what jack was really thinking

septic-soldier  asked:

Hey jack, this doesn't really effect YOUR content specifically but what do you think about the YouTube LGBTQ+ restriction? From my point of view it is ridiculous and should be dealt with immediately.

At first I was like “well it seems like everyone is effected by the restriction mode” but then I thought about it a bit more. If people are being restricted as “inappropriate content” just because they’re LGBT channels then that’s absolute bullshit.

The fact that we dont know how or why restriction mode works is ridiculous. Youtube need to speak up. EDIT: YT have since issued an explanation https://twitter.com/ytcreators/status/843613347367079937

For now you might have noticed that I redraw this Gintsu cover very often :3c Honestly, I’m still not sure how I feel about this ship so I doodle this to accept the idea, I just want them to be happy and also the need for Ashi to wear actual clothes now that her leafs are ded (?) idk I was just procrastinating my homework also maybe the idea of a samurai figthing an alien sounded like a Gintama joui war plot

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Hannibal - 2x03 - Hassun

NHL!Bitty - Pens AU

@kit923 requested NHL!Bitty playing for the Pens (@sergeantsexface seconded Pens!Bitty!) and this is a little more pre-Penguins, but it counts, right??? Takes place after the NHL hack that leaks homophobic emails. Eric is fed up with the entire league and planning to make a statement by not signing with anyone. Then this happens.

Origin: From Samwell to Seattle | Part I - Hug Check | Part II - Chirping |  Part III - Post-Season | Part IV - RPF | Part V - Dating


It’s just another godawful luncheon, but today Jack has the added pleasure of every other donor asking Jack’s opinion about his ‘homosexual’ teammate going pro. After the third locker room joke, Jack excuses himself, desperate for air, only to find his father and Uncle Mario nursing their drinks on the club’s back patio. 

He’s about to find somewhere less conspicuous when he hears: 

“That’s not even debatable, Bittle is going to be scouted. Even if he’s just shipped down to a farm team, Bettman isn’t going to-”

Oh. Of course, Mario would be involved in all of this, he’s an owner. Jack knocks his knuckles against the railing, his manners winning out over his morbid curiosity. They stop talking abruptly, but his father visibly relaxes when he sees it’s just Jack and not another donor.

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Sam and Dean and mourning Cas

I have seen some meta that takes Dean’s behavior and depression in the last eps and 13x03 especially as proof of how much more Dean cares for Cas than Sam – that Sam is grieving the loss of a friend, while Dean is grieving for someone who means much more to him.

And interestingly, Dean himself seems to see it that way – and he is incredibly pissed off and hurt by it. Judging by what he throws at Sam at the end of 13x03, “You might be able to forget about that, but I can’t”, some of Dean’s anger is that he sees Sam’s acceptance of Jack as a betrayal of Cas. That while Dean understands that Sam isn’t mourning Mary yet because he thinks they’ll get her back, Dean believes that Sam should be feeling the weight and pain of Cas’s death the same as Dean does, and he’s getting all the more upset because he feels like he’s the only one in mourning, the only one who actually cares, and is bearing that alone.

What’s ironic is that Dean is completely wrong here – Sam is in fact thinking of Cas a lot. In 13x01 Sam was repeatedly questioning whether Cas was really gone. In 13x02, when Sam gives the list of things that have gone wrong that they can try to fix like they always do, he includes Cas there along with Mary – implying that even after burning the body, Sam maybe has some hope of bringing Cas back. Moreover, Sam has mentioned Cas to Jack repeatedly – that Cas had faith in Jack; that it was Cas as well as Dean who saved Sam himself.

Even if Sam doesn’t believe Cas can come back, Sam may be seeing ‘raising’ Jack as a way to honor Cas’s memory – after all, Cas died protecting the kid; it was basically his last wish to save him.

While Dean can’t see that perspective, because he sees Cas as being tricked into it, that Cas’s hopes for Jack were manipulated, not what he really wanted. (And from what we’ve seen of Jack, he’s wrong; but that’s not for certain?)

when crutchie first joined the newsies, when he was really young, he had a pape or two left over and he was like “jack what do i do???” and jack just kinda shrugged and was like “just gotta eat it.” because thats like a phrase they use a lot and crutchie was just like “… really?” and jack was like “yeah, what do you think we do with them?” and crutchie was kinda freaking out and he didn’t know what to do so he started to literally tear up the paper and eat it and everyone gathered around watching this kid eat newspaper and they were all so dumbfounded by this damn kid that they watched him literally eat and entire page of the paper, crying like a baby, until jack was finally like “i just meant you thROW THEM OUT OH MY GOD”

NurseyDex Week - Day 3: Alternate Universe

Before time itself, there was the BlueLine. We know not where it comes from, only that it holds the power to create worlds and to fill them with life. That is how the SMH was born.

