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Prompt 29

Person A is an FBI agent and B is the criminal A has been trying to catch. A has no idea what B looks like but knows their initials and has been able to connect several of their crimes. B sees A in a bar and realises s/he is the FBI agent who has been investigating B. B wants to find out how much A knows so they flirt with A all night and end up sleeping together. B actually starts to like A and reasons that since they didn't find out much anyway they should try to keep the relationship going to keep an eye on the investigation. A and B have a relationship and fall hard for each other. One day A realises that B is in several pieces of surveillance footage from the different crimes and works it out. A confronts B who tries explaining that they stopped doing that for B and that they really do love A. A doesn’t believe B but can’t bare sending B to prison so they tell them to leave and never come back. Later A finds some kind of proof that B really did love A and/or committed the crimes for a good reason. A has to try and find B.

OKAY I’VE HAD SOME TIME TO CALM DOWN…. not really

listen. i had to babysit my neighbors at 8:30 (here now watching order of the phoenix!!!! i’m emo) and the veep finale had JUST become available on the hbo app so i thought i’d squeeze it in before i left, assuming i would be disappointed on the dan/amy front as per usual and be able to Function™ afterwards (man……) we had so little interaction this season and all the interviews from the showrunners and reid and anna were like… “i dunno if we’ll ever get /there/” LMAOOSIDHFKHD I HAD 100% GIVEN UP ON THIS SHIP IN EVERY MANNER. i even thought maaayybe dan wasn’t even gonna be in the next season. BOY LITTLE DID WE KNOW. OH BOY I WAS NOT PREPARED they kept that under WRAPS!!!1!1!!!!!!!11!1 what the fuck

anyways in middle of the episode there was this moment during that meeting when amy goes “who knew we would finally get together” or something like that and the camera was on dan the Whole Time and i was like 👀 👀 👀 but that’s all we’re getting, right? W R O N G

and the episode goes on and it’s pretty good tbh and dan looks like a snack and a half in that motherfucking suit btw, rip me

and then the gang is all back together and i’m like?? wtf????? they’re in the same room maybe we’ll get a background conversation??

AND THEN. THE SCENE. THE S C E N E

they’re all doing their regular old business together and it feels like the good old days and AMY ASKS DAN TO HANG BACK A SEC WHAT THE FUCCKJKFDHG

what the FUCK?????????!?!?!?!?!?!?!!? THE heck

and I’M LITERALLY EXPECTING A KISS OR SOMETHING LIKE??? I HAVE NO IDEA WHY

AND THEY’RE BANTERING AND HE’S FLIRTING AND SHE’S BRINGING UP THE PAST AND I THOUGHT SHE WAS GONNA ADMIT THAT SHE WANTS SOMETHING WITH HIM (bc s4 was….interesting in that area) AND HE’S A GODDAMN NIGHTMARE OH MY GOD POOR AMY

BUT NOOOOOOO

SHE LITERALLY SAID “REMEMBER WHEN WE FUCKED?? (oh mY g dds???) WELL I’M PREGGERS WITH YOUR BABY. BYE NOW”

GUYS GUYS GFSUDGFSU  ICA NT EVENN TELL YOU WHAT I DID IM CRINGIFBBD OH MY GOD I SHIT YOU NOT

I RAN OUT OF MY HOUSE, DOWN THE STREET, JUMPED IN MY CAR, LOCKED THE DOORS, AND SCREAMED BLOODY MURDER

I ACTUALLY CANNOT BELIEVE THIS IS WHAT I HAVE TO LOOK FORWARD TO IN SEASON 7. HOLY FUCK

anonymous asked:

I don't care how old you are. I want you appledash fucks to die! You probably hate pinkie and think she doesn't exist beyond your precious appledash shit. I wish someone would take all you appledash fucks out back and fucking rape and shoot you all dead. I wouldn't do this if you guys didn't treat pinkie character like shit just so you can talk about your precship. Fucking die! I WANT ALL APPLEDASH FUCKS TO DIE! Die appledash fuck die! JUST FUCKING DIE PINKIE HATER APPLEDASH FUCK CUNT!

((yoooo you’ve got me spooked I went back to check a comment on a video I made and LMFAO is this you? Because I go back and make fun of this comment a lot.

I don’t hate Pinkie in the slightest and you saying that makes absolutely no sense. She has nothing to do with how I view and ship AppleDash. Twilight’s my least favorite and I don’t even slightly dislike her. Why would I hate Pinkie?

