what rocket launchers are good for

A crown has arrived in Los Santos. Not just a crown of course, a whole array of finery, gold and jewels and an ornamental sceptre, even a smaller secondary crown, but the true prize in the collection is clearly the extravagant domed affair, huge, bejewelled and topped with a hefty gold cross. It’s for a show of sorts, a traveling display of some ancient European royalty, and it couldn’t be a more obvious trap if the Fake’s had received a personalized invitation.

Los Santos doesn’t have a big arts scene, doesn’t have fancy museums or cultural influences; to bring so much wealth to the city, the crime capital of the country, to roll it right under the noses of the self-proclaimed royalty of organized crime and publically advertise its arrival is so laughably on the nose it can only be the LSPD’s latest pathetic attempt at a sting. An embarrassing police endeavour to draw the FAHC out, ludicrously obvious and yet, despite all reason, it’s working.

It might be offensively over the top but there are, of course, two members of the FAHC who live for offensively over the top, who can’t even focus on the obvious jaws of the trap, knowing all too well that the bait is poisoned but unable to help being hooked anyway. Geoff and Gavin, the big boss and his most ostentatious little snake, both lost the second there were crowns on the table, both shiny eyed and hopeless, full of longing as their hurricane of plans tips into the utterly preposterous.

Gavin keeps making puppy-dog eyes at Geoff, begging and pleading and carefully explaining exactly why he deserves to be the one who wears the big crown; everyone already knows Geoff’s the king, he doesn’t need it, and anyway it just wouldn’t suit his look at all. Geoff is batting off every argument, some with considerable difficulty but he’s determined to hold out, heart set on keeping the absurd thing for himself. Half out of affection, half out of desperately placating bribery Geoff’s instead promising Gavin the slightly smaller, more classically spiked crown; the fine filigree diadem obviously the lighter of the two, easier to wear and arguably more pretty, still obscenely ornate and look how gold it is Gavvers come on.

Boss and conman aside the rest of the crew aren’t quite so blinded by the frankly insulting attempt at a trap. Except, well. Except that they kind of are, in their own ways.

Jack and Lindsay spent a whole morning tracking down sources, ensuring that while the display was fake the actual items were authentic. And boy, the LSPD didn’t go halfway in their bid for stupidest plan of all time – not only is everything certifiably real, it’s worth an actual fortune. They aren’t kidding themselves about fencing the crowns, it’s important to be aware of one’s weaknesses and sometimes that means acknowledging that you work with egotistical children, but there is still more than enough extra gubbins in the display to make such a wildly ill-advised heist worth considering.

Ryan, Michael and Jeremy aren’t particularly hung up on the money end; it’s always nice, sure, but honestly the FAHC hasn’t been strapped for cash in a long, long time. These days the jobs they do tend to have some other purpose, amusement or revenge or displays of power with monetary gain a secondary factor, definitely not sufficient to barrel headfirst into a guaranteed trap. But then the trap is so clear to see it’s pretty much a dare, a middle finger, the suggestion that the Fake’s are too stupid to see what’s right in front of them. If there’s one thing the more rough and tumble side of the crew have in common it’s their inability to stand down from a challenge, their dislike of any insinuation that there’s anything they cannot do, any prize outside their reach. Screw the gold, Michael, Jeremy and Ryan are, as always, just out to ruin the LSPD’s day.

So they brainstorm, they plan, they get into more than one argument about the authority bestowed by fancy headwear and, in the end, after enduring numerous scornful complaints from members the Support Crew regarding always doing things the hard way, they simply call up one of Geoff’s rats on the force and have her unlock the door and look the other way. It is perhaps the most anticlimactic ‘heist’ of the FAHC’s entire existence – not that you’d know it from the way Geoff and Gavin swan about in their crowns. Not that you’d know it unless you were there to witness, actually, considering the hilariously inaccurate rumour that spreads like wildfire, the tale of an epic showdown between the police and the Fakes, the crowns simply the spoils of war in a greater battle that took out half a city block.

To be fair, that battle definitely happened, it just had literally nothing to do with any heist. Disappointed by the appalling lack of action Ryan took Michael and Jeremy for a leisurely drive down to the police station, car full of everything from flares to SMG’s to a full-blown rocket launcher, and the three of them had a little party. By the time the rest of the crew shows up, somewhat overdressed but still drawn as always towards the sound of senseless mayhem, the street is a warzone, a building is on fire, and the LSPD have completely sworn off ever again trying to entrap the FAHC.  

anonymous asked:

HAHA. I STILL FIND IT AMAZING THAT PEOPLE'S MAINS ARE SIMILAR TO THEIR PERSONALITY. I SECOND PHARAH AND I CRAVE FOR JUSTICE. MY PROTECTIVE MOTHER SIDE COMES FROM MERCY. THE RECKLESS, FOOLISH WIT OF MY PERSONALITY COMES FROM JUNKRAT. I wonder if this caps lock is annoying you yet. -The same Reinhardt main anon

YES I ABSOLUTELY AGREE 

I ADORE REINHARDT, SHOULD I BE A 7 FOOT TALL MAN IN ARMOR I WOULD BE THE SAME. 

I LOVE PHARAH, I ACTUALLY FEEL LIKE I RESONATE WITH HER THE MOST. THE LAWFUL GOOD WITH A ROCKET LAUNCHER 

TRACER IS WHAT I WISH I COULD BE. I WANT THAT ENERGY AND OPTIMISM 

CAPS LOCK IS THE ONLY WAY REINHARDT MAINS CAN SPEAK TO EACH OTHER ITS TOTES FINE 

Delicate Part 6/9

Originally posted by chubby-dumpling-384

Warnings: Swearing

Pairing: Bucky x Reader

Y/N - Your name

A/N: Reader is brilliantly smart but has spent her life being exploited by anyone who finds out about it. She is recruited by Fury to come to the Avengers facility, but it may not be for the reason she thinks.

Not going to lie, I listened to the song Delicate by Damien Rice about a million times while writing this. Also the trailer for Gifted not only left me an emotional mess it also seems to have seeped it’s way a little into this story.

