what if i did this with all the characters omg

The Report

As @hyacinth-pierce asks you questions, I will be taking submissions or messages of what you would like your character to be doing. Since I’ll be ‘live tweeting’, I’ll be saying things like “Omg blah blahs dress is AMAZING!” or “omg did blah blah just fall?”. Silly stuff like that. I will also be tweeting things you don’t send me. I may see an answer posted and decide to comment on it. I recommend putting #BTS on notifications during this process. Thanks! (All posts will be tagged with 'bts report’)

Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)
  • Dad: Why the hell did you put a comma there?
  • Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
  • Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
  • Dad: Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
  • Dad: Hey are you awak? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
  • Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
  • Dad: I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
  • Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
  • Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
  • Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
  • Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
  • Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
  • Dad: *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
  • Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
  • Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
  • Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
  • Dad: I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
  • Dad: Fuck the government.
  • Dad: Fuck the school board.
  • Dad: Close the door.
  • Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
  • Dad: I love puns.
  • Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
  • Dad: Please shut up.
  • Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
  • Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
  • Dad: I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
  • Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
  • Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
  • Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
  • Dad: If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
  • Dad: They act like I care what they think.
  • Dad: I hate homework.
  • Dad: I have decided to become a politician.
  • Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.

So I have a question

So far, the pattern seems to be that there are three important characters from each year:

  • Whiskey, Tango, Ford
  • Edit: The Frogs OKAY I’m SORRY I forgot them
  • Bitty, Ollie, Wicks (relatively important, I mean. They have names at least)
  • Lardo, Ransom, Holster 
  • And then just Jack and Shitty. 

So here’s the question; what happened to Jack and Shitty’s third guy? Is there some kind of symbolism to it being just the two of them? Did they kill and eat him?? Run him off the team??? What happened!  

Requested By Anon


Y/N has created a chatroom.

Y/N has invited Tony, Clint.

Y/N: Do you ever wonder if you’re not real?

Y/N: What if we’re just movie characters?

Y/N: What if we’re comic book characters?

Y/N: WHAT IF PIETRO DIED BECAUSE THE DIRECTOR NEEDED SOMETHING TO SHOCK THE VIEWERS? WHY DID HE DIE? I’VE BEEN THINKING, HE COULD HAVE JUST CAUGHT ALL THE DAMN BULLETS ARE YOU KIDDING ME

Tony: WHAT IF YOU CALM DOWN FOR A SECOND?!

Tony: We are real.

Clint: Stop spending so much time with Wade. He’s not good for you.

Y/N: But Wade has a point!

Y/N: I swear…  When I helped Wade track down Francis, at one point I saw words floating in the air… Subtitles? Credits?

Clint: Y/N, SNAP OUT OF IT. WE. ARE. REAL.

Y/N: OMG WHAT IF THIS IS FANFICTION LIKE THE TYPE I READ ON TUMBLR

Tony: You have Tumblr? What’s your blog? I’ll follow you.

Clint: WHO DO THE TUMBLR PEOPLE SHIP ME WITH

Y/N: Oh my god. I… Am… Different people? DEPENDING ON WHO’S READING

Tony has added Wade.

Tony: WHAT DID YOU DO TO Y/N?! THEY’RE BROKEN!

Wade: I just revealed the truth. Helped them realize. Hello, readers. How are you? Looking beautiful as always.

Clint: I’m starting to see it too…

Tony: See what?!

Clint: I HAVE NO BODY I AM JUST WORDS

Wade: I once had no body. When I blew myself up.

Y/N: AT LEAST YOU’RE ONE PERSON

Wade: Ohhhh this is great. Why didn’t I do this sooner?

Nat has joined the chat.

Nat: Why is Clint panicking? I can’t understand what he’s saying.

Y/N: WE’RE NOT REAL

Y/N: THIS EXPLAINS WHY CLINT HAS A FARM!

Clint: WHERE IS MY FARM ALL I SEE IS WORDS AND SOMEONE LOOKING AT ME FROM ABOVE WHO ARE YOU

Clint: They’re kinda cute.

Wade: Kinda? No. VERY cute.

Y/N: THAT’S ME

Clint: WHAT

Tony: Nat, get them to calm down.

Tony: Wade, FIX THIS.

Tony has added Bruce.

Tony: Please get a sedative for Clint and Y/N.

Bruce: Fourth wall breaking? I thought it was a myth!

Wade: I am living proof. I have been trying to show you people but do you ever listen to me?

Bruce: This is amazing! My theory is true, then!

Tony: Oh not you too.

Nat: Clint is lying on the floor. I don’t know what to do. He won’t calm down. It’s like he can’t see anything but his phone.

Y/N: Who am I? WHY IS MY NAME Y/N?

Clint: IS IT PRONOUNCED “YIN” OR “WHY SLASH EN???!?” WHAT DO I CALL YOU

Y/N: WHAT DO I CALL MYSELF

Tony: Wade. I am going to kill you.

Bruce: He can’t die.

Bruce: But if what’s happening is true, I’ll just ask the author to kill him.

Wade: I’ll just ask Clint to kill you.

Bruce: Clint can’t kill me nor would he even try.

Wade: Hahahahahaahahaahahahahahahahaha good one.

Wade has left the chat.

Clint: I see so many capitalized words. This is hell.

Clint: I hear music WHERE IS IT COMING FROM

Y/N: Don’t worry, it’s just the Author listening to music while typing this.

Nat: I can hear music too…

Tony: nO NOT YOU TOO NAT

Bruce: I must document everything! THIS IS SO EXCITING!

Tony: Bruce. Brucie. Our green rage monster. Can you fangirl over science another time?

Bruce: I’m sorry Tony, but this is so rare! Who knows when this will be requested again?

Tony: Requested…?

Bruce: Interesting. You’re unaffected. Either the Author chose this or your big ego is serving as a wall against it.

Tony: BRUCE

Bruce: It’s true though.

Tony: …Yeah.

Nat: Why is my name Nat in all the chats?!

Y/N: WELCOME TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE FOURTH WALL. WE HAVE CONFUSION

Clint: WHY IS NAT TAKING THIS BETTER THAN ME

Nat has changed Nat to Natasha.

Y/N: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

Steve has joined the chat.

Steve: What’s going on? I’m seeing floating words… Sam is talking to someone called the Reader?

Bruce: Interesting. The more Nat, Clint and Y/N notice and change things, the more the “fourth wall” breaks. Soon our world will cease to be. All will be left is the Chat and our painful awareness of it.

Tony: Can we stop it?!

Bruce: I don’t know… This is different from what Wade experiences. He’s aware but this is… something else.

Y/N: WHY WAS I NOT IN THE CIVIL WAR MOVIE?!? RUDE

Pietro has joined the chat.

Pietro: I feel you.

Pietro has left the chat.

Natasha: Wait… If Pietro died… How is he alive now?

Clint: Avengers Chatroom: Inquisitive. He was resurrected there with no mention of how. Ever since then he’s been appearing even though the chats aren’t connected aside for some references.

