what the f u c k is this

anonymous asked:

What are the symptoms of ADHD besides hyperactivity? All I've been exposed to is stereotypes of what it's like to have ADHD and I want to learn more!

well here’s what it’s like for me

  • feeling like you need to Do Shit All The Time
  • like, literally every second
  • if you aren’t stimulated for even a second you’re incredibly bored
  • boredom is literally painful
  • it’s worse than death
  • worse than e v e r y t h i n g
  • feelin that sweet Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria™ any time you get teased or insulted
  • when you’re listening to music you always tune it out eventually
  • not picking up on social cues At All
  • actually, what are social cues?
  • can’t regulate attention
  • not interesting = not worth paying attention to
  • hyperfocus for hours
  • “wAIT ITS 4 PM WHAT THE F U C K”
  • did i forget to eat again
  • The Thoughts go from point a to point g in less than one (1) fuckin sentence
  • *someone says a thing* what *person repeats thing* what *person repeats thing again and you still don’t hear them but dont ask what again in case they think ur weird*
  • or, alternatively
  • *someone says a thing* what *person starts to repeat said thing; you reply less than a second after they start*
  • using subtitles all the time so you don’t have to go back twenty times to determine What The Fuck someone said
  • “sorry i tuned you out for that entire sentence can you repeat that”
  • needing e x t r e m e l y s p e c i f i c d i r e c t i o n s
  • EXTREMELY POOR VOLUME CONTROL TBH
  • tfw that thing u were working on falls apart and u cant redo it bc u already did it and that would be boring
  • long blocks of text are Extremely Hard to Read
  • ur fuckin brain works 12 times as fast as everyone elses. for every ADHD person it’s somethin different. for me it’s puns. ill choke on my own laughter at a pun an Entire Second before anyone else even gets it
  • RAMBLING
  • The Leg Bounce™
  • Disassociation
  • that ADHD feel when you
  • ^^ that one is a True Marker of an ADHD person. only ADHD people understand.

God tier McElroy goofs

- can you curse a real sword?
- AMELIE, I COOK AN EGG WITH A SPOON
- I will take a hammer and FIX the baby
- beanfreak
- roachy
- I’m sprite pepsi, and I’m abstinence till I die!
- worcestersher
- what about…. one million dragons? OH NO NO NNON ONNONN NO
- ‘he took a lemon out of his bag, and started peeling it, then asked for the time’
- teleporting the soldiers to the dairy queen with the dairy queen teleporting gun
- SHRIMP. HEAVEN. NOW.
- the clownbox
- I THINK DOGS SHOULD BE ABLE TO VOTE
- Justin recording a radio break and getting everything wrong
- You know ;)
- HAVANA DAYDREAMING BY JIMMY BUFFET, WHAT THE F U C K HAPPENED TO YOU
- when Daz gets that One good shot and Griffin and Justin go fucking wild
- The entirety of Griffin not letting Justin leave in Catlateral damage

  • other actors: While I did love working on that film, and I will always love the character I got to play, I do want to distance myself from that franchise. I don't want to be known for that role alone, I want to be known for all my projects!
  • tom felton: I!!! AM!!! DRACO!!! FUCKING!!! MALFOY!!!! how DARE yoU INSOLENT MUGGLE FUCKS!!! I MUST GO BEFORE I AM LATE FOR POTIONS SLYTHERIN FOR LIFE HISS HISS MOTHERFUCKERS!!!! POTTER!!! WHAT THE EVERLOVING F U C K MY FATHER WILL HEAR OF THIS
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Today I learned that if you actually let the timer in the Arrival DLC run out it shows the reapers arriving and destroying the galaxy. Such highlights include:

  • The Citadel being destroyed
  • Shepards helmet (head??) on a SPIKE
  • Destroyed Normandy
  • All your friends and crew lining up to be executed
  • Kellys FACE MELTING OFF

Am I the only one just finding this out because holy shit

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W h a t t h e f u c k

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An AU where young Keith, a Filipino-Korean, moves to the USA; on his first day at school, he refuses to talk, partly because he’s not exactly very sociable but mostly because he’s incredibly embarrassed about his English and lack of proficiency in it. O and shiro walks in

TRIPS OVER MY OWN FEET oh my god this was supposed to be black and white but then i wanted to paint but then gave up andCHRIST. my art style changes 600 times during this comic its dISGUSTIGN. THEN AGAIN it was rly rushed i just wanted to get this idea outta my head before school starts.

