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Business and Pleasure - Part 21

Summary:  Bucky AU. After a major deal falls through, your father’s business almost falls apart. In a desperate attempt to save his livelihood, he seeks the help of his oldest friend, George Barnes, who happens to be the CEO of one of the most influential businesses in New York. He agrees, but on one condition. You have to marry his son.

Word Count: 1,210

Warnings: Swearing

Originally posted by lupitasandoval91

The ride to the hospital seemed to take forever, each moment passing by at an almost excruciatingly slow pace. You found yourself feeling suddenly grateful for Steve’s rather aggressive driving techniques that had, in many previous situations, scared the crap out of you. The poor man had seemed traumatized when he arrived at your apartment. He glanced up at you before flashing his best friend a panicked expression, looking like a total deer in the headlights. Despite the awkwardness of the situation, you were so thankful that he had been able to come to the rescue.

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danger days is long drives in the summer, hands stained with hair dye, constantly feeling a split second from falling apart, firsts and lasts all wrapped up into one, late nights in the middle of nowhere, childhood nostalgia and adulthood fear. the realization that you’re growing up whether you like it or not.

the black parade is suffering. staring at the ceiling at 3 AM wondering if you’re a real person, slowly pushing away everyone you love, self destructive impulses and a constant feeling or terror, fighting your demons even when you feel like you’re dying. the fear of getting older, but never better.

revenge is clinging to your youth for dear life, searching for innocence and purity everywhere you look in a fruitless attempt to preserve it, fights with best friends, losing your childhood sweetheart to distance and time, the inevitability of change. a headfirst dive into responsibility and heartbreak you never asked for.

bullets is home. the family you choose, the life you build for yourself out of childhood rubble and wishful thinking, paranoid insomnia, cutting your hair in the bathroom at midnight on a whim, spilling your guts onto the page and praying someone listens. being young and dumb, but so alive.



  • a romantic comedy movie like No Strings Attached or Friends with Benefits
  • talks a lot during it but gets shy if a sex scene comes on and will shut up instantly
  • really into cuddles, so you will be hugged for the whole duration of the movie
  • will also feed you popcorn all the time 
  • “what do you mean you don’t want it? just eat it, you need to grow!” 


  • somehow I think he will enjoy watching something like a thriller or a mystery movie that will make you both curious and anxious
  • so maybe a movie like Shutter Island or The Prestige
  • lets you put your head on his shoulder or chest as he careses your hair slowly
  • not much of a talker, but would gasp or go “oh my god, did you see that babe? i would’ve never imagined it!” 
  • probably talks about the movie and how good it was for at least 3 days after you saw it


  • sci-fi, action movie which is not even a surprise 
  • you will watch Transformers for the 15 times this year together
  • “oh, look, look it’s getting to the good part!”
  • “we saw this for like 10 times, it’s not fun anymore”
  • gets really into the movie and probably won’t hear you if you talk to him and respond after 5 minutes 
  • “did you say something? sorry but Optimus is so cool wow!”


  • somehow I think he will want to watch a horror movie so maybe The Conjuring or Insidious
  • it’s not that he likes horror movies though, he just wants to use it as an excuse so he can cuddle you and hold you close 
  • “come on, i will protect you, trust me” 
  • will be a little shit and if you are scared from the movie, he will scare you even more 
  • “i’m sorry please, i’m serious hahaha. stop hitting me y/n, we can keep the light on tonight, ok?”


  • somehow I think he would like something like Maze Runner or Now You See Me
  • he won’t care for the genre and probably lets you pick the movie; but likes a captivating one, that will keep you on the edge
  • talks a lot and always asks questions about everything 
  • “so… who did it? was it him? oohh or maybe her? yeah, i’m sure she did it, right?” 
  • you have to shove a handful of popcorn into his mouth to shut him up 


  • an animated comedy movie, probably a comedy like The Secret Life of Pets or Zootopia 
  • would squeal through the entire movie and point out at every character and how cute they are 
  • “do you think Rooney and Peter are actually undercover spies and work for a secret organization while we are sleeping?” 
  • “what the hell Daniel?” 
  • “with how athletic they are and how fast they climb the walls, i wouldn’t be surprised if they had a black belt in taekwondo” 


