what if i'm just cheese

Look, I ain’t got a problem with vegans. But if you gon be sittin at my table just to shoot evil looks at my innocent bowl of mac n cheese, me and my Goodwill leather jacket are gonna get you… and your little soyburger, too.

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Being Married to Shawn

  • “I love you.”
  • Shawn still taking you out on dates even thought you’re already married
  • Shawn taking you along on tour with him
  • Not having to be apart as much as you did when you were still dating
  • Waking up next to him every morning
  • Good morning kisses
  • Goodnight kisses
  • Shawn getting along with your family
  • And treating your siblings like they’re his own siblings
  • His family loving you
  • Whenever Aaliyah had a break from school
  • You’d convince Shawn to fly her out to wherever you both were
  • And you’d hang out with her and make sure she was safe
  • Shawn having meetings early on a Saturday morning
  • And you being disappointed because you like to cuddle on weekends
  • But he makes up for it by coming home at 11am with Starbucks
  • Spending long nights in the studio with him
  • Shawn surprising you with weekend getaways
  • “I love that you’re my forever.” 
  • Always being Shawn’s plus one to events
  • Getting a cat together shortly after you’re married
  • Buying Shawn clothes
  • Cooking together
  • Him knowing everything about you 
  • All the scary, hard to love, messed up stuff
  • And still loving you anyway
  • Knowing what he’s like at two am when he’s worked hard all day
  • And what he’s like at two pm on a lazy Sunday
  • Knowing everything about him
  • Choosing to love each other daily
  • Choosing to love each other through all the gritty and hard stuff
  • Knowing that ring on his ring finger is for you
  • And that whenever he sees it he thinks of you
  • Having a sign that was a wedding gift: “The Mendes Family, est. 20__”
  • Wedding pictures in your living room
  • Pictures of the two of you and your families all over your house
  • Your house full of cute decorations that Shawn let you be in charge of 
  • Playfully arguing about who’s turn it was to clean the cat’s litter box
  • Sitting on your kitchen floor eating ice cream at 2am just because
  • Literally just getting to do life with your best friend
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Mystic Messenger x Cheese in the Trap Crossover

I (horribly) attempted to try and draw MM characters in one of my favorite art styles, which is Soonkki’s, who created the webtoon: Cheese in the Trap. I’m very influenced by their style, especially with how I draw eyes and expressions. So yeah, when I was playing through Zen and Jumin’s route, I can’t help but see some parallels between some MM characters and CiTT, so I’ve been wanting to try and draw them in Soonkki’s style for a while… but I kind of… butchered it lmao.

Taking a peek at the hoard of mlp-ocs I’ve got, seeing who needs more fleshing-out and who can tie in with who.  So far, we’ve got:

  • Presto Pronto, a Crystal Empire potter-and-painter, snagged from @techmomma
  • An unnamed sunset-colored changeling from @vividfizz
  • Bobbin Weave, a spunky young girl with a knack for teaching people how to box and a passion for mental health.
  • Moonbow, a member of the Canterlotian upper-middle class who unexpectedly inherited a title and lands in the Crystal Empire and has zero idea what she’s doing.
  • Space Case, a runaway artist from Canterlot who JUST WANTS TO LIVE HER OWN LIFE MOM JEEZ
  • Glass Pond, grabbed from the ever-lovely @melod-va .  Ain’t got a clue who she is or what she does yet.  But she’s super pretty.
  • Prima Diva, a Crystal Empire actress who the total sweetheart @azure-quill got me as a surprise gift, originally made by @vividfizz .
  • Raspberry Splash and her sisters, Honeysuckle Wreath and Penny Blossom.
  • Stagazer, from @vividfizz again.  I think she’s some sort of astronomy student.
  • Star Stream, another from @melod-va , who fit nicely in with Starscape, a former Night Guard who retired to be a sci-fi author, and his daughter Starbright, a pair of former-adoptables.  Not sure of her talent or hobbies yet, but she strikes me as a lil pessimistic and cynical.
  • Starstruck, adopted from @tambelon , who is a bright and cheery aspiring stage magician.  He’s Star Stream’s twin.
  • Sugar Cone, who I need to do more with.  Baker and dessert-maker in Baltimare.
  • Amber Melody, a former songstress of the Crystal Empire, who struggles with adjusting to the modern world on top of her own issues.
  • Truly Enchanted, a spellsmith who specializes in curse-breaking.

