what she doesnt know will kill you

anonymous asked:

BODY 👏 SWAP 👏 TROPE 👏 Hcs for members switching bodies with another member for a day what would they do 👻 You can pick who switches with who ~ love you 💕

i am loving this freaky friday shit

Yoosung in Jumin’s body

  • suddenly sleep deprived gamer boy has to play head of a massive corporation for the day?
  • he hates it
  • FIRST OF ALL, he cant understand anything anyone is saying
  • he cant even enjoy all the luxury of being Jumin, he’s too busy answering confusing phone calls that he has to clumsily stutter his way through
  • “Mr. Han, did you look over the marketing teams newest proposal for re-branding products to better appeal to a wider range of potential clients?”
  • “um…yea it was good. sounds like a good idea”
  •  “excellent. when you have time today please email me with-”
  • “yea sure tell Jaehee and i’ll do it”
  • “Mr. Han, i think-”
  • he hangs up, and that happens a few times before he even gets to work
  • gets lost like three times looking for his own office
  • as soon as he sees Jaehee he runs up to her and hugs her
  • “Jaehee oh my god this has been the worst morning ever everyone talks like their 50 years old and i-”
  • “Mr. Han? i dont think this behavior is-”
  • he lets go and brushes himself off, clearing his throat
  • “ah..um..yes, of course. i’ll be in my office…..assistant Kang…”
  • tries to pull his office door open, discovering that its a push door
  • all day:

Zen in Jaehee’s body

  • first of all
  • he knew Jaehee was a fan but like….
  • not this big of a fan
  • he is both overwhelmed by how thankful he is to have so much support and…a little freaked out?
  • also, he thinks Jaehee is attractive but who are we kidding, when he looked in the mirror and saw not himself, he was pretty upset
  • also pretty disappointed in Jaehee’s fashion sense but thats another subject for another day
  • there is no way in hell Zen was gonna go play Jumin assistant all day, he would rather die probably
  • and Zen knows better than anyone just how desperately this poor girl needs a break
  • so he decides to have a little treat yo self day!
  • he goes shopping and drinks fancy starbucks coffee and even gets a massage
  • he even snags a few cute boys numbers
  • (which yknow….Jaehee doesnt really need….but anyway)
  • he isnt really giving Jaehee a day off by doing this
  • but at least the massage will leave her feeling good in the morning!!

Jaehee in Seven’s body

  • cleaning
  • just, so much cleaning
  • also leaving the house to buy groceries
  • then getting a violent reminder that Seven is a very busy person when his boss calls
  • he sounds so scary and keeps talking about a “hard deadline” and someone named “agent vanderwood”
  • isnt that Sevens maid or something….?
  • well, no one can work on an empty stomach. not even the defender of justice
  • when she returns, agent vanderwood is there but she doesnt know its him
  • probably goes all martial arts on him, thinking its an intruder
  • vanderwood is a trained agent so he fights back a bit before being like SEVEN WHatTHE FUCK WHY ARE YOU ATTACKING ME ILL LITERALLY TAZE YOU
  • “taze me? arent you here to clean?”
  • VANDERWOOD IS READY TO KILL
  • “just do your work, alright?”
  • “um…yea…of course….”
  • KEYBOARD MASHING
  • Jaehee has no idea whats going on but she knows how to make it sound like she’s doing shit
  • starts working on C&R projects at one point

Jumin in Zen’s body

  • first thing he does is wake up and chop his hair off
  • all that hair just gets in the way?? he hates it??
  • that will be a nice surprise for Zen the next day :)
  • he knows that Zen probably has rehearsal and stuff but he’s not an actor
  • and he has a more important job to do anyway at C&R 
  • uuuggHHHH why doesnt Zen own any NICE suits??!
  • spends Zen’s money on a 3 piece suit
  • much better :)
  • then he tried to go into work just, as Zen
  • so many people tried to stop and ask who he was but he just walked past them
  • theres no time to try and prove his identity, he has to start the work day
  • finally he gets to his floor, where Jaehee is working at her desk
  • “assisstant Kang, i will be working in Zen’s body today. please forward my massages”
  • JAEHEE IS AEUFGGKWBEKJNSDVIHSEFN
  • THATS ZENS VOICE
  • but?? is that zen???
  • so upset because he has to reschedule all his meetings for that day
  • “i cant meet with the board looking like this”

707 in Yoosungs body

  • TIME FOR SCHOOL, KIDS
  • he has so much fun being Yoosung
  • hates Yoosung’s laptop so much
  • he misses his high performance laptop
  • finds a planner with Yoosungs class schedule in it
  • Yoosung doodles all over his planner, thats so cute
  • alright, he has to do everything he can with his one day back in college
  • upon entering his first class, he finds they’re taking an exam
  • its calc 2 so he aces it, of course
  • you’re so welcome, Yoosung
  • acts like a total smart ass all day
  • after classes he plays LOLOL for like 6 hours straight
  • Yoosung is literally so lucky to have me inside his body today
  • (lolololololololol)
  • also does all of Yoosungs homework for him
  • thinks to himself all day wow Seven, you’re such a saint

THANKS FOR READING!!!! SORRY FOR PUSHING MY YOOSEVEN AGENDA ALL THE TIME

edit: i love you too
in a world where you have your true love tattooed on one wrist and your sworn enemy on the other, and you dont know which is which...

CINDER
-k so her wrists are obviously kai and levana
-and when she was little she thought Kai was some terrible person she would loathe bc true love could mean romantic love or platonic love or familial love and Aunt Levana would never hurt her!!! Right???
-So she would follow around Levana, trying to spend as much time with her as possible, bc she knew her and Aunt Levana would have the most incredible aunt-niece relationship ever.
-hahaha but post-almost being burned alive, Peony is obsessed with Cinder’s wrists bc Kai!!! Like the prince!!!!!!
-meanwhile Pearl and Adri scornfully remind her that Kai is a common name, its probably some peasant
-and Cinder tries her best to stay impartial. Her gloves not only hide her cyborg hand but her tattoos as well, and she actually forgets about them for a long period of time….
-and then she meets the prince. And oh shit. Ohhhh shitttt
-cinder isnt the best at romantic interaction, and she cant tell if that was flirting?? He probably hates her, shes a cyborg…
-and the mission to figure out whats on his wrists begins
-but why is he always wearing long sleeves??
-and the night of the ball, she finally sees one of his wrists! and it says levana. Oh dear
-so all of a sudden shes in jail and kai and levana are getting married and her place is quite clear…but why is levana the other name on her wrist?
-so what keeps cinder going, all throughout scarlet and cress, is that they have to be soulmates. Theres no other way.

KAI
-hes got Cinder/Levana
-and when hes a little kid and hasnt met either, he always kinda hopes cinder is the true love because the name just sounds so much…warmer
-then the whole arranged marriage starts happening and kai’s like…idk bout this…but the wrists dont lie…
-but then he meets cinder and its just!!! marry me!!!
-and then he realizes it…one of these girls is his sworn enemy…
-shit shit shit shit shit shit shit
-but things seem to solve themselves when Cinder is arrested and becomes known as a terrorist
-except levanas definitely not his soulmate? Bc most soulmates dont want to kill you…
-and so its an internal battle because besides the wrists he knows both have glamours powerful enough to control his feelings
-some nights he lays in his bed and just kinda cries bc he doesnt know whats real anymore
-but when they kidnap kai from the wedding and theres finally some time to talk to cinder, she shows him her wrists
-and theyre like “either its u and me or we re fighting to the death over levanas affection”
-so that becomes an inside joke of theirs, and kais always like “hahaha im winning” leading up to his marriage w levana
-but they act like in love idiots throughout winter bc they now theyre soulmates

Thats kaider for yall, imma do the other ships on other posts to avoid longness

so I showed my mom black butler characters

What do you think happened to him?
uhh… he doesnt look happy. something bad.
what do you think his name is?
…orca. because he’s blue.
his name is actually ciel, his name means sky in French.
that’s nice!!
his parents where killed in a fire, and he and his brother where captured and sold to a cult, then they used his brother as a sacrifice.
gasps that’s awful!!

