what not to say when you're pulled over

The Signs as All This Bad Blood by Bastille
  • ARIES: Things We Lost in the Fire // I was the match and you were the rock, maybe we started this fire? We sat apart and watched all we had burned on the pyre
  • TAURUS: Overjoyed // Oh I feel overjoyed, when you listen to my words, I see them sinking in, oh I see them crawling underneath your skin
  • GEMINI: Weight of Living part i // There's an albatross around your neck, all the things you've said and the things you've done, can you carry it with no regrets, can you stand the person you've become?
  • CANCER: Sleepsong // Oh you go to sleep on your own, and wake each day with your thoughts, and it scares you being alone, it's a last resort
  • LEO: Laura Palmer // Summer evening breezes blue, drawing voices deep from you, lead by a beating heart, what's the air and what's the night, what terrifying final sights, put out your beating heart
  • VIRGO: Haunt // The wisdom we learn, as our minds they do burn, all the ties to naivety and youth, as adults we'll grow and maturity shows, oh the terrifying rarity of truth
  • LIBRA: Poet // Your body lies upon the sheets, of paper and words so sweet, I can't say the words, so i wrote you into my verse, now you live through the ages, I can feel your pulse in the pages
  • SCORPIO: Of the Night // Won't you teach me how to love and learn? There'll be nothing left for me to yearn, think of me and burn and let me hold your hand
  • SAGITTARIUS: The Silence // Tell me a piece of your history that you're proud to call your own, speak in words you picked up as you walked through life alone, we used to swim in your stories and be pulled out by their ride, choking on the words and drowning with no air inside
  • CAPRICORN: Skulls // When our lives are over and all that remains are our skulls and bones let's take it to the grave, and hold me in your arms, hold me in your arms, I'll be buried here with you, and I'll hold in these hands all that remains
  • AQUARIUS: The Draw // Are you drifting way beyond what's normal, 'cause round your mind rings the words that they would say, and when you go home, everything looks different, and you're scared of being left behind
  • PISCES: Laughter Lines // I'll see you in the future when we're older, and we are full of stories to be told, crossing my heart and hope to die, I'll see you with your laughter lines
I Feel Like Monty
  • Author: @tidalg
  • Character: Montgomery De La Cruz
  • Word Count: 1003
  • Warnings: Slapping
  • Notes: This is my first ever imagine I don't know if I will write another depends on how well this goes and if I have inspiration, but if you like let me know!
  • “What do I tell him?” I said to Sheri asked as we walked down the corridor of Liberty High’s student filled hallways. “The only thing you can tell him is the truth girl don't sweat it he won't even be upset” Sheri replied. “You know what you're right I just have to tell him the truth” “Good luck girl, I have to go to tutoring in the library I'll see you later,” and with that, she left. I took a deep breath as I walked into my third period knowing I would see Monty. “Hey, babe” Monty greeted me with a hug and a quick peck. “Hi Mon, how was practice?” I asked him as we walked over to our seats. “Good, there’s no way we won't beat the Tigers at Friday night's game” I cringed at the name of the school we were versing this upcoming weekend. “You okay?” he asked me after he saw the face I made at his statement “Yeah baby I'm fine, hey do you want to hang out after practice today?” “Yeah sure, but only if you help me with my homework I have to get my grades up before this game” “Of course baby” I gave him a quick kiss on the lips before turning around in my chair as the bell rang signaling that class was starting. Throughout the rest of the period and the day, I could not stop replaying the scene in my head of that day Sheri asked me to go to the mall with her so she could get an outfit for the party after the game on Friday that was going to be most likely at Bryce's house whether our team wins or not there’s always a party so I agreed. I decided to buy a new dress that fit my body perfectly to wear to the party knowing it would drive Monty crazy hoping it would lead to something more we haven't had sex in a couple weeks since he's been practicing and studying so much to keep his grades up. As me and Sheri walked through the mall a couple of girls walked up to us confused I asked: “Can I help you?” “Yeah, actually you can tell De La Cruz that I'll be at the game Friday and he knows where to find me” the one in the front replied flirtatiously. “Excuse me do you know Montgomery?” “Do I know him?” she laughed back, I furrowed my eyebrows still confused “I still don't know what you're trying to say” “I know him pretty well actually we hooked up after the game last year” finally realizing she was a Tiger cheerleader. By now I was angry of course I knew that Monty had hooked up with a lot of girls, but never thought I would have a run-in with one of them. “Y/N let's go she's just another one of his hookups she doesn't mean anything" Sheri said while trying to pull me away, but I didn't move instead I decided to fire back at the girl "You might have hooked up with Montgomery last year, but not this year he will be leaving with his girlfriend" putting emphasis on girlfriend getting ready to walk away, but the girl kept going "We'll see about that once he sees me and remembers our night with my hands running all over his abs and leaving wet sloppy kisses down his chest-" before she could say anything else I slapped her. I was surprised at my actions I never got mad that fast or would even think about hitting someone, but I was tired of her talking about MY boyfriend like that Monty was a different person now and everyone could see that. “Okay let's go NOW” Sheri said as she pulled me away from the now red faced girl “What happened back there?” “I don’t know I guess I got jealous” “You guess? I've never seen you like that you're always so nice to people” “Oh god, I feel like Monty I don’t go around hitting people or fighting at all he does. What am I gonna tell him, Sheri?” “Don’t worry about it just tell him after school tomorrow”. For the rest of the night and that day I tried to come up with a thousand ways on how to tell my boyfriend I slapped one of the girls, he had previously hooked up before. Would he want to leave me? Think I was some crazy jealous girlfriend? I was pulled out of my thoughts by a knock on my bedroom door. I opened it revealing a tired and sweaty Monty “Hey” he said as he entered my room with a signature hug and kiss. He walked over to my bed pulling out his homework he looked up when he realized I hadn't moved from the doorway “What's wrong? Are you okay?” he quickly got up walking over to me “Can we talk about something?” “Of course” he started to become nervous. After, telling him what happened I tried to read his face for an answer, but nothing “Can you say something?” I demanded more than questioned “I’m just surprised usually you're the one stopping me from hitting a kid if he looks at you the wrong way” “I know I was surprised too so you're not mad?” “No why would I be mad? You stood up for yourself and for me, plus it’s kinda hot” he said laughing “Shut up” I said lightly hitting him “Hey! don't go hitting me now” he joked “I’m never going to hear the end of this” “No you won't, but thank you for sticking up for me I love you” Monty said while pulling me in for a kiss “I love you too” “As much as I love you and would love to make out I have a ton of homework” he sighed as I just giggled walking over to the bed to help him with his schoolwork.
50% OFF starters.
  • "You can't have sex with your neighbor's backyard above-ground pool."
  • "let me help you out of that swimsuit-- POOL."
  • "I sure hope we become best friends! but I don't hope we have a falling out, leading us to have a tense, emotion-heavy, dramatic, competitive, love/hate relationship later on."
  • "so anyways I regain consciousness, there's cops everywhere, (name) is covered in blood, got an icepick-- haha it was kind of a weird tuesday."
  • "we're gonna be late for anime school!"
  • "I'm just saying, is it illegal if I'm in my OWN pool?"
  • "WHAT'S UP SLUTS. GUESS WHO JUST GOT OUT OF PRISON!"
  • "(name) WAS A BITCH-ASS POSER."
  • "oh no, he's hot when he's sad!"
  • "this reminds me of prison. this reminds me of prison. this DEFINITELY reminds me of prison."
  • "look at that little pimp. he's gonna grow up to be a prison ass mothafucka."
  • "let's skip all the fluff and get to the part where we're shirtless."
  • "homeboy looks like shark week, I ain't messin' with that."
  • "It wasn't a dream! We got arrested for trespassing! We went to JAIL!"
  • "Nah, man, we went to holding. there's a big difference."
  • "Yeah now we owe Easter Dave a favor-- that is NOT a position you wanna be in."
  • "Wouldn't we have seen him around by now? I mean he is a bipedal shark-person."
  • "I'VE GOT MACE!"
  • "Was macing us really necessary AFTER you remembered who we were?!?"
  • "you took the fall for me and I said thank you."
  • "I went to jail!"
  • "I spent 6 months at a correctional facility!"
  • "I stabbed a girl in the yard!"
  • "I think that guard you killed had a family!"
  • "look at that majestic ass mothafucka. like a dolphin or some shit. a dolphin with legs... and arms... and a jetpack."
  • "BITCH GET IN THE POOL!"
  • "that's how they do it in Austrailia."
  • "20 bucks on jabber jaws."
  • "hey, man did you Tivo Glee last night?"
  • "I'm not allowed to watch Glee, my dad says it might turn me into something bad. A musical theater major."
  • "Neither one of them even died!"
  • "they won't let me back into sewing club because apparently when I threaten someone with sewing needles it's deemed 'inappropriate' and I 'have to leave'."
  • "I have to tumblr this!"
  • "a guy with emotional issues who swims away his problems? Lady, that's the whole team, you're gonna have to be more specific."
  • "I ship them! and them!"
  • "they hate each other, but they also fuck each other!"
  • "hey we try not to get this part of the gym wet so whatever you're doing is gonna have to stop."
  • "so do you wanna come back to my place, listen to some Dave Matthews and talk about my work out routine?"
  • "I wonder if that stuff I hid is still here? ...nah, cops probably took it."
  • "do you know? do you know for sure? Because I don't need another incident."
  • "If I get out of this chair I guarantee you'll end up in one with wheels."
  • "Ok. I'll admit, I'm a little threatened."
  • "'sup bitches!~"
  • "aren't you that guy who drowned a kid? and burned down that building?"
  • "get back to it before you learn a lesson in post-war, urban torture practices."
  • "Remember, snitches get stitches!"
  • "shut up you're high as balls!"
  • "you're just mad because mom and dad thought you were a girl for the first year of your life."
  • "right, son. and speaking of crushing disappointments-"
  • "coach tried to get me to vandalize a police station again."
  • "good thing I wore my Heelys."
  • "he's so hot but so crazy! which makes him even MORE hot!"
  • "Come on let me get those digits baby!"
  • "It should be illegal to be that fine!"
  • "oh just basic addition and subtraction. he was subtracting from my profits so I'm going to add a few extra holes in him."
  • "this doesn't seem like the time for polka-renditions of Ke$ha songs."
  • "I hate it when you leave but I love watching you go."
  • "Yeah I've seen him. He's in my scrapbook class. He cuts the eyes out of magazine photos."
  • "your arrest record is extensive... and amateur."
  • "the fact that you continue to avoid indefinite incarceration is insanityAND THE FACT THAT OUR LAW ENFORCEMENT CAN'T PUT AWAY SOMEONE WITH SUCH BLATANT DISREGARD FOR CONVENTIONAL CRIMINAL FUNCTION BAFFLES THE MIND."
  • "I want that boy to be my bride!"
  • "Pilates will do that man, works your core."
  • "what are we waiting for? let's go bro! let's gbro!"
  • "wow you sure said that."
  • "WOOP! WOOP! hold it, I'm gonna have to pull you over for exceeding recommended hotness."
  • "One time we went camping in the woods, I just left 'em there. Nobody found them for like 5 days. I don't even think their families cared, kinda sad, really."
  • "So, what you're saying is, if they disappeared, no one would notice?"
  • "well I've gotta go not talk to you anymore."
  • "I learned how to swim the old fashioned way. When I was five my dad took me out to a lake and tossed me right in the water."
  • "I'm so happy right now! --and it's not just cause I get to see you in a bunch of different swimsuits. Ok I lied, I'm sorry, that's mostly the reason."
  • "SHE'S A WITCH! PUSH HER IN THE POOL!"
  • "hey I know you! You helped me smuggle some stuff out of the country! How've you been kid?"
  • Ruby: *Ruby and Weiss stand next to each other, glancing at each other from the corners of their eyes than back to what is in front of the before Ruby broke the silence.* Uh, Hey... Blake?
  • Blake: *For a moment there was no response until Blake's head popped out from Ruby's mattress.* Hello Ruby.
  • Ruby: How's it... ha-*Ruby started to ask before Weiss covered her mouth.*
  • Weiss: Your sister is bad enough. *Weiss Told her girlfriend before looking at Blake.* Blake What are you doing in Ruby's mattress?
  • Blake: Nothing. *Blake muttered as Weiss and Ruby just stare at her with raised eyebrows before she sighs and climbs out the Ruby's bed.* Okay. Okay. I'm hiding. *She admitting.*
  • Weiss: Hiding? From wh-AWH! RUBY! Don't lick me!*Weiss shouted as she whipped her hand away from Ruby who's tongue was sticking out.*
  • Ruby: Then you should let me breath. *She told her girlfriend and turned her attention back to Blake.* So What are you hiding from? Zwei is back with my dad afterall.
  • Blake: *Blake looks down as she sits down on the bed and said in an embarrassed voice.* I'm... hiding from Yang. *At this the whiterose couple looked surprised and then at eachother and back to Blake.*
  • Ruby/Weiss: From Yang?
  • Blake: Yeah.
  • Ruby: But why?
  • Weiss: Are you two fight? Is she mad at you?
  • Blake: No. No. It' nothing like that.
  • Ruby: Then what is it? *ruby Asked taking a seat next to Blake, placing her hand on her shoulder.* You can tell of us. We won't say anything.
  • Blake: I don't know. This is kinda... Private.
  • Weiss: Wait? Is Yang trying to make you do... perverted thing?
  • Ruby: WEISS!! *Ruby yelled*
  • Weiss: I'm just helping sure!
  • Blake: Well you can relax. Yang isn't doing anything like that and I'm a little offended that you would think that. *Blake Frowned at Weiss before continuing.* No Its just that with the exams coming up me and Yang decide to be less... uh.
  • Ruby: Intimate in the bedroom? *Ruby bluntly said making Blake Blush and look at her with surprise.* You two aren't as quiet as you think.
  • Weiss: I'll say.
  • Blake: A-anyway. Since then Yang has been doing this do to me and-
  • Weiss: What thing?
  • Blake: Well... *Blake started when the door to there room opened revealing her girlfriend.*
  • Yang: Hmm? Oh. Hey guys. *Yang smiling giving the whiterose couple and her girlfriend a wave as she walked over to the closet and pull out a bag.* I forget my workout clothe continue what you're doing? *Ruby and Weiss then watched as Yang walked over to the, leaning down towards Blake, cupping her cheeks gentle, and giving her a soft three second kiss on the lips.* Love you kitten. See you guys later. *Yang said as she walked away.*
  • Ruby: See ya sis. *Ruby smiled back.*
  • Weiss: Remember to take a shower before you come back. *Weiss callout and turned back to Blake.* So then What is it that Yang is do-oh.
  • Ruby: Huh? What's wro-Aaaaaw.~
  • Blake: *What Ruby and Weiss sees before then is Blake panting heavily as her cat ears slump down happily with wide starry eyes and a pink blush covering her face. It was a moment before she realized Ruby and Weiss were staring at her, Weiss with worry and Ruby in adorable aw.* THAT! THAT is what she is doing to me! *She then quickly got up and heads straight for the bathroom with a growing darker blush. Leave the whiterose couple aloe in the room with Weiss Blushing knowing why Blake suddenly left.*
  • Ruby: Wait. So Yang's kisses are making her need to use the bathroom?
  • Weiss: *Weiss shake her head.* ... You are too innocent my sweet rose. Too pure and Innocent.