…For someone who’s been away from the fandom for a while, I sure have a lot of ocs.

EDIT HOLY CRAP I’M SORRY IT’S LIKE THREE AM BOBBIN WEAVE WAS PURCHASED FROM @bluebrush09arts

anonymous asked:

I've been vegan for twenty years. Back when all we had was homemade almond milk with Daiya (smells like a cats asshole) "cheese" I'm just soooooooooo amazed at what we have now. I just had a vegan cheesecake yo! A mother fucking vegan cheesecake. I'm so impressed at how far we've come

Wow, a real vegan veteran… I’ve been vegan about five years now and I’ve noticed how many more options we have now compared to when I started out, I can’t even imagine the extent to which that must be true for you. It really is all changing, and I for one can’t wait to see what’s available in another five years.

Which Doctor are you - autistic edition

So I bet you all Doctor Who fans have taken a personality quiz to see which Doctor you resemble the most, and they can be interesting but not very relatable, especially for autistic people like me. And I thought, well since I and a lot of other people think that the Doctor is autistic, let’s make a test like that, but with autistic traits! 

Now some of these come from canon facts and observations and headcanons, but some are completely arbitrary and random, so don’t take it too seriously. This is just for fun, not for careful character analyses. If you don’t match any of the answers, just pick one that is closest to the truth. Grab a piece of paper to write down your answer letters. And at the end of the test I have links to some autistic!Doctor headcanon posts, be sure to check them out. Have fun!

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Was it that bad?    

Actually, it was really just that first bite. Probably a burned chip or a weird concentration of spices. Once I mixed it up in the bowl a little more, it turned out fine. I’ll still never make frito pie with this kind of chili again, but it was an okay lunch.

Just stick with regular hormel canned chili for this.

Hope spun around with the delicate white hat in hand, already wearing his. Lightning just stared, completely unamused.

“Seriously?”

“We don’t have to buy them,” he said with a ridiculous grin on his face. “Let’s just get someone to take a picture. Please?”

She frowned, flicking one of the big, round ears on Hope’s head. “Your hat…is wearing a hat. You do know how silly that looks, right?”

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I thought I’d have to meet you,
my shining star, in the black,
dodge rocks and flames and emptiness
to see you smiling back.
But I see you now, my shining star,
your feet upon the sand;
can you fault me for the breath I took
when I finally touched your hand?
—  You may have fallen, darling, but you’re still bright enough to blind.
Is that your pulse I’m feeling, or have I recovered mine? 
s.s.

When someone makes a possessed family members gif set for Dean but leaves off Castiel when Dean literally spent most of the backend of S11 upset over this compared to the one episode he dealt with the other examples…

