what im saying is you're stupid

Stupid Annoying Girl
  • Inuyasha: *clears throat* This is a poem I wrote for you Kagome. Its called Stupid Annoying Girl.
  • Kagome: -.-
  • Inuyasha: Roses are red
  • Inuyasha: Violets are blue
  • Inuyasha: You're always like "Im going home"
  • Inuyasha: what's the matter with you?
  • Inuyasha: You always yell "SIT BOY"
  • Inuyasha: and say I'm a cheat
  • Inuyasha: But I'll chose you over her
  • Inuyasha: Any day of the week
  • Inuyasha: You caused me a lot of problems
  • Inuyasha: You broke the fucking jewel
  • Inuyasha: But I guess I still love you
  • Inuyasha: Even though you're a fool
  • Inuyasha: no, Koga can't have you
  • Inuyasha: That guy makes me hurl
  • Inuyasha: You're mine forever and ever
  • Inuyasha: You stupid annoying girl.

i would like just ONE DINNER without my parents sneering the word “liberal” and trashing gay, trans, or nonbinary people and poc :(

Andrew “I show I care through actions not words” Minyard gives Neil “I’m blind when it comes to symbols of affection” Josten arm bands to cover his scars. And then Neil says some shit about it being nothing and Andrew storms of AND IM SCREAMING AT MY PHONE BECAUSE NEIL WHAT THE HELL

anonymous asked:

I'm so disappointed right now. You know what would have been a good ending to that clip? Sana and Yousef walking towards each other, stopping right in front of each other, smiling, aaand cut. TBC. But no, Sana's moment was stolen and even though I didn't agree with the critics earlier, this right there was definitely season Noora 2.0. Are you with me? Please say you're with me.

Im low key with you. William coming was completely unnecessary and just plain stupid. I hope and think Julie has a plan but I don’t like this.


I’m way too bored so here is some Ethan’s Speaking Spanish because why n o t.

  • Fandom Max: gay gay gay gay. so gay for chloe everyone else is shit i love chloe so much.
  • In game Max: Chloe is an important friend and I care for her deeply. Though, I care for other people too. I try to help people by doing the right thing as much as possible. I may or may not love Chloe in a romantic way.
  • Fandom Chloe: really hella gay for max caulfield only im gonna slap a bitch if there was anyone else for her. she loves me i love her.
  • In game Chloe: Yeah Max is my friend and I probably like her but man I wish Rachel was here right now. Whenever I die, Max becomes a hero and saves me so it's okay if we screw up. I just really miss Rachel.
  • Fandom Kate: can not sin did you just say a bad word God please bless these not nice people
  • In game Kate: People are so stupid. Ugh. Why can't you just understand me. Pls stop doing what you're doing and just apologize smh
  • Fandom Nathan: sigh im such a nice person why does this happen to me.
  • In game Nathan: I just killed a few people and fought a lot but I really feel guilty about it. I didn't think about my actions and I am just an abused but spoiled kid.
  • Fandom Victoria: kate should forgive me and we should hook up bc i would change for her and do anything for her i just really love kate
  • In game Victoria: I took a video of Kate on the roof about to jump and I really don't think it's my fault she was up there. I laughed at her and called her names whether she was there or not. I'm sorry though but I didn't do anything.
  • Fandom Rachel: goddess, princess, im everything bow down to me im your main bitch
  • In game Rachel: I'm actually dead but I was flirting with people secretly and probably used Frank and Chloe for reasons
an actual conversation i had
  • my friend: so I had to break up with my boyfriend today.
  • me: what? why?
  • my pal: he told me he was bisexual.
  • me: ...
  • my bro: well you know theres only a matter of time before he cheats on me with a girl. if he wanted to break up so bad he should've just said so and not made up something stupid like that.
  • me: i? what? thats not how it works...
  • my not so much friend: you're either gay or straight Dylan. the rest is all bullsh*t.
  • me: (gets up and starts packing)
  • my enemy: what're you doing?
  • me: looking for that friendship contract we made when were like ten because im pretty sure you didn't freaking read the fine print of the terms and conditions where is says you can't be a biphobic a-hole. I'm taking back my jonas brothers CD.
Pull me close and say that you give a shit so that I’m not constantly wondering if I’m going to get screwed. Hold me as close as you possibly can, let my legs wrap around you and wrap your arms around me and act like you won’t let go so that I can go home pretending like you never will.
—  A year ago…
He’s a good man. So smart and serene. Always keeps his word
And always says what he means. He’s never selfish or boastful,
Would give the shirt off his back.
Giving isn’t something this man lacks.
He always has a smile and a kind gesture to let you know
you‘re important to him,
You’ll be delighted at the warmth and honesty you will feel.
—  Hetalia fans speaking of Himapapa
  • me: *annoys my whole family bc not shutting up about how hot luke is*
  • stepdad: jesus ok so what would you have done if you had met him in munich and he grabbed your butt or something?!
  • me: what, i don't know, i'd have to be in a situation like that to know
  • mum: *yelling from the other room* WHY ARE YOU ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS, OF COURSE SHE'D JUMP ON HIM
  • stepdad: *leans through the door into the other room* what did you say?

