- America: For the last time. I'm the united states. I'm not a colony anymore, I'm grown up!
- England: Just last year you couldn't elect a government official.
- America: Yeah so?
- Canada: Hey Dad can I have my independence?
- England: Yes, go make your old man proud.
- America: WHAT WHY DOES HE GET TO HAVE HIS?
- England: Because he's not a little shit, that's why.