what the f in jones is this shit

Alfred F. Jones??? nah what a jerk what a— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of photos of Alfred F. Jones spill out of jacket] w-what a fuckign asshole i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of Alfred F. Jones scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for a friend just listen

Arthur doesn't fuck around when tea is involved
  • *Arthur and Alfred are sitting in a cafe*
  • Random Person: God, I hate tea! It fucking sucks!
  • Arthur: ...
  • Alfred: oh god damnit
  • Arthur: yoU WOT, MATE?!
  • Alfred: fucking shit, arthur-
  • Arthur: DID I HEAR WHAT THE BLEEDING HELL I THOUGHT I JUST FUCKING HEARD
  • Alfred: please don't do this
  • Arthur: DO YOU KNOW JUST WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE REFERRING TO MATE
  • Alfred: deep breaths dude, everything is fine...and you just tossed that chair across the room didn't you
  • Arthur: DO YOU???
  • Alfred: arthur people are staring at us
  • Arthur: YOU DARE SHUN THIS ELIXER, THIS AMBROSIA
  • Alfred: why the fuck did I think it was a good idea to date you
  • Arthur: THE LIFEBLOOD OF BRITAIN HERSELF
  • Alfred: huh, and I thought you were a guy
  • Arthur: HAVE YOU NO IDEA OF WHAT AND BY EXTENSION WHOM YOURE INSULTING MORTAL
  • Alfred: mortal, what the fuc- fuck it you've lost it, jesus fucking christ if we had a cover it'd be blown by now puT DOWN THAT GUN ARTHUR THERE ARE CIVILIANS HERE
  • Arthur: APOLOGIZE
  • Alfred: welp, we can never come back to this town thanks Artie, you're the best, I have never literally felt like dying of shame before
So I’m lucky enough to find some clips from HetaMyu and I think this might be the best scene

I can’t really figure out what’s happening since I’m not too good in Japanese but I think England was teaching Japan how to, uh…curse with style. Yeah, like a ‘gentleman’ he is.

“Yeah follow me, buddy. SHIT! *fistbumps the floor or whatever he was doing lmao*

“….shit…..?”

Then England was like, “Dammit Nihon why so weak”

*omgthatface2cute4me

“Okay once again. SHIT!”

…….

Then suddenly,

*starts to siNG A RANDOM SONG WITH FREAKING METAL VOICE*

*SCREAMS OHW OR SOMETHING THAT SOUNDS LIKE THAT OMG HIS VOICE SO SEXY*

“Yes bitches y’all gettin’ a new Senpai in town tonight”

England’s face tho

And I kid you not Japan’s actor seriously had to hold in his laugh here. Well my cheek and stomach were hurting from laughing too so I know how you feel, Keeks.


And that’s it! So yeah, totally one of the most hilarious scene in the musical. Lmao these dorks acting crazy af here.

BONUS:

China spitting out Russia’s vodka lmfao

i HAVE TO INCLUDE THIS OKAY

Sexy pole-dancin’ France

Drunk ass grandpa scaring our lil’ sunflower lmao

[Alfred F. Jones voice] Ivan Braginsky??? nah what a jerk what a— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of photos of Ivan Braginsky spill out of jacket] w-what  a fuckign asshole i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of Ivan Braginsky scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for someone just listen

SAI, Alfred, and Arthur. These are the ingredients chosen to (hopefully) create nice arts but Professor Dumb Shit Ohoh  (not so) accidentally added the extra ingredient to the concoction, ultra gayness
Thus, this picture was born! ((jesus, i’m sorry))

{The original pics of these babies right here (Alfie) and here (Artie)!}

さんぱっく

Right now I’m so tired and suddenly I have this headcanon where England tries to calms America by touching his junk.

I dunno you guys… it just seems that America can really be out of control and England just gets tired of his shit and just found a solution.

This is just me anyway… 

America you loser
  • America: I can't find my glasses, so yeah, i'll be here without them today.
  • *Nation walks up to him*
  • America: 'Sup german broski, what's the haps
  • Britain: Germany's over here.
  • America: what. *Squints.*
  • America: uh, hey netherlands...?
  • Britain: No
  • America: What is up, Denmark?
  • Britain: No
  • America: ....swe-
  • Britain: Not even close
  • America: ...France?
  • France: I'm behind you
  • America: damnit
  • America: umm...Mattie?
  • Britain: He's sitting right next to you
  • Canada: Hi Al
  • America: Fuck!........Poland?
  • Poland: yo
  • America: YES!
  • Britain: GO HOME AND FIND YOUR BLOODY GLASSES
Shit Allen does #34

Screams “IT’S MY MOTHERFUCKING BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!” To everyone he sees today. Probably starts a food fight at his own birthday party. And set off all the fireworks at the same time.

(Also Happy Birthday to any and all America rp/ask blogs. No matter what version of America you are)

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I’ve got skills you wouldn’t imagine, if you know what I mean–  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[ask-cardverse-japan

sorry i cant draw birds lmao]

I love Kilgrave.

No, I don’t romanticize him. I truly think he is gross, a psycho bully, a rapist. He make me feel sick and frightened. He is not misunderstood, he is what he is, a villain. A f*cking good villain. And I LOVE a good villian, a truly manipulative and smart villain. He is not a basic bitch, “oh poor little Kilgrave” and that shit -even when sometimes I want to hug him and then cry of panic-.
In my opinion, he won a place between the best villains of MCU.
Congrats David, you are one of the most incredible actors in the world *-*

PS: Luke is love <3 <3 And usually I don’t love the main characters -I love villains and secondary characters-, but Jessica is amazing.

Originally posted by devilmurdocks

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