what is coming to get us

anonymous asked:

What if Steve doesn't know how to work a parachute but is too embarrassed/stubborn to admit it?

oh, that little shit knows how to use a parachute. that’s part of what makes him so dang terrible. he knows full well how to work a chute. he’s just a moron. 

we’ve had this conversation a lot.

‘its stealthier, buck,’ he tells me.
‘it wont be stealthy when they hear me yelling at you all the goddam way down, steve.’

'im superhuman, i can survive it!’ he insists.
'well, that’ll come in handy when im kicking your butt for being such a dumbass.’

'im afraid of heights,’ he blatantly lies.
'then why’d you get so freakin tall??’

'i just don’t like parachutes, though, buck,’ he says, like that’s any sort of excuse.
'and i don’t like it when you die from stupidity, but that’s never once stopped you from trying. now strap the fucking chute on before i ziptie you in a crate and ship you back to peggy.’

Malfoy Is Always Up To Something
  • Harry, in class: *is asleep*
  • Hermione: *shoving him* Harry wake up! You're going to get in trouble!
  • Harry: *mumbles*
  • Ron: *hissing loudly* Mate, really. The new teacher doesn't care who you are or what you've done!
  • Harry: *yawns and sniffles*
  • Professor: *using a Sonorous charm* WELL I THINK THAT'S TWENTY POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR.
  • Harry: *snores*
  • Draco, at the opposite end of the room: *blinks*
  • Harry: *sits straight up* What's Malfoy up to this time? He stayed in his room for hours last night and I ended up waiting until sunrise to follow him, but then all he did was go take a shower and wank!
  • Professor: ...
  • Hermione: ...
  • Ron: *whispering* You--you watched him wank?
  • Harry: *irritably* Well, I have to know what he's up to, don't I?
  • Draco: *blushes*
  • Harry, snapping: I *heard* that, Malfoy!

anonymous asked:

Can you do something about Harry being in an interview on a show & being asked to play a game like the ond he play with grimmy with the heartbeat monitor, and they show him pictures and make him smell things and they give him a plain white t shirt that they asked you to wear and when he smells it his heartbeat rise up and he gets ask to say what it smells like and he has a big smile on his face...

Maybe it’s a Gucci shirt? Because we know he loves them a whole lot, so, Grimmy’s decided on bringing one in to use amongst his pictures to see how high his heart-rate would go, or how low it would go, when he comes face to face with it. Except, it’s not just any brand-new Gucci shirt; it’s a Gucci shirt that Grimmy has made you wear for a bit that morning, spraying it with your perfume and making it smell like you. The teasing almost begins rapidly when Grimmy pushes it across the table because Harry’s eyes widen and a smile forms on his lips at the sight of it - I don’t have this one, he tells himself, so I should probably pop into Gucci on the way home.

“Pick it up then,” Grimmy laughs, “s’Gucci. You love it. Inhale it. Look at it. Put it on. Whatever you fancy. Whatever yeh do when you’re buying Gucci shirts in the shops.”

“It’s usually my missus that buys me my Gucci shirts, actually,” Harry hums, fingers curling around the material as he holds it tight in his hands, “she has impeccable styling taste. Suppose that’s good for when you’re a blogger. If it wasn’t for her, I’d walk out the house in mismatched shoes or shirts that don’t go together.”

“He was almost about to show up in his pyjamas this morning!” You call in from the side room, a smirk on your face as Harry mocks offense and glares at you, “what? Don’t you glare at me, Styles!”

“I was dressed,” he mumbles into the microphone, “it was (YN) who was about to show up in her pyjamas this morning.”

“For the record, his heart rate has stayed the same. How about you give it a smell? New clothes smell good, don’t they? I imagine you get high off of the smell of new Gucci,” Grimmy cackles, Harry chuckling as he brings it to his nose and takes a whiff of the material. Eyes fluttering as the heart rate number on the monitor behind him rose and rose, “well, would you look at that? New Gucci makes Harry’s heart almost explode.”

“That, uh, that does not smell like new Gucci clothes. I know what new Gucci smells like and that is not it,” Harry whips his head around to where you’re standing behind the glass, “that, my dear friend, smelt like my wife. Did you make her wear this this morning? You did, didn’t you? That’s why took her from me. We were enjoying a nice decaf together and you took her to wear a shirt. We were discussing something important.”

“Her idea,” Grimmy smirks, “Lou and Harry helped with the pictures. Your missus helped with the Gucci shirt. You’ve got a good team behind yeh.” 

