what is my password

Imagine your OTP

Person A: I thought we could y'know, take the next step *wiggles eyebrows*

Person B: You mean…the sex step.

Person A: What, no! *blushes and giggles* I meant giving you my Netflix password


I took some marker requests over on Quizup, and here are all the Undertale related ones!!

(Requests are currently closed!!)


Flowerfell: @underfart-snas
Storyshift: @ut-storyshift
Outertale: @outertale

“Hi, i have a problem. i can’t get on to my google account”

“Hay baby” Stuart said through the phone. 

“Stuart, what are you doing on the phone” (Y/H) said back.

“It’s a challange”

“Ok then, whats the password for my google account”

“Stuart is the best boyfriend, no spaces”

“Your an idiot. Right, I’m going to go now. Bye”

So this happened in algebra but, we were allowed to have our phones out so from across the room my friend texts me to come here so I go over and he hands me a big box ands like heres your christmas present so im like awh sweet friend and after opening 7 boxes he stuffed inside each other theres a small not that says “its in the mail it gets here the 19th” so i laugh and walk back to my seat and he texts me and says whats the password so I look up at the other side of the room to see what he was talking about and he made a pillow fort in the middle of the classroom

ok so hear me out, “gaydar” but for bisexuality


“are you getting any Bi-Fi in here” “i only have like two bars of bi-fi” “why is there no bi-fi in here” “the bi-fi signal is great in here”

and my favorite: “what’s the bi-fi password?”

and for pansexuals? PAN-SCAN


When you respond to bedtime sassily and sir updates your rules immediately 😣

  • what people think getting hypnotized is like:
  • hypnotist: you will give me your bank account password.
  • subject: I will give you my bank account password.
  • what getting hypnotized is actually like:
  • hypnotist: your thoughts are getting slower. they're clotting together into one solid thing.
  • subject: no! my thoughts are in the secret rebel base! they will not be assimilated!
  • hypnotist: *laughs*
  • hypnotist: okay, some of your thoughts are in the secret rebel base, and they will watch over you and help you say your safeword if you need to.