Bruce: AMAzing YES CLINT TELL ME MORE

Clint: what the… Calm down.

Bruce: Sorry… I’m just so excited! You’re entering the other chats!

Bucky has joined the chat.

Bucky: Why am I not paired with Y/N?

Steve: This is a crackfic gone wrong.

Y/N: DO YOU READ FANFICTION, STEVE

Y/N: HUH?!

Tony: Can you all just STOP TALKING AND LET ME THINK?! Do any of you not understand how bad this is?! We need to fix it!

Y/N: you know what’s weird?

Clint: What?

Y/N: Soon we’ll have two Sherlocks. Tony is one as he’s played by RDJ. Benedict is going to be Dr. Strange. Maybe then the mystery of WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO PEPPER POTTS can finally be solved.

Clint: OMG

Tony has added Thor, Vision.

Tony: Are you two being effected by the fourth wall breaking?

Vision: No. Everything is normal for us.

Thor: We are too mighty to be effected.

Natasha: Or maybe you’re just not worthy.

Thor: We are worthy!

Y/N: … Do you think we can change the plot to make ourselves be worthy now?

Natasha: Exactly what I was thinking!

Thor: NO LADY NATASHA, GIVE ME BACK MJOLNIR!

Natasha: NO, THE AUTHOR DEEMS ME WORTHY!

Tony: Can I be worthy too?

Natasha: No.

Natasha: Farewell, I’m off to rule Asgard!

Thor: LADY NATASHA PLEASE

Thor: DO NOT DO THIS

Natasha: I’m kidding, Thor.

Thor: I knew that…

Y/N: No you didn’t.

Tony: Vision, any ideas on how we can stop this?

Vision: Perhaps we contact this Author that everyone is mentioning?

Tony: Right, but how?

Vision: I have an idea. I will tell you in person.

Bucky: DON’T TAKE AWAY OUR FUN

Tony: What fun?! Clint almost lost his mind! Our world is breaking apart, or at least for you guys. Those of us who aren’t experiencing this will be fine. Do you want me to leave you as just a pile of words?! And of course, our dear Captain isn’t doing anything about this. Just leave it to one of the geniuses to solve, right?

Steve: Dang, Tony. You really need to calm down.

Tony: I AM CALM

Steve: …

Y/N: Dang son!

Clint: Dang, language!

Y/N: Dang, I can do this all day!

Clint:  He’s my friend, dang!

Y/N: Well dang, it’s been a long day.

Clint: Dang, Bucky?!

Natasha: You know… If Bucky wasn’t wearing his goggles when I shot him, he would have died.

Steve: It’s a good thing Hydra takes fashion so seriously.

Bucky: I thought they dressed me like that to hide my identity and for protection?

Natasha: You looked like you were modelling!

Steve: That walk…

Natasha: And the hair!

Y/N: another movie I was not in!

Clint: Me too :(

Tony has added The Author.

Tony: Hi there. Please fix this.

The Author: Nah

Tony: PLEASE

The Author: Kidding! The chat’s not over YET though so in a bit.

Tony: Wait, prove that you’re actually “the author”!

The Author: … How?

Tony: OH YOU KNOW HOW

Y/N: What is happening nOW

Natasha: Good question.

Bruce: I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY BROUGHT THE AUTHOR HERE, TONY. HOW DID YOU MANAGE THIS?!

Tony: I’m waiting.

The Author: I’m sorry, Steve.

Steve: What?

Steve: My name is Steven Grant Rogers and I sometimes watch Bucky while he sleeps. He looks so peaceful. Safe. I tear up. Every time. My precious Bucky.

Bucky: WHAT IS THIS

Tony: MORE!

Natasha: Not surprising.

Thor: I am shocked…

Steve: MY SERUM BRINGS ALL THE HYDRA TO THE BASE AND THEY’RE LIKE, DANG Mission Report: December 16th, 1991.

Vision: … I think I heard Wanda calling me.

Vision has left the chat.

Steve: Please, no more!

The Author: BLAME TONY

Tony: … MORE MORE MORE!

Steve: ONE TIME WHEN NATASHA WASN’T AROUND I PRETENDED TO BE HER JUST TO FEEL WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE SUCH A BADASS BUT THEN BRUCE WALKED IN AND I JUST WHISPERED… “HEY BIG GUY.” I WAS TOO IN CHARACTER. IT WAS TOO LATE. I HAD SAID IT. AND WINKED.

Y/N: DANG STEVE

The Author: And you’re very out of character now.

Natasha: I’m going to pretend none of this happened.

Bucky: With you on that.

Bucky has left the chat.

Natasha has left the chat.

Bruce: The hulk is suffering from second hand embarrassment.

Bruce has left the chat. 

Thor: Steve… Did you really do that?

Steve: Of course not! I’m being controlled to say all of this.

Tony: I think that’s enough now, thank you. You’ve made my life. I can die in peace.

Tony: Can you fix this now?

The Author: It’s fixed.

Tony: it was that easy, really?!

The Author: I AM The Author.

Steve: Are you sure you’re a genius, Tony?

Y/N: DANG STEVE

The Author: DANG STEVE

Clint: DANG STEVE

Steve: REALLY? THE AUTHOR TOO?!

The Author: ily

Steve: What?

The Author: What?

Y/N: Same

Clint: Can I name the chat?!

Tony: No! I want to name it, “Tony Stark Is Amazing and Hot.”

Steve: Why don’t we let the reader name it?

The Author: Good idea. What would you like to name it?

Clint: Why can’t I name it?

Steve: We all know why.

The Author: Well, dang. I should go. This turned out crazier than expected. Thank you for reading. I think you’re wonderful. ily <3. Bye!

The Author has left the chat.

Clint: Y/N

Y/N: CLINT

Clint: Let’s go abuse our fourth wall breaking power before we lose it!

Y/N: Good idea!

Steve: No! That is a bad idea!

Clint: WHAT WAS THAT STEVE? WE CAN’T HEAR YOU

Steve: YOU ARE READING THIS

Clint: I’M DEAF

Clint has left the chat.

Y/N has left the chat.

Steve has left the chat.

Tony: This will be fun to witness.

Tony has left the chat.

Thor: What is going on with these midgardians?

Thor has left the chat.

Sam has joined the chat.

Sam has added Wanda, Scott, T’Challa, Peter.

Sam: I told you! I was right.

Wanda: This explains why Clint and Y/N were acting so strange.

T’Challa: But aren’t you, Y/N?

Wanda: Me?

T’Challa: No. Not you.

Peter: So if they’re Y/N… Can we just address them as Y/N to make it easier?

Scott: Can I just say, Y/N, it is so great to finally meet you!

Scott: Even though I can’t actually meet you, there’s a screen separating us.

Scott: But it is an honor.

Scott: I think you’re a lovely person.

Scott: Wow.

Sam: Man, stop fangirling. You’re going to scare them away! But yeah, we think you’re pretty amazing.