  • an animated movie as well but something with a little more adventure like Up or The Incredibles
  • gets very excited and probably laughs and cries together with the main characters 
  • i think he would like cuddling, but instead of you having your head placed on his shoulder
  • he will have his head on your lap as you play with his hair 
  • imitates his favorite parts of it for a week after you see it and forces you to act with him 
  • probably insists on seeing the same movie again for the 4th time in a row because he just liked it that much


  • i am 100 out of 10 sure, this boy will want to watch something that has to do with dancing so probably Step Up or Honey 
  • you two jam to every song there is in the movie
  • but then you have to pause from 15 to 15 minutes because he has to show you that he can do the same move Channing Tatum did and better 
  • “i do it better right?” 
  • “ummm…” 
  • “what was that babe?!” 
  • “well he is Channing Tatum, i mean… but i love you, ok?” 
  • “i can’t believe my own girlfriend would betray me like this wow…”


  • somehow I think he would enjoy watching something like The Perks of Being a Wallflower or The Fault in Our Stars
  • probably lets you put your head in his lap as he plays with your hair 
  • also likes holding your hand a lot and squeezing it at the important moments of the movie
  • by the end of it, the whole movie date will turn into a “who can cry the most without the other one noticing” competition 
  • just a tip but… Jinyoung loses


  • you will watch a chick flick most likely, something like Mean Girls or Pitch Perfect 
  • will comment on everything like “WOW BITCH I’M SHOOK” 
  • makes 10 different facial expression in the spawn of 2 minutes 
  • would hug you at the most random times 
  • and mostly when something good happens in the movie just because he is so into it that he can feel the happiness of the main character


  • i don’t know why but i can see him totally enjoying those movies with stupidly funny super heroes like Kick-Ass or Deadpool
  • not much a talker, but smiles and laughs a lot 
  • lots of short comments like “wow”“oh my god”“that’s so stupid”
  • would probably take over the popcorn bowl and only keep it on his side 
  • whether you cuddle or not mainly depends on you because he can go both ways 
  • hugging you all throughout the movie and kissing the top of your head at time 
  • or you two getting excited together and jumping up and down the couch when something cool happens in the movie 

I was that broken girl, and all of a sudden this boy picked me up from the cold and sour rain made me believe all these things I wasn’t. You were my master, I was your puppet. All along I was convinced that this was love, but then again I was never in love so how would you expect me to know what love is. I wanted to escape the mess I got myself tangled into. You told me to straighten my curls, oh how I loved the rain. You may ask why? Well, the rain ruined the hair he burned down everyday. The rain made the eyeliner he pierced onto my eye wash away. How I could go on about all the other things that washed away with that. Then there was me, left outside, raw in the rain. The same broken girl he found in the rain but this time it’s the beautiful girl he found. In case you were wondering what his name was its, insecurity. 

anonymous asked:

Hi April! I've once seen your cross stitch on my dash (it's absolutely GORGEOUS), and I've been meaning to ask for ages, did you get the pattern with a special site or something? And also, what thread do you use?

I used pic2pat.com to make the pattern. You can upload any photo and then choose your stitches per inch, size, and floss (thread) to use. I always use DMC floss, because that seems to be the most widely available. Here’s the current state of it (and thank you for your kind words!):

(It’s going to need washed and ironed when I’m done. It especially needs a lint roller to get the cat hair off, lol.)

obbsessedturtle  asked:

Chlonette and mermaids

this isn’t really very plotty but idk modern mermaid au i guess :P

words: 1961

Marinette looked into her old jewelry box and realized she was quickly running out of stock. 

About the only things left inside that she was willing to part with were a stack of silver rings (fake silver probably, but that was Marinette’s secret) and a strange bronze bee broach that her aunt had gotten her for her birthday three years ago that Marinette never bothered to wear. She dug around her closet for her old hand mirror with the cracked handle and decided that all this was enough. It was probably time to start scouring thrift stores and street fairs, but she’d worry about that later. 

She stuffed everything into her bag, grabbed a croissant from the kitchen counter, and started to make her way towards the pier. 

It was early enough in the morning that not many people were by the beach with the exception of the occasional fisherman heading to the southern part of the pier with fishing rods and baskets full of bait. Marinette headed in the opposite direction until she came upon a part of the rickety, wooden banister that was damaged, leaving a hole just large enough for Marinette to slip past. She looked around her to make sure no one was watching before she squeezed through the gap and carefully started to shimmy down one of the posts until she was dropping down onto a small bank of rocks underneath the walkway. 

