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Summary: “I just… you know. I just hate him. Smiling all the time. How does he even do that? Don’t his muscles hurt? It’s painful to watch. Ugh.” Arthur complained to Francis at the freshman reception party because as much as Arthur hated lots of people gathered in the same small espace, hey, free drinks. “Oh my, someone’s got a crush.” Francis said amusedly.
was adorable, a golden boy. Great grades, great looks, great baby
blue eyes that melted everyone’s hearts. He had a loud laugh, but
it was contagious and everyone loved his jokes, so it wasn’t seen
as a bad thing. He had dimples and he had sandy blond hair and he was
tall and strong and he looked so, so good when all sweaty from soccer
practice… He had a carefree way and just the most delicious
American accent and just…
was just so perfect, and Arthur knew he had absolutely no chance with
wished the reason was because Alfred was straight, then there would
be nothing he could do, but he knew for a fact it wasn’t true. On
Alfred’s second day he’d seen the American swiping boys left and
right on the Tinder app as he passed by him in the cafeteria. And of
course he’d seen so casually, not because he was trying to see what
Alfred was doing on his phone.
just… you know. I just hate
Smiling all the time. How does he even do that? Don’t his muscles
hurt? It’s painful to watch. Ugh.” he complained to Francis at
the freshman reception party because as much as Arthur hated lots of
people gathered in the same small espace, hey, free drinks.
my, someone’s got a crush.” Francis said amusedly.
the fuck up, that’s the opposite of what I just said.”
don’t even know why I still talk to you.” Arthur groaned,
finishing his fourth or sixth beer.
I’m your only friend and basically the only person who can stand
hate you when you’re right.”
So. Have you talked to him yet?” Francis asked as he watched Arthur
shrug and help himself to another drink.
he said, “Why would I go talk to him? It’s clear he’s not
do you know he’s not interested if you haven’t even talked to
Jeanne low-key flirts with Bayonetta, and upon getting no response says ‘cat got your tongue?’
Using that phrase implies she said something Bayonetta should have reacted to but did not. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Maybe she wanted witty banter. Maybe ( ͡͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ °) But Jeanne doesn’t seem the type to playfully flirt the way Bayonetta does. Especially if you look at her battle quotes compared to Bayo’s. She’s far more serious and aggressive.
LET ME START BY SAYING IM A CAMP COUNSELLOR so a bunch of 5-6 year old children and I were making construction paper cards, and somehow i ended up drawing these two losers. The kids got REALLY interested and wanted to help me with it (i had them write all the letters except ‘hella’).
I made the really quick sketch of komaeda first and the kids wanted to know who he was and “is he a girl?!?” I didn’t want to get into explaining komaeda’s japanese name so i just said he was Bob. Then I kid you not, these 6 year old boys laughed their fucking asses off and started yelling/chanting, “BOB IS A BABY!!” and a kid even told me, “I’m gonna colour him in and then throw him in the gARbAGE” (how did he know??)
I then drew Bob’s friend Hajime Hinata but the kids didn’t have anything bad to say about him (he’s just too rad i guess) although one kid wanted to bring him home (yes kid we ALL know)
anyway the moral of this story is to draw anime/video game characters at camp because