what not to say when you're pulled over

  • Ruby: *Ruby and Weiss stand next to each other, glancing at each other from the corners of their eyes than back to what is in front of the before Ruby broke the silence.* Uh, Hey... Blake?
  • Blake: *For a moment there was no response until Blake's head popped out from Ruby's mattress.* Hello Ruby.
  • Ruby: How's it... ha-*Ruby started to ask before Weiss covered her mouth.*
  • Weiss: Your sister is bad enough. *Weiss Told her girlfriend before looking at Blake.* Blake What are you doing in Ruby's mattress?
  • Blake: Nothing. *Blake muttered as Weiss and Ruby just stare at her with raised eyebrows before she sighs and climbs out the Ruby's bed.* Okay. Okay. I'm hiding. *She admitting.*
  • Weiss: Hiding? From wh-AWH! RUBY! Don't lick me!*Weiss shouted as she whipped her hand away from Ruby who's tongue was sticking out.*
  • Ruby: Then you should let me breath. *She told her girlfriend and turned her attention back to Blake.* So What are you hiding from? Zwei is back with my dad afterall.
  • Blake: *Blake looks down as she sits down on the bed and said in an embarrassed voice.* I'm... hiding from Yang. *At this the whiterose couple looked surprised and then at eachother and back to Blake.*
  • Ruby/Weiss: From Yang?
  • Blake: Yeah.
  • Ruby: But why?
  • Weiss: Are you two fight? Is she mad at you?
  • Blake: No. No. It' nothing like that.
  • Ruby: Then what is it? *ruby Asked taking a seat next to Blake, placing her hand on her shoulder.* You can tell of us. We won't say anything.
  • Blake: I don't know. This is kinda... Private.
  • Weiss: Wait? Is Yang trying to make you do... perverted thing?
  • Ruby: WEISS!! *Ruby yelled*
  • Weiss: I'm just helping sure!
  • Blake: Well you can relax. Yang isn't doing anything like that and I'm a little offended that you would think that. *Blake Frowned at Weiss before continuing.* No Its just that with the exams coming up me and Yang decide to be less... uh.
  • Ruby: Intimate in the bedroom? *Ruby bluntly said making Blake Blush and look at her with surprise.* You two aren't as quiet as you think.
  • Weiss: I'll say.
  • Blake: A-anyway. Since then Yang has been doing this do to me and-
  • Weiss: What thing?
  • Blake: Well... *Blake started when the door to there room opened revealing her girlfriend.*
  • Yang: Hmm? Oh. Hey guys. *Yang smiling giving the whiterose couple and her girlfriend a wave as she walked over to the closet and pull out a bag.* I forget my workout clothe continue what you're doing? *Ruby and Weiss then watched as Yang walked over to the, leaning down towards Blake, cupping her cheeks gentle, and giving her a soft three second kiss on the lips.* Love you kitten. See you guys later. *Yang said as she walked away.*
  • Ruby: See ya sis. *Ruby smiled back.*
  • Weiss: Remember to take a shower before you come back. *Weiss callout and turned back to Blake.* So then What is it that Yang is do-oh.
  • Ruby: Huh? What's wro-Aaaaaw.~
  • Blake: *What Ruby and Weiss sees before then is Blake panting heavily as her cat ears slump down happily with wide starry eyes and a pink blush covering her face. It was a moment before she realized Ruby and Weiss were staring at her, Weiss with worry and Ruby in adorable aw.* THAT! THAT is what she is doing to me! *She then quickly got up and heads straight for the bathroom with a growing darker blush. Leave the whiterose couple aloe in the room with Weiss Blushing knowing why Blake suddenly left.*
  • Ruby: Wait. So Yang's kisses are making her need to use the bathroom?
  • Weiss: *Weiss shake her head.* ... You are too innocent my sweet rose. Too pure and Innocent.

barnsburntdownnow  asked:

WAIT. idk if this is a question on that ask, but you should totally WRITE A LINE OF FIC just one sentence (haha you thought you were gonna get away with not writing story ahahah!)