Originally posted by dean-sam-winchesterbros

  • Miraak: this ends here, Dragonborn!
  • Dragonborn: hold your dragons, I need to heal.
  • Miraak: what?
  • Dragonborn: yeah man i'm low on health let me just eat this cheese wheels 'k?
  • Miraak: wh
Homura babysitting, part one.
  • Mami: I know this is sudden but I need you to watch the kids for me.
  • Homura: ...How did you find out where I live?
  • Mami: That's not important but if you're not busy I'd like you to watch the kids while Sakura and I take care of some business.
  • Homura: Yeah, like hell I'm babysitting some-....
  • Homura: ...Wait.
  • Homura: Wait hang on, WHAT kids?
  • Nagisa: Hi lady!
  • Homura: Oh, her? Yeah, that shouldn't be too much of a prob-
  • Kyouko: Yo! Sorry I'm late but I brought the rest!
  • Homura: WAIT HOW MANY KIDS ARE YOU DUMPING ON ME HERE?
  • Yuma: Hello!
  • Homura: ...Wait, I've seen you before right?
  • Momo: Good afternoon miss.
  • Homura: ...Who's this?
  • Kyouko: This is my little sister. Introduce yourself properly Momo.
  • Momo: My name is Momo Sakura, miss.
  • Homura: Momo...? I thought...
  • Kyouko: You thought what?
  • Homura: But-... Didn't Momo, you know...?
  • Kyouko: We don't talk about that.
  • Homura: I'm pretty sure she's supposed to be dea-
  • Kyouko: ((Grabs Homura by the collar))
  • Kyouko: WE
  • Kyouko: DO NOT
  • Kyouko: TALK ABOUT THAT. UNDERSTAND?
  • Homura: Y-Yeah, I understand.
  • Kyouko: So, just watch over the kids until we get back alright?
  • Homura: Hey, how long are you two going to be?
  • Mami: Nagisa, make sure to listen to what big-sister Homura tells you okay?
  • Nagisa: Okay!
  • Homura: So you're just going to ignore me huh?
  • Kyouko: Oh yeah, and if anything happens to them while we're gone...
  • Kyouko: ((Cracks her knuckles))
  • Kyouko: I'm going to be really UPSET, you get me?
  • Homura: ....Yeah, I get you.
  • Mami: Ah, one more thing Akemi.
  • Homura: Yes?
  • Mami: You know that Kyouko will kill you if anything happens to Momo or Yuma right?
  • Homura: Yeah...?
  • Mami: She will literally kill you. I'm not exaggerating when I say that you will actually be murdered and you will seriously die.
  • Homura: YEAH, I GET IT!
  • Mami: Well, I just want you to know that I'm not like that.
  • Mami: ((Places her hand on Homura's shoulder))
  • Mami: If anything should happen to Nagisa I won't kill you...
  • Mami: ((Grips Homura's shoulder really hard))
  • Mami: I will just you WISH you were dead instead. Understand~?
  • Homura: Y-YES MA'AM I UNDERSTAND!
  • Mami: Good~!
  • Mami: ((Lets go of Homura's shoulder))
  • Mami: Well then, let's get going Sakura.
  • Kyouko: Right behind ya.
  • Homura: What have I gotten myself into...
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  • Homura: So. What the hell am I supposed to do now?
  • Nagisa: Let's play something! You wanna play hide and seek?
  • Homura: To be honest that sounds like a real hassl-
  • Nagisa: YOU'RE IT HOMURA! Count to 30 and try find us!
  • Kids: ((Scatter with the sort of military precision usually reserved for highly trained guerrilla troops))
  • Homura: God damn it...
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  • Madoka: Ah.
  • Sayaka: What's up?
  • Madoka: Suddenly I really hate hide and seek.
  • Sayaka: Oh.... kay?
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  • Homura: 28... 29... 30. Okay you little brats, here I come or whatever.
  • Homura: Let's see... I'll check the kitchen first.
  • Homura: ....Why is everything in the fridge on the floor?
  • Homura: OI, ARE YOU HIDING IN THE GODDAMN FRIDGE?
  • Nagisa: ....Noooooooooo?
  • Homura: .......
  • Homura: ..............Come out of there Nagisa.
  • Nagisa: Um, I can't.
  • Homura: Why not?
  • Nagisa: I dunno, I'm stuck! The fridge won't open!
  • Homura: Son of a...
  • Nagisa: Let m out Homura, it's cold!
  • Homura: Nah, I'm going to leave you in there for a while. That's what you get for being so stupid anyway.
  • Nagisa: YOU'RE SO MEAN!
  • Homura: Yeah, so what? What are YOU going to do about it?
  • Homura: ...Is someone shining a laser pointer at me? Alright, which one of you brats is-
  • Mami: ((Standing outside the kitchen window with a high powered sniper rifle))
  • Homura: ......
  • Mami: ......
  • Homura: ....... I thought you said you wouldn't kill me?
  • Mami: You won't die from this.
  • Homura: ......
  • Mami: .......
  • Homura: ......Yeah okay I'll let Nagisa out of the fridge.