this is his butler. what do you think about him.
is he his father figure? he must be if he’s protecting ciel.
…in a way. what do you think his name is.
….Jeffery.
….his name is actually sebastian, and he is the demon that ciel summoned.
gasp what!?
ciel uses his power to find out who killed his parents, and when he does Sebastian gets his soul.
wow.. such a price to pay.

this is mey-rin. what do you think about her.
…she must be the demons side kick.
nope. no one knows he’s a demon. she actually has super good sight and doesnt need a scope when she shoots
so she’s like… bad ass.

what do you think his name is.
… humfry.
…his name is baldroy, and he is an american soldier.
really? thats cool, so he’s like a body guard for ciel?
yes, in a way.

what do you think about him?
he looks good and pure… im probably wrong.
…in a way, his name is finny and he was tested on by germans.
gasps really!? thats awful!

what do you think her name is.
… is it milly?
her name is actually sieglinde, she is from germany and her mother binded her feet and made her think of a huge fictional world as reality.
….some parents are awful. did ciel kill them?
yes.
good.

what do you think about her?
are her and the other girl related?
nope, but they are friends.
ok, is her name…. lilly?
no, her name is elizabeth, and what do you think about her?
… she likes pink, and she is one of those girly girls.
shows her lizzy sword fighting what do you think of her now?
she hid that side because she thought he wouldnt like her, but im guessing this made him like her a whole lot more.
yeah.

ok.. what do you think his name is?
….billy.
……….his name is actually tanaka. he was ciel’s dad’s butler.
ooooh…

what do you think his name is?
is he a friend of ciel’s?
laughs NO! not at all, they hate each other.
…hmm… his name iiiiiisssss…. fred.
…his name is actually alois.
oh, i was way off. how do you expect me to think that?
well, he had a little brother named luka, and they where part of a village that bullied them so luka summoned a demon, to destroy the village.
…poor alois..
i guess, but, she actually grew fond of alois and started to take care of him. then he summoned another demon.
what!? why!? he already had another one!!
he wanted to capture ciel or something, its unclear because the writers are bad.
laughs

what do you think about him?
is he ciel’s father?
laughs no.
his long lost brother?
laughs more no!
…. ok, his name is Alfred.
his name is claude, and he killed alois. he was the demon he summoned.
what!? thats so rude!!
yeah everyone hates him because of that.

ok, what do you think about him?
is he another demon?
no. there are things called grim reapers.
ooooh… silver.
… his name is actually undertaker.

ok, what about him.
his name is billy and he takes selfies.
…close i guess, his name is ronald and he’s another reaper.
i thought he was a demon..

ok, what about her?
is she a demon? she must be the one that protected alois.
..no. she is another reaper.
ok, her name iss… rose.
her name is actually grell, and she is trans.
.. whisperes i like my name better.

Ok. last one, what do you think his name is.
….is he a demon?
no. he is another reaper.
rolls her eyes of course.
anyways, what do you think his name is?
his name is.. uhh… hm… his name iss…. Alfred.
….. his name is william.
ooh.
people become reapers when they kill themselves.
this story is dark, but if your into that…

anonymous asked:

So angst with rfa+v mc being dangerous (like Seven dangerous but more) like shes been chased by many countries and she has killed (if u want that lol) someone and then she decides to leave them. Like say she cheated on them (but didnt) or dont just love them anymore bc she doesnt want them to get hurt. No happy ending plz (but dont kill anyone plz)

Thank you for your request, i know you told that i couldn’t kill anybody, but i killed someone. I’m sorry, that was the ending i thought so.
But i hope you like it!

Yoosung

  • “Dangerous people don’t get hurt” This is what you’re trying to tell to yourself.
  • You’re too dangerous, and Yoosung is so young…With so many plans for his life.
  • He’s just an angel that deserves a bright future.
  • You can’t think about losing him, you can’t think about getting him hurt.
  • You can tell him the truth, but you know he’ll be by your side even by that. But you feel bad, he almost lost the sight of one his eyes because of you…
  • But now you’ll have to leave him.
  • You made your suitcase, and he saw you leaving “MC…Are you leaving?” He runs to you, with a confused yet set face.
  • You look at him, your eyes want to tear up, but you’re being strong, you just sigh “…I can’t be here anymore Yoosung…I’m breaking up with you.
  • “What…?” He froze, and then he got closer to you “Honey…Don’t say that! Why? We love each other…!” He’s getting closer, this made the situation harder than it was.
  • “…I cheated on you!” You yelled, and then you saw Yoosung, his eyes are filled with tears…His face just says one emotion: Sadness.
  • “…What…?” He said with a broken voice, you close your eyes, you can’t seem him like this, it’s too much…
  • After some minutes of silence, he said like a whisper “…We can talk about this…” He was reaching for your free hand, you just give one step away from him.
  • “No. I’m in love with that person.” He froze again, almost not believing it, you heard the horn of the taxi you called, and like that you run for it.
  • You heard Yoosung screaming your name, but you tell to the driver to go, you will not look back…You can’t…Your eyes are just filled up with tears.
  • You don’t know what’s going to happen with Yoosung right now…But you believe that he’s going to be fine…Nobody will hurt him…
  • This is what you believe.
  • Now he feels worthless, depress, because he believes he isn’t good enough for nothing.
  • He just can’t go further in his life…
  • Not without you.

Zen

  • Your story is sad to tell.
  • And you can’t tell anybody that, you fear for his safety.
  • What’s left in your life now?
  • Your love, Zen.
  • But you fear his safety…He has so many dreams ahead of him…He has already fought so much for them…
  • You can’t mess up his life, he has a great life ahead of him.
  • This makes you smile…Just to think about it.
  • Every day you’re more distant from him, and he can see it.
  • He’s making breakfast for you, coming earlier from rehearsals, just to be with you.
  • Nothing seems to change.
  • You can feel his sadness.
  • This makes your heart break…But it’s better to forget about this sadness…You need to leave him.
  • You were with the suitcase on your hand, you walk to him “Zen…I’m going away.” He was not so surprised by it, he was feeling you so distant from him…But his eyes are filled with sadness either way.
  • “MC…I don’t know what have i done wrong…Or if you need something…Please tell me…I’m your knight…! I can protect you!”
  • “…You always think you’re such a dream…But i’m seeing another guy…He’s better for you…Even in looks.”
  • Zen just froze, with tears in his eyes, this was your opportunity to go.
  • You had to say such things to him…It was so cruel…But otherwise he would be so in shock and he would stop you…
  • After you left…Zen just don’t feel the same.
  • Your words hit him every day…He thinks he wasn’t good enough for the love of his life…And to be honest…
  • He thinks he isn’t good enough for anyone.
  • He’s smoking and drinking so he can numb the pain…
  • But nothing seems to work…
  • Zen is finished.

Jaehee

  • You’re living a great life with Jaehee.
  • You helped her reach her dream, she is so thankful for that, and she is in complete love for you.
  • And you’re for her.
  • She’s just smiling too much, you can’t help but smile too!
  • But this has to end…
  • You were preparing to leave, Jaehee runs to you “MC?!You’re going on a trip without me?”
  • You look at her “I’m living my life without you.”
  • She looked confused “What?
  • “Jaehee…I’m not into you…Did you know what i mean? That was just for fun…A new experience that i didn’t like it…”
  • She looks really mad right now “What do you mean? We build a cafe together!”
  • “It would be better if we just kept being friends… I’m sorry… But now I can’t even be friends with you…It’s too weird.” You sigh and you enter the taxi holding back your tears.
  • You cried when the taxi goes.
  • Jaehee is angry…But also…She is broke.
  • She slowly comes back to her house, with tiny steps…She can’t believe that.
  • She sits on her couch, with a blank expression…Then she starts to cry.
  • And she cries all the day, she doesn’t want you in her mind,  but she still loves you so much.
  • She just works in the cafe and go home to cry…She wants to forget you, forget she is missing you…
  • This pain is too much…
  • She’s there in the cafe, with a broken smile, trying to hide all that sadness.
  • She thought she was going to live in eternal happiness because of you…
  • But she’s living an eternal suffering because of the same person.