You guys seemed a LITTLE stressed out about what was gong to happen in this part. So I decided to be nice and not make you wait until Monday. Enjoy

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me when it comes to America’s gun control:
TF2 Mercs & Miss Pauling Heacanon

“Anything you can do…”

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Certain mercenaries don’t quite understand the difficulties Miss Pauling faces as the go-to assistant/assassin for the Administrator. Some complain their lives are pretty hard and they were just so tired that week…

Miss Pauling’s eye twitches, she turns on her heel and leaves. The next week each mercenary in turn has to take their day as the Administrator’s assistant.

-

[Brief, bc it’s 2am and freezing]

Spy thinks he’ll nail it, he’s good at multitasking and the admin likes him.

He gets his tie caught in the fax machine and spends twenty minutes cursing out the coffee maker

Soldier sends all company memos via rocket launcher, the admin is not amused. He won’t stop answering the phone as, “WHAT DO YOU WANT, MAGGOT?” either. Also the Admin is fairly certain he’s hiding at least one raccoon under his coat, either that or the man’s belt buckle just hissed at her.

Medic keeps trying to trick interns into ‘just coming into the lab for a physical’ and 'you didn’t really need a HUMAN spleen, did you?’. He does paperwork rather well, but gets sidetracked easily.

Heavy finds everything small and annoying, the filiing cabinets are his hell because the Admin is always shouting for some file or another, but he has to find it (and everything’s written in scrawled english that makes it rather difficult)

Engineer reprograms all the machinery to auto-complete set tasks… it goes awry.

Pyro… was a bad decision from the start, but they looked so damn excited to be involved that no one could tell them NOT to do their day ith the Admin.

Demo… actually copes pretty well, but trying to type on a flickering computer screen, nd keep an eye on six hundred other things simultaneously makes his only eyes burn. He’s good at negotiating withthe Admin though, lots of practice with highly explosive things, after all

Scout… does his best, because he wants to show miss p he can, but basically ends up under a pile of files screaming internally as the phone keeps RINGING
Sniper had the good sense to hide in the rafters on his day and the admin never found him.

Sniper had the good sense to hide in the rafters on his day and the admin never found him.

Okay so I have this co-worker, a woman in her mid-fifties, that really, really likes talking about how hot she finds male actors to be.  And hey, that’s fine, but she also has to know if the other female workers find them attractive too.

So, whenever she gets on the topic, she’ll start grilling everyone on how dreamy they find Ryan Gosling or Hugh Grant to be.  Most of them nod and comment that, they too, find this particular man to be hot.  And then there’s me, who has never willingly sat through a romance movie ever and therefore has not been exposed to these allegedly hot, hot men.  When I claim honest ignorance on the subject, she expresses shock and disbelief and orders me to immediately google his name to find out what studliness I have been missing out on.

So google his name I do and generally find myself looking at a generic, well-groomed, white male actor who is of little or no interest to my completely ace ass.

“WHAT DO YOU THINK?” She asks, already knowing the answer because we’ve gone through this routine many times before.
“Huh,” I say.
“You just don’t get, Mel,” She responds sadly, shaking her head.  And truthfully, I don’t.

Now, this is important, her favorite actor of this type is Bradley Cooper.  She absolutely cannot get enough of this guy.  So when Guardians of the Galaxy came out, I was sorely tempted to tell her to go see it since Cooper is, technically, playing a main character in it.  This, however would be mean since he’s the voice of Rocket Raccoon and never actually appears on screen.  So I was nice and kept quiet about it..

Fast forward to today.  She just saw Jurassic World.  Today, she started railing on about how hot “that Jurassic World guy” is. And I’m like, “Chris Pratt. She’s talking about Chris Pratt. I like Chris Pratt.  I need to tell her about Actual Ball of Human Sunshine™ Chris Pratt.”

But then I’m like, “Wait,”

“THIS IS MY MOMENT.”

I start slow by asking her if she’s ever seen Parks & Rec.  She hasn’t.  I recommend it to her on the basis that Chris Pratt is in it, it’s hilarious, and I personally think everyone should see Parks & Rec.

Then I go in for the long-awaited kill.

“Have you ever seen Guardians of the Galaxy?”
“No.”
“Chris Pratt is in that too.”
“Oh, okay.”
“Bradley Cooper’s also in it”
“REALLY?!” Her eyes widen in excitement.  You can see literal, unbridled joy in them, “What was it called, Guardians of the…”
“Galaxy,” I answer, a little too cheerfully.

So anyway I technically tricked her into seeing Guardians of the Galaxy, but I don’t feel bad because it’s a good movie, she’ll have her eye candy, and she will definitely like the soundtrack.  She won’t, however, be expecting her favorite hot guy to be playing a CGI raccoon with a rocket launcher.

anonymous asked:

#26 symmetra and pharah

Okay since it’s march, I’m probably going to switch gears and put out a different prompt list, but I feel like this one’s a good note to end on for the Valentine’s day prompts. I think I’m going to do something different this time and have the first couple paragraphs of the fic out for a preview, and then the rest under a cut.

26. Date gone completely awry

———-

“So charming,” said Ana, straightening Pharah’s tie and collar. “Oh—hold on.” She grabbed a loose eyelash that was on Pharah’s cheekbone, then thumbed away the specs of mascara that were there behind it. She took a few steps back. “Okay, now stand up straight.” Pharah scoffed and smiled a little and straightened her back and struck a bit of a pose. Ana covered her mouth with her hands and her one remaining eye sparkled. “Oh ḥabībtá,” she said, and then gasped a little, “Reinhardt can you—?” Reinhardt was at her side in a second, handing her a camera.

“Mum,” Pharah said with a roll of her eyes, as Ana took pictures of her, “I’ve been on dates before.”

“And I’ve missed so many of them,” said Ana, taking another picture, “Let me be an old fool.”

Pharah snorted and folded her arms, “You keep making a big deal of this and you’re going to jinx it,” she said, with a grin.

“Fareeha—-you don’t still believe in that silly curse, do you?” said Ana.

“Curse?” said D.Va as Reinhardt took his seat back across from her at the virtu-Chess board.