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  • Homura: Is she just going to stalk me all day? I thought she was busy or something.
  • Nagisa: I can't believe you don't have any cheese in your fridge.
  • Homura: I can't believe you LOCKED YOURSELF IN A FRIDGE.
  • Nagisa: Rude.
  • Homura: You know where your friends are hiding?
  • Nagisa: Nope.
  • Homura: Damn.
  • Nagisa: Can I have some cheese?
  • Homura: You know I don't have cheese. You said so yourself.
  • Nagisa: ....So can I have some cheese?
  • Homura: I just you I don't HAVE any cheese!
  • Nagisa: I don't care if you have it or not, I want some cheese!
  • Homura: IF I DON'T HAVE ANY CHEESE HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO GIVE IT TO YOU?!
  • Nagisa: CHEESE! CHEEEEEESSSEEE!
  • Homura: GOD! ALRIGHT ALRIGHT FINE! Help me find the other little shits and I'll get you some damn cheese afterwards okay?!
  • Nagisa: Hooray!
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  • Homura: Yuma. What are you doing?
  • Yuma: .....
  • Homura: I know you're in there.
  • Yuma: .....
  • Homura: Yuma you don't even fit in that I can clearly see you.
  • Yuma: .....
  • Homura: LOOK, YOU CAN'T JUST PRETEND I HAVEN'T FOUND YOU AND THEN EXPECT IT TO WORK!
  • Homura: WHY THE HELL ARE YOU HIDING IN THE TRASH CAN ANYWAY?!
  • Yuma: My mama always said I was a useless piece of trash.
  • Homura: .........
  • Homura: Um.
  • Homura: Well.... you're not. So get out of there.
  • Yuma: I think I'm stuck.
  • Homura: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU KIDS?! HOW DO YOU KEEP GETTING INTO PLACES YOU CAN'T GET OUT OF?!
  • Homura: IT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE, IF YOU GOT IN THEN SURELY YOU THINK YOU COULD GET OUT!
  • Yuma: It smells in here.
  • Homura: IT'S A TRASH CAN WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?!
  • Yuma: It's really cramped.
  • Homura: I hate you. I hate you so much kid.
  • Yuma: That's okay. My mama hates me too.
  • Homura: .......
  • Homura: Look, don't try to guilt me or anything alright? It's annoying and it won't work.
  • Yuma: I'm hungry.
  • Nagisa: I'm hungry too, I want some cheese.
  • Homura: WHAT DID I JUST SAY ABOUT THE CHEESE?!
  • Nagisa: Um...
  • Homura: ((Mentally screaming))
  • Yuma: I'm stuck.
  • Homura: YES. I KNOW. GOD. GOD DAMN IT.
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  • Madoka: Ah.
  • Sayaka: What is it now Madoka?
  • Madoka: Little kids.... shouldn't play in trash cans.
  • Sayaka: Um, duh?
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  • Homura: Okay, can you lift your arms? I'm going to pull you out.
  • Homura: Ready? One... two... THREE!
  • Yuma: OW OW OW!
  • Homura: Deal with it, I'm going to pull again.
  • Yuma: NO! I DON'T WANT TO, IT HURTS!
  • Homura: Listen you little shit, I don't care if it hurts or not because this is the only way you're getting out of there. Now gimme your arms again!
  • Yuma: AH! HELP! HELP!
  • Kyouko: ((Kicks through the wall)) WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?!
  • Kyouko: HOMURA AKEMI ARE YOU TRYING TO SHOVE YUMA INTO A TRASH CAN?
  • Homura: What? NO! I'm trying to get her out!
  • Yuma: Kyouko! It's cramped and it smells in here!
  • Homura: Wait, I can explain everythOOF
  • Kyouko: ((Slugs Homura in the face))
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  • Homura: I hate you.
  • Yuma: It's not my fault.
  • Homura: YES. YES IT IS.
  • Nagisa: I want cheese.
  • Homura: SERIOUSLY CAN YOU NOT GO FOR LIKE, FIVE MINUTES WITHOUT ASKING FOR CHEESE?!
  • Yuma: I want chocolate!
  • Homura: ALL OF YOU ZIP IT AND HELP ME FIND MOMO
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  • Homura: Momo? Are you in here? This is my room you know so you better not be in here!
  • Homura: If you come out now I won't be angry but if I have to look for you and find you then I will be very, very upset. MOMO!
  • Yuma: Check the closet.
  • Nagisa: Mami said that Kyouko is stuck in the closet all the time so maybe Momo is in there too!
  • Homura: I-.... wow, okay.
  • Homura: ((Opens the closet))
  • Homura: Nope, not here.
  • Nagisa: Let's check under the bed!
  • Yuma: Yeah, my daddy hides all sorts of things under his bed!
  • Homura: Please do not tell me what sort of things are under your dad's bed.
  • Yuma: Lots of magazines of naked girls.
  • Homura: WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME AFTER I JUST ASKED YOU NOT TO?!
  • Homura: ((Sighs))
  • Homura: Alright, let's check under the bed....