Many have sought to wield the BlueLine, and war upon war has been waged to keep it from falling into the wrong hands.

Until now…


Most Likely To Succeed. Yeah, right.

The only thing funnier than high school politics and posturing is the realization that the whole experience was a load of crap and false promises.

If you asked his Ma, it’s probably a pisspoor way of looking at the world, but if the Class of ‘14 was right about anything, Will Poindexter knew how to successfully avoid asking at all.

Six years after graduation, and the biggest success in Will’s life has been his ability to avoid his ma’s worrying and disappointment, which - really, that’s rich coming from anyone in his family. It’s not like his dream in life was to drop out of college to take over the family business, but you can’t plan for your old man dropping dead out of nowhere. All you can do is square your shoulders, put your nose to the grindstone, and move forward.

Not that there’s a lot of forward momentum in Marginal Way, and there’s even less running Poindexter Auto Body, but that’s neither here nor there.

These days, the most excitement he can look forward to comes from the scanner, listening to the Jones boys shoot the shit as they patrol around town, fixing up Mrs. Snook’s 1955 Thunderbird, and squirming out of his family’s meddling when it comes to his love life. Or, rather, his lack of one.

It’s a quiet life. Slower than what he had hoped for. He’ll never be a doctor. Hell, he’ll never be more than a small town mechanic. And yeah, sometimes it burns at him, but it is what it is.

Not everyone follows through after high school.

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I know i’m late with this but, shuush, nobody cares :v xD
I got inspired by we-all-know-which photo now instead of ealier xD I don’t know why xD I even got second doodle of it :D
So enjoy this smol not fun allowed Jackadoodle! :v xD 
Also it’s kind of dark by now and i don’t have proper light, so sorry for not so good quality and colors .-. Tried my best to make everything as clear as possible :P

Simple Man

AN: The episode tonight destroyed me, and I need to get some things out…yup.  By the way, this one shot was hell to write because my computer kept freezing and refreshing the page while I was still working.  I lost hours of work several times.  As a result I spent probably just under 12, 11 hours writing this and stayed up all night.
You’re welcome for being a stubborn little author.

Summary:  The Reader reacts differently–rather motherly or sibling like, in fact–to everything going on with Jack when she gets the chance.

Characters: Reader, Jack Kline, Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, Castiel (Mentioned), Lucifer (Mentioned)

Pairing: Dean x Reader (Relationship clearly strained at this point in time, not really seen in this chapter but hinted at)

Warnings: ANGST (But also fluff), A Little Language, Hurt/Comfort, self harm (What was in the episode), Pro Jack

Word Count: 3555

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Bitty’s Lucky Medallion

I have tried writing this Zimbits AU a half dozen times, and I cannot get it to work. I’m throwing in the towel and posting it as more of an outline. So what happens is this…

It’s basically canon compliant, except that no, I realise that’s a lie, because it hinges on the idea of Bitty not knowing who Jack is.

Starting again. It’s a Bitty-doesn’t-go-to-Samwell-to-play-hockey AU. He really goes there mostly because “one in four, maybe more”.

But backtrack to pre-university acceptance. Suzanne gifts Bitty a teapot (and this scene I tried writing with no luck). Why does she give him a teapot? Bitty likes tea, maybe, I don’t know. Point it, she saw it at a little antique store and was like “I’m going to buy that for Dicky.”

Now, inside the teapot is a medallion. This medallion becomes Bitty’s lucky medallion. What happens is this:

Bitty is holding the medallion when he gets an email telling him he’s been accepted on a partial scholarship to Samwell. Previous to this, Bitty and his mother are drinking tea in the kitchen, waiting for said email. Bitty’s like, “Do you think the tea tastes funny?” And Suzanne’s like “well, now that you mention it,” and turns out that sitting in the base of the teapot they’re using for the first time, is a medallion that has flavoured the tea (and that fact is based on a real story, and is the inspiration behind the-fic-that-never-was).

