I got asked and now it's your turn, what's your favorite thing about me! pretend i'm anon or something. pay no attention to the man behind the curtain
I love her fucking sense of humor and I love how she makes me feel. I’ve never understood someone on this kind of level and I’ve n e v e r had someone just get me to the extent that she does. No one sees through my bullshit quite like her lmao and her presence calms me in the most real way. it’s difficult to explain but she always feels like home.
Anon requested: Hi I hope this isn’t too much to ask for but can you guys do nct as your boyfriend? Thank you!
Genre: Fluff & SMut
Author: admin Karma
A/N: Hey, i’m sorry you had to wait so long These are all members besided the minors and Lucas & Jungwoo since I don’t know much about them yet……… Also since it’s 10 members this is a long one….
Reminder! This is completely how I see them as boyfriends and it’s probably very inaccurate as I am not that good at reading people but i’ll do my best!! (this is for all genders) and since this is a smut acc, I will add some 16+ content to it ;)
Scene: Three white dudes sitting around a meeting table, at Pepsi HQ.
Marketing dude 1: So guys, I’ve been thinking, protests are huge right now. How about we integrate protests into our commercial concept?
Marketing dude 2: Great idea, Chad! Man, what is all that protesting about anyway?
CHAD: I have no idea Bryce, but its HOT.
Marketing dude 3: You know what else is HOT? The Kardashians.
CHAD: Good thinking, Brad. So how can we put it all together?
BRYCE: I’ve got it guys. So here’s the scene, a protest , right–
CHAD, interjecting: — not political though, like, just a protest
BRYCE: (excitedly) yeah, yeah exactly. A protest is going on, and then switch scenes– Kendall is doing a photo shoot—
BRAD: –You know she’s a model?
CHAD: Wow, so hard-working.
BRYCE: –anyway she sees the protest. And she’s like, so “woke” right–
CHAD: That’s a hot phrase right now.
BRAD: What does it mean?
BRYCE: It means like, “trendy”, but with politics or whatever.
CHAD: That doesn’t sound quite right.
BRYCE: Whatever. ANYWAY, So Kendall is like “oh a protest!” and the crowd of protesters approach a wall of police–
BRAD (excitedly) : in riot gear???!
CHAD: No no, not riot gear, we don’t want to make the police look bad.
BRYCE: Ok yeah. they’re monitoring peacefully. and the protesters are all happy and dancing.
CHAD: yeah man, I went to Coachella once, and that’s totally like a protest, so we can do like a Coachella aesthetic.
BRYCE: OK ok guys so here’s the kicker right? Kendall joins the protest, and she’s got a Pepsi, right? And so she walks up to one of the police, and she gives him a Pepsi- and then like, the protest is solved!
BRAD: OH man that is SO good
CHAD: Bryce you are a genius.
(A manager pokes his head into the meeting room)
MANAGER: Hey guys, what have you got for me so far?
CHAD: Well, we’ve got a kind of “Pepsi solves World Peace” vibe going.
MANAGER: That sounds pretty good– hey make sure you throw some “diversity” in there, ok? Our market testing numbers show that people like that.
CHAD: Yeah of course- already on it!
(Manager smacks the door frame twice, then leaves)
BRAD: Well…. Kendall is like… not white, right?
BRYCE: I’m not sure dude, but “Kardashian” doesn’t sound white
CHAD: “Jenner” does though….
BRAD: ok ok, we’ll find a way to get some diversity in there. We can ask Areeb from product management!
CHAD: Ok so the idea is; An apolitical protest is going on– for world peace or something– and Kendall sees it while she is modeling. And she’s so “woke” so she leaves her shoot to join the cause. She’s like, just another person, “just like everyone else” type of deal.
Cut in Coachella scenes- but like– with diversity– she moves through the crowd, she’s got the Pepsi, and she brings the Pepsi to the police.
BRAD: The upstanding professional “serve and protect-ors”
CHAD: Exactly. So she brings the Pepsi to the police and the vibe is, like, a peace-offering
A = Aftercare This entire post is going to go in the complete opposite direction of this lmao but of course he’s going to take care of you well afterwards. Lesson learned kids, if anyone you’re with brushes off aftercare, kick their ass to the curb, cuz they don’t care about you. Chen’s a shower and relax together, wash each other gently kind of aftercare guy. Plus he wants to cuddle afterwards and no one wants sticky, smelly, gross cuddles.
B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) I’m not gonna even try and pretend I don’t think Chen is the most perverted of the bunch lmao he always has his hands on your chest. Just…fun to touch tbh. Chen’s abs are coming in pretty nicely, I sure he’s pretty proud of them, his muscles in general are his favorite thing about himself although we all knows its his forehead
C = Cum Nana: oh he’s a nasty little shit. He’s that fucker than jizzes in your goddamn hair and you have to wash it as quick as you can before it dries and it looks like your entire scalp is just shedding…
D = Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs) Chen really wants to bring it up, because sex is pretty open between you two and all, so he’s not really ashamed, just doesn’t know how to throw it out there, especially since he’s normally the pretty dom one in the bedroom. He likes the idea of being blindfolded and handing the reigns over to you so he has no idea what you’re up to or will do next. But he will tell you…soon…maybe….