โœจ signs of house fae โœจ

okkkk this post is just for fun and for you babes are into the more mystical side of spirituality! signs there are faeries in your house : 

  1. you see lights dancing out the corner of your eye 
  2. your shoes seem to move - when I was little, I would always swear to my parents that my shoes would shift every time I woke up. the movements are usually so tiny that most people will dismiss it as their brains messing with them.
  3. jewelry and shiny objects vanish  a l l   t h e   f u c k i n g   t i m e.  I once left a dangly earring on my bathroom counter, turned around, and looked back to see it slipping into the sink. it was as if a magnet was pulling it in, craziest thing in the world !! (then proceeded to cry because I really wanted to wear that fucking earring bitch)
  4. you walk into a room and immediately forget what you went in there to do/get - sometimes just a psychological thing but if it happens randomly + frequently, could be a sign!
  5. plants grow effortlessly around your house - even if you live in an urban area or don’t actively garden, you’ll find that everything just grows quickly.
  6. birds, bees, wasps, etc. build nests around your house - even though there are a thousand other natural places for them to live.
  7. your pets get random bursts of energy/excitement despite any visible stimulation - in celtic folklore this is considered a sign that the fae are playing around with your pets!
  8. you hear bells, tapping, or singing at night or early morning - will sound like it’s distant but close at the same time, as if drifting from another realm.

🌷 feel free to add onto this list with your own signs and experiences! 🌷

  • me: i can't believe my favourite characters are really going to die in infinity war
  • fav characters: *die*
  • me: what the actual F U C K

Listen, there are two main reasons I already hate the new heathers tv reboot:

1) the heathers, who are the antogonistic, privileged bullies, have been made into minorities (an overweight girl, a woc and a gender fluid person.) They made the bullies. People that are bullied the most. As if that’s some sort of edgy and original power move.

2) they are then killed/ fucked over,,,By two straight, white, cis, skinny people that are the heroes of the story.

What the fuck kinda message are they tryna get across?

Bards are psychopaths

Context: I play a druid named Kikki and I’m playing with a bard and a dwarven fighter. The bard’s player is normal enough, but when he’s in character- oh boy. And this is just from our first session.

Bard: Kikki, I’m just gonna let you know now, if you die before me, I am totally gonna eat your face.

Me: What?

Bard: I’m gonna eat your face if you die before me.

Me: WHY

Bard: It’s a pretty face. I wouldn’t want it to go to waste.

Dwarf: *general ‘what the fuck’ noises*

Bard: 

Me: 

Bard: So would you prefer to be slow roasted or kentucky fried

Me: NO

(About five minutes later my character overhears this whilst trying to fall asleep in their camp. Bard is on watch duty, much to my discomfort).

Bard: Hey Throk (the dwarf) you awake?

Dwarf: *grunts*

BardCan I lick your beard

Dwarf: Fuck no

(needless to say, this did not make it any easier to sleep with the bard on watch.)

(Later that session, we were fighting a group of kolbolds and the bard did another creepy thing).

Bard: (OOC) I’m gonna cast Vicious Mockery

DM: Alright, what do you say?

Bard: (OOC) I lean in towards one and whisper  “You smell like my delicious underpants.”

DM: Okay, you roll your die and I’ll roll for the kolbold.

*they roll. Bard gets a nat20 and the kolbold fails it’s save anyhow*

DM: The kolbold turns pale as you whisper these incredibly creepy words in its ear, then crumples to the ground, dead.

Me: (Both in and out of character) WHAT IN THE ACTUAL F U C K

So apparently the first time I did the Jaws of Hakkon DLC I missed out on a lot of quests and related lore, but I’ve been going through the area much more thoroughly this time and I just have one question about the Avvar which I will summarize as follows:

what the FUCK???

You mean to tell me this entire time there’s been a civilization around for centuries that is so accepting of magic that even non-mages commune with fade spirits, that has no problems or limitations on magic tutelage, and has effectively safeguarded itself from abominations?! And I’m supposed to take the fucking pro-circle / templar / whatever asshat side of the whole Mage Rebellion seriously?! And they just conveniently get left out of every fucking discussion, of course, about circle alternatives. Just… holy shit. People joke often enough at how badly Bioware failed at making the whole Mage Rebellion into the morally grey issue they clearly intended to be, but they’ve passed shooting themselves in the foot at this point and are lining up a groin shot. I mean, this just completely undermines every argument I’ve ever heard in-game in favor of the circles.

  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she means: WHAT THE FUCK FP WOULD LITERALLY TAKE THE BLAME FOR M U R D E R IN A HEARTBEAT TO PROTECT HIS SON HE TOLD JUGHEAD HE NEVER WANTED TO SEE HIM AGAIN AND LIED TO HIS FACE AND LET HIM THINK HE HAD BEEN PLAYING HIM ALL ALONG TO TRY AND MAKE JUG FEEL LIKE HIS DAD DESERVED TO BE PUT AWAY AND MAYBE WOULDN'T FEEL AS BAD IF HE THOUGHT FP WAS A SHITTY FATHER WHAT THE F U C K IM CRYING IN THE CLUB