Jumin

  • He is finally happy with his life.
  • He thought was satisfied with it, but now with you in it, he realizes the had a huge hole in her.
  • And now you made him finally happy.
  • But you can’t help to feel the blame when you think about how your life can mess his life.
  • His life was too cold without you, now it’s warm enough.
  • You know Jumin wouldn’t let you go that easily, it doesn’t matter what you say.
  • He would insist more and more, and he would want all the details to know why you’re leaving.
  • You know he would try to change everything you don’t like…But he can’t change your life.
  • Why you accept all this…?
  • You were gone before he could notice, you left a note, saying you needed to go…You wanted another life, another husband.
  • All lies.
  • Lies that he didn’t believe.
  • He pays who needed to find you, but nobody could.
  • He wants to feel your hand in his again, he wants to kiss your lips again, he wants to see you again.
  • That black hole that was in his life is back.
  • He doesn’t mind spending all his life searching you…Because he wants to find you.
  • You didn’t mess his life…You messed up him.
  • Jumin Han is destroyed…Because of a broken heart.
  • Who would think this was possible?

707

  • You should have been away from him when he said he was dangerous.
  • He doesn’t suspect you, you know how to erase your trace if from him.
  • Now you’re trying to do the same thing as he did in the past…Making him get away from you.
  • You wanted him to save you from this mess, but you don’t want to involve him in this.
  • You’ll fight on your on.
  • You were ready to go when Seven saw you with all those things, he runs to you “MC were are you going? What are you doing?”
  • You don’t say anything, while you were going to the door, he holds your arm, making you stay “Answer me!”
  • You look at him and then you sigh “I can’t live this life anymore…You’re too dangerous…Your head is messed up…!”
  • “What?” He gave a little laugh like he wasn’t believing it “…MC…My problems are in the past, we already beat all of them!”
  • “No…” You sigh “I just…Don’t love you…I mistake my feelings…I love 707…Not Saeyoung…Even if you want me to stay…I’ll go.”
  • Seven let go of your arm, looking at you, with a serious expression, he isn’t believing in any of those things you were saying “…I won’t let go of you…You can go now…But i’ll find you.”
  • You walk away, with a sad smile on your face…You wish he could find you.
  • But he doesn’t give up…He’s hacking any camera, anything, any files…He’ll know where you are…And why you were running from him.
  • But sometimes is too hard to type when the keyboard is too wet because of his tears that keep falling.

V

  • He was happy about this life with you right now.
  • Even if he is always terrified that he might lose you one day.
  • And this day came.
  • You know what V already suffers in his life, and another “lost” would be too much for him.
  • But you don’t want him to get hurt or killed because of you.
  • You’re too dangerous.
  • Your heart will sink, your happiness will disappear.
  • But you hope V will have a good life. You really do.
  • You have to go away…. This is hard, but you must do it.
  • Your things were ready to put on the taxi that was waiting for you.
  • V’s vision is worst, it’s more blurry than ever, but he could see your movement and that car outside
  • “What are you doing MC?” He said calamity, smiling.
  • You looked at him, sighing, your expression was sad, but you know he can’t see it “I’m leaving V.”
  • “….Leaving me…? Forever? But…I love you MC…” V didn’t even ask why, to be honest, he doesn’t know why you gave him a chance to be happy…It’s your right to take that happiness back.
  • “I just don’t love you anymore…” You could see tears falling from behind his glasses…You’re happy that you can’t see his eyes.
  • And you know if you stay there just a little more…He would make you stay.
  • So you took the opportunity and you enter that taxi…And then you go away.
  • V even asked Seven and Jumin to help him find you.
  • But all that effort was nothing.
  • He always says he forgot about you…And he’s happy that you’re finding your happiness.
  • He’s faking his smile to the other members, saying he’s ok.
  • He doesn’t know why he smiles. Maybe that way nobody will be worried about him.
  • But he is miserable now.
  • God knows that…
  • So he is hoping that God accepts him in heaven…Even if he’s shortening his life.
Jasper´s life sucks

>fighting from the day you were born
>your sisters are defective and disgusting by society´s standards
>but you´re perfect so let’s take you away from them to fight in the big fights
>rose quartz kills his diamond
>she wants to kill her, but in all of the war she never even gets to see her in person.
>the war makes her hate her own planet
>war ends and she didn´t avenge her mommy
>spends the next thousands of years doing jack shit
>a peridot forces her to go back to the home she hates
>well at least I can finally kill rose quartz and avenge my mommy
>turns out she shapeshifted into a fat human and doesn´t even wanna fight you
>you beat her and take her minions prisoners without resistance
>the fusion escapes and kicks your ass and breaks your ship, stranding you on earth
>ok but if i fuse with lapis i will kill them
>lol, nope. she traps you in a fusion of hell
>months suffering under the sea
>but then you finally start to enjoy it. finally something good for once
>nevermind the crystal gems just defused you
>you fall to the water and get left behind while the blue bitch gets to live life in a barn
>after a week of being underwater you finally catch up to her and you propose to her
>rose cock blocks you and the blue bitch punches you so hard you end up in the other side of the world

>starts planning an attack, collecting those gem monsters
>who knows what they are and who cares, im collecting them
>bring those ugly fuckers to your home and imprison them like rose imprisoned you
>show up to her house to impress rose, showing her army
>kicks the shit out of that ugly ass amethyst who deserves to die
>but rose can’t let me have anything good so she takes her gem away from me before i can shatter the ugly purple fuck
>fusion beats me once again
>ok but next time rose.next time….
>rose, the purple fuck and the peridot who brought you here show up to try to beat you
>whatever i can take them down
>except they fuse and fucking kick the shit out of you again
>at this point you´re suicidal so you decide to fuse with a corrupted gem monster so you can at least take them down with you
>Lol nope
>rose quartz offers you the deal she gave to lesser people
>you tell her to fuck off because she killed your mommy
>except she doesnt even know who pink diamond is
>the last moments of sanity you have is a sunken realization that the fat kid you´ve been searching is indeed just a fat kid and not rose quartz, and everything you have done for months is pointless

>months later your family ends up liking the purple fuck more than you

And if we go by what the trial implies:
>the killer you´ve been searching your entire life was framed and you´ve been serving your mother´s killers

Reasons to love Dragon Age Origins cast

You guys seemed to like the DAI one (for whatever reason)…

Which is here: http://lumi-chann.tumblr.com/post/152579171906/reasons-to-love-dragon-age-inquisition-cast

So heres more garbage below, if you feel like wasting your time :”)


Alistair

– Thinks Blight is like a party

– Until it actually goes wrong

– Thinks of his mentor like a father

HUG HIM

– (Actually you cant.)

– Wow game, you are an asshole

– Is really sweet and precious

– And a dork

– Stfu Alistair you know I´m right

– Just wants to be accepted and not made fun of

– Says the sweetest things and makes non single women compare their boys to him probably

– Compares you to a rose

– „Why cant he be real???“

– Bish, he is too good and innocent for this world

– Afraid of responsibility

– Like #relatable I get you man…

– Doesn´t want to be the king unless you tell him to „go for it boo“

– Loves dogs but would probably deny it.


Morrigan

– Much sarcasm

– Some of the smartest dialogue

– Can make you look stupid without putting effort into it.

– Could also kill you

– Changes into animals

– But her true form is still the best

– You probably like her outfit one way or the other

– (Cant believe hers is the only concept art that made it into the game…)

– Likes jewelry

– And deserves all of it.

BECAUSE SHE´S A QUEEN.

– Makes fun of Alistair.

– And everyone else

– But you just can´t hate her

– Hates love

– Until you romance her

– Holy shit she´s great at it then.

– But the ending hurts.

– It´s okay, she´ll be back

– Protect her from her mom


Zevran

Ohhhh boi, here we go

– That accent

– It makes even the straightest people go gay for him

– Smooth as fuck and he knows it.

– Thinks he doesnt deserve to be loved

– Is actually a precious cinnamon roll

– „I feel terrible and I wish to cry. May I rest my head in your bossom“

– Sure why not.

