wasn’t me. That was the universe.

-Chyler Leigh

For those of you who don’t know, Chyler came from a difficult past. She came from a broken family, her parents divorcing when she was 12. To cope, she became a drug addict and when asked what was her drug of choice when she was 17 to 19 years old, she replied: “Everything, there are a lot of times we really shouldn’t have survived. He (Nathan West, her now-husband) and I have literally been through hell and back” She started the recovery process when the director of Not Another Teen Movie told her she was becoming too thin while they were filming. It was a two year battle from drug addiction with Nathan, who she met when she was 16 and he was 20, the fight nearly cost them their lives.

“We went through about two years of complete obliteration. It came down to, ‘Do you want to choose to live, or do you want to choose to die? And we chose life.”

Don’t be surprised why she represents her character, Alex, so well when she herself is a bloody brilliant, resilient and strong person herself, if not more.

Next Generation HP Things
  • Teddy is “the cool cousin.” 
  • James is “that little bastard who keeps messing up his potions on purpose to see the ‘pretty fireworks’”. 
  • Albus is “oh god, not another one. He’s going to be just like his brother!” (except he’s not just like his brother. He actually tries.)
  • Lily is a sweetheart. Need I say more? She’s obviously a sweetheart. Except… she’s got a bit of her oldest brother’s mischievous streak, so she likes to explode potions, too. 
  • Scorpius and Albus are friends and both in Slytherin, because I like the idea of a Potter being in Slytherin, but I’m not too fond of the “Scorpius HAS to be not Slytherin thing.”
  • Everyone thinks they’re dating. They’re THAT pair of friends that always sits really close together and steals each other’s pumpkin juice and shares books. 
  • They aren’t? They are? Who knows?
  • Lysander and Lorcan are really popular in their houses. One is Ravenclaw and one is Hufflepuff and they’ve got a whole tutoring system set up with Rose.
  • Rose is, in the teachers’ books, “most likely to get out of here alive, just like her mom.”
  • Teddy gets a job at Hogwarts doing Merlin-knows-what because Harry has a life crisis and is like, “I NEED SOMEONE KEEPING AN EYE ON MY CHILDREN SO THEY DON’T DIE LIKE I NEARLY DID!!!!!”
  • Neville offers but Harry’s like, “Neville, you had enough dealing with me.” and Neville’s like, “You’re right. Good plan.”
  • Victoire is a healer. She’s really damn good at it. 
  • George’s kids are banned from having any of their dad’s merchandise on campus. The teachers just aren’t taking the chance. 
  • Draco and Harry are Quidditch Dads who have angry face-offs in the bleachers even though their kids are on the SAME DAMN TEAM. It’s ridiculous. 
  • Headmistress McGonagall gives the two of them detention before remembering they graduated and have jobs and lives. 
  • They’re nice guys (are they?) so they sit through two hours of detention with Aunt Minerva (but don’t call her that if you want to live). 
  • Rose and Hugo are inseparable Hugo’s first year because he’s nervous as hell, but then he makes friends and starts a club devoted to continuing  his uncles’ (Fred and George’s) legacy as pranksters. 
  • Everyone thinks it’s Roxanne and Fred II until Hugo feels guilty and turns himself in. 
  • The teachers are SHOCKED. 
  • He gives them the Sad Weasley Eyes and gets his detention time cut in half. 
  • Scorpius and Albus get too close to each other during Quidditch and Albus knocks Scorpius off his broom. It looks like he could do one of two things: Catch the goddamn snitch or rescue his friend. 
  • He doesn’t think twice before rescuing his friend.
  • Later everyone asks Scorpius if he was scared and he says, “For a second, but then I remembered Al was right there and I wasn’t scared anymore. I knew he’d help me, ‘cause I’d do the same for him.”
  • Cue the chorus of “aaaaaaaawwwwwwww!”
  • I’m done here. It’s midnight and I’m rambling and my sister would be so ashamed. 

Freaky Friday: Part 4

Sirius: … Wow.

Remus: *shrugs casually* Naw… I just REALLY wanted to see you in this shit.

Severus: *snarls* What do you want, Black?

Remus: *turns dramatically to face Severus, raising his voice* I want YOU Severus Snape! 

*silence* 

Remus: *loudly… unnecessarily so* I want you to take me right now.…. right over this table! 

Severus: *horrified* You… you want… what the fuck!?

Severus: *shrilly* F-Fuck off Black, you… you freak of nature! *storms away, looking thoroughly traumatized while passerby gape*

Remus: SEVERUS, DON’T GO!!! 