“Oh mum don’t tell them about the—” Pharah started.

“It started back when she was 14,” said Ana and Pharah slapped her forehead.

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anonymous asked:

Do you know of any jealous or possessive Stiles fics you could recommend?

Hi :) Yes! I love these ones.

To Be A Good Person by  WhoNatural | 4.7K

Wherein Derek and Beacon Hills’ newest deputy have a history.

“I wanna set Derek up with someone,” Stiles announces, and Scott’s character gets blown up by a rocket launcher. He pauses the game and turns to look at Stiles like he’s truly crazy - like out of everything that’s happened over the last six months, this is the weirdest thing he’s ever said. Isaac looks up from Melissa’s magazine and frowns. “What?”

Talk Geeky to Me by  stilesanderek (minxxx) | 19.8K

In a fit of curiosity about how kissing feels like, Stiles proposes Derek that they each be the other’s first kiss–strictly platonic, of course. But afterwards, Stiles can’t stop noticing how hot Derek is, can’t stop thinking about kissing and touching him.

OR

The five times Derek and Stiles “fake” kiss and one time they take things further.

Betting On Forever by  mrstotten, veritas_st | 17.6K

It’s not like Stiles spends a huge amount of time thinking about it. But when he does it seems strange, good strange, but strange nevertheless, he cant really put a finger on when they decided to become civil to each other let alone friends, best friends even.

Him…and Derek Hale. Can you imagine it?

Wish That I Could Just Be Brave by  ladyblahblah | 2.3K

When Derek blows Stiles off for dinner with someone else, Stiles decides to confront him. Things … get a little out of hand.

all the kissing by  wearing_tearing | 2.3K

“Hi, I don’t think we’ve met. I’m Stiles, Derek’s husband. Now would you kindly take your hands off of him?”

Seeing Wolves (Where There Are No Wolves) by  MellytheHun | 67.9K

Or otherwise known as “Derek Goes to the Doctor,” wherein Derek gets the therapy he so desperately needs and gets healthy. The clearer his head gets, the more room it seems to have for Stiles.

Hot Nerd Alert, Part Four by  alisvolatpropiis | 7.2K

Derek should be done with practice any minute, is probably making his way to the locker room right about now, getting ready for Boyd to massage and ice his arm. Stiles pulls off his sweater and shirt, unzips his khakis halfway, just enough to show that he’s not wearing any underwear.

A Lesson in Jealousy by  ALoza | 1.5K

After Derek cancels on him for lunch, Stiles, his pregnant omega and mate, shows up at his workplace and is enraged by what he finds.

No Worries (Sour Kush, Part Two) by  alisvolatpropiis | 7.2K

And he knows Derek isn’t sleeping with anyone else.

But it’s not like they’re dating, or like they’re together or anything.

That would require actual dates, and Stiles finally telling his dad who he’s been spending all his time with this summer, giving up his evasive just some guy I’m seeing casually, no we’re not really dating, no reason for you to meet him.

It’s a Cruel World, but It’s Cool by  MellytheHun | 7.6K

Scott wants the pack to go camping as a team building/group healing thing. Lots of wolfy dynamics. Hurt/Comfort. Stiles hiding a lot of pain. Derek being the only one who notices. Slow burn. Puppy piles. Eventual (outdoor? Tent?) sex. Meeting each other’s eyes across the campfire.

Little talks by  Vendelin | 5.3K

In which Stiles is a stripper, and Derek is the always-polite regular at the club where he works.

dresupi  asked:

Ooo, ooo! I have one! Pairing: Wintershock || Prompt: Class reunion || Rating: Wherever the muse takes you! Pretty please with sugar on top? <3

Darcy hadn’t wanted particularly to have to attend her high school reunion.

She didn’t much see the point - after all, as she’d grumbled to Jane as she’d wiggled her way into a new dress she absolutely hadn’t bought especially for the occasion - she’d barely attended high school the first time around.

What possible point could there be in turning up to a reunion of people who she’d not liked overmuch when they were teenagers, and the vast majority of whom wouldn’t remember her at any rate?

That said, as she turned to watch the building explode in a fireball of plaster and smoke, Darcy honestly wouldn’t have missed that sight for the world.

Hand on hip, curls tousled from the blowout of the explosion, she grinned at the ark-haired man stood next to her.

“So do you do Bat Mitzvahs, or what?”

He had the good grace to look slightly embarrassed at her question, one silvery hand rubbing at the back of his neck, the other hand looped around what she thought looked to be a rocket launcher of some sort or another.

“S’Hydra cell,” he mumbled in response, blue eyes bright in the face of the flames that danced in front of them. Darcy threw her head back and laughed, even as police sirens screamed in the background.

“Honey, you could have blown them up for being Trump supporters for all I care,” she snorted, shaking her head. “Actually, you know, I think a good few of them probably are. Best to squash that sort of thing where you can, right?”

sterek fic recs

stop me if I say too much by entanglednowHe’s been doing that a lot lately, pushing, and Derek has been letting him, ever since - ever since it happened. Because he doesn’t know how the hell you’re supposed to deal with someone who shoves themselves between you and things that want to kill you, over and over.

to be a good person - by whonatural“I wanna set Derek up with someone,” Stiles announces, and Scott’s character gets blown up by a rocket launcher. He pauses the game and turns to look at Stiles like he’s truly crazy - like out of everything that’s happened over the last six months, this is the weirdest thing he’s ever said. Isaac looks up from Melissa’s magazine and frowns. “What?”

in quiet, a favour - by helenishStiles will be eighteen in two months and going to college in five and Derek knows what happens then—Stiles will realize the full extent of his options in the world, all the people who are kinder and smarter, easier, people who’ve never hit him or hurt him, never held a living thing down and snapped its neck.

i’m hunting on the night (we’re playing for the fights) - by paddywackStiles is the unfortunate wolf that gets into some trouble during his moon cycle. Derek is the hapless hunter that finds him.

my first kiss went a little like this (and twist) - by thatdamneddame.  It is, unfortunately, the single greatest kiss of Derek’s life.

