what i think i do meme

onemomentseen  asked:

KUWTC is certifiably the funniest thing I have ever read. SO hilarious. I'm only on page 14/16 right now, and I'm reading Midnight Sun and then reading KUWTC but I'll get there. So SO funNY

I suppose now is as good a time as any to confess that I’m a total FRAUD. 

Guys, I’ve never watched a reality show in my life. I wouldn’t know a Kardashian from a Real Housewife. I’m just making this up based on what I’ve seen on memes floating around Twitter and Tumblr. 

Which is all to say: Thank you SO much, I’m always so happy to hear that people enjoy it and think it’s funny because I was pretty sure it was going to be such niche humor that like, 4 people in the universe would find it as amusing as I do. 

ladylienda  asked:

Can you do 4 and 18 for the salty asks please?

Friendly heads up this is gonna be the last ask I take for this meme

Anonymous said:8 and 19?

4. Do you have a NoTP in your fandom? Are they a popular OTP?

It would be faster to list the things I do ship. I don’t feel 90% of ships. I’ve mentioned before when it comes to Voltron I have personal discomfort with considering Shiro and Keith romantically.

8. Have you received anon hate? What about?

I mean like one time I got an anon accusing me of being arrogant and pretentious but I think that lacks the real vehemence I’d consider “anon hate” it was more like “anon condescension”

18. Does not shipping something ‘popular’ mean you’re in denial and/or biased?

This feels like a heckuva loaded question (not on you for picking up on it, I just admittedly skimmed the list).

I think everybody’s biased about meta. It’s important to acknowledge your own meta. If I’m considering several possibilities the one I’m going to devote time and meta to is the one that appeals to my sensibilities the most, and I’d love to say that’s always the one that has more evidence I have definitely sometimes just gone with something because I want it so bad. See: Sincline’s individual forms being deer instead of lions theory.

I mean there’s a reason why people say “shipping goggles”. When you are invested in a particular interaction between particular characters you’re gonna perk your ears up every time they’re together and I’d say it’s not particularly wrong even that people are more inclined to see things they’re hoping for. That’s an experience I’ve had myself with theories, even ones that turned out to be completely bunk.

So I think it’s important to try and keep track of your biases, and sorta hedge- “yeah, this is everything I wanted, but is that all really in there or do I just really want it to be in there?” and even then, not because I think that’s Not Allowed Super Illegal as much as it’s just good to keep tabs on what’s canon and what’s still more vague-maybe-implied.

19. What is the one thing you hate most about your fandom?

…Honestly what I just said for 18 kinda applies here: I think there’s nothing wrong with reading or wanting different things out of canon but for me, I think it’s very important to separate what’s canon and what isn’t. You’re gonna have your stuff that you want and like, and, sure, whatever, that’s your business and for the most part I have no leg to stand on trying to police that (and, as someone who gets easily stressed out by conflict and someone who is occasionally breathtakingly wrong about things as are we all, I have little desire to do so)

Like, full disclaimer I like Klance? I think Klance is great.

I get reflexively frustrated every time I hear someone say “klance is canon”. Like. listen. this show? this show is not subtle about these things. Fond looks and things that might be implying they have a crush they haven’t acted on or spoken about yet does not equal dating. Whether or not Lance is attracted to men it’s pretty likely he hasn’t acknowledged that within himself?

And I get it, it’s hard to wait for stuff you wanna see. But. No, it’s not canon. Maybe it will be? I think the potential is there, which is why I ship it. But it’s not here yet if it’s coming. The writers have implied romance is in the cards for Lance but Lance in his own vlog says he’s not ready for a relationship yet.

@estebaguette tagged me thank youuuuuuuu!

Nickname: sam or sammy

Gender: female and dead inside

Star sign: Aquarius

Height: 170cm = 5′7

Birthday: 30th January

Favourite Bands: AC/DC, The Who, Gorillaz, P!atd, One Republic, Linkin Park 

Favourite solo artist: Booba, Eminem, Usher, Frank Sinatra

Song stuck in my head: Beautiful Trauma by P!nk. that’s such a LIT song check it out !!