So they upend the teapot, and out pops a scalding hot medallion, which they rinse down, and as Bitty is looking it over, in comes the email with his acceptance.

Now, I did say this was a zimbits au, and here is the zimbits part.

The medallion belonged to Jack Laurent Zimmermann. It’s for ice hockey. (The teapot belonged to Alicia. Don’t ask me how it found its way to Georgia though, because I do not know).

So fast forward to Samwell, and Bitty carries the medallion with him everywhere as a good luck charm. Bitty still skates, though not competitively, and one afternoon decides to go and check out Faber, maybe see if there’s a chance he could get on the ice at some point. While at Faber, he walks past one of those display cabinets with team photos and trophies and whatnot, and something causes him to stop and take a look at it.

Who’s photo happens to be in the locker? Why, team captain of the Samwell Men’s Hockey Team, Jack Laurent Zimmermann,

What a small world, Bitty thinks to himself. I should probably give him his medallion. Because who doesn’t want to keep an award like that.

Bitty doesn’t go out of his way to find Jack, because who has the time for that, also he’s nervous about what to say, and also exams and assessments and he kinda really needs the good luck medallion still. He figures it wont hurt to hold on to it for a while.

Then Bitty spots Jack on campus one day, walking down the sidewalk. It’s his moment, and even though Bitty hasn’t prepared, and will feel sad to part with his medallion, over he goes to Jack.

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Explosion at Overwatch HQ

“Blackwatch was suspended for a reason!” The desk between them seemed a flimsy barrier. This was an old argument and their voices rang throughout the halls. Just the Strike Commander and the Blackwatch Commander having yet another disagreement. “You can’t invade a country’s boarders on a whim!”

“I was doing what Overwatch is supposed to do! Saving lives, preventing humanitarian crises. I’m being proactive. We can’t keep reacting to events after hundreds get killed!” It hadn’t always been like this. Reyes and Morrison used to fully understand and support each other. Regulation and forced inactivity pushed Reyes to the breaking point.

“Well thanks to you and your criminals Overwatch is about to be disbanded! You caused an international incident.”

“Criminals? They are the best damn agents you got! They stopped genocide!” Reyes defended his team to the last.

“They murdered government officials! They should go to prison. They should have gone to prison in the first place and not joined Overwatch.” Morrison had made this point many times in the past few months.

“Those men and women are good people with exceptional skill that did not have the luck to have the wholesome Boy Scout upbringing you did. You even approved of them.”

“At the time I thought you could keep them under control. Apparently my faith in your decisions was wrong. And how many Blackwatch agents have gone AWOL now?” Jack frowned as he thought about the missing. “ McCree has not been heard from in weeks. Genji vanished months ago. And I hear at least five more have returned to the criminal organizations you were supposed to shut down.”

“If you stop calling them criminals, they might have a reason to stick around. Genji has a family vendetta to settle-”

“That is exactly the problem!” Jack interrupted. “He is a highly weaponized, highly classified cyborg ninja and you let him go back to that yakuza family of his.”

“He is a person, Jack! I’m not going to stop him from settling old scores. And if you did your job then those organizations I shut down would not have rebuilt.” Gabriel was leaning over the desk, invading the strike commander’s space in an effort to make a point.

“My Job is to follow the rules. Something you clearly do not care about. This isn’t war, Gabe. Doing anything and everything to get the job done doesn’t cut it anymore. There are stable governments now. Laws that must be followed. The world is at peace.”

Reyes snorted in dark amusement. “Peace? You call countless terrorists attacks peace? You call governments allowing the deaths of hundreds to thousands peace? We are not at peace, Jack. Not with weapons, human and omnic trafficking.”

“But we are not an organization that can interfere without expressed permission of the nation involved. We can present the evidence but we can’t simply impose what we think is right.”

“You know, Jack, the bureaucracy really did a number on your head.”

“No, Gabe. I accepted that the war we fought is over. This is a different world.”

“You know as well as I that the war is never over. It just takes a new name.” Gabriel turned wearily away from the desk, clearly intending to end the argument.

Jack was about to continue when he noticed that in the stillness Reyes had cocked his head as if listening for some faint sound just beyond range. The Strike Commander tensed. He had seen this posture on the battlefield all those years ago.

“Gabe?” The Blackwatch Commander held up his hand sharply to silence the other soldier. Then in a flurry of movement Reyes leapt onto the desk and shoved aside the ceiling tiles. “What is it?” Jack demanded.

