what people think i eat

How to Have a Highly Successful Social Reputation When You Have Severe Anxiety to The Point of Agoraphobia:
  1. go to one in three events you are invited to, as long as you are given that invitation over a week in advance to prepare,
  2. tell people beforehand that you have to leave by a specific time due to Excuse (even ‘early morning tomorrow’ works if you inform them immediately upon receiving invitation), stick to this departure time at all costs, regardless of events,
  3. pretend to be Hannibal Lecter when you get there.
    1. you must at all times be amiable and charming so people don’t realize you are a serial killer
    2. you can hang out by the food and compliment it and ask questions about ingredients and stuff
    3. you can focus on making subtle cannibalism puns throughout the night (and yes this does help)
    4. you are interested in people, and learning about those people, because you have that whole ‘choosing victims’ thing going on and also have to think of an ironically beautiful way to kill them
    5. THEY CAN NEVER KNOW YOU ARE PRETENDING YOU’RE HANNIBAL LECTER, so you better use a cover story of being yourself when they ask questions. quickly deflect back to your target conversation partner.
  • Aries: I just ran over my dog with a shopping cart. APRIL FOOLS! I don’t know whose dog it is!
  • Taurus: If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I’d still say no.
  • Gemini: I'm bored way too easily. I'm staring at screens half the day. I need to be overstimulated.
  • Cancer: Most of my songs make fun of myself.
  • Leo: My dad says I act too flamboyant on stage.
  • Virgo: The average person has one Fallopian tube.
  • Libra: I remember being superyoung, like nine or ten years old, and thinking, 'Man, I wonder what famous people eat for breakfast. They must have some special kind of cereal!' My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.
  • Scorpio: But, I mean, teenagers just generally aren't very likable. I know I wasn't as a teenager.
  • Sagittarius: I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.
  • Capricorn: I like to call everyone that I find slightly annoying a 'sociopath.'
  • Aquarius: Art is a lie, nothing is real.
  • Pisces: Once a week, I like to slip into a deep existential depression where I lose all my sense of oneness and self-worth.

Been playing a lot of Harvest Moon: Skytree Village since classes are over ^q^) 

I was gunning for Dean originally but THEN I saw Gabriel’s event where he ate the dog food to test the quality for his brother’s sick dog and then I fell in love

So yeah, I married him LMAO 

IDK what it is about him but he always seems kinda sly in his expressions…every time he asks me to do a request he always ends it with a “you don’t mind, right?” and he does this SUPER CUTE SMILE AND IM LIKE…GABRIEL, I FEEL LIKE YOU ARE SUBTLY MANIPULATING ME But I am so attracted to you I will give you anything you want

still love you Dean.. someday I will marry you, macho florist

35356) No one talks about binge eating. I think people don’t know what is it, but it’s important because people think that if you eat you’re ok, if you’re fat it’s because you like food and you like eat everything, but they don’t know how much it’s difficult eat something without feeling guilty. People think that the only eating disorders in the world are “bulimia” and “anorexia” but there are a lot of eating disorders without a name. 

dart-the-llama  asked:

A rotom who is still hungry but anxious about what people will think of he eats more

“Well, I will just share it with friends of family then”

I hope you don’t mind being tagged ^^”

@weekly-lotad @pyroardaily @ask-a-rotom @lombredaily @ask-mega-mew @occasional-flydreigon

Hello everybody it’s your friendly daily reminder that T’Challa supported the Accords that the leader of his country, his king, and his father had a hand in creating and is not acting as a sugar daddy for Steve Rogers.

Have a good one.

I couldn’t figure out why I was hungry when it’s only 4:00 but then I realized I forgot lunch, so that’s why.  Ugh.

