what other names are there

anonymous asked:

Sam if you were a rapper what would your name be? (Other than "the brute")

Sam shrugs. “I wouldn’t have one, I can’t rap for shit. I’ve tried. Shit gets me tongue-tied. Y’know who can rap? Y’all ain’t gonna believe this shit, but James can keep a rhythm like you wouldn’t believe and it’s Fucking. Hilarious.”

I remember one time in 7th grade a teacher was asking us about what certain acronyms stood for and she asked about ‘OTP’ and the kids in fandoms yelled “One true paring!” while the normal kids said “On the phone” and everyone was just so confused

Okay real talk… If the Power Rangers writers were trying to make Kimberly seem straight (trying being the operative word)… Why did she have a girl’s nudes in the first place??? 

Not to mention her having the Bisexual Bob and having a date with Trini in Krispy Kreme

[1st attempt]

Peter: Hey, dad can we do this thing that you probably won’t approve of? 

Bucky: Ask your other dads. 

[2nd attempt]

Gwen: Hey, pop? Can we do this thing you most certainly won’t approve of? 

Steve: Ask your other dads. 

[3rd attempt]

Miles: Baba? Can we do this thing? 

T’Challa: Ask your other fathers.

[4th attempt]

Gwen, Peter & Miles: *collected the trio in frustration* Can we please do this? 

Steve, Bucky & T’Challa: Ask your mother. 

[final attempt]

Gwen, Peter & Miles: *surrendering* Can we -

Tony: No.

AND IT BEGINS, YURI!!! ON STAGE.

DRUNK AND FLIRTY VICTOR. BOTH VICTOR AND CHRIS start to flirt a bit and drunk yuuri gets jealous and tells victor to only look at him.

Yuuri wakes up hungover wearing victors bikini pants on his head.

JEALOUS VICTOR DISAPPEARS… WE’VE GOT BOTH JEALOUS YUURI AND JEALOUS VICTOR NOW.

VICTOR IS MISSING, PHICHIT IS BEST MAN.

VICTOR’S MAD AND JEALOUS STRETCHING NUDE…

VICTOR: I AM HIS NOW!

WHO THE HELL IS CHIHOKO?! LMAO

VICTOR WANTS YUURI TO STRIP WITH HIM AND JOIN HIM WHILE STRETCHING. I SWEAR THIS MAN.

BUT HIS HUSBAND DOESN’T CARE, AND JOINS HIM.

WINGMAN OF THE YEAR: PHICHIT CHULANONT.

THE STORY OF HOW DRUNK VICTOR, JEALOUS OVER YUURI, DISAPPEARS AFTER LISTENING TO THE OTHER BOY DRUNKENLY SAY WHAT HE THINKS IS THE NAME OF YUURI’S EX.

YURI!!! ON STAGE, a seiyuu drama reading event which will be release in BD/DVD, this 7/28.

yousef is gonna be so god damn happy when he meets isak and sees how much he loves even and how he’s always there for him because yousef loves even and he definitely feels like he failed him and knowing even has someone is definitely gonna be a huge relief for him

SOMEONE MAKE ME A COMIC OF THIS  P L E A S E
  • Pidge: *successfully hacks into something that saves their asses* Guys i'm in!!!
  • Lance: *was looking over her shoulder the whole time* Holy crow, Pidge, I could kiss you!
  • Pidge: *looks at him seriously* What's stopping you?
  • Lance: what
  • Pidge: what
  • *awkward silence*
  • Pidge: *expectantly waiting* Well?
  • Lance: *secretly hoping that it was some joke*
  • Pidge: *keeps staring*
  • Lance: *realizing that holy s h i t its not*
  • Lance: *internally screaming*
  • Lance: *points to person in the corner* KEITH YOU JERK *gets up and starts arguing*
  • Keith: what did i even do what the fuck