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?) Man I don’t trust his hoe ass….I feel like he’s done stuff already but idk, either way, he knows too fucking much and it makes me nervous. He’s a grown man, I doubt he’s never heard of porn, and the fucking dick popping EXO does, he knows what he’s up to.
F = Favorite position While he’s kinky, he’s a pretty simple man, plain missionary with your legs tossed over his shoulders is a good go-to for him. Easy position for him to have fun, and you’re kind of tramped a bit, seeing as you’re literally folded in half under his body. You’ll probably need to stretch before hand….I tried putting my leg behind my head the other day cuz I could when I was a kid and I was sure I was going to have to amputate my leg…
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc) Chen’s kind of a clown, but I think he gets pretty serious and into his ‘character’ in the bedroom. He’s not the soft and floofy Jongdae he usually is, he’s full blown Chen behind closed doors.
H = Hair (How well groomed are they) His pits are wild smh I weirdly don’t think he trims or anything down there, I don’t know why, but he just gives me the vibes that he just lets it run free and have a life of its own….
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) Chen’s another member that makes up for his lack of romance in the bedroom in your non-sexual relationship. Of course there’s times he tones it back and really shows you his love; makes love to you rather than fucking. But on the norm, he’s a pretty wild man in the sack.
J = Jack Off (Masturbation) Pfff who are we playing, Chen jerks off like mad. But lord knows he can’t make a mess in the dorm room with Xiu being his roomie or the older would literally kill him. He takes shelter in the bathroom and handles business like anyone else.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks) His secret is he wants to be blindfolded, mainly because you look and react so well when he blindfolds you. He loves seeing your body relaxed and tense all at the same time, never knowing where he is or what he’ll do next; never knowing what he’ll touch next. Watching your skin prickle and your body flinch and you squirm when he brushes a feather against your skin is just art to him.
L = Location (Favorite places to do the do) [See Risk] Bedroom/Bathroom are really the only two options in his mind, but being that he’s very adventurous with positions, the bathroom isn’t really safe so the bed is pretty much where most of the magic happens.
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going) Chen’s usually pretty blunt with his advances, there’s no sly looks or catching on that you touching his arms means you want to fuck, he just straight out says, “I want to fuck”, and life goes on. But he likes how subtle you try to be, especially when the boys are around, your light touch on his thigh until he turns his attention to you and he can see your eyes clouded with lust. The idea of what will happen later in his mind while you wear that innocent face, it really gets his boner party going.
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) [Plays into Risk] Chen’s a kink freak and we all know this, but he doesn’t like anyone else but you knowing it, so he’s not here for leaving the safety and privacy of the locked bedroom. Under no circumstances will he leave the bathroom or bedroom, don’t even try.
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
Do I….do I have to say anything else?
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.) I feel like Chen’s a…humper if that makes sense, he’s pretty fast and hard, but he’s not full blown thrusting into you, more like quick pumps because he likes having your body close to his and doesn’t really want to pull away and lose that contact, even for a second.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.) While he’s a horny pup, he’s ready and willing to go, unless you want a quickie I don’t see him doing them much. He likes to please you and stretch out the foreplay and tease you for as long as humanly possible. It’s arguably his favorite part of sex, having you all hot and squirming for him, so if that’s cut out of the equation for a quickie, he’s not that thrilled. Quickies do happen frequently though, back stage at concerts or before he has to leave for his schedule, but he’s not too impressed with them.
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.) I feel like he’s a guy that lives by the kamasutra book, he wants to try a lot of stuff, almost anything just once to see what the point is. He’s not very risky with places, like he doesn’t like leaving the bedroom, but doing things with you, he’s all ears….or dick…whatever you wanna say.
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…) Nana says he’s fuck happy. So basically she says that he’s a quick fuck, dick in a hole only lasts a few minutes, 10 minutes tops, but he’s up and ready for another round so quick you don’t know what’s going on. So Chen’s stamina is pretty high…almost unusually high….
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?) I don’t trust him….he gives me the vibe of he’s so nasty that you don’t need toys, but he’s such a little shit that I feel like he collects the shit like pokemon? He’s definitely has handcuffs, vibrators, specific silk ties he likes the cool feel on, a few feathers…..
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) He’s….a little fucking shit…..I can see him teasing you to the point you’re literally crying. Like he ain’t stopping unless you use the safe word to tell him to fuck you or fuck off.
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make) Umm high note master Kim Jongdae? It sounds like a fucking opera in that bedroom tf ?? Chen’s a very loud moaner…The whole damn town, let alone the members will hear you and him, I’d invest into some ear plugs if I was you….
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice) Chen’s a pretty kinky fucker in my mind…and we all know for a fact he’s going to want to try some weird ass position. The first time a legit cramp set in from the stretch, he went into a full state of panic, you had to literally pry the phone from his hands to stop him from calling an ambulance. For someone that dances and works out, he really didn’t grasp the concept of mid-sex cramps. God help him.
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words) Lmao I hate my grandma…..okay here we fckin go. I asked my 60 year old Nana and she said “he’s like the package of hot dogs you get on sale because one’s kinda fucked up. He’s the fucked up one.” aka in her mind, means that he’s slightly below average in length, and more narrow/slender than typical, but he’s just a horn dog that he’ll “hump you into next week” bye
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?) Nana says, and I quote, Chen is a “horny dog that needs his nutters snipped so he calms the fck down”. And Nana’s word is law. Chen’s sex drive is out of this world, he needs to see a doctor and get some pills to mellow his ass out tbh.
