what i think i do meme

Random Dude I Met In A Bar : “… then when I shaved my head, everybody started treating me differently. Their entire perception of me changed. You’re like a different person. You can’t imagine what that’s like. I mean, imagine you decided to dye your hair blonde. How do you think that would change how people perceive you?”

Me Internally : Dude…

And this conversation went on for another 15 minutes.

BTS: Quotes I've heard at school
  • Seokjin: "I can't believe someone as pretty as me has to breathe the same air as you."
  • Yoongi: "If you wake me up I'll stab you 36 times in the dick."
  • Hoseok: "No one would suspect I smoke weed. I mean, look at me."
  • Namjoon: "We're gonna pretend I didn't just crack the bus window."
  • Jimin: "I don't understand why people think I'm kinky."
  • Taehyung: "I have 9 different instagrams, and at least 7 of them are meme pages."
  • Jungkook: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU LOCKED ME IN THE CLOSET?!"

shtudy  asked:

ask meme | 17. How do you motivate yourself? (I need tips HAHA)

17. how do you motivate yourself?

I usually go on tumblr and look at eeveryone’s posts of them studying or their notes and then i get a little bit of motivation. I then look at the task ahead of me and think about what the result would be if i did the task. such as if i needed to take notes or study for the test, i make sure i do it thoroughly in order to get a good grade. but sometimes, you just don’t have the motivation to do things, and that’s okay!

anonymous asked:

What color is your room? What kind of phone do you have? If you had to do you think you could win in a fight against three adult badgers?

It’s light pink! But when I get to my new house I’m probably gonna paint my new room pale green! I have an iPhone 6 in rose gold. Fuck no have you seen those things?! I’m tiny and they’re vicious!

Thank you for the ask! 💕

GUYS WAIT!

I gained 40 new subs on youtube these past few days

I gained so many new watchers on DA

I gained 140+ followers on tumblr 


WHAT DO I EVEN DO IM SO HAPPY THANK YOU SO MUCH 

I’m thinking about doing the meme “Animal Crossing” but with my tiny bendy!! just think about it! its so adorable!

Or I can make comic thingy? I really don’t know I just wanna make you guys happy like omg its 7 am im so retardedly happy thank you :333

if you have any ideas please tell me!!!

anonymous asked:

Just for curiosity sake, why not Astral and Sirius ? What makes Kiyan so different.

Ummm good question haha.
I think it’s kind of like you know when you project parts of yourself into your characters and all that, I feel like I did that a lot with Astral. Also I’m only comfortable shipping her Luca, Kashme, Schzio and Neon flight and maybe a handful of others. Whenever I do ship/kiss memes she’s never then one that’s really into it.
Sirius I see as too reserved and uninterested. It would make him uncomfortable or disgruntled. he would make a bad partner lol. I only pair him with Koin or Burgers oniichans T T
Kiyan is kind of like. Cool, calm and collected. He’s mellowed and laid back and I see him as the type of guy that would give a lot of people the impression that he’s into him when he’s just being nice.

IDK sorry if that’s kind of long

anonymous asked:

Lance?

  • Lance: What’s your type of humor and do you have a favorite meme?

im english so i feel like i have that ‘british’ taste in comedy, ya know? bASICALLy the podcast cabin pressure is my entire sense of humour (BTW IF YOU’RE READING THIS YOU SHOULD GO LISTEN TO IT RIGHT NOW BECAUSE IT’S AMAZING - you can download the episodes here)

and oh my god which meme do i even choose here

i think my fav meme at the moment is still the salt guy

Originally posted by sooper-dee-dooper-natural

  • Victor [while trying to sleep]: Stop it.
  • Yuuri: What?
  • Victor: Whatever you’re worrying about. Just stop.
  • Yuuri: How do you know I’m worried? You didn’t even open your eyes.
  • Victor: You think I need to see you with my eyes to know what’s going on with you?
A summary of A Court of Wings and Ruin
  • Tamlin: *raises his voice when talking to Feyre*
  • Feyre: *looks out the window*
  • Tamlin: What are you doing???
  • Feyre: Don't mind me; I'm just trying to look for whoever the fuck you think you're yelling at, because I know for damn sure it ain't me
Comfort Sentence Starters

Adjust pronouns as necessary.

“It’s going to be okay.”
“You don’t need someone/something that toxic in your life.”
“Trust me, I’ve been there.”
“You can rise above this.”
“I’m here for you.”
“You deserve better.”
“I can’t stand to see you this upset.”
“Think of it this way: it could have been a lot worse.”
“I’m just glad you’re okay.”
“You can rise above this!”
“Do you need a hug? You look like you need a hug.”
“What can I do to make you feel better?”
“It’s not the end of the world, remember that.”
“You don’t need them.”
“I will always be on your side.”
“We don’t have to talk about it, but when you’re ready…I’m here.”
“Do you need to vent?”
“You did the right thing.”
“You’re so much better off without them.”
"Someone like you shouldn’t cry over someone like them.”
“Smile for me, please?”

