what i think i do meme

anonymous asked:

can you do 2D with a s/o that has a meme for everything and is a walking shit post? i saw another blog did one and i liked it but i wanted to see how someone else thinks it would play out.

~ 2D didn’t quite understand what memes were even with the whole Murdoc in the bath thing going on. So when you whipped out your huge dictionary of memes for every kind of situation, the little blue bird was quite overwhelmed. There were a couple he still didn’t understand but he liked the simpler ones. 


~ “I don’ get it…” 2D held up his phone and it had a picture of a pickle that said “I want to pickle myself.” “Ar’ dey okay? Why do dey wanna kill demselves?” You giggled and grabbed his phone. “It’s just a thing people say, honey.” You started laughed at the distress on his face. “They’re okay, I promise.” You went back to watching some videos on your phone as he tried to understand.


~ When you and 2D are cuddling you say, “On a scale from 1-10 I’m this clingy.” And pull up a picture of 11 from Stranger Things. Now 2D got that one and fell off the couch laughing. “Wait for me!” You screamed as you jumped on top of him.


~ Probably one of the most cringy memes you’ve already performed was on May the 5th. “Hey D!” You were in the kitchen snickering waiting for 2D to run in. “Yes?” When he walked in you pulled him over to the sink. “Wha’ da hell…” In the sink was a jar of mayo and you said, “Happy Cino de Mayo.” You bent over laughing and 2D shook his head. He loves you but your meme culture was killing him slowly.

  • What she says: I'm fine.
  • What she means: So...like...do Veronica's parents not care about where she is? Because, in the musical Veronica is straight up out for like 12 hours and her parents don't even seem to care. Think about it this way: in the movie Veronica went home after her fight with Heather, slept with JD in her backyard, and then in the morning rode with him to Heather's house meaning that Mr. and Mrs. Sawyer knew that she was safe and sound in her own home at like 2 AM and probably met JD the next morning. In the musical, however, after her and HC's fight, Veronica wonders the town for God knows how long, sees JD in his window, breaks into his house, sleeps with him, spends the night, and then immediately go to Heather's house. We don't know how far JD's house is from Heather's and we don't know how far it is from Heather's to Veronica's so she was gone for straight up HOURS and we don't even get a scene of her making up a fake excuse to her parents. We just assume that they accept the fact that their daughter was out for 12/13 hours straight. Listen, it's one thing if she said that she was going to spend the night at one of the Heather's house afterwards but she didn't and at that point she had barely any communication with Martha and she didn't want to stain her reputation and so they knew that she wasn't just going to sleepover there so, as far the Sawyers are concerned, Veronica is dead. That's right, DEAD. Mrs. Sawyer already doesn't trust the Heathers and she probably doesn't think highly of Kurt and Ram either so there goes her 17-year-old daughter, newly popular, easily impressionable, trying her best to stay true to herself while being friends with these demigoddesses and she's just gone for hours on end with no explanation, no phone call, nothing, she's just...gone. For all she knows her daughter was just sacrificed to some weird satanic demon who feasts on the souls of girls who read Baudelaire in their free time. And they never bring this up, they never have a scene where Veronica has to pull an alibi out her ass, they never even mention what Veronica told her parents or literally anyone who asked her about the day that HC died. It just kind of happens and literALLY NO ONE SAYS ANYTHING.
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“It’s not too late to set things right.”

I’mmm still real messed up over little Caligosto here…I do wonder what his younger self would think about his grown up self’s actions….and I wanted him to interact more with Raz, since Cali’s sanity seems to be the most intact in his childhood; you do find his moral compass there, after all. Also I just wanted to get that poor kid a hug in some way aaaa

I think it’s interesting (in the most bitter, horrible way possible) that with Mr. and Mrs. Loboto trying to get rid of a “monster”, they really just ended up creating one. :T World’s worst parents everyone!