barnsburntdownnow  asked:

WAIT. idk if this is a question on that ask, but you should totally WRITE A LINE OF FIC just one sentence (haha you thought you were gonna get away with not writing story ahahah!)

Dean woke up late and he’s still groggy, kind of sore and still tired after clearing out that creepy-ass house of ghouls outside Jonesboro. He scratches his belly and squints at the ceiling, a little hard and a little horny from whatever dream he’d been having. The bed beside him is empty, and he rolls his fingers slow over his balls, thinking woozily that maybe he’ll just take care of it himself, but–

In the kitchen, Sammy’s standing there leaning against the island in just his boxers, his hair fucked up, cradling a cup of coffee to his chest. “Morning,” he says, when Dean shuffles in, but Dean just plops down on one of the stools at the table and beckons him closer. “What,” Sam says, but he rolls over to Dean anyway, and when he’s close enough Dean clutches him greedily by the ass and pulls him in close, puts his mouth right against the soft bulge in his boxers and breathes out hot. “Oh, hey,” Sam says, putting a hand on Dean’s head, and Dean tugs the waistband down and there’s Sammy’s dick, soft and big and tasty, waiting, and he sucks it in, salt warm skin, mm. Just what he wanted. “Uh, okay,” Sam says, a little breathless. Dean squeezes his ass, settles in for a good morning.

