since i’m on a sugar baby phase imagine a plot where a college student is absolutely PAMPERED by annoymous guy. all he asks in return is to be remained mysterious, occasion nudes, & all the attention he craves. she’s all too willing to give it for the pretty penny he’s offering. but her birthday comes around & he surprises her with a trip to see her favorite singer / actor with vip access / meet & oh hold a second, how does he know my name ??OH MY GOD YOU’RE MY SUGAR DADDY!!
hey just a not so friendly reminder that tomorrow is December 14th aka the day they may take net neutrality away which will lead to us having to pay for this shitty ass website & will see the demise in small businesses and a more fractured education system as well as other impacts but we still have today to TEXT RESIST TO 50409 AND SEND A LETTER TO YOUR CONGRESS MEN!!! YOU CAN USE YOUR SCHOOL ADDRESS IF YOU DONT WANNA USE YOUR OWN. Y’ALL THIS IS SO IMPORTANT. A MILLION VOICES WILL BE SILENCED AND MILLIONS WILL BE LEFT WITHOUT AN OUTLET WHICH COULD LEAD TO A DRASTIC RAISE IN SUICIDES. WE CAN NOT LET THESE DUMBASS WHITE, OVERPOWERED MEN WHO HAVE EVERYTHING THEY DONT NEED WIN BECAUSE THEY WANT ~MORE~. TEXT RESIST TO 50409 AND LET YOUR VOICE BE HEARD. THIS ISN’T JUST ABOUT THE INTERNET. THIS IS ABOUT STAYING CONNECTED.
“Remus!” Sirius threw himself into his arms. Remus gratefully wrapped his arms around him, embracing his lover in a hug to make up for all the ones he had missed in their two weeks apart. But Sirius broke away too quickly. “Fuck you.” He said. His eyes were bloodshot and angry. Remus was taken aback. “What? Siriu-“ “Fuck you!” Sirius whipped out his wand, though he didn’t exactly know what he intended to do with it. Remus raised his hands in surrender. “Si- Padfoot, you’re drunk,” he attempted to grab Sirius’ wrist but he pulled away sharply. “Let’s not do anything rash-“ “Rash? You’re talking to me about rash?!” Sirius’ voice was beginning to raise and Remus’ heart rate began to climb. Sirius could be uncontrollable when he got angry. “Leaving me here! For weeks on end! God knows what you’re up to, having shitloads of fun I suppose, considering how fucking long you stay away from me-“ “Sirius, don’t-“ “No! Let me speak!” Sirius gestured wildly with his wand and a few red sparks erupted from the end. “You have no idea how hard this is! Stuck in my parents house, when I left here at fifteen I thought I’d never return, I hoped I’d never return, and here I am, and I don’t even have my boyfriend for company?” Tears were welling up in Remus’ eyes and the image of Sirius was becoming blurred. He thought this must be a good thing, because he couldn’t bear to watch Sirius look at him with such contempt. “I’m locked up here, literally, for ages, no word from you, not even an owl sent with a fucking bar of chocolate so I know you’re okay and not dead or captured or being tortured!” He said all of this very fast, and it took Remus a moment to process it all. Sirius seemed to break. He collapsed on the bed and a dry sob erupted from his chest as he buried his head in his hands. Remus was beside him in an instant, cradling Sirius as he knew he should have been doing every night he undoubtedly woke up in the night from horrible dreams in this godforsaken house. “I’m so sorry,” Remus’ tears were falling into Sirius’ hair as he clutched him as close as he possibly could. “It’s just - so - h-hard…” Sirius’ breath caught in his throat as his chest shook with another sob. “Shhh, I’m here, it’s okay,” Remus didn’t know whether he was comforting Sirius or himself more. “I hate it here, Moons.” Sirius said quietly, then punching the bed with a shout and sending more sparks out of his wand. “I know. I’m so sorry. Fuck, I’m sorry.” Remus didn’t know what else to say. He knew Sirius must resent him for it. “You should go to sleep, let’s sleep off that firewhiskey, okay? You’ll feel better in the morning.” “Will you even still be here in the morning?” Sirius’ words were harsh and biting with dark humor. Remus bit back a sob but he couldn’t stop the tears from flowing. He suddenly felt as if he was too close to Sirius. He pulled away sharply and they sat a few feet apart, on the bed in silence. Everything in the room was a sick reminder of everything Sirius had tried to escape, and all the things Remus had inadvertently subjected him to. Remus hated himself for it. Nothing was more important than this. The empty bottles and candy wrappers on the floor sent pangs if guilt through the werewolf’s heart.