Either you’re a troll with a really bad sense of humor or you’re actually fucking insane. You need help. Saying that kind of stuff over fictional characters. Joke or not. Especially since I noticed you seem to be wasting time of your life tracking down people who ship AppleDash and sending them violent anon hate.

If you’re all up in arms because of that one funny post I reblogged that’s sad but I couldn’t care less if you ship PinkieDash or whatever your deal is. Sorry if you’ve had bad experiences with other people who ship it as I understand that and don’t ship certain things because of it but

you seriously need to fuck off. You’ve taken it too far. Twice. You’re not doing anything but yelling at someone on anon. Oooooo. You showed me.

Tbh I got a huge laugh out of your message with my friends again so I wanna say keep ‘em coming but I’ll probably just stop answering since I don’t want to annoy my followers.))

anonymous asked:

Greekfire

send me a ship and I’ll tell you

Who was the one to propose

  • Pyrrha! She spent weeks setting up the perfect date night to make it as romantic as possible. Obviously it went so wrong in so many ways but the night ended with a chocolate covered Pyrrha and a fondue and feather covered Yang laughing as Pyrrha puts the ring on Yang’s finger.

Who stressed more over wedding planning

  • Pyrrha definitely.

Who does the cooking

  • Yang, actually! Pyrrha is a rather good cook, but since Yang grew up taking care of Ruby she honed skills that somehow made her cooking and baking seem more comforting.

Who suggested kids first

  • Yang! She was holding one of her friend’s newborn babies (probably Blake’s) and she just went up to Pyrrha and told her that she wanted one, at which point Pyrrha probably choked on her tea.

Who’s the cuddler

  • Yang there is no contest. She clings to her girlfriend, she clings to her best friends, she clings to their significant others, she clings to her sister, she clings to their dog, she loves to hug and cuddle.

Who’s the big spoon/little spoon

  • Yang is always the big spoon Pyrrha is bigger but Yang is the dominant one in spooning.

What’s their favorite non-sexual activity

  • Sparring! Usually leads to making out but the actual act of sparring is something they both enjoy. Lots of people like to watch them go at it because it’s a coin toss on who will win and it’s always exciting to see an unpredictable match between the dragon and the invincible girl.

Who comes home drunk at 3am

  • Yang are we even going to argue this.

Who kills the spiders

  • Pyrrha will trap the spider under a plate and cup and take it outside but Yang will probably set the house on fire.

Who falls asleep first

  • Yang! She knocks out so fast Pyrrha is almost jealous of her.

Who wakes up first

  • Pyrrha. It’s out of habit and so she can have a quick training session before breakfast.

A head canon

  • During the dance Yang saw that Pyrrha was upset and decided to dance with her for a few dances so she wouldn’t be alone. At that point Yang didn’t have a crush on Pyrrha, it was just a friendly gesture she did because she saw how lonely and sad she was. If she can cheer up Blake with a dance and setting her up w/ Sun, she can cheer up Pyrrha.

Who does the laundry

  • Pyrrha, actually. Yang will do it, but Pyrrha prefers to do it because she will iron the clothes and do it meticulously whereas Yang just throws it all in one batch.

What they’re like as parents

  • Incredibly loving and proud parents. Yang’s the really loud one and Pyrrha is the really supportive yet awkward parent. As parents they attract a lot of attention since they’re both pretty famous. They will proudly show off their children and love them unconditionally. However, they would be rather strict as teachers when training their kids to fight. They both suffered immense trauma during the fall of beacon and they never want their children to experience what they did due to adrenaline rushes and arrogance.

Who gets jealous easier

  • Pyrrha, actually. Yang is more obvious about her jealously and louder, which makes people think she’s the jealous one. But Pyrrha actually feels more jealousy but in a sense of sadness and ends up doubting herself if she’s good enough for Yang.
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#alright Alec #you’re here on Clave business #you’re here to see the High Warlock of Brooklyn #not to see your gorgeous boyfriend #act professional #act fucking professional #…… #wow #…… #okay…. why am I here again? #right #right #to kiss my boyfriend #because he looks hot af #right #I got this

30 Days of Klance - Day 2: Flowers

I almost didn’t post this on time but I did it have some peaceful bfs

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in which Bellamy and Clarke don’t want to leave each other