  • Victor: happy birthday, lyubov moya!
  • Yuuri: oh, you found out?
  • Victor: Phichit texted me last night because he had the feeling you'd conveniently forget to mention it...
  • Yuuri: I didn't want you to think you had to do anything special, you already do so much for me...
  • Victor: well, since I didn't have time to go shopping, I made you a present instead.
  • Yuuri: ... what are these?
  • Victor: favors! Whenever you want me to kiss you or something, you just give me the slip that says-
  • Yuuri: *grabs Victor by the collar* you think I need an "I owe you"? If I want a kiss, I'll take it.
  • Victor: ... please do.
  • Yuuri: I don’t want you to think that Victor and I are dating, because we’re not. That was purely accidental intercourse.
  • Phichit: You had intercourse accidentally? What were you trying to do?
  • Yuuri: I was going to show him the music for my new program.
  • Phichit: And your pants fell off?

ROGUE ONE: A STAR WARS STORY SENTENCE MEME

possible spoilers.

  • ‘ whatever i do, i do it to protect you. ‘
  • ‘ you’re confusing peace with terror. ‘
  • ‘ have to start somewhere. ‘
  • ‘ you will never win. ‘
  • ‘ come. we have a long ride ahead of us. ‘
  • ‘ is that ___ ? he/she/they look a little different than i imagined.’
  • ‘ what part of ‘urgent message’ do you guys not understand
  • ‘ you want to get out of here
  • ‘ congratulations. you are being rescued. ‘
  • ‘ i like to think he/she’s/they’re dead. it makes things easier. ‘
  • ‘ i’ve never had the luxury of political opinions. ‘
  • ‘ what we need is someone who can get us through the door without being killed. ‘
  • ‘ that is a bad idea. i think so, and so does ___. ‘
  • ‘ you find him/her/them, you kill him/her/them. then and there. ‘
  • ‘ why does he/she/they get a ___ and i don’t ? ‘
  • ‘ i find that answer vague and unconvincing. ‘
  • ‘ trust goes both ways. ‘
  • ‘ i will not fail. ‘
  • ‘ yes, i’m speaking to you. ‘
  • ‘ for that answer, you must pay. ‘
  • ‘ we’re not here to make friends. ‘
  • ‘ tell me you have a back-up plan. ‘
  • ‘ there are a lot of explosions for two people blending in. ‘
  • ‘ quiet
  • ‘ and there’s a fresh one if you mouth off again. ‘
  • ‘ let them pass in peace. ‘
  • ‘ is your foot alright
  • ‘ you almost shot me
  • ‘ there is more than one sort of prison, ___. i sense you carry yours wherever you go. ‘
  • ‘ not a day goes by where i don’t think of you. ‘
  • ‘ did they send you – ? did you come here to kill me ? ‘
  • ‘ all it’s ever brought me is pain. ‘
  • ‘ i will run no longer, but you must save yourself. ‘
  • ‘ it’s beautiful. ‘
  • ‘ i’m not very optimistic about our odds. ‘
  • ‘ i believe i owe you an apology, ___. your work exceeds all expectations. ‘
  • ‘ we stand here amidst my achievement, not yours
  • ‘ does he/she/they look like a killer ? ‘
  • ‘i don’t need luck, i have you. ‘
  • ‘ i have so much to tell you. ‘
  • ‘ you lied to me. ‘
  • ‘ you’re in shock. ‘
  • ‘ you’re in shock, and looking for someplace to put it. i’ve seen it before.’
  • ‘ i had every chance to pull the trigger. but did i ? ‘
  • ‘ i had orders. orders that i disobeyed. but you wouldn’t understand that. ‘
  • ‘ we don’t all have the luxury of deciding when we want to care about something. ‘
  • ‘ you’re not the only one who lost everything. some of us just decided to do something about it. ‘
  • ‘ be careful not to choke on your aspirations, ___. ‘
  • ‘ what chance do we have ? the question is, what choice ? ‘
  • ‘ the time to fight is now. ‘
  • ‘ every time i walked away from something i wanted to forget, i told myself it was for a cause i believed in. ‘
  • ‘ i couldn’t face myself if i gave up now. ‘
  • ‘ ___, i’ll be there for you. ‘
  • ‘ ___ said i had to. ‘
  • ‘ not used to people sticking around when things go bad. ‘
  • ‘ welcome home. ‘
  • ‘ one fighter with a sharp stick and nothing left to lose can take the day. ‘
  • ‘ make ten men feel like a hundred. ‘
  • ‘ good luck, little sister/brother. ‘
  • ‘ i’ve got a bad feeling about this – ‘
  • ‘ light it up. ‘
  • ‘ why does nobody ever tell me anything, ___ ? ‘
  • ‘ here. you wanted one, right ? ‘
  • ‘ your behavior, ___, is continually unexpected. ‘
  • ‘ ___ ! come back ! please ! ‘
  • ‘ ___, don’t go. don’t go. i’m here. i’m here. ‘
  • ‘ it’s okay. it’s okay. ‘
  • ‘ this is for you, ___. ‘
  • ‘ do you think anybody’s listening
  • ‘ you may fire when ready. ‘
  • ‘ ___ would have been proud of you. ‘