muse a is what they call “the wall”. no matter how well you may think you know them, no matter how well you may make them smile or laugh, you’ll never truly know the real them, due to the wall they have up. muse a has always been closed off when it came to relationships — they didn’t believe anyone could actually see themselves with muse a in the long run, even if they had every single trait they had been looking for. after failed attempts of relationships, muse a had began to get better and better at going from the dumpee to the dumper. like clockwork, muse a just got out of another relationship, one to where it lasted far too long and they bump into muse b, a free-spirited and loving character who never settles, who never gets into relationships and for some odd reason, muse a wants a relationship with muse b in someway and somehow, they were determined to have it — whether it meant risking being hurt once again but, how can you hurt when you’ve become numb to it, right?
the question that everyone has regarding a break up, is can exes really just be friends after a break up? muse a and muse b had dated for years, knowing every little detail and every habit they had about one another. muse a was this driven and perfectionist of a person, but they always knew how to have a good time — whereas with muse b was always getting in some type of trouble. despite the odd pair, their relationship never went through the ups and downs, they barely ever argued and overall, the two always mentioned how well their relationship has always been — it wasn’t until muse a began to feel like muse b was going into a horrible route in their life with almost getting arrested, talking to people disrespectfully, getting drunk every other day. they were turning into someone muse a didn’t really know anymore and it didn’t make muse a feel any better or safer being with muse b, which ultimately led the two to break up. however, due to their long status of their relationship, muse b has been reaching out, asking and hoping for muse a to at least give them a chance at friendship, but — muse a is now that person asking, can the two really just be friends?
being in an on and off relationship, muse a had always been wrapped around muse b’s finger. the two would fight, break up, make up and repeat and everyone knew the routine of the couple. muse a would fall for muse b’s flashing smile and their heartfelt words that led to them getting back together, even though muse a knew they didn’t actually mean a single word. wanting their relationship to work, muse a tries and has tried everything there is but, muse b makes it clear they could careless of the effort. after looking back at all the fights and all the tears that muse a had to deal with thanks to muse b, it’s a surprise to everyone and to muse b, when muse a finally puts their foot down and begins to worry about themselves again, they start ignoring muse b’s phone calls, home visits and eventually drives muse b over the edge and makes them reevaluate what’s truly happening and tries everything to get muse a’s attention again.
muse a and muse b had always been the best of friends. the two always were together and nobody or anything could get the two apart. it wasn’t until muse b was offered a job somewhere across the country, and without much thinking, muse a begged them to not go — finally admitting their feelings, muse b agreed to not leave, and without thinking turned down a job that could have changed their life forever but, like every cliche movie, they were blinded by a confess they believed would end happily. after a few months, the two began to fight more often, which led to random outbursts, or one leaving without speaking a word or trying to fix things. the sexual connectivity was there and sadly, it was the only thing keeping the two together. muse a started to feel emotionally disconnected while muse b could only blame muse a for dragging them behind and keeping them from their dream. it was a best friends gone lovers turned into strangers, and that was something they had always wanted to avoid, no matter what may had caused the two to start feeling disconnected to one another.
muse b is the big shot around campus, known for their charm, their families’ fortune and of course, their player antics. not only are they top of their class, but they are also a top athlete. instead of the cliche, shy muse a falling for the popular muse b, how about muse a is a transfer to said college, and not only are they also known for their charismatic and outgoing personality, but they are also a top athlete. with being said, the two are introduced during class, muse b is up to their old little habits, answering each and every question that the professor throws at them, until they get one wrong and is out shined by muse a, who frankly is, smirking and making it seem like they are taunting muse b for their mistake. it turns into a feud almost, who can answer more questions, who can drink the most beers, who can out fuck the other — little did they know, they have a lot more in common than they truly thought when muse a finally asks muse b on a coffee date, which is where the real tension begins to show.