Sirius: *gapes* WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. BLOODY. HELL!?!?

Sirius: *shakes head in disbelief* Well… it’s a good thing - shut up James - It’s a good thing I have the antidote then isn’t it? Another day and you’d ruin me for life.

Sirius: *grins* Irrelevant. Now… Before any more public-love-confessions are made… 

To Be Continued

Hamilton Characters as Things my friend Roxanne has said

Alexander:  “Oh my god what have you done?” “What, me?” “Right. Oh my god what have I done?”

Aaron Burr: “There is a lot of sass in me today”

John Laurens: “I hate this whole ‘directors and their ideas’ - wait no hear me out!”

Lafayette: “Please arrett”

Hercules Mulligan: “Let’s just hope this lasagna doesn’t burn, like we will in hell tomorrow.”

Eliza: “By monster movie I thought he meant monster house”

Angelica: *after clearly just being sassy to male, sarcastically continues* “Oh sorry, was there sass in that?”

Peggy: “Lol it’s fine I forget me too”

Maria: *takes a selfie* You’re welcome

Jefferson: *pretending to be an actor* “The first cue is one spotlight, and it’s on me”

Madison: “That was rough”

Washington: *talking about Doritos Roulette* “It’s like life. Sometimes you die, sometimes you don’t.”

King George III: “When directors get out of control, sometimes you have to gently remind them who really has the common sense around here. Yes I mean me.”

Having Second Thoughts: Part 2

(( OOC: Lily played by: @potterdeer ))

Lily: Yeah… we’re gonna… we’re gonna be fine… 

Sirius: *stares* Are… are you having a hot flash or something? 

Lily: *doubles over, gasping* 

Lily: *cries out* Oooooh MY GOD!!! THAT FUCKING HURTS!!! 

Sirius: THE BABY IS COMING RIGHT NOW!?

Lily: GODDAMIT!!! 

Sirius: *stares* ………. *transforms into a dog* 

Lily: ………… WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!? 

Sirius: *curls his tail under and whines* 

Lily: NOT HELPING!!! 

Sirius: *transforms back* 

Lily: *snarls* James isn’t here you idiot!!! Just… *groans*… Just get me to a hospital! 

Sirius: Apparating’s too dangerous… I’ll fly you to St. Mungo’s! But… WHAT IF YOU HAVE THE KID IN THE AIR!? WHAT IF-

Lily: Just get me there Sirius Black!!! 

*the door opens and James walks in* 

James: *beams* Hello family! *pauses at the sight of Lily strangling Sirius* 

… Er… What’d I miss? 

FIN

  • Bucky: So what, you’ve already got Tony!
  • Steve: How do I have Tony? In what universe do I have Tony?!
  • Bucky: So I can have Tony?
  • Steve: Hell no!
What the...
  • Heck: Eliza, Maria, Seabury, Peggy, Charles Lee
  • Hell: Angelica, Burr, KGIII, Washington, Lafayette, Laurens
  • Fuck: Hamilton, Jefferson, Madison, Mulligan, James Reynolds
Me in Hell
  • Satan: What are you in for?
  • Me: *Looks up from phone* Huh?
  • Satan: Wait. Let me guess. You're wearing pajamas, hair's a mess, bags under the eyes, phone in one hand and a cup of coffee in the other, reading smutty fan fiction, your computer is in your backpack, and you are wearing Dan and Phil merch. You're phan trash?
  • Me: *nods yes*
  • Satan: Welcome!
Go to hell, Sherlock

Some people assume that she might have had in thought a village in Norway called “Hell”. [you can find it here]

What about Hel in Poland?

I bet you remember that Mary was travelling in “The Six Thatchers”. She was is Norway, wasn’t she?
But she was also in Poland.

Look at these walls. You can find there some Polish words like “Rachwald Kiełbaski” and “Solidarność” (eng.“Rachwald sausages” and “Solidarity”).
I was looking for some references to these words but found nothing. Maybe they only wanted to show us that she was in Poland.

Another funny coincidence.
There also appeared map of the Northern Poland (you can see Mary in the background), where Hel is situated…
…or should have been…
because they erased Hel from this map.

Hel is right above Gdańsk. So it should have been on a steering wheel then.

Is it possible that Sherlock and John are going to visit European cities called “Hell”, “Hel”…etc?

Mary didn’t want to threaten Sherlock.
She told him where to go.

Bonus:
In Polish dubbing version of The Six Thatchers “Go to hell” was translated into “Go to the devil”.