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BTS As a convo my friends and I just had
  • Jungkook: gUYS HELP, THEY'RE SPEAKING TO ME IN ANOTHER LANGUAGE THAT I THINK IS SPANISH
  • Hobi: wtf, what did we say about using foreign languages.
  • Taehyung: we only use them to talk shit about each other in the group chat
  • Yoongi: i shower for two minutes and i come back to over two hundred messages. it's like i'll miss a hundred arguments if i go to bed.
  • Jimin: guys wait, i actually need help finding clothes to wear. should i wear my navy blue shirt with cream or grey?
  • Namjoon: what. it's obvious that you wear grey
  • Jimin: okay, cream it is
  • Namjoon: what the fuck. i thought i had taste.
  • Jin: we all know about your fashion Namjoon... how you shop. in. fOREVER.
  • Jungkook: i need to dramatically gasp, you have betrayed us?
  • Namjoon: i don't want to hear that from someone who wears the same outfit and only changes the shoes.
  • Jimin: white is a representation of his soul! how dare you insult my baby
  • Yoongi: your "baby" is eighteen.
  • Jimin: you're just a hater
  • Jin: jimin, you are barely fifteen. as the eldest in this broken family, i believe we must establish the rule of respect
  • Taehyung: great! we can start with you and your shade.
  • Namjoon: and that orange sweater you always wear.
  • Hobi: oh my god.
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Thorin’s letter to Bilbo

“ Thorin and Company to Burglar Bilbo greeting! For your hospitality our sincerest thanks, and for your offer of professional assistance our grateful acceptance.Terms: cash on delivery, up to and not exceeding one fourteenth of total profits (if any); all travelling expenses guaranteed in any event; funeral expenses to be defrayed by us or our representatives, if occasion arises and the matter is not otherwise arranged for.

Thinking it unnecessary to disturb your esteemed repose, we have proceeded in advance to make requisite preparations, and shall await your respected person at the Green Dragon Inn, Bywater, at 11 a.m. sharp. Trusting that you will be punctual,

We have the honour to remain,

Yours truly,

Thorin & Co. ”

The Art of the Hobbit by J.R.R.Tolkien, Wayne G.Hammond & Christina Scull