i watched around 60+ buzzfeed videos to do this but here it is : an assorted sentence pack of shane madej quotes from buzzfeed videos other than buzzfeed : unsovled ! there’s plenty of buzzfeed : unsloved memes going around so i thought it nice to shed some light on other things shane has said in other material . feel free to change any pronouns in anyway you’d like !
❛ i feel like i’m in the fourth dimension !❜ ❛ am i yelling ?❜ ❛so when do people wear this ? when they sleep ? when they make love ? ❜ ❛i’m so glad this isn’t cake ! ❜ ❛this was my favorite toy . forever . ❜ ❛this is so much better than cake .❜ ❛ i eat to live but i don’t live to eat . ❜ ❛ here’s to a great week of being sludge buds . ❜ ❛ hey , look ! there’s some vomit on the stairs … and here’s my dinner !❜ ❛ i’ve been eating muck since tuesday . i’m … sad ? and kinda delirious . ❜ ❛the other night i was falling asleep and i just started thinking about bread . ❜ ❛ some bread is airy , some bread is , like , cakey … what was the question ?❜ ❛food is great . don’t ever take food for granted , it’s the best . ❜ ❛because i’m a fun guy and i know how to party . ❜ ❛where’s all this liquid go ? are we filling up like balloons right now ? ❜ ❛alright , i’m stepping away from this situation . ❜ ❛what have you done ?! your blood ! your precious blood ! ❜ ❛all that for a banana ? ❜ ❛i’m gonna look like seacrest after this . ❜ ❛i don’t pay attention to my face . i know it’s here . ❜ ❛dancing little ice globes , dancing across my face . ❜ ❛this is everything that i want forever . ❜ ❛we’re gonna get snails put on our face , for some reason . ❜ ❛do you mind eating this asparagus and then peeing into this cup for me ? ❜ ❛meet me in the studio . bring your cup of pee . ❜ ❛i don’t know why we did this , because you can’t smell it , but , i assure you , it’s revolting .❜ ❛ i’ve climbed a whole bunch of ladders . whole bunch of stairs . vertical ascension , i’m pretty good at it .❜ ❛i don’t think i’m scared of heights . i’ll find out when i get to the top .❜ ❛i worked very hard to be this tall !❜ ❛i’m just here ‘cause this is the stuff they make us do .❜ ❛i feel like it’s eating my skin but in a good way .❜ ❛well , you know , we do whatever we want around here .❜ ❛i imagine it’s going to be someone towering over me and telling me , very loudly , that i’m not trying hard enough ‘cause i probably won’t be .❜ ❛at the end of the day my goal is to remain alive .❜ ❛it’s about what i expected which is pretty rough .❜ ❛it was one of the low points in my life but , once again , entirely worth it .❜ ❛he looked like he was gonna throw up a couple times . to be fair , though , i also almost threw up .❜ ❛have you ever seen a head more ready to get a snake put on it ?❜ ❛you know , sometimes you hear people breathing in your ear but very rarely a snake . ❜ ❛i could have done that for like four or five more hours .❜ ❛right now i look like shit but , ten minutes from now , i’m gonna look like ryan seacrest !❜ ❛holy cow , those are brows !❜ ❛now i understand what furries are all about .❜ ( singing ) ❛who’s a milky piggy ? me ! me ! me !❜ ❛i don’t wanna see that in the mirror ever again .❜ ❛hey , i’m the world’s biggest soup fan ! that’s what i’m trying to say here .❜ ❛ well , only twenty eight more minutes of this . so i’m going to die .❜ ❛this is all natural , baby !❜ ❛if you just imagine a root beer float but without any moisture . that’s what you’re about to experience .❜ ❛definitely thinking outside the box , and that’s respectable . maybe they should start keeping it inside the box , though .❜