what other tags are there god only knows

Prompt List

So I said months ago I’d make a prompt / drabble list but I’ve only just done it :) 

For prompt requests send in the numbers of the prompt you want, the character name and fandom with the tag #prompt 


  1. “He’s respectable, but, ya’ know, a little bit dodgy.” 
  2. “We only want to borrow the bar.” 
  3. “You said I’d have proper training!” 
  4. “No! I’m tired of doing what you say." 
  5. "You must find it before the others do." 
  6. "You’re too good for this world.”
  7. “Oh my God. You’re in love with her/him." 
  8. “Yeah, well it wasn’t funny.”
  9. “It’s your turn to make dinner.” 
  10. “Don’t worry, I’ve got you.” 
  11. "I’ve been waiting a long time for you." 
  12. “I swear, I’m not crazy!” 
  13. "Go and live with her/him, then! See if I care.”
  14. “You’re a nerd.” 
  15. “Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion.” 
  16. “I’m ready to try again, if you are?" 
  17. "If we both stick to the story, they can’t prove anything." 
  18. "Do you think he/she crashed the car on purpose?" 
  19. “Is that my sweater/shirt?” 
  20. "If only I’d just gone over when she/he called." 
  21. "You must find it before the others do." 
  22. "I think the room is bugged.”
  23. “That’s starting to get annoying” 
  24. “The landlord changed the locks.”
  25. “You’re cute when you’re sleepy" 
  26. “I did a pregnancy test." 
  27. "You had time to call the police. Why didn’t you?" 
  28. “It’s Christmas, don’t be mad at me.” 
  29. “It’s cute when you blush.” 
  30. "How long have you been standing there?" 
  31. “You’re seriously a man-child.” 
  32. “Is there alcohol?” 
  33. “I told you, no more pets.” 
  34. “You’re bleeding all over my furniture.” 
  35. “Are you coming to bed?” 
  36. “You belong to me and you need to accept it.”
  37. “I’m kind of a big deal.” 
  38. "I just want a nice, easy life. What’s wrong with that?" 
  39. “A smart alec witch, how original.”
  40. “I have to take you to the doctor.” 
  41. "You were meant to be watching him/her!”
  42.    “Well, this is where I live." 
  43. "You make me feel like I’m not good enough." 
  44. “I’m late.” 
  45. “I’m early.”
  46. “Get out of the shower!” 
  47. “You smell like a wet dog.” 
  48. “Oh yes. We’re on.”
  49. “The library is free.”
  50. “You gotta get us a decent place.”
  51. “Well, someone should sue them.”
  52. “Can I ask you something?”
  53. “When I’m as far away from you as possible.”
  54. “That’s brilliant. That’s brilliant! Let’s do it!”
  55.  “Oh God, he’s serious.” 

my GOD reincarnation soulmate AUs

especially when one person always has their past lives’ memories so they always know who their soulmate is supposed to be (sometimes the age doesn’t match for it to be romantic - and sometimes they completely miss each other but hey), and the other only has the one reincarnation where they remember everything

and ohai what a coinkidink it just so happens to be modern day and they stumble onto one another through internet comedy shows. both feel the tingle of their past lives (for one of them, it’s a well-known pain that they’ve learned to adjust to; for the other, it’s like having your insides gouged out since they’re getting it all at once) and they debate with themselves whether they should tell the other

the one who always has their memories is just so tired of waiting that they barely bother anymore and just want to wait for their soulmate to remember, if only an inkling. meanwhile the other is absolutely terrified and they don’t really know how to deal with it bc what does any of it even mean?? like is it destiny or some crap? are they supposed to fess up and admit it on the off-chance that it’s reciprocated? 

when things finally do get settled and both realize how many times the universe has fucked things up for them, it’s like the world just stops thinking about them. they finally both remember, they’ve found each other yet again, so the search is finally over. the universe doesn’t fuck with them again.

4

A path is something you create as you walk it. The ground you’ve trodden hardens, and that’s what forms your path. You’re the only one who can create your own path. Walk on your own. If you haven’t given up yet.

What I don't get about the haters

Is that they actually come into the karamel tag. Like most of the time I just tag my posts as karamel either bc I’m lazy or whatever and I know that is what we mostly do. But yet we still get those cunts reblogging us?! Can you imagine how pathetic their lives must be? For fuck’s sake there’s nothing wrong with being an anti or hating on a ship and posting about it, God knows I do that all the time, cough *styd!a* cough.

BUT I NEVER go into the pro-tag. Like why? Why would I choose to spend my day going into the tag of a ship I loathe, a ship that supposedly repulses me (that is what these assholes say) and makes me want to puke? No, I just stick to the anti tag, and reblog original anti content only, generate my own anti posts and for the love of God I NEVER EVER reblog gifsets or posts from other people that ship it (unless they’re being fucking rude) to hijack and post shit on it, calling the characters ugly or disgusting or even attacking the actors, cause that is just unacceptable. Gifmakers, fanfic writers etc work really hard and it’s just vile to do that. I also always censor the fucking ship name, it can be funny sometimes to make fun of the ship, but I do it so the shippers don’t have to see it. But hey it turns out that only some of us are mature adults. I guess some were born with the IQ of a cockroach (and it’s crawling invading tendencies) and will die with the IQ of a cockroach.

And just so you know antis, if you do reblog me I will answer back and I will insult you BIG time. Don’t think that just bc my fellows choose to be sweet like our ship that I can’t a major fucking salty bitch. I will always get the last word and then I’ll block ya bc I’m petty af.

Originally posted by bloodzx

Another solid reason to talk about the unrecorded gods concept is that by the very nature of the thing–it’s possible you could be the only person you’ll ever meet working with THAT particular god. And that shit gets LONELYYYY

Trust me I know how it feels when established traditions are out, idk, celebrating a huge holiday together in the tags and you’re sitting there like woohoo celebrating my god’s birthday by myself again…what a great time…….

I know if it wasn’t for the wife I’d be way worse off working with Kratos, I’ll tell u that. It’s like sometimes I want to talk to other ppl but where do I fucking begin because there are like 6 books worth of history between my family and his you have to know before anything I say makes sense to you and it’s tiring sometimes u know

And if you’re trying to build a trad on your own it’s hard as hell, because it’s uncharted territory but you’re also mentally contending with the doubt and scrutiny by yourself and that can be Really Hard