BUT WHY DOESNT HE ASK THE WARDEN FOR THIS

– What do you mean I´m playing as a guy. This guy has love to give for everybody

– Flirts with everyone, it´s great

– Tattoos

– Ugh that accent is still great

– Actually the most loyal romance tbh

– And cares about you

– Like a lot.

– So much so that if you die, he doesnt love anyone again.

– Deserves all the happiness


Lelianna

– Wants to help

– Because she had a dream about the end of the world

– Thinks the god sent her to help you

– Actually believes it

GASP „SHOES!“

– Likes your hair, even if you´re fukin bald

– Sweetest

– And her voice is sweet too tho

– Asks about your current boyfriend/girlfriend

– Best sis you could ask for.

– Doesn´t wantto kill anyone

– Not even an assassin sent after her

– Or the person who sent them.

DONT TELL HER TO.

– Doesnt want to be like her ex and wants to move on

– Loves you

– So so much

PROTECT HER


Sten

– Doesn´t like you

– Or anyone

– Or anything

– Haha got you. He actually is the sweetest later on.

– Calls you „kadan“ how cute is that dude

– Tol but precious

HE LIKES KITTENS AND FLOWERS

– Also took cookies from a boy because he didnt want him to get chubby

– Played „I spy“ with himself while waiting to either starve or get eaten

– Sad because he lost his sword

– „WHERE IS MY SWORD“

– He named it „Asala“ which means „soul“

– Has cute dialogue with your dog

– Literally so clueless but so smart you cant understand him if you tried

– Makes you sound dumb for asking questions

– „I should have stayed in that cage“

– So done with you.


Oghren

– Holy fuck a dwarf

– Finally

– Tough little badass

– Dont call him little though

– Could kill you

– So drunk

– Worst dwarf ever, it´s great.

– Actually the best cause his town is full of assholes

– Probably drunk all the time and if he stopped hed be like „how did I get here“

– Loves the surface tho

– „It´s sodding great. No one has any idea who you are or what you´re doing“

– Love him

– „That dog. Sodding thing took my pants“
– Oghren, you´re wearing your pants

– „BUT THE DOG DOESNT KNOW THAT“

– Loves his wife even if she did bad things. And left him. And cheated on him. And went crazy.

– He´s too good. It´s sad

– But is still a smooth mofo with Felsi

– Let him be happy.


Shale

– Calls you an „it“

– How does this not insult me

– Has a „nickname“ for everyone

– Is a rock

– jk, is a golem

– Trolls everyone

– And hates squishy things

– And pigeons

– And anything that has feathers and wants to take a crap on her

– Gives no crap herself

– Actually genderless

– Don´t question it

– Too good for you

– Wears crystals into fights

– LIKE A BOSS

– Also has a boner for Sten

– You know it´s true

– Also makes you look stupid, its great


Wynne

– Ayyy mama of the group

– Nah, she´s actually pretty cool

– And saves your sorry ass whenever you take her along, admit it

– Was a healer before it was cool.

– AND BACK WHEN HEALERS EXISTED IN THIS WORLD (I´m looking at you DAI)

– She´s too good, even Oghren and Zevran tried to go for it

– Scolds you about your relationship, but then later on totally ships it

–  Asks Alistair if he knows where babies come from

– Like, Wynne why

PRETTY DARN SASSY

– Could probably tell you anything about wine


Dog

– Is a dog

Happy bark

Disapproving whine

– Could tell Zathrian was a (semi) bad guy before we could

– Just wants to play

– But ok, am i the only one who is afraid to take him along sometimes?

– LIKE WHAT IF HE GETS HURT?

– MAMA WARDEN ISNT READY FOR THAT

– Actually makes Morrigan break her tsun act for a few moments

– Is a tsun himself kinda

– But loves you above all

– Protect him


Im here again to write my unnecessary thoughts. I thought i should not write, because most things are so obvious that we dont even need to talk anymore. My post has a salt in it. But dont worry im respectful salt. It is so long, i dont know if people read it but write it anyway. Continue:

Which way is the Wind Blowing?

1.Jeanne, Onyx Captain, Alessand

It is Jeanne De arc, saint that lead everyone in the past so many times , saint that can lead everyone to right way. Her son, her only light taken from her. She cant just sit like this anymore. But also it is people’s respectful saint that should have been lead everyone all this time. Whats triggered her is that her sons death, not many others. Jeanne isnt to blame, but Jeanne showing her desire just any others do. Even in Genesis, she thought her Gods abandoned her and manipulated by her own hate and become Demon. But different from that time, she is fully in her control but same thing is that she is still controlled by her own desire. Question is if there is glimpse of her light returning again, does she still gonna be act around like this? Does she maybe abandon everything because her light revived again? So many people believe in her, she cant fail them. But also her choosing another decision. No matter whats the result it will be choice that human character would do. It is understandable.

I loved this scene a lot. I know it is just small dialogue for Onyx captain. Just for that line alone, i thought about every situation in this series. “ We are up against humans.” It show cased Onyx Captain not pleased about the fact that humans are fighthing with each other. As if it is so unnecessary because he is living and fighting for the future of Mankind. But now they are fighthing with each other for freedom and live. It is so ironic that what they were trying to do for Mankind bring more destruction. Especially for the Mankind itself.


It is Alessand, i loves to talk about him too. I want more traumased Alessand, The thing is it seems he dont know about many others might suspect him. If  he did know others already suspected him he would have already broken. Since in his deepest part, he know that he fucked up. Alessand will face to face Jeanne de Arc, the person that once he was respected. The person that his reason to join the soldiers is now in different side, here to kill him. It is more interesting when Alessand now become captain of Orlean Knights, the knights that Jeanne once lead. And Alessand took that position killing her son. 

2.Kaisar and Jeanne

I have seen that or predicted many would blame Kaisar for this decision. But it is Kaisar we are talking about, it is expectable decision from him. Kaisar is the one who believe in Coexistence, Kaisar is the one who understands every sides. What a kind hearted he is, and when he shows up his side more. He is here to blame, because he is trying to stop Jeanne from killing Charioce? It is not about Kaisar stop Jeanne because he cares about Charioce or anything. Kaisar respects Jeanne, he cares about her. But why do you think he is trying to stop her? it is because his character ruined? Nah, it is his nature, it is his character. He knows the consequences. He knows what he is trying to do. Stopping Jeanne has many reasons. But all we care is his character ruined? 
Whats Kaisars meaning to stop Jeanne: 1. He cares about Jeanne, he doesnt want her to make her hand dirty again. 2. He believes in Coexistence, it is same as Azazel do reckless things in the past and Kaisar tried to stop him. 3. Jeannes rebellion filled with more revenge and others suffering, it will bring more destruction. 4. It is what Kaisar do always, try to stop people who is doing reckless things. 5. Coexistence, coexistence - the conversation between Charioce and Kaisar. Do you believe in Coexistence? Do you still believe in Coexistence? Kaisar believes it and he will do. He is doing what he always did. It is nothing new, nothing happened with his character ruined or such a thing.
No matter what Kaisar says Jeanne is already determined about her decision, this world already took her light away. It doesnt matter who has done. Since all she knows about is that Charioce was trying to kill Mugaro, thats all she care now, thats all reason that she need know. Reckless yet understandable decision.

3. Favaro, Charioce and Nina

So many of us predicted that Charioce is trying to slay Bahamut, or did know that he will, around episode 18, 19 spoiler.  

Nina my dear Nina, you know whats so brilliant about her she is unique character and yet she is very human. Also she has a role to play as a main heroine, who protects everyone and who burdens everyones desire. But thats not the case, Nina is heroine of her own. If she has still role to  play love and hug, thats what she will do, If she has role to play protect and care people who around her, thats what she will do. Slaying Bahamut, Bringing Coexistence is not Nina’s fate nor her things to do. You know who knows that more than anything. It is Favaro, Favaro understands Nina more than anything or anyone. Just like what he did to Amira, his important ones. Favaro is very strict and smart, he knows the consequences and whats happening around him. He is not dumb but also just because he was trying to do something for his important one is not called his character ruined, but show casing his character more. Nina was determined to stop Charioce in recent episode. But as soon as she faced with that, she cant control her feelings. Because Charioce is important one too. 