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) I think Chen is kind of a lazy guy, after sex he’s pretty fckin beat, and ready to just shower and hit the hay. So he falls asleep pretty fast, but tbh he’s just eager to wake up and jump your bones again.
Title: kick with the fray Rating: T Word Count: 1638 words Summary: Phil will laugh about this later. Maybe. Probably. (Not.) Notes: Written for @nihilist-toothpaste, who requested jealous!Phil, for my thirty minute fics for charity fundraiser to benefit Puerto Rico.
Phil’s shin hurts from banging into the costuming booth and his pride hurts from the sharp voiced words the woman manning it through at him and his dignity hurts from Dan and Anthony both laughing at him.
Mod Star here, I’m full-on addicted to this game, and seeing
I’m a lesbian, and a huge HP fan, I thought I’d take the chance to sort the
dads (and Amanda)! If you disagree, tell me why in a note or reply, I love
friendly debate! Warning: Dad jokes and puns included, and this post contains
spoilers for Dream Daddy, so if you have not completed all paths (or don’t know
what happens), don’t continue reading the dads you haven’t finished dating!
Oh boy, this dad loves nothing more than friendly
competition with Dadsona, is stupidly proud of Daisy and is a rather sporty
man, despite his sick dadbod. Brave enough to admit he was feeling under
pressure to compete with you, and has the nerve to allow you to continue
fighting him, even though he knows he has a strong chance of winning.
Oh Damien, how I love you. His passion for IT ( a very Ravenclaw
career choice), Victorian era clothing, customs and life and his metaphorical
hangouts in graveyards make this man an enigma, but his passion for learning
more and more makes this man a complete Rave. He also loves dogs, which almost
everyone does, but he wants to find them a new home, which is a very Puff
trait, though his love of learning makes this an easy decision.
Classic English teacher in Ravenclaw, but his love of
wrestling is what sets this dad apart from the rest, as he has been dedicate enough
to learn so much about the players that he comes off a little stalkery of the
actual competitors, but he isn’t courageous at all, nor is he cunning or
particularly loyal, except maybe to his favourite wrestler, of course.
This man is so Slytherin it physically hurts. He’s
manipulative of you and your feeling to get a quick smash, lies to Mary about
the nature of your relationship, and is cunning enough to convince you he will
stay with you and honestly? That cult ending? What else is there to say? Joseph
is a total Snake, and to me, he’s garbage lol
This man is so about his passion to music, bands and coffee that
it makes him a total Ravenclaw. He’s eccentric and kind, but he’s also very
individual and different, while also having a certain ‘I don’t care what you
think about me, so long as you drink my coffee’, which is a very Rave thought
Craig: Hufflepuff (also my Dream Daddy, if I was into men)
This hunk does everything for everyone else, and doesn’t
give himself a break. His kindness knows no bounds, he makes himself stressed
taking his kids everywhere, coaching softball, taking care of them, organising
their life with Smashley, trying to be kind to you and make time for your
dadsona, until it burns him out. He is dedicated to his health and fitness and
tends to be a little strange (drinking a jar of spaghetti sauce? Bro…) like Puffs
can be with their hobbies, but he is loved by all.
This man carries 4 knives, is super sarcastic and loves to
manipulate and mess with people. Snake.
This cinnamon roll is so Puff it hurts me! She is so
supportive of her dad, lets him date even after Alex (I’m not sure of the
mothers name if you choose that, as I play as a gay man) has died, and feels
like telling you what bothers her with her friends, is a burden on you. She is
rather sarcastic and jokey, but it is never in a malicious way, only ever to
joke, and she is a Rave in the sense she loves her photography, but her
dedication to the pictures, her father and being so kind to all the other kids,
makes this girl a badger!
Hopefully you guys liked this sorting! Like I said, if you disagree, tell me why!
I can't even explain how much it meant to me what Jared said. (Please Read This)
My depression has been horrific for the past two months. There isn’t an honest to God day where suicide doesn’t cross my mind. My moms trying everything. Doctors too. Nothing is working and I’m about at my ends reach.
I told Jared on his Facebook live video how much the AlwaysKeepFighting campaign meant to me. That I battle depression daily and this is a true inspiration to me. Nothing could have prepared me for what he said.
He said these words with a genuine touch that really made me cry my damn eyes out. Telling me that “you are a brave, powerful soul. I’m sorry for your battles, but I’m proud of you that you’re battling daily and you’re still here. You’re stronger than I will ever me.” His words quite literally shook me to my core. As if having somebody that you look up to notice you, but to say what he did….
It’s the simple sweet things that this man does on a daily basis that really and truly helps people get the courage to keep on fighting. I admire Jared. I look up to him. I strive to be half of the amazing and kind man that he is, to make a difference in this world. He is my hero along with many others. He’s my superman. And hearing MY HERO tell me that I’m stronger than he will ever be, and that I’m a brave and powerful soul, I was at a loss for words. I still am.
There isn’t a single word I can say to describe how I feel. Never in my life (no matter how short) did I ever EVER imagine Jared Padalecki telling me these words. For him to share his love and support to my daily fight. MINE. It’s an unrealistic thing. It doesn’t feel real.
If you took the time to read this, then I hope in some way that this amazing man has somehow touched your heart as he has touched mine. Please remember, taking even a minute of your day to spread some love can really effect people as it has for me.