Him kissing you in the rain after a bad argument
  • Eren: The kiss would come out in the middle of a heated exchange of cuss words and other nasty comments the both of you probably didn't mean. What would push him to kiss you would just be his frustration to prove to you that he loves you even if you're currently in a fight.
  • Armin: Kissing you would probably be his last resort after reasoning again and again and defending himself. He would take it slow, however– taking careful steps towards you before planting a sweet kiss that's asking for forgiveness.
  • Reiner: He would think that you look so hot when you're angry, especially with the rain pouring down on you. This would then push him to just swoop down and give you a big kiss on the lips.
  • Bertholdt: A soft, gentle forehead kiss would be his way of silently saying that he thinks quarrelling over a petty matter is silly and that you guys should just stop it.
  • Jean: The frustration of having to fight over something not important and getting soaked by the rain would make him want to just grab you and end the argument with a kiss. If you were to resist, he would only hold you closer and give you small pecks, whispering "I love you" while he does.
  • Marco: He would first hug you tight, mumbling apologies even if he's not at fault. Once he gets a grip of the timing, he'll slowly press kisses starting from your forehead down to your lips.
  • Connie: According to romance movies, arguments between couples are immediately solved as long as the kiss in the rain happens. His timing will be a little off, considering he may go for it while you're still talking, making the kiss awkward. The silliness of it all may be able to lighten the atmosphere, however.
  • Levi: Once he's had enough of your endless and harsh retorts, he wouldn't think twice to just grab you close to him and kiss you square on the lips. After pulling away, he would declare that the argument is done and over with.
  • Erwin: He would first try to reason out with you and convince you that whatever you're arguing about is not worth it. Once he got you pacified, he would use the chance to pull you into his arms and talk about how he hates fighting with you, then he would seal it with a kiss.
  • Mike: The whole time you'd argue with him, he would be quiet– taking in all your harsh comments and cusses like he deserved it. When he thinks that you're done with what you have to say, he will simply step forward, scoop you into his arm, and give you an apologetic kiss.
Daddy!
  • (A NaLu Fanfiction, also my present to my 200 followers! Thank you all for following my black ass into craziness. Small Gruvia, Gajevy, Jerza and Elfgreen)
  • Many years have passed, people grew up and new people showed up. There were many small little changes but Fairy Tail has never changed, except maybe one little thing.
  • Lucy: NATSU!
  • As the pink haired dragon slayer turns around he sees a blonde, beautiful girl running at him. Before he can react she jumps at him with a hug. They look at each other, both of them smiling.
  • Lucy: You're back! How did the quest go?
  • Natsu: It was a piece of cake like always!
  • Lucy: How many houses did you destroy...?
  • Natsu: Eh?! N-None...
  • Lucy: You sure...?
  • Natsu: *Nods rapidly*
  • Lucy: So the newspaper about a pink haired boy destroying more than half the village wasn't you.
  • Natsu: ...Uhhhhhhh.
  • Lucy: It's okay you big klutz, did you miss me?
  • Natsu: M-maybe I did, maybe I didn't!
  • Happy: Oh he missed you, he was like "I am going to spring back to my Lucy".
  • Natsu: HAPPY!
  • Lucy giggles as she gives him a kiss on the cheek. They hold hands as they enter the guild. It is loud as ever, and it only increased as Natsu entered.
  • Gray: Good job firebrain! Another village that needs fixing! Natsu:Shut it stripper on ice! It wasn't my fault!
  • Gray: Suuuuure it wasn't!
  • Juvia: Aww Gray-sama, you're so cute when you're angry~
  • Gray: J-Juvia not now...
  • Juvia: Hai Hai, Juvia will wait here for your loving embrace when you're done.
  • Gray: Shhhhh...not here.
  • Natsu: What is that Gray? Not man enough to hug your woman?
  • Gray: What did you say?
  • Levy: *sighs* Can you two just be peaceful for one day, look at my Gajeel. He knows how be mature.
  • Gajeel: OI SALAMANDER! Where is the song you promised huh?!
  • Natsu: That was years ago!
  • Gajeel: Yeah and? Write it now or else I make you eat some first rate metal!
  • Natsu: Bring it!
  • Lucy and Juvia: You were saying?
  • Levy: ...Nevermind.
  • Throughout the years, many new couples have been formed. To nobody’s surprise Elfman and Evergreen got together, followed by Erza and Jellal as they finally cleared up his name and joined the guild. Jellal doesn't get away that easily though as he is being teased about lieing to Erza. Then followed by Gajeel and Levy and in the same day Gray and Juvia. Natsu and Lucy took the longest. They were both unsure if the other had felt anything for each other. They tried giving each other signs but those were completely misunderstood. One day they just yelled their love at each other simultaneously and were both surprised and happy. Everybody is happy for them as well, Mirajane the most as she predicted this would happen. That was 2 years ago, they are still together happily. Jellal walks in with a pink box in his hands.
  • Jellal: Well well, fighting like always I see.
  • Erza: Of course *she walks to him* if they didn't then you could say that something would be wrong in this guild.
  • Jellal opens the box with a smile that just says "You like what you see".
  • Erza: J-Jellal! That..That is...You shouldn't have!
  • Jellal: Yes it indeed is your favorite cake, Strawberry.
  • Erza's eyes sparkle and before you know it she is already at a table with the cake and enjoying it. Jellal sits next to her and puts an arm around her as he watches the other quarrel...with magic of course. Jellal blocks any debris that is flying towards them so Erza can have a peaceful eating time.
  • Juvia: Go Go Gray-sama!~ heart emoticon You are making Juvia heart melt with your bare chest and...Gray-sama your pants are missing.
  • Gray: ARGH NOT AGAIN!
  • Natsu: To think that we thought you had gotten over that habit.
  • Gray: Shut up ash breath...Juvia, you don't need to strip too.
  • Juvia: Aww, but Juvia wants to.
  • Gajeel: Shooby Doo Bop!
  • Gajeel smashes his guitar into Natsu face. His head is on fire filled with rage.
  • Natsu: SHOOBY DOO BOP THIS, YOU RUSTY WATERPIPE!
  • The day goes on like that, the girls are smiling as their boyfriends try to beat each other. Erza enjoyed her meal and finished the fighting but that didn't last long as she joined in herself. The guild, once again was a complete mess at the end. Everybody said their good byes and walked home. Natsu and Lucy are walking towards their home. Happy said he will go to Carla and try his luck once again since he felt left out of the couple circle. As they reach Lucy's apartment there was a shield of the Landlady being gone for the weekend. They enter her room.
  • Natsu: Ahhh back to a comfortable and knowing place.
  • Lucy: Were the houses you guys stayed at not good?
  • Natsu: It was filled with bed bugs, I showered by a nearby waterfall.
  • Lucy: How very man like~
  • Natsu: What is that supposed to mean?
  • Lucy: Oh nothing~
  • Natsu: You're weird Luce, you know that.
  • Lucy: You know you love my weirdness.
  • Natsu mumbles as he blushes, Lucy giggles. The sun outside is slowly setting. The room fills with a beautiful orange color. Natsu puts his bags down and stretches, when he looks at Lucy he sees what he always loved to see. A smile, it was the best for him, he never wants that to be gone for any reason.
  • Lucy: I am going to take a shower and change okay? NO PEEKING!
  • Natsu: I won't! How did you come to that idea!
  • Lucy: Just a feeling...
  • Natsu: Eh?
  • She walks into the bathroom and winks at him before closing the door. Natsu sits down on the floor, placed his hands behind his back and stares at the door. He did see her a couple times naked so its not so surprising that she would get suspicious that he would try it again.
  • Natsu: Some of them were accidents though... Oh well, can't blame her.
  • A couple minutes pass and the shower is quiet now. There is the sound of a hair dryer and the door slowly creaks open. Lucy looks out with one eye.
  • Natsu: Is something wrong Lucy?
  • Lucy: N-NO! Can you...please close your eyes?
  • Natsu: Why?...
  • Lucy: JUST DO IT!
  • Natsu closes his eyes quickly, he hears the door of the bathroom closes and she is stepping forward. He smells something sweet coming from her.
  • Lucy: Y-you can open your eyes now...
  • He does and boy is he surprised what he saw. Lucy is wearing very revealing and seducing underwear on. Black stockings, black rose bra and a black panties. She has red lipstick on and she shuffles around very nervously.
  • Natsu: L-L-L-LUCY?!
  • Lucy: SHHH DON'T YELL!
  • Natsu stands up, staring at her with a bright red face, her face turns red as well and she places a closed hand in front of her mouth and looks down at the ground.
  • Natsu: But but but
  • Lucy: I KNOW!...I know but you were gone for so long...and I really want this weekend to be special...
  • Natsu: Special? Wait...you don't mean...
  • Before he can finish his sentence, Lucy leaped at him, making him fall on the bed. They stay there for a minute when Lucy sits up on his lap. She looks down at him, rubbing his chest. She wiggles her hips around and Natsu gets flustered.