Last movie I watched: I’m rewatching In Bruges rn bc Colin Farrell 

Last show I watched: b99

When did I start this blog: oh gosh, like 5 or 6 years ago? have been really using it now for almost 2 years i think

What do I post: Marvel especially Tony and Valkyrie and Black Panther stuff, formula one especially Lewis My Husband Hamilton, shitposts, memes n sometimes other movies/tv shows and the occasional football post

Other blogs: my poetry sideblog @radiantdreamz . moved my travel blog to insta (@samanthascosmos !!!)

Do I get asks: from time to time and i cherish every single one of them <33

Followers: 729

Following: too many. 716. i really REALLY need to clean house

Average sleep: dont know, 6 or 8? sometimes only 2, sometimes 14

Lucky number: 13

Dream Job: writer or mayyyyyybe working in research if i get my shit together

Food: Milchschnitte (google it, it’s german, its fucking amazing.)

Last book I read: a Nietzsche biography :D i love my boy so much

What I’m wearing: a pink tanktop and sweatpants

Favorite Fandoms: marvel!!! motorsports. STAR TREK

im sorry im so bad at tagging maybe @sainzjrs @softbottas @crazyneoncupcake @brethewriter @fzhabsburg @andiib24 @pauldepleur @godbastian if you wanna :) <3

studying revolutionary asceticism in marxist context has made me realise i hate feeling happy . like if nothing made me happy i wouldn’t be a slave 2 my asshole brain. i am on this shit stupid website bc it provides funny videos n memes i need 2 rewire dopamine receptors so i can finally transcend and leave 

also i realised like my tendency 2 not give a fk about my future self is really destructive like i always think about how im going 2 die anyway so it doesn’t matter what i do in the present but like……… im subsisting beyond my own expectations.. whoops 


Lonely prince Noctis of Lucis asked the Astrals for a friend…

…So the Astrals sent him an hyperactive gunsman with passion for destruction and chocobos.

Apologies for poor quality. I’m not an artist, but this had months in my head and had to put it down some way. Tumblr is also lowering the already low quality, but the joke’s what matters. :]

It’s all directly traced from the original Lilo & Stitch scene and adjusted into the characters. Except Gladio. I only traced the outline of Nani’s head and did the rest myself. 

I’m not supposed to have the time for this.
I regret nothing.

RT Fan Gothic
  • A man sneezes while five other men are talking over him. You know exactly which one sneezed. 
  • Your brain is now unsure if someone has actually said this or if you can hear their voice in your head.
  • There is a cult for an editor. We are all members of said cult. We all bring our hands together above our heads. We worship this editor. PE/\KE. SPE/\K. P E /\ K E S P E /\ K
  • There is an infinite number of Adams. 
  • You click on a video that is 10 minutes long. You black out and come to hours later, watching a different, but similar video.
  • You are called a shizno and you feel insulted. You do not know what this word means, but you are insulted.
  • All your money is disappearing. You don’t know where it’s going, nor do you remember spending it, but merchandise keeps showing up on your doorstep. You have so much merchandise. Your room is covered with so many posters that they cover the windows. No way in. No way out. You only wear merchandise now. 
  • One man is constantly constantly shirtless and this is not questioned.
  • You wanted to watch a silly show about soldiers in a canyon. You didn’t know what you were signing up for. It wasn’t this. Anything but this. 
  • There are two pairs of Joel and Adams and no one ever knows which one a person is referring to.
  • There are screencaps of tweets on tumblr before the staff has even tweeted it.
  • Another hypothetical situation has been discussed. They must have hundreds of millions of dollars at this point.
  • A man is impregnated with an alien child, but this is fine. This is perfectly normal. This child grows up and plays on the basketball team. This is perfectly normal.
  • You feel the strange compulsion to add “as dicks” to everything you say.
  • There have been terrible, terrible things done For The Kids.
  • For some reason the dynamite is kind.
  • Certain state names make you cry.
  • One man is simultaneously the dumbest and smartest person alive. You do not question this.
  • A different man is at once a murderous dark god, a loving husband, and a gigantic nerd. This, too, is never questioned.
  • There are four of the exact same person. Not cloned, however. The clones are a different story we must never speak of.
  • Everything is also a gun.
  • You must pick a team in the great battle of red versus blue. Friendships have been ruined over picking the wrong team. There is no remaining neutral. 
  • No one thinks twice about giving a child access to weapon gun hybrids, nor do they reconsider letting them fight the monsters of the world. Clearly, a man has made many, many mistakes.
  • You do not know who this drunk man declaring that he is the cheese master is, but you accept his mastery of cheese.
  • We wonder why we’re here. We see it as one of life’s greatest mysteries.