He wasnt resisting, it was as if he is admitting that he deserve this. Because he has done cruel things, no one can deny, even he admits about it. Dying by Ninas hands maybe the one thing he want. Dude talk a bit. I mean i know you suck at talking, but people need your answer. Old dude is mvp, he give us so many information. Also i dont think Oldman justified all their actions, it is just Favaro and many others needed answer, so he told about their reason. It is not about justify thing, it is about understand thing.  I love understand word and meaning, but it seems we all have too much different insight. 

“We needed a King who possesed incredible mental fortitude”. I totally loved this oldmans word. Not only he told about what we were always thought about Charioce but also told about “King” position. King is here for people and their Kingdom. Not for himself but for people. To make something better, to make something different. They needed “King” who covers their plan and actions. Charioce is not human who feels something for them but King who has a duty to fulfill something. 

What a suicidal creature you are? He seems to program himself that  I have been born for this, and die with this fate. And it also connects with oldmans word “King who possessed incredible mental fortitude”. He is already decided this fate, he shouldnt waver, he shouldnt regret for his decision also most importantly for his subordinates, for him it seems he is not human to feel but weapon to slay and be statue called “King”.

It is all about ruined character again. I mean, why would Favaro change just because he was seeking answer from Charioce? He never defended Charioce, he never justified Charioce’s action. Even in this scene, he only needed answer for Onyx captains recent act and Mugaros death. Not the things happened in the past. He dont know if Charioce ordered to kill Nina, which Charioce thought Red dragon was enemy until he realises it was Nina. Problem is we know that Charioce didnt take his orders away, we know that. He didnt take his orders away, because of his orders that we have this outcome. And Favaro was seeking answer to recent events like Onyx captain tried to kill Nina and Alessand killed Mugaro. Look at all of this from characters insight and position. Favaro didnt cared things that happening around Charioce. Ever since Kaisar wanted him to cooperate to all of this, he was concerned about Nina, because as a teacher, as an important person, it is his duty and what he always did. I dont know why it was so surprising for us that thinking his character ruined. When it is Favaros’s nature and character. 

Do you think Favaro will let it go, if Charioce slaying everyone? He needed answer for Nina, and he took the answer he seek by himself for Nina. Favaro is a character that would say “I dont give a fuck about world or unnecessary things happening, but i wont back down if my important people or many innocents are suffering.” Favaro didnt justified Charioce, he knows what he did more than anyone. But just because he give ease for Nina, he is now ruined? We know that he wont just sit there. But also dont want Nina to suffer. Because thats he care now more than the world itself. 
No one is justifiying Charioce, no one will forgot what Charioce has done. No one can erase what Charioce has done in the past. No one can forgive what Jeanne has done, or Azazel has done too. Past will never change. Past will not forgiven and forgotable. No matter whats the reason or how characters has changed. They cant change the past.

So that characters like Kaisar and Favaro are not justifiying all these things but just make all of things to change it better way. They are characters who sees the Tomorrow and the Future itself. It is just whole understanding things going on. Conversation between Kaisar and Charioce are still has its meaning through out the series. Do you believe in Coexistence? It is not about forgive and justify actions of someone, but think all possibility. You dont have to forgive and justify others to understand about them. Just for that alone both Kaisar and Favaro will never forgive Azazel what he has done. But they let it go, because it will bring them nothing. Their fathers not bring up just because they are in pain. Matured characters that sees World differently. See the tomorrow and believe in the better Future.


 Tomorrow 

not yesterday.

Birthday Surprises

I loved writing this one. Its in my top five.

Happy Reading Dollies!!




It was the day of your 23rd birthday and you couldnt spend it with you Old Man. Happy was in prison for 18 months on gun charges.
Looking at the clock, nine am. Rubbing the sleep from your eyes. You heard a knock at the front door. You grabbed your pistol, and slowly walked to the door. Peeping out the peep hole. A guy with flowers.
“Can I help you”. You asked.
“Umm, I have a flower delivery to a Y/N Lowman”.
You opened the door, there was two dozen purple, green, blue and black roses. Your favorites.
“Thank you”. You said as you took them from him and walked back in side.
There was a note. “Happy Birthday Y/N, I’m sorry I cant be there to give you birthday sex. To kiss my favorite lips on you also to kiss those plump lips that taste like cherry lip glose”. You laughed. “I wanted to spend the day in bed, tangled and sweaty. Then I would make you stay in bed and make you lunch. Some more sex and a nap, so you would be ready for a fucking bash at TM. After partying and drinking we would go to the dorm and have incredibly dirty sex”. “But we cant and I hate myself for it”. “I just want this day to be special to you and for you not to be sad”. “I love you Y/N Lowman and I cant wait to be in your arms and in between your thighs”. “LOVE Happy aka your Daddy”.
You wiped away a tear, he planned this before he went in. God, you missed him.
Looking back at the clock, it was almost ten now. Have to get dressed and go to work.
Pulling up to TM, you saw Gemma with balloons and a cupcake. “Happy birthday sweetie”.
“Thanks Gem, you didnt have to do anything”.
“Nonsense, now blow out your candle”.
As you blowed, your one wish was for Happy to come home.
“What you wish for”?
“I cant tell you or it wont come true”. You laughed.
She shook her head, giving you your cupcake, balloons she hugged you and you walked to the office.
Sitting everything down, you dived right into work. You were so busy you didnt see the van pull up and a guy getting out.
“Excuse me, is there a Y/N Lowman here”?
“Uhh, sorry yeah thats me”.
“These are for you”. He said as he handed you three gift boxes.
“Thank you”.
You opened the first. It was a very beautiful neckless that had a crow with a thorn crown . The second was one of your favorite movie Suicide Squad with a neckless of Harley Quinns Daddys Little monster. The third had another note. “I hope you like the neckless, Baby girl”. “It will look great”  "i know you love that movie, when we saw it in theaters you couldnt stop talking about Captain Boomerang and El Diablo" “I know you have a crush on them, I’m good with that as long as you take that lust and use it on me”. Now to the big gift, I want you to wear it tonight to the club house. Gemmas throwing you a party and she said she would take pictures of you". “I’m sorry I cant be there to tell you how fucking sexy  you look or to make you late to the party, looking so flustered, your hair out of place and your make up alittle smeared”. “I love you and I want you to have a good time, I told Chucky to watch over you and to limit your drinks so some asshole wont try something”. “Have fun and I cant wait to see you”. “LOVE Happy”.
You had the biggest smile on your face, you still couldnt believe this. Opening the tissue paper, you held up a strapless black dress. You had mentioned this dress to Happy two months before he went in.
Not waiting for tonight you, slipped on the dress. It fit you perfect, showing your curves off and your crow tattoo in the middle between your breast that Happy designed himself.
With your dress on, you went back to work. Time passed fast as you looked at the clock it was four thirty and close to quiting time. Finishing up papers, you got a phone call.
A Unknown number. “Hello”.
“Happy Birthday Sexy Mama”.
“HAPPY”! You screamed
“WOAH quite down Baby Girl, your going to get me in trouble”.
“I miss you so much, I cant wait for you to be home”.
“Me too, I cant wait to get you in bed”. He grunted.
“Hap, we wont make it to the bed room. When I see you I’m taking you right there and then”. You moaned.
“Fuck girl, so you liken that dress”.
“I am, it shows everything you like”. You smiled devilishly
“I bet, I cant wait to get my hands on you”. “They are never coming off of you again for so long”.
“Good, you better never leave me again”.
“I wont, listen baby I gotta go”. “I love you”.
“I love you too and be safe”.
The line went dead. You were so relieved to hear his voice. Knowing that he was alright.
After you talked to Happy time just disappeared, Gemma came an told you that it was closing time. She also told you that there was a surprise in the clubhouse.
Walking in you saw Gemma, Tig , Tara, Chucky and a few others. They all had party hats and confetti throwing it at you.
“Guys, you didnt have to do this”. You laughed as you dusted the confetti from your hair.
“We couldnt let your birthday go by with out having a little party”. Tig said.
“Thank you guys, it means a lot that your all here”.
“Lets get this party started”.
The music bumping, the drinks flowing and Chucky watching you like a hawk. It was a great little party.
“Hey Y/N come sit down and put this on”. Gemma handed you a blindfold.
“No strippers Gemma, Happy would freak out”. You laughed the alcohol kicking in
“Just sit and wait, what Happy doesnt know wont kill him”. She walked away.
Putting on the blindfold a song was playing that you knew very fondly. It was Happy and yours rough sex song. Gangsta by Kehlani. Letting the music in, you moved you body back and forth.
You felt someones hands on your shoulders. Feeling nervous you pushed them off. Someone pulled you up and made you sit down on someones lap. You wanted to run but the smell had you confused. It smelt like Happy. Slowly taking your blind fold off. Blinking to get use to the light, you saw Happy. “HAPPY, your home”. You wrapped your arms around his neck and kissed his face all over.
“Easy Girl”. He grabbed your head, kissing your deeply. His tongue demanding entrance, you melted to his taste.
“I’ve missed you so much Baby”.
“I’ve missed you even more”.
“You look super sexy to night”.
“Thank you, I have a very amazing super great husband that gets me”. You kissed him
“You deserve more and you’re going to get it once we get money coming in”.
“I just want you and a dance with the birthday girl”.
“Lead the way Little Girl, its your day you can do what every you want”.
“Hhmm, what every I want”. “Thats a dangerous game your playing Mr.Lowman”. You grinned
“I like dangerous, so I’m playing all night, make that all my life”. He grabbed your hips bringing you closer.
“Welcome Home Puddin”. You laughed.
“Happy Birthday Daddys Little Monster”. Kissing your lips.