  • Lucy: Oh...Looks like even you can be in moods like this.
  • Natsu: I-I don't know w-what you mean!
  • Lucy: Don't worry, I show you...
  • Lucy takes off her bra, takes Natsu hands and places it on her breast. First Natsu hesitates but then he slowly gets into it. Most likely because Lucy let out a small moan when he moved his hands.
  • Natsu: Did I hurt you?!
  • Lucy: N-no silly...it feels good.
  • Natsu: Is that so...what if I...
  • He wrestles Lucy down and places his mouth on of her breast, the more she moans the more he gets into it. He seems to understand what to do and she is definitely enjoying what he does.(Since this is 200 followers special fanfic I won't go into great detail on what they did unless ya request that from me one day xD Too bad, too sad). The night has passed, both of them are sleeping naked, cuddling close to each other. They wake up, give each other one long kiss and smile.
  • As weeks passed Lucy seems to be very nervous about something. Natsu realizes she often leaves the house to go 'have a girls night' but when she comes back she smells like she came back from a hospital. Natsu's curiosity gets the best of him and he grabs her from behind and places her on his lap.
  • Natsu: What's wrong Luce? You seem to be hiding something.
  • Lucy: Oh ehm...I don't know how to tell you this Natsu but...god...I am kinda surprised myself and... I don't know how well you will cope with it.
  • Natsu: Well tell me and we will see.
  • Lucy: Let me just say that whatever I am about to tell you, I am very happy about it and I hope you will be too.
  • Natsu: Okay so its nothing bad.
  • Lucy shakes her head, she stands up. Turns a couple times in her room before facing Natsu while taking a deep breath. She looks him in the eyes, blushes and she says 3 words that made Natsu wide eyed.
  • Lucy: I am pregnant.
  • Silence. Natsu just stares at her, he looks like he just saw a ghost and is trying to understand what he saw. His
  • mouth just closes and shuts.
  • Lucy: Don't leave me in the dark like this! Say something!
  • Suddenly Natsu starts to sweat and smiles nervously. He is grabbing Lucy's tea cup and tries to take a sip but his hands shake so much that it just splatters all over him. He slaps his cheeks and looks at Lucy.
  • Natsu: That...that...THAT IS AWESOME!
  • Even when saying that he is shivering, shaking and sweating.
  • Lucy: You sure? You seem awfully nervous...
  • Natsu: DO I? HUH I DON'T FEEL NERVOUS.
  • The cup he is holding catches on fire. He throws it out of the window.
  • Natsu: I w-w-will get you a n-n-new cup.
  • Lucy: Natsu...what is wrong? You're not happy for us having a child.
  • Natsu finally manages to pull himself together.
  • Natsu: No Lucy it's not that. Its that I can't imagine that we will have a child. I will be a father, you'll be a mother. Maybe some guild members will be the uncles and aunts. I want to be a good father, I need to be a good father. A good man too. I don't want to mess this up but I guess through that I-
  • He keeps on rambling and rambling in a quick manner. He counts on his fingers on things that he wants to do. Lucy first was surprised but she starts to smile and giggle.
  • Lucy: Is the big, strong Dragonslayer scared of taking care of his own child?
  • Natsu: W-who is scared?! M-Me? Noooooooo.
  • Lucy: You are adorable when you are confused and nervous.
  • She gives him a kiss on the cheek, they look at each other and smile together. They spend the day together in her room. Happy flies in and hears about the big news and flies off to tell everybody else. The next day the guild organized a big party for Lucy and the upcoming baby.
  • Gray: Well well well, looks like ash breath managed to add a family member without anybody teaching him.
  • Natsu: You want to go, ice cream boy? So far I know you Juvia is still waiting for a child.
  • Gray: Oi oi, keep your nose out of our relationship.
  • Juvia: Juvia can wait for Gray-sama until he is comfortable with doing it...although Juvia don't mind seducing Gray-sama.
  • Gray: J-juvia! Shhhhhh.
  • Gray blushes strong and puts a finger on her lips. In the mean time Natsu went to Levy and whispered something in her ear. She nods and leads him to the library, she gives him multiple thick books. He goes and hides in a corner and starts reading them.
  • Lucy does not know that Natsu is in the library and this routine goes on for a couple days. Lucy wonders where he keeps on going and why Natsu is so tired all of the time. She secretly followed him. After a couple minutes he fell asleep by the books and she sneaks by to steal a quick glance. They are all books about how to raise a baby, how to be a good father and how to prepare for birth.
  • Lucy: You adorable little idiot~
  • 8 Months pass, Lucy stomach have grown and Natsu has become less nervous about the baby. He does all the shopping so Lucy doesn't need to overwork herself. He sends Happy to look for good baby stores and then goes there to buy all the necessary equipment. Diapers, pacifier, baby milk, a small little bath tub etc. etc.
  • Lucy: Natsu, you should rest a little too, you are overworking yourself.
  • Natsu: I am still full of energy and I will do everything to make you and our child happy.
  • Lucy: That is very sweet of you~ We still need to find a name first.
  • Natsu: Oh god that is difficult...
  • Happy: I think Nashi would work for a girl.
  • Natsu: Nashi?
  • Happy: You know it almost sounds like your name and Lucy's name in one.
  • Lucy: Why not! What if it is a boy.
  • Natsu: Luigi.
  • Lucy: No!
  • Natsu: Aw come on!
  • Lucy: We are not calling our child Luigi and thats...OH!
  • Lucy leans down, holding her stomach. Natsu runs towards her and holds her by her shoulders. She breaths heavy and holds her stomach. Natsu knows from the books he read that the baby is kicking and might be even ready to come out. He uses a communication Lacrima to call a doctor to come to the house and help Lucy. 10 minutes later the doctor is at the door, he walks in with 3 nurses, they prepare the entire room to be ready for Lucy to give birth. Natsu starts sweating again like he did 8 months ago.
  • Doctor: Now sir, your wife will be fine and you don't need to be nervous.
  • Natsu: N-Nervous? W-Who is n-nervous?
  • Doctor: Sir...the couch is on fire...
  • Natsu: O-oh that? I like my couches warm
  • He immediately throws the couch piece by piece out of the window
  • Natsu: I w-will get a new one...
  • Nurse: Do you want to be by your wife side or rather outside.
  • Natsu: I won't leave Lucy!
  • He walks over to Lucy and holds her hand. She presses it very tightly. He is staying strong for her and she is being strong for him. Seconds pass that feel like minutes and minutes pass that feel like hours. Lucy groans and bites her lips so she won't scream. Natsu keeps her hand clamped in both of his, keeps on looking back and forth.
  • Finally, Lucy breathes heavily she doesn't seem to be in pain anymore. There is a cry of a child.
  • Doctor: Congrats Sir. Its a healthy baby girl.
  • Natsu walks over, the baby has been cleaned. She has a little pink fluff on her head, her eyes are like Lucy's. Natsu carefully holds his child in his arms, he smiles softly. He starts crying and walks over to Lucy.
  • Natsu: Lucy look...our child.
  • Lucy: She sure...is a...cute one.
  • Natsu: Lucy why am I crying? I am not sad.
  • Lucy: Dummy...those are...happy tears.
  • They both start crying in happiness.
  • The baby crying with them. Happy snapped a photo and he also gets a little teary.
  • As time flew by, Natsu has shown excellent work at being a father. Almost beating Lucy in her love as a mother. He plays with her, changes her diaper (although at the beginning he had difficulties with that), feeds her and puts her to bed. He thought he was already the happiest man, having a beautiful woman by his side, a cute daughter and friends that he will see everyday. Though one thing has not prepared him for what happened next.
  • Lucy is holding Nashi in her arms as Natsu walks into the room, he has returned from a short quest.
  • Lucy: Welcome home honey~ How did the quest go.
  • Natsu: Let me just say it’s boring without you. Can't we just take Nashi with us?
  • Lucy: And put her into danger? Never.
  • Natsu: ...I protect her?
  • Lucy: A no is a no.
  • Natsu: Okay I understand Miss boring.
  • Lucy: You are such a child!
  • She giggles and Nashi opens her eyes, Natsu comes closer to Lucy and gives Nashi a quick kiss on the forehead.
  • Natsu: Daddy is back Nashi.
  • Nashi: ...
  • Natsu: Have you been a good girl and made mama happy?
  • Nashi: ...
  • Natsu: Did you not grab Happy tail too strong this time?
  • Nashi: ...
  • Natsu: Should I stop asking questions because you won't answer yet?
  • Nashi: Da...Daddy.
  • Natsu: Thats what I thought! So...Wait...
  • Lucy: Did Nashi just...
  • Natsu: NAH! We must have misheard!
  • Nashi: Daddy!
  • Natsu: Nice job Happy! However you are doing this!...Happy is not here...is he?
  • Lucy shakes her head, she puts Nashi down and she walks slowly but steady to Natsu, she trips but grabs hold to his pants. She looks up with a smile. Small little fangs showing just like her father.
  • Nashi: Daddy!
  • Natsu: Its actually you...YOU ARE CALLING ME DADDY!
  • Lucy: Meh! I am jealous~
  • Natsu holds Nashi up and gives her a soft hug as he laughs. The sun shines bright into the room, Lucy smiles at both of them. A happy family.
  • THE END