  • Velvet: I like you.
  • Cecada: What really?
  • Velvet: Yeah!
  • *At Their Wedding*
  • Cecada: Are you sure you like me?
  • Velvet: I do.
  • *Already Have Kids*
  • Cecada: *Holding Baby Rabbit Faunas* So you won't change your mind?
  • Velvet: Nah.
  • *They Are Old And Cecada Is In A Wheel Chair*
  • Cecada: You don't think I'm weird?
  • Velvet: Nope.
  • *Both Are Dead And Now Are Ghosts*
  • Cecada: So you defiantly like me-
  • Velvet: YEAH!
  • *Ends With Ghost Kisses*
oh heck it's not a meme or a recipe what scatter brained idea does Alex have in store for us now

I’m starting a self love(?) fitness(?) share your recovery tumblr page

I’m think about adding 5-10 people at first to see how it goes (LMAO IF THAT MANY PEOPLE WANNA DO IT)

I want it to be like (my goal for it to be like) is a safe space for all genders, races, sexualities, and ages to be able to come together in a happy HEALTHY sort o way

Like there will be set challenges for different weeks (set by admins, heavily influenced by those who were added) whether is exercise challenges or pet a dog or go for a stroll

And people who were added are encouraged to post updates/meals/tips/body/how they’re doing/bad jokes and updates (pictures and text posts :3)

You get what I mean.

As of rn message me if you wanna be in it.

Those I know/who I see most actively in my tumblr will be added first (this isn’t a punishment for those who aren’t. It’s just I trust them more and need that as this is a test run)

david tennant tag meme...thing..

(i never really do these but it’s david and tbh it looks kinda fun so here we go~)

i was tagged by @pipertennant & @whatisthepointofyouhardy, thanks pals! <3

Rules: complete and tag your tumblr homies or fellow David Tennant fans, just for a bit of fun!

Your first DT memory - when you first laid eyes on the tall skinny scottish bloke: pretty much like everyone else it was watching Goblet of Fire (but my mind was too focused on Cedric Diggory to pay any attention to the weird tongue flicking dude omg) annnnnnd then Doctor Who was the new popular thing and what do ya know! weird tongue flicking dude is pretty cool! (and then he regenerated and ruined my life so here we are now)

Favorite DT Character: Jean-François Mercier. HE’S STILL SO PRETTY TO ME I CAN NEVER GET OVER THIS ONE

What was the last DT related thing you watched: *SNORTS* Spies of Warsaw.. (shhh)

Favorite physical feature: oh my fckingdahwe- uhhhhh…. THE BOTTOM LIP…….YEA. WHATEVER. BEFORE I CHANGE MY MIND DAMMIT.

Favorite DT quote? Put it here: “It’s a marathon, not a sprint. Just keep breathing.” <<<< guys……literally *saved* my fuckin ass to get through this past semester. quite possibly the rest of my college career. (i know lots of ppl said it but first time i heard it was from this dude lmao)

Have you been blessed and seen him in person: god……..can u imagine…

… or saw him in a play: GOD……..CAN U IMAGINE…..!??!!!/

Are you a Tenth Doctor fan: …………nah (i say hiding my tenth doctor poster, shirts, sonic screwdriver, etc.)

… how about Kilgrave: when i don’t feel like kick dropping him against a wall, ye (he can fuckin rock Burberry fam)

Alec Hardy or Emmett Carver: MY BBY ALEC. EVERYONE’S FAV ALEC. EVEN BEFORE BALDWIN.

Favorite DT series: BROADCHURCH ;~; (at least until i rewatch his DW era)

Favorite DT movie: everyone’s saying The Decoy Bride and tbh i’m not bothered to find another one (plus James is a babe)

tagging: ANYONE WHO WAS TAGGED BY @pipertennant OR @whatisthepointofyouhardy, consider yourself tagged by me too :3 (also @emmettcarverssoulmate, homie, do this i wanna see what your answers are – even though i know some of em tbh)

tinyblek  asked:

Yuri on ice ?👀

fav chara: viktuuri, bc they’re a pair and can’t be separated. 2 for 1 deal.

