what other tags can i put here

there are so many things about this that I hate but if I don’t post it now it’ll just skulk in my WIP folder so HERE have some gorgeous liara modelling some plus-size outfits I found on the internet!

feat. “alternate casino heist dress” “the smart-casual shadow broker” “springtime on thessia” “blue beach babe bikini booty” “the cutest dang archaeologist ya ever met” and “that’s DOCTOR t’soni to you!”

I was gonna put my usual disclaimer on here but you know what? fuck that. if you gotta problem with liara not being skinny then you can fight me and all the people who’ve left tags on my other drawings saying how much they love chubby!liara. we’ll be waiting for you.

soul-rin-natsu  asked:

Can you recommend any klance fics?.

I can definitely recommend lots of klance fics. As in, lots lots. I am not completely sure what you are looking for/what you have already read though, so I’m just gonna list some of my favorite authors with some of my favorite fics. 

Quick additional info: there are no explicit fics on here, though some are rated mature. All of the stories have klance as their only ship but since I intended this to be author recs rather than fic recs, I will mention what kinds of other ships appear in other fics. 

Now then, here you go, in no particular order:

manamune

- Crossroads (106k): not quite canon verse, not quite AU - check the summary

- Plunged (6k): canon verse, Lance teaches Keith how to swim

Roommates (6k): modern AU, Artist!Keith, Photographer!Lance, exactly what the title says

This author’s writing is amazingly smooth and I particularly enjoy their Keith. Crossroads was my favorite fic for a long, long time until I found some others that were just as good :D [this author also wrote some nsfw and sheith]

magisterpavus 

- He Who Fights Monsters (65k): AU, there are dragons

This author has a style of writing that makes you forget that time exists. Like, you read their stories, look up 2 hours later and go “what the hell I only just started reading 5 minutes ago”. Their fics are pretty action-heavy but the romance part never falls short. [they wrote a lot of nsfw, their newest fic is shklance]

mackerelmademedoit

- Entangled (102k): canon verse, Keith and Lance get mind-melded

- Right-hand Man (4k): canon verse, Keith approaches Lance after the end of season 2 to talk about their roles from now on

Amazing characterizations here. I particularly enjoyed the OS because it seemed like something that genuinely could happen like this in canon… sadly I don’t think it will, but one can dream, right :’D Also amazing art! [they wrote some nsfw]

redburn

- it had to be you (9k): modern AU, Keith and Lance are professors, lots of flirting

- Echoes In Your Mind (7k): canon verse, Keith is turning Galra

- let the whole world know (4k): modern AU, soulmates AU

I honestly don’t know why I like this author so much? Probably because they can squeeze an entire story into less than 10k words, complete with character development and appearances from friends etc. I liked many more of their OS but there are just so many, you should check it out for yourself. [they wrote some nsfw and shallura]

varelsen

- Not That Bad (68k): modern AU, socially anxious!Keith, lots and lots of fluff

- just like that (10k): canon verse, Lance struggles with his crush on Keith

this author just? makes reading feel so good? so relaxing?? Their style is focused on conveying emotions and flows really nicely, I strongly recommend to give it a try. [their newest story is nsfw and includes lancelot]

battleshidge (Amiria_Raven)

- Drive Me Crazy (8k): modern AU, lots of flirting and stupid pick-up lines

- Next Level (33k; WIP): modern AU, online gaming, they know each other but they don’t know that they know each other

The style of writing is really, really good and I love how everyone’s friendships get portrayed. The author is also pretty good at writing conflicted emotions. [they wrote some shallura and shidge]

aknightley

- it’s all in my head (8k): canon verse, mind meld

This author is super good with emotions. You always end up feeling what the characters are feeling and I’d definitely recommend going through their other fics as well - once again, there are just so many that I won’t list them all. [they wrote some nsfw and shallura]

lemoninagin

- You Can Fog Up My Windows Anytime (3k): modern AU, all the awkward flirting

Another author that has a fantastic style of writing and portrays the characters really well. Also another author that wrote so many good things that I can’t possibly put them all on here. [they wrote some nsfw, sheith, shklance, shallura- lots of stuff, check the tags]

MilkTeaMiku

- Moonset Deep (50k, WIP): mermaid AU, lance is the mermaid

- The Quiet (40k, WIP): ghost AU, lance is the ghost

- 7 Days Series (pt 1 - 30k, pt 2 - 30k, pt 3 - 4k): canon verse, lance/keith get turned into babies

Amazing writing, plot-orientated. Don’t let that fool you though, the emotions never fall short. [they wrote some shallura, shance and other ships - also their fics aren’t rated. the ones listed are entirely sfw]

Zizzani

- Drive It Like You Mean It (94k): modern AU, street racing AU, it gets pretty intense later