anonymous asked:

I'm all for giving Jon The Succ, but imagine if he was ace. one night when you're making out and he loves you but he feels sort of sick, he pushes you away and swings his legs over the edge of the bed, breathing heavily. You gingerly grasp his shoulder, whispering "What's wrong, Jon?" He rakes a hand through knotted hair before tearing up, "I, I don't do that, I'm sorry, I just-" you pull him into a hug before he can say anything else, and he cries into your shoulder, soon falling asleep there.

Originally posted by gifsarefunny

anonymous asked:

You're in a relationship with one of the Got7 members (JB, Jackson, Jr). How would they react if they saw you talking to another guy in a friendly matter, but he started becoming too flirty with you? What would they do to you to prove you're in a relationship with them?

JB: Let’s say you were waiting to meet Jaebum at a coffee shop and while he’s paying for your drinks, he notices a guy making conversation with you but also getting a bit flirty. He would walk right over to the two of you with a smile plastered on his face. “Annyeong, jagiya” he’d say as he snakes his arm around your waist, pulling you toward him. You’d look at him, surprised by the sudden motion, when he gives you a firm kiss on the lips. He’d pull away and smile at you. “Ah, who’s this?” he’d ask as he looks directly at the guy. “Ah… his name is… sorry, I don’t catch your name…” you’d trail off. “Ah… Oh! If you’d excuse me, I think my drink’s ready” he’d mumble as he quickly walks away. You’d then turn to JB and playfully hit him, “Look, you scared him off!”

Jackson: While Jackson is in line at the amusement park buying the two of you ice cream, he’d notice a guy getting flirty with you as you waited for him on the side. He’d walk over with both your ice creams in hand. “Y/N-ah, here you go” he’d say, handing you one. “Ah, thank you!” you’d happily take it from him and give it a big lick. The guy would still be standing there, smiling at you as you mindlessly eat your ice cream. “Oh, who’s this?” Jackson would ask you. “Ah, his name’s Kevin. Kevin, this is my—” “I’m Jackson” he would interrupt you. Jackson would then look at you and turn you towards him. “Ah, Y/N-ah, you’re such a child. You have ice cream above your lip!” he’d point out. You’d bring your hand up to wipe it off, but instead, Jackson leans out and licks it off as he kisses you. “Oh! I’m her boyfriend, by the way” he’d say sticking out his hand for a handshake as the guys eyes widens and he backs away. 

Jr.: “Oh! Give me a second. Let me go get pancake mix before I forget” Jr. would say to you as he leaves you in the produce department. “Wait! Throw away my chocolate wrapper please!” you’d call out, handing it to him as he walked away. Scanning the aisles, Jr. would pick up a generic brand of pancake mix and some chocolate chips then head back to where he had left you. From afar, he spots you chatting with a random guy who looks a bit too close for comfort. He shakes his head, Can’t even leave her alone for a second. He glances to his right and picks up a can of whipped cream. You turn around and see Jr. walking towards you. “Ah, oppa, you’re back—” “You know I was thinking, it’s our anniversary tomorrow night so I thought maybe we should have some fun with this—” he say, reading the label on the whipped cream can, “Oh who’s this?” he’d say looking at you then him. “Ah this is Jared. He was telling me how he used to work here when he was a teen” “Oh, did he?” Jr. would say, tossing the whipped cream into the cart. “Ah jagi, there’s still chocolate on your lip” he’d say as he approaches you and licks it off the corner of your mouth. “Did you get it?” you’d ask. “Mmhm” he’d say as he begins walking back towards the cart, “See you around, Jared?” he’d turn to him and give him a nod. Jared would be standing there completely dumbfounded and a little confused.

  • Aaron: Oh, come on, mate. What are you doing?
  • Robert: All right, boy racer.
  • Aaron: Don't tell me how to drive.
  • Robert: Do you seriously wanna get stopped? You know, I think I liked it better when you were taking it out on me. At least nobody dies that way.
  • Aaron: So you're saying you want me to start kicking off at you, then?
  • Robert: I told you I didn't do anything.
  • Aaron: Yeah, but she threw herself at you.
  • Robert: Yeah.
  • Aaron: Because she thought she had a chance.
  • Robert: Well, I didn't make her think that.
  • Aaron: People are always gonna think that.
  • Robert: What? Because I'm bi?
  • Aaron: Well, at least you said it.
  • Robert: Pull over.
  • (stops the car)
  • Aaron: I didn't mean...
  • Robert: I know what you meant.
  • Aaron: You just don't talk to me about this stuff, Robert...
  • Robert: So you think the minute a girl offers, I'm just gonna go there?
  • Aaron: How should I know?
  • Robert: I'm bisexual, okay. I like both. It doesn't mean I'm gonna cheat.
  • Aaron: Well, I can't be both.
  • Robert: Obviously.
  • Aaron: It's just... confusing.
  • Robert: It's really not.
  • Aaron: So then talk to me about it. Why did you always say you were straight?
  • (Robert leaves)

PREFERENCE #1 hugs

Michael

you get home, totally exhausted. another hard day at school. you fall down on the couch and sigh. you hear Michael walk downstairs, but you’re too tired to look up. ‘Hey babe, are you okay?’ he asks when he sees you. you shake your head and a tear escapes from your eye. ‘Baby come here what’s wrong?’ he tilts you up and pulls you into his lap. ‘Its nothing really.’ you say avoiding his worried eyes. ‘y/n please look at me, what’s wrong?’ you look him in the eyes, and you see how sad he is to see you so sad. ‘I’m sorry it’s just that school is really hard and it’s stressing me out.’ you say while letting out a sob. he doesn’t say anything, he just lays down with you and pulls you close to him, and you cuddle up to him. you stay like this for a long time, while he gives you kisses on your forehead and he strokes your hair slowly. ‘feeling any better?’ he asks after a while. ‘yeah thanks mike, your hugs always make me happy.’ you answer. he smiles and pulls you even closer to him and you nuzzle your head in his chest, feeling his heartbeat.

