what size am i

warm up before i start commissions :)c there was no need to draw percy ft. infant tyson but everyone’s on that Big Bro bandwagon so here i am (also what size are baby cyclopes??)

Same as the previous campaign but now transported to the far side of the world and on a mountain top. Having climbed to the peak we found an ancient temple and a LOT of harpies in the highest most chamber. We were holding out well at first, but it was getting progressively worse, and by this point we are in a LOT of trouble.

DM to my wife “…and that brings you down to 4 health”

Me OOC “Is there a way i can replicate what we did in that mine? I could cover you two with my body while bringing the roof down on the remaining harpies.”

DM looks at me with an expression of defeat “Yes, technically if you were to combine the ring with the Sorcerer’s Enlarge person it should work just fine, but dont forget she’s having really bad luck with her Wild Magic.”

During the last few encounters every spell cast involved her activating it with a range of effects from turning water to blood and her speaking with pink bubbles.

Me OOC “Ill risk it.”

Me: Activates my ring “Raji, hit me with Enlarge person then both of you get under me!”

DM rolls for Wild Magic, it comes, and then

DM “No, no no no, NO!” Keeps rolling dice and checking notes.

Everyone “Oh god, are we all dead?”

DM “Roll dex saves to get under her”

Everyone passes the saves as the DM goes to get a drink refill and a moment later comes back white as a sheet.

After a moment my wife asked what was wrong. “…that potion of hers is still active, she just turned off the ring.”

Me “Wait wait.. so.. what size class am i becoming?”

DM reveals due to their alterations to the potion’s ability to multiply the effects of spells being added to the imbiber in successive increasing amounts, the still lingering effects, as well as a wild magic cast of growth, on top of my ring AND the newly cast Enlarge Person. “Large, To Huge, to Colossal, to.. Titanic i guess.. i.. no its PAST that.. like EIGHT freaking classes effectively… your now HALF the size of the mountain. The biggest mountain… but like.. you are now a good 6 miles tall.”

The party had been laughing pretty hard as i pointed out that i still had an action left this turn.

Me “I stomp onto the mountain and leave a footprint, (Note i am not wearing boots.) and next to it ‘write my name was here.’ ”

The DM has pretty much given up at this point, “Okay! Okay okay, you demolished the mountain and in its place you leave… a mile wide Draconic pawprint… lake. Anything else?”

Me IC to the party sitting on me.. somewhere “Now THATS how you leave an impression!”

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different midnight new years kisses following up this post of mine

Send me a number
  • 1: Name
  • 2: Age
  • 3: 3 Fears
  • 4: 3 things I love
  • 5: My best friend
  • 6: How tall am I
  • 7: What/Who do I miss
  • 8: What time was I born
  • 9: Favourite color
  • 10: Favourite quote
  • 11: Favourite place
  • 12: Favourite food
  • 13: Do I use sarcasm
  • 14: What am I listening to right now
  • 15: Shoe size
  • 16: Eye color
  • 17: Hair color
  • 18: Favourite movie
  • 19: Favourite song
  • 20: Favourite band
  • 21: The reason I joined Tumblr
  • 22: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?
  • 23: Where am I right now?
  • 24: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?
  • 25: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?
  • 26: How often do I wear a fake smile?
  • 27: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
  • 28: What was the last lie I told?
  • 29: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
  • 30: What's the weather like right now?
  • 31: Do I have any nicknames?
  • 32: Can I touch my nose with a tounge?
  • 33: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me?
  • 34: Favourite animal?
  • 35: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?
  • 36: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?
  • 37: What is my favorite word?
  • 38: My top 5 blogs on tumblr
  • 39: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
  • 40: Failed a class?
  • 41: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
  • 42: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
  • 43: Been outside my home country?
  • 44: Been in airplane?
  • 45: Learned another language?
  • 46: Dyed my hair?
  • 47: Rode in an ambulance?
  • 48: Stalked someone on a social network?
  • 49: Do I like my handwriting?
  • 50: Am I afraid of the dark?
  • 51: Am I afraid of heights?
  • 52: What do I like about myself
  • 53: My closest Tumblr friend
  • 54: Any question you'd like?
Stay Alive
  • What Laurens says: I stay at work with Hamilton. We write essays against slavery. And every day’s a test of our camaraderie and bravery.
  • What Laurens means: This one time we fucked on G-Wash's desk while he was away and it's a good job these uniforms have scarves because I have a hickey the size of a potato
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I hope you appreciate him. Because there’s a whole village back in Wales who thinks he’s a hero.

I'm a hypocrite
  • Me: it doesn't matter what size I am people will love me for me!!!
  • Me: I will NEVER be liked unless I am thin I fucking HATE myself
  • ___________________________
  • Me: *sees bigger person* they are so cute!!! And chubby!!!! Fuckkkkk!!! *heart eyes*
  • Me: *looks in mirror* ew what the fuck is this gross fat pig

queenburd  asked:

im trying really hard to read the texts on the phone in that last pic, and all I'm making out is "okay" "(illegible from size) Need help" and "sorry". what am I missing here

nah that’s all I wanted to be really legible you aren’t missing anything but for the curious/willing to be hurt further [from end of Reigen’s message]- 

R: -for ramen! *dog emoji, ramen emoji, thumbs up* (29/02 16:56)

M: Okay. (29/02 17:00)

M: Sorry master, can you come? Need help. (01/03  21:05)

M: sorry (01/03  21:08)

Here’s a little five second transformation for all of you because I think it’s important to remember to love your body for how it looks and to not compare yourself with others. On the left i’m standing nice and tall and flexing my stomach, and on the right is me relaxed all squishy with cute little rolls. I have always carried a lot of skin on my stomach doesn’t matter what size I am and when I sit I it creates little rolls. I use to be really insecure about them and would hate even being looked at when I sat and I would check every time I sat down to see if they have gotten any smaller. I would look around at other girls who sat down and didn’t have rolls and really wish I had their bodies because I thought people would like me better or it would make me feel better about myself. BUT I have come such a far way from that mind set and honestly I am so happy with my body and I hope you are two! Remember that all bodies are different and you were blessed with this one, so treat it right and give it all the love you got because you only have one❤️