“A device. Dammit. I can’t reach it.” Gabriel’s voice came down muffled before he emerged to grab the office chair. Swiftly he dropped it onto the touchscreen desk, heedless of the expensive equipment. “Hold that,” he ordered as he climbed up to start fiddling with the unknown device.

“Gabe?” No answer. Jack needed to know what was going on so he could get a plan in motion. “Gabe!” He tried again. Nothing but clanging metal and plastic. “Gabriel!”

“I’m working… shit…” the muffled cursed sent more alarm bells off in Jack’s senses than the next words. “Order a base wide evacuation. Now, Morrison!”

And they were suddenly back on the front lines of the Omnic Crisis. Jack pulled up Athena and the sirens blared. “This is Strike Commander Morrison. This is not a drill, repeat this is not a drill. Evacuate the premises immediately.” Athena captured the line and set it on repeat even as she announced the evacuation. “Now, what is going on up there.”

“Multiple bombs. Likely in more than one area on base.” Gabriel continued to try and diffuse the current bomb. After a few moments he jumped off the chair. Landing beside the Strike Commander, Gabriel had a pensive look that Jack did not like.

“Well?” Jack prompted.

“I’m sorry, Jack.” Gabriel said softly before suddenly grabbing Jack by the seams of his shirt and hurled him headlong through the window.

Shards of glass ripped through skin and clothing with little resistance. Jack caught a painful glance of Gabriel running to leap out of the window just as the first explosion destroyed everything in its path. Flames and debris engulfed the Blackwatch Commander, removing Reyes from sight. The blast launched Jack further into the courtyard as more explosions demolished the white walls of the Overwatch Headquarters.

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The Jacksepticeye Song Project, a community project which began way back when Jack had 8 million subscribers, is finally here!! :D

I have so many people to thank for making this possible so here goes: 

@phoenixbluemusic @youtubeswarriors @thegumballghost @starry-space-ghost* @undertaleismylifenow @probably-badgers @annalovesjacksepticeye @professional-fangirl-leah @victoria-saenz @shima-fam @sarasara77 @quietnerdexplosiveimpact @every-quill @theunrealjacksepticeye @super-skid @see-you-on-mars @panic-at-the-septiceye @toychicaxfreddy @moxleyminion, ComicMyLife (from deviant art), @philneedsomelove @iamannacat @jackslepticeye @glassy-colors @spudmcloughlin @sparklesepticeye @rekusmile @septic-eyed-jack @carissa-saffire @torakumahiroshi @dogiplier @jackcantinternet @to-perish @heyitsmejuliamarie @andreaomg777 @shealtrovillion @multiplestrongminds @shadynawas @thisnekoisalynx @britt-stone, Annaliese (not on tumblr), @candylani18 @geekygirl0816 @iamsavannahmay @gracen-with-a-ph @j-u-s-t-sam @mint-green-sunflowers @starlightcrystalgem @jacksnotsepticeye @amyrosemartin42 @mcboss01 @jacksepticeyeandegos @okaneacinaces @justsomenormaltrash @candylani18and last but not a least a lovely anon!

Thank you so much for being a part of this wonderful project, you’re all super awesome <3

If I missed anyone’s names in the credits, I apologise and you matter too! I have tagged everyone’s names in the video anyway so Jack knows who you are if he sees this <3

Of course, there is still one more person to thank… Jack! ^-^

@therealjacksepticeye Thank you so much for being the inspiration of this project, and the music that I was able to create as a result of it. Thank you so much for being our hero and giving a reason to say such kind words about you - thank you for being a wonderful person! Keep being you and don’t stop what you’re doing it! I really hope that you enjoy this project, and see just how much you mean to all of us! We love you, Jack! <3


*for the people that I couldn’t tag/have deactivated, I’m hoping that people who see this will know their new url or their other social media or something like that, so that they will find out that the project is done! I don’t want anyone to miss it if they were involved, so please help spread the word to those particular people if you can <3

anonymous asked:

So, Cas is dead and Dean is left grieving whilst raising the teenager Cas helped to bring into the world... sounds like some John Winchester parallels to me. Are we going to see Dean work through some of his Daddy issues this season do you think?