(this conversation actually happened like a month ago)
  • mom: twitter.com/dubsteppenwolf/status/864902310006280193
  • mom: You MONSTERS. [three crying laughing emojis]
  • me: i knew abt fashion, focus groups, vacations but also work, and golf, but we killed soap?
  • mom: And breakfast, lunch, and dinner, apparently.
  • me: "WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE EVEN EATING" i think we're mostly not
  • me: wait no except we are bc we instagram all our food
  • mom: If you scroll down, someone mentions an extension that replaces "millennials" with "snake people" in all articles.
  • me: and we actually spend way too _much_ on food, which is definitely not bc nice food at restaurants and/or fast things to make at home w minimal time/effort are expensive but one of the only expenses we can usually afford/justify
  • me: oh i have that extension
  • me: i also use it to replace "political correctness" w "treating people w respect"
  • mom: At least they can't call yours the slacker generation (like mine) because you are a murderous army of destruction.
  • mom: I mean you've obviously been busy
  • mom: of course it's all pro bono
  • me: no but haven't you heard we're all super lazy and refuse to work overtime w/o the legally required OT pay
  • mom: Yes but you are easily distracted by participation trophies
  • mom: and also you have no jobs and live in your parents' basements
  • mom: (I'm always wondering who are all these people with furnished basements??)
  • me: oh of course, and those participation trophies definitely meant anything to _us_ and didn't give us all issues w accepting praise unless it comes w criticism bc otherwise it is meaningless and just meant to make us and/or our parents feel good abt ourselves despite having done nothing to deserve it
  • me: (okay yes this?? i know basements are more of a thing in other parts of the country but ?????? and like even if they're furnished, i remember our old basement and the walls were mostly concrete and it was always chilly? it just sounds so unpleasant)
  • me: anyway i did know we'd killed marriage and dating both
  • me: also buying houses and cars
  • [thirty seconds later]
  • me: wait wait wait so i thought we killed marriage bc we were choosing to stay unmarried longer-term, even when living together with romantic partners, but also were killing dating by not actually having monogamous romantic relationships in favor of no-strings-attached hookups
  • me: but so _also_ we're not actually sleeping with anyone?
  • me: that's… an impressive combination of achievements
  • me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ the more you know
I feel that right now what our generation needs is to do the art that’s in our hearts. Do it to the fullest and try to help other people find out that thing that makes them happy. The more people that are doing what’s in their hearts, the more that heart vibration is going to start spreading around the world, and the more people will start thinking, “Wow, maybe McDonalds isn’t what I should be eating, maybe the way they’re teaching me in school is depressing me, maybe I should be climbing trees and meditating more than I should be listening to my teachers telling me that everything I’m doing is wrong.” So it’s taking those little steps towards awareness.
—  Willow Smith
Not Everyone Else

Hey guys!! Sorry it took so long for me to post! It’s been really crazy recently and I’ve been really busy. But here is the request! It’s not something that I’m really proud of. I feel like I couldn’t get the full emotional depth needed. I hope you guys like it anyways! Love You lots! xx

It started at the Chippy. 

Archie bought the gang an order of chips to share. They were devoured within moments. All that was seen by Finn was a swirl of hands and chips before him. Although, throughout the chaos, he never did see the hands he has become to know so well. He glanced over at her, to see her laughing at something Chop did. She caught his eyes, questioning her on why she hadn’t gotten any chips. 

I’m not hungry.”

She mouthed to him. Her slight inability to stare at him in the eyes after didn’t go unnoticed by him. He shook it off, however, simply taking her word. 

A few days had passed and she and Finn were sitting on the floor of his bedroom listening to the sweet sound of Oasis flowing throughout the room. 