sleep, don’t visit - by bretp“The joke is he’s a dog, that’s the joke,” Derek snaps. “The dude comes home, and Fred’s in his chair, because he’s a dog. That’s the joke. Knock knock, who’s there, woof.” Stiles laughs until he cries.

cross a canyon (with a broken limb) - by theroguesgambit“This would be a good thing. You would be, like, a functioning adult. With a job, doing basically what you already do. And you’d be at ground zero, hearing about all the weirdness first hand instead of through the grapevine, and you’d be able to help my dad cover up the supernatural… everything, and you’d have a boss who’d understand if you want off for full moons or magical emergencies.”

break the lock if it don’t fit - by dsudis. Derek dislocates Stiles’ shoulder, momentarily forgetting that Stiles is human. please heed warnings.

derelictions of duty - by regann.  No one wants to be the bearer of bad news to someone as nice as Sheriff Stilinski – especially when he’s your boss. That’s why none of his employees want to be the first one to tell him about the scandalous goings-on between his only son and the former murder suspect Derek Hale.

all you’re giving me is friction - by drunktuesdays“I can’t believe I’m alpha bait,” Stiles said… “All this time, and I never knew there was a segment of the population I was killing it with.“

Overwatch characters' reactions to Junkrat trying to talk to them
  • Genji: I don't have the energy for..... whatever THIS is
  • McCree: [takes a large sip of his drink] kid if you don't simmer yourself down someone's gonna have to do it for you
  • Pharah: [aims her rocket launcher at him silently until he leaves]
  • Reaper: unless the next words out of your mouth are "here's my treasure, mate, it's all yours," you've got nothing to say that I want to hear.
  • Soldier 76: [sigh] maybe it's a good thing we shut Overwatch down
  • Tracer: if any part of your body comes any closer to me I will take it away from you
  • Bastion: [pretends to be in the midst of a software update]
  • Hanzo: [gestures at all of him] ........why
  • Junkrat: well, I loike me and that's what matters
  • Mei: [balls up her fists, has already thrown up an ice wall between them when she sees him approaching]
  • Torbjorn: I døn't understand everyøne's prüblem with this fine yøung bøy, he seems like a fine üpstanding yøung røbøphøbe like me
  • Widowmaker: [actually takes a shot at him, severing a lock of his hair] next time I won't miss
  • D.Va: [does not make eye contact or respond to him, hands him a pre-autographed headshot, silently signals her security detail to keep him away from her]
  • Reinhardt: the thing about youth culture is..... I don't understand it........
  • Roadhog: [sigh] I'm sorry about my fr-- my ASSOCIATE-- he's not usually.... well, no, he's usually exactly like this
  • Winston: I think I.... uh.... hear someone calling me.... In the other room..... I'll be back...... later...
  • Zarya: You would snap like a twig if I shook your hand [walks away]
  • Lucio: I've already met my quota of people who annoy the crap out of me today [points at Hanzo], try again tomorrow
  • Mercy: unless someone other than yourself is on fire I don't want to hear it
  • Ana: [like Dame Maggie Smith after a little kid asked her if she really turned into a cat] just pull yourself together
  • Zenyatta: [awkwardly makes smalltalk, ends up waiting for Junkrat to shut up on his own for three and a half uncomfortable hours]
  • Symmetra: [takes one look at him, neatly unfolds a handkerchief, places it over his face, and then goes back to what she was doing without acknowledging him]
Traveling back in time

Christopher Columbus, whom’s ship I just teleported on: I do say good sir, who are you and how’d you get on my ship? And what’s that you’re holding?

Me, holding a rocket launcher: you’re asking a lot of questions there buddy. Anyways, this is a rocket launcher.

Him, standing there all genocidey: what does it do?

Me: =^}

resident evil: apocalypse sentence starters

  • “excuse us sir/ma’am, there’s been an incident.”
  • “they’re infected, i told you shoot for the head.”
  • “i’m leaving town, i suggest you do the same.”
  • “can we get some reinforcements down here?”
  • “why are you still here? you should have got out when you had the chance.”
  • “use of live ammunition has been authorized.”
  • “they won’t fire.”
  • “get them back.”
  • “it’s my sister, she’s not well.”
  • “maybe i can help.”
  • “you’re feeding her, you’re sick.”
  • “i’m getting out of here.”
  • “hey help us.”
  • “we’re gonna need more ammo, i’m out.”
  • “who the fuck are you?”
  • “this is ____, we’ve been overrun. requesting immediate chopper evac.”
  • “if there were more we would have seen them by now.”
  • “hold it, what do you think you’re doing?”
  • “he/she’s wounded, the infection’s spreading.”
  • “you should take care of him/her now, he’ll/she’ll be more difficult later.”
  • “there’s too many of them, let’s get out of here. this way.”
  • “we don’t need weapons, we need evacuation!”
  • “motherfucker please, look! my shit is custom.”
  • “look at that big motherfucker, got a rocket launcher.”
  • “those were some slick moves back there, i’m good. but i’m not that good.”
  • “you should be thankful for that.”
  • “what do you mean?”
  • “they did something to me.”
  • “we should keep moving before the sound attracts anything.”
  • “i can get you out of the city. all four of you.”
  • “so, at sunrise this morning, ____ ____ with be completely sanitized.”
  • “coverup is already prepared, meltdown at the nuclear power plant.”
  • “so, what do we do now?”
  • “i think we should be out of here by sunrise.”
  • “there’s something down there.”
  • “well that doesn’t alter the fact that there is something down there.”
  • “i’m getting sick of this bullshit.”
  • “run… just go.”
  • “primary target is identified.”
  • “look i’m… i’m sorry about your friend.”
  • “let’s just get to the school and find this kid.”
  • “this bite, it won’t stop bleeding.”
  • “we’re assets ____, expendable assets. and we’ve just been expended.”
  • “hey, remember me? look i haven’t been bitten or anything, look.”
  • “we’re gonna have to split up to search this place.”
  • “i’ve never shot a gun before.”
  • “there’s nothing to it… try to hit them in the head.”
  • “those things are in here.”
  • “sergeant ____ ____, at your service.”
  • “oh shit.”
  • “from now on stay right beside me.”
  • “wait here, eyes… okay?”
  • “you two know each other.”
  • “she’s infected, she’s infected on a massive level.”
  • “how could you know that?”
  • “because she is too.”
  • “you’re infected? when were you going to tell us that?”
  • “there’s a cure?”
  • “how many of you guys are there?”
  • “when were you bitten?”
  • “three hours ago.”
  • “well it’s your lucky day.”
  • “you should’ve told me you got bit motherfucker. i’m hanging with you and shit.”
  • “where do we have to go?”
  • “you missed one.”
  • “what’s the rush, we’ve been expecting you.”
  • “fight him or they die.”
  • “finish him/her… i said finish him/her.”
  • “don’t you understand how important you are to me?”
  • “you’re such a disappointment to me. all that strength, but no will to use it.”
  • “prepare for takeoff.”
  • “get us airborne.”
  • “drop it.”
  • “drop your weapon and surrender.”
  • “c’mon we have to go.”
  • “killing me won’t make things right.”
  • “no, but it’s a start.”
  • “are you going to be alright?”
  • “hang on to something.”
  • “my name is _____, and i remember everything.”
RWBY Volume 5 Chapter 7 (Rest and Resolutions)