Wanda: I think I love you? Is that too much?

Sam: Me?

T’Challa: No, she means the reader.

Peter: Denied.

T’Challa: You are always welcome to Wakanda if you can find a way to come to this side.

Peter: Are you smiling? I hope you are.

Scott: STOP FLIRTING THEY COULD BE OLDER THAN YOU

Peter: I’m not flirting! They just have a really beautiful smile!

Wanda: We should go now.

T’Challa: I agree. We hope you have a lovely day… Or night. This is really confusing to me.

Scott: We can’t tell because we’re in here.

Sam: Goodbye, Y/N!

Sam has left the chat.

Wanda has left the chat.

T’Challa has left the chat.

Peter has left the chat.

Scott: I REALLY THINK YOU’RE GREAT

Scott has left the chat.

Opinionated Riverdale Highlights

Episode 11:

•Who else wanted to slap Cole/Jughead with the whole “slit your wrists in a good way” thing? Like boy why did you agree to say that?

•Alice my queen, why you gotta do FP like that? Also who called you in the restroom?

•Betty I know your mom can be a bitch, but you better start showing some damn respect for the women.

•Veronica I think you need to know the definition of friendship.

•Archie my boy, stay away from relationships you really need to take time for yourself after all you’ve been through.

•Jughead my oblivious lil bean your dads kinda involved and wants to flee, he loves you tho.

•Joavin? Yeah it was hard to remember a moment since they weren’t really granted one, way to go there writers.

•Josie and the Pussycats who? Oh they sang a song to “fulfill” some of they’re Screentime.

•Hermione needs to swim to surface she’s too deep in denial.

•FP you’re being framed my man. (okay I kinda think maybe Joaquin rated him out so he can live happily ever after with Kevin).

•Sheriff is that really how you search? That’s terrible, a search warrant doesn’t require you to fuck up somebody’s property unless you have already found something beforehand and you got nothing but a call you lousy cop.

•I get the arrest I do. But really just for a gun? Like our constitutional right to bear arms in our own property??

•Polly my dear why the hell would you drink something given to you by the Blossoms it’s like you’re asking for death.

•Someone get Cheryl a therapist pronto.

•Hades called, he wants the Blossoms back.

•And omg who knew The Blossoms were such Beauty & The Beast fans with the whole East/West wing don’t cross thing.

•And omg Clifford wears wig what a loser, did you see how offended he got when Polly caught him?

•Hal I hate your guts and hope you choke on that peach pie.

•Mary why you gotta do Fred like that,
I get it your a mom, but seriously where have you been for Archie all this time to make such requests.

•FP & Fred should run away together.

•Also Reggie is nonexistent in Riverdale at the moment. (I don’t wanna hear any of the Ross was busy bs).

•A Homecoming dance that only includes certain characters even though Jughead specifically narrated that ‘everyone’ shows up.

•Oh and RAS i know a couple fic writers who would have written this better. Boom! *mic drop*

***Feel free to add on***

anonymous asked:

so, funny story.... I started playing Mystic Messenger... Ended up on Zen's route.... and now I find I cant move on to a new play through?!?!? Like, I want to?!?!? But Ive become too loyal to him to move on?!?! How?!?!

“Argh! Why are you so adorable?  I swear if you get any cuter I don’t think I could control myself and…ahem! Jagiya, it doesn’t matter which route you choose in life, you’ll always have me in your heart and I’ll have you in mine.  You probably won’t find anyone as perfect and beautiful as me, but I’m the lucky one for having you in my life even if it was for a short while.  Here’s a selfie just for you!” 

“Saranghae”

…..

Please excuse RFA Host Zen. Now for the serious reply!  First and foremost: OMIGOSH I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND HOW YOU FEEL!!! Zen was my first route too but dont tell him that we dont need the increased narcissism

There is really no easy way to get over ‘first route blues’ and that feeling of betraying your love v__v  Perhaps you could try not playing for a few days or so? OR you could change your in-game name? (i did this). That way you trick your feelings and conscience into thinking that you’re a different person for this route, and the other person is still with the character whose route you completed~ :D I’m not gonna lie its still hard not to get their hearts in chats T__T  What also made me feel better is replaying my fav characters route after completing all the rest~  I do hope you feel better! All mm fans know this feeling so you’re not alone!   Feel free to chat with Zen here anytime you want!

 Admin Nana.

Second time out/back from seeing Beauty and the Beast **SPOILERS ABOUND**

(aka bear with me b/c this review is a week and a half late and I can actually comment on stuff I loved throughout it. It might end up being long af so I’m sorry in advance bc I talk about when everyone got cast too. This is probably filled with typos.)

PPS: I am the minority who loved it deeply, and don’t have nothing to complain about. Except a few words on the group of people who sat beside me tonight and would not shut up during Evermore and the transformation scene aka MY MOST FAVOURITE DISNEY KISS EVER)

So lets get down to it. I LOVED this movie the first time I saw it. As I have stated numerous times through tags. Ill be real here I was skeptical as hell about this being turned into a LA remake. But as the casting was announced my worries went away completely?

BECAUSE JESUS CHRIST WHAT A FABULOUS CAST! I don’t even know who to start with honestly? All of them ARE JUST SO GOOD???

We’ll just start with the most obvious choice (and the one who had the most flack after being cast)

And that is the absolute wonder and light of my life DAN FUCKING STEVENS

BECAUSE THIS GUY. OMG. ANYTHING HE DID IN THIS MOVIE JUST…BLEW. ME. THE. FUCK. AWAY??? And I’m just so grateful and forever indebted to him for bringing quite possibly the best reinterpretation of the Beast/Adam to life. Like honestly the Beast is my favourite character ever he has been since I was 5 and I just…NO AMOUNT OF WORDS COULD DESCRIBE IT. (actually I have TONS of words and i’ll get more into this later) but I’m moving on for now.

Emma Thompson I love Emma T so much I have since forever and she’s so charming and soft hearted as Mrs Potts. Say what you will about the accents used in this movie I loved that she was English….

And Luke Evans I knew about him prior to this and vaguely, through watching him in The Hobbit and that god awful movie version of the Three Musketeers (same can be said for Dan, b/c before I watched some of his other stuff I had only know him from Night at the Museum 3)

Anyway…

Luke brought such a great energy to this character and I loved how Gaston started out as an okay dude but slowly dissented into his villainy? The way he portrayed this was astounding b/c as soon as the script called for the change up he handled it with such ease? And wow I just love Gaston so much in this movie.

Josh Gad we gotta talk about FUCKING JOSH GAD I’m not getting into the knitty gritty of things since its not my place to comment on such but I LOVED HIM IN THIS ROLE SO MUCH MORE THAN I LOVED HIM IN FROZEN? He’s so hilarious.  AND HIS LINES WERE A+++

He just brought so much classiness to LeFou and he just made him so likable?  and the fact that HE FOUGHT TO KEEP IN THE SNOWMAN GAG FROM THE ORIGINAL VERSION. I honestly hope they give me all the deleted scenes from this movie.