While his words didn’t cure my mental illness, it did do something else. It gave me hope.
Title: Into Focus Character: Peter Parker A/n: I really hope we get to see more of the photographer aspect of Peter’s character in later movies.
“Do you have any idea what you’d want for your birthday?” You asked Peter as the two of you made the usual walk home from school.
Peter shook his head. “I already told you that you really don’t have to get me anything, just make a card or something.”
“Don’t be so lame, of course I’m getting you a present,” You said, lightly elbowing him. “So, come on, help make my job easier.”
Peter made a zipping motion across his lips. “Nope.
“Ned, can you help me out with something?” You asked, balancing your phone between your jaw and shoulder as you scrolled through various shopping sites on your computer.
“Look, if it’s about the English homework, I don’t really get it much either.”
You chucked. “No, I got that done an hour ago. But I need help picking out a gift for Peter.”
“Oh, okay. What do you have down so far?”
You went through your short list of things you had bookmarked, all of which were met with noises of disagreeance.
“Eh, I’m not really liking any of them so far. What else do you have?”
You sighed, leaning foward to rest your head on your arms. “That’s all of it.”
“Well, looks like we have a lot of work to do before Pete’s birthday.”
Your head shot up. “You mean you’re gonna help me?”
“Of course,” Ned said, but after there was short pause. “But in return, you gotta send me the English homework.”
With Peter’s birthday coming closer, you and Ned spent a lot of your free time trying to narrow down your options for a gift. The two of you had been on every shopping site known to man, but so far you only had a few things picked out, none of which that stood out to you.
“I wanna make this special, I finally have money of my own so I’m actually able to get him something nice.”
Ned glanced over his laptop screen to give you a look. “Oh okay, I get it now.”
Ned’s smile got wider. “You know.”
“I really don’t.”
“You know..,” He said, waggling his eyebrows. “You having a thing for Peter.”
“Oh come on,” You said, going into full denial mode. “Seriously?”
“Eh, you can deny it all you want. But everyone else notices the doe eyes.”
Your eyebrows shot up. “I do not make doe eyes.”
“Maybe, but Peter does.”
“Hey, do you wanna come over and hang out for a bit?” Peter said, showing up at your locker as you started to shove your things into your backpack. “I can order pizza.”
“Ah man, I would. But me and Ned have to do something.” You told him, trying to give him as little detail as possible.
“Oh, that’s okay. I can just tag along instead?”
“No!” You said, much too quickly. “I-I just mean, it’s kind of a me and him thing, y'know?”
Peter didn’t know, but he wasn’t about to tell you that. “Yeah, yeah. It’s fine, don’t even worry about it.”
“You’re a doll,” You told him, giving his shoulder a punch. “But we’ll hang out soon, okay?”
Peter didn’t even have time to reply before you took off down the hall.
That was incredibly weird, even for you.
But he was interested in what the two of you were doing. Most of the time, all of you hung out as a collective group. There was the off occasion when Peter would invite you over, but that was more because Aunt May liked having you over for dinner every now and then.
Peter just wasn’t under the impression that you and Ned were that close.
“So, are you free tonight to come over? Aunt May’s making in dinner and wanted me to ask you.” Peter said, once again at your locker after the school day ended.
Just as you were about to answer, Peter could see walking up from the opposite end of the hallway.
“Sorry, Pete. Ned and I are doing something.”
“Again?” Peter couldn’t help but feel a little irritated at this point. The two of you had been running off almost everyday for the past week, and each time he was left out of the circle. He’d try and work his way into tagging along, but you were dead set on Peter not being where you two went.
“Yeah, but I’ll stop by tomorrow, okay?” You said, giving him a smile before catching up with Ned.
Peter’s brows furrowed together. What were the two of you doing?
You looked proudly down at Peter’s present, you had spent the night trying to figure out how to wrap it in the most neat way possible. You had even gone out to buy some fancy ribbon to place around the whole thing.
It had taken some time, but you and Ned finally came up with the perfect idea for a gift for Peter, and you were quite happy with it.
Carefully placing the present into your bag, you left a small note on the kitchen counter for your parents to read so they knew where you’d gone.
You practically sprinted the whole way to Peter’s apartment complex, coming up to the door and knocking rapidly.
Peter was the one who answered, and you instantly pulled him into a hug. “Happy Birthday!”
You had caught him off guard, half because you actually showed up and the other half because of the sudden hug.
“Thank you,” He said with a laugh, returning it before showing you inside. “I’m surprised you made it.”
“Of course I’d make it, what do you mean?”
“Just like, the whole thing with running off with Ned, like every day for the past week.” Peter explained, trying to say it in the least bitter way possible.
“Oh no,” You said, reaching around to pull his gift from your bag. “He was just helping me pick this out for you.”
Peter slowly took it from you. “You didn’t have to.”
“Yeah, but I did,” You said, practically bouncing from excitement. “Open it!”
Peter laughed, starting to undo all the nice wrapping. “Oh wow,” He said quietly once he could see enough of the box to know what it was.
Peter looked up at with wide eyes. “Oh wow.” He said, flipping open the box and pulled out a camera.
You gave him a broad smile. “Do you like it?” You asked him, setting the box on the sofa while you moved to stand beside him. "It’s not very fancy, but I thought it was perfect to start out with.”