Dean woke up late and he’s still groggy, kind of sore and still tired after clearing out that creepy-ass house of ghouls outside Jonesboro. He scratches his belly and squints at the ceiling, a little hard and a little horny from whatever dream he’d been having. The bed beside him is empty, and he rolls his fingers slow over his balls, thinking woozily that maybe he’ll just take care of it himself, but–

In the kitchen, Sammy’s standing there leaning against the island in just his boxers, his hair fucked up, cradling a cup of coffee to his chest. “Morning,” he says, when Dean shuffles in, but Dean just plops down on one of the stools at the table and beckons him closer. “What,” Sam says, but he rolls over to Dean anyway, and when he’s close enough Dean clutches him greedily by the ass and pulls him in close, puts his mouth right against the soft bulge in his boxers and breathes out hot. “Oh, hey,” Sam says, putting a hand on Dean’s head, and Dean tugs the waistband down and there’s Sammy’s dick, soft and big and tasty, waiting, and he sucks it in, salt warm skin, mm. Just what he wanted. “Uh, okay,” Sam says, a little breathless. Dean squeezes his ass, settles in for a good morning.

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  • "You can't have sex with your neighbor's backyard above-ground pool."
  • "let me help you out of that swimsuit-- POOL."
  • "I sure hope we become best friends! but I don't hope we have a falling out, leading us to have a tense, emotion-heavy, dramatic, competitive, love/hate relationship later on."
  • "so anyways I regain consciousness, there's cops everywhere, (name) is covered in blood, got an icepick-- haha it was kind of a weird tuesday."
  • "we're gonna be late for anime school!"
  • "I'm just saying, is it illegal if I'm in my OWN pool?"
  • "WHAT'S UP SLUTS. GUESS WHO JUST GOT OUT OF PRISON!"
  • "(name) WAS A BITCH-ASS POSER."
  • "oh no, he's hot when he's sad!"
  • "this reminds me of prison. this reminds me of prison. this DEFINITELY reminds me of prison."
  • "look at that little pimp. he's gonna grow up to be a prison ass mothafucka."
  • "let's skip all the fluff and get to the part where we're shirtless."
  • "homeboy looks like shark week, I ain't messin' with that."
  • "It wasn't a dream! We got arrested for trespassing! We went to JAIL!"
  • "Nah, man, we went to holding. there's a big difference."
  • "Yeah now we owe Easter Dave a favor-- that is NOT a position you wanna be in."
  • "Wouldn't we have seen him around by now? I mean he is a bipedal shark-person."
  • "I'VE GOT MACE!"
  • "Was macing us really necessary AFTER you remembered who we were?!?"
  • "you took the fall for me and I said thank you."
  • "I went to jail!"
  • "I spent 6 months at a correctional facility!"
  • "I stabbed a girl in the yard!"
  • "I think that guard you killed had a family!"
  • "look at that majestic ass mothafucka. like a dolphin or some shit. a dolphin with legs... and arms... and a jetpack."
  • "BITCH GET IN THE POOL!"
  • "that's how they do it in Austrailia."
  • "20 bucks on jabber jaws."
  • "hey, man did you Tivo Glee last night?"
  • "I'm not allowed to watch Glee, my dad says it might turn me into something bad. A musical theater major."
  • "Neither one of them even died!"
  • "they won't let me back into sewing club because apparently when I threaten someone with sewing needles it's deemed 'inappropriate' and I 'have to leave'."
  • "I have to tumblr this!"
  • "a guy with emotional issues who swims away his problems? Lady, that's the whole team, you're gonna have to be more specific."
  • "I ship them! and them!"
  • "they hate each other, but they also fuck each other!"
  • "hey we try not to get this part of the gym wet so whatever you're doing is gonna have to stop."
  • "so do you wanna come back to my place, listen to some Dave Matthews and talk about my work out routine?"
  • "I wonder if that stuff I hid is still here? ...nah, cops probably took it."
  • "do you know? do you know for sure? Because I don't need another incident."
  • "If I get out of this chair I guarantee you'll end up in one with wheels."
  • "Ok. I'll admit, I'm a little threatened."
  • "'sup bitches!~"
  • "aren't you that guy who drowned a kid? and burned down that building?"
  • "get back to it before you learn a lesson in post-war, urban torture practices."
  • "Remember, snitches get stitches!"
  • "shut up you're high as balls!"
  • "you're just mad because mom and dad thought you were a girl for the first year of your life."
  • "right, son. and speaking of crushing disappointments-"
  • "coach tried to get me to vandalize a police station again."
  • "good thing I wore my Heelys."
  • "he's so hot but so crazy! which makes him even MORE hot!"
  • "Come on let me get those digits baby!"
  • "It should be illegal to be that fine!"
  • "oh just basic addition and subtraction. he was subtracting from my profits so I'm going to add a few extra holes in him."
  • "this doesn't seem like the time for polka-renditions of Ke$ha songs."
  • "I hate it when you leave but I love watching you go."
