what is a hoyt

  • Vaas: My sister, she's inked that white boy--
  • Hoyt: I don't give a fuck about your family! Tell your sister to mind her damn business before I come down there and I beat her ass!
  • Vaas: Okay. You want me to say it like that, or do you want me to take some stuff out?
  • Hoyt: WHAT DID I SAY? Tell her mind her damn business before I come down there and I beat her ass!
  • ---
  • Citra: Vaas.
  • Vaas: Citra.
  • Citra: So did Hoyt hear about my involvement?
  • Vaas: Yes. Yes, he did.
  • Citra: So what did Hoyt say?
  • Vaas: -takes a deep breath-
  • Vaas: Well, uh, Hoyt told me to tell YOU TO MIND YO DAMN MOTHAFUCKIN' BUSINESS BITCH! LITTLE STUPID BITCH! LITTLE DUMB SISTER BITCH! TWO PLUS TWO NOT KNOWING WHAT THE FUCK IT IS BITCH! CROSS-EYED, CRYING-DOWN-YOUR-BACK, FAT FOOT ASS BITCH! LONG TITTY, NO NIPPLE HAVING ASS BITCH!
  • Pirates: OOOOOOOHHH! HE SAID SHE AIN'T HAVE NO NIPPLES!

one of my other favorite ben tallmadge stories is when he got on this guy hoyt’s boat (real shitty double agent kinda guy) to tell him to fuck off and the boat started moving and ben was like “wtf? drop me back off on shore” and hoyt was like “what do you think a kidnapping is”

Major Dodson (Sam) ‘Celebified’ Cookie Interview

Danny Hoyt: “What is going on with your character this season?”

Major Dodson: “Allright, well he’s actually feeling really guilty because he had told Carol that Pete had actually hit his mom and sometimes him, so Rick actually had intentions to kill him but when he accidentally killed Ridge, that was, that was just it for him.”

Danny Hoyt: “And we see this relationship with Carol be such a pivotal, such a pivotal thing. What do you think it is about her that makes your character gravitate to her?”

Major Dodson: “Well, Jessie actually gravitated to Ron and she was so busy like protecting herself from Pete that she didn’t really protect Sam, so when he met Carol in the gun shack as I call it…the underground….Okay, um, she gave him that spooky bedtime story and that made him think, OK well she is tough and she sounds like she sounds like she’s actually commit to taking care of me….So that’s what made him kind of levitate over to Carol….um gravitate…..”

Danny Hoyt: “I like levitate….it’s just a new thing. You guys didn’t know but Sam is going to be levitating this season.”

*laughing*

Danny Hoyt: “So, oh that you guys have history with things like, the whole cookie ordeal and things like that. Are we going to see any big moments happen between you and her this season?”

Major Dodson: “Well, all I can really say is that Sam and Carol have formed such a special bond that they actually kind of know each other but you’ll have to wait and see for the cookies…. Because you know Sam and his cookies, I mean he’ll just pull out an AR….Okay, I am just kidding….”

Danny Hoyt: “Is there anything you can give us about the rest of the season that we can look forward to? Certain episode that was maybe a favorite to film that we haven’t seen yet…?”

Major Dodson: “I think its gonna have to wait because even if I did tell you, it’s still better to be surprised with this season because in my opinion, I think that this is going to be the most epic season there is…ever has been….”

October 26, 2015 - Major Dodson (Sam) ‘Celebified’ Cookie Interview