This writer has a really fluent and nice style of writing and they somehow manage to easily let lots of characters interact. Everyone feels extremely in character and nothing feels forced. Also I know nothing about cars and yet their fics belong to my favorites, so give it a try. [they wrote some shallura]

shipstiel

- Of Don Juan And Elvis (3k): modern AU, soulmate AU

- Barbie Girl (2k): modern AU, soulmate AU, continuation

I’m not sure whether it’s just me but no matter what fic of them I read, they always feel– soft. Easy. Something good for in-between. One of their fics (not the ones listed here) has some pretty heavy topics in it and yet I still feel like that. [they wrote some shallura]

Gigapoodle

- A Moment in the Snow (3k): canon verse, Galra!Keith, snowball fights, fluff

- Carpe Diems and Chrysanthemums (14k): modern AU, hanahaki disease, trans Lance, angst with a happy ending

- A Quarter Past Midnight (14k): canon verse, trans Keith, angst with a happy ending

This author is amazing at writing angst. It just always hits you right in the feels. Like damn. I adore their writing so much but ho boy I was too scared to click the one Chara Death fic they wrote. I couldn’t do that to myself, the two longer OS that I listed here already gave me enough feelings. [they wrote some shallura]

Trashness 

- Nightmares (15k): canon verse, sleeping together, as in snuggling, fluff

- Costumed Identities (42k): modern AU, cosplay AU, they know each other but they don’t know they know each other

This author writes Keith’s and Lance’s interactions really nicely. They also never fail to make me smile/laugh with their fics, they are all really cute!! Lots of light heartened stuff here.

SKayLanphear

- Running Flat (11k): canon verse, thought sharing, lance is trying to figure out who has the crush on him

- A Commutal Contract (24k, WIP): canon verse, bed sharing

I really really really enjoy this author’s Lance!! He feels incredibly in character and I swear I can see him act in canon just like he does in the fics. Their style of writing is fluent, nice and adapts really well to the situation.


[I also really enjoy witty_name’s and freshia’s fics, both of whom usually put background shallura into their fics though so I couldn’t list them here]


Aaaand that’s it for now! :D If you have a specific length/specific topics/specific ratings in mind for what you want to read, feel free to send another message!! You can also visit the fic rec tag on my blog, maybe you’ll find something else there.

/EDIT: now there is a part two with some other of my favorite fics

Miraculous Ladybug multi-collab for ML artists!!

Okay, I recently thought of this neat idea to make a multi-collab with any ML artists.. but what for? Do you remember how in the opening they have all of the characters stacked up on one another? Here is a reference down below..

I want to recreate that but on one large page with a whole bunch of artists! ALSO VERY IMPORTANT!! I would like to mention that while discussing this with a couple of peeps we are not doing them in their civilian forms, but in their akumatized/superhero forms! (this does NOT include the new spoiler versions, only Ladybug are Chat Noir are superheros in this)

I figure that if any artists are interested in participating, PM me here on tumblr and tell me what character you want to do. If there is more than one person who wants to do a character, then the one who asks first gets the slot! Any artist can do this as long as they are fairly recent on here (still running as of the start of this year) and they message me that they want to do it along with the characters left they want to do! There is no specific date quite yet but I figure the due date will be around late may ;D

Here is the list of 25 + 3 other akuma that states which characters (in order of pic from left to right, bottom to top) are taken or still open! I will update this every so often so keep in check if you’re interested:

  1. Ladybug - taken by me, @themasquedfox
  2. Lady Wifi - taken by @megatraven
  3. Puppeteer - taken by @becksyart or @beckyehhh
  4. Vanisher - taken by @thelastpilot 
  5. Chat Noir - taken by @australet789
  6. The Bubbler - taken by @larvesta
  7. Antibug - taken by @alazic02
  8. Princess Fragrance - taken by @anipwrites or @anip-art
  9. Reflecta - taken by @artgraveyard
  10. Dark Cupid - taken by @krissysally
  11. Horrificator - taken by @faoghart
  12. Gamer - taken by @evieoftheisle
  13. Timebreaker - taken by @stellalights
  14. Stormy Weather - taken by @kawasakies
  15. Stoneheart - taken by @cupcakeismynamebitchez
  16. Evillustrator - taken by @minis-art 
  17. Rogercop - taken by @foxyclocks
  18. Pixelator - taken by @sadrien
  19. Darkblade - taken by @dracoskullart
  20. Simon Says - taken by @thewonderfulwizardofass
  21. Guitar Villain - taken by @nalciel
  22. The Mime - taken by @art-esque
  23. Copycat - taken by @mocchidochi
  24. The Pharaoh - taken by @whydocowsfall
  25. Mr. Pigeon - taken by @baneismydragon
  26. Volpina (added slot) - taken by @akiwitch or @akidoodles
  27. Kung Food (added slot) - taken by @orbeck
  28. Animan (added slot) - taken by @dragonontheside

I tried to make this as organized as I could! As you can see there are 0 slots left!

