what the f u c k is this

me @ the beginning of west for loathing: haha wow what a funny and silly game!! so silly and goofy hehe :)

me after the demonic clowns, insanely sad sideshow, possessed doll, and crazed/depressing flashback at the haunted pickle factory:

me:

me:

what the FUCK

WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK

what the
FUCK

  1. WH AT THE FU CK
  2. What The Fuck™
  3. WHAT THE FUCK
  4. 𝕨ⓗΔ𝓣 𝐭Ħe F𝐮ς𝐤

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anonymous asked:

What are the symptoms of ADHD besides hyperactivity? All I've been exposed to is stereotypes of what it's like to have ADHD and I want to learn more!

well here’s what it’s like for me

  • feeling like you need to Do Shit All The Time
  • like, literally every second
  • if you aren’t stimulated for even a second you’re incredibly bored
  • boredom is literally painful
  • it’s worse than death
  • worse than e v e r y t h i n g
  • feelin that sweet Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria™ any time you get teased or insulted
  • when you’re listening to music you always tune it out eventually
  • not picking up on social cues At All
  • actually, what are social cues?
  • can’t regulate attention
  • not interesting = not worth paying attention to
  • hyperfocus for hours
  • “wAIT ITS 4 PM WHAT THE F U C K”
  • did i forget to eat again
  • The Thoughts go from point a to point g in less than one (1) fuckin sentence
  • *someone says a thing* what *person repeats thing* what *person repeats thing again and you still don’t hear them but dont ask what again in case they think ur weird*
  • or, alternatively
  • *someone says a thing* what *person starts to repeat said thing; you reply less than a second after they start*
  • using subtitles all the time so you don’t have to go back twenty times to determine What The Fuck someone said
  • “sorry i tuned you out for that entire sentence can you repeat that”
  • needing e x t r e m e l y s p e c i f i c d i r e c t i o n s
  • EXTREMELY POOR VOLUME CONTROL TBH
  • tfw that thing u were working on falls apart and u cant redo it bc u already did it and that would be boring
  • long blocks of text are Extremely Hard to Read
  • ur fuckin brain works 12 times as fast as everyone elses. for every ADHD person it’s somethin different. for me it’s puns. ill choke on my own laughter at a pun an Entire Second before anyone else even gets it
  • RAMBLING
  • The Leg Bounce™
  • Disassociation
  • that ADHD feel when you
  • ^^ that one is a True Marker of an ADHD person. only ADHD people understand.

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First Letter of your name

A - Ethereal

B - Miracle

C - Sparkling

D - Celestial

E - Beautiful

F - Magical

G - Shining

H - Dramatic

I - Twinkling

J - Royal

K - Elegant

L - Imperial

M - Lovely

N - Angelic

O - Resplendent

P - Dancing

Q - Evanescent

R - Wondrous

S - Heavenly

T - Divine

U - Iridescent

V - Dreaming

W - Splendid

X - Glorious

Y - Alluring

Z - Ephemeral

Birthdate

1 - Diamond

2 - Blood

3 - Love

4 - Starlight

5 - Lunar

6 - Rose

7 - Heart

8 - Aqua

9 - Cosmic

10 - Midnight

11 - Twilight

12 - Rainbow

13 - Lightning

14 - Venom

15 - Butterfly

16 - Flame

17 - Dragon

18 - Fairy

19 - Ice

20 - Galaxy

21 - Velvet

22 - Snow

23 - Spirit

24 - Rebel

25 - Soul

26 - Serpent

27 - Tiara

28 - Blossom

29 - Crystal

30 - Nightmare

31 - Layer

Birth month

January - Flash

February - Kiss

March - Burst

April - Beam

May - Convergence

June - Storm

July - Blaze

August - Fist

September - Shower

October - Scythe/Blade (your choice)

November - Shot

December - Embrace

God tier McElroy goofs

- can you curse a real sword?
- AMELIE, I COOK AN EGG WITH A SPOON
- I will take a hammer and FIX the baby
- beanfreak
- roachy
- I’m sprite pepsi, and I’m abstinence till I die!
- worcestersher
- what about…. one million dragons? OH NO NO NNON ONNONN NO
- ‘he took a lemon out of his bag, and started peeling it, then asked for the time’
- teleporting the soldiers to the dairy queen with the dairy queen teleporting gun
- SHRIMP. HEAVEN. NOW.
- the clownbox
- I THINK DOGS SHOULD BE ABLE TO VOTE
- Justin recording a radio break and getting everything wrong
- You know ;)
- HAVANA DAYDREAMING BY JIMMY BUFFET, WHAT THE F U C K HAPPENED TO YOU
- when Daz gets that One good shot and Griffin and Justin go fucking wild
- The entirety of Griffin not letting Justin leave in Catlateral damage