Marinette squinted against the sunrise coming just over the horizon as she whistled a quick tune with four long notes and waited. 

It only took a few seconds for a glimmering golden fin to breach the surface of the water just a few meters away. Marinette watched the ripples in the water begin to get closer to her until they finally started to swirl around her feet. A blonde head of hair carefully poked up from underneath the water. “Is the coast clear?”

“No one’s around, don’t worry,” Marinette assured. “You can come up.”

“Oh, wonderful.” 

Chloe leaned her hands against the bank of rocks and carefully lifted herself up to sit right next to Marinette, stretching her long golden tail out in front of her so that her scales could dry in the sun. She collected all of her hair in her hands and wrung out all the water, being careful not to disturb the chains of pearls she had braided throughout her hair. “You don’t usually come on Tuesdays. Don’t you open up the bakery in the mornings?” 

“It’s a holiday today, so school’s out and the bakery is closed,” Marinette explained. “Thought I’d come visit.” 

“You’re lucky,” Chloe smirked. “I was just out this morning looking for jellyfish.”

Marinette dug through her bag. “Jellyfish?”

“Of course, darling. Do you think my tail stays this smooth and shiny through will power? Proper tail maintenance is important. It’s downright tragic how other mermaids tend to neglect that.” 

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Mr. Unicorn Hair (Woozi x Reader)

Originally posted by sevixxteen

A/N: Hello everyone~ I’m back with a Woozi scenario! I’m not very proud of this one but I hope it’ll do :( To the anon who requested this elementary school teacher AU, I’m sorry if it isn’t like what you had in mind. After this scenario, I’m going to post a story about my experience in Diamond Edge JKT real soon! Please bear with my jam packed schedules (◕︿◕✿) [Request box is open]

Genre: Fluff, but kind of a platonic relationship.

Plot: Adorable elementary students keep talking and telling stories about Mr. Unicorn Hair to the new elementary school teacher a.k.a. you.

It was the first day of your job and so far, you’ve been enjoying every second of it. Being an elementary school teacher was hard they said, but the adorable smiles of the students in class 3-A told you otherwise. It has only been a few hours spending time with them, but they all treated you like an older sister they’ve known for life. Being a very young graduate, you had always been nervous about actually teaching in the classroom someday, about actually interacting with children. But today, the students cleared up your anxieties and you couldn’t be happier.

“Ms. _____! Ms. _____!!”

You turned around to see a group of girls chasing you down the hall. Smiling, you waited for them to catch up.

Adjusting yourself to their height, you asked the crowd. “Can I help you girls?”

“Can we eat lunch with you, Miss?” They sang and giggling, you nodded.

“Let’s go!” You said and the girls cheered, jumping up and down, running around until all of you arrived at the canteen. You sat together with them and ate lunch while listening to their stories. One of them told you about their pet goldfish, then the other told you about her favourite season. Just when you thought your table couldn’t get any noisier, a girl in ponytails ran to your group, her hands clutching onto something.

She stopped abruptly and took a deep breath before waving her clenched fists. “I got it! I got it! He let me have it!”

The other girls waited for her to show them what she was talking about and when she did, they all went wild. You took a peek at it and didn’t understand why they were all so hyped about it. It was… a strand of hair? A strand of pink hair, to be precise. The girl who had them showed it to you and asked if you wanted to hold it.

“Whose hair is it?” You asked them while observing the pink hair.

One of them immediately replied, “It’s Mr. Lee’s unicorn hair!”

“He said that if we got one hundred for our test, we can ask for anything!!”

Then they started going on and on about this Mr. Lee and his… pink hair. Since you just started today, you haven’t officially introduced yourself to the rest of the teaching staff. You haven’t known any Mr. Lee in the school but just from listening to what the girls have to say about him, you learned a lot. He’s a music teacher who, you quote, ‘can play any kind of instrument in the world’. Apparently, he has pink hair and the kids love it so much, they started asking him if they could have it. Without realising, lunch break was over and you took the girls back to their classroom.

“If you meet Mr. Lee, you can always ask to touch his hair. He’s really friendly!”

You giggled at their words and bid them good bye before wandering around the school to kill your free period. The building was surprisingly huge for an elementary school. They had a very spacey gym, an indoor swimming pool, three science labs, and a two-story library. You were walking down a hall when you heard someone playing the piano.