2nd fav chara: yurio!!!! is it actually true that he named his cat “puma tiger scorpion”??????

least fav chara: there’s not really a least favorite character? i didn’t like JJ that much before episode 11, though

chara i’m most like: man i think everyone can relate to yuuri’s anxiety.

fav pairing: do i even need to say?? obviously viktuuri

least fav pairing: idk i don’t even know what pairings exist aside from viktuuri, mila/sara, and otayuri

fav moment: when yuuri and viktor kissed!!! also the engagement!!! and when yuuri ran to viktor’s bed that one time in hasetsu, but also yurio talking to his grandfather asdfghjkl

rating out of 10: 8.5/10. there’s a .25 deducted for the understandable but still low quality skating routines.

anonymous asked:

1. What makes you the most emotional about your muse? 18. What aspect of your muse’s personality is most important to you? What aspect of your muse’s personality do you think is most important to them? Is it the same? Why or why not?

Musing about the muses

1. What makes you the most emotional about your muse?

((ROAN BEING A GODDAMN SAP MAKES ME FUCKING CRY

Seriously, I’m not exactly much for crying buT THIS GUY. THIS FUCKING GUY. Has made me either tear up or actually fucking bawl on multiple occasions. Most recently, this message for Crummy made me actually cry while I was writing it. This boy is too damn sappy for his own good.

And there’s a few interactions Orion has had that have made me kinda wibbly. Sad man is sad and makes me feel bad for him.))

Keep reading

accioturtur  asked:

8, 9, 17, 19 for the Mun vs Muse meme ^-^

8, I have answered already

Do you think your muse is attractive?

If I said no, I’d get the staff to the head. so yea I do. It’s the gap that does it for me.


What is one thing you wish mun would let you do?

Flirt with fangirls a lot more. id get in trouble a lot more though if I did.

Do you have any suggestions for mun?

Yeah! Start making comics chick! You got mad story telling skills and even more BA art skills.

she has already mastered my anatomy.

anonymous asked:

hi im new to the fandom and its probably silly this question but i wanted to ask if you could tell me how to stream the wake me up video since its almost 2m views and there's this thing about getting the 2m for daehyun's birthday

hello and welcome to the BABY fandom! :)

i’m sorry, but i do not think I am the best person to ask about things like streaming (all i do is make memes and cry about b.a.p)

streaming the MV for WMU is mostly just watching it on Youtube (TS’ channel), but there are some things you should do to ensure that each view is counted

@bbangception has a very good tutorial on what you can do to help, here’s what it says on MV streaming:

YouTube Streaming Tutorial: MV views count as votes on music shows, so it’s important to stream as much as possible on YouTube.

Stream MV on TS Entertainment’s YT channel (first priority) and also on 1theK’s YT channel (second priority)
Stream incognito and use CyberGhost (this is a system that allows you to put the MV on loop without having to delete browser history/cookies)
Stream the full MV and do not mute it for views to count
Remember to delete browser history/cookies for views to count (if you’re streaming without using CyberGhost)
Like, comment, share MV through accounts (as much as possible)

I recommend asking someone like @bbangception or @daehdream if you want more thorough information on what to do, as it’s not really my area of expertise (of course, if any of my followers have information to add feel free)

° • ? ( QUESTION SENTENCE STARTERS.