“No, No.” Peter said, carefully flipping it over as he examined it. “It’s perfect.”
“Good, took Ned and I days to decide on what to get you. You’ll get his present later though.”
“How much was it?”
“Doesn’t matter,” You said with a cheeky smile before pulling him to the fire escape. “Come on, let’s try it out!”
It was late into the afternoon, so the sky had already begun to shift into various shades of pink and oranges. “This is a great view, give it a whirl.” You encouraged.
Peter brought up the camera to his eyes, taking a second to get used to the features before the skyline came into focus.
He was just about to press the button when he glanced over at you and saw the pure expression of happiness etched across your face as you had all of your focus on the city.
Peter found himself aiming the picture at you instead, and that was when he took it.
“Did you get it? How does it look?” You asked him, still keeping your gaze outward.
Peter pulled the camera down and smiled at you. “Perfect.”
How the dads react to their s/o getting transphobic comments. (I recently got some, need some dads to protect me) 😢
( ;A; My child let me love you, the dads are here. Don’t let other people make you feel bad for being who you are. ;v; You are a brave person for being able to say you are who you are, and remember that all that matters is you know who you are, and you’re passionate about it! I support you my friendo!! Keep trekking along and be true to yourself!!) Robert:
🔪"Do you have a deathwish?“
🔪When he sees his S/O getting disrespected, he is PISSED. Walks right up and tells them to fuck off. If they don’t leave, pulls out the knife.
🔪When the person leaves, he makes sure s/o is alright. Holds them close for a while. How dare someone belittle his s/o.
🔪He ends up taking his S/o out to the park to have some private time, making sure that his s/o knows how much he cares amd supports them
🔪Very protective over S/o for a while. More tham usual. Damien:
⚰"Does my loved one’s choice really effect you?”
⚰He is right there when it happens. Damien does intimidation mode on the person. Makes them feel like a dumbass. You can bet on hearing him say “I’m a transgender man and you are giving me respect you give to everyone else, what makes (s/o’s name) any different in how to treat (pronoun perfered)“
⚰Its hard to piss Damien off, and this person has done it. It’s kind of scary, really.
⚰Ends up taking his s/o out to get a special treat after before heading home. He feels horrible that s/o had to face that… He knows exactly how it feels to be in that spot.
⚰Makes you feel extra special to help you feel a little better (peppering face with kisses, extra lovey Damien: On) Craig:
💦"What’s up with you? What makes you think this is right.”
💦At a game after party, s/o and Craig were having a nice chat when one of the sports parents got pissy and bashing s/o
💦He overheard and was livid. He snapped at them and told them if they don’t have the respect to accept anyone on the team or I’m relation to the team, they can leave. They ended up leaving.
💦took s/o to the field and played catch with them once the girls were set to go to their friend’s place.
💦A night of extra special treatment followed the night and the morning after. Joseph:
📿"Excuse me, but I really do not appreciate the way you are treating (s/o’s name). It’s not a choice that concerns you really..“
📿It happened at his church, his s/o being toward the back of the room. One of the parents started making snide remarks due to their thoughts in how it’s “against god” and such.
📿Joseph came up behind and shut them pretty fast in the most polite way he could. The person in trouble could tell they disappointed him greatly.
📿Checks in with his S/o once he finishes his activities at the church. Made sure they weren’t upset or hurt.
📿Brings them home and baked sweets with them. He makes sure they are happy. Shares the sweets together :> Mat:
☕"Excuse my language, but you need check your damn attutitude, man.”
☕once he sees s/o getting pushed around, he let his anxiety go, and marches over, not afraid of doing anything.
☕settles the argument pretty quickly by agreeing to disagree and checks in with his s/o.
☕when home, has a music jam for his s/o. maybe makes them a coffee or whatever drink they wish for that he can make.
📚"Is this really appropriate to do to someone you dont know?”
📚Very calm about the situation. He wants them to know he’s serious.
📚if the person starts getting aggressive, wouldn’t hesitate to put them in a headlock. He wants his s/o safe and he will do anything to get that.
📚takes them home and makes sure they’re alright. Ends up making them something special probably, like dinner.
📚expect a night of praise and confidence boosting. He wants you to feel good about yourself and not to worry about other people for the rest of the night. Brian:
🐶"Is this going to make you a greater person? No.“
🐶Really upset. He steps in before it gets to bad. He hates seeing people get pushed around.
🐶Once everything is settled, makes sure his s/o is okay. If not he just holds them close and let’s them relax.
🐶Takes them to his place and let’s s/o do what makes them happen (like what will cheer them up, like a movie, a game, anything)
🐶makes them a special dinner :> making sure they know how much they mean to him.
(Asks are open!! Feel free to drop an ask!!)
Let’s just remember for a second that in the beginning of The Song of Achilles, Patroclus is described as being too slow, too small—basically not a warrior, never going to be a warrior. Throughout the book, he’s shown as not really having a love of fighting and chooses to learn medicine from Chiron on Mount Pelion. And then, at the very end, in the most 180 character development I’ve ever seen in my entire life, Patroclus dons the armor of his most beloved, the demigod known as the warrior to end all warriors, the best of the Greeks, and goes into battle. Into fucking battle.
