what i shouldn't do


of all the Kanas i’ve acquired through multiple game files, i’m certain that the Kana my Corrin has with Niles is probably the oldest and also the strangest


[and yet more]


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We are Number One

.. But it is Sportacus teaching the kids to be heroes and it is actually called “We are Number 10″

♫♪ Nöw løøk át þíß ßpörtßcàndy Î júßt föûnd… ♫♪ 

unpopular opinion time

I really don’t like the quote from PoA where Remus says Lily was there for him when no one else was because it undermines the Marauders. 

I mean James, Sirius and Peter didn’t carry Mandrake leaf in their mouth for a month for Lily to be shown as the bestest friend of Remus.

there’s that.

so i decided a couple of weeks ago that i want to be a high school health teacher and really push comprehensive sex education even though high schoolers are the worst but god knows this fucking country needs it and eventually i want to start an outreach organization and go speak at schools n stuff bc this shit is so important !!

Robbie Rotten is Literally a Troll

With the huge increase in popularity in the Icelandic Children’s TV show Lazytown, I quickly noticed that the original drafts had some root into icelandic folklore, for instance, Sportacus was originally an elf. In the kid’s tv show, it seemed to have discarded those cultural roots in place of something more Americanized- making a trickster elf into a superhero. It seems that all trace of Iceland has been erased (except for Magnus Scheving’s accent), but there may be more down the rabbit hole. 

I’m studying Anthropology, and have been a Storyteller for many years, with an emphasis in folklore from different parts of the world. When I noticed that the original Sportacus was an elf, I was quite intrigued. How much matched up with traditional Icelandic folklore? So, I looked it up. 

The most common nordic/ Icelandic folk tale is about beings called huldufolk (hidden folk) which can be recognized as being fairies, elves, and trolls. 

Sportacus matches up closely with the stories of the elves. In fact, he was one in the drafts that didn’t quite make it too far out of Iceland. However, Sportacus still has a lot of traits that match up with the elves from Icelandic folklore. One prominent story that comes to mind is a story about a town that loved to dance, and when the sheriff of the town banned dancing, the elves sided with the townsfolk who loved dancing to run the sheriff out of town. Does that sound familiar? An elf siding with someone who loves to dance to keep dancing and other activities alive in the town while stopping the person who gets in the way is essentially the plot of every single episode of Lazytown. While the original Sportacus was a lot more cruel in his tricks, the current Sportacus certainly bears resemblance to the original when it comes to motivation. 

Now on to Robbie Rotten. Who is he? In the show he is a lazy, rude, disguise wearing, and antisocial man who looks very different from the majority of the citizens in Lazytown. He is also the tallest character, and has purposefully distorted features. Given these traits, we can compare them. 

Trolls are creatures that are dim witted and easily outsmarted. They dislike most people and prefer to live in caves underground to avoid interaction. They are humanoid in nature, though often are shown as being larger than the average human. Their features are also distorted from humans, like having exceptionally long noses or chins. They are also considered to be clumsy, lazy, and poor mannered. 

The hobbies of trolls are also quite telling- they enjoy kidnapping people (even if they do not know what to do with them afterwards) and disguising themselves to trick humans

Robbie Rotten spends all of his time making poor schemes to trick the humans of Lazytown. Many of his plans involves kidnapping one of the citizens of Lazytown, though after they’re captured he often doesn’t know what to do next. He ultimately wants to be left alone in peace and quiet in his underground cavern. Most notably, he uses disguises to try and accomplish his goals, just like many trolls do in traditional Nordic tales. 

The only Troll characteristic that Robbie does not possess is the aversion to sunlight, but hey, no theory is perfect.

alois-vanity (You issued me a challenge for bad pickup lines and I broke the ask box with how many I sent. Prepare for this list bish cause I am the master.)

1) Are your legs tired? Cause you’ve been running through my mind all day.

2) Your father must be a thief because he seems to have stolen the stars and put them in your eyes.

3) Would you like to have breakfast tomorrow? Should I nudge you or call you?

4) *checks your shirt tag* Just as I thought! ‘Made in Heaven’

5) Nice to meet you. My name is (name) and you are….gorgeous!

6) Just looking at you makes me think I should call the police and the firemen cause you are just too hot. Hot damn!

7) I’m new in town and I was wondering if I could get directions to your place ;)

8) That dress looks great on you…as a matter of fact so would I ;) (so smooth)

9) Are you religious? Cause I’m the answer to all your prayers.

10) Are you okay? Cause Heaven is a long fall from here.

11) Was it love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

12) Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven.

13) Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

14) Why don’t you sit on my lap and we’ll get things straight between us (WHICH IS FUNNY CAUSE WE ARE BOTH HELLA QUEER)

15) (at the dinner table) *picks up bread* Wanna roll?

16) That’s a really nice smile you’ve got, shame that’s not all you are wearing.

17) Think you can dance in those shoes?

18) Ok, you can stand next to me as long as you don’t talk about the heat.

19) Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you’ve got a pretty sweet ass!

20) I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

21) If I were a stop light, I’d turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

22) Do you have a Band-Aid? Cause I just scrapped my knee falling for you.

23) Do you know what my shirt is made of? Girlfriend material.

24) If you were a vegetable you would be a cute-cumber.

25) If you were a fruit you would be a fine-apple.

26) Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.

27) Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.

28) I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

29) I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on ;)

30) Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.

31) You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

32) Your lips look cold. Want me to warm them with mine?

33) Your lips look lonely. Want mine to keep them company?

34) Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

35) Was your dad a boxer? Cause you’re a knockout!

36) If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.

37) You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

38) You look familiar. Do we have a class together? I swear we have chemistry.

39) My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.

40) Are you a banana? Cause I find you a-peeling.

41) Do you work at Starbucks? Cause I like you a latte!

42) I though happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?

and my hand is cramping up so i’m done.


Band Of Brothers 15th Anniversary

Episode 6. BASTOGNE
[7 Oct. 2001]