Curious, you tiptoed to reach the small window on top of the door to take a peek. You noticed the one playing the piano had a very soft pink hair, not needing to think twice, you knew that it was the infamous Mr. Lee. He played for awhile, then stopped to write down scribbles on the music sheets, then played again, and stopped again. It was a beautiful melody he was assembling.

The next day, you had been assigned to help Mr. Lee since his assistant went for a short trip back to his hometown. You had already been escorted to his music room before he arrived so you didn’t take it personally when he nearly dropped his coffee mug seeing you in his room. He gave you a shy smile when you introduced yourself, stuttered when saying his own name.

“What can I help you with?” He gave you a confused look, half asleep even. Then he looked around and replied.

“I guess the kids messed up the music sheets there on top of the piano, can you help me arrange them back?”

“Sure thing!” And with that, you went to do what he told you to do. You smiled when you saw that the music sheets were actually handwritten easy songs with a lot of doodles and colourful flowers around it.

The rest of the day was exciting. You had classes come for their music period and you watched how Mr. Lee taught them to play the instruments they are interested in. The boys had fun playing the drum and strumming the guitars, the girls practiced singing and danced around. They had so much energy inside their little bodies, at the end of the day, the two of you are worn out.

“Here, I brought you coffee.” He said as he placed a cup of warm coffee on your small desk.

You smiled at his understanding gesture, “Thank you, Mr. Lee-“

“Just call me Woozi. You know, most of the time the kids don’t even call me that. They just call me ‘Mr. Unicorn’ or ‘Mr. Pink hair’.” He chuckled tiredly and you did too.

“They seem to love you so much. The girls talk about you like you’re a superhero.”

He looked almost sad, “It’s just because of the hair.”

“No, of course not,” You shook your head, “They kept going on and on about how you’re so talented, how your voice is so nice, how you’re so nice to them. I’ve spent two days with them and you’re all they talk about.”


“You’re a great teacher, Mr. Lee- I mean, uh, Woozi.”

“Thank you.” He replied and sipped his coffee. “I needed that.”

anonymous asked:

I'm 18 (I look 12 though xD) my height is 5"1, hair colour is blond (soon going to be grey and pink) my eye colors is blue. I like music, playing piano, guitar and singing. I would probably cook for you, write a song about you and after just watch a movie of your choice with hot chocolate and blanket forts (I'm childish) ☺️

Where do I sign up
I wanna do this
gray and pink HAIR
I’ll let you pick the movie cause I’m super indecisive
I wanna make a fooooort

Why is everyone so good at planning dates and things and I’m just like,
I lay in bed all day, we could do that..

anonymous asked:

What's a good pixie haircut for curly hair? I've wanted to do one for awhile but I have curls (not super tight curls) so I've never known what kind of haircut to do.

Depends on the type of short hair youd want. Anybody with curly hair can pull off any sort of short haircut but youd have to specify which one (which youve already said pixie, so theres also that)

look through google images for the specific way you want it and show it to your stylist (or barber if you go shorter than that) and for the love of god please if you feel uncomfortable with one aspect of your hair dont let it slide, speak up about it in the moment.

best of luck to you

justabidemigod  asked:

In reference to the last ask: what do you do if your genderfluid and AMAB and have shorter hair that's taking FOREVVERRR to grow out?


That honestly sucks. But hey Halloween is coming up, go and buy yourself a wig. 

But hair does take awhile to grow out, until then just take your vitamins, get more protein, and brush your hair at least three times a day, and trim your hair. And overall just make sure your hair is more healthy, check out this link (x)

Also just know that you don’t need long hair to be feminine, and pixie cuts are totally cute and stylish. So you can rock out even on your more feminine days with short hair. 

I’m sorry but I don’t have any magic formula to make your hair grow out overnight, but I would buy wigs or even hair extensions. If you can’t get your hands on that stuff then even just wrapping a scarf around your head in a very Audrey Hepburn kinda way might help alleviate any dysphoria. 