“I hate you all,” he throws towards the three of you, laughter ensuing between you as Harry shakes his head with a blushing smile on his face. xx

I really hate seeing the fandom so disappointed by the ending. As much as I believe Hiro is a troll he also doesn’t want to let his fans down. I honestly think that people are over reacting to these released panels. This is bound to be slightly long just because I myself am trying to comprehend this ending.
1. We have to remember we still haven’t seen the entire chapter, we also do not know the translations to even really know what’s happening. Yes we have close translations but even with those I see no reason to get disappointed. I’d also bet that there’s an epilogue we just have to wait until it officially comes out. It isn’t new for Hiro to troll us. Yes the main story line has now ended but he’s literally stated that fairy tail has not. That he has multiple projects lined up he hopes we enjoy and can wait for. He’s already announced seasons 3 so please be patient with him he’s already told us that he isn’t finished with the characters or the world. This is made obvious in the fact there is loose ends to tie up. Aquariuss key is still missing, there so much left to be told about Jerral and Erza, he brought back reincarnated characters and from what I’ve seen left this unexplained. From simple things like is Levy really pregnant and what is it that Natsu wants to do. 2. I think of all the ships that deserved a happy ending it’s Jellal and Erza, the fact they didn’t even get the slightest interaction tells me that this isn’t over. It isn’t like Hiro has hid the fact that he himself ships the B4. He knows which two are the biggest so leaving them open is in my opinion a great way to get fans fired up for what will come in the future. 3. Nalu. They were not friendzoned it’s like this chapter came out without a kiss and giant love confession that we’ve forgotten everything we know about the couple from past chapters. It’s basically been spelled out that they love each other that they are more than friends. Please remember that Hiro is not from our culture the actions and words of the couples matters more than kisses. What we do get is natsu taking a drunk Lucy home. She freaks out that they I guess slept next to each other (these translations are still fuzzy to me) she apparently states that she can not marry now, natsu almost confesses but doesn’t instead states that they have time and should go on an adventure because as they’ve stated many times they have more fun together on adventures. Hell he even says they’ll be together forever and we get happy crying face Lucy. We got the ending that their characters were ready for. A kiss or big confession would have been out of character and I’m sure we will get the extra closer we need with this pair in what’s to come. 4. Just please don’t be disappointed when we don’t even know the entire story yet and we don’t know what Hiro plans for the future we’ve spent years reading and loving and infesting in this story. We know it isn’t over and we know the characters we love. So please look over the negatives to the wonderful things that are in this chapter and look forward to what’s to come.

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Ultimate Get to Know Me ≡ [5/∞] Female Characters → Maya Hart
↳ “When I was real young, I used to come to this park and look at this statue and wonder if I would ever have friends as good as these. That would hold hands with each other and smile. I used to wonder what it was they were so happy about. Now I know.”

anonymous asked:

On post/163214289506/ the person unnecessarily comments on someone's ethnicity and it comes off as kind of racist. People in the notes agree so it may be worth checking out when you get the chance

I appreciate when everyone sends us post numbers to anything we have missed when queuing. This one has been deleted. I want to remind everyone not to send hate to the OP. I noticed they made an apology so they got the message about what they said being wrong. Nothing more needs to be said because the point got across. -Abby

Tyler the creator has been my biggest inspiration in life since 6th grade and I just graduated. Tyler influenced a whole generation to “fuck age live dreams and have fun” he taught us to be ourselves at all times no matter how weird of stares we may get, no matter what people think, he taught us to be leaders and to stand up for what we believe in. Tyler the Creator will always be my biggest inspiration in life and I’m so proud to see how far he’s come and his improvement from the Bastard days to now.

anonymous asked:

in bnha... what if a villain had a dream-showig quirk that they use only for nightmares, but when they get to yuts!deku there are??? only nightmares???? and whenthey show one of them (like a giant screen) he is barely fazed???????? (his friends are completely horrified, on the other hand) im sorry i just like showy reveals, have a nice toop-de-loo

YUTS!Deku: *laughing over a bag of popcorn as the villain insta-replays the images that haunt his dreams* Hey guys the good part’s coming up.