  • "Yeah I've seen him. He's in my scrapbook class. He cuts the eyes out of magazine photos."
  • "your arrest record is extensive... and amateur."
  • "the fact that you continue to avoid indefinite incarceration is insanityAND THE FACT THAT OUR LAW ENFORCEMENT CAN'T PUT AWAY SOMEONE WITH SUCH BLATANT DISREGARD FOR CONVENTIONAL CRIMINAL FUNCTION BAFFLES THE MIND."
  • "I want that boy to be my bride!"
  • "Pilates will do that man, works your core."
  • "what are we waiting for? let's go bro! let's gbro!"
  • "wow you sure said that."
  • "WOOP! WOOP! hold it, I'm gonna have to pull you over for exceeding recommended hotness."
  • "One time we went camping in the woods, I just left 'em there. Nobody found them for like 5 days. I don't even think their families cared, kinda sad, really."
  • "So, what you're saying is, if they disappeared, no one would notice?"
  • "well I've gotta go not talk to you anymore."
  • "I learned how to swim the old fashioned way. When I was five my dad took me out to a lake and tossed me right in the water."
  • "I'm so happy right now! --and it's not just cause I get to see you in a bunch of different swimsuits. Ok I lied, I'm sorry, that's mostly the reason."
  • "SHE'S A WITCH! PUSH HER IN THE POOL!"
  • "hey I know you! You helped me smuggle some stuff out of the country! How've you been kid?"
Him kissing you in the rain after a bad argument
  • Eren: The kiss would come out in the middle of a heated exchange of cuss words and other nasty comments the both of you probably didn't mean. What would push him to kiss you would just be his frustration to prove to you that he loves you even if you're currently in a fight.
  • Armin: Kissing you would probably be his last resort after reasoning again and again and defending himself. He would take it slow, however– taking careful steps towards you before planting a sweet kiss that's asking for forgiveness.
  • Reiner: He would think that you look so hot when you're angry, especially with the rain pouring down on you. This would then push him to just swoop down and give you a big kiss on the lips.
  • Bertholdt: A soft, gentle forehead kiss would be his way of silently saying that he thinks quarrelling over a petty matter is silly and that you guys should just stop it.
  • Jean: The frustration of having to fight over something not important and getting soaked by the rain would make him want to just grab you and end the argument with a kiss. If you were to resist, he would only hold you closer and give you small pecks, whispering "I love you" while he does.
  • Marco: He would first hug you tight, mumbling apologies even if he's not at fault. Once he gets a grip of the timing, he'll slowly press kisses starting from your forehead down to your lips.
  • Connie: According to romance movies, arguments between couples are immediately solved as long as the kiss in the rain happens. His timing will be a little off, considering he may go for it while you're still talking, making the kiss awkward. The silliness of it all may be able to lighten the atmosphere, however.
  • Levi: Once he's had enough of your endless and harsh retorts, he wouldn't think twice to just grab you close to him and kiss you square on the lips. After pulling away, he would declare that the argument is done and over with.
  • Erwin: He would first try to reason out with you and convince you that whatever you're arguing about is not worth it. Once he got you pacified, he would use the chance to pull you into his arms and talk about how he hates fighting with you, then he would seal it with a kiss.
  • Mike: The whole time you'd argue with him, he would be quiet– taking in all your harsh comments and cusses like he deserved it. When he thinks that you're done with what you have to say, he will simply step forward, scoop you into his arm, and give you an apologetic kiss.
Daddy!
  • (A NaLu Fanfiction, also my present to my 200 followers! Thank you all for following my black ass into craziness. Small Gruvia, Gajevy, Jerza and Elfgreen)
  • Many years have passed, people grew up and new people showed up. There were many small little changes but Fairy Tail has never changed, except maybe one little thing.
  • Lucy: NATSU!
  • As the pink haired dragon slayer turns around he sees a blonde, beautiful girl running at him. Before he can react she jumps at him with a hug. They look at each other, both of them smiling.
  • Lucy: You're back! How did the quest go?
  • Natsu: It was a piece of cake like always!
  • Lucy: How many houses did you destroy...?
  • Natsu: Eh?! N-None...
  • Lucy: You sure...?
  • Natsu: *Nods rapidly*
  • Lucy: So the newspaper about a pink haired boy destroying more than half the village wasn't you.
  • Natsu: ...Uhhhhhhh.
  • Lucy: It's okay you big klutz, did you miss me?
  • Natsu: M-maybe I did, maybe I didn't!
  • Happy: Oh he missed you, he was like "I am going to spring back to my Lucy".
  • Natsu: HAPPY!
  • Lucy giggles as she gives him a kiss on the cheek. They hold hands as they enter the guild. It is loud as ever, and it only increased as Natsu entered.