He goes against everything that anyone ever thought of him; what he thought of himself. This man—against the words of his father who never showed him the love he deserved, who was cast out into exile by that same father, this man who would rise to be the pin in the grenade—does what no one expected him to: He leads a charge against the Trojans that spins the war on its head in such a way that gods have to get involved.
Achilles, aristos achaion, refuses to fight because of an argument with Agamemnon over honor, and sweet, gentle, kind Patroclus with his heart full of only love for his people, for his friends, for the man he holds most dear—this man, without grace (I mean he’s dropping spears and accidentally almost knocking his helmet off for hell’s sake) makes what’s described as a ‘fateful decision’ and says, “You know what? Send me. I’ll do it.”
Even if you read the Iliad, it goes the same way. We remember Achilles, this strong, bronze, divine being as the one who kills Hector. Ask anyone about the Trojan War and I’ll bet you 100:1 that people will always mention Achilles before Patroclus, but you know what? It should be the other way around. The amount of courage it takes to know that you have no special skill, you’re mortal, and there’s an extremely high chance that you’re going to die, and yet you still go to the largest battle before the demigod does—the fact that that exact moment is when the entire war turns and what was once a losing battle is refueled… That to me is more heroic than anything.
Royai: Possible ‘Secret Relationship’ Implications
I talked about this on a tag meme I did, and I liked my analysis enough that I figured I’d edit it up and add some pictures.
I’m going to talk about the reasons why Roy and Riza
having a relationship in the manga could possibly be a thing. I am 80%
sure that despite how clearly they loved each other, Roy and Riza did
not have anything going on between them in the series. However, there
are some points I want to make that lean toward them possibly being
together in a romantic sense throughout the manga.
My main point
is how comfortable they are around each other. Comfortable enough that she’s the only one he cries in front of. He holds back his emotions throughout Hughes’ entire funeral and only lets himself be vulnerable when they’re alone in front of Hughes’ grave.
A lot of people say
there’s a lot of unresolved sexual or romantic tension between them
throughout the series, but I honestly don’t see that. I see two people
who clearly care about one another a great deal, who, with one look,
make it obvious that they’re in love. But I don’t see them really pining
for one another or anything like that. They act like an old married
couple. They don’t seem to act like they want to kiss or touch each other
desperately. Which, to me, says that perhaps it’s because they already
do. (This could be because I’m Ace, though, and I do not go looking for
sexual implications in my OTPs, so maybe it just goes over my head all
the time, but…)
Case in point, I knew my husband for ten years before
we got married. In the first four years or so, we definitely were a
couple of teenagers in love. We pined for one another when we couldn’t
see each other. When in public, we stared at each other silently wishing
we could go somewhere to be alone, we made out as often as possible.
After about four or five years, the feeling of “I need to touch this
person because I have a lot of pent up sexual and romantic tension for
them” pretty much died down and we became very comfortable with just being around each
other. If we didn’t hug or kiss for a while, it was no big deal because
we had each other and we knew we could arrange to be together to do
those things whenever.
My point is, Roy and Riza act like that
around each other, which tells me that perhaps the reason they aren’t
desperate to touch one another all the time is because they already do. They already do all the things normal couples do.
They’re used to intimacy so why would they itch to touch each other
24/7? If they were as in love as they appeared to be, but couldn’t be
with each other, I think they’d show more signs of yearning for one
another. This, of course, could be because we just don’t see it since
they were not the focus of the series and their relationship had no huge
importance to the story (and Arakawa has said that she does not include
anything that doesn’t need to be in the story), but I feel like, even
with the amount of time they had been together, if they had never
touched each other or kissed or hugged or whatever, they’d have a hard
time masking the want they would have for each other. Their comfort in
each other’s presence could be more than just them having spent a long
My other point is the Barry the Chopper scene where
Roy gets super jealous of Barry touching Riza and prepares to burn him
to a crisp. Riza stops him and seems absolutely unfazed by his jealousy,
which could indicate that he’s acted like that multiple times in the
past and she’s used to telling him to calm the hell down.
Roy also gets annoyed again after they’re done interrogating Barry to see if he’s the real thing. Barry flirts with Riza again calling her ‘Missy,’ looking at her with hearts over his head. Roy is visibly annoyed in this scene as well.
My next point isn’t exactly evidence, but Roy and Riza did change clothes in a
car together and didn’t come out of that looking flustered or blushing or
anything like they might have if they were unused to seeing each other
in various states of undress. I mean, yeah, Roy learned his alchemy from
her bare back, but it’s not like he saw anything else. I feel like he’d
still get flustered if he saw her without a shirt on, even if it was
just her back, because if they weren’t together, if they weren’t
touching each other on a somewhat regular basis, he’s just a guy in love
and he’d want to touch her and he’d blush about it or get embarrassed easily
when seeing her. Think about Ed in that scene where he was in the room
when Winry was changing. He was flushed and embarrassed because he was a
kid in love who had never touched the person he loved intimately
before. So this one kind of goes back to my ‘comfortable with each
Oh, and also, that scene where Madame Christmas asks why
Roy doesn’t just go play with Elizabeth. What kind of ‘play’ is she
insinuating? And why does she know this is something he would do? And why do the other girls
think they have a ‘chance’ now that Elizabeth has been taken by another
man? What has Roy been telling them about her?
Anyway, these are all minor things. It doesn’t necessarily point to them being in an actual relationship. It’s probably more just evidence that they care for one another beyond that of superior and subordinate, but these are the things that do make me question whether or not they were actually in a secret relationship.