Now that we’ve reached the half way mark of the Volume, now is a good time for a Breather Episode.


What did we learn……


1.  As the title suggests, everyone is resting and having dinner for the first time in about a year. 

2. Ren makes comments on how everyone has changed for the better since they first arrive at Beacon. You have Ruby that’s now smarter (Most of the time. Sorry Ruby, but it was your fault that Qrow got poisoned.), Weiss is kinder, Jaune is stronger, and Yang is more cautious. 

3. Yang’s robot arm can act like a rocket launcher. I can see it now: Xiao Long Punch!

4. Ozpin reveals more about himself……..

-As expected, Ozpin was the Wizard that gave the first Four Maidens their magical powers.

-Ozpin explains that Qrow and Raven became birds so that they can be his eyes and ears while they fly around the world keeping track of Salem’s plans and searching for Maidens when their new hosts are unknown to them. 

-Qrow says that him and Raven chose to get to have this power and responsibility, but in the previous episode Raven implied that Ozpin forced them into it. It’s now hard to tell who’s the ‘right’ one because both of them have extreme biased views about their feelings towards Ozpin.

4. The reason why Ozpin is in such a hurry to defeat Salem is because his magic is dwindling. He has to be careful on when he should use magic on himself and others because once the magic is gone it’s gone forever.

5. Ozpin offers the team an out since the fighting Salem will be no cake-walk. The team choose to stay but on the condition that Ozpin stops hiding secrets. Yeah, that’s not going to last long because he looked hesitant before he agreed to the deal. Some fans even pointed out that Yang and Jaune appear to be the most cautious around Ozpin because Yang is taking Raven’s words to heart much to her displeasure while Jaune is back to being passive aggressive towards the Ozlumenati. 

6. Cinder and her team arrive at Raven’s camp to “negotiate” (it’s Cinder. We know for a fact that she doesn’t negotiate with anyone) with Raven into working for Salem and handing over the Spring Maiden.


Predictions

The fight between Cinder and Vernal, the Fall Maiden and Spring Maiden, is inevitable but there’s a chance that despite having a decade worth of experience, Vernal could lose because:

a) Power vs Skill

Raven’s tribe is all about brute force. If Raven hasn’t trained Vernal to be more skilled as a fighter and a Maiden, then Vernal is screwed.

b) Reintroduce Cinder as an ever bigger threat

As much as hate her guts we have to be shown that Cinder has made progress in her quest for power so that taking her down will be a challenge for RWBY and JNR.

c)The villains are going to cheat

They know that they need the Spring Maiden alive so if she’s not going come willingly then they could have a back up plan that ends with them controlling her in some way. Raven and Vernal will not see it coming.


Episode 8 is not going to end well for Raven.

anonymous asked:

What do each champion think about their own golden weapon?

The general feel for their weapons is that it’s a shinier, fancier version of their normal ones. The Paladins do take a bit of special care for the golden weapons, though some of them go over the top for it because hey, you can kill people with it and look good at the same time. Those that do go over the top are:

Drogoz: Drogoz loves anything shiny and that includes his fancy new golden rocket launcher of his very own! He lets no one so much as touch it and gets wary once people are looking at it for a less-than-acceptable amount of time and once he retires from blasting people with it (and dragons live for a long, long time), he’ll be mounting it in a crystal case to admire.

Fernando: He finds himself very attractive and it’s only natural that his golden flame lance should be the same. Hell, he’ll even share the spotlight if his flame lance were to turn heads to look at the gorgeous golden sheen he works so hard to upkeep.

Zhin: Zhin is very proud of anything that looks good and anything that he can kill with. Appearance doesn’t matter to a lot of tyrants, but to Zhin it’s the appearance that makes a good tyrant and one that is very good at keeping people under control. If one looks terrifying, people will be scared, and Zhin definitely likes to be feared. His sword definitely plays a strong part in his image, and he’ll take as good care of it as the rest of his swords.

Buck: He generally takes care of everything, but he knows when something is valuable and goes the extra mile to treat his golden weapon with a lot of extra care. Daily cleaning, polishing, and proper storage in his room instead of dumping it in the resupply room.

Mal’Damba: He. Loves. Waffles. Golden version of waffles? Even better. He named his new golden spitting cobra Honeycomb, but Waffles herself is not very happy with the new snake in her tank. As if Kai isn’t already taking up a lot of room.

anonymous asked:

Hello (^__~) just wanted to tell you I really like your writing. Your yanderewatch imagines are so cool!!! What do you think about Soldier76, Mercy and Pharah as yandere (maybe Reinhardt and Reaper if that's not too much) Wish you inspiration. Have a good gay :D

hello there, and thank you for the kind words hon! i’ve already done 76 and reaper here and here~ but i can do Mercy and Pharah!