Here are some general questions asked concerning this collab:

  • Do we have to use the same poses as the civilians do? Not at all, but it would definitely be preferred! If you do change it up, try to keep it simple. Please talk to me about it with some sample sketches for your idea if you do decide to do so (especially for the ones with characters together like alya/marinette and adrien/nino– see to me about it if you have these characters)
  • Can we do traditional art? Yes! You can do either traditional or digital!
  • If I am doing my piece traditional, how would I enter it in for the collab? Now I haven’t messed around with traditional art yet, but I’m pretty sure you can scan it in and place it as a transparent png. file, then send it to me! I hear Camscanner is also a pretty good scanner for that sort of thing.
  • What about the image type? In order for it piece to be accepted and assembled into the final pic, you must have your final piece a transparent png. file, that way it is easier to put on the canvas!
  • What is the due date to send it in the pieces? I haven’t settled on a certain date yet, but I’m thinking late may! I can only hope everyone gets it done earlier ^^;

Let me warn you that there may be some parts of your artwork covered up by others artwork based on the MLB opening character stack, so here is what I will say for you to do– I want you to post your piece of the collab on your blog and tag me in it so that I can provide a link to each individual piece from the full final collaboration that I am posting here. Please only watermark your artwork on your piece that you post on you blog and not the one you send me!

Thanks for checking this out and I hope you all have a wonderful day! I’m sure it will look lovely when it’s done <3 Message me if your interested and tell me what character you would like to do and feel free to ask me questions in the ask box too or through a PM! I look really forward to it!!

Quick shoutout to @the-bored-bookworm for helping me put this idea together! I seriously appreciate it!! OvO

[I will update and edit this often]

Negan/Rick Fic List

(Last Updated: April 14, 2017)

List of fics I personally loved. Made this so it’s easier for me to find them. Prolly the closest thing to a fic rec list I can do (I’M SORRY)…

Chaptered (Complete):

Chaptered (Ongoing):

Oneshots:

Fic Collections/Answered Prompts:

By @hatterized​ :

By @neganstonguething​ :

By @psychosexualnegan

By @ocegion 

“One shot where Rick is saved by Negan after he stops breathing and it’s hella awkward.” (I see what you did there anon ;D )

That’s it for now. There are other fics that I’m interested in and currently following, but I’m still waiting to see how they go and how I feel about them??? So I won’t add them here for now… Will be constantly updating this post I guess.

Omake(chi) #1 !

I decided to make a new segment in the blog because of the overwhelming quantity of asks about it. I’ll call it “omake(chi)” for now. So, what is it about?

Here i’ll answer OoC questions (so they’re in the same place, instead of dispersed in the blog) and small questions that, i feel, don’t have a big answer and i can’t make a single post about.

I don’t want to make you feel ignored or something like that, so i’ll answer all of it here! I hope it works ;;

Now that it has a name, you can mute #Omake(chi) or #Omakechi if you want!

More under the line!  (Ask count: 20)

Keep reading

Miraculous Ladybug idea dump

• Alix kubdel as Jade Turtle (cuz she lives fast and could learn something from going slow)

• (what if Master Fu was a Daredevil when he was younger)

• I’m becoming more and more okay with Nino as Le Paon (did I spell that right?)

• frigged HYPED for Chloe having the bee miraculous

• no I don’t think she’ll use it for evil that doesn’t make any sense to me

• she likes ladybug so the minute the kwami appears (and she calms down) she’ll be down with becoming a superheroine to help Ladybug

• I think she might have some problems at first but like she’ll learn to work within a group

• HECK YEAH ALYA AS VOLPINA

• ya know I used to think that Juleka’s Photo Jinx/Curse might’ve made her a good candidate for La Paon.

• like it might help her with esteem issues and the feeling of not being seen

• I mean how the hell would you not see a peacock superheroine strut down the street

• I think that maybe Mrs Agreste had been La Paon

• I’m not sure if Gabriel knew tho

• maybe he did

• ldk

• pretty sure that the Miraculous holders all fought monsters

• I think Mrs Agreste got eaten by a monster

• ok I saw other animal themed superheroes in that book Adrien/Gabriel had are there more than just the seven Miraculous’ we know of???

• like I think I saw a deer themed super hero

• where the fuck are these other people

Teamiplier Coraline/Others AU Part two

Just gonna say again that I used a mixture of the movie and book and for this part I did not really use the script/book in order. 

~Part 1, Part 2 (you are here), Part 3 (coming soon)~


The door led to a happier and more alive version of the room she came from. Amy stood shocked before an intoxicating smell filled her nose. Her heart lifted and her head cleared at the smell. Amy heard a low voice humming a tune.
She decided that the voice could answer her questions. She walked silently as she could, not wanting to alert the voice she was there, in case she saw something that would make her run away in fear. She walked to the kitchen were she found the source of the smell and the voice.

Before Amy could stop herself, she blurted out, “Mark? What are you doing here? I just saw you sleeping.” He turned around and smiled, sweetly. Amy jumped back, looking at him. He was not Mark. Mark did not have button eyes!

“You’re just in time, my love! Dinner is almost ready!” He said as if he was the happiest thing alive. Amy shook her head.