Ashton


you got out of the airport and your cap was already waiting for you. ‘Hi!’ you greet the driver. ‘Hello ma’am.’ he answers. ‘I’m just gonna call someone, if you don’t mind.’ you say and he nods. you ring your dad to tell him that you landed and that you’re on your way to Ashton. ‘Hey dad! I landed safely!’ you say when he picks up. ‘Oh hi y/n! that’s good to hear! I’ll tell your sisters!’ he says, and you continue the conversation. when the cap stops you know you’re at your destination. you say goodbye to your dad, pay the driver and get out. first you look around helplessly but then you spot a boy running up to you with three others following him. you laugh and start running in his direction. when you finally reach each other, ashton pulls you into a big hug. ‘I missed you.’ ‘I missed you too.’ you kiss each other passionately until the boys reach you and turn your hug a big group hug. ‘We missed you y/n!’ calum says. ‘I missed you guys too!’ you answer. ‘Our group hugs are the best’

Calum


‘Don’t try to tell me I’m wrong because I know I’m not!’ you yell at Calum. 'You are! I didn’t wink at that waiter I swear!’ you and Calum are fighting because you were out for dinner and you were absolutely sure you saw him winking at some beautiful skinny waiter, but he denied. 'Is it because she’s prettier than me? Skinnier than me? What is it?’ 'No baby you’re perfect the way you are I swear I didn’t wink at her I didn’t even see her face all I was looking at was you because you’re the only girl in my life.’ tears streamed down his face as he said this. you kept quiet. 'I love you with all my heart y/n and I would never do something to hurt you.’ he walked up to you and pulled you into a hug. you wanted to push him away, but he held you too tight. you stayed like this for a while until he pulled back. 'I’m sorry’ you say. 'I’m sorry too.’ he answers. you smile and he pulls you closer to him again. his cuddles make everything better and he knows it.

Luke
'Luke?’ you say when you enter the tour bus. 'Luke are you here?’ 'Here.’ you hear him say from his bunk. You walk over to him and see him with red eyes and tears streaming down his face. you climb up next to him and pull him in for a hug. he holds you tightly and doesn’t let go. 'What happened?’ you ask after a little while. 'I miss home.’ 'Aw Luke babe’ 'I’m such a pussy.’ he chuckles when he says this. 'You’re not! I miss home too.’ he looks you straight in the eyes and smiles a little. 'At least I have you, wherever you are is my second home.’ you smile and hug him again. he doesn’t know how happy he makes you.

REQUESTED: YES/NO

REQUEST THINGS HERE

  • what she says: im fine
  • what she means: john watson was forced to watch his best friend kill himself he had no control over it, then he grieves his death for two years (most likely blaming himself for not doing more to stop it) and you're telling me he can stand right in front of sherlock holmes as sherlock holds a gun to his own head counting down to when he'll pull the trigger without john so much as saying "stop"??????? that he would allow that to just happen AGAIN in front of him and not do the slightest thing to prevent it? sounds fake

[Sterek fluff based on this]

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Stiles hates New York. His dad says he can’t hate a place he never visited, but Stiles knows better. New York sucks. New York is nothing compared to Beacon Hills. Why would someone want to live in New York when they can have a nice, cozy house in Beacon Hills where the Sheriff is nice, someone like Scott works at the vet clinic and they can be friends with Stiles?

New York doesn’t have that. New York doesn’t have a Stiles.

Why would someone live in a place where there’s no Stiles?

Why would Derek want to live in a place without Stiles?

His dad doesn’t understand Stiles’ hatred towards New York, and that’s why he stopped complaining about the town in front of him and started to do so at Scott’s house. Because Scott is his best friend and he totally understands what Stiles is going through, given that he couldn’t stop talking about how stupid France was when Allison was there.

France sucks. And so does New York.

Stiles lets out a pitiful whine, throws a pillow over his head. “New York is the worst.”

Scott pats his arm, lays beside Stiles on the bed. “Totally. The Statue of Liberty? Yucks! Who’d want to go there?”

“And so many people live there.” Stiles says, thinking about Derek walking around the crowded Times Square. “Actors, supermodels, singers. Like, it’s not even fair.”

“I know, right?” Scott agrees quickly. “It must be super boring.”

Stiles bites the inside of his cheek, imagines Derek hanging out at some cute coffee shop and fucking Miranda Kerr coming in and asking him out. Because of course she would. They would make the hottest couple in the world, kissing and drinking their coffee all around fucking New York.

“I miss him.” Stiles whispers. “I miss him so much and he’s there having fun and texting me about the nice things he’s doing. I’m happy for him, but I’m also not happy for him. Goddamnit.

“Wow.” Scott snorts, squeezes Stiles’ shoulder gently. “Sorry, bro. I don’t know what to tell you. Maybe you could ask him to come back?”

“Yeah, right.” Stiles snorts humorless, throws the pillow on the floor and gives Scott a dubious look. “As if he would come back because of me.”

“He might.” Scott smiles at him, shakes his head when Stiles rolls his eyes. “Come on, get up! I’m not going to let you stay here just moping around.”

“But that’s exactly what I want to do.” Stiles protests, glaring at the hand Scott is offering to help him get up.

“So you’ll say no to getting drunk in the woods?” That gets Stiles’ attention. Maybe if he get drunk he won’t talk about Derek so much, and even if he does, at least he won’t remember it.

“I never say no to getting drunk.” He gets up, looks around for his sneakers. “Let’s go.”

Scott claps his back and doesn’t mention Derek or New York again.

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Mistakes, part 7. (Neymar imagine)

His p.o.v

If i ever thought i had felt pain before, i was wrong. Nothing hurts as much as remembering how it is to kiss her, to touch her and to hold her, and not being able to do it again. Hell it even felt amazing when she called me ‘babe’, even though i know she didn’t mean to call me that. You’d think that her kissing me would make me happy, but i feel miserable. I realize it’s because i know she regrets it. No matter how much she wants me, she won’t give in to me, and that hurts. She feels like a drug. You can’t give a heroine addict who is recovering 10% of what he usually would get, because you know his desire for more will slowly kill him.
I just put Davi in bed, and hugged him a little longer knowing he’s the reason she is still in my life. I need to get her back, i think when i get into my own bed. I need to win her back, and make her mine again, and i will do anything to make it happen. I drift off into a sleep, with dreams about her.

She was the last thing i thought of when i fell asleep, and the first thing i thought about when i woke up. I’m in way too deep. I watch as Davi eats his cereal, and go in instagram. I’m pleasantly surpised when i see pictures of her and Davi ice skating yesterday. I rub my temples and try to think of an excuse to go to her. Instead i text her, but as soon as i press send i regret it.

Her p.o.v

I got sick the moment i stepped into my house. It’s been almost 3 years since i was ill, and it feels like hell. I blow my nose in a kleenex and pull my blanket back to cover me. It’s 57 degrees in my house and i’m still cold. I sneeze and feel my eyes water. This has got to be the worst day ever. I wonder what my friends would think if they saw me like this. They’re used to my perfect make up face, and my prefect outfits and hair. When i think about it like this, i  realize that i don’t really have any real friends. In the show business everyone pretends to be your friend, and you feel like you’re really popular. But at times like these you realize how lonely you are. My only real friend was Neymar, but now i don’t even have him. I could call David or Oscar but they are somewhere far away from me, and busy with their own lives. I get startled when i hear some weird sounds from the kitchen. Is there a robber in my house? I stand up cautiously, with the blanket wrapped around me and go take a look. I freeze when i feel wetness down at my feet, and i see how there’s water coming out of the dishwasher. The washing machines are in the basement of my apartment building, so the dishwasher is literally the only thing that would ruin my house if it broke down. And it did.
'OH GIVE ME A FREAKING BREAK!’ I yell throwing away my blanket. Now i have to call someone to fix this mess and who knows how long it may take? When i pick up my phone to call someone i see that i have a text. Somehow i just know it’s him. I open it.

We need to talk.