Anonymous: Genji’s s/o cant use chopsticks to save her life (hcs)

  • No forks. Genji wants you to learn chopsticks, even though you use them like miniature spears.
  • You know those kiddie chopsticks that have a little rolled up piece of paper wedged and rubber banded between the end of the sticks? Yeah, you’ll use those any chance you have. But if you get out of your chair for any reason, such as taking a bathroom break, he’ll take apart your chopstick tweezers and stash the rubber band + paper away.
  • Genji finds it really amusing when you come back to the two separate sitting in front of you, mocking your lack of talent.
  • He has a really good poker face. If you ask him what he did with the training chopsticks, he’ll just raise an eyebrow and form that classic smirk.
  • “I have no idea what you’re talking about, they’re right in front of you.”
  • Genji will notice your struggling trying to use them and slide out of his chair to help you out. He’ll sit next to you and demonstrate how to pick up food, of course taking one piece of your sushi. 
  • If you’re still having a hard time, he’ll take your hand in his and position your fingers in the exact way he uses chopsticks.
  • You won’t get it right away, but he’ll be sure to take you out to sushi/ramen/udon enough to get in a lot of practice! 
OPENING OF THE IZUOCHA-TAGGING-SQUAD SIDEBLOG - squad blog

I’m sure some of you may have noticed a dip in activity for us izuocha shippers, specifically that nice tagging thing we did and quite possibly why your getting tags here instead

Well hatefilledpoptarts to explain now what this shiny new blog is and how its come about, as well as some basic guidelines.


why the izuocha-tagging-squad exists

As it stands there is a slowly increasing amount of izuocha shippers interested in being involved

and if you have a look I’m going to show a screenshot of my first time tagging

a pretty short list at the start of all this

welp this was the steady increase before the open invitation

and this here is after the invitation

it got big

really big

so we’ve come to the logical conclusion keeping track of this many names and filling out a reblog for this amount of tags for every new izuocha piece we want to share is not going to cut it anymore, some of us forgot names and some of us refill in tags that were missed; its much too much resulting in confusion at times and we just can’t keep filling out this large of a list every time doing our best to remember everyone and keeping it in order.

So, to combat that stress, and to continue making the izuocha community welcoming for new shippers, a small group of us original taggers got together and went ahead to make this shared space to put it all our finds and tag everyone if thats what they want; where people who want to see izuocha on the regular can follow or even join as a member to reblog and share their own work.

What to do here

This will be our shared space where we’ll be putting all the izuocha fan works we find here instead of bringing it onto our personal blogs to tag

If there is anyone who’d like to participate as a contributing member of the blog, you can contact me in order to receive an invitation that tumblr will send directly to your e-mail.

Tagging is optional, if there are members who’d like to keep up the tradition, but it won’t be required in order to participate, just reblog or submit something if you like.

If you look here,

we do have a master list now to better manage keeping track of our members and can be updated if more requests are taken

And if you’d like to just view a lot of izuocha content then you can go ahead follow us to see all our finds ╭( ・ㅂ・)و

what should be shared

what to bring in:

  • fanart
  • fan fiction
  • headcanons
  • graphics
  • edits
  • cosplay
  • metas
  • analysis
  • absolutely any cute gushing of the two
  • wholesome memes are also good

what not to bring in:

  • nsfw material, we do take sloppy makeouts but as for drawing the line these two keep their pants on!
  • anti shipping regarding other pairings won’t be tolerated here
  • no dragging of any other ships to heighten izuocha as a pairing, lets be nice here

misc.
any side pairings are allowed so long as there is izuocha in the mix, preferred they be the main pair
no polyamorous ships plz


That should be all,

once again contact me, @hatefilledpoptarts to receive an invite

I will also open the askbox until Aug. if you have any questions about the sideblog or found something confusing. I’ll do my best to give a proper response on what we’re trying do here (`・ω・´)9

Keep in mind this is still fresh and we’re still taking our time to get a feet on the ground.

Hope to see you guys here and lets enjoy this great ship even more (^v^)

Filling in the list for one last time:
@thathilomgirl @rex101111 @cosmic-hoodie @c-jay321 @zakamore1 @mari-victal @chapelseed @marcow95 @absolutescribbles @upupdowndownleftrighta @izukusfreckles @armoredleo @happycloude-91 @cake-ademia @mynameisrobotala @satoshiakimoto97

The idea of buddha mind is not purely a concept or a theoretical, metaphysical idea. It is something extremely real that we can experience ourselves. In fact, it is the ego that feels that we have an ego. It is ego that tells us, My ego is bothering me. I feel very self-conscious about having to be me. I feel that I have a tremendous burden in me, and I wonder what the best way to get rid of it is. Yet all those expressions of restlessness that keep coming out of us are the expression of buddha nature: the expression of our unborn, unobstructed, and nondwelling nature.
— 