Ehhh, first off I think Jack is supposed to be older than “teenager.” At least I hope so, since the actor playing him is 26…

All through s12 they poked at John’s parenting via Mary’s experiences, reading the journal, learning about everything she’d missed out on in the last 33 years, but going all the way back to her own feeling of guilt that ANY of it happened in the first place because of her deal with Azazel in 1973.

This whole idea of Dean “raising” Jack fills me with all the squick… so I really hope this isn’t a direction they’re taking the show long-term. Plus, from everything I’ve been hearing, it’s Sam, and not Dean, who will be most focused on Jack. Honestly, though, this is the sort of speculation that I have very few thoughts on (due to the aforementioned squick factor). I’m personally much happier waiting to see how all of this unfolds in canon rather than wallowing in stuff that actively makes me want to nope out.

laselinakyle  asked:

dearest gemma,first your fics light up my dull life and make my anxiety ease n writing flow,I'd hug u tight seriously Second,would u do the ask thing for Max/Anne/Jack in orange verse?How they raised the kid,idk. And damn I love orange verse with all my broken heart

Thank you so much!!!! i’m so glad i ease the anxiety <33333

Let’s see…….. Jack/Anne/Max + Baby Annie:

–They had originally thought about going North but Jack can’t take the col,d so instead they move to French Louisiana, even though Jack’s just like “great a swamp,” but at least here he can feel his balls.

– Max tries to teach them how to speak French and Jack is very proud of how fast he picks it up, but his accent is so terrible most people don’t understand him. Max has to quietly spread the rumor that he suffers from a head injury which is why his speech is so garbled. Anne refuses to learn and so she never speaks in public, not that she’d want to anyway.

– They have a ranch and raise sheep, which Max has able to turn into a profitable wool business. Jack is surprisingly adept at wrangling and herding sheep, because it’s not that much different than serving as Quartermaster for Vane’s crew. Max and Anne think he just likes wielding the big stick.

– Anne insists she will be responsible for Annie’s education, and the other two are slightly wary of that at first, until they see Annie already able to read by three years old, write by four, and is supremely gifted in music, something of which even Jack didn’t know Anne could do. Although Annie seems to prefer painting, and playing with the sheep.  She and Anne also go into the woods surrounding their ranch, and Anne teaches her how to hunt and fish (and, secretly, fight. Just in case). 

– Max teaches her French. Jack teaches her how to shave a sheep.

– A lot of the people in town don’t really….understand the relationship….at all. Do they own Max? Is she a caretaker for them, a mute and a brain damaged sheepherder? Whose daughter is Annie? But the parish is small, and everyone keeps to themselves, and as long as they keep providing quality wool and don’t cause any trouble, no one looks into it very hard.

 – Their sex life is….also complicated, because the ranch is small, and Annie is right there, and sure. One day they’ll have to explain it to her, how exactly they all love each other, but they are the ones raising her, after all. She won’t ever learn that kind of prejudice. Annie will never grow up thinking that it’s wrong to love someone any way they want. She will know that love comes in every and all forms, and she will know that everyone deserves to be free. That women have the right to have a place in this world, that she can achieve anything she wants to, as long as she is smart and strong and loves and is loved. 

A digital version of THIS HERE

I just love, again, the idea that since Splatoon is set on earth, just yonks down the timeline, it’s possible for squiddo’s to dig up relics from our past too. Maybe some fanatic decided to keep a WW2 collection under such tight wraps that it survived until modern day Splatoon times?

Everyone’s gotta have a hobby though, even if it’s ancient history! Since I planned to give Kiwi a Churchill in Splatoon 1, I should think 2 years is enough time for him to renovate it back into working order (with help of course).

He needs a whole crew to operate the darn thing, but since it’s just him for the moment, just let him be happy and satisfied with the amount of time and work he’s poured into his little hobby. Maybe one day he might even have a proper drive in it or even use its more destructive capabilities to some benefit

That being said, yes it has standard anti tank shells from it’s own time. Yes, Kiwi has undergone the long and arduous process of being legally allowed to handle such munitions. However, specially designed and manufactured HEIR (High Explosive Ink Rounds) are it’s usual armament. While they are capable of dealing heavy damage to even masonry and structures, their composition makes them no more harmful to living creatures than about forty splat bombs (approx.).

Besides, Kiwi famously cannot aim for shit with any weapon ever, so he’s gonna need to recruit a helluva gunner if he wants to use this mighty machine to its full potential.