“You’re not my Mark!” Amy said, wide eyed, “My Mark has-he doesn’t have buttons for eyes!” He let out a chuckle, tapping his button eye.

“Like them?” He asked. Amy gripped the door frame as if she was going to fall. “I’m your other boyfriend or other Mark, whichever is easier.” He put on oven mitts and opened the oven, taking out a golden chicken breast. The smell seemed to put a sort of spell over Amy, making her feel more comfortable and hungry. 

“Would you please get Jack? He’s in his recording room. Tell him dinner’s ready.” He said. Amy slowly let go of the wall and walked to where Seán’s recording room would be. She knocked on it, quietly. 

“Come in!” Seán’s booming voice yelled out. Amy opened it to see Seán smiling at her with green button eyes. It suddenly did not feel right to call him Seán, even in her own mind. She gripped the door knob tight.

“He wanted me to tell you that dinner’s ready.” Amy mumbled. Other Seán nodded. He perked up. 

“Hey! Wanna hear me on the drums?” He asked. Amy frowned. 

“My Seán said that couldn’t play on the drums. That he needed practice before he could do it again.” Amy said. Other Seán blew a raspberry and waved his hand down. 

“But I can. Watch me!” He jumped up from his recording chair and ran to his drums. He grabbed his sticks and started to beat the drums. Amy was shocked to hear him sound so good.

“Making up a song about Ammmyyyy!” He sung. “She’s a great gal, a sweet lass, and a friend of minnne! Doooo doooo dooooo making a song about Ammmyyyy!” Amy held up her hand to her mouth to hide her giggles. Other Seán finished and stood up, bowing. Amy smiled and clapped. 

“Alright!” He exclaimed and stopped bowing. “Dinner’s a-waitin’! Don’t wanna make Mark wait too long.” He ran pass Amy and out the door. She felt the need to keep with his hyper energy and ran after him. When they got to the dinner table, her eyes widened, seeing all the food laid out on the table.

In the middle was the chicken she saw Other Mark take out, along with warm and golden dinner rolls, piles of fluffy mashed potatoes (which Other Seán seemed to be salivating at), some pineapple thing, and different kinds of vegetables. Other Mark and Other Seán were sitting, waiting for her. Amy took a seat in the middle of them, eyeing the two. She suddenly felt very cautious again. 

“What are we waiting for? Let’s dig in!” Other Seán exclaimed. Other Mark nodded. 

“What about the others?” Amy quickly asked. The two looked at her, making her want to melt into the chair and disappear under their creepy stare. 

“They said they are planning something big for tomorrow. Wait till you see.” Other Mark grinned. Amy nodded. 

“Now, let’s eat! Those potatoes are begging for me to eat ‘em!” Other Seán said, making Amy smile. Maybe things were completely different. This Seán had all the energy and love of potatoes as her Seán did. 

Other Mark smiled and clapped his hands. The food started to rotate around, slowly. Amy carefully ripped off a bit of the chicken and put it on her plate. She cut it and took a small bite. Okay, she took back any precautions of this place. This place should never be bad with such wonderful food! She took some of the peas, corn, and potatoes on her plate. She tried to eat as quickly and gracefully as she could. She heard Other Mark laugh.

“You must be really hungry if you’ll eat my food.” He said, smiling and looking in love.

“What? Did you poison it?” Amy asked, raising an eyebrow Mark shook his head and frowned. 

“W-What? No! I would never do that to you!” Other Mark said, seeming sad.  

“I think he would poison mine though, way before he poisoned yours.” Other Seán snorted. Amy smiled and shook her head. 

“Well, I think this is the best food I’ve had in a while! Mark hasn’t cooking in a while and I miss it.” Amy smiled. Other Mark perked up and seemed to be feeding on her validation. 

“Thank you!” He nodded. “Want anything else? Perhaps dessert?” Both Amy and Other Seán perked up.

“Hmm… Dessert does sound wonderful but a drink sounds better at the moment.” Amy said. the chandelier dropped before her, showing a myriad of drinks. Her eyes widened, before she picked her favorite coffee. 

The dinner went away as Amy took the first sip, closing her eyes to relish in the taste. She opened them to see a cake that said ‘Welcome home!’ in her favorite color. Candles appeared, lighted, atop of icing flowers. Amy frowned. 

“Home?” She asked. Other Mark gave her a hopeful look.

“Yes. Home. We have been waiting for you, Amy.” Other Mark said. Amy looked taken aback.

“F-For me?” She asked. The two nodded. 

“It’s a lot more fun and exciting with you here.” Other Seán said. 

“Um… I… Really?” She asked, not sure how to respond to the two. 

“Why would we lie to you?” Other Mark asked. “Any way, I thought we would go on a walk or something after dinner!” 

“Oh!” Amy said, surprised. “I-ah- I think I should head back to my Mark-“ 

“I am you’re Mark, well, I guess other Mark.” He said. Amy frowned. 

“Yeah… He’s probably worried and I’m really tired. Yeah. I’m gonna head to bed.” The two nodded. 