Hope this helps!

anonymous asked:

what do you think a church in the zones would look like? would the killjoys go there?

is this a killjoys ask…. in 2017….. anyway i’m so sorry to disappoint but i don’t really have a very well-thought out response but here u go i guess? 

religion is very fluid and disorganized in the zones, but i’m sure that there are quite a few places that are deemed as spiritual in one way or another….. i’m not sure i’d call them churches per se. think abandoned fast-food restaurants decorated in spiky graffiti, and circles of rusted cars half-covered by sand, and empty caves where the air smells oddly like charcoal and honey, hills that cars roll upwards without explanation, a single joshua tree that makes your hair stand on end when you get within 20 feet of it. places that people gravitate towards because they can sense a little something, who knows what it is.

to answer the second half of your question: would the killjoys go there? i can’t speak for every killjoy ofc, but if we’re just talking about the fab four– no. none of them particularly care for worship or displays of faith. most of them are fairly skeptical in the first place, and don’t respect the idea of religion all that much. 

Damaged Goods (He Tian x Fem Mo Guan Shan)

Summary: I just basically had this wild idea to write Mo Guan Shan as a girl. Also, aged-up characters, because it’s the only way I can imagine them.

She was on her knees and elbows. Again.

“Oi, aren’t you going to get up? Sow,” the girl spat.

How the fuck had she gotten in trouble with this slut posse again?

“Fuck off! What’s in it for you if I get up or I don’t? You had your fun. Now beat it!”

The tall girl leaned over her. She grabbed a handful of red hair and began speaking slowly, right into her ear.

“You know what I can do to you. You better start licking my boots, idiot, if you know what’s good for you.”

Mo Guan Shan fought against the girl holding her down.

“Come at me, one on one, bitch, and we’ll see who’s licking whose boots,” she spat. “C’mon, loose your crew, and let’s see.”

“Sure,” the girl looked sinister as she stood up. “Guys,” she shouted at the other girls. “Just step back and watch me while I ruin this bitch.”

Mo Guan Shan rose with some difficulty, holding one arm over her midsection. She looked at the other with murder in her amber eyes. Surprise was the best element she had, so she took a short swing, managing to get the bitch square in the face.

There was a scream and the other was all over her, smashing her against the ground.

Fuck, now I’m dead, Mo Guan Shan thought, but there was still something to be proud of. At least, she hadn’t gone down without a fight.

“What is going on here?” a strong voice suddenly made all the ruckus and the yelling die down.

“Shit,” the girl kicking her butt mumbled, and she let Mo Guan Shan go.

And, much to the redhead’s surprise, she scurried away with her posse on her tail, like she was chased away by a thousand demons.

A shadow came over her. She squinted as she looked up. Shit indeed. The guy towering over her, with an undisguised look of disgust on his handsome face was the high school’s all-time sweetheart, the guy who was never bad at anything, be it academic achievements or knife fights, the only one who could make the slut posse run away. He Tian. He fucking Tian.

He stared at her, as she lay on her back, now slowly straightening up. His eyes glinted with something nasty for a second, as they travel down her body and stopped.

“What the fuck? Are you staring at my knickers?” she quickly pushed her skirt between her legs.

His lips twitched.

“Like I would need that,” he replied with a shrug. “Come, get up.”

“Nah, I think I’m going to rest here for a while,” she revolted.

Shit, shit, shit. This guy was bad news. She could not afford getting expelled. There was so little time until she was going to graduate and kiss that shithole goodbye.

A strong hand grabbed her by the elbow and put her on her feet like she was a doll.

“What the fuck, dude?” she protested, trying to shake off the guy.

“You need to clean up,” he said through his teeth but smiled as he looked down at her.

Why did the fucker have to be so tall? She was hurting her neck, trying to give him a dirty stare.

“Are you taking me to the principal’s office? Fuck off, fucker,” she struggled, but his fingers just dug deeper into her upper arm.

“No. To clean you up. But I think I’ll have to use an entire bar of soap to wash your dirty mouth.”

AN: So, I have no idea what came over me. I don’t usually do fem versions of characters, as I’m a big yaoi fan, but when I do … for some reason, it has to be Mo Guan Shan. My question is: should I continue this?

smallsith  asked:

irt your tags on the byronic heroes post, i'm pretty sure the reason dracula had hairy palms was a reference to the myth that people who masturbate a lot would grow hair on their palms so i'm not saying that the count liked to jerk off, but yeah probably that's what stoker was implying

I mean you’re absolutely right and that’s exactly the point Stoker was making because god was Stoker Like That

anonymous asked:

1-30 but skip any you feel uncomfortable with <3 also...was ur name or URL every anything related to Billy? because I swear I associate this url with Billy and idk why

Yes my URL used to be billykaplxn! 

