:o what if later on/a few days later Ivan walks up behind Alfred and starts to kiss his neck lovingly but then suddenly suplex's his ass like "WHO SHOULD TAP OUT NOW YOU SHIT STAIN." and Alfred just rolls his eyes amused like "Classic, ivan 😏❤"
and then the next day the battle continues, and while Russia is sleeping America climbs on his dresser and body splashes the hell out of him.
“1..2..3! AND THE WINNER IS, AND STILL THE WORLD HEAVY WEIGHT CHAMPION…. ALFRED F. JONES!”
and he runs out of the room with his eagle belt buckle screaming and screeching as an angry Russia runs after him in an attempt to spear his ass.