  • Momo: ((Reading something under the bed))
  • Momo: Oh, hi!
  • Homura: Alright kids, game over. Get out from under there.
  • Momo: ((Crawls out))
  • Homura: Hey, what's that you're holding?
  • Momo: It's a comic I found under your bed!
  • Homura: Under my... NO DON'T LOOK AT THAT!
  • Momo: Hey! Hey! What are these two ladies doing?
  • Homura: UH- UM...
  • Yuma: Daddy has these sorts of things under his bed too!
  • Momo: Wow, really?
  • Homura: THAT'S A LIE! What your dad has is just porn but THIS is completely different! This is uh, this is clearly much more deep and meaningful than that. In actual fact, you could even say that it's like art or-
  • Nagisa: Doesn't the ladies in this book look a lot like you and Madoka?
  • Homura: -must judge a work by more than the sum of it's individual components because asdfdgfhgjkhlhjhfgdgsfasgdhgj TTTHAAAAATTTT'S JUST A COINCIDENCE!
  • Momo: Some of these pages are sticky.
  • Homura: DON'T TOUCH MY PORN MOMO
  • Kyouko: ((Slams down through the ceiling))
  • Kyouko: WHO IS THE SICK PERVERT GIVING MY LITTLE SISTER PPPPPOOOOOOORRRRRRRRNNNNNNN?!
  • Homura: ((Already mid-way climbing out the window))
  • Kyouko: ((Pulls Homura back in))
  • Kyouko: I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU THIS TIME AKEMI, YOU'RE ACTUALLY GOING TO DIE!
  • Nagisa: Oh look, there's more magazines over here.
  • Kyouko: SAY YOUR PRAYERS BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SEND YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL!
  • Momo: Oh look, there's some about big-sis and her blue haired friend!
  • Kyouko: .......
  • Kyouko: Confiscated ((snatches doujin out of Momo's hands))
  • Momo: Aw, don't be mean!
  • Kyouko: I'll let you live THIS time Akemi! But if you screw up again you're dead mean, you're toast!
  • Kyouko: ((Breaks a window and jumps out))
  • Homura: COULD YOU AT LEAST COME AND GO WITHOUT CAUSING PROPERTY DAMAGE?!
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  • Nagisa: Homura! What should we play next?
  • Homura: Go play something by yourselves you three, I'm completely tired.
  • Nagisa: Okay!
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  • Nagisa: How could you do this to me?! How could you do this to US?!
  • Yuma: Baby please, a girl has needs and you're just not meeting them!
  • Momo: Sorry lady, your just a girl but Yuma needs a real woman to satisfy her.
  • Homura: Okay, what?
  • Homura: Hold it, hold up. What are you three doing?
  • Momo: We're playing house!
  • Homura: I-...
  • Homura: WHAT SORT OF HOUSE IS THIS?!
  • Yuma: My house.
  • Homura: ...Ouch.
  • Homura: Wow. Not okay, that is NOT cool.
  • Homura: Can't you play house normally? That's not how I remember how house was played when was little.
  • Nagisa: Oh! Oh! I know exactly what you mean Homura!
  • Nagisa: Okay, so I'll just lie down here... And Yuma, can you stand over me like- yeah, like that.
  • Nagisa: Okay, now put your arms out Yuma.
  • Yuma: Like this?
  • Nagisa: No, towards me. Yeah, that's it.
  • Nagisa: ((Grabs Yuma's arms))
  • Nagisa: IT'S AIYO!
  • Homura: ASDSFGDHFJ
  • Homura: NAGISA MOMOE, DO NOT!
  • Nagisa: .....Throw souls?
  • Homura: THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT, OKAY?
  • Momo: Oh, I think I know what she means!
  • Momo: Since you're already lying down Nagisa I'll just get on top of you like this and-
  • Homura: What are you doing?
  • Momo: We're playing house like in your comics Homura!
  • Yuma: Hot.
  • Homura: No. No. Do not re-enact my MadoHomu doujins please. That's just weird and wrong.
  • Kyouko: ((Bursts through house on a bulldozer)) MOOOOMMMOOOOO!
  • Mami: ((Rips off the entire roof of Homura's house with a blimp and rappels down)) NAAAGGGGIIISSSAAAA!
  • Homura: OH COME ON, REALLY!?
  • Mami: HOMURA AKEMI, WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS LEWDNESS?!
  • Kyouko: FORCING LITTLE KIDS TO ACT OUT YOUR SICK TWISTED SEX FANTASIES IS COMPLETELY WRONG YOU PERVERt!
  • Homura: I DIDN'T EVEN WANT THEM TOO! THEY DID IT BY THEMSELVES! I WANT THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT THEY'RE DOING, I WANT THEM TO STOP!
  • Mami and Kyouko: TIRO LANCIA!
  • Homura: USING BATTLE PENTAGRAM SPECIALS IS AGAINST THE RULES!
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  • Nagisa: I'm hungry, can I have some cheese?
  • Homura: SERIOUSLY, DO YOU EVER SHUT UP ABOUT CHEESE?! DAMN YOU AND YOUR GOD DAMNED CHEESE!
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  • Madoka: Suddenly I really hate cheese.