Chogyam Trungpa

Close the blinds and kill the birds. I surrender
my desire for a logical culmination. I surrender my
desire to be healed. The blurriness of being alive.
Take it or leave it, and for the most part you take it.
Not just the idea of it but the ramifications of it.
People love to hate themselves, avoiding the
necessary recalibrations. Shame comes from vanity.
Shame means you’re guilty, like the rest of us,
but you think you’re better than we are. Maybe you
are. What would a better me paint? There is no
new me, there is no old me, there’s just me, the same
me, the whole time. Vanity, vanity, forcing your
will on the world. Don’t try to make a stronger wind,
you’ll wear yourself out. Build a better sail. You
want to solve something? Get out of your own way.
What’s the difference between me and the world?
Compartmentalization. The world doesn’t know
what to do with my love. Because it isn’t used to
being loved. It’s a framework problem. Disheartening?
Obviously. I hope it’s love. I’m trying really hard
to make it love. I said no more severity. I said it severely
and slept through all my appointments. I clawed
my way into the light but the light is just as scary.
I’d rather quit. I’d rather be sad. It’s too much work.
Admirable? Not really. I hate my friends. And when
I hate my friends I’ve failed myself, failed to share
my compassion. I shine a light on them of my own
making: septic, ugly, the wrong yellow. I mean, maybe
it’s better if my opponent wins.
—  “Self-portrait Against Red Wallpaper” (War of the Foxes), Richard Siken.

i just don’t get it? how goyische leftists can hold themselves up as these upstanding people with strong morals who so dutifully fight for any and all marginalized peoples….except when it comes to jews

i mean i do get it, deep down they don’t think we’re marginalized. deep down they believe all of the classic antisemitic tropes about how we’re all secretly controlling the world and whatever the fuck, so why bother defending us? what do we need defending from, we’re all rich and privileged right?

how a group of people whose literal purpose and platform center around basic compassion and humanizing the very peoples who are so often dehumanized and disenfranchised can treat jews this way, is just so bizarre to me and i’m so fucking tired of it

futureofdestiel  asked:

You don't understand how dangerous this is, Caryl prompt❤

Based as if the group were going to ambush Sanctuary.

“I don’t want ya ta come with us.”

Carol met Daryl’s pleading eyes.

“You don’t get to make those kinds of decisions for me.”

Daryl nodded in compliance. 

“I ain’t making the decision fer ya, just askin’ ya not ta.”

Carol shook her head, she’d done her time of hiding, it was time to step up.

“Ya don’t understand how dangerous this is.” 

His voice almost cracked, the urgency behind his words not going amiss to her.

Daryl didn’t know what he could say to make her understand, she hadn’t met Negan first hand, she didn’t know what he was capable of.

“No Daryl I do, that’s why I have to go.” 

He wanted to get angry, to lash out and shout. She was walking into a literal war zone where very few would come out alive. Despite her telling him her head was in the right place, he had his doubts. He knew how she had wanted to die. Letting her throw herself into the midst of this, Daryl felt like he was just allowing her to kill herself. 

He couldn’t…shit! 

He couldn’t fucking lose her, not after everything, not to the hand of Negan, again.

“Nah, ya don’t.” 

He knew his tone was coming out a tad too harsh, more gruff than soft like it usually was with her.

Carol’s glossy eyes bore into his, she looked on the verge of crying as she whispered her next words.

“You can’t stop me.”

Daryl felt his resolve crumbling, he was desperate, clinging to the one person in the world he held so damn dear in his fragile heart.

“I can’t lose ya too.”

It was words she had echoed to him what seemed like a lifetime ago. 

A tear slipped from her eye, rolling half way down her cheek before Daryl caught it with his thumb, taking a slow step towards her, brushing the pad of his thumb across her pale cheek.

“You have to stay too.”

She’d given him an ultimatum. One that mentally tore him in half. He knew what his answer would be though. His thirst for revenge was strong, coursing like fire through his veins. But he cared too much for her, wouldn’t let her down like that. She had to come first, for once, for someone, she had to be his priority.

Daryl kept his palm cradled against her face, his forehead helplessly falling to rest against hers, eyes screwed shut in fear of rejection.

He let out a deep sigh as her hands cupped the sides of his neck to keep him close to her. 

“Okay.” 

It came out no more than a hoarse whisper, but it didn’t make Carol cry any less, relief washing over her like the swell of the sea. 

They couldn’t lose each other, wouldn’t lose each other. Maybe it was time for them both to be a little selfish. 

anonymous asked:

Wait did I miss something how come the entire sh fandom has like gotten mad at you?? I swear you are mutuals with like s lot of prominent blogs ?? What happened did I miss something ?? (Also you don't have to answer this obviously i can get why this could be sensitive stuff I just was reall surprised lol) I mean either ways have a good day!