❛ What are you doing? ❜
❛ Where are you going? ❜
❛ Where are you taking me? ❜
❛ How is that working out for you? ❜
❛ Is everything okay? ❜
❛ Why are you acting like this? ❜
❛ You think I would lie to you? ❜
❛ Are you telling the truth? ❜
❛ Are you sure you want to do this? ❜
❛ This is your bright idea of a plan? ❜
❛ What else do you want me to do? ❜
❛ What else can I do? ❜
❛ What do you think I should do? ❜
❛ What makes you think that? ❜
❛ Who told you that? ❜
❛ Who are you? ❜
❛ Why are you here? ❜
❛ Who invited you? ❜
❛ How come you ever asked me? ❜
❛ Did you really mean all those things you said? ❜
❛ Why did you have to go? Why did you have to leave? ❜
❛ Why is it so hard for you to see that? ❜
❛ Why don’t you understand? ❜
❛ What don’t you understand? ❜
❛ Are you joking? ❜
❛ Did I miss anything? ❜
❛ You don’t remember? ❜
❛ Did you really say all that stuff about me? ❜
❛ Did you think I would forget? ❜
❛ How can you sit there and say that? ❜
❛ How do you even sleep at night? ❜
❛ Are you coming or not? ❜
❛ Am I the only one freaked out right now? ❜
❛ Are you laughing or crying? ❜
❛ Who did this to you? ❜
❛ Did someone hurt you? ❜
❛ Is it just me or are you, like, ignoring me? ❜
❛ You want me to apologize for something you did? ❜
❛ Are you going to kiss me or not? ❜
❛ Aren’t you the one who said it though? ❜
❛ So, you don’t like me like that? ❜
❛ Where do we go from here? ❜
❛ Are you being serious right now? ❜
❛ How was I supposed to know that? ❜
❛ Oh, is that a challenge? ❜
❛ Are you flirting with me? ❜
❛ Are you going to let me go now? ❜
❛ Are we done now? ❜
❛ Why didn’t just ask me? ❜
❛ You’re going to believe them over me? ❜
❛ How can possibly think that? ❜
❛ Did you even miss me? ❜
❛ Did anyone even notice that I was gone? ❜
❛ Why do you go around and kiss everyone? ❜
❛ Did you kill them? ❜
❛ Who’s blood is that? Is that your blood? ❜
❛ Do you think this is a game? ❜
❛ Are you having doubts? ❜
❛ Why haven’t you been at school/work? ❜
❛ Is there something going on that you need to tell me? ❜
❛ You said you wanted to talk? ❜
❛ What am I supposed to do? ❜
❛ What did you expect to happen? ❜
❛ How long you think you can keep this act up? ❜
❛ You don’t like me? Do you? Like in a more than a friend way? ❜
❛ Is that what everyone is saying now? ❜
❛ Who do I remind you of? ❜
❛ Are you hungry? Want to go get something to et? ❜
❛ Are you drunk? ❜
❛ Are you lost? ❜
❛ What’s so great about any of that anyway? ❜
❛ Are you even listening to yourself? ❜
❛ What are you going to do about it, huh? ❜
❛ What are you staring at? ❜
❛ What are you doing out here? ❜
❛ Why did you call the police? ❜
❛ Wait, do you hear that? ❜
❛ Why don’t you tell me anything? ❜
❛ Hey, did you get me anything? ❜
❛ Why didn’t you come over last night? ❜
❛ What did you find out? ❜
❛ Can I stay here for the night? ❜
❛ Are you throwing rocks at my window? ❜
❛ Are you crying? ❜
❛ What are you laughing at me? ❜
❛ Are you laughing at me? ❜
❛ Do you not understand the word no? ❜
❛ Is that it? Is that all? ❜
❛ Are you in some kind of trouble? ❜
❛ Yeah, but, you have me. So why bother? ❜
❛ What’s love got to do with it? ❜
❛ This is where we kiss, right? ❜
❛ Do you ever not just only think about yourself? ❜
❛ Are going to leave me again? ❜
❛ What’s wrong with that? ❜
❛ Do you have anything you need to say to me? ❜
❛ I think I’m going to puke. Is there a trash can in here? ❜
❛ You really don’t know why I’m mad at you? ❜
❛ Why do you treat me like I’m not important to you? ❜
❛ Why are you telling me this?
❛ Are you ready? ❜
❛ What’s with all the questions? ❜
❛ I thought this is what you wanted? ❜
❛ Where do you think you’re going with this? ❜
❛ You’re just going to leave? ❜
❛ Do you trust me? ❜
❛ You love me? Or you think you love me? ❜
❛ When will it ever stop? ❜
❛ Do you think it’ll ever go away? ❜
❛ What are you doing this weekend? ❜
❛ You called for back up? ❜
❛ What did I just witness? ❜
❛ How do you cope when the one you love is with somebody else? ❜
❛ Have you ever thought it? ❜
❛ Are you wearing a wire? ❜
❛ Is there something wrong? ❜
❛ Is it something I said or something I did? ❜
❛ What’s wrong? I thought that it was okay? ❜
❛ Are you going to hold that against me forever? ❜
❛ So, tell me, what else is new? ❜
❛ You never actually cared, did you? ❜
❛ You went to a party without me? ❜
❛ Why wasn’t I invited? ❜
❛ Do you think that’s a little fucked up? ❜
❛ Oh, so you do speak? ❜
❛ Do you think it’s really worth it in the end? ❜
❛ How many more times do I have to tell you? ❜
❛ You didn’t think that it would bother me? ❜
RT Fan Gothic
  • A man sneezes while five other men are talking over him. You know exactly which one sneezed. 
  • Your brain is now unsure if someone has actually said this or if you can hear their voice in your head.
  • There is a cult for an editor. We are all members of said cult. We all bring our hands together above our heads. We worship this editor. PE/\KE. SPE/\K. P E /\ K E S P E /\ K
  • There is an infinite number of Adams. 
  • You click on a video that is 10 minutes long. You black out and come to hours later, watching a different, but similar video.
  • You are called a shizno and you feel insulted. You do not know what this word means, but you are insulted.
  • All your money is disappearing. You don’t know where it’s going, nor do you remember spending it, but merchandise keeps showing up on your doorstep. You have so much merchandise. Your room is covered with so many posters that they cover the windows. No way in. No way out. You only wear merchandise now. 
  • One man is constantly constantly shirtless and this is not questioned.
  • You wanted to watch a silly show about soldiers in a canyon. You didn’t know what you were signing up for. It wasn’t this. Anything but this. 
  • There are two pairs of Joel and Adams and no one ever knows which one a person is referring to.
  • There are screencaps of tweets on tumblr before the staff has even tweeted it.
  • Another hypothetical situation has been discussed. They must have hundreds of millions of dollars at this point.
  • A man is impregnated with an alien child, but this is fine. This is perfectly normal. This child grows up and plays on the basketball team. This is perfectly normal.
  • You feel the strange compulsion to add “as dicks” to everything you say.
  • There have been terrible, terrible things done For The Kids.
  • For some reason the dynamite is kind.
  • Certain state names make you cry.
  • One man is simultaneously the dumbest and smartest person alive. You do not question this.
  • A different man is at once a murderous dark god, a loving husband, and a gigantic nerd. This, too, is never questioned.
  • There are four of the exact same person. Not cloned, however. The clones are a different story we must never speak of.
  • Everything is also a gun.
  • You must pick a team in the great battle of red versus blue. Friendships have been ruined over picking the wrong team. There is no remaining neutral. 
  • No one thinks twice about giving a child access to weapon gun hybrids, nor do they reconsider letting them fight the monsters of the world. Clearly, a man has made many, many mistakes.
  • You do not know who this drunk man declaring that he is the cheese master is, but you accept his mastery of cheese.
  • We wonder why we’re here. We see it as one of life’s greatest mysteries.
GOT7′s Google Search History