Mercy

  • She always has a smile on her face! People say that it’s because she’s a lovely woman and happy all the time! Hah, you should see that poor guy that got dragged into the infirmary, he was screaming of terror.

  • For the love of science, she’ll kidnap her rivals and experiment on them~ she wonders what other secrets the human body hides from her!

  • Angela takes the upmost greatest care of you, she doesn’t want that scratch on you to get infected! Oh, someone else is in deeper trouble? Too bad, they shouldn’t have been reckless and you’re first hon~

  • Rarely leaves your side on the battle field, she’ll keep you healed up and boost you whenever you’re ready! She’ll only leave to heal others if it’s completely necessary~

  • She’ll use that dinky pistol if she has to, when she has to too but beware! She knows how to use that dinky gun and she’s a very good aim too.

Pharah

  • She always has a neutral face, so it’s hard to read her real emotions… That makes it all the easier for what she’s thinking of.

  • Fareeha doesn’t kill, oh no, that’s too messy, she does that on the battle field with her rocket launcher. She tells the latter to those who are getting too comfortable with you though.

  • She’d borrow some sleep darts from her mom (how? Don’t ask) and she’d use the dart to tranquilize her rival, she’d then kidnap them for questioning.

  • Definitely would give them a beating too, not enough to kill them but enough to know who they’re messing with. She won’t believe anything they’re saying until she knows that it’s the truth.

  • Fareeha glares too, and she has the iciest stare you’ve ever seen. So cold that it’s colder than the stuff that comes out of Mei’s gun.

Newly Immortal!FAHC tho

“Ryan decapitate me.”
“What. What? No!”
“Wot? I just wanna know if it’ll actually work!”
“No Gavin!”
“Why not?”
“Wha- Because Meg will yell at me!”
“You’re scared of Turney?”
“Yes??! Obviously??”

And

“Damn it Michael. I fucking told you you couldn’t make that turn.”
“Shut the fuck up Meg.”
“He’s got a point you colossal sack of shit.”
“Look Lindsay, the second I respawn I’m coming back there.”
“You’re gonna have to pry me off of the goddamn roof of this car, and the pavement, that wall you didn’t fucking miss, and the seats, I’m pretty sure an intestine’s caught up on the headrest.”

Or

“I lived!”
“What?”
“I treated out the limits of this shit and I fucking lived Jack!”
“What did you do?”
“Everything.”
“…Come again?”
“I got Ryan to shoot me while Michael hit me with a rocket launcher while Gavin set me on fire while Ray sniped me while Lindsay ran like 50 volts through me, Jeremy dumped corrosive acid on my head from the catwalk and Meg stabbed what was left of my burning corpse for good measure. And I lived.”
“…did you set that warehouse on fire?”
“……um.”
“ALL OUR COKE SHIPMENTS WERE IN THERE GEOFF YOU FUCKING MORON.”
“HOW THE HELL WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?”
“WHY DIDN’T YOU CHECK?”
“…..um…”

And

“Mica, Mica, dude, I bet you three new pairs of the most expensive shoes you want if you walk over to that fuckboi standing by the bar harassing that one chick and just stab yourself right in front of him, and then like smear your blood and shit all over his clothes, loop an intestine around his neck, I don’t care, if he pisses himself or faints then I’ll throw in a free outfit.”
“You’re on Meg.”
“I’ll record it. Ruby Rose and friends out on a harmless girl’s night. This shit is the shit snuff films wish they had.”
“Am I gonna come back from that Meg? Linds?”
“Does it really matter? I mean this’ll be the most badass thing ever made. I’ll play the recording at your funeral if that helps.”
“It does. Make sure to wear purple and I want strippers in angel wings and speedos to descend from the ceiling to dance on my casket.”
“Got it.”