I have

1) called out people hypocrisy about the way they treat Clary in situations. Not like when they criticize her for when she actually does stupid/problematic things, but certain people take scenes out of context in episodes and use it to make fun or bash her. Or use traumatic experiences that she has been through to make fun of her just because they hate her.

2) I might have finally said the thing I’ve been afraid to say for months, but was scared of people’s reactions, about how I don’t think Matt is THAT good of an actor, and how Harry provides ample chemistry in the malec relationship.

3) Didn’t condemn Dom’s opinion about malec. I didn’t think it was THAT deep to start calling him a white devil, but….hey whatever floats people’s boats and gives them power over others.

I guess, people don’t like that I’m stating my opinions that do not coincide with theirs, and since Tumblr is resting nest of fake outrage and wokeness, people probably dislike me because as a black woman/poc, I don’t always take their sides.

(Don’t be mad at me, put your Judgy mcjudgerson glasses away 😂, seriously though hear me out)! This week with Jack being gone, and he was still able to torture us through subtle hints in his videos, I felt that it (here comes the hate 😂) was a bit to much! Don’t get me wrong I just loved watching everyone coming to together but because there’s so much stuff going on that I don’t know what’s real or fake, and it’s kind of throwing me off a little bit! I still get excited when everyone else is excited but I feel like all the hints were too close of each other! Because now every time when I watch one of Jacks videos Im always on Anti mode, which doesn’t really make me enjoy the videos for what they are (even though I still love them 😀) I thought it would be better if the hints were more spread out into other videos, instead of being into every single video!

Originally posted by dyingisnotokay

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We spent the entire morning talking, even the early afternoon. We drank more coffee, did some more sight seeing and grabbed a little lunch too. Everything just seemed to flow so naturally between us…he was so easy to get along with.

It was coming close to 3pm before we could even realise and that’s when he left. He apologised for not being able to walk me home before hand and then proceeded to ask if I wanted to go with him to pick his sister up - which I declined. Is this what a good guy is?

“remember how far you’ve come, not just how far you have to go. You are not where you want to be, nor are you where you use to be”. I relate to this quote so much and the times I feel like I’m not getting anywhere in my recovery. I think of this quote and it reminds me that yes I’m not where I want to be, but I have come a long way from where I use to be. The old me would always say no to going out to eat, or If I did go out to eat the anxiety and guilt consumed me to the point of tears. I would binge on everything until my stomach was so full it hurt, then heavily restrict/ over exercise the next day.
A year ago I never thought I would get to where I am today, eating what I want, going out to eat two-three times a week. With no guilt, no second guessing, and no worrying. Exercising because I want to, not because I feel like I have to, and noticing when things are becoming bad for my mental health.
Yes I still have my bad days, but I have more good ones witch help me push through the bad ones🔆

Dear Anti-Shaladin (and some klance shippers)

“I just realized that klance shippers (excluding the chill klance shippers) are just as bad as shaladin shippers. Right, well, a lot of klance shippers hate on shaladins because well… yes, you are shipping Shiro with Underage teens. You hate shaladins because of an (apparently) Adult x Teen relationship. Understandable. BUT, y’all are shipping two people who obviously don’t get along, but aside from that…. no matter who you ship them with, they are STILL underage. Just like y’all said and yet, some of you say NOTHING when it comes to the klance smut that people draw and write. You klance shippers wanna use the argument that shaladin is bad because they’re underage, THEN OWN IT!! If not, shut your mouth. Y’all make the Voltron fandom so hard to enjoy. If you don’t care what people ship and/or you don’t hate on other ships, then this isn’t directed at you, but if you’re a klance shipper who says/has said stuff like “Uh… gross. Shiro is a fucking adult and the rest of them are literally underage.” and use the “they’re underage” but to shame shaladins but use heart eye emojis for every other klance NSFW drawing you see, then sorry but, you’re a hypocrite. Underage is still underage. Also, shaladins… I know Shiro’s age isn’t SOLDILY confirmed, but… some of you gotta slow your roll. I also noticed that “Keith’s sticky note(s)” post is going around. Klance shippers, let the sheith shippers have that. Jfc. Like, like, it’s not gay or anything, but he definitely wasn’t writing that about Lance either. If some of you could stop mixing tags, that would be great too… I went through the Shiro tag and I scrolled past WAY TOO MANY klance posts. Long story short, don’t shame shaladins for underage shipping if you have looked at/read any klance smut because that means you’ve looked at and enjoyed the same gross thing you shake shaladin shippers for. Trust me, klance shippers, you don’t need to shame shaladins. They shame themselves all the time.”


-america.alfredjones on Instagram