FUCKING EWAN MCGREGOR AND SIR IAN MCKELLEN AS COGSWORTH AND LUMIERE I just WOW WHAT A GREAT ACTING COMBO (aka all ive ever wanted from the remains of my dull life.)

AND AUDRA MCDONALD AS GARDEROBE AND STANLEY ‘ACTUAL KING OF EVERYTHING HE IS IN’ TUCCI as a sassy piano THAT WAS LITERALLY CREATED FROM SCRATCH FOR HIM? (more on these two later as well because omg they are everything to me and stole my heart??)

AND KEVIN  FUCKING  KLINE omg I loved him so much in this movie just PERFECT honestly.

I’m trying to keep this short so I can move on to my next bunch of thoughts. And not just yap about the casting. (Bullet points listed below, bc I’m getting into the changes) And to begin:

THE SCENARY AND CGI IN THIS MOVIE WERE FUCKING ASTOUNDING? I DIED? IT WAS BEAUTIFUL, say what you want about what the beast looked like. Dan Stevens exhausted himself entirely for 2-3 months just to make the beast into a computer animated caricature. AND I LOVED THE ANIMATION ON THE CASTLE STAFF? I also really loved the backstories for everyone it just filled in so much that I found lacking in the original. Just everything that filled in all the plotholes were A++

  • THE PROLOGUE and it being narrated by the ENCHANTRESS.(Side note: I loved the technicalities and consequences with this new curse)
  • DAN STEVENS GRACING ME WITH HIS FAB TALENT AND NOT SAYING A THING DURING SAID PROLOGUE AND JUST LAUGHING EVILLY AND YET FLAWLESSLY GETTING THE POINT ACROSS THAT THE PRINCE BEFORE MEETING BELLE WAS AN ABSOLUTE PANSY ASS DICK? Also him in the black get up with the black swan make up?? a lookTM
  • THE CLOSE UPS OF GARDEROBE AND CADENZA AND THEIR LITTLE DOGGO FRU FRU BEFORE THE CASTLE IS CHANGED INTO OBJECTS?? THE FACT THAT FRU FRU IS THEIR DOG?  
  •  THAT WHOLE OPENING SEQUENCE IS INTENSE AS HELL
  • Omg when Gaston stepped on Belle’s cabbages THERE WERE LIKE 3-4 KIDS THAT GASPED. It made me smile omg.
  • When Maurice and Phillipe were heading out of town and in the woods heading to the castle. One child was like “aww look at the horsey” I mean…
  • WHEN MAURICE IS IN THE CASTLE AND MEETS CHIP everyone laughed like honestly I was blessed with actually being a a cinema room full of people that laughed and reacted to stuff b/c last week when I went there were crickets, some child mad an off hand comment later on in the movie when Beast invites Belle to dinner and he does the smileTM I kid you not I heard “look his tiny teeth” I love his tiny fangs so much hes just so awkwardly endearing altogether.
  • OKAY OKAY OKAY SO WHEN BELLE HEADS UP TO THE CASTLE TO FIND HER DADDO AND SHES AT THE CELL IM PRETTY SURE THEY PLAY THE SCORE TO EVERMORE? its like lowkey but I NOTICED IT AND IT WAS GLORIOUS.
  • all the songs in this movie and the additional lyrics woven into the film added 30 years to my life.
  • THE WHOLE “GASTON” NUMBER WAS FABULOUS AND EVERYTHING AND MORE ITS BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL VERSION THAT WHOLE MOMENT WHEN THEY BREAK TO CLAP AND STOP ON THE TABLE AND THE FACT THAT THE SCORE FOR THAT BIT SOUNDS LIKE A CAVALRY CHARGE AND THE WHOLE “SAY IT AGAIN” BIT AFTER THE “I USE ANTLERS IN ALL OF MY DECORATING” LINE.
  • BUT LIKE THERE IS MORE BECAUSE OMG THEY GAVE COGSWORTH STUFF TO SING DURING “BE OUR GUEST” INSTEAD OF JUST “SOMETHING THERE”. LIKE THE ONLY OTHER TIME HE SINGS IS IN THE ORIGINAL DURING “HUMAN AGAIN” I love the flawless smooth transition from SIR IAN MCKELLEN belting out the COURSE BY COURSE bit of that verse and Ewan being like ONE BY ONE immediately after? honestly I always fist bump during that moment when I listen to the soundtrack. AND THE WHOLE NUMBER IN THE MOVIE IS JUST SOO GREAT. I love my crotchety old clock and dramatically extra candlestick. the best BROTP.
  • Ok, so the people I sat beside started laughing during little Adam’s part in Days In the Sun and omg I was off hand annoyed because it ruined my chance to start the water works even though I still cried.
  • BEAST TRASHING ON ROMEO AND JULIET WILL FOREVER BE ICONIC to me I LOVE WELL READ BEAST SO MUCH I’m tired of the ‘but I wish he would have stayed illiterate’ statements.
  •  EVERYONE. AND WHEN I SAY EVERYONE I MEAN EVERYONE ERRUPTED INTO LAUGHTER WHEN BEAST HAULED THAT BIG ASS SNOWBALL AT BELLE’S HEAD.
  • ALSO any time Beast gave Belle his little smiles??? they were so pure and cute
  • So seeing this movie a second time the yellow dress discourse is quiet frankly ?? to me I loved it AND I LOVE THE FACT THAT DAN STEVENS MADE THE BEAST UTTERLY DISTRESSED OVER ASKING HER FOR A DANCE IN THE BALLROOM? (THAT WHOLE SEQUENCE IS SO FUCKING GORGEOUS)
  • LIKE…I JUST LOVE HOW MUCH LIFE AND PERSONALITY AND 3 DIMENSIONALISM HE GAVE HIM B/C I WILL BE TALKING ABOUT THIS PORTRAYAL UNTIL IM DEAD AND IN THE GROUND.
  • Which brings me to the make up scene everyone laughed and I almost could not stop laughing at the scene change.
  • Emma Thompson’s version of Beauty and the Beast is so wonderful. I love it.
  • THE FIRST TIME I HEARD EVERMORE IN THE MOVIE I WAS STUNNED INTO SILENCE AND JUST DAN STEVENS AGAIN GRACING ME WITH SUCH RAW EMOTION AND TALENT. SIGH I JUST LOVE THAT WHOLE SEQUENCE, I WOULD HAVE LOVED IT EVEN MORE HAD I BEEN REALLY INTO THE SECOND TIME SEEING IT BUT ALAS THE PERSON BESIDE ME WAS LAUGHING AND I WAS JUST LIKE… RUDE. HONESTLY THOUGH THE PAIR OF PIPES DAN STEVENS HAS HE HAS SUCH A BEAUTFUL RANGE AND WHEN HE SINGS ANGELS DESCEND FROM HEAVEN, AND JUST THIS WHOLE FUCKING SONG GAVE ME THE LAARGEST EARGASM THE FIRST TIME I HEARD IT. LIKE HONESTLY GOD BLESS ALAN MUSICAL GENIEUS KING MENKEN
  • Honestly everyone is at war against whether Josh or Dan’s version is better and I just prefer Dan’s version so much. I found Josh Groban’s version too slow even though he sings like an angel too.  
  • tt.tt  THE MOB SONG and the castle staff going up in arms was always my fave in the 90s version. And it did not disappoint.

