what the f in jones is this shit

INDEPENDENCE
  • America: For the last time. I'm the united states. I'm not a colony anymore, I'm grown up!
  • England: Just last year you couldn't elect a government official.
  • America: Yeah so?
  • Canada: Hey Dad can I have my independence?
  • England: Yes, go make your old man proud.
  • America: WHAT WHY DOES HE GET TO HAVE HIS?
  • England: Because he's not a little shit, that's why.
So I’m lucky enough to find some clips from HetaMyu and I think this might be the best scene

I can’t really figure out what’s happening since I’m not too good in Japanese but I think England was teaching Japan how to, uh…curse with style. Yeah, like a ‘gentleman’ he is.

“Yeah follow me, buddy. SHIT! *fistbumps the floor or whatever he was doing lmao*

“….shit…..?”

Then England was like, “Dammit Nihon why so weak”

*omgthatface2cute4me

“Okay once again. SHIT!”

…….

Then suddenly,

*starts to siNG A RANDOM SONG WITH FREAKING METAL VOICE*

*SCREAMS OHW OR SOMETHING THAT SOUNDS LIKE THAT OMG HIS VOICE SO SEXY*

“Yes bitches y’all gettin’ a new Senpai in town tonight”

England’s face tho

And I kid you not Japan’s actor seriously had to hold in his laugh here. Well my cheek and stomach were hurting from laughing too so I know how you feel, Keeks.


And that’s it! So yeah, totally one of the most hilarious scene in the musical. Lmao these dorks acting crazy af here.

BONUS:

China spitting out Russia’s vodka lmfao

i HAVE TO INCLUDE THIS OKAY

Sexy pole-dancin’ France

Drunk ass grandpa scaring our lil’ sunflower lmao

Me while watching ep07:

- juggie bae is living under the STAIRS LIKE FUCKING HARRY POTTER

-heart breaks because of the shit jughead has to deal with

- Jelous!Archie?? He is shoookkkkk

-Fuck no cheryl

- pOLLY IS LIVING IN THE ATTIC

- Ronnie I will treasure your name

- heart breaks because of all the SHIT JUGGIE HAS TO DEAL WITH

-cries both internally and externally as the lovely cinnamon role that is Jughead Jones is brought to the police station LIKE WHAT

- throws computer across the room as Juggie chokes up and nearly cries.

-“I didn’t do it, Betty, you have to believe me”

-F.P get your act together your son is precious and beautiful and *breaks down crying*

-Archie thanks for helping out Juggie but what’s with the jelousy

- HEART BREAKS BECAUSE OF ALL THE SHIT JUGGIE HAS TO DEAL WITH

-yas Cheryl

-Oml wtf Jason’s jacket? Jughead’s dad??????? No??????????????

- I must re watch this. Immediately.
Shit Allen does #34

Screams “IT’S MY MOTHERFUCKING BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!” To everyone he sees today. Probably starts a food fight at his own birthday party. And set off all the fireworks at the same time.

(Also Happy Birthday to any and all America rp/ask blogs. No matter what version of America you are)

Right now I’m so tired and suddenly I have this headcanon where England tries to calms America by touching his junk.

I dunno you guys… it just seems that America can really be out of control and England just gets tired of his shit and just found a solution.

This is just me anyway… 

America, Canada & Germany: Asking their s/o for help looking for lost glasses.

America/Alfred F. Jones:
“Babe…?” America moved around the corner, stumbling on the loose carpet.
“Shit, I need your help…” He confessed, shame quite present on his voice. It wasn’t hard to figure out what he needed. After asking him about his lack of glasses, he hung his head.
“I can‘t find them…” He pouted, looking up to see your angry blurred features. This happened quite often, you usually ended up ordering him a new pair. But not this time, you try to soften your voice and mask the irritation.
“Have you brushed your hair today?” You ask, trying to be as subtle as possible. Inevitably he gives you a confused looked and clashes his hands to his head. Under his palms he feels the squished frames. A hardy laugh follows, he clearly doesn’t see the irony.
“Thanks Babe! You‘re the best!” He cheered, rushing over to hug you, with his glasses still atop his head.
“Alfr-” And of course, he landed on top of you, his weight sending you the floor. After a flurry of apologetic kisses he would help you up.    
-He now ‘misplaces’ them so he can fall onto you.
-You still order him spares, there’s like 50 pairs around the house.

