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Nothing like giving your love a massage~

This is my Secret Valentine for @stellatiate! Much love!

Please do not repost

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OLIVIA: I know I haven’t dedicated the last two years of my life to such outright foolishness and I know you are not that stupid. It was a choice. Marcus, or the presidency. One or the other, but not both. You don’t get to have both. You get to be powerful. You get to change the world. You don’t get to be vulnerable, or weak, or compromised in any way, by anyone. 
MELLIE: I am not going to listen to this.
OLIVIA: You didn’t see it. You couldn’t see it, so I did what I had to do. I did my job and I made a choice for you. You said you wanted the oval, Mellie, and it was my job to get it for you.

andreil valentine’s day

it’s 1 am and i should be writing an essay but instead i wrote some valentine’s day andreil oops

  • it’s andrew and neil’s first valentine’s day together
  • they didn’t have anything planned or discussed it
    • neil hasn’t ever spent valentine’s day with anyone who meant as much to him as andrew has
    • and andrew could care less about valentine’s day
      • except for the excessive amounts of chocolate on sale the day after
  • the day before valentine’s one of the foxes (probably nicky tbh) comes up to neil and asks him about his plans for valentine’s
  • neil didn’t know that he was supposed to even plan anything for his whatever with andrew
  • cue nicky acting all scandalized
    • “what do you MEAN you don’t have anything planned ??? no plans AT ALL on the MOST ROMANTIC day of the year ???”
    • “why is it such a big deal it’s literally one day”
    • “WHY IS IT SUCH A BIG DEAL you break my heart neil. truly. do you hear that? that’s my heart breaking”
    • “no i dont hear–”
    • “BREAKING NEIL IT’S BREAKING”
  • neil leaves nicky in the middle of the hallway pretend sobbing
  • later that day neil and andrew are on the roof (bc of course they’re on the roof where else would they be? interacting??? with people ??? lol)
  • neil brings it up
    • “are we doing anything for tomorrow?”
    • “what makes you think that”
    • “idk but nicky rendered one of my ears useless from screaming about needing to do something for valentine’s day”
    • “i don’t care about valentine’s day”
    • “ok but like do you wanna go somewhere or not”
    • “i don’t care”
    • “you’re so annoying andrew i literally ask one question”
  • the next day neil is in class and he gets a text from andrew
    • ‘come to the roof’ is all it says
    • ‘i’m in the middle of a lecture what do you want’
    • andrew doesn’t answer
  • so neil excuses himself from the class
    • “sorry im suddenly sick cough cough”
  • when he gets to the roof andrew is sitting there but there’s also a blanket and some food
  • and andrew is avoiding looking at him until he sits next to him on the blanket
    • “i thought we weren’t doing anything today”
    • “i changed my mind”
    • you changed your mind or did renee convince you to do this”
    • “shut up and eat your food”
  • they finish their food and sit there smoking until andrew suddenly says
    • “don’t think that this means anything”
    • “i don’t”
    • “because i still hate you”
    • “i know you do”
    • “but you’re tolerable”
    • “wow what a compliment i’m so honored andrew”
    • “and now i don’t tolerate you anymore shut the fuck up neil”
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Soul Mates

“I don’t know how you are so familiar to me—or why it feels less like I am getting to know you and more as though I am remembering who you are. How every smile, every whisper brings me closer to the impossible conclusion that I have known you before, I have loved you before—in another time, a different place, some other existence.” 

― Lang Leav

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“Somehow none of it seems to matter when we’re in Dublin. Class and all that just fades away. I’m Mrs Branson and we get on with our lives like millions of others.”

Real talk: When people send in prompts that start off with “I wish I could ask off anon/I’m on anon bc I feel so dirty/embarrassed/etc. asking for fanfiction”

That doesn’t make me feel great. If you think you feel dirty asking for it, what does that make me? Am I dirty? :”I

I get it if you’re too shy to ask off anon, and I’m totally cool with anon prompts (99.99999% of my prompts are anon-based anyways), but I mean…I don’t want to know why you’re on anon. My favorite one is:

“I wish I could come off anon but the embarrassment if my followers found me here… asking for fanfiction”

If your followers are going to ostracize you for asking for fanfiction of fake people you care a lot about like I do, then maybe they’re not worth your salt anyways…

Look, if you’re gonna be embarrassed by it then maybe don’t ask…or at least just don’t tell  me  that. It makes me less inclined to answer your prompts when you write something like that…I wanna be cool about it, but it makes me feel like I’m a loser or I’m embarrassing or I’m dirty and that’s just not cool.

Please don’t send me prompts saying stuff like that…

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[the unforgettable era, prequel to harry potter]

“heart-warming, thrilling and explosive.” “absolutely magical!”

#mischiefmanaged

a coming of age story fraught with wizardry, war and wit. join hogwarts’ class of 77′ as they embark on youthful adventures that will last a lifetime. teenage antics, mischief and pranks fill the stone cold corridors with music and laughter, but there is a creeping darkness that looms within and beyond castle doors. when prejudice and beliefs threaten to divide them all, they are forced to answer the impossible question: where do your loyalties lie? 

main characters: james potter, sirius black, remus lupin, lily evans (potter), severus snape, andromeda black (tonks), narcissa black (malfoy), bellatrix black (lestrange), lucius malfoy

supporting characters: dorcas meadowes, marlene mckinnon, frank longbottom, alice fortesque (longbottom), ted tonks, mary macdonald, regulus black, mucliber, evan rosier

soundtrack s1: do you want to know a secret - the beatles ; piece of my heart -janis joplin ; alone again (naturally) - gilbert o’ sullivan ; highway to hell - acdc ; sherry - frankie vallie and the four seasons ; seven nation army - the white stripes ; the way you look tonight - frank sinatra ; all my loving - the beatles 

will lily and james ever get together? what scandals hide beneath the black family facade? what makes a person turn into a death eater? sirius and remus: just friends? or just more? find out on the next episode of marauders: the netflix original series inspired by the works of J.K Rowling 

[coming soon to a screen near you]

* sidenote, i spent a ridiculously long time on this  (@ netflix pls make this a reality) so please give me credit!! 

insp. by this glorious textpost http://apriki.tumblr.com/post/11064463463/marauders-no-questions-asked-but-since-you-did @apriki