what the f in jones is this shit

russiawearslingerie asked:

:o what if later on/a few days later Ivan walks up behind Alfred and starts to kiss his neck lovingly but then suddenly suplex's his ass like "WHO SHOULD TAP OUT NOW YOU SHIT STAIN." and Alfred just rolls his eyes amused like "Classic, ivan 😏❤"

and then the next day the battle continues, and while Russia is sleeping America climbs on his dresser and body splashes the hell out of him.

“1..2..3! AND THE WINNER IS, AND STILL THE WORLD HEAVY WEIGHT CHAMPION…. ALFRED F. JONES!” 

and he runs out of the room with his eagle belt buckle screaming and screeching as an angry Russia runs after him in an attempt to spear his ass. 

nbhawke asked:

fandom thing: hetalia!

send me a fandom and i’ll tell you:

(im gonna go mainverse only)

  • my beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world fave: alfred f. jones my precious ray of sunshine…..
  • my trash-shit fave: romano tbh what a jerk. i love him. 
  • my I love to hate them fave: gil B) nah i just love poking fun at him
  • my I hate to love them fave: not really anyone?? 
  • my I wouldn’t piss on them if they were on fire non-fave: none
  • my I didn’t care about them either way at first but the fandom makes such a big deal about them now I can’t stand them non-fave: used to be prussia, but u just cant stay mad at him can u. oh, also davie
  • my I could take them or leave them kinda non-fave: norway, iceland, china i guess 
  • my I will go down with this ship and I won’t put my hands up and surrender, there will be no white flag above my door. I’m in love and always will be fave ship: Waiting for spring owns my soul
  • my dirtybadwrong fave ship: lmao same as above probably
  • my they’re cute together and I dig them but I’m not all that terribly invested kinda fave ship: habsburg family! oh gosh 
  • my I didn’t care about this ship either way at first but the fandom makes such a big deal about it now I can’t stand it non-fave ship: none
  • my MAKE IT STOP non-fave ship: haha…. britain/usa….

thanks for indulging me :>