Bullet points are done I am heading into paragraph summarizing my thoughts on the last 30-40 minutes. BECAUSE THIS SHIT WAS UNREAL, and HARROWINGLY DARK. AND I LOVED THESE CHANGES FROM THE ORIGINAL.

THE WHOLE CASTLE TURRET CHASE SCENE WAS SO FUCKING GOOD I HAD MULTIPLE HEAR TATTACKSTHE FACT THEY SWITCHED UP THE HUNTING KNIFE AND REPLACED IT WITH A PISTOL that moment when the Beast gets shot oh god.

Like when Belle comes back and sees the Beast and he literally SHOUTS OUT HER NAME I am crying?? and deceased?? and then he gets shot 2 more times honestly this was equally amazing and heartbreakingly brutal.

And let me tell the whole concept of the castle actually breaking apart as the petals fall, that is just such a neat spin and I love it.


So like I said I found the twist with the curse fascinating because in the original the only thing it focused largely on was the Beast, Mrs Potts, Plumette, Lumiere , Cogsworth and FruFru. I LOVE THAT THE MOVIE CEMENTED AND ROUNDED ALL OF THE CASTLE STAFF AND GAVE THEM A LARGER SPOLIGHT THAN IN THE ORIGINAL LIKE THE CASTLE STAFF MAKES UP HALF OF THE CAST/CHARACTERS FOR THIS MOVIE. For the past week and a half people have said why was the inanimate scene so long and drawn out? Because the castle staff are the greatest and the only family the Beast has besides Belle that’s why… the end. Also I ship the hell out of Cadenza & Garderobe, Plumette and Lumiere AND MR AND MRS POTTS OMG.

THE WHOLE INANIMATION SEQUENCE HAD MY ENTIRE SOUL IN SHREADS, IVE ??? NEVER?? CRIED??? SO MUCH IN MY LIFE??? LIKE LUMIERE HOLDING PLUMETTE IN HIS ARMS AND SETTING HER DOWN GENTLY AND MRS POTTS NOT BEING ABLE TO GET TO CHIP AND CHIP ALMOST FUCKING BREAKING BUT THE COATHANGER CATCHING HIM THE LAST SECOND AS HIS SAUCER BREAKS?  CADENZA AND GADEROBE REUNITING AND HER TELLING HIM THAT HE IS BRAVE JUST BEFORE SHE FADES AWAY AND HIM BEGGING HER NOT TO LEAVE HIM?? I MEAN THAT IS THE TEXTBOOK DEFINIITION OF PURE AND UTTER DEVOTION RIGHT THERE FRIENDS.THE SADDEST THING ABOUT THEIR INANIMATION SCENE IS THE FACT THAT THEIR DOGGO FRU FRU BECOMES INANIMATE BETWEEN THEM. COGSWORTH AND LUMIERE SAYING GOODBYE. NEED I SAY MORE.

BUT THEN THE TRANSFORMATION SCENE HAPPENED AND I COULD NOT BREATHE I LOVEED HOW THEY FILMED THIS SCENE AND HOW EMMA AND DAN PLAYED THIS SCENE. NEVER IN MY LIFE WILL I LOVE ANYTHING AS MUCH AS I LOVE THIS SCENE.

Everyone is like “well why didn’t they say anything?”

I LOVED that HE DID NOT NEED TO SAY ‘BELLE, ITS ME?”

this iconic masterly filmed sequence only needed to be filmed with sheer BODY LANGUAGE, VISUAL EXPRESSIONS AND EMOTIONS COMING FROM BOTH DAN AND EMMA AND I JUST AM ASTOUNDED? EVERYTHING THEY FELT COULD BE SEEN BY THE AUDIENCE I FELT THAT SHIT DEEP IN MY SOUL AND IVE ANALYZED EVERYTHING LEADING UP TO THE KISS. FROM THEIR LOOKS OF DAZED WONDERMENT AFTER BEAST TURNS BACK INTO A HUMAN, AND HIS LITTLE HUFF OF RELIEF AFTER HE INTIALLY TURNS AROUND AND FACES EMMA, TO DAN’S HEAVY BREATHING, BELLE PLAYING WITH HIS HAIR AND HIM THREADING HIS FINGERS THROUGH HERS IN TURN? THE FACE TOUCH AS SHE IS LOOKING FOR ANY SIGN THAT THIS IS INFACT THAT GUY SHE LOVES?? (HONEST TO GOD THAT SHOT OF DAN HE IS ALREADY A BEAUTFUL GUY BUT HOLY HELL HE LOOKED SO GOOD IN THIS SCENE) THE CLOSE UP SHOT OF HIS EYES. HER RELIEVED LAUGH AND THE IMMENSE GENTLE CAUTION BETWEEN THEM JUST BEFORE THEY KISS AND THAT GIANT ASS INHALE DAN TAKES AS SOON AS THEY MAKE CONTACT ALSO MENTIONING THE FACT THAT ONCE THEY DO KISS HER HAND MOVES FROM HIS CHEST TO HIS WAIST.

THIS WHOLE SCENE IS LITERALLY THE LIVING EMBODIMENT OF THE PATRICK STEWART ACTING GIF

I LOVE THIS KISS SO MUCH HONESTLY ITS MY FAVOURITE DISNEY KISS.

The best was when they all became human again and reunited and were left with parting gifts from the curse. I laughed out loud when they showed Stanley Tucci with no teeth. 

UGH AND THE LAST SCENE WITH CADENZA BEING SO FUCKING HAPPY AND SMILING AS THE WIFEY IS SINGING again.

EMMA AND AUDRA singing the final number omg the whole coronation dance scene was everything. 

AND JUST THIS WHOLE MOVIE IS FABULOUS AND I NEEDED THE DVD TO BE RELEASED YESTERDAY.

i like doing things, i like fandom families and i think most people do, and you’re all so wonderful so as a thank you for following me (1k omg how did that happen) i’m making my own fandom family!

rules:

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this is a multifandom family.  that means i am adding any characters from any fandom i am a part of, including Harry Potter, Marvel, DC, Teen Wolf, The Raven Cycle, Once Upon A Time, Pride and Prejudice (check my nav page to see what other fandoms i’m in). I may do a fandom specific one at a later date but this one is multifandom. 

Handmade with Love (Avengers Cast x Reader Christmas Drabble)

Christmas is the time to give your loved one some gifts. What happens when you give your famous second family something handmade?