I sigh and delete the message.
'No we don’t.’ I say aloud, before calling a plumber. 
About 4 hours later i’m checking in to a hotel, close to my house. The plumber said it would take at least three days to fix my dishwasher and fix the water damage. The people who lived below me came to yell at me and were suprised when they saw a famous person had been living above them. Irritared i give my credit card to the guy at the lobby, and he takes it cautiously. 
'How many nights?’ He asks, and i sigh.
'I have no idea, at least a week.’ Now that people know where i live i have to find a new house, on top of my new movie being filmed and all the problems with Neymar i feel like exploding. I feel like killing him for bringing me all this trouble. 
'Alright, if you don’t check out i’ll keep your room reserved for you.’ He smiles at me and nod.
'You’ve got room 203, which has a nice view on the skyline of London. It’s on the 6th floor, the last room on the right.’ I thank him, and walk towards the elevator with the guy who carries my bags and my two trolleys. I take one from him, and by the time i arrive in my room i’m sweating and puffing. I organize my clothes in the closet, and put my toiletries in the bathroom. After that i’m exhausted, so after i take a shower i collapse on the kingsized bed. I get a text from my agency, telling me that everything had to be stopped at the set today because i cancelled last. Which m minute. Which means i have no choice than to go tomorrow. I groan and set my alarm before drifting off into a restless sleep.

I don’t know how late it is when i hear someone banging on the door. I think it’s a dream, and turn around pulling my covers with me. But the banging continues, and i stand up, irritated and mad. I’m ready to slap the person who’s responsible for disturbing my sleep. But when i open the door, confusion takes over and i forget how to speak. Neymar is standing in front of my door, yelling at the guy who helped me with my bags earlier. 
'Sir if you harass people i’ll have to call the police.’ He says, holding his hands up, but Neymar has stopped screaming and looks at me now.
'What the hell do you think you’re doing?!’ I snap, and his face looks angry again. 
'Is everything ok miss?’ The younger boy asks. He looks a little pale and intimidated by Neymar but i nod and he leaves.
Neymar rudely walks into my room, and i wonder why he’s here.

'Are you gonna answer me or what?’ I ask, crossing my arms. He looks around, and turns around to me.
'YOU’RE STAYING AT A FUCKING HOTEL?!’ He yells, and i flinch.
'My dishwasher.. it-’ I start. 'I KNOW!’ He disrupts me and i’m honestly a little scared of him. 
'Do you know how i had to find out you were spotted in town at 2 fucking am?! I read it on twitter! I had to go to your appartment to find out what happened!’ I shake my head in confusion.
'Why were you looking for me?’ I ask, my voice sounds small and i see how he relaxes a little.
'I’ve been calling you all day, you left me no choice!’ He says, throwing his hands in the air. 
'I was too busy moving all my stuff. You can’t expect me to come running to you everytime you need me.’ I snap.
'And i’m ill, so i didn’t have the energy to talk to you.’ I add. His expression softens.
'You’re ill? How are you now?’ I sigh, and walk over to the bed to sit down. I’m wearing nothing but my underwear and  robe so i pull it down to cover my legs a little.  
'Not exactly great. Considering you just barged into my room.’ I say, looking up to him. He’s wearing jeans, and a tight white shirt and it looks amazing on him. He kneels in front of me. 
'Why didn’t you come to me meu amor? You could stay with us till your house is fixed.’  He says, and something inside of me snaps when he does. The fact that he acts like nothing happened, and we’re besties. Like i’m his puppy, who does everything he asks from me. I stand up, pushing him away and he stands up too.
'Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to?!’ I yell at him, placing my fingers on his chest and pushing him away. He’s startled by my sudden mood swing.
'We broke up Neymar! We aren’t together anymore, and it’s all because of you! Because you couldn’t stay faithfull to me! You ruined everything we had, all because of her and you don’t even care about her!’ I dramatically grab my head. All my anger, my confusion and sadness comes together in one big ball of frustration and i’m glad it happens now. I’m not even finished yet.
'Because of you i had to move out in the middle of shooting a movie after months of hearing no, everytime i went to a casting! Because of you, everytime i see Davi i get reminded of what could have happened! We could’ve been happy!’ My eyes start to water, and i don’t care.
'How could you do this to me?’ I ask, and my voice cracks. Great..
'I loved- love you so much. I would have done everything for you! I would have moved to Brazil just to be closer to you, but you ruined it.’ I finish, with a sob, and Neymar’s hurt look satisfies me in the weirdest way possible.
'I’m sorry i ruined everything.’ He says, and i see the tears in his eyes.
'You gave up everything for me and i threw it away. I just want to ask you for one more chance baby. I miss you so much.’ His voice cracks too, and we’re a mess. 
'I don’t know why i didn’t realize this before but you are the red string in my life that keeps everything together. You were my first girlfriends Davi liked, and i’m so stupid for not seeing it before. Please give me one more chance.’ He says, getting down on his knee for me. He takes my hand, and i get the crazy idea he’s going to propose to me but that can’t happen. He wouldn’t do that. That’s crazy even for him. He can’t do that. I thought.. Because Neymar reaches for something in his pocket, and when he opens the little velvet black box, i feel all the blood drain from my face.

First Kiss
  • Ashton: Another party thrown at your house. Another night of your brother dragging you into everything even though all you want to do was leave and find somewhere away from your house where you could read in peace. Not tonight. Never in fact. You are pulled out of your book by your brother calling your name. You look up and see the bottle in the center of the circle pointing at you. "I'm not even playing," you tell your brother. It wasn't a lie. You are sitting on the very edge of the whole party, curled up with a book in your lap and your headphones on, trying to drown everything out. "Rules are rules, sis. And you're at this party. Into the closet you go," he tells you. You start to protest, but he's so much larger than you and just drags you to the closet, shoving you inside. You don't even know who you're in here with. This game was some hellish mixture of Spin-the-Bottle and Seven Minutes in Heaven, just what you needed. You feel a hand reach out to you, settling on your arm. You jump at the sudden contact. "Hey, hey, relax. We don't have to do anything if you don't want to. I'm Ashton, by the way," the guy says. Your breath catches in your throat. Your brother had shoved you in here because he knew you had a massive crush on Ash. You stutter out your name and he chuckles. "Figures. Your brother knows I think you're pretty," he tells you. "You think I'm what?" Your voice cracks at the end. "Pretty. I think you're pretty and different. You've always got a book in your hands and your cute little glasses on and you're never actually part of our parties. You just, you fascinate me and I never thought you'd ever speak to anyone, let alone me, and I'm rambling now, so I'll stop." You don't know how to respond to his confession. "Ashton?" you ask, deciding on a response. "Yeah?" he responds. You reach out for him, finding his neck in the dark, pulling him close to your body. He understands and his lips find yours in the dark, your first of many, many, many kisses.
  • Calum: Your head is on his lap as a stupid movie plays in the background. Your best friend is finally back from months on tour and you both are too busy catching up to watch a movie. "So, any new guys I need to beat up?" he asks casually. "Or are you still into that guy you said wouldn't give you the time of day?" You laugh and sigh before saying, "Still into that guy." Calum rolls his eyes and tells you, "Either man up and tell him or let it go. He's definitely too thick. You're great. He'll definitely go for you." You bite your lip, thinking if you should actually take his advice. After all, Calum is the guy you are hung up on. If that's what he'd want, you figure you should do just that. You sit up, facing him on the couch. "Cal, I love you," you say simply. "Love you too," he chuckles. "Do you want to restart the movie? I mean, neither one of us were really watching it." You let out a frustrated groan before saying, "No, Calum, I'm in love with you. You're the guy I'm hung up on." His eyes goes wide as they move to look at you. He swallows hard and whispers, "You're not serious." Your breaths start to become shaky because you're sure you just ruined over ten years of friendship in two sentences. "I'm serious," you say. Without hesitation, his lips crash against yours. You gasp in surprise, giving him an opportunity to slide his tongue between your lips. He pushes you back on the couch as his tongue moves expertly against yours. He's now hovering over you on the couch as your hands run up and down his chest. "I've wanted you to say that for over a year," he whispers against your throat where his lips now rest. You laugh, running one of your hands through his hair. You gasp in surprise when you feel his teeth dig into your skin. "Calum," you breathe out. "You're mine now," he whispers in your ear. "I'm making sure everyone else knows that."
  • Luke: You laugh at Luke attempting to sing in falsetto to the song playing on the radio. He laughs when he hears you laugh. You can't wipe the smile off your face when your laughter dies down. This has been the best first date of your life. A drive-in movie with a beautiful, funny, talent boy who knew to bring Sour Patch Kids and liked cuddling. Dates didn't get much better than that. You, despite your mother always telling you to never, ever, ever kiss on the first date, hope he will kiss you when he drops you off. You know you're falling for this boy, dangerously fast, but you're not going to stop yourself and you're pretty sure he isn't stopping either. When he pulls up to your house, he surprisingly gets out before you and opens your door for you. He walks you to your front step, still making you laugh with his bad jokes. "I had a great time tonight," you tell him as you reach your front porch. "Really? Good, because so did I," Luke tells you. "Can I see you again tomorrow?" You laugh at his eagerness. "Tomorrow? Aren't we rushing things?" He hesitates before he starts rambling, "Do you not want to see me tomorrow? I mean, that's okay if you don't, but I want to see you tomorrow. Hell, I don't want to stop seeing you tonight. You're just really pretty and funny and smart and so damn amazing and I'm not good enough for you, but I just don't care anymore. I really want to kiss you too, but I know I shouldn't since it's only our first date-" You cut him off by grabbing him by the collar of his shirt and pulling him down to your level, your lips connecting with his for the first time. He doesn't hesitate to pull your closer, his hands on your hips. You part when you hear the front door open. Your dad is standing there with a disapproving look. You knew he wouldn't like Luke: skinny jeans, lip piercing, in a band. He was your father's nightmare, but he was your dream that was quickly becoming a reality. "Call me?" you tell him. "Oh, definitely," he smiles at you. He nods and waves awkwardly to your father before retreating to his car, your lips still tingling where they met his.
  • Michael: You are sitting next to Michael, Wii remote in your hands and another in his. "Let's make a bet," he tells you. "You win, I have to do something you want me to do. I win, you have to do something I want you to do." You frown and say, "My clothes are staying on, Clifford." He laughs and says, "I promise. It won't be like that." You sigh and give in, making the deal. It's absolutely no surprise when he completely destroys you in Mario Kart. You're terrible at it anyway, let alone playing Michael, who is pretty much the master of Mario Kart. When he wins, you turn to him and say, "What am I doing, Michael? What terrible thing do I have to eat or tweet?" He sighs as he takes the remote from your hands and sets it on the table with his. "I'm not going to make you doing anything. I'm going to ask," he says. "May I kiss you right now?" Your eyes go wide in shock. "You're actually asking?" you choke out. Michael nods softly and says, "I don't know, okay? I'm bad at this romantic stuff. You just, you mean a lot to me and I don't want to screw this up at all." You can't stop the smile forming across your face as you lean in closer to him before pressing your lips to his, shocking him with how forward you're being. He immediately takes over control of the kiss, but doesn't take it too far. When he pulls away, you pout softly. "What?" he asks you, a chuckle in his voice as he speaks. "Why did you stop?" you reply. "Because I'm an idiot," he sighs before kissing you again. This time he deepens the kiss, making you tangle your fingers in his crazy hair as he wraps his arms around you, pulling you into his body. "My girlfriend," he mumbles when you finally pull away. "That wasn't a question, but I say yes anyway," you laugh, making him laugh with you.