  • other actors: While I did love working on that film, and I will always love the character I got to play, I do want to distance myself from that franchise. I don't want to be known for that role alone, I want to be known for all my projects!
  • tom felton: I!!! AM!!! DRACO!!! FUCKING!!! MALFOY!!!! how DARE yoU INSOLENT MUGGLE FUCKS!!! I MUST GO BEFORE I AM LATE FOR POTIONS SLYTHERIN FOR LIFE HISS HISS MOTHERFUCKERS!!!! POTTER!!! WHAT THE EVERLOVING F U C K MY FATHER WILL HEAR OF THIS
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Today I learned that if you actually let the timer in the Arrival DLC run out it shows the reapers arriving and destroying the galaxy. Such highlights include:

  • The Citadel being destroyed
  • Shepards helmet (head??) on a SPIKE
  • Destroyed Normandy
  • All your friends and crew lining up to be executed
  • Kellys FACE MELTING OFF

Am I the only one just finding this out because holy shit

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W h a t t h e f u c k

marinette: i really like this guy but idk how to tell him

adrien: just ask him to the movies this weekend

marinette: do you want to go to the movies this weekend

adrien: no i meant ask him

marinette: i just did

adrien: what did he say

marinette: idk you tell me

adrien: what do you mean

marinette: *thinking* what the f u c k

鉁 signs of house fae 鉁

okkkk this post is just for fun and for you babes are into the more mystical side of spirituality! signs there are faeries in your house : 

  1. you see lights dancing out the corner of your eye 
  2. your shoes seem to move - when I was little, I would always swear to my parents that my shoes would shift every time I woke up. the movements are usually so tiny that most people will dismiss it as their brains messing with them.
  3. jewelry and shiny objects vanish  a l l   t h e   f u c k i n g   t i m e.  I once left a dangly earring on my bathroom counter, turned around, and looked back to see it slipping into the sink. it was as if a magnet was pulling it in, craziest thing in the world !! (then proceeded to cry because I really wanted to wear that fucking earring bitch)
  4. you walk into a room and immediately forget what you went in there to do/get - sometimes just a psychological thing but if it happens randomly + frequently, could be a sign!
  5. plants grow effortlessly around your house - even if you live in an urban area or don’t actively garden, you’ll find that everything just grows quickly.
  6. birds, bees, wasps, etc. build nests around your house - even though there are a thousand other natural places for them to live.
  7. your pets get random bursts of energy/excitement despite any visible stimulation - in celtic folklore this is considered a sign that the fae are playing around with your pets!
  8. you hear bells, tapping, or singing at night or early morning - will sound like it’s distant but close at the same time, as if drifting from another realm.

🌷 feel free to add onto this list with your own signs and experiences! 🌷

  • me: i can't believe my favourite characters are really going to die in infinity war
  • fav characters: *die*
  • me: what the actual F U C K

Vivid Infinity War Scenes

Just some scenes I vividly remember from watching Infinity War:

  • Loki introducing himself as ‘Odinson’ and choosing Thor when given the choice between Thor and the Tesseract :’) ah brotherly love
  • Loki stepping out of the shadows of a crevice in the ship and convincing me that the trickster did something while we were distracted by Heimdall’s death.
  • When Thor falls to his knees, crawls over to Loki’s cold dead body and lies on him as he passes out.
  • In the sanctum when Doctor Strange asked who could help them find Vision and Tony says “Steve Rogers.” He pulls the phone out and I’m like ??? Do you just carry that around all the time like ???
  • Stan Lee: “What? You kids never seen an alien spaceship before?”
  • Quill: “Where is Gamora?”

Tony: “Who is Gamora?”

Drax: “I’ve got a better question. WHY is Gamora?”

  • Rocket asking Thor about his family and when he asks if Thor is really ready, Thor replies with “What more do I have to lose?”
  • Red Skull: “Those tears aren’t for him.” and seeing the realization fall onto Gamora’s face like a wall of bricks.
  • The amount of hatred radiating off the audience when Quill started punching Thanos just when they almost got the gauntlet off.
  • Rocket to Thor: “Oh… You might’ve wanted to wash that eye… I mean the only way I could’ve sneaked it out of that place was if it was up my-”
  • Bucky: “Did they surrender?”

Steve: “Not exactly.”

  • Thor arriving on Earth and being incredibly badass.
  • Groot: “I am Groot!”

Steve: “I am Steve Rogers.”

  • Sam disappearing seconds before Rhodey arrived at the spot he fell.
  • Peter falling into Tony’s arms and clutching him tightly as he chants “Mr.Stark I don’t wanna go.” and then goes onto profusely apologizing as he fades to dust.
  • Tony trying to scoop his remains up but his dust is blown away by the wind and he has to settle for clutching his hand in grief.
  • Doctor Strange whispering: “This is/was the only way.” before fading into dust.
  • Thanos tiredly staring out at the open forest from above. The movie ends. There is suffocating silence in the theatre as we process it. The actors’ names appear by themselves, their character names unneeded because we all know who they are and what they’ve done.
  • The collective whisper and the shouts of “What   the   f  U  C   K??!!!??!
  • The end screen saying: THANOS will return.