i said i wanted to go off so im gonna

a lot of people are saying it was wrong for ian to humiliate tana (i dont think he even did and the only reason people are attacking her is cause she made that dumbass video of herself lying to everyone) but no one had anything to say when he humiliated leafy and basically ruined his career. also saying that shes super young and she doesnt deserve it is a bunch of bull. im the same age as her and i know not to lie to a shit ton of people online and i know not to tell someone to kill themselves - ESPECIALLY right after one of her subscribers committed suicide that day. like what kinda fucked twisted example is she trying to set for her young impressionable fans? and then when the videos of her dropping the n word surfaced she acted like she didnt know what it meant and that she was only 13. she was 16-17 in those videos and i can tell you right now that i knew what that word meant by the time i was 14 and so did most people. i get not liking ian for using the n word but if it effected you so bad why watch him in the first place? we all knew what we were signing up for when we subscribed. also if youre gonna leave ian then you might as well leave joji and max too cause they use the n word themselves. if anyone wants to know i can go more in depth as to why tana is a shitty person but this post is already long and idk how to do a read more rip

anonymous asked:

imagine if while all of the drama of the werewolf au is going on some of the other neighbors start noticing (like, Hugo sees his son is going out more and coming home embarrassed, but less irritated, Mary's twins are also interested in getting information on Damien, Amanda is half-interested in scheming since Lucien may have livestreamed a double not-date)

Hugo walks into his son’s room to tell him dinner is ready and Ernest is just screaming into a pillow and Hugo can see his ears are bright red. Hugo tries to ask him what he did that day and Ernest turns red before mumbling out “nothing” which is much more tame than his usual, irritated “nothing YOU’D understand, old man”. 

Hugo casually mentions if Ernest had seen Lucien that day and Ernest SCREECHES and chokes on his food and looks like he’s about to have a panic attack like “WHY WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT DO YOU KNOW” 

Hugo is so worried hes just,,,, “He missed class yesterday and doesnt know we have an essay assigned”
“o-oh,,,,i’ll uh,,,let him know”

Mary rambles to the kids abt how her friends are big dumb idiots who can’t talk about their Feelings. The twins try to get the two into goofy romcom situations by locking them into rooms together. They also frequently ask Damien if he’s ever killed anyone while in wolf form and it Distresses him

Amanda, like mary, thinks theyre all idiots and shes LIVING bc its like reality television. Badboy loner dating the maybe werewolf goth guy? Goth guy’s punk son and his not-boyfriend trying to keep the werewolf secret? Amazing. Its hilarious. She asks Lucien to keep livestreaming everything because this is how she’s gonna spend her weekend nights from now on.

On the downside it means that the whole school thinks Lucien and Ernest are actually dating bc a good portion of them follow Lucien and word starts to spread. It’s nothing malicious it’s just extremely embarrassing. That’s probably how Hugo finds out, or gets suspicious of it, and then it means that Ernest and Lucien have to keep up the game at school so word doesn’t get back to Damien about the lie.

Ernest wants to yell bc why is it so easy for Lucien to just DO THOSE THINGS all the time. Lucien, on the other hand, thinks Ernest is adorable, esp when his face gets all red and his voice gets all squeaky and high pitched from how flustered he is. Lucien may or may not forget abt the werewolf thing bc hes too busy pressing kisses to Ernest’s cute face.

The other dads notice Damien and Robert spending more time together and just kinda “ooooo” *wink wink nudge nudge* and keep congratulating them  

*Night Terrors* Newt x reader

◘ irlus asked:

MOAAH ANGST TO SPARE: Reader holds a very dark past (can be wtv you want) that haunts her every now and then. She has a nightmare rampage for several days but she keeps them abay. One day she wakes up crying and newt races to their room to se what’s going on (he busy working inside his case). She doesnt tell him anything and he respects that but secretly kills him not knowing what this is.

You hold your wand in your shaking hand as you point it at the innocent wizard before you.

“Do it!” Your aunt hisses; her eyes gleaming with a sick and twisted glimmer as she stared at the innocent victim begging you to release them.

“I-I-I can’t…” You reply. Tears in the corners of your eyes as you feel your legs begin to weaken beneath you and your heart fighting with your mind on what to do.

Of course you want your family to love you, but if it means going against what you know to be right, you just aren’t sure if you want it. 

“P-please….” The man looks up to you, his red teary eyes begging you to spare him. You don’t even know who he is. 

“Do it!” Your aunt hissed again, this time louder. You shudder at her yell and as you look in to the man’s eyes, apologizing, you shut your own and with a weary and broken heart shout, “Crucio!”

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Crazy/Beautiful

Hooking up with Happy was the best decision you’ve ever had. You meet him at the police station. You were being booked for sitting your ex and his house on fire and he was being booked for wearing gang colors..
Meeting his family for the first time was nerve racking.“Hap I think I’m gonna throw up”
“Little Girl, they will love you”. He kissed you forehead
Seeing all his brother looking at you made you want to run and hide. They didnt know much about you.
“Hey brother”. A blonde young guy shouted.
“Thats Jax hes our VP”. Happy grabbed your hand.
Jax and Happy hugged. “Y/N is it, nice to finally meet you”. You shook his hand.
Happy introduced you to every brother, old lady and family friend that was around.
“So how did you and Happy meet”. Gemma the presidents wife asked
“We meet in jail”. You said as you bit your lip
“Why where you in jail”? She sat up straight and looked you in the eyes.
“Umm, I sat my ex on fire”.
She laughed “He cheat on you”.
“Yeah with a high school girl”.
“Wow he likes them young huh”?
“That he does”. “I was 16 when we got together, he was 28”.
“How old was the girl”. She asked as she lit a cigarette
“I think 15”. You took a swig of your beer.
“I would have done the same thing”.
“Thats not the worst part, she got pregnant”.
“What the hell”. “I hope he got arrested for that shit”.
“He did after I got ahold of him”.
“Shit girl you’re crazy”. “You’ll fit in great here”. Gemma laughed
You laughed nervously along with her as you looked for Happy. He was with Chibs and Tig.
“So Hap how did you and Y/N come together”. Tig asked
“Jail, she was there for arsen”.
“Woah we got a fire child on our hands”.
“Why she sittin fires”. Chibs asked
“It was to an ex and technically she sat his house on fire, he just happen to be inside”. Happy grinned.
“Your proud of her aren’t ya”.
“Kinda, at least I know she can take care of her self”.
“She’s a crazy girl, she’s just like you Hap”. Tig laughed
“Nah, not like me”. He looked at his bottle and saw it was empty.
“Gonna get another, yall want one”?
“Nah we’re good”.
Happy walked past you and kissed your head.
“Happys a good man”. Gemma said.
“He’s beautiful man”. You said as you watched him walk inside.
“Beautiful is a strange word for a killer”. Tara sarcasm made you angry.
“Your married to a killer, whats the difference”?
“Aleast mine doesnt get tattoos of those he killed”.
“Listen you little bitch, some of those tattoos are for helping Jax out”. “Remember with he had to help Jax find you”. “He earned those because of you”.  You yelled in her face.
“Settle down ladys”. Gemma held her hands between the two of you.
Happy must of heard the coversation. He came over and grabbed your hand leading you to his bike.
“Shes the VPs old lady, you cant do that”. His tone made you want to cry.
“I was defending you, she doesnt like you”.
“Its fine that she doesnt like me but dont get in her face and say that shit”.
“She basically called you ugly and a horrible person”. ‘You just want me to ignore that"?  You said raising your voice.
“Yes, Y/N I am a horrible person”. “I have done some fucked up shit to people”.
“You’re not that person to me, you are a beautiful man that I love”. You shroked his cheek with your thumb
“The guys say your crazy like me”. Happy pushed your hand away.
“I am”.
“No your not, not like me”. “You have your own special kinda crazy”. “One that I’ve never seen before and I love it”.
“Your my kinda crazy that I didnt know I needed in life”. He pulled you in and kissed you like he never kissed you before.
“I love you Beautiful man”.
“I love you Crazy woman”. Happy said as his kissed you once again.
We were met for each other. Like Joker and Harley Quinn but with out the violent relationship. We were just violent to other people.