Z Nation meme | four relationships [¼]  —– Murphy and Warren

I’m counting on you.

brutally honest descriptions of the mbti types based off my experiences with them via a very sleep deprived infp


-commitment issues? haha i’ve never heard of those :))))

-will literally punch a toddler in the throat if they say they support trump

-so i took the mbti test 7 times and i got infp twice and entp once?? i don’t really know, because i kind of fit into the infj sterotypes more, but if you really think about it i’m kind of an enfj? but i also really relate to isfps, but then again i think i’m too opinionated and logical to be a feeler, so entp isn’t out of the question, but i also feel like the entj cognitive functions really fit m

-genuinely love animals and it’s so pure

-hi sorry for not replying, i was in prison :3 also i moved to norway lol

-actually just the 2007 taco xd random aesthetic irl

-“i just came up with another book plot” texts approximately every 2.3 hours


-hi i’m melissa i’m a 23 year old art school dropout and i abuse prescription pills but it’s okay because i have 200 followers on my grunge aesthetic instagram account. rent me an apartment?

-(talking about veganism to someone at a party) i just don’t understand how anyone could put all of that stuff in their body :/ *bends down to snort a line of cocaine*

-actually really artistically talented but much like the infp they refuse to give themselves any credit for it

-my dream man is someone who goes to coachella with me, helps me align my charkas, takes sad candid pictures of me, is willing to backpack around europe with me and my philosophy class during the summer,

-*googles* why do i share a type with literally every indie musician that has ever breathed lol

-probably fucked your girl in the back of a vape shop


-if you manage to find one never let them go they are some of the best people you’ll ever meet

-huge harry potter nerds

-can manage to get you to spill out your entire life story to them with a concerned glance

-please actually care for yourself for once and a while literally you do everything for everyone else just take some time for yourself god dammit you deserve it


-could be literally the most talented person in the world but would never come close to admitting it

-hi i’m actually just jesus christ irl! nice to meet you :-)


-they know everything

-like seriously everything it’s kind of scary like calm down karl

- allows themselves to recognize exactly one (1) human emotion per year

-can read for hours on end without getting bored and genuinely loves learning

-are generally dicks tbh especially to the people they love the most

-wikipedia articles™

-they actually aren’t actually the emotionless robots tumblr seems to display them as, they are actually extremely emotional in my experience and tend to get offended/upset easily and over small things

-sci-fi, cats, and machines > humans

-superiority complex™

-cute when they aren’t busy throwing tantrums/crushing the souls of their enemies


-hi i’m martha, i’m 32 years young, i like long walks by the beach, yoga, and judging my neighbors for not mowing their lawn :-)  

-tend to be extra™ parents and their kids can either turn out complete emotional wreck assholes because they’ve never been disciplined or the happiest child you’ll ever meet, there is no in between

-they may be complete snakes and have never came up with an original idea in their entire life but boy can they make a killer chicken parmesan

-kind of comforting in a mother-like sense when they aren’t busy being judgmental dicks

-will clean your entire house for you on a whim


-wow i love being an infj :)) top 1% haha :))

-will literally develop a crush on someone because they say they know what tumblr is

-find purpose in writing/creating in general

-ending toxic relationships?? haha what’s that??? :))

-constantly switches between their “you can’t control me it isn’t a phase mom go away >:(( my chemical pilots at the disco saved me xd i will literally punch a baby fuck the system i’m 2cool4school” persona and their “i’m such a smol bean :3 save all the animals <333 i love pretty girls and dogs :))” persona

-“can i txt you back in like 15 mins i’m having an emotional breakdown lol”

-actually genuinely empathetic and creatively gifted but gives themself credit for none of it

-intelligent but fails classes because their teacher said something that went against their morals

-playing the victim? never heard of it! :))

-secretly just meme hoarders

-attention whores tbh i won’t even deny it

-o v e r d r a m a t i c


-hi it’s 6 fucking am and everyone just wants to go back to sleep or die or both but i’m gonna start an argument with the professor over the origin of tangerines for no apparent reason

-*googles* how to permanently get rid of my fe in 5 simple steps

-follow my meme page xd

-so what if i love my dog more than i do myself and my entire family?