Word count: 703

Author: @chrixa

A/N: SO SORRY for not writing in a while. I hope this Christmas themed drabble will make your heart melt. x

Being a young lady doesn’t mean you cannot do things grandmas do: crochet. And being the wonderful and kind person that you are, you decide to give your friends, who are more like your older brothers and sisters, something rather personal this Christmas. 

Scrolling your Pinterest board, you search for the right pattern for the gift you wanted to make. Once you found it, you made sure you pinned it and grabbed your coat to go and buy some balls of yarn.

Yarn shopping was the one thing you enjoyed and the one thing you did to relax yourself. Running your fingers over those soft and fuzzy threads really helped ease your mind. 

“Can I help you, miss?” A middle aged lady asked you politely.

“Oh, yes. Uh, I was just looking for the right type of yarn and color to make some gifts,” you smiled at her. 

“Well, miss, you’ve come to the right place.”

Twitter and Tumblr are buzzing with excitement from the new pictures the paparazzi took of the cast of the Avengers. Each actor and actress looked happy as they smiled and strolled through the streets of New York with their own winter fashion. The one thing in common was their beanies. They were all the same model but with different colors that matched their characters in the movies. It was the thing that made fans squeal because their idols had matching beanies.

Imagine them taking a group shot with those. 

omg chris evans with a beanie sign me up

RDJ WITH A RED AND YELLOW BEANIE THO MY LIFE IS SAVED

seb stan wearing a beanie is what i live for

lizzie + maroon beanie = absolute cutie

did they buy them together? did someone made those? we may never know. 

You smiled as you scroll through twitter. The fandom was wondering and making guesses about those beanies. You made all of them promise not to tell anyone that you gave them those handmade gifts. You wanted to enjoy a peaceful Christmas, as peaceful as an actress can get though, without the attention that would be given to you thanks to your gifts. And luckily, they agreed to keep quiet about it until Christmas is over.

You loved each other so much that all of you emptied your schedules just to have a ‘family’ Christmas dinner on the 28th. You decided to have it in RDJ’s house because, duh, he’s RDJ. And his house is huge. So.

Hey, I’m downstairs. See you soon. 

Okay. Thanks Seb.

You grabbed your black coat and scarf and head downstairs to join Sebastian in his car. He insisted that he picked you up instead of you grabbing a taxi or riding a train. He lived not too far from you and it’s Christmas, he said. So you gladly accepted his offer.

“You know, I’m really considering tagging you on my next Instagram post with this,” he said and pointed to the light grey beanie on his head. 

“Well, I mean it’s already the 28th.” 

“That means I can tag you?” He asked with the biggest grin on his face. You just nodded and laughed. “I’m kinda happy you didn’t put a huge red star on it.” 

“I did consider it though. But it was too much of a work.” 

“That’s okay. Thank you, really. I love it so much.”

“I’m glad you loved it, then.”

“So, what d’you say if we take a picture together, wearing the beanies, and you’ll stand in the middle?” Evans suggested. 

“And then we post it at the same time,” Sebastian added with a grin and taking a sip from his glass. 

“Yeah, c’mon, it’s past Christmas, right?” Scarlett nudged you playfully. 

“Yeah, okay, let’s do it,” you finally said and stood up. 

And soon, your phone was blasting with notifications. 

I KNEW IT. SHE’S THE ABSOLUTE BEST.

avengers cast + y/n’s handmade beanies = squad goals

i need one of those beanies

Y/N PLEASE SELL US YOUR HANDMADE BEANIES

when you thought you couldn’t love y/n more, she gives the avengers cast personalized handmade beanies for Christmas

get you a friend who make you handmade beanies like y/n does 

“Merry Christmas, Y/N.”

“Merry Christmas, guys.”

anonymous asked:

Just wanted to let you know that once, I was scrolling down my dash too fast, a pair of your posts kind of blurred together, and for a moment, I thought you made a post about why Elizabeth Midford might be the One Eyed King.

….I actually meant to write that post long ago ‘cause it makes perfect sense so thanks for reminding me because it is 100% an accurate thought of mine. 

I mean look at what happened during Kuro ch116/117 Anon…

Lizzie revealed she actually was a ghoul thanks to Bravat being Kanou’s equivalent in England and doing the ghoulification operation on her so she could become even stronger in order to protect Ciel (and that’s why Bravat needs all this blood, to feed his new OEGs).

And in fact, it is also one of my beliefs that Kaneki’s dad (you know, the one who died long ago) is Tanaka, because the physical resemblance is on point…

 …Tanaka, who seemingly was chased away by the CCG and somehow arrived in England some time between 1850 and 1875, leaving Kaneki with his abusive mom back in 2000-ish. 
And since Tanaka is basically Lizzie’s grandpa ‘cause he half raised Vincent and Frances after Claudia’s death, that definitely explains why Lizzie might become the next One Eyed King once Kaneki will realize that he should scram away from this business.

Thus have the Queen leading the rebellion…

while Eto wonders what exactly happened to Kaneki. 

Yep. Makes perfect sense. 100% the most accurate post I’ve ever written. 👍

………..By the way, did I also ever mention that I have the strongest feeling about Undertaker, Uta and Mephisto Pheles being actually the same character all along? 
Yep. They’re all Johan Liebert from Urasawa Naoki’s Monster who, during psychotic breakdowns, becomes Griffith/Femto from Berserk.  👍 👍

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Mary Sue culture is the worst fucking thing lmao. Like… I’ve legit seen people list “regarding your OCs as your kids rather than writing tools” listed as a “Mary Sue thing.” I’ve seen “wishing you lived your OC’s life” as a Mary Sue thing. I’ve seen “being attracted to your OC” listed as a Mary Sue thing. Even just fucking being friends with preexisting canon characters can have a character be labeled a Mary Sue. They like don’t want you to have fun lmao. Anything that makes a character unique or stand out or LIKABLE to the creator is “a Mary Sue thing” because in these assholes’ minds the only people allowed to make unique characters are published creators I guess, and even THEN they’ll go after (usually) female characters (sometimes those of other marginalized groups though like LGBT characters or nonwhite characters) who they deem “too perfect” or “too unique” (ex. calling Hermione a Mary Sue when Harry Potter exists, calling Leia or Rey a Mary Sue when Han Solo and Anakin exist, calling Amy a Mary Sue when Sonic and Shadow and Silver exist, etc).

Even if someone does make an OC who’s a self insert or who’s friends with or dating canon characters or who is super duper overpowered and out of place….. who cares omg. Who is it hurting. People seem to usually mention kids doing it but even adults should be allowed to have fun with their goddamn characters - I was an adult when I made my self insert OC and he did loads to help with my gender dysphoria and identity (since I have borderline personality disorder and a common symptom is struggling to have a stable sense of self). I don’t care what age someone does it, it’s not… hurting anyone…. There’s nothing wrong with it at all omg. What’s the point of making an OC who isn’t fun. Why make a fan character who has no close relationship to any character you like. Why create someone who doesn’t stand out at least enough that they’re interesting to think and write about. Who is it hurting if someone just plain draws themself smooching their fav. Who cares if someone makes their Harry Potter OC a wildly gifted young sorceress who could create the perfect patronus and turn into their favorite animal by age 13 and is dating Neville like it literally doesn’t hurt you it’s for fun omg.

