also: did anyone else come out of Jupiter Ascending completely convinced that Balem was the Entitled whose throat Caine ripped out?

like. why hand us “guy who once bit someone of a specific and very rare social class in the throat” and “member of that specific and very rare social class who talks like his throat is damaged and always wears a high collar piece” if you aren’t going to connect those dots at some point? ???

How to Confuse the Hell Out of Fans, A Guide by the Flash Writers
  • Step 1:Write an unbearably adorable couple that's canon. Like they're so cute together people will get feels when they look at each other.
  • Step 2:Introduce a new girl with a tragic backstory who is not in a canon relationship with leading male.
  • Step 3:Keep writing an adorable storyline for the canon couple. Make it sweet but also angsty so that everyone will ship it. Meanwhile, keep the non-canon relationship platonic.
  • Step 4:Release spoiler pics of canon couple kissing just to remind everyone that it's endgame.
  • Step 5:NOW MAKE AN EPISODE WHERE THE NON-CANON COUPLE GOES ON A DATE AND SHE GETS DRUNK AND HE TAKES CARE OF HER AND TUCKS HER INTO BED AND SHE FIGURES OUT THAT SHE'S CRAZY FOR HIM. HAHAHA.
  • Step 6:Watch as the fans are confused.
  • Step 7:Remind everyone that canon couple will kiss and
  • is canon.
  • Step 8:watch as the fans are confused
  • Step 9:Laugh your ass off.