  • Gray: Good job firebrain! Another village that needs fixing! Natsu:Shut it stripper on ice! It wasn't my fault!
  • Gray: Suuuuure it wasn't!
  • Juvia: Aww Gray-sama, you're so cute when you're angry~
  • Gray: J-Juvia not now...
  • Juvia: Hai Hai, Juvia will wait here for your loving embrace when you're done.
  • Gray: Shhhhh...not here.
  • Natsu: What is that Gray? Not man enough to hug your woman?
  • Gray: What did you say?
  • Levy: *sighs* Can you two just be peaceful for one day, look at my Gajeel. He knows how be mature.
  • Gajeel: OI SALAMANDER! Where is the song you promised huh?!
  • Natsu: That was years ago!
  • Gajeel: Yeah and? Write it now or else I make you eat some first rate metal!
  • Natsu: Bring it!
  • Lucy and Juvia: You were saying?
  • Levy: ...Nevermind.
  • Throughout the years, many new couples have been formed. To nobody’s surprise Elfman and Evergreen got together, followed by Erza and Jellal as they finally cleared up his name and joined the guild. Jellal doesn't get away that easily though as he is being teased about lieing to Erza. Then followed by Gajeel and Levy and in the same day Gray and Juvia. Natsu and Lucy took the longest. They were both unsure if the other had felt anything for each other. They tried giving each other signs but those were completely misunderstood. One day they just yelled their love at each other simultaneously and were both surprised and happy. Everybody is happy for them as well, Mirajane the most as she predicted this would happen. That was 2 years ago, they are still together happily. Jellal walks in with a pink box in his hands.
  • Jellal: Well well, fighting like always I see.
  • Erza: Of course *she walks to him* if they didn't then you could say that something would be wrong in this guild.
  • Jellal opens the box with a smile that just says "You like what you see".
  • Erza: J-Jellal! That..That is...You shouldn't have!
  • Jellal: Yes it indeed is your favorite cake, Strawberry.
  • Erza's eyes sparkle and before you know it she is already at a table with the cake and enjoying it. Jellal sits next to her and puts an arm around her as he watches the other quarrel...with magic of course. Jellal blocks any debris that is flying towards them so Erza can have a peaceful eating time.
  • Juvia: Go Go Gray-sama!~ heart emoticon You are making Juvia heart melt with your bare chest and...Gray-sama your pants are missing.
  • Gray: ARGH NOT AGAIN!
  • Natsu: To think that we thought you had gotten over that habit.
  • Gray: Shut up ash breath...Juvia, you don't need to strip too.
  • Juvia: Aww, but Juvia wants to.
  • Gajeel: Shooby Doo Bop!
  • Gajeel smashes his guitar into Natsu face. His head is on fire filled with rage.
  • Natsu: SHOOBY DOO BOP THIS, YOU RUSTY WATERPIPE!
  • The day goes on like that, the girls are smiling as their boyfriends try to beat each other. Erza enjoyed her meal and finished the fighting but that didn't last long as she joined in herself. The guild, once again was a complete mess at the end. Everybody said their good byes and walked home. Natsu and Lucy are walking towards their home. Happy said he will go to Carla and try his luck once again since he felt left out of the couple circle. As they reach Lucy's apartment there was a shield of the Landlady being gone for the weekend. They enter her room.
  • Natsu: Ahhh back to a comfortable and knowing place.
  • Lucy: Were the houses you guys stayed at not good?
  • Natsu: It was filled with bed bugs, I showered by a nearby waterfall.
  • Lucy: How very man like~
  • Natsu: What is that supposed to mean?
  • Lucy: Oh nothing~
  • Natsu: You're weird Luce, you know that.
  • Lucy: You know you love my weirdness.
  • Natsu mumbles as he blushes, Lucy giggles. The sun outside is slowly setting. The room fills with a beautiful orange color. Natsu puts his bags down and stretches, when he looks at Lucy he sees what he always loved to see. A smile, it was the best for him, he never wants that to be gone for any reason.
  • Lucy: I am going to take a shower and change okay? NO PEEKING!
  • Natsu: I won't! How did you come to that idea!
  • Lucy: Just a feeling...
  • Natsu: Eh?
  • She walks into the bathroom and winks at him before closing the door. Natsu sits down on the floor, placed his hands behind his back and stares at the door. He did see her a couple times naked so its not so surprising that she would get suspicious that he would try it again.
  • Natsu: Some of them were accidents though... Oh well, can't blame her.
  • A couple minutes pass and the shower is quiet now. There is the sound of a hair dryer and the door slowly creaks open. Lucy looks out with one eye.
  • Natsu: Is something wrong Lucy?
  • Lucy: N-NO! Can you...please close your eyes?
  • Natsu: Why?...
  • Lucy: JUST DO IT!
  • Natsu closes his eyes quickly, he hears the door of the bathroom closes and she is stepping forward. He smells something sweet coming from her.
  • Lucy: Y-you can open your eyes now...
  • He does and boy is he surprised what he saw. Lucy is wearing very revealing and seducing underwear on. Black stockings, black rose bra and a black panties. She has red lipstick on and she shuffles around very nervously.