“Alright, the room’s all made up.” Other Mark said. He got up and put a hand on her shoulder. “Good night, Jack.” 

“Good night Mark and Amy!” Other Seán said. 

Other Mark grabbed Amy’s hand and lightly pulled her to her feet. Amy took her hand from Other Mark and started to walk away. She tried to walk to the door, but Other Mark redirected her to the stairs. She walked up them and let Other Mark show her the way. He opened to bed room to show a bed fit for a queen, little origami birds flying around the room, and all her pictures taped to the walls moving around.They all turned to look at her and waved.

“Amy!”
“Hey, Hey, Amy!”
“Hey, girl!”
“Look, it’s Amy!”

Amy smiled at all the pictures and turned around as the birds flew around her. Other Mark slipped his arms around her waist and placed his head on her shoulder, smiling. 

“Do you like it?” He asked. Amy got caught up in the moment and placed her hands on his hands, sinking in his embrace. 

“It’s amazing.” She gasped.
“I’m happy you love it. I aim to please.” He hummed. Amy let go of him to turn her head, so she could look at him. She quickly remembered were she was and let go of him. She walked to the bed and slipped off her slippers.

“Yeah. I’m going to bed now.” Amy pulled back the covers and slipped into bed, hoping she could escape by tricking him into thinking she was asleep. She quickly found this an issue as she sunk into the bed, feeling as if she had just laid down in the softest thing to exist. 

“I’ll be with you soon,” Other Mark leaned down and placed a kiss on her head. “I have some business to attend to. Just cleaning up the kitchen and what not. Goodnight, my love.” 

Amy closed her eyes but not before swearing seeing him fix his outfit.

….

Amy quickly sat up, breathing heavily. She looked around the room, grasping her covers in the morning light. She calmed down seeing that she was in her room. Not the other room. She looked to the side, seeing Mark was already up. Amy sighed and got out of bed, getting ready for the day.

“No, Mark! I’m telling you it felt so real! You and Seán were there, but you guys weren’t you!” Amy explained as she and Mark ate breakfast. Mark chuckled. 

“Amy, you’re making no sense. We checked that door. It was just bricks. Plus, Seán isn’t even here yet,” Mark said, “oddly” He added quietly. 

“Well, I know that.” Amy said, playing with her food. She smirked. “But other you was a lot more nice.” Mark rolled his eyes. 

“None of my ‘other’ mes are nice. You better be careful your dream Mark with button eyes isn’t tricking you.” Mark said, waving a piece of pancake. 

“I think your jealous of him.” Amy teased. Mark shook his head. 

“Nah. I don’t think I would be jealous of living with Seán and only seeing someone else occasionally. Actually, that sounds like a nightmare” Amy let out a laugh. 

“Ok, Mark.” He smiled at her, before his phone went off. He looked at it and frowned. 

“Um, I have to take this.” Mark said, getting up and leaving. “Go see the others for somethin’” He mumbled, leaving a lonely Amy. 

“Yeah.” She whispered, getting up to place her plate in the sink and cleaning it. She walked out of the apartment into the cold air. She wrapped her arms around herself and walked over to the boys first. She knocked on the door and got an answer right away. 

“Oh, hey, Amy.” Tyler said. Amy smiled. 

“Hey! Mind if I hang out?” She asked. Tyler shook his head

“No. Come on. I promise this time we won’t put you to work.” He said as Amy came in. 

“I don’t mind.” She said. 

“Is that Amy?” Ethan asked, his head poking out of the kitchen. Amy waved.

“In the flesh.” Amy said. Ethan smiled and left the kitchen. They all sat down and talked for a bit. Amy told them about the dream. Ethan seemed very interested. 

“Really? That is… strange but interesting.” Tyler said, after Amy recounted her dream. She nodded. 

“Ohhhh! I have an idea! Amy, you like tea, right?” Ethan asked. Amy shrugged.

“I don’t mind it. Why?” She asked. Ethan beamed. 

“Stay here.” He ran into the kitchen and got her a cup of tea. “Ok, drink most of it, just try not to drink the leaves. I’ll be right back.” He ran back into the bedrooms.

“Um, ok?” Amy said, before starting to drink her tea. Ethan came back with a book.

“Ok, lemme see your cup.” Ethan said. Amy showed him. He nodded and took it. 

“Are you reading my tea leaves?” Amy asked. Ethan nodded.

“Yeah. I forgot I had this book and I wanna try it!” Ethan said. “Ok, I think I know what it is. I think this thing, here,” he pointed to some of the tea leaves, “means danger. You better be careful in those dreams.” He smiled, being sarcastic.

Amy rolled her eyes, “Will do, Eth.” Tyler smirked.

“Who knows? Maybe this ‘Other Mark’ is Dark and ‘Other Seán’ is Anti.” Tyler said. The other two giggled.

“Ok, yeah.” Amy said. They continued to talk, before Amy decided to go see Kathryn. She left the two and quickly made her way to Kathryn. She knocked on the door.

“Hey, Amy.” Kat smiled. 

