what the f in jones is this shit

Alfred F. Jones??? nah what a jerk what a— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of photos of Alfred F. Jones spill out of jacket] w-what a fuckign asshole i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of Alfred F. Jones scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for a friend just listen

Arthur doesn't fuck around when tea is involved
  • *Arthur and Alfred are sitting in a cafe*
  • Random Person:God, I hate tea! It fucking sucks!
  • Arthur:...
  • Alfred:oh god damnit
  • Arthur:yoU WOT, MATE?!
  • Alfred:fucking shit, arthur-
  • Arthur:DID I HEAR WHAT THE BLEEDING HELL I THOUGHT I JUST FUCKING HEARD
  • Alfred:please don't do this
  • Arthur:DO YOU KNOW JUST WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE REFERRING TO MATE
  • Alfred:deep breaths dude, everything is fine...and you just tossed that chair across the room didn't you
  • Arthur:DO YOU???
  • Alfred:arthur people are staring at us
  • Arthur:YOU DARE SHUN THIS ELIXER, THIS AMBROSIA
  • Alfred:why the fuck did I think it was a good idea to date you
  • Arthur:THE LIFEBLOOD OF BRITAIN HERSELF
  • Alfred:huh, and I thought you were a guy
  • Arthur:HAVE YOU NO IDEA OF WHAT AND BY EXTENSION WHOM YOURE INSULTING MORTAL
  • Alfred:mortal, what the fuc- fuck it you've lost it, jesus fucking christ if we had a cover it'd be blown by now puT DOWN THAT GUN ARTHUR THERE ARE CIVILIANS HERE
  • Arthur:APOLOGIZE
  • Alfred:welp, we can never come back to this town thanks Artie, you're the best, I have never literally felt like dying of shame before

[Alfred F. Jones voice] Ivan Braginsky??? nah what a jerk what a— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of photos of Ivan Braginsky spill out of jacket] w-what  a fuckign asshole i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of Ivan Braginsky scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for someone just listen

さんぱっく

America: England, you wanna eat some of this too?

England: Wha…? Is it okay?

America: Of course!

England: Well, thank–

America: *winks* So what do I get in return?

Me: NO YOU DIDN’T— AMERICA YOU DIDN’T, OH MY GOD IT’S HAPPENING

England: *blushes* K-keep it, you dolt!

America: Mind letting go of it then?

Me:

SAI, Alfred, and Arthur. These are the ingredients chosen to (hopefully) create nice arts but Professor Dumb Shit Ohoh  (not so) accidentally added the extra ingredient to the concoction, ultra gayness
Thus, this picture was born! ((jesus, i’m sorry))

{The original pics of these babies right here (Alfie) and here (Artie)!}

America you loser
  • America:I can't find my glasses, so yeah, i'll be here without them today.
  • *Nation walks up to him*
  • America:'Sup german broski, what's the haps
  • Britain:Germany's over here.
  • America:what. *Squints.*
  • America:uh, hey netherlands...?
  • Britain:No
  • America:What is up, Denmark?
  • Britain:No
  • America:....swe-
  • Britain:Not even close
  • America:...France?
  • France:I'm behind you
  • America:damnit
  • America:umm...Mattie?
  • Britain:He's sitting right next to you
  • Canada:Hi Al
  • America:Fuck!........Poland?
  • Poland:yo
  • America:YES!
  • Britain:GO HOME AND FIND YOUR BLOODY GLASSES

Lol but like RusAme AU where America dies from fighting Russia and in the end Russia’s just holding him close and he’s crying so hard

And all of the sudden Russia leans in - you expect him to whisper some romantic shit, maybe even regretting what he did or saying “I love you” or whatever

But no

He leans in and whispers into America’s ear

“Get fucking rekt loser see u in hell” 

  • Arthur:Baby you light up my world like nobody else
  • Alfred:
  • Arthur:The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed
  • Alfred:
  • Arthur:*sees Alfred* oh shit jesus hi I was just you know singing a book why do you care it's not like I care if you heard me singing a book no what are you doing here WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME STOP JUDGING ME LEAVE ME ALONE
  • Alfred:
  • Arthur:
  • Alfred:*flips hair and looks at the ground pretending that he doesn't know he's beautiful*
  • Arthur:
  • Arthur:
  • Alfred:
  • Arthur:what
  • Alfred:k bye
Shit Allen does #34

Screams “IT’S MY MOTHERFUCKING BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!” To everyone he sees today. Probably starts a food fight at his own birthday party. And set off all the fireworks at the same time.

(Also Happy Birthday to any and all America rp/ask blogs. No matter what version of America you are)

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I’ve got skills you wouldn’t imagine, if you know what I mean–  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[ask-cardverse-japan

sorry i cant draw birds lmao]

I love Kilgrave.

No, I don’t romanticize him. I truly think he is gross, a psycho bully, a rapist. He make me feel sick and frightened. He is not misunderstood, he is what he is, a villain. A f*cking good villain. And I LOVE a good villian, a truly manipulative and smart villain. He is not a basic bitch, “oh poor little Kilgrave” and that shit -even when sometimes I want to hug him and then cry of panic-.
In my opinion, he won a place between the best villains of MCU.
Congrats David, you are one of the most incredible actors in the world *-*

PS: Luke is love <3 <3 And usually I don’t love the main characters -I love villains and secondary characters-, but Jessica is amazing.

Originally posted by devilmurdocks