what is happening exactly

What If?

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A gift for the beautiful, intelligent, and super-talented @phiralovesloki​. Happy Birthday, darling! I hope it’s everything you wish! Many thanks to @mahstatins for the beta!


As soon as he picked up the phone and heard that tell-tale sniffle on the other end of the line, Killian Jones knew exactly what had happened.

“Oh Swan,” he sighed, picking himself up off of his well-worn leather armchair and looking around for his boots, “chocolate truffle or rocky road this time?”

“…rocky road,” she muttered.

Ten minutes later he knocked softly upon the door to her loft before letting himself in.

Emma was sitting on her sofa, a pile of used tissues lying atop the coffee table before her. He wasted little time in grabbing a couple of spoons from the tiny kitchen and taking his usual spot in the recliner beside her. She snagged a spoon from his hand as he fussed with the plastic bag and opened up the carton.

“I thought he was different,” she sighed after swallowing her first spoonful. “Why can’t some guys keep it in their pants? Why? What is so genetically wrong with them?”

With a shrug, Killian picked at a large bit of marshmallow with his spoon. “They don’t know what they have with you,” he replied, glancing up into her red, watery eyes. “You’re a loyal, amazing girlfriend to them and they can’t handle it.”

“Walsh, he…he talked about making a commitment this time.” Grabbing a hair tie from the side table, she threw her hair up into a messy bun, her spoon captured between her teeth.

Killian watched with amusement and bent his head to hide his smirk. Not that she would notice. She was cute when she was a complete mess, and it was part of the reason he was always available to her when she had another disastrous breakup. “And you agreed to that notion?”

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anonymous asked:

Their first kiss was awful. Stiles was too inexperienced and Derek too terrified of doing somehow hurting Stiles. Their second one was out of desperation. Derek almost lost his life after doing something stupid brave. Stiles had been so scared, he still is, he had to make sure Derek was still there. Still alive. Theyre third kiss was sweet. It was after a classic first date, on the steps of stiles home. Derek takes like popcorn and Stiles tasted like twizzlers and doctor pepper. It was perfect.

(It’s so realistic and in-character that that is exactly what I imagine happened)

When Someone Says They Don't Like Dan and Phil
  • Person: Tbh, I don't really like Dan and Phil
  • Me: What :) do :) you :) mean :) say :) that :) again :) you :) bloody :) meat-suit :) you :) are :) dead:)
  • Person: They're just so gay, how can you stand watching them?
  • Me: .....
  • Later
  • Police: So what happened again?
  • Me: They just fell.....
  • Police: ....How many times exactly?
  • Me: I lost count after three
I AM SO STUPID

Alright, the parallels between Temple and Church are obvious, right? We all know them. Or at least, most of them. But do you know what we missed?!

Read this dialogue from the episode ‘Head Noob In Charge’:

Church: Yeah I’ll let you in on a little secret, I’ve uh… I’ve actually got a girl back home.

Tucker: Oh yeah? Girlfriend or wife?

Church: No, man, she’s just my girlfriend, ya know? We were gonna get married, but I got shipped out… ah, you know how it works.

And you know what?! This is exactly what happened to Biff.

Biff was with Georgina, then he got shipped out to a canyon in the middle of nowhere, and you know what?

They were both fucking killed in that canyon. 

Joe Nicolosi you motherfucker.

As an aside, Casca’s parents are garbage right? I understand being really desperate and I concede that I’ve never been called upon to make those kinds of choices. However by her own understanding of what happened Casca feels she was abandoned to the wolves because she was a girl and therefore expendable. That’s horrible regardless of what is going on. They just let her go into the arms of the first person to sexually assault her knowing exactly what was going to happen and didn’t even explain anything to her. That’s just so lonely and sad.
@bthump @mastermistressofdesire @craigslost @berserkerlover221 @madchen

anonymous asked:

My only suggestion looking at the mod/admin responses to the shipper-section at TSDF is for shippers to leave the site altogether and go to another forum. They obviously have no intention of changing the things that are causing the problems they're complaining about, so, it's time to get out of that atmosphere. For your sanity. Don't stay in a place that allows people to upset you and then blame you for being upset. There are much better sites and you will enjoy fandom so much more elsewhere!

That’s my advice as well and it’s exactly what happens. They create an environment that is difficult to any caryler to stay there, where you have to walk on eggshells everyday, where they bait and mock you to the point you either start to believe in what they are saying or you lash it out and fight. And when you do the second, you are blamed for it and they act like there was never a problem, that YOU are the problem. And mods/staff members condone this behavior, therefore people feel they have no one to ask for help when they think things are getting out of hand.

They are not trying to solve anything because this was never their goal.

anonymous asked:

i know this is late lol but i love how giggly and blushy dan is in "an unexpected live show" because that would be so him!!! like they ever come out dan would be exactly like that every time someone mentioned phil

YES YES YES ABSOLUTELY YES that is exactly what will happen!! Dans already pretty smiley whenever someone mentions phil but once they come out???? Hooo boy you’d better be prepared for an overwhelming American unit of fluff from that boy honestlyyy

richie: alright listen up you little shits
richie: not you eddie, we’re thrilled you’re here

  • Ravenclaw: I feel trapped.
  • Hufflepuff: We're in the middle of an open field.
  • Ravenclaw: No, I feel trapped in this moment in my life. Where am I going? What am I doing? And how am I going to get to where I want to be?
  • Hufflepuff: We're going to charms class, we're going to be doing charms work, and usually hard work and dedication. Try to think in the now.
  • Ravenclaw: Well, in the now I'm contemplating an assault on you.
  • Hufflepuff: At least you're thinking about here and now!