Canada/Matthew Williams:
This dork would come literally stumbling down the stairs, hop up and feel across the walls. At least until he bumped into you, staring at him.
“Mattie, what are you doing?” Of course you’re confused, it didn’t seem likely he was this blind without the lenses.
“Oh thank God, I can‘t find my glasses, will you help me?” He begged, seeming so helpless.
“Okay, you check-” But there would be no need, for his sweet little bear rounded the corner. And in his jaws were the mangled wire frames.
“Oh…shit…” You leaned down and removed the pieces, bringing them to Matthew’s attention. He would thumb over his broken glasses, hesitant to get mad at the animal. Eventually he would look up at you. You could swear he was on the verge of tears.
“C-can you help me around?”
-He was like a lost puppy the whole day
-Burned the pancakes.
-He was a little grumpy after that.      

Germany/Ludwig:
Already flustered by the time he’d resolved to ask you for assistance, he’d huff out the question.
“Have you seen my reading glasses?” He crossed his arms, impatience saturated in his words. You of course didn’t know he had such a thing.
“N-no, I can help you look though.” You offer, hoping it wasn’t an emergency. Awkwardly Ludwig would run his fingers through his hair, brushing it back. He didn’t really want help, but he did need to see what he was reviewing.
“Ja, Danke.” He thanked you and rushed off, still ashamed of asking.
-Turns out Gilbert stole them to make fun of his brother
-Pretty sure his arm was broken during the fight
-But you got to see Ludwig in glasses, so I’d say it’s a win.    

America: England, you wanna eat some of this too?

England: Wha…? Is it okay?

America: Of course!

England: Well, thank–

America: *winks* So what do I get in return?

Me: NO YOU DIDN’T— AMERICA YOU DIDN’T, OH MY GOD IT’S HAPPENING

England: *blushes* K-keep it, you dolt!

America: Mind letting go of it then?

Me:

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I’ve got skills you wouldn’t imagine, if you know what I mean–  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[ask-cardverse-japan

sorry i cant draw birds lmao]

  • Me: *sees Space Gays*
  • Me: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

Lol but like RusAme AU where America dies from fighting Russia and in the end Russia’s just holding him close and he’s crying so hard

And all of the sudden Russia leans in - you expect him to whisper some romantic shit, maybe even regretting what he did or saying “I love you” or whatever

But no

He leans in and whispers into America’s ear

“Get fucking rekt loser see u in hell” 

SAI, Alfred, and Arthur. These are the ingredients chosen to (hopefully) create nice arts but Professor Dumb Shit Ohoh  (not so) accidentally added the extra ingredient to the concoction, ultra gayness
Thus, this picture was born! ((jesus, i’m sorry))

{The original pics of these babies right here (Alfie) and here (Artie)!}

I love Kilgrave.

No, I don’t romanticize him. I truly think he is gross, a psycho bully, a rapist. He make me feel sick and frightened. He is not misunderstood, he is what he is, a villain. A f*cking good villain. And I LOVE a good villian, a truly manipulative and smart villain. He is not a basic bitch, “oh poor little Kilgrave” and that shit -even when sometimes I want to hug him and then cry of panic-.
In my opinion, he won a place between the best villains of MCU.
Congrats David, you are one of the most incredible actors in the world *-*

PS: Luke is love <3 <3 And usually I don’t love the main characters -I love villains and secondary characters-, but Jessica is amazing.

Originally posted by devilmurdocks