1. describe your idea of a perfect date

Dinner and a fun activity (ice skating, going for a walk, etc.) and we talk about the X-men. 

2. whats your “type”

Guys with beards and long hair, glasses… I really love hockey boys.

3. do you want kids?

No no absolutely not, and tbh it’s sunk my best relationships in the past!

4. if you do, will you adopt or use some other form of child birth?

If I were to ever have kids I’d probably adopt

5. describe the cutest date you’ve ever been on

We got a nice italian dinner and then we bought a fish

6. describe your experience having sex for the first time (were you nervous? or was it easy peasy?)

Still a virgin 

7. are you a morning time gay or night time gay?

Historical a night time gay, more recently a morning gay

8. opinion on nap dates?

love em. gotta have em. 

9. opinion on brown eyes?

My track record would say that I literally only like brown eyes. 

10. dog gay or cat gay?

……… idk man…. both are great and i’m really gay

11. would you ever date someone who owned rodents or reptiles?

yeah but i probably won’t pick them up (they are so delicate and I am afraid of hurting them)

12. whats a turn off you look for before you start officially dating someone

Well…. if they’re transphobic…. also 

13. what is a misconception you had about lgb people before you realized you were one?

I never thought of being gay as also being romantically attracted to the same gender. 

14. what is a piece of advice you would give to your younger self

Cut off all your hair… Just do it. 

15. (if attracted to more than one gender) do you have different “types” for different genders?

Idk If i’m even attracted to girls anymore so Idk 

16. who is an ex you regret?

Most of them except one ex-girlfriend

17. night club gay or cafe gay?

again… why not both?

18. who is one person you would “go straight” for

idk man.. I can’t think of one rn.

19. video game gay, book gay, or movie gay?

movie gay

20. favourite gay ship (canon or not)

Northstar and Kyle

21. favourite gay youtuber

Hannah Hart

22. have you ever unknowingly asked out a straight person?


23. have you ever been in love?


24. have you ever been heartbroken?

Of course I have I’m gay

25. how do you determine if you want to be them or be with someone

I compare myself to them rather than think about a future together.

26. favourite lgb musician/band

Freddie Mercury

27. what is a piece of advice you have for young / baby gays

It’s okay to not be sure, try everything until you feel comfortable and never stop learning about other identities. If you realize you we’re wrong, that’s okay! 

28. are you out? if so how did you come out

Well not really, being trans everyone assumes I’m attracted to women and I haven’t said otherwise yet. 

29. what is the most uncomfortable / strange coming out experience you have

Someone asked me if liking boys actualy made me gay since I’m AFAB

30. what is a piece of advice for people who may not be in a safe place to express their sexuality

Online communities! 

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Tagged by @ask-nell-lonvel


1. What does your muse smell like?

Monoï and flowers.

2. How often does your muse bathe/shower? any habits?

She bathes usually twice a day; morning and evening, she can go up to three/four times a day due to her missions.

After a mission she scrubs her head really hard to get rid of the blood. She also compulsively clean her nails.

3. Does your muse have any tattoos or piercing?

Both her ears are pierced, but she doesn’t have any tattoo.

4. Any body movement quirks ( ex.knee shakes )?

Bene often licks her lower lip or bite it when Ichiji (AU/CANON) is around. She also often plays with a strand of her hair when she’s in deep thoughts.

5. What do they sleep in?

Bene sleeps naked most of the time, but she sometimes get a t-shirt which would be way too big for her (from Taysir) or in underwear.

6. What’s their favorite piece of clothing?

Her dresses, or men clothes - mostly Taysir’s hoodies-  that are too large for her.

7. What do they do when they wake up?

She grabs some clothes and immediately goes showering before joining Taysir for breakfast.

8. How do they sleep? position?

She usually sleeps on her stomach, rolled up in her covers.

9. What do their hands feel like?

Нer hands are surprisingly very soft.

10. If you kissed them, what would they usually taste like?

Her lips taste sweet due to the fact that she often eats candies. Hope you won’t mind~


1. What does your muse smell like?

It really depends when you go to him. Early in the morning he smells like coffee, during the day he might smells like disinfectant due to the fact that he works in a laboratory. But he as lots of perfum in his shelves so it should be alright xD

2. How often does your muse bathe/shower? any habits?

Twice a day, morning and evening, can go up to three times a day. He cleans his hands and arms very carefully.

