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Reasons Why Keith is #Relatable
  • Likes knives too much
  • Doesn’t know what he’s doing w/ his hair
  • Stutters when flustered
  • Ready to Fight™
  • Has never been straight
  • In love with Lance, probably 
  • Has a deep appreciation for Shiro’s existence 
  • Knows that Hunk is Very Good
  • Emo as hell but loves his friends always
  • Atrocious fashion sense but doesn’t care
  • Awkward
  • Would die for someone if they gave him a hug once
  • Usually a little irritated
  • Says jokes in a deadpan voice with a completely straight face
  • Worries too much
  • “I like it out here, it’s quiet.”
  • Too beautiful to be in this much pain
  • Mothman is his cryptid bf
Some Chapter Titles

Inspired by this amazing post by the even more amazing @prompts-blog

Feel free to use these in whatever way you like and have fun, also remember to drink water kids, ok bye.


  • Grumpy Beginnings 
  • You Won’t Believe This False Hope 
  • Hallelujah, My Ass
  • Don’t Read This
  • Why Couldn’t It Be Mini Golf?
  • I Wish I Was An 19th Century Immigrant Confusing the French With My Excellent Cross Dressing 
  • Two Birds, No Stone. Please Don’t Kill My Birds. 
  • The Endless Darkness and Mystery of the Ocean is Becoming a Bit Tempting to Dive Into Now 
  • He'a Like Art. Terrible Art, But Still, Art
  • The Sun Can Fuck Right Off 
  • So Maybe I’m Not Okay
  • Cupid Screwed Up
  • Error: Fucks Not Found
  • I May Have Killed A Guy
  • Why Do I Do This?!
  • Finally I Can Be the Comedian I’ve Always Dreamed to Be
  • I Cheated Death and He Wants A Divorce
  • No Touchy Please 
  • Feel My Wrath and Extreme Self-Doubt 
  • Les I’m Miserable 
  • I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butt 
  • I’m Trying To Be Serious I Swear 
  • Where’s Colin Firth When I Need Him the Most 
  • Important Information: He’s Not Happy
  • Uh Oh
  • Note to Self: Don’t Do It You Son of A 
  • You Caught Me Singing on Broadway 
  • Firecrackers and Actual Crackers 
  • Umbrella, ella, ella, ellAH! 
  • Coffee Times Ten 
  • Gingers Are Vampires: The Story of How A Group of Bitter Vegetables Stole My Blood 
  • Somebody Once Told Me the World Was Gonna Kill Me 
  • Paint Me Like One of Your French Girls, Cock 
  • ‘Get A Job’; I Say, Unemployed
  • Okay, Time To Be Serious
  • Ed Sheeran Wouldn’t Treat Me Like This
  • Shush Demons
  • I Should’ve Stayed In Bed
  • Leave Me Alone Punks
  • Time For Murder
  • Crapbag
  • I Love My Friends
  • I Met Abraham Lincoln
  • Best + Bitter = Better
  • Cue The Beat Drop