what is wrong with me

In which Fred didn’t really die he was just messing around and him and George are gonna grow old together and with their business booming they decide to settle down and they have a double wedding and nobody even pretends to be surprised when their first children share a birthday (though two new sets of Weasley twins was something they all could have lived without). And when they do go they do it in style and, just like everything else, they do it together and nobody ever figures it out but the fireworks that go off on their birthday each year aren’t something they left behind, but rather a tribute from their older brother, because they were willing to risk their lives for him and dear God if they could do that, then it was hardly a big deal for Percy to light a few fireworks to ensure that nobody ever forgot the Weasley twins.