“Hey, Kat? Mind if I hang with you?” She asked. 

“Nope. We can hang out, just not inside. I want to keep the challenges a surprise.” Kat smiled. Amy chuckled. 

“Jeez! What are you plaining?” Amy asked. Kat shrugged. 

“You’ll see.”

ULTA TIPS

So recently friends of mine have been asking how I get so much from ULTA, so rather than repeating my same list of things I do everytime to each of them, here’s a handy dandy masterpost of everything I do B)

**DISCLAIMER. THIS IS A LIST OF EVERYTHING THAT WORKS FOR ME PERSONALLY. I DO NOT NOW THE LAYOUT OF EVERY ULTA NOR THE RULES EVERY ULTA FOLLOWS INDIVIDUALLY. EVERYTHING STATED HERE SHOULD BE TAKEN WITH A GRAIN OF SALT. **

continuing on.

**step one. scope the place.**

I prefer to do this a week or so before I come to the store. If you come the exact day before and an employee recognizes you from the day before, that could be a bit sus. Take note of how the SAs act. Are they extremely friendly? Do they bombard you with questions once you enter? Or are they more relaxed, doing nothing much in their section. Scope out the cameras in the store. I lie to do this by pretending to drink from a offee cup, taking a sip and looking u at the ceiling for cameas. Go to any areas you may believe could be blindspots, popular areas I’ve noticed from reading here are the drugstore section and low end hair care isle. When at these ‘blindspots,’ chec in site for cameras. My rule of thumb is if you can see a camera, it can see you, so keep that in mind when scoping out the place. 

**step two. Dressing the part.**

Have some form of makeup on, but try not to overdo it with anything over the top that’llcatch the SAs eyes. Try for a natural look, o a subtle smoky eye. Having some makeup on shows that you probably know wat you’re talking about, so it’s good to go in looking like that. Don’t dress in your lazy day clothes, but also don’t dress in your highest fashion. Wear something ashionable, but preferably more neutral colors. Try not to wear bold prints or anything eyecatching. For your purse, choosing something simple and medium sized is your best bet. Try getting something that looks small but can hold a lot. My purse for example is a neutral pink and looks like a smaller handbag, but can hol a multitude of palettes on the inside even though it doesn’t look like it, 

**step three. doing the deed*

Here’s where things get fun. When first arriving to the store, if greeted smile and respond bac. Don’t be a dic, it ain’t cute and they’ll prob watch your more just to catch you if you do something.  I like to do the ‘cottonball trick’ which I read about somewhere here (someone please link me the creditor) Put those in the bag and try to put other ‘fake items’ in to take up space. Now it’s action time. Go to anywhere in the store you like or would like something. Before I go I like to make a checlist on my phone with the ulta app, this is just so I have a gameplan but it’s not necessary. Don’t get greedy. Get whatever you can stuff in your purse in under 20 minutes, because taking longer than that much time is probably gonna be hella sus. Aim for under 10 min if you don’t want to buy anything. Alright, no I’m assuming you got everything you needed. Cool, time for concealing. Go to your blindspot which you staked out the other day, and start concealing . Assume every customer around is LP or a snitch, so don’t stuff or anything with them aroun. Put shit in your bag as fast as you can and as quietly. REMOVING TAGS. Th only tags I’ve noticed are the sticker type, which you can easily peel off. It will make a noise, so try to do soin a timely manner or when noise is going on through the store. Put the sticckers on other items you may see in the blindspot. Items I’ve noticed tagged in stores are naked palettes and contour kits. Keep in mind it may be different with every store with what is tagged and what isn’t, so always double chec. Now’s m favorite part: ‘the speed round.’ I always bring a coffee cup to the ULTA I go to in order to do a trick I learned from here (again someone link the creditor pls). What you do is cut a slit in the the bottom of the cup and cover the sides with napkins, and then shove shit up there that you want. I usually do this is with NYX or buxom lipglosses and lipsticks, as it’s easy and a quick way to get extra oitems you want.

Npow that you have everything, get the fuck out. I you took over 20 minutes, buy cotton balls and maybe some cheep ulta brand shit. If you took under 10 minutes, just leave. 

**step four. LP and avoiding getting arrested**

Assume every customer is lp. Be kind to all sa. Ulta has no chase policy. They can’t do much since they’re strict on staff harming customers, so use this to your advantage. The most they’ll do is write your license plate or call the police. Don’t show whatever’s in your bag to anyone unless they identify that they have warrant to do so. And ofc, if you ever feel even slightly nervous drop whatever you have and leave. Always trust your gut. Love y'all and stay safe, happy lifting! -clyde
talesfromcallcenters: THE TIME I GOT TAG TEAMED BY A GIRL AND HER AUNT

Nothing beats an escalation like an escalation where two people are taking turns snatching the phone from each other to scream at you while one is screaming in the background.

“Hello this is ExteriorPa…”

YOU DAMAGED MY BAGGAGE WE NEED COMPENSATION (“THATS THEM ON THE PHONE?? PUT THAT SHIT ON SPEAKER”)

“Sorry about that one what I can..”

