I posted this again cause this is my background for my mobile blog and someone wanted it. I didn’t want to go looking for my old post and I didn’t want that person who requested it to look through all my posts to find it. (Not my gif/artwork. Credits to the original artist)
i really can’t tell the difference between all these whizzer urls anymore they are all practically exactly alike and everyone has that one photo of whizzer as their icon it’s like the mishapocalypse but its a whizzerpocalypse
One gif can hold so many memories…
This is so beautiful. Misha not knowing what tumblr is and now he’s joining.
I’m glad I was here before this happened, that I’m here when it’s happening.
Who knows what the future with Mish on tumblr holds for us.
Okay, so I have decided to start watching Supernatural, because none of you have stopped me. You are bad people. Enjoy my trip through the rabbit hole and straight to hell.
Here’s what I know about it without having ever seen it.
-There are two brothers and their trusty sidekick, a gay angel, who hunt demons. One has nice hair and is a moose (?!), one has green eyes and loves pie.
-One of the actors is Jensen Ackles, whose ass I’ve seen many a time here on Tumblr, and whose name, apparently, is Jensen Ackles.
-The other one is Jared Pajdhdmdodjbrnrjdjdiwolsnb'dj&3)3. I’m not sure how many times I’m supposed to punch the keyboard to spell his name. I hope 4 will suffice.
-The gay angel is played by Tumblr’s boyfriend Misha Collins. I’ve heard legends of this man. I’m not sure what the Mishapocalypse was, but I don’t believe Tumblr has ever recovered from it. From what I gather, he’s a wacky, philanthropic sociopath with a perfect face. He is 98% of why I decided to throw my life away and watch this show.
-“Saving people, hunting things, the family business.”
-“Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole”
-Their mother burned to death, but on the ceiling, which is a thing that happens.
-Their father is the absolute fucking worst.
-Everyone who touches Sam’s penis dies.
-In fact, all the women die.
-I mean, apparently everyone dies, but it seems like the men usually come back more often.
-So I guess the moral of the story is, if you are a woman on Supernatural, you might as well fuck Sam, because you are doomed to ceiling immolation anyway.
-Carry On My Wayward Son will one day make me cry in a dejected pile on my kitchen floor.
-Lucifer is the bad guy, except not really because everyone seems to miss him?
-Crowley is the bad guy, except not really because everyone seems to talk of him like he’s a sad little teddy bear?
-Metatron is the bad guy, except nothing, because everyone hates him.
-Whoever names these characters has an unresolved drug problem.
-Charlie is the best.
-Charlie probably dies.
-I mean, honestly, why am I watching this show? Why am I signing up for this heartbreak? Why have none of you stopped me? Why?
-Everyone always forgets about Adam.
Me right now: