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what pokemon are actually saying

i just had a dream where pokemon ultra sun and moon came out and i got a copy and when i started the game and tried picking a starter litten had a freakishly large body and freakishly small head, popplio was highlighter yellow with large dumbo ears, and rowlet looked normal, then after i chose a starter i had to fight an alolan mewtwo which was just a mewtwo with fidget spinners in both hands, and i got so offended that i woke up