  • Natsu: L-L-L-LUCY?!
  • Lucy: SHHH DON'T YELL!
  • Natsu stands up, staring at her with a bright red face, her face turns red as well and she places a closed hand in front of her mouth and looks down at the ground.
  • Natsu: But but but
  • Lucy: I KNOW!...I know but you were gone for so long...and I really want this weekend to be special...
  • Natsu: Special? Wait...you don't mean...
  • Before he can finish his sentence, Lucy leaped at him, making him fall on the bed. They stay there for a minute when Lucy sits up on his lap. She looks down at him, rubbing his chest. She wiggles her hips around and Natsu gets flustered.
  • Lucy: Oh...Looks like even you can be in moods like this.
  • Natsu: I-I don't know w-what you mean!
  • Lucy: Don't worry, I show you...
  • Lucy takes off her bra, takes Natsu hands and places it on her breast. First Natsu hesitates but then he slowly gets into it. Most likely because Lucy let out a small moan when he moved his hands.
  • Natsu: Did I hurt you?!
  • Lucy: N-no silly...it feels good.
  • Natsu: Is that so...what if I...
  • He wrestles Lucy down and places his mouth on of her breast, the more she moans the more he gets into it. He seems to understand what to do and she is definitely enjoying what he does.(Since this is 200 followers special fanfic I won't go into great detail on what they did unless ya request that from me one day xD Too bad, too sad). The night has passed, both of them are sleeping naked, cuddling close to each other. They wake up, give each other one long kiss and smile.
  • As weeks passed Lucy seems to be very nervous about something. Natsu realizes she often leaves the house to go 'have a girls night' but when she comes back she smells like she came back from a hospital. Natsu's curiosity gets the best of him and he grabs her from behind and places her on his lap.
  • Natsu: What's wrong Luce? You seem to be hiding something.
  • Lucy: Oh ehm...I don't know how to tell you this Natsu but...god...I am kinda surprised myself and... I don't know how well you will cope with it.
  • Natsu: Well tell me and we will see.
  • Lucy: Let me just say that whatever I am about to tell you, I am very happy about it and I hope you will be too.
  • Natsu: Okay so its nothing bad.
  • Lucy shakes her head, she stands up. Turns a couple times in her room before facing Natsu while taking a deep breath. She looks him in the eyes, blushes and she says 3 words that made Natsu wide eyed.
  • Lucy: I am pregnant.
  • Silence. Natsu just stares at her, he looks like he just saw a ghost and is trying to understand what he saw. His
  • mouth just closes and shuts.
  • Lucy: Don't leave me in the dark like this! Say something!
  • Suddenly Natsu starts to sweat and smiles nervously. He is grabbing Lucy's tea cup and tries to take a sip but his hands shake so much that it just splatters all over him. He slaps his cheeks and looks at Lucy.
  • Natsu: That...that...THAT IS AWESOME!
  • Even when saying that he is shivering, shaking and sweating.
  • Lucy: You sure? You seem awfully nervous...
  • Natsu: DO I? HUH I DON'T FEEL NERVOUS.
  • The cup he is holding catches on fire. He throws it out of the window.
  • Natsu: I w-w-will get you a n-n-new cup.
  • Lucy: Natsu...what is wrong? You're not happy for us having a child.
  • Natsu finally manages to pull himself together.
  • Natsu: No Lucy it's not that. Its that I can't imagine that we will have a child. I will be a father, you'll be a mother. Maybe some guild members will be the uncles and aunts. I want to be a good father, I need to be a good father. A good man too. I don't want to mess this up but I guess through that I-
  • He keeps on rambling and rambling in a quick manner. He counts on his fingers on things that he wants to do. Lucy first was surprised but she starts to smile and giggle.
  • Lucy: Is the big, strong Dragonslayer scared of taking care of his own child?
  • Natsu: W-who is scared?! M-Me? Noooooooo.
  • Lucy: You are adorable when you are confused and nervous.
  • She gives him a kiss on the cheek, they look at each other and smile together. They spend the day together in her room. Happy flies in and hears about the big news and flies off to tell everybody else. The next day the guild organized a big party for Lucy and the upcoming baby.
  • Gray: Well well well, looks like ash breath managed to add a family member without anybody teaching him.
  • Natsu: You want to go, ice cream boy? So far I know you Juvia is still waiting for a child.
  • Gray: Oi oi, keep your nose out of our relationship.
  • Juvia: Juvia can wait for Gray-sama until he is comfortable with doing it...although Juvia don't mind seducing Gray-sama.
  • Gray: J-juvia! Shhhhhh.
  • Gray blushes strong and puts a finger on her lips. In the mean time Natsu went to Levy and whispered something in her ear. She nods and leads him to the library, she gives him multiple thick books. He goes and hides in a corner and starts reading them.