The only thing this mindset has rly done is make ppl scared of having fun and being unique with their characters! They feel like they’ll be judged or hated if they make their characters stand out or unique or too much like them or too edgy or interact with their favorite characters. I have a friend who does OC Fridays and like…. every single week he gets messages like “omg I know this character is kind of a Mary Sue but…” all apologetically, even when he’s stated before he supports characters like that…. It’s just so sad tbh. And I was victim of it too; I made the most boring fucking OCs when I was a young teen because I was so scared of them standing out too much and being called Mary Sues. They had nothing going for them! Nothing that made them stand out. Nothing I could relate to because “making your OC too much like yourself” is a bad thing. No interaction with any canon characters because that was a Mary Sue thing. I’d like…. defend them as Not Mary Sues At All and go through “how to make your OCs not Mary Sues!” and remove anything that put them at risk and it made the most boring, flat characters who I felt no connection to! I didn’t care about them because I wasn’t having fun!

My most recent OC is a self insert with angel wings (in a world where there aren’t angel wings canonically lmao), and he works for and interacts with my favorite characters. I write about him having sex with my favorite characters. I draw art of him transitioning because I’m trans myself and I wish I could transition already. When I’m upset about something I like to imagine him in the same scenarios but having support and help from my favorite characters and the problem being solved for him. He’s absolutely a Mary Sue but he’s also fucking fun lmfao. Writing about and talking about and drawing him is some of the most fun I’ve had with any OC in ages. And that’s…… what it should be about…….. OCs should be a fun thing that you enjoy, you should be able to do whatever the hell you want (within reason; I’m not condoning anything offensive or bigoted or harmful here) without fear of judgement and criticism. I’ve been writing for years, I know how to make a developed and mature character, I’m an English major lmao, but I also think it’s fun to make a character that’s a complete projection of my wants and interests and things I think would be fun or cool. And honestly? Creating an atmosphere where people feel like they can make whatever they want and just have fun with their creations is 900% more likely to produce unique, interesting, creative, fun characters than if you police and mock and criticize people who create characters that you deem too outlandish or silly. Make Mary Sues.

anonymous asked:

Throwback to season 1 when the group found Jasper hanging from a tree half dead. When Clarke fell and Bellamy caught her and hesitated for a while. After they all pulled her up Finn told Wells to stay with Clarke and keep an eye out for Bellamy so he doesn't hurt her. But now both Finn and Wells are dead and Bellamy protects Clarke better than they ever did combined and omg this relationship development I cant even. They are so married no matter what anyone says

I honestly never saw that pit fall scene the way a lot of people did, as proof that Bellamy was a bad guy. I saw it as the reverse. It was that “you didn’t hesitate” moment that showed his true character. It wasn’t romantic to me. It was a moment of clarification to both Clarke AND Bellamy, that he was NOT going to sacrifice her, that his instinct was to protect and save. That moment of hesitation was really about eye contact and recognition, not him thinking about dropping her, but about how he would not. 

I know people use that as proof of his bad character… but if it proved his bad character, then we would have seen him dropping people and letting them die and not jumping off cliffs for them, which didn’t happen. His instinct is to save, not just Clarke, but everyone. So with all that knowledge of how he behaves and who he is, we get to look back over that moment and see how reading it as a moment of heroic revelation fits so much better than reading it as proof that he was going to kill Clarke. 

Finn! What did Finn know? He hated Bellamy from the beginning because he thought he was competition for The Princess. And his character was proved to be divisive, trying to split the group into us vs them, cutting down Bellamy and going behind Clarke’s back to force her hand in major decisions. He definitely sided with Wells, thinking it would make him stronger against Bellamy. He thought Bellamy was the danger. Remember when they were both on the same side about letting Jasper die, though? Sorry I know I went off track a bit.

They’ve definitely both come a long way and their partnership has become this amazing thing. Unshakeable.

I swear to God, I’m shaking, freaking shaking. I’m too overwhelmed by the 13th episode of Riverdale, also the season’s finale. (Don’t read this if you didn’t watch the last episode) HOW DID EVERYTHING HAPPEN, OMG?! Firstly it was about Jughead and the Southside, then Archie and Veronica, AND Bughead make out like, damn hard, I could practically feel that tension … Why did the Serpents ruin it, why, God, that scene killed me guys, please tell me I’m not the only one. Besides, Betty having an older brother? Fred Andrews getting shot? WHAT THE HELL, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WAIT UNTIL SEASON 2?! HOW, AFTER ALL OF THOSE THINGS?! I really think Riverdale is amazing as a TV show after Archie Comics. I fell in love with how the cast portrayed the characters within minutes. 

Riverdale will be a big success, I honestly think this, ‘cause it has all those special “condiments”: drama, teenagers, love triangles, that deep thing which turns into something really big after a worth waiting … I can’t believe the first season is over already. I think you just figured it out that my favorite moments were the ones between Betty and Jughead. Their story became so true, their bond and feelings. GOALS, TRULY. Veronica and Archie, same, so beautiful, cheeky, mysteryous. I also liked the scene where Archie sang along with Josie and The Pussycats. I didn’t expect things to get that lit in this episode, I mean I know that season finales are rough and full of triggers but THOSE SCENES, OH MY GOD. And how I thought (and really liked) to believe that Bughead love story would be cute, innocent, true and all of those little pretty words out there, they really fit them, especially after both’s personality. And them -BOOOOM- seriously, and that kissing scene broke all of my dreams and expectations. It was the most beautiful scene I’ve ever seen in my whole life. I ship Bughead sincerly, this episode was so … Full. 

Howsoever, that “That’s why I love you, Betty” line made me cry. “Jughead Jones … I love you”. I felt like I was under a freaking spell with the look on their faces, Betty’s eyes, Jughead’s messy hair, his slightly parted lips when he said that to Betty … It was so true, they’re both very good actors, I’m seriously excited about what season 2 of this show will bring. Because obviously, season 1 ended with a big excla-question mark. Yup, you heard me. I am shook, I’m a person who gets easly touched by this kind of things, movies, TV series, all of that. I get really emotional, sorry for bursting like that. ‘Hope I didn’t scare anyone here, hah :))) I felt the need to exteriorize my emotions, otherwise I would have exploded. 

 A huge congrats to the cast and crew of Riverdale for their beautiful work and for the passion they put into every episode of it. I only wish good luck to all of them. 