anonymous asked:

Greetings Sherrilock! I have been perusing your ring musings with much interest. In total agreement. Elementary indeed! If I am not mistaken, Sam also manages a sneaky look at the ring at around 5:40 on the video (Cait is talking about books she has received for Xmas) & there is something about the way he looks at her afterwards. Its fleeting but I think there's some kind of recognition there. Let me know what you think. You are the big cheese afterall. I'm just the sidekick... ;-) Yours, Watson

Hiya Watson!  First things first:  You are NOT my sidekick.  Equal partners in this.  After all, you got me my name.  

Second:  OMG!!!!!!   You are right!  I have a million screen grabs of that 5 seconds.  Get ready!!!!


He spends time looking at it the ring.

Then he closes his eyes for a little while.  He is thinking about something here for sure.

He opens his eyes and looks at her.  We have seen this look before.  Lots of times.  I’m a little embarrassed to be staring at this.  SEXXXAAAY!

He continues looking at her like this and she turns and looks right back at him.

Dang this is HAWT!


Great eye Watson!  Thank you so much for bringing that to our attention!

eleanora-chan  asked:

I don't know if anyone has done this before but I'm just thinking, what if the cheese obsession was originally a coping mechanism for Plagg after he had to move on from one of his partners who was probably involved with cheese in his life (like Marinette's parents run a bakery), over the years the memory got dulled so only the memory of cheese being important remains

It could be, but we don;t know very much about the Kwami. It would add a bit of past and depth to Plaggs character!