anonymous asked:

Your blog is fucking stupid. People have to work to get notes on their post but you're just here saying "I want to be aloof" and getting 70 notes what the fuck that's not fair for the unpopular users that's not even funny

im SORRY im not a PROFESSIONAL comedian that knows a lot of JOKES and instead just wants to SHARE about my FEELINGS.  go reblog some more superwerwhoclock, you slab of hot concrete


Colour coordinated duo SH edits: 2/?

jimin being annoying af
  • Jimin: jungkookie
  • Jimin: jeon jungkookie
  • Jimin: jeeoon juuungkooookiee-
  • Jungkook: stfu omg
  • Jimin: that's bad language !! go to your timeout corner !!1
  • Jungkook: what the hell no I'm 17 I can swear if I want-
  • Jimin: you're a kID
  • Jungkook: no I'm not I'm a man
  • Jimin: kiD
  • Jungkook: I'm a man stop I do manly things
  • Jimin: oh yeah like what
  • Jungkook: I watch the things Namjoon hyung downloads.
  • Jimin:
  • Jimin: what does he download-
  • Jungkook: I guess only real men know /shrugs/
  • Jimin: are you sAYING IM NOT A MA N
  • Jungkook: yeah
  • Jimin: but I'm legal !!
  • Jungkook: I don't think someone's attributes are decided by their age-
  • Jimin:
  • Jimin: when did you learn street smart
  • Jungkook: obviously before you did
  • Jimin: okay fine. you're a man. don't play the stupid apps on your stupid phone. they're fruitless games
  • Jungkook: /pulls out his phone/ better than talking to you
  • Jimin: rUDE AF
  • Jimin: kID AF
  • Jimin: I haTE YOU
  • Jimin: but I love you
  • Jungkook: k
  • Jimin: meanie
  • Jungkook: lol who's the kid now
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  • Mia: today the person behind me in line while I was buying my coffee offered to buy it for me and I thought it was really sweet and I must've thanked him a thousand times because nobody's ever done that
  • Mia: but then he started ... like flattering me and doing that thing that guys do with girls and it made me really uncomfortable and it took me a good twenty minutes to get out of that conversation
  • Mia: it just made me miss you because guys are stupid and you're only partially stupid and idk what I'm doing or saying
  • Mia: I'm stupid

anonymous asked:

my cousin got a tattoo this weekend and it was of something i'd told her i wanted for years. it means a lot to me and she just liked the design. i don't need advice. im just sad and you're very kind so i figured you would say something nice.

Your cousin seems very insensitive and selfish. I don’t have any tattoos but this seems like a violation of tattoo etiquette. I like you way better than your stupid cousin. Here’s a way to get some sweet revenge someday. Wait until your cousin is having a baby then find out what she is going to name that baby. Before she has her baby, adopt a dog and give it the same name. This way you get a dog and who cares about your dumb cousin and her baby.