MY NIECE PAID 800 DOLLARS TO GET ALL HER BAGS HERE AND HER BAGS ARE DAMAGED! HER GLASSES ARE BROKEN! THE ZIPPERS ARE BUSTED!

cheeky grin oh no! Are you just now retrieving your bags?”

NO THIS WAS A MONTH AGO (“NO THIS WAS A FUCKING MONTH AGO”)

“Ma'am did you make it back to the airport to make a claim about your damaged luggage?”

NO WE THREW EVERYTHING AWAY (WHYWUWUHSHJW WHY THE FUCK WOULD I KEEP CLOTHES COVERED IN GLASS THIS IS THE WORST AIRLINE IN THE WORLD!)

“I’m so sorry this happened. The best way to resolve your issue is to head back to the airport with the items you DIDNT throw away along with your ticket, and see if they would be willing to take a look at the damaged items?”

WHY CANT YOU DO IT??

“there’s no way that I can assess the damages on items that I can’t see that were caused by the airport. They would need to start a claim process with you at the airport”

(niece snatches phone)

YOU BROKE ALL MY SHIT I PAID 800 DOLLARS TO TRANSPORT ALL MY BAGS

sidenote…who packs glass in a checked bag and then has a meltdown when these items are apparently broken, also…who discovers their baggage is damaged a MONTH later, after physically taking it outside the airport, then calls the airlines reservations department to complain instead of going to the airport? Then claims she threw all the broken items away, but wants compensation?

“I sincerely apologize for the mishap, I would advise that you make it to the airport and plead your case”

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN PLEAD MY CASE?

“For damaged items from mishandling, the airport allows a grace of 72 hours to notify them that items may have been damaged during travel, it’s been over a month are you saying that you’re just now opening your luggage?”

(Mind you she claimed she brought her luggage over because she was moving, meaning all of her belongings are in the luggage she completely forgot about for a month…)

SUPERVISORRRRRRRR

I’m going to keep this reservation open in a separate window for a few hours and see how this one plays out…

By: ExteriorPain

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Oingo Boingo At Dick Clark’s American Bandstand 1983

anonymous asked:

i was never baptized as an infant, and never plan to be baptized by any sort of "priesthood", but would certainly consider myself christian. what's my fate?

Like I think you’re gucci fam, but you *really* should go get baptized?? If you can’t possibly get baptized the “baptism or desire” … mayyyyy count.. but I think that only usually applies if someone dies without receiving a baptism they *would have* gotten, had they been alive. A baptism they wanted.

Baptism is a holy Sacrament instituted by the Lord Jesus, and His priesthood is here to guide us. I can offer more resources if you’d like. It’s truly worth looking into.

I’m putting this in the tags for followers and other Tumblr users to help!

Thanks for the question anon! x

“Is this on sale?”... “Is this on sale?” ... “Is this on sale?“...

Wild eyed woman pops a question as I’m walking past her, “Where are your sale bamboo towels?”
“Our bamboo towels are not on sale right now. If we have any discounted towels with fabrics flaws, they will be mixed in with there respective colors.”
“So… where are your sale towels?”
“They’re mixed in with the full priced towel right here,” I motion towards the three sides of our four sided towel shelving unit, “These three sides are all bamboo towels. That fourth side is all cotton towels, some of which are on sale.”
“I want the bamboo towels. Where are the ones on sale?”
“Okay… like right here,” I put my hand on one of the dark teal bath sheets, “I know that these two teal bath sheets have fabric flaws, so we marked them to 30% off the original price.”
“But I don’t want the bath sheet. I want the towel.”
“I understand. I’m just showing you what I know is on sale. Like these two bath sheets, any other sale towels are going to be mixed in with their respective colors.”
“So, where can I find the sale towels?”
I take a deep breath and try not to raise my voice out of frustration, “Ma'am, I honestly don’t know if we have any other sale bamboo towels other than the ones I just pointed out. The best suggestion I can make is that you look through the colors, find ones you prefer and see if any are on sale.”
“So, the price that’s printed on here? Is that the sale price?”
“The printed price is the original price. If an item is on sale, it will have either a written or printed discount percentage on the price tag.” The woman remains quiet long enough for me to scoot around to the other side of the unit. Another woman begins asking me questions about towels and what sets she might be able to put together in neutral colors as a gift. While I’m still talking with this particular lady, the first woman pops out from around the corner with a bright orange towel and bellows, “SO… THIS towel here. Is THIS a sale towel?”
I look at the tag which reads *30% Off $32.00* “Yes, that is a sale towel.
"SO, what price does that come down to?”
Inner thought facepalm, “30% off $32… so, about nine dollars off. It’ll be around $22.”
“Is that the best you can do with the price?”
“This towel has a fabric flaw. 30% is our standard mark down for normally full priced items with fabric flaws.”
“So, that’s the best you can do?”
“………..Yes.”

