what is the dream

[My family, eating in a restaurant. A kid walks past our table in a Star Wars “Rebels Have More Fun” T-Shirt]
Me: That shirt is inaccurate. Rebels don’t have more fun. No one in Star Wars has more fun than Sheev. I mean, that guy is living his dreams. 
My Husband: Exactly. Everyone else is mostly watching their friends die and getting betrayed and crying all the time.
Me: It’s like they never even saw Return of the Jedi. I know he dies in that one, but come on. Sidious is having a BALL right up until the minute he he gets chucked into the abyss. 

Last night I dreamed it was ToM day! Yet somehow I ended up at the Neal home, and I’m not sure what the pretense was, but I was trying to act like I was not a RandL fan because I felt like they wouldn’t want me there if they knew I was a fan (rather than whatever reason I was actually allowed to be there). So every time I was near Link I was making 100% effort to be chill and calm and not stare at him or jump on him or gush like the psycho Link Hoe fangirl that I am. Then we were all camping, and I secretly took a picture of him sleeping on the ground snuggling Jade. And then somehow the Neals owned a dentist’s office and I was trying to make an appointment, again, without letting on that I’m actually obsessed with RandL in any way and am just some innocent woman off the street who needs her teeth cleaned.

I had a dream last night where I had bottom surgery and it wasn’t like painful or bad or anything but for some reason it was the most horrifying dream I’ve ever had? Like I know something bad happened in the dream but it’s just out of reach in my memory?

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Finished the shit-comic from this sketchdump because I still think it’s funny. :3c

its 3:30am and I just woke up in a cold sweat because I realized noragami’s plot is literally a joke.

hiyori’s name is one syllable away from hiyoko, the japanese word for chick, i.e. a baby chicken. she becomes a half ayakashi and is then able to see beings from both the normal world and the far shore, as well as astral project herself and travel to places of the far shore that normal humans can’t. she gains the latter ability after running across the street to push yato out of the way of oncoming traffic.

noragami’s plot is literally: why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.