Grimmons (I know this is not normally a grimmons blog, but there is some in the archives, and I figured you'd get 80 tuckingtons lol)
You would be correct lol
001 | send me a ship and I will tell you:
- when I started shipping it if I did:
Before I even started watching RvB, actually, and this ship is also the reason I DID start watching! I saw that gifset of sidewinder where Grif almost falls off the cliff and I just really wanted to see what that scene was about….now here I am.
- my thoughts:
Good ship, literally husbands,
really wish one or both voice actors would take classes on voice acting. Unpopular opinion where I think…..they’re not an awesome power couple or anything and their relationship is kinda weird and dysfunctional….but they’re the only ones for each other. No seriously no other person would work in a relationship with either of them.
- What makes me happy about them:
I’m glad the most #confirmed #canon ship in all of RvB is an overweight hawaiian man and a an anxious cyborg, who share each other’s organs and various body parts. That’s already a great descriptor right there. They seem like….the kind of couple that really does not need to pretend around one another. I think they’re both super honest (except for about their feelings for each other probably, so far) and like, it’s all cards on the table for them. And I think that’s good for them? Like, Grif is an asshole to Simmons who in turn needs to stand up for himself and be confrontational, and Simmons is an asshole to Grif who honestly needs someone who isn’t a huge pushover bc Grif REALLY is an asshole. They somewhat complete each other.
- What makes me sad about them:
“They’re so in love. Why can’t they see it?”, let Simmons confess his love Grif you idiot, I wish they’d have more scenes where they’re being at least relatively nice to each other :( (at someone else’s expense maybe, probably)
- things done in fanfic that annoys me:
Uuuuuuuuuuuuh I can’t think of anything…oh wait yeah. When people make Grif lose his weight or get buff. No let the hawaiian fatcat be a fat cat
- things I look for in fanfic:
Two unemotional jerks who are dicks to everyone are forced to confront their own feelings when one or both are in peril, asshole #1 surprised himself and his soon-to-be boyfriend by putting said boyfriend first, basically just like, they pretend not to care about each other but NOW THEY HAVE NO CHOICE
- Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other:
Fucking no one.
- My happily ever after for them:
They get married and NOTHING CHANGES. They’re literally just the same except there’s rings on their fingers. They keep in contact with Sarge, Donut and the Blues, and regularly meet up for some kind of game night or something. In my world, Grif punches Simmon’s dad, and they both live together in Hawaii, getting sunburns and sand in awkward places.
- who is the big spoon/little spoon:
Hm. I feel like they don’t cuddle like that too much, their preferred sleeping settings are vastly different. I guess Simmons would mostly be the big spoon bc he’s a bigger sap who wants to do things like spoon, and Grif is more like *grunts in tone of ‘I dunno’* and just sleeps however he falls down. If he falls down on top of Simmons he will stay like that until moved.
- what is their favorite non-sexual activity:
Judging other people together, either while watching movies or people-watching. I think they’d drive together a lot, like aimlessly, like if either is feeling bad or they just want a little time together they get in a car and drive around for a while, either in silence or with the radio on. It can either be relaxing or fun depending on their moods. Sometimes they park somewhere remote and make out, sometimes it’s not so remote.