what i'm drinking now

buzzfeed unsolved drinking game
  • “let’s get into it”
  • “that being said…”
  • “strap in”
  • ryan: *reveals something incriminating* shane: “not good”
  • “here are some of the theories”
  • “i hate you shane”
  • every time ryan says that he’s not going to talk to the ghosts
  • every time ryan scolds shane for how he’s talking to the ghosts
  • shane bringing up fanfiction
  • flashlights run out of battery/mysteriously turn off or on
  • mocking each other about their heights
  • “compelling”

impossible mode: 

  • (wheeze)
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YEAH NO PROBLEM. 

why this always happen…(I’m amused) I culd go bald they would still think I probably just changed browshape or smthng.

hey everyone, let me take up a minute of your time to propose a toast to one of the finest days in history, where we got to see: 

  • alex making his greatest entry so far
  • alex in a chest-exposing vest and star-patterned tie
  • alex riding against a mic stand in said outfit like a professional dancer

back… and forth…

  • miles in a gown which he secretly borrowed from florence welch
  • alex trying and failing to impress miles (who had only eyes for his guitar), and thus contributing to tlsp’s gayest visual to date
  • a certain someone’s nip slip while bringing peace to the whole world

tbh, i feel nothing but blessed. cheers everyone.

good morning sunshine 🌻

man natasha and bruce could’ve been SUCH bros like doing yoga regularly, chilling over a cup of tea while they do their morning reading, roasting tony for being so extra,,,,,,

but then we got age of ultron instead

I’m feeling autumn guys, I made cinnamon French toast for breakfast, I collected pinecones and this afternoon I’m baking an apple pie (also probably bringing my orange-y theme back cause fuck everyone still waiting for a late summer it’s September and I’m going full force into autumn mode)

ok i drag greek a lot, we all do, but do you ever just get that romantic feeling while you are struggling through it? Like you are translating a dead language and you don’t know who is speaking but it is like catching whispers behind a curtain, the voices lost and indistinguishable but the words remain, a shadow play of light without heat from stars now dead and light years away, snatches of things in a language no one learns on their mother’s knees anymore, foreign phrases and idioms in strange orders that sound more and more natural the more they appear to you - “Truly, you speak?” “Why indeed?” “I do not understand what you say” “I suppose” “To be one, or two?” Watching these words drop like pebbles and pass through other centuries, other decades, other languages and transcriptions, as blurred as they are illuminated.

Is that why I am still studying this?

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When it’s gone, it’s gone. 

Why I’m feeling good about Swan Queen endgame right now:

1) Emma literally made every possible excuse she could think of in that icky scene to get out of being “stabbed” by H00k’s “sword”. That was NOT the behavior of a woman in love driven mad by passion! She is still uncomfortable about sex with him, and I suspect the reasons will unfold later this season.

2) Emma blatantly lied to H00k when they were drinking at Granny’s. She didn’t just tell him a little white lie that she was okay. She lied big time and told him she went to see Archie (um…seems rather late and sudden to be having an appointment with the therapist, no?) and that everything was okay. Granted, you can tell that H00k is not totally buying it, but nonetheless, this shows that Emma is still holding back from being completely open with him. Their relationship does NOT have a solid foundation of trust.

3) Regina’s monologue, man. I made a much shorter post about it earlier tonight in my haste and excitement, but watching it again just really makes it all so much clearer! When Regina says that some see her as a hero, it’s no coincidence that they show Emma. And when she says, “I see my strength,” they show Emma staring at her trembling hand - showing her weakness. They are deliberately setting Emma and Regina up to be foils of one another. While Emma has been Regina’s savior, now it’s looking like it’s time for Regina to finally save Emma. And the cherry on top? The True Love Theme played over that whole sequence! But as soon as the scene shifted away from Emma and back to Regina and Snow on the bench, the music changes back to normal again. Lastly, Regina vows to start a new story - one that has a better ending than her last. Can we say SWAN QUEEN?!?!

 “Have you seen something more elegant before?”

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