Side Note: I’m talking post Ishval relationship here, not young royai. I’m a firm believer that nothing happened between them pre-Ishval, not even when Roy studied flame alchemy from Riza’s bare back. What I’m talking about here are all the things that make me think they might have had a relationship during the series, in the time after Ishval and after Riza becomes Roy’s subordinate.
Oh my god I am so mAD I FORGOT ABOUT STARKQUILL OH BOY
listen I need me some Guardians giving Tony love and respecting him and thinking he’s just so good and doesn’t deserve the shit he gets and Tony trying to use as many metaphors as possible so he can laugh when Drax takes them literally, bonding with Rocket and Groot over building stuff and being sarcastic and Tony can undERSTAND GROOT WHEN HE SPEAKS BECAUSE HE UNDERSTANDS HIS BOTS and Gamora talking to Tony about weapons and Tony respecting the shit out of Gamora cuz you know that man loves a badass woman who don’t need no man isn’t afraid to kick a man’s ass and put him in his place
And PETER AND TONY BONDING OVER MUSIC AND 80S THINGS THAT PETER MISSED AND MAKING JOKES AND WORKING ON PETERS SHIP TOGETHER AND PETER TREATS TONY WITH CARE AND APPRECIATES THE SHIT HE DOES FOR THE WORLD AND TONY THINKS PETER IS JUST AMAZING AND KIND AND FUNNY AND JUST BEING GENERALLY ADORABLE AND FALLING IN LOVE
AND TONY FUCKS OFF INTO THE UNIVERSE WITH GUARDIANS AFTER INFINITY WAR I NEED THIS
Too true man. I love terraria. Whilst this does hold true I believe that they’re both perfect in their designated aspects. Terraria is built for adventure and action which it does beautifully and it makes me so happy to play it over and over again restarting every time. Minecraft however does the whole creativity and building thing so well and is so accessible for any kind of person with all the mods and mini-games and things you can do with it. Both perfectly good at what they’re made for.
Fandom: Samurai Love Ballad Party Timeline/Continuity: Reincarnation AU Pairing: Tokugawa Ieyasu/MC (unnamed) Genre: General/Angst Word Count: ~2200 Rating: PG Notes: I wrote this in mind with a strange canon divergence that sort of marries with the historical context of Tokugawa Ieyasu having his wife executed. So that whole deal where she’s accused of being a spy? Imagine she didn’t make it out alive. Why? Because it’s morbid and I’m a sucker for drama, and it makes for the best reunions.
Have you ever considered a beauty and the beast style story with newt as beauty and Percival as the beast, grindelwald was the sorcerer, and the aurors are the enchanted objects? Idk I saw the movie and I've been thinking about it a lot. Like everyone in town except Jacob and Theseus thinking Newt's weird (especially bc he isn't married) and then him stumbling upon the castle and falling in love with this grumpy beast idk it's just so \(^-^)/ !
Ya know, I hadn’t thought about it… but this artist’s gorgeous illustration definitely makes it plausible, doesn’t it? I love that it’s Newt who stumbles on the castle though. Like, he isn’t taken prisoner. Percy wants him to go because what the fuck, boy, I am not beautiful I am a monster why aren’t you afraid of me - you should be.
“There’s beauty in everything,” Newt says gently, cradling Graves’ massive claws in his hands. “Just as much beauty in a wildflower as there is in teeth and claws and fangs. Just a different kind of beauty. A fatal kind of beauty. A kind heart wrapped in knives. Who did this to you?”
Graves yanks his paw back.
“Does it matter?”
“Not to me,” Newt says, “You are who you are, whether you’re covered in fur or skin you’re Percival Graves and that’s all that matters to me. The question is, does it matter to you?”
Graves stills. He thinks of what it was like to be a man. To be a prince, before Grindelwald came and snatched his kingdom away from him. The plans he once had to make his kingdom great. To make sure his people’s crops flourished and their livestock prospered and their bellies were filled. To make sure their economy grew and their lands were secure.
He thinks of what it is now. Of what Grindelwald did to it after he murdered his father and performed the witchcraft that had bound him beneath fur and fear and fangs.
Requested: Yes! A few anons asked for jealous Barry including
Pairings: Barry Allen/THe Flash x Reader
Summary: Barry is late to the precinct Christmas Party, leaving you alone in some uncomfortable company.
Warnings: Jealous!Barry (does that count as a warning??? oh well)
Word Count: 1,067
A/N: I missed Barry, so I hope that you guys like this one! It kind of has an ambiguous ending, so make of that what you will. Message me any requests/feedback, as either is always greatly appreciated…
Barry was late. It wasn’t as if he could literally be anywhere that he needed to be in Central City within a few minutes. That would be crazy.
Your boyfriend may have been the fastest man alive, but you couldn’t remember a time that he was less than ten minutes late for anything. Your last date, a doctor’s appointment, work every single day. He was late for all of it.
But this time he was really, really late. Like you had shown up at the party two hours ago, and had seen neither hide nor hair of your boyfriend. At first, you made small talk with a few of the girls that you knew from the precinct. But, they quickly had too many fruity cocktails to be tolerable, and you had chosen to sit at the bar alone.