“I’m getting a bit hungry,” Finn chuckles as they heard his stomach growl. “Well go get you something!” Rae laughs. Finn stands up and holds out his hand for her to grab. “Only if you come with.” She rolls her eyes as she takes his hands and follows him down the stairs to the kitchen. She sits at the counter as she watches him wander around looking for ingredients to make sandwiches. “Here you go,” Finn says as he plops down next to her and sets two sandwiches down for them. “Oh, I’m not hungry.” He looks at her then, contemplating bringing up what’s been on his mind ever since that day at the chippy. Finally he just sighs and figures fuck it. “Why don’t you eat?” She was caught off guard by the question. She didn’t think he would notice. But obviously she was wrong. “I do eat.” That was her retaliation. Not much of one, but it’s all her mind could process at the moment. Finn grabs one of her hands and starts to play with her fingers. “Then why don’t you eat in front of me?” He looks up at her and she saw all the confusion and hurt he was feeling. She brings her hand up to caress his cheek, “It’s not just you Finn. It’s everyone.” “What do you mean?” This wasn’t helping. It was only confusing him more. She sighs, “I have trouble eating in front of people. I’m so scared of what they will think. If I eat unhealthy food the they will all just look at me and think ‘oh yeah that’s why your so fat’ but if I eat healthy food then they will say 'who do you think your kidding? You didn’t get that way by eating that’. I just don’t want to go through that.” Its all making sense to him now. And it’s pissing him off. “Well fuck them!” He exclaims, getting up from his seat, “They are all a bunch of twats that can’t love themselves so they judge others. Don’t worry about what they think Rae. Just know that I love you and that you can eat as much as you want in front of me. I don’t want you getting sickly on me.” Rae laughs and rolls her eyes at his dramatics. One second he’s pissed off and the next he’s her worried and caring Finn. “So will you please eat this sandwich? You don’t even need to eat all of it.” She looks over to him and sees nothing but love and concern for her. She shakily grabs the sandwich he made her and takes a bite. She finds it hard to swallow but manages as Finn sits back down. “That’s my girl,” he mutters as he kisses her cheek. She might not be able to eat the whole sandwich that day, but soon she will be able to enjoy a full course meal in front of a whole restaurant. All because of her Finn.

Supernatural inspired starter sentences
  • “What would you rather have? Peace or freedom”
  • “You know, you really suck at goodbyes”
  • “This is the last we will see of each other for a very long time
  • "I don’t want you to save me”
  • “Every fibre of me wants to die”
  • “I made a promise”
  • “If it’s not to late, I think ill like to take you up on that beer”
  • “it’s ok. It’s going to be ok”
  • “This was a test”
  • “I chose family.”
  • “endings are hard but then again, nothing really ends, dose it?”
  • “You gotta promise not to try and bring me back
  • "Go live some apple pie life”
  • “It has been a year”
  • “beautiful loser”
  • “You cant have it all”
  • “Get the salt”
  • “I am not here at the moment”
  • “You have the eye of a tiger”
  • “Something…not natural”
  • “I have had some crap jobs”
  • “you have been poisoned, what ever thing you think you have been seeing, it’s not real”
  • “I was expecting a hug, some holy water in the face, anything”
  • “You have no idea what is in some peoples walls. It could eat them alive”
  • “I think she likes you”
  • *distant screams*
  • “What the hell was that?”
  • “im…coming…for…you”
  • “Call it a hunch”
  • “Pig n a poke”
  • “What was that sound?”
  • “careful is my middle name”
  • “Thats not a demon, is it?”
  • “The light is flickering. Urg, got to call an electrician again.”
  • “…sulfur”
  • “Are you hunting something?”
  • “You have yellow eyes…”
  • “Add a little spice to all that sugar”
  • “You cant outrun your past”
  • “Carry on my wayward son”


    “You know what they say, ‘you are what you eat’. People think I have more of a personality of tofu; soft… and bland,” Jinki kid. “My members are like the sauce that makes me tasty. Wait, what am I even saying now– No, no.” He shook his head as he narrowed his eyes at Mingun. “You’re trying to change the topic! Don’t be so modest. I mean, have you looked at yourself in the mirror lately?”

“That’s impossible. And yes I have looked at the mirror in fact I just did before we met. It’s pretty much the same.” Mingun replied, he waved his hand at Jinki in dismissive manner. Soft and bland? Well Jinki was always been kind hearted, it kind of make sense that people would see him like that.

“I am not changing the topic. And what are you even saying? Sauce… tasty?” It was Mingun’s turn to narrow his eyes at his friend. “Is there something that you want to say Lee Jinki?” he teased.