 *I’ll leave that GIF down there because everyone secretly need it.* 🙂

Originally posted by dailycwriverdale

anonymous asked:

okay I'm not a furry but if you would sort all of the deh characters into an animal what animal would they be and why? I'm just curious

when the notification for this ask appeared on my phone, it literally just read “okay I’m not a furry but” and i avoided opening this for as long as i possibly could. but now, i see, i get you, and here are my thoughts… i put way too much thought into this and should be studying for finals but here we go.

Evan Hansen — Chipmunk

Evan would be a chipmunk. They are small animals who spend most of their lives underground in pristine and clean living spaces. They prefer solitude, but do sometimes search for others. They are omnivores, but primarily eat plant matter. When they’re not underground, they spend time among the trees. (Also, have you seen chipmunk’s cheeks? And have you seen Ben’s face? Like,,,,come on…,, I love him sm) [x] (Yes, I’m including links for my animal facts, I don’t want anyone calling me out you feel)

Zoe Murphy — Dolphin

Zoe would be a dolphin. Dolphins are highly intelligent animals who form life-long connections with others and can be both fiercely protective. But, they can also be standoffish. They are known for their creativity, sociality, and ability to connect with others while also maintaining barriers. [x]

Jared Kleinman — Short-horned Lizard

Jared would be a short-horned lizard. They are small animals and incredibly defensive of themselves. They are cautious and often ward themselves off from others out of fear, but can sometimes also be sensitive and cunning. (Also, one of my friends has a short-horned lizard and he is the actual embodiment of Jared Kleinman, so it all fits in my head) [x]

Alana Beck — Honey Bee

Alana would be a honey bee. Honey bees are persistent insects with massive intelligence. They are logical and organized, consistent in their production of quality work. They are mostly calm and collected but can lash out and sting when threatened. They sometimes bond with other bees but not often and maintain constant productivity. They also play a necessary part in every layer of the food chain. [x]

Connor Murphy —Norwegian Forest Cat

Connor would be a Norwegian forest cat. I mean. Just look at that cat. Look at it. They are quiet cats who prefer to stay indoors and do not like constant attention .They are moderately active and can be more sensitive than meets the eye. They have a dense coat (have you seen Mike’s hair) and prefer to kept to themselves unless approached, with distinct personality characteristics. [x]

Heidi Hansen — Horse

Horses are very very intelligent, with an immense capacity for empathy. They easily communicate their emotions and vocalize their moods often. They are prehistoric animals who have been through a lot and yet are still pushing along. [x]

(this was one of the strangest asks i’ve ever gotten…but, here my answer is… also! hmu if you agree with this or if you have different ideas, i guess ? ?)

I HATE what Lexa/Clexa did to the show. Until she was introduced in S2, the fandom was really one of the more peaceful ones. We liked the deliquents, some people Flarke, some Bellarke, Linctavia, Kabby. But then they came and OMG suddenly they thought the whole show is about a recurring character whose death was foreshadowed from the first moment she was introduced. All the hate, bullying started, main characters were sidelined because of her story, which had to be rushed bc of ADC contract…
When you watch the episode and you see Bonnie suffering so much that you realize that people really FAILED her.

Bonnie was always the one who sacrificed herself and when you see what she’s able to do to bring Enzo back to his side, and also that Elena is the first thing Damon think about, it shows what we all suspected:

Bonnie is not respected, it’s above happiness, dear Bonenzo, Bamon, and other ship fans. It’s FUCKING RESPECT.

Caroline LET MESSAGES. NO trying to see her so-called best friend. I’m VERY SORRY, Stefan can wait! You are a fucking vampire erase the memories with the help of all later!

Damon hears Bonnie “ Leave me alone “, I’m sorry, this is precisely the moment when you don’t leave someone ALONE!

Caroline CALLED her mother? Someone who ABANDONED her ? who is a vampire when she supposed to be here for her? What is your fucking logic? Stefan is right, you only think about your fucking marriage!

DON’T MARRY HER STEFAN!

Also, I seriously want to see Bonnie slap Stefan. Or Damon. Or someone for fuck’s sake, she deserves a slap! WHen she almost killed Elena, she was under the expression influence but for once… MAKE THEM PAY. STEAL THE CAMARO. LEVE THIS SHIT HOLE. I DON’T EVEN CARE ABOUT BAMON ANYMORE CAUSE DAMON FAILED YOU!

Let Elena burn in her fucking coffin and move on!

Ps: Kai is back, it’s probably the time to have payback.

PS2: Abby is a vampire. So why the hell can she do magic etc? Did I miss something?

Spiritpact, episode 9

Oh my gosh, guys, does this mean that there is only one more episode left? I have a conference I have to go to next week. I’m probably going to be holed up in some corner, dying over this show. 

I thought they were going to find a way to place Rakugetsu in a scabbard. O.O Keika is going to end up sacrificing himself isn’t he?
*has voltron flashbacks*
Also, guys, Ki really cares about his bf. See he doesn’t hold spirit possession against Keika. 

OMFG, Ki has made sure that if he dies Keika doesn’t die either! AND HE REMOVED THE 60m BARRIER RESTRICTION!!!! 

Ki thinks he has can’t do anything else besides being a Youmeishi (and perhaps he thinks he has no other worth?). OMG, he is breaking my heart. 

Shin though. She is quite a badass character in herself. 

Wait, is this Keika’s parents? I think they are. Wait, did they maybe not die in a car accident?! What are they doing here? Why is the town destroyed? Was it evil spirits? SO MANY QUESTIONS! 

NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KEIKA CUT THE STRING?! 

WE ARE JUST AS SHOOK AS YOU, KI! 

Ki’s face though… my heart is breaking all over again. He doesn’t want to see his BF go. Same, Ki, same. 

*CRIES*

Wait… Keika has returned! He’s going to be all right. But wait… he has wispy white hair and white eyelashes. Dare I say, he even sounds… cold? Like Rakugetsu?! 

THIS ISN’T OUR BOY KEIKA! GET OUT OF HIS BODY RAKUGETSU? WHY IS HE EVEN POSSESSING HIM? I AM SO EMOTIONAL RIGHT NOW!

Do we even know if there’s going to be a Season 2? I do not want this show to end! 

 

Make You Feel My Love: Chris Evans.

Warnings: Chris tries to be romantic and cute but reader’s all like no I need to be fucked. Dom-ish reader. Rough sex at first, sweet and sensual following. Pet-names, praise, dirty talk dirty dirty diiiiiiiiiiiirty. Like this is a lot of sin but then it gets a lot….less sinful. I definitely wouldn’t say holy, that’s for sure, but it does get pretty fluffy and cute like omg. Crying bUT IT’S OKAY IT’S NOTHING CHRIS DID OR READER. Bathtub sex. I am Chris Evans trash so expect more fics about him (and his characters) from me, and I’m not just talking about one-shots. Stories are in the works, y'all. Honestly I don’t even know what this is but I think I like it?

Authors Note: Just an FYI, this is a re-post from when my URL was direw0lf. The links for pretty much all of my stories and one shots wouldn’t work, so this is me re-doing it. I am not plagiarising someone else’s work.

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