  • Lucy does not know that Natsu is in the library and this routine goes on for a couple days. Lucy wonders where he keeps on going and why Natsu is so tired all of the time. She secretly followed him. After a couple minutes he fell asleep by the books and she sneaks by to steal a quick glance. They are all books about how to raise a baby, how to be a good father and how to prepare for birth.
  • Lucy: You adorable little idiot~
  • 8 Months pass, Lucy stomach have grown and Natsu has become less nervous about the baby. He does all the shopping so Lucy doesn't need to overwork herself. He sends Happy to look for good baby stores and then goes there to buy all the necessary equipment. Diapers, pacifier, baby milk, a small little bath tub etc. etc.
  • Lucy: Natsu, you should rest a little too, you are overworking yourself.
  • Natsu: I am still full of energy and I will do everything to make you and our child happy.
  • Lucy: That is very sweet of you~ We still need to find a name first.
  • Natsu: Oh god that is difficult...
  • Happy: I think Nashi would work for a girl.
  • Natsu: Nashi?
  • Happy: You know it almost sounds like your name and Lucy's name in one.
  • Lucy: Why not! What if it is a boy.
  • Natsu: Luigi.
  • Lucy: No!
  • Natsu: Aw come on!
  • Lucy: We are not calling our child Luigi and thats...OH!
  • Lucy leans down, holding her stomach. Natsu runs towards her and holds her by her shoulders. She breaths heavy and holds her stomach. Natsu knows from the books he read that the baby is kicking and might be even ready to come out. He uses a communication Lacrima to call a doctor to come to the house and help Lucy. 10 minutes later the doctor is at the door, he walks in with 3 nurses, they prepare the entire room to be ready for Lucy to give birth. Natsu starts sweating again like he did 8 months ago.
  • Doctor: Now sir, your wife will be fine and you don't need to be nervous.
  • Natsu: N-Nervous? W-Who is n-nervous?
  • Doctor: Sir...the couch is on fire...
  • Natsu: O-oh that? I like my couches warm
  • He immediately throws the couch piece by piece out of the window
  • Natsu: I w-will get a new one...
  • Nurse: Do you want to be by your wife side or rather outside.
  • Natsu: I won't leave Lucy!
  • He walks over to Lucy and holds her hand. She presses it very tightly. He is staying strong for her and she is being strong for him. Seconds pass that feel like minutes and minutes pass that feel like hours. Lucy groans and bites her lips so she won't scream. Natsu keeps her hand clamped in both of his, keeps on looking back and forth.
  • Finally, Lucy breathes heavily she doesn't seem to be in pain anymore. There is a cry of a child.
  • Doctor: Congrats Sir. Its a healthy baby girl.
  • Natsu walks over, the baby has been cleaned. She has a little pink fluff on her head, her eyes are like Lucy's. Natsu carefully holds his child in his arms, he smiles softly. He starts crying and walks over to Lucy.
  • Natsu: Lucy look...our child.
  • Lucy: She sure...is a...cute one.
  • Natsu: Lucy why am I crying? I am not sad.
  • Lucy: Dummy...those are...happy tears.
  • They both start crying in happiness.
  • The baby crying with them. Happy snapped a photo and he also gets a little teary.
  • As time flew by, Natsu has shown excellent work at being a father. Almost beating Lucy in her love as a mother. He plays with her, changes her diaper (although at the beginning he had difficulties with that), feeds her and puts her to bed. He thought he was already the happiest man, having a beautiful woman by his side, a cute daughter and friends that he will see everyday. Though one thing has not prepared him for what happened next.
  • Lucy is holding Nashi in her arms as Natsu walks into the room, he has returned from a short quest.
  • Lucy: Welcome home honey~ How did the quest go.
  • Natsu: Let me just say it’s boring without you. Can't we just take Nashi with us?
  • Lucy: And put her into danger? Never.
  • Natsu: ...I protect her?
  • Lucy: A no is a no.
  • Natsu: Okay I understand Miss boring.
  • Lucy: You are such a child!
  • She giggles and Nashi opens her eyes, Natsu comes closer to Lucy and gives Nashi a quick kiss on the forehead.
  • Natsu: Daddy is back Nashi.
  • Nashi: ...
  • Natsu: Have you been a good girl and made mama happy?
  • Nashi: ...
  • Natsu: Did you not grab Happy tail too strong this time?
  • Nashi: ...
  • Natsu: Should I stop asking questions because you won't answer yet?
  • Nashi: Da...Daddy.
  • Natsu: Thats what I thought! So...Wait...
  • Lucy: Did Nashi just...
  • Natsu: NAH! We must have misheard!
  • Nashi: Daddy!
  • Natsu: Nice job Happy! However you are doing this!...Happy is not here...is he?
  • Lucy shakes her head, she puts Nashi down and she walks slowly but steady to Natsu, she trips but grabs hold to his pants. She looks up with a smile. Small little fangs showing just like her father.
  • Nashi: Daddy!
  • Natsu: Its actually you...YOU ARE CALLING ME DADDY!
  • Lucy: Meh! I am jealous~
  • Natsu holds Nashi up and gives her a soft hug as he laughs. The sun shines bright into the room, Lucy smiles at both of them. A happy family.
  • THE END