You had ordered a drink and glanced around the room, hoping that by some miracle, your boyfriend would waltz in, but that didn’t seem to be the case.
“So what brings you here.” A voice said from behind you. You turned around to see a man that somehow looked vaguely familiar, but you couldn’t place him. You had probably seen him one of the times that you took Barry his lunch at the police station, but you couldn’t exactly remember.
“Oh, I’m just waiting for-”
“Now who would be silly enough to stand you up darling.” He said, giving you what he must of thought to be a charming smile. It seemed more like he was ravenous and you were a goose being served to him on a silver platter.
You tried to keep your face in more of a neutral state, rather than the disgusting feeling that was rising in your gut. “I guess that the answer to that would be my boyfriend.”
“Well, he doesn’t seem to be here.” The man said, glancing around the room. It occurred to you that he wouldn’t know who your boyfriend was, even if Barry had been standing right in front of him. And to make it worse, he was leaning farther off of the stool, leering at you.
“He should be here any moment.” You said, allowing yourself another desperate glance around the room. You felt your heart fall when you didn’t see Barry anywhere.
“I think that we could have a party of our own.” the man said, laying a hand on yours that was resting on the bar. You were so shocked that you couldn’t move. Did this man not hear you when you said that you have a boyfriend.
“Did you miss the part where is said that I have a boyfriend?” you stuttered, shocked that someone let this sleaze ball into the party, much less let him be involved in any part of the police force.
“Y/N!” You froze, never so relieved to hear Barry’s voice.
“Barry!” you exclaimed, ripping your hand away and throwing your arms around Barry. “Get me out of here.” You whispered in his ear. You felt him tense underneath you. He gave you a small nod, enough to make sure that you understood, but not enough to be obvious to the douchebag that was standing behind you, clearing his throat impatiently. As if you owed him something.
“If you’ll excuse us.” Barry sneered, wrapping a hand around your wait and leading you away from the bar.
“You were late.” You murmured.
“You looked like you were two seconds away from a new boyfriend.” Barry muttered under his breath. You knew that he wasn’t trying to make you feel bad, but sometimes he said things that cut you.
“Barry you know that that is not what was happening.” You said, trying to keep up with Barry. Even when he wasn’t using super speed, he walked faster than you, especially when he was angry. He grunted, not saying anything, but at least he was acknowledging what you were saying. “That man was the personification of a leech. He was ready to suck my blood.”
He chuckled. You had barely noticed how quickly that you were moving, but you were outside of the hotel that the party was being held at, and Barry was hailing a cab.
“I’m sorry.” You said quietly, hoping to settle the matter before you were home without causing a scene in the cab. “You know that I would never go out with someone like that. Why would I when I have someone like you?”
A smile was starting to turn up the corners of his mouth. You knew that he wasn’t angry with you. he was angry that someone would treat you that way. Even though Barry was one of the most caring people that you had even met, he got jealous.
And once he got jealous, it was sometimes hard to remind him that he has nothing to be jealous of. you would never do anything that would intentionally hurt him. You loved him so much that hurting him would hurt you just as much too.
You felt him take a deep breath and you knew that he was starting to calm down.
“I know that you get nervous
sometimes,” you said as you felt him rest his head on your shoulder. Even though
the two of you had been together for quite a while, you still felt a bit of a
rush when he showed you how comfortable he was around you. “But I love you so
“I love you too.” He said softly
against your knuckles, before pressing a delicate kiss to each of them. Although
he wasn’t big on PDA, he couldn’t resist kissing the back of your hand. It was
cheesy, and cliché, and one of your favorite things that he did.
The cab ride was mercifully short,
and after Barry paid him with a sizeable tip, the two of you rushed up into
your apartment, seeking some shelter from the cold air. You quickly scrubbed
off your makeup and pulled on pajamas crawling into bed.
You rolled over to snuggle into Barry’s
side. “I have to say Bar, I feel like I wasted a great outfit to sit alone at a
party for a few hours.”
You received no warning as a pillow
collided with the side of your head. You sat up, pushing Barry off of the bed,
and you knew that it was going to be a long
holy smokes, it took a bit of digging to find them but you’re completely right! it basically outright says that the helmet turns folk nasty in The Golden Helmet (W OS 408-02), and even if Gladstone’s a bit of a pill in the Lost Charts of Columbus (D 94144) you couldn’t say that his behaviour is out of his usual character- and he clearly doesn’t care about owning everybody or making them do what he wants like the others. Maybe he does have an immunity to curses!
In which case, kind of makes me think my answer to this question-
might be that it’s a good thing that Scrooge has got a relative like Gladstone knocking about, just in case… ( though I think he’s been hoarding things like that for a looong time in the comics, so)
Part three of the little Sandor Clegane drabbles I’m doing. Not all of them will be in quick succession in terms of time progression. There will be large time skips as this isn’t a full fic. Enjoy! Also- the fucking rock scene man.
Court was within the half hour and in the mean time Sterren chaperoned Sansa through the royal gardens. Sansa twittered on about meaningless gossip surrounding the high lords and ladies of Kings Landing. It was a habit of hers. Perhaps her way of calming herself down for the potential horrors of Joffrey’s court.
At some point between the hydrangeas and the final turn towards the Red Keep, Sansa eyed her friend. “Sterren, you look… different.” Her blue eyes searched Sterren in attempt to pinpoint just what had changed in her from the evening before.