I moustache you a question
  • 1. Tell me a random fact about yourself
  • 2. Does your name suit you? What would you change it to if not?
  • 3. Do you consider yourself a likable person?
  • 4. What’s the one outfit you wish you were allowed to wear every day without shame?
  • 5. Imagine what you would be like if you were the opposite gender. Would you be the same?
  • 6. Tell me about something that upsets or concerns you.
  • 7. What’s your favorite type of fabric?
  • 8. What’s your favorite part about the stars?
  • 9. Can you play chess?
  • 10. In seven sentences or less, plan your funeral.
  • 11. Would you rather live a fast paced short life or a long and slower life?
  • 12. Is there life on other planets? Are they more or less intelligent than us?
  • 13. What movie/book character could you conceivably see yourself portraying? (either by appearance or personality, your choice)
  • 14. What’s your favorite type of shoe?
  • 15. What was the smartest decision you made in the past 10 days?
  • 16. Are you happy with you last haircut? Dramatic change or just a trim?
  • 17. Would you know how to use a VCR, record player, laser disk, 8-track, rocket launcher?
  • 18. What’s something you wish you still believed in?
  • 19. Pet a kitty or play with a puppy?
  • 20. Who was the last person you said goodbye to? Will you see them soon?
  • 21. Would you make a good parent?
  • 22. What was the last reckless thing you did?
  • 23. Why did the chicken cross the road?
  • 24. You’re going somewhere real fancy; design your dream dress, car or venue.
  • 25. Are you an attention hog?
  • 26. Do you consider yourself artistic? What was the last thing you drew either way?
  • 27. Is your room messy now? Is it normally messy?
  • 28. What’s your favorite brand of chocolate?
  • 29. How comfortable would you be with a stranger hugging you?
  • 30. When was the last time you cried tears of happiness?
  • 31. Do you love snow or hate it? What do you do on snow days?
  • 32. Could you honestly see yourself married within the next 8 years?
  • 33. Do you regularly read the newspaper? (online or paper)
  • 34. What’s your favorite kind of bread?
  • 35. What personality traits do you wish you had?
  • 36. Would you be willing to relocate far away for a job or a loved one?
  • 37. What’s your perfect Saturday morning?
  • 38. What’s your favorite Disney movie?
  • 39. How many people have you kissed romantically?
  • 40. What’s a TV/movie/book moment that is guaranteed to make you cry every time?
  • 41. Have you ever run away from home or at least strongly considered it?
  • 42. What would you do if your celebrity crush appeared at your door right this moment?
  • 43. What are you like when you’re angry? Is your anger red hot or icy cold?
  • 44. Would you consider yourself a passionate person?
  • 45. Have you ever purposely hit someone?
  • 46. Do you have a good relationship with your mom?
  • 47. Are you superstitious? About what?
  • 48. When was the last time you danced? What’d you dance to?
  • 49. Would you choose Coke or Pepsi products as the only soda for the rest of your life?
  • 50. What’s your favorite phrase/word in a foreign language?
  • 51. Do you think you would make a good leader for your country?
  • 52. Weather wise what do you prefer? Summer, Winter, Spring or Fall?
  • 53. Do you have someone you love more than you love yourself?
  • 54. What was the last thing you wrote?
  • 55. Have you ever encountered something you couldn’t explain? Something paranormal?
  • 56. What’s your phone ringtone?
  • 57. What’s your favorite school subject?
  • 58. Have you been to any concerts? Did you enjoy them?
  • 59. Are all four of your grandparents still alive?
  • 60. What are the pros and cons of having you as a friend?
  • 61. Are you prone to nightmares?
  • 62. Do you have a song you love and could listen to on repeat forever?
  • 63. Any good scars? Tell me their stories.
  • 64. Tell me a little bit about a political / social issue you strongly believe in.
  • 65. What’s your earliest memory?
  • 66. Do you have any weird body quirks? (Roll your tongue, double-jointed)
  • 67. Can you describe your writing style? Your drawing style? Your style?
  • 68. What’s something you’re passionate about that no one else seems to like?
  • 69. Silver or Gold?
  • 70. What do you do when you’re excited?
  • 71. What time do you normally go to bed / wake up?
  • 72. Close your eyes, point in a random direction; tell a story about whatever you’re pointing at.
  • 73. What do people call you? (nicknames and such)
  • 74. Do you have dimples? Do you think they are cute on others?
  • 75. What’s the furthest away you’ve ever traveled?
  • 76. About how many pairs of shoes do you own?
  • 77. When was the last time you were in church?
  • 78. What position do you sleep in?
  • 79. Can you dance? If yes, what style do you prefer? If no, describe your awesome skills which no one can appreciate.
  • 80. What is your favorite full album?
  • 81. At what age do you think you will die?
  • 82. Do you spend a long time getting ready in the morning?
  • 83. Do you have a Y in your name?
  • 84. If there someone on the internet you wish you could meet? What would you do together?
  • 85. Do you tell everyone how you feel or bottle up your emotions?
  • 86. What job did you want to have when you were younger? Has it changed?
  • 87. What makes the best Pizza topping?
  • 88. Big wedding, small wedding, court house or elopement?
  • 89. If I gave you a free cup of your favorite drink, would you eat a spider?
  • 90. What’s your opinion on carrots or the economy of your country?
  • 91. Could you see yourself as a soldier?
  • 92. Favorite president?
  • 93. Do you get sick often?
  • 94. Righty or a Lefty? Are there some things you can only do with your opposite hand?
  • 95. What’s the pattern on your comforter? What do you have on your bed?
  • 96. In poem form, describe your ideal boyfriend/girlfriend?
  • 97. What’s something you’d like to do but are too afraid to?
  • 98. How do you normally style your hair?
  • 99. What’s your current desktop background?
  • 100. Do you get on better with your mother or your father?
  • 101. Have you ever fallen asleep in class?
  • 102. How’s your vision? Do you need glasses/contacts?
  • 103. What’s on your desk right now?
  • 104. Would it be worse to lose an arm or a leg?
  • 105. Do you shop second hand?
  • 106. What’s the longest book you’ve ever read that you enjoyed? How long did it take to read?
  • 107. Would you make a good stripper?
  • 108. What’s your favorite smell? Bring back any memories good or bad?
  • 109. Do you read manga? What manga?
  • 110. So you’re crushing on someone, do you approach them or wait for them to make the first move?
  • 111. If your survival depended on it, could you kill someone?
  • 112. What’s that one song that you always get stuck in you head?
  • 113. Are you afraid of getting shots?
  • 114. Have you ever wish upon a star? Has it ever come true?
  • 115. What’s the longest amount of time you’ve gone without sleep?
  • 116. Have you ever been hurt by someone you loved/trusted?
  • 117. Who was the last person you gave your phone number to?
  • 118. At what time do you function best and are most alert?
  • 119. Have you ever seriously injured yourself or been really sick?
  • 120. What kind of computer do you have?
  • 121. What’s your dream dinner? Can you cook it yourself?
  • 122. Are you a leader or a follower?
  • 123. Do you find people over the age of 50 attractive?
  • 124. What language do you wish you could be totally fluent in right now?
  • 125. Have you ever stolen something?
  • 126. Do you know the story of how your parents met?
  • 127. Is all that we see or seem but a dream within a dream?