anonymous asked:

please don't get mad. I'm only asking because I don't want to sound ignorant or rude. what to people mean when their pronouns are them/their? I don't understand. because for instance if you're talking about the person and you say "he went to the store" you can't say "they/them went to the store".. I'm sorry I know I sound ridiculous but please explain. <3

“did you see the suspect?”
“yes, they walked into the store and I could tell something was off cause their hands were beneath their jacket”
“what happened at that point?”
“they walked over to the produce part of the store and they pulled something out and I only realized it was a knife when it was too late”
“what did they do next?”
“they started cutting open bags of potatoes, just all these bags, potatoes were everywhere. and then they pulled out a peeler and they were running and screaming and peeling all of these helpless potatoes, those potatoes didn’t stand a chance. there were peels everywhere. they didn’t even try to rinse the potatoes off first. some associates tried running after them but they all slipped on the peels”
“and that was when the suspect fled?”
“yes, they had peeled potatoes stuffed into their trousers and shirt and socks and they just fled into the night”

Connor Franta Imagine
  • You were at Connors house hanging out and doing random things. You were sitting on the couch watching tv when connor pinned you down and started tickling you. "ST-STO-STOP" you manage to say between fits of laughter. He bent down closer so his forehead was on yours "only if you give me a kiss" you just stare at him and he started to lean in. You flutter your eyes shut and feel his lips on yours. He pulled away and kissed your nose, you scrunch up your nose "you're cute" he says making you smile. He then picks you up and carries you over his shoulder. "Put me down" you scream. "nope". You soon realize he was standing at the side of the pool. You soon realize what he was doing and gripped him tight causing him to fall in with you when he attempted to throw you in. When you landed in the water you open you eyes to see you're face to face with connor, you lean in a place a kiss on his lips as you rise the the surface. " I love you" he says as you staring into each other's eyes. You smile and get out of the pool. Connor gives you a pair of sweats and a hoodie to wear. He changed and you say in the couch while he picked out a movie. Connor came and laid down beside you as the movie started, you put your head in his chest and focused on his heartbeat. You felt your eyes get heavy and he kissed you forehead. " sleep tight, I love you" you cuddled more into his chest while he rubbed small circles into your back causing you to drift to sleep.
403. Dirty little secret
  • Author's Note: I changed it a little I hope that's okay! I didn't want them to be repetitive and I felt like magazines were kind of outdated.
  • Harry: It was late and you were waiting for Harry to get out of the shower, so you decided to check your emails. When you opened your laptop you were greeted with a strange surprise. "Hey babe?" You yelled to the bathroom. A towel clad Harry emerged from the bathroom with beads of water dripping down his torso, "yeah?" "Did you uh use my laptop?" You struggled to keep a straight face. "Yeah mine was downstairs. Is that okay?" He was genuinely confused. "No yeah that's fine, just maybe next time close out of the porn," you finally cracked a smile. His face was covered in scarlet splotches, but he quickly tried to play it off. "I did that on purpose, thought we could watch it together"
  • Liam: Liam had the day off, but unfortunately you just couldn't get off work. You felt terrible but there was no way around it. You did however manage to get off earlier than you told Liam. You snuck into the house and quietly made your way upstairs. Your bedroom door was cracked and the lights were dimmed. At first you thought Liam had fallen asleep but when you got closer you could here the grunts and profanities spilling from Liam. You stepped closer to the door frame, startled by the creak in the floor board. Liam sprang forward, relieved it was only you, letting a cocky grin grow on his face. "You gonna come give me a hand or what?"
  • Louis: It's a rainy Sunday morning and you and Louis both have the day off, so you decided on a movie day. Lou was making his famous tea while you picked out the movie. You hovered over the bookcase full of movie searching intently, when you came across a blank case. You were more than intrigued, so you decided to slip it into the player. Louis made his way to you and sat the mugs on the coffee table. "What'd you pick love?" He came up behind you. "Not quite sure," you flashed the case. Louis jumped forward but intercepted his path to the tv. "(Y/N) c'mon!" The title "deep throat" flashed across the screen. You bursted out laughing. "I was sixteen and curious!"
  • Niall: Yours and Niall's house was on desperate need of some spring cleaning. Most of it was actually Niall's, you never realized how much junk he saved. You agreed to help Niall with all the boxes in his office after 20 long minutes of him convincing you that no one organizes better than you. You agreed to split the boxes in half but that lasted for all of five minutes before he sat back and told you what to keep and what to throw away. You opened the last box and pulled out a calendar full of naked women hanging on cars. "This is definitely trash..." You chucked it at him. "I was looking for that. You always need a calendar." He was obviously trying to get under your skin. "Well maybe if you're good, I'll make a calendar of my own"
  • Zayn: Zayn had been gone for almost two months and to say that you were lonely would be a complete understatement. You missed him so much it physically hurt. Your body ached all over, only getting worse when thoughts of him washed over you. One spot partially ached for his attention. You couldn't put it off any longer. You turned on the video you and Zayn watch together, when you're in the mood for something different. You started to tend to you needs, letting the waves of euphoria take you. "Plan on saving any for meh?" You practically jumped out of your skin but decided not to waste any time. "Get over here then."
  • Written by: Anna