Same Genin Team/Same Age AU headcanons (part 1)

○ I imagine that Kakashi looks down on Sakura at first because she’s emotional and physically weak and honestly not a very good kunoichi. He doesn’t really pay much attention to her at first but he does get irritated by her and he starts telling her everything she’s doing wrong like “shinobi don’t wear perfume” or “shinobi arent supposed to show emotion” every time she cries. He’s sort of like Sai in that he’s really blunt and tactless with her when she does something wrong. Of course she gets really irritated by him whenever he tells her what she should be doing because “Nobody asked you Kakashi!”. Kakashi also gets annoyed by her constant attempts to show off/flirt with Sasuke
○Kakashi acknowledges Sasuke as someone on his level and vice versa; they actually dont bicker that much because of their similarities. When they compete with each other it usually ends with Kakashi beating sasuke much to Sasuke and Sakura’s chagrin. Sakura is usually the one who starts dead conversations when they’re on missions, along with Naruto.
○ As a sensei, Naruto sees himself in Sasuke and Kakashi a lot because of their tragic orphan backstories lmao, and while he cares about Sakura, she usually gets put on the back burner for them.
○Naruto has more trouble with Sasuke because while both he and Kakashi can be arrogant brats, at least Kakashi doesn’t call him a dobe or insult him outright. ○Naruto also worries about Sasuke because of his strong desire and desperation for vengeance. While Kakashi has all the same angst, Kakashi channels it into being a smart ass stickler for the Shinobi rules because of what happened to his father.
○On one of their missions, they get into trouble and Kakashi is left alone with one of the enemy nin while Naruto and Sasuke are fighting the others. Being the cocky kid that he is ,kakashi tells Sakura to run away with the client because he got this. ○So Sakura runs away with the client but Kakashi was wrong and hes overpowered and completely worn out. Sakura, hating herself for not being able to help them, comes back to get Kakashi. Just as she arrives, the enemy nin is about to attack Kakashi fatally and Kakashi is so tired and slow, she pushes him out of the way but ends up taking the blow.
○She wakes up a few days after being close to dying. Naruto hugs her and tells her she was brave but also to never do that again and that she and kakashi should have waited for him to come and defeat the one enemy nin, even Sasuke looks slightly worried about her. Kakashi doesn’t say anything to her really except, “I could have handled it.”
○Sakura is pissed off, of course. After the incident, Kakashi competely ignores her presence and it irritates her more than anything. She eveN tries to be nice to him but even that doesn’t work. And she thinks,“Whatever, Sasuke is here anyways so I couldn’t care less about that asshole.” But compared to Sasuke, at least Kakashi talked to her, even though it was mostly him being a smartass.
○ So she tries again and asks him straightforwardly,“What the fuck is your problem??!!!” because he should be thanking her for saving his life and stuff not being a prick. And he tells her,“You shouldnt have come back for me. Because of that we failed the mission.”
○And Sakura cant help but feel so frustrated and angry to the point of crying, but also lonely because, for once she thought that she had finally done something useful to the team after saving Kakashi and she doesnt get him at all or why she’s so bothered about him ignoring her. Naruto sees her and talks to her, explaining what happened with Kakashi and his father and how his dad killed himself
○Sakura confronts him one last time and shouts,“You idiot! You’d really put a stupid mission above your own life?!” And she screams at him that she doesnt regret what she did at all and that she’s not going to say sorry for fricking saving his life and hes going to have to deal with it because “your life is way more important than a dumb mission, dumbass” she starts bawling. Kakashi looks at her stunned, partly bc he doesn’t know what to do with her crying so much but mostly bc he didnt even think she cared that much about him or anything other than Sasuke. So he awkwardly pats her shoulder to comfort her, feeling remorseful for ignoring her
and being a tool to her because of his own feelings of inadequacy. she hugs him, crying on his shirt and its so awkward but he cant help but feel a little moved and they spend a long while just like that. Kakashi apologizes and she says its okay and she teasingly says “you know for a genius, you can be really stupid.” And he frowns but she laughs at her own joke and his heart skips a beat at the sound and after a few more awkward moments, Sakura makes him swear not to tell anyone about this because shes incredibly embarrassed but she excuses it by saying “I wouldn’t wanna get Sasuke-kun to get the wrong idea.”
○and so the next time the team meets up, Naruto notices that they made up and they still bicker but its more teasing now, mostly from Sakura because she realized its actually pretty fun to tease Kakashi. Kakashi doesnt particularly enjoy the teasing or the annoying way that hearing ,her laugh makes him feel weird in a not so bad way.

thephoenixmythosfamily-deactiva  asked:

The one post you made about still being ableist even if you're disabled has been tripping me up on memory lane, lol. I once knew a guy who texted me while drunk and basically whined he couldn't get a gf (yeah, he was my ex but that's not important). The part of the conversation that killed me was the fact that he was whining about this girl not liking him because, and I quote, "She's a wheelchair user too, so she should love me!" I kid you not! -Ryan

god people like this piss me off!! disabilities can be relatable and its comforting to aee others know what youre going through.

but it isnt a hobby, or a character trait, its a disability, just because two people are disabled doesnt they HAVE to fall for each other, what the fuck is this fault in our stara bullshit.

cameronpost  asked:

okay but alec and lilly as bros is my aesthetic

YES YES YES

  • Alec asking her to babysit Max??? Shes surprised af but PRETENDS to be nonchalant about it. A shadowhunter asking a vampire to babysit their child? Pffff, totally normal. Happens all the time. 
  • Sometimes Lily visits at the same time as the Lightwoods, and she calls Robert “Bob”, and when he corrects her about it she’s just like “Shh Bob, I’m trying to talk business with your son, you can go do something useful for a change”  
  • Lily sending Alec messages during official clave meetings??? 