Over the next hour I watch her putz around the store asking both another associate, my supervisor and my manager about the prices of items in our store. She looks at an eye glass beaded chain (one of those things people wear to catch their glasses in case they fall off/just don’t want to wear them at that moment) and asks my manager, “So? Is this a good quality product?”
“We’ve never had any returned. We generally take that as a good sign,” my manager replies.
“Well, I’m just not sure about the grips on these. Do you think they’ll hold? Have you ever bought one of these? I mean… has anyone who works here bought one of these?”
“Uh, I think Anne might have one of those.”
“Oh? Is she a friend? What does your friend think of these?”
“No, she works here. I’ve never heard her complain about hers, so I suppose they work just fine.”
“Are these on sale?”
“No, those are full priced.”
Woman squints at the price tag, “What’s the retail price on these?”
“That is the retail price. They’re not on sale.”

The woman comes over to the register with her one bright orange towel, her eye glass chain thing, an American flag coin purse and a little telephone wire woven basket. I scan in the latter item, after which the woman asks, “What did that basket ring up as?”
“It’s $24 - full price.”
“Oh, really?!” she frowns, “I didn’t know. I thought those were on sale.”
I show her the tag, “No, it’s full price.” I wait a second as she looks as if she’s debating within herself, “Do you still want it?”
“Yeah, it’s pretty.” She kind of jitters, “I just have to spend forever in this store. It’s my favorite store,” (I swear to God I’ve never seen her in there before in the time I’ve been working at the store) “Do you have a list of all the outlets?”
“Pardon? Do you mean the Freeport outlets?”
“Yeah. Do you have a list? This is only my first stop.”
“Uh… yeah. We have a pamphlet with a map of all the stores downtown.”

Those poor… poor people working at those other stores. I’m sorry. I’m so sorry.

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I was tagged by the one and only lovely @jishdunwiturshit ~ Thank you so muuuuuuccchhhh💙

Rules: you can tell a lot about a person by what’s in their playlist. Put your music on shuffle and write down the first ten songs. Tag ten other people.

1.) The Internet Is Here by Dan and Phil (seriously that’s the first thing that came on. This is the first time that’s ever happened.)

2.) Spring Day by BTS

3.) Run by BTS

4.) Fake You Out by twenty øne pilots

5.) Migrane by twenty øne pilots

6.) Collar Full by panic! At The Disco

7.) Blood, Sweat, and Tears by BTS

8.) Death of a Bachelor by panic! At The Disco

9.) Am I Wrong by BTS

10.) This is gospel by panic! At The Disco

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On The Run

Yo its ya boi

honestly im going on a writing spree i have so many stories what do i do with them

but heres another one and look at that its gonna be split into parts!

im a mess ughhhhh

anyways i hope you enjoy it and all that jazz love you guys thank you so much for all the support

<3

~June

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On The Run-Part 1

Pairing: Brohm, maybe others to come ;)

Word Count: 2053

Triggers: None? I hope I can always tag it later if you need!

**I do not own any characters or anything, like Bryce Or Ohm or anyone else, this is fiction and they are not really in a relationship**


Easily put, Ohm was running from the police. Yeah, he might have stolen $50,000, but that was beside the point. They shouldn’t have left that bank so unprotected! But before Ohm could sit around and debate in his head anymore, he heard gun shots down the alley way he was running down. Crap, this was really not good. Ohm made a sharp turn, and saw a car parked on the edge of the street, with the engine still running and a person in the drivers seat. Perfect.

Bryce was sitting in his car, enjoying a sandwich when he heard police sirens drive down the street past him. He stopped, looked up at the flashing lights passing his dark car, and then went back to enjoying his delicious sandwich. Bryce heard loud footsteps down the street, and was trying to ignore them because he never got alone time. Not since his roommate Jonathan moved in. Like god he never left Bryce alone. Bryce stopped his train of thought when suddenly his passenger car door was opening and a really attractive guy was getting into his car. Bryce stopped with his sandwich halfway to his mouth, his mouth still hanging open.

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Languages you speak: french, english and i can get behind in spanish and italian

Favourite film of 2016: Rogue One, Captain America, i can’t think of others rn

Last article you read: one on french politics (what a mess…)

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From Eden - Hozier

Red River - Tyler Sjöström

Shakespeare & Heartbrek - Jesper Munk

Last thing you bought online: i booked a bus tour for the lakes of connemera, does it count??

How would your friends describe you? hmmmmm idk an asshole i guess

How would your enemies describe you? an asshole

Who would you take a bullet for? ugh let’s be real i’d take a bullet for anyone remotely nice to me

If you had money to spare what would you buy first? a one way ticket to New Zealand… but for real a nice backpack, i need one and the only one i like is too expensive


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2. Blaine Anderson
3. Barry Allen
4. Angel
5. Peter Petrelli
6. Olivia Pope
7. Chandler Bing
8. Harry Potter (or Ron Weasley, or Hermoine Granger, or Molly Weasley or…you know what? The whole group of Harry Potter good people are all number 8)
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