Jaebum

  • “how many cats is too many cats”
  • “what does rabies look like”
  • “why do people hate my bucket hats”
  • “am i having an existential crisis”
  • “what type of cat am i personality quiz”

Mark

  • “one way ticket to LA”
  • “why is my dad more popular than me”
  • “how to get legal custody of my shared dog”
  • “is time an illusion”
  • “how to delete ‘A’ era ramen hair mark tuan off of the internet for good”

Jackson

  • “how to get the world to drink green tea”
  • “what are the benefits of drinking a gallon of green tea every day”
  • “help i have too many gym memberships”
  • “am i TOO devilishly handsome”
  • “Jackson Wang GOT7 abs”

Jinyoung 

  • “i keep periodically losing my social media logins”
  • “when will Bounce by JJP die”
  • “how to plot the murder of a dongsaeng”
  • “why does everyone call me a wine mom”
  • “acting agencies looking for handsome idols”

Youngjae

  • “hello mr google!!!”
  • “is my dog planning to run away with mark hyung”
  • “how many times can i delete my insta pics before people start unfollowing me”
  • “how to abolish every cucumber in the world”
  • “i don’t know how to stop screaming”

Bambam

  • “nearest gucci store”
  • “every time i spend money i cry please help”
  • “how many boots can i buy before people catch on that i have an addiction”
  • “beginners guide to burning a bucket hat”
  • “what is the newest meme trend i need it for science”

Yugyeom

  • “how to tell if your hyung is plotting your murder”
  • “how to make eye contact with girls”
  • “my hyungs made soundclouds so should i do it too”
  • “i forgot my soundcloud login”
  • “music playlists that will make my hyungs think i’m cooler than i actually appear”