3. Does your muse have any tattoos or piercing?

He has thirteen tattoos and his ears are pierced.

4. Any body movement quirks ( ex.knee shakes )?

When he has panick attacks or when he is worrying too much, he instinctively scratches the nymph tattoo on his right arm. His left eye tends to twitch when he is upset.

5. What do they sleep in?

He sleeps in baggy pants or underwear.

6. What’s their favorite piece of clothing?

Tank tops, turkish pants/baggy pants, he really loves suits too.

7. What do they do when they wake up?

He takes a shower then feeds his cat before preparing breakfast for Bene and him.

8. How do they sleep? position?

He either sleep on his back or on his right side.

9. What do their hands feel like?

The back of his hands are smooth, the palms are a little bit rough.

10. If you kissed them, what would they usually taste like?

Taysir’s lips taste a bit fruity, it’s really pleasant.

I’m not tagging anyone because this meme has been sitting in my drafts for a while now, and I know lots of you had already done it, so if you want to do ti, go ahead. ^^


Your hair looks nice today, Mom. You got plans later?
Yeah, not dying.
Mom, that’s not what I meant.
Mhh hmm.
I thought maybe you’d like to go to the Bingo Hall…
Why? You want me gone?
No! It’s just I had heard George goes there-
I don’t want to hear about that shyster lawyer of yours.
Mother. He’s not a shyster and he’s sweet on you.
Pfft! Can’t trust lawyers.

*Sighs* Never mind, then.
*sound of tractor starting*
Joe better not be on that thing. *starts to get up*
You need to stop smothering that man, Alice. You already have James babysitting him!
*ignores Lottie* I’m just going to check on them.

Merlin deleted scenes otherwise known as:

“Julian, it’s just too gay, we’ve got to cut it, I’m sorry.”

#switching #owling #bumping into each other

Prompts: @crazyconglasses
Author: @queenofthyme

Dearest Potter,

My mother insists that I write you to formally thank you for speaking on behalf of us at the Wizengamot. Without your testimony, we most certainly would have faced time in Azkaban.

So: thank you.

If you were expecting any heartfelt words of gratitude, then you’ve mistaken me for those hero worshippers who submit their amateur poetry about you to The Daily Prophet. Even as a child, I could write better poetry than that. 

Hoping to never speak to you again,

Draco Malfoy


Please pass my appreciation on to your mother. I sincerely hope she is well.

As for you, I don’t need or expect your gratitude. That’s not why I helped you. You wouldn’t understand this of course, but those of us who have a heart, help others simply just to help others.

I also happen to enjoy and appreciate the notes people leave in The Daily Prophet for me. I’ve never heard any poetry from you, so I wouldn’t be so quick to throw stones.

Wishing you horrible misfortune,

Harry Potter

Don’t give me that load of crock, Potter. Even heroes have ulterior motives.

I also highly doubt you enjoyed last week’s poem: “I see Harry Potter’s emerald eyes, they sparkle and shine, all magic defies.” What does that even mean?

Seeing through your media-trained lies,

Draco Malfoy

Malfoy. You only think I’m lying because you can’t comprehend anyone’s perspective but your own.

That poem was heartfelt and thoughtful. I have a copy of it on my fridge - that’s a muggle appliance.

Rejecting your rude assumptions about me,

Harry Potter

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Innocence [M]

Originally posted by jeonsshi

Pairing: Jimin x Female Reader

Genre: Roommate AU!Smut, One Shot, You have been warned; this fiction is full of smut.

Words Count : Almost 2,1k

Warnings : [M] for Mature Content, this fiction is pure smut.

Author’s Note: Hi guys admin Sunshine is here, so I’ve asked you guys about smut fiction ideas and then I mixed them up a bit, I hope y’all can enjoy this long sinful fiction

“S-i-x fucking months” You said out loud.

That was true actually. It’s been already six-months since you had sex, you were already horny and your roommate’s existence didn’t help at all. You were like a cat in heat, you wanted to have sex but you didn’t trust anyone about sex, they didn’t know your body—they were not good enough for you. You took a deep sigh, your roommate was at the next room and he was sleeping although it wasn’t that late. You were getting hornier and you couldn’t hold yourself any longer; you started to play with yourself. At first you thought this could be the only solution for your little-horny-problem but you forgot how thin the house’s walls were. 

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