anonymous asked:

I'm all for giving Jon The Succ, but imagine if he was ace. one night when you're making out and he loves you but he feels sort of sick, he pushes you away and swings his legs over the edge of the bed, breathing heavily. You gingerly grasp his shoulder, whispering "What's wrong, Jon?" He rakes a hand through knotted hair before tearing up, "I, I don't do that, I'm sorry, I just-" you pull him into a hug before he can say anything else, and he cries into your shoulder, soon falling asleep there.

Originally posted by gifsarefunny

anonymous asked:

You're in a relationship with one of the Got7 members (JB, Jackson, Jr). How would they react if they saw you talking to another guy in a friendly matter, but he started becoming too flirty with you? What would they do to you to prove you're in a relationship with them?

JB: Let’s say you were waiting to meet Jaebum at a coffee shop and while he’s paying for your drinks, he notices a guy making conversation with you but also getting a bit flirty. He would walk right over to the two of you with a smile plastered on his face. “Annyeong, jagiya” he’d say as he snakes his arm around your waist, pulling you toward him. You’d look at him, surprised by the sudden motion, when he gives you a firm kiss on the lips. He’d pull away and smile at you. “Ah, who’s this?” he’d ask as he looks directly at the guy. “Ah… his name is… sorry, I don’t catch your name…” you’d trail off. “Ah… Oh! If you’d excuse me, I think my drink’s ready” he’d mumble as he quickly walks away. You’d then turn to JB and playfully hit him, “Look, you scared him off!”

Jackson: While Jackson is in line at the amusement park buying the two of you ice cream, he’d notice a guy getting flirty with you as you waited for him on the side. He’d walk over with both your ice creams in hand. “Y/N-ah, here you go” he’d say, handing you one. “Ah, thank you!” you’d happily take it from him and give it a big lick. The guy would still be standing there, smiling at you as you mindlessly eat your ice cream. “Oh, who’s this?” Jackson would ask you. “Ah, his name’s Kevin. Kevin, this is my—” “I’m Jackson” he would interrupt you. Jackson would then look at you and turn you towards him. “Ah, Y/N-ah, you’re such a child. You have ice cream above your lip!” he’d point out. You’d bring your hand up to wipe it off, but instead, Jackson leans out and licks it off as he kisses you. “Oh! I’m her boyfriend, by the way” he’d say sticking out his hand for a handshake as the guys eyes widens and he backs away. 

