I once had a dream (a literal dream, not a wish) where I went to Middle Earth and got some minor, pretty useless magical powers (I think it was… like… cleaning powers? Or something? or that I could tell when people are lying or make premonitions or something but like, nothing major, all stuff that could just pass as life/personal skills), but I had the body of an old lady. So here I am, traveling around, and I make friends with Aragorn son and Faramir’s son, and we like… have to uncover and stop a plot to… unseat Aragorn from the throne? I think? Anyways, the most prominent thing I remember waking up is that here I was, spending tons of time around two hot, young guys who were my age in like… mental years, but considered me their ‘grandma’ because I was stuck in the body of an ancient, arthritic, grumpy and irate old lady.
Talk about a variation of the classic “girl falls into Middl Earth” fic that I should probably get around to writing someday lmao if only because that would make a glorious comedy/crackfic.