“Lightwood your progenitor is insufferable”
“He’s not that bad…”
“who the fuck is that person anyway”
“thats my Parabatai actually”
“well he’s also insufferable”
“….I know”
“your sister is kinda cute though”
“that’s not my sister”
“my bad, some of you shadowhunters look a lot alike.”
“Lily please stop pulling faces, Maia is gonna kick your ass if you make her laugh”
“not my problem I’m naturally hilarious. Also tell her to text me if she has anything to say” 

  • Drunk!Lily calling Alec in the middle of the night and he gets so worried??? Maybe she’s in trouble or something happened, but when he picks up she’s babbling about some girl that turned her down and that had never happened to her before??? Is she losing her touch??? It takes Alec twenty minutes to calm her down, but he doesn’t care too much because nobody apart from his siblings had ever told him about their personal problems, and its kinda nice to know Lily trusts him enough. 
  • Lily sends Alec selfies all the time, but she rarely gets any on return. 
  • She probably downloads Snapchat on his phone, and sends him pics of ketchup and blood alike stuff like “oh man I was so hungry” followed by a pic of herself pulling a horrified face “Wrong number!!”. 
  • LILY TRYING TO TAKE ALEC CLUBBING ALL THE TIME!!! She pouts when he reminds her that he has a son to take care of, sorry
  • Magnus completely betraying him and reminding him Isabelle is available that night, and that he should definitely go out with Lily
  • ALEC AS LILY WINGMAN
  • “Huh yeah my friend over there likes you, you should um, talk to her” and then, lower “And be nice to her or just for you to know I could kill you with my eyes closed” 
  • They have movies nights every now and then because Lily can’t believe Alec knows crap about pop culture??( “Magnus what are you for if not to teach young Lightwood here about pop culture??” “I did my best, sue me”)  
  • Obviously the first thing they do is watch every single Twilight movie. 
  • “ I’m glad you don’t do that” Alec smiles when Edward steps into the sun “I have enough glitter in my life already”  
  • LILY DEMANDS MAX PICTURES ALL THE TIME 
  • Of course Alec complies. The reason she doesnt let people see her phone? She has TONS of baby pictures. 
  • MAX CALLS HER AUNTIE LILS B Y E 
  • Lily has always hated that nickname, but let’s him use it. Magnus uses it once and he still has nightmares about the glare he received from her 
  • “Just for you to know, Lightwood” she tells him one day over coffee after they have solved a particular hard case that had taken them hours “I’m expecting your next child to be named after me”. Magnus splutters on his cup, because Max is barely three, they’re not having another kid that soon, thank you very much, but Alec nods solemnly and replies “ Sure. You will have to fight Isabelle to death for it, but okay” 
  • LISTEN LILY CONVINCING ALEC TO DYE HIS HAIR TO MATCH HERS ONCE 
  • It stays for like a week but it was awesome 
  • Sometimes she talks about Raphael with Alec, because he’s a really good listener and always knows what to say. 
  • LILY MAKES ALEC TAG ALONG FOR CONCERTS!!! So far they went to see Halsey, Taylor Swift, and Years & Years. Alec had never listened to any of them, but he loved some of the songs. 
  • “Truth to be told, I only brought you because I need someone tall with broad shoulders, and Maia doesn’t like Taylor Swift” “Why would you need-” and then Lily hops on his back. She pulls his hair during some songs because “I just know you’re judging this song, stop being a pretencious asshole and SHAKE IT OFF”
  • Every time Wildest Dreams comes up when they’re together, she points at Alec and sings at the top of her lungs “He’s soooo taaalll, and handsome as hell, he’s so baaaad but he does it so wellll” 
  • Jace shaking his head when Lily comes into conversation because “I honestly can’t understand how you’re friends with her. She’s so scary and intimidating” everyone agreeing while Alec looks directly into the camera like the office because he literally just received a text from her saying “LOL look at this cat video” 
  • Funny cat videos!!! They send each other those all the time. 
  • Lily kidnaps Chairman meow every now and then, sends Alec pics of both of them with sunglasses (he rolls his eyes, it’s 22PM) and lots of emojis. 
  • I JUST NEED A SERIES ABOUT ALEC AND LILY BEING BROS

What cracks me up about this episode is the random people and their reactions to Bellamy being so desperate to find Clarke. They haven’t seen the kids in four, five months and so much has changed. And then there’s Bellamy, the cadet from the Ark, desperate to find the golden princess. It’s so funny to me, because these people don’t know the origin of their relationship? And then first that Earth Skill teacher witnesses Bellamy’s smile as soon as he talks about what a nerd Clarke was on the Ark and he probably makes a note to himself ‘Cadet Blake and Clarke Griffin: friends. What an odd combination.’

And then the episode goes on and Bellamy gets more desperate and we have people as Monty’s mom and Pike(?) witnessing his utter devotion to Clarke. 

And Pike literally has to stop him from running across a field, probably getting himself killed, just to get to Clarke. And he adjustes his note: ‘There’s something more going on there than friendship.’ Because yes, friends also want to find their friends, but not in the way Bellamy wants to find Clarke. 

Monty is Clarke’s friend. “I want to find her too.” And that’s the exact difference, he knows it’s smarter to go to the cave and wait for the Ice Nation to pass; he still has the ability to think his actions through. But Bellamy goes beyond that. He can’t let Clarke die. He can’t explain the whole reason himself, other than that they need Clarke. He needs Clarke. And he thought Roan would kill her, so to hell with his own safety: his princess comes first.

And when Bellamy went undercover for Clarke (again) Pike probably freaked out about what an idiot he is and Kane and Monty probably looked at each other like ‘nothing new tbh’.

And then when Bellamy lost Clarke they all just go

You can literally see her go ‘Poor guy. So close to saving his girl only to be ripped apart again.’ Because let’s face it. If you fall in between their relationship in a moment like that, there’s no way you think they’re just friends. The logical thing to think is probably ‘fuck they’re so in love’. Bellamy’s reaction probably reminds Monty’s mom of what she went through the first months after Monty’s dad died a hero’s death. The fact that she couldn’t do anything about it crushing her, just as it was crushing this boy as well.

Kane has known for ages that Bellamy loves Clarke. Hell, it probably got more and more clear in the three months that we’ll never get to see. But the thing is; Bellamy probably doesn’t even know himself. He knows he needs Clarke, but up until now it wasn’t clear to him how much. The thought of losing her kills him, and he’ll die trying to keep that from happening. 

And the same thing goes for Clarke. Roan isn’t a fan of the title Wanheda, and her legend being told as if she were some kind of God (’looks like the great Wanheda is human after all’). But Clarke is still a fighter, and Roan knows it. Yet when he has a knife to the boy’s throat, she shows the same desperation that Bellamy showed all through the episode. And she’s scared to death. She wasn’t scared for her own life when Roan first captured her, but she’s scared now. Bellamy represents her old life, who she used to be, he represents her home, her sanity. And more importantly: Bellamy is one of the most important people of her life before Wanheda. And she begs Roan not to kill him, and with one look Roan knows that the 18 year old girl behind Wanheda loves this boy, and that she’ll be true to her word if he doesn’t kill him.

I’m sorry but if you still think Bellarke is purely ~platonic~ you seriously need to look up what that means, because while their relationship might not be romantic, it sure as hell isn’t platonic either.

unpopular opinions
  • i think cas has overstayed his welcome on the show. i loved his character in season 4/5/6, but after that, it began to feel like the writers were only keeping him on the show because they didn’t want to upset the cas/destiel fans. he doesn’t seem to have a place in the story anymore, and it’s like they’re just coming up with random things for him to do to keep him out of the main plot half the time. they should have killed him off after 7x02 “hello cruel world”. 
  • i never saw the appeal with charlie. i wanted to like her, but it felt like after her introduction episode, i just lost interest in her.
  • i hate gabriel. like im not even gonna get into why because i thought?? he shouldn’t?? have been a likable character anyway???? i was genuinely surprised when i joined tumblr and found out ppl actually like that asshole. and dont even get me started on sabriel… if there is one ship in this fandom that doesnt make sense to me, its sabriel. like at no point on the show did they have chemistry, and sam hates gabriel (with good reason). i dont understand it.
  • i HATE claire. they went down the wrong route with the way they reintroduced her character. you know what would have been a cool way to reintroduce her character? after her mom left to search for jimmy and her grandma died (as happened in the show), claire started researching, looking for a way to kill angels. she would get her hands on some holy oil, learn a couple banishing signals, and start tracking down a couple lower-rank angels, which she would then trap and interrogate for information on castiel, the angel who broke her family apart and stole away her father. she’d get herself an angel blade from one of the angels she captured, and, after learning that castiel was with the winchesters, kill her way to cas. personally, i think that would have been a much better way to bring her back.