Jr.: “Oh! Give me a second. Let me go get pancake mix before I forget” Jr. would say to you as he leaves you in the produce department. “Wait! Throw away my chocolate wrapper please!” you’d call out, handing it to him as he walked away. Scanning the aisles, Jr. would pick up a generic brand of pancake mix and some chocolate chips then head back to where he had left you. From afar, he spots you chatting with a random guy who looks a bit too close for comfort. He shakes his head, Can’t even leave her alone for a second. He glances to his right and picks up a can of whipped cream. You turn around and see Jr. walking towards you. “Ah, oppa, you’re back—” “You know I was thinking, it’s our anniversary tomorrow night so I thought maybe we should have some fun with this—” he say, reading the label on the whipped cream can, “Oh who’s this?” he’d say looking at you then him. “Ah this is Jared. He was telling me how he used to work here when he was a teen” “Oh, did he?” Jr. would say, tossing the whipped cream into the cart. “Ah jagi, there’s still chocolate on your lip” he’d say as he approaches you and licks it off the corner of your mouth. “Did you get it?” you’d ask. “Mmhm” he’d say as he begins walking back towards the cart, “See you around, Jared?” he’d turn to him and give him a nod. Jared would be standing there completely dumbfounded and a little confused.

  • what she says: im fine
  • what she means: john watson was forced to watch his best friend kill himself he had no control over it, then he grieves his death for two years (most likely blaming himself for not doing more to stop it) and you're telling me he can stand right in front of sherlock holmes as sherlock holds a gun to his own head counting down to when he'll pull the trigger without john so much as saying "stop"??????? that he would allow that to just happen AGAIN in front of him and not do the slightest thing to prevent it? sounds fake
  • Aaron: Oh, come on, mate. What are you doing?
  • Robert: All right, boy racer.
  • Aaron: Don't tell me how to drive.
  • Robert: Do you seriously wanna get stopped? You know, I think I liked it better when you were taking it out on me. At least nobody dies that way.
  • Aaron: So you're saying you want me to start kicking off at you, then?
  • Robert: I told you I didn't do anything.
  • Aaron: Yeah, but she threw herself at you.
  • Robert: Yeah.
  • Aaron: Because she thought she had a chance.
  • Robert: Well, I didn't make her think that.
  • Aaron: People are always gonna think that.
  • Robert: What? Because I'm bi?
  • Aaron: Well, at least you said it.
  • Robert: Pull over.
  • (stops the car)
  • Aaron: I didn't mean...
  • Robert: I know what you meant.
  • Aaron: You just don't talk to me about this stuff, Robert...
  • Robert: So you think the minute a girl offers, I'm just gonna go there?
  • Aaron: How should I know?
  • Robert: I'm bisexual, okay. I like both. It doesn't mean I'm gonna cheat.
  • Aaron: Well, I can't be both.
  • Robert: Obviously.
  • Aaron: It's just... confusing.
  • Robert: It's really not.
  • Aaron: So then talk to me about it. Why did you always say you were straight?
  • (Robert leaves)

anonymous asked:

please don't get mad. I'm only asking because I don't want to sound ignorant or rude. what to people mean when their pronouns are them/their? I don't understand. because for instance if you're talking about the person and you say "he went to the store" you can't say "they/them went to the store".. I'm sorry I know I sound ridiculous but please explain. <3

“did you see the suspect?”
“yes, they walked into the store and I could tell something was off cause their hands were beneath their jacket”
“what happened at that point?”
“they walked over to the produce part of the store and they pulled something out and I only realized it was a knife when it was too late”
“what did they do next?”
“they started cutting open bags of potatoes, just all these bags, potatoes were everywhere. and then they pulled out a peeler and they were running and screaming and peeling all of these helpless potatoes, those potatoes didn’t stand a chance. there were peels everywhere. they didn’t even try to rinse the potatoes off first. some associates tried running after them but they all slipped on the peels”
“and that was when the suspect fled?”
“yes, they had peeled potatoes stuffed into their trousers and shirt and socks and they just fled into the night”