-this conversation is boring me i’m gonna go chug a bottle of vodka and binge bill nye the science guy™ peace out

-have low self-esteems but compensate through obscure dark web conspiracy theories at 3 in the morning

-shirley i didn’t call you back because you’re a fake ass bitch not because i didn’t like your lasagna at the block party


-why do i keep physically abusing my crush lol

-and why do i keep yelling i can’t even stop at this point someone please send help

-they love food more than they do themselves


-hi welcome to my prank youtube channel :3

-the type of people to show up to school with 37 puppies and a knife

-i’m not gay but 20 bucks is 20 bucks


-sorry i didn’t show up to school because you’re fucking stupid

-awe infp is so cute <3 i’ll destroy them last

-*on the floor, drunk, talking to their dog* you’re the only motherfucker in this town who can handle me

-what do you mean other people’s opinions/beliefs besides my own are valid lol??

-lowkey have daddy kinks

-what do you mean it’s physically impossible for me to control every aspect of my life??

-i mean if you really think about it voldemort was the victim,

-the type of person who could tell their crush they like them without flinching. terrifying


-wears d.a.r.e shirts ironically

-1990’s grunge aesthetic

-would walk into a burning building for the meme

-playing the hero?? haha never heard of it :))

-ew what the fuck man get those feelings away from me lol

-fuck da police

-following the rules?? that seems excessive lmao no thanks


-i once had one (1) original idea back in the summer of ’67. it was terrifying. i’ll never do it again.

-your scary math teacher that wears black socks everyday expects friday. then they jazz it up a bit with stripes. will mark your grade up if you say you like the same sports team as they do.

-understanding concepts outside of your own experiences? lmao no thanks?

-will make quizlet sets organize your desk for you

-my dream in life is to narrate a crime documentary and complete my george washington memorabilia collection.

-remembers all of their colleagues birthdays. doesn’t say happy birthday.


-fucking get over your ex already he wasn’t that attractive calm down allison

-*googles* why do i relate to regina george from mean girls so much?

-the type of person who tells your boyfriend you have a crush on him

-o v e r d r a m a t i c

-gets your shit together for you. judges you


-dead inside

-if you can manage to find one that actually tolerates you they are some of the most loyal and true people you’ll ever meet

-horrible social skills, compensates through meme hoarding

-sends you links to conspiracy theory videos when you’re sad

-extremely intelligent but they get lost in their own house

-whoops i just remember i haven’t showered in 3 weeks lol

-i would laugh at that joke but i’m 3 hours deep into an existential crisis and i’m 100% convinced you are actually a robot created by bill clinton so not today jeff


-yes homo

-cries over cat videos in public

-facetimes you in a grasshopper fursuit at 3 in the morning

-probably an alcoholic

-has 87 different crushes at once

-you haven’t talked to them in 7 years but they’ll show up at your birthday party and give you dog

-also attention whores

-generally has the personality of someone who just did 10 lines of cocaine


-one sec let me just gather up all of the fake empathy i can muster for this particular situation

-that one kid in class who always has perfect notes

-shudders at the thought of… a… creative… thought….

-falls in love with an estp approximately every 23 seconds

-hi i’m karen, i’m 34, i love my family, cupcake baking, helping people of course until it interferes with my own personal comfort haha, christmas decorations, room layouts,

-probably has a studyblr


-your angry boss

-probably cyberbullies children on the internet 

-has an emotional breakdown when they don’t win classroom jeopardy 

-*googles* who is bernie sanders and why do i want him dead

-organizes your shit for you, regrets it later

-dead inside

  • 707's clone: Shoot him, he's the fake!
  • Saeran, pointing gun at the clone: Liar. The REAL Saeyoung would never pass up the opportunity to die

Middle Earth meme | [3/3] heroes  Samwise Gamgee

↳   It’s like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn’t want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn’t. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something. What are we holding onto, Sam? That there’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo… and it’s worth fighting for.