  • 128. What would you do without the internet?
  • 129. Mel Brooks or Monty Python?
  • 130. What sports team do you usually root for?
  • 131. What’re some words that you consistently cannot spell without help?
  • 132. What’s the one thing that makes you laugh EVERY SINGLE TIME?
  • 133. Darwin’s Origin of the Species or the Bible?
  • 134. Describe your unique taste in music.
  • 135. Do you get on well with your parents?
  • 136. What’s your favorite cartoon?
  • 137. What are some movies you love so much you could watch over and over?
  • 138. What would you consider comfort food?
  • 139. Can you recite all of Bohemian Rhapsody?
  • 140. Would you consider yourself competitive?
  • 141. Who was the last person you spoke to in person? How long ago was that?
  • 142. Are you someone who feels guilty a lot?
  • 143. Do you have any tattoos? If not, what’s one you would consider getting?
  • 144. When was the last time you felt you looked beautiful / handsome / pretty damn fine?
  • 145. Any vices you’d like to share?
  • 146. Only child or siblings?
  • 147. When you go out, what do you normally have on you?
  • 148. If you could live in a fictional world where would it be and why?
  • 149. Are you good at keeping secrets?
  • 150. What stores do you buy clothing from?
  • 151. If I handed you a 9 mm handgun, would you know what to do and how to use it?
  • 152. Write a short poem about Cheese.
  • 153. Do you think you need to lose weight?
  • 154. What’s your favorite TV theme song?
  • 155. Do you snore/droll/sleep talk or walk?
  • 156. Describe your best friend, what makes them the best?
  • 157. Did you sleep well last night?
  • 158. Do you have keys, what do you have on your key ring?
  • 159. What other names did your parents consider before they chose yours?
  • 160. Have you ever been in a serious accident?
  • 161. Favorite historical era?
  • 162. Do you take notes electronically or hand write them?
  • 163. Describe what you’re wearing right now.
  • 164. Give your ten year old self advice, what would you tell them?
  • 165. What’s your favorite kind of dinosaur?
  • 166. Who was your first crush (cartoon, celebrity or real?)
  • 167. Do you believe in rock and roll? Can music save your mortal soul?
  • 168. Are you a good liar?
  • 169. Any stuffed animals?
  • 170. Ever cosplayed? As who and did you do a good job? Also where were you?
  • 171. What do you think about Beethoven?
  • 172. What’s your favorite flavor tea / coffee / whatever?
  • 173. If I triple dog dared you, would you do something stupid?
  • 174. Have you ever done something against your parent’s wishes?
  • 175. Have any posters in your room? Of what?
  • 176. Last book you couldn’t put down.
  • 177. Describe the last dream that you remember.
  • 178. What’s your favorite book written in or before the 19th century?
  • 179. How do you take your eggs? Scrambled? Over Easy? On toast?
  • 180. Quick! Tell me the first thing that comes to your mind…. Now!
  • 181. Thus far, what would you consider your best year alive?
  • 182. What’s something you’re embarrassed to admit you like?
  • 183. Have you left your room today?
  • 184. What’s your real life OTP?
  • 185. Do you enjoy pickles?
  • 186. Would you rather burn or freeze to death?
  • 187. Name something you studied in school that fascinates you.
  • 188. What is the capitol of Maryland (no cheating)
  • 189. One person you could imagine murdering? How would you do it?
  • 190. What’s something completely irrational that you’re afraid of, and not ‘the dark’ or ‘heights’ something really weird that scares the living daylights out of you.
  • 191. Do you collect something? If not, what would you consider collecting?
  • 192. Do you love spicy foods? How hot can you go?
  • 193. If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
  • 194. Hold your breath for as long as you can… how long was that?
  • 195. Who are your role models? (real or fictional)
  • 196. What’s your favorite holiday?
  • 197. Do you still live with your parents?
  • 198. What would you do if I punched you? Would you punch back? Cry?
  • 199. Tell me something funny. A joke, a family anecdote. What do you find funny?
  • 200. What’s something you feel guilty about?
  • 201. Did anything interesting happen on the day of your birth?
  • 202. What’s your favorite type of flower?
  • 203. Do you have a pen pal? Tell me about them. If not, would you like one?
  • 204. Your favorite luxury item?
  • 205. What is your morning routine?
  • 206. Have you ever broken any bones, which ones?
  • 207. Your house is burning, you only have time to grab three items, what are they?
  • 208. Do you have any embarrassing habits/secrets you can’t quite kick?
  • 209. Do you feel like a grown-up?
  • 210. Have you ever been rushed to the hospital?
  • 211. Tell me about your day so far.
  • 212. What would you do if you were a werewolf?
  • 213. Are you an insomniac?
  • 214. If you could recommend anything, to anyone, to watch right now what would it be?
  • 215. Have you ever had alcohol? Do you like it?
  • 216. Can you recite a poem by heart?
  • 217. Are you good with children?
  • 218. Do you read comic books?
  • 219. What’s the weather like there right now?
  • 220. Write me a short story with you as the hero.
  • 221. What are the different sides to your personality?
  • 222. What do you do or say that is uniquely you?
  • 223. What’s the longest TV binge you’ve ever done in a row?
  • 224. Do you think we should continue to explore space?
  • 225. What Disney Prince or Princess best describes you? (You can combine a few if needed)
  • 226. Are you better at math or at writing?
  • 227. List three things you don’t like about your personality and what you can do about it.
  • 228. Have you ever watched porn?
  • 229. Are you a nice person?
  • 230. Do you know who Arsene Lupin is?
  • 231. What is the wind speed velocity of a coconut laden swallow?
  • 232. Describe color to someone who is blind.
  • 233. What century suits you best? Would you better off in another time?
  • 234. When was the last time you rode a bicycle?
  • 235. What’s the biggest lie you’ve ever told?
  • 236. Is there someone you really don’t like for no real reason?
  • 237. What would you do if you found out you were adopted?
  • 238. What would you do if I said I was from the future sent back to save you and hurry now we must go or the monsters will find us?
  • 239. What’s your least favorite vegetable?
  • 240. What does Carpe Diem mean to you?
  • 241. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
  • 242. Have you ever touched a giraffe?
  • 243. Do you believe world peace is possible?
  • 244. Would you rather be a squid or a koala bear?
  • 245. Who raised you as a child?
  • 246. What political party do you most identify with?
  • 247. What’s something you think you do well? And don’t you dare say nothing; you know there’s something you do that you’re proud of.
  • 248. Are you good at imitating animal noises?
  • 249. Last fictional character you cried over? What about them made you cry?
  • 250. What happens after we die?
  • 251. Sci-fi or fantasy?
  • 252. What would be your superhero name?
  • 253. Do you pray?
  • 254. Describe your first kiss or, if you’ve yet to have it, your ideal first kiss.
  • 255. Do you take any vitamins or pills?
  • 256. Have you ever been in a fist fight?
  • 257. What was your favorite childhood game?
  • 258. Do you believe we should keep or abolish the penny?
  • 259. When was the last major turning point in your life? Did you choose well?
  • 260. What’s your go to stress reliever?
  • 261. What’s your favorite board game?
  • 262. Is the hokey pokey really what it’s all about
  • 263. What’s your theme song?