what i lost my virginity to

pretty dirty pick up lines.

’ you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend. ’
’ are you a drill sergeant? because you have my privates standing at attention. ’
’ do you mix concrete for a living? because you’re making me hard. ’
’ if you’re feeling down, i can feel you up. ’
’ i’m no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight. ’
’ i may not go down in history, but i’ll go down on you. ’
’ are you from the ghetto? cause i’m about to ghetto hold of dat ass. ’
’ you know what i like in a girl? my dick. ’
’ are you a doctor? cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction. ’
’ i lost my virginity. can i have yours? ’
’ hey, you wanna do a 68? you go down on me, and i’ll owe you one. ’
’ you can call me cake, cause i’ll go straight to your ass. ’
’ roses are red, violets are fine. if i be the 6, will you be the 9? ’
’ i’m like a firefighter, i find ‘em hot and leave ‘em wet! ’
’ i’m hung like a tic tac. wanna freshen your breath? ’
’ you smell like trash. may i take you out? ’
’ i wanna floss with your pubic hair. ’
’ let’s have a party and invite your pants to come on down. ’
’ you’re so hot, even my pants are falling for you! ’
’ are you spaghetti cause i want you to meat my balls. ’
’ we should play strip poker. you can strip, and I’ll poke you. ’
’ do you like adele? cause i can tell you wanna be rolling in the d. ’
’ do you have a shovel? cause i’m diggin’ that ass! ’
’ damn, are you my new boss, because you just gave me a raise. ’
’ remember my name, because you’ll be screaming it later! ’
’ are you an elevator? cause i wanna go down on you. ’
’ are you a shark? cause i’ve got some swimmers for you to swallow. ’
’ do you work for papa johns? cause you’re a fine pizza ass. ’
’ are you from china? cause i’m china get in your pants. ’
’ why don’t you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight? ’
’ baby there’s a party in my pants and you are invited! ’
’ i’m looking for treasure, can i look around your chest? ’
’ if i flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head? ’
’ would you like a hotdog to go with those buns? ’
’ this may seem corny, but you make me really horny. ’
’ how about you make me the climax of your story? ’
’ that’s a nice set of legs, what time do they open? ’
’ my name is skittles… wanna taste my rainbow? ’
’ you remind me of a crop, because i wanna plow you. ’
Alternative version of the talk between Mika and Narumi:
  • Narumi: "Then, Was Yuu the first you ever drank blood from?"
  • Mika: "...Yeah."
  • Narumi: "So that means-"
  • Mika: "Yeah, I basically lost my virginity to him."
  • Narumi: "O.o"
  • The squad, except for Shinoa: "O.o"
  • Shinoa: "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
  • Yuu*coming out of the mansion*: "Hey guys, guess what we found-"
  • *everybody's staring at him in total shock, except for Mika who shyly averts his gaze and Shinoa who giggles*
  • Yuu*confused*: "...What is it?"
Straight White Boy Problem #971

what. the. fuck. my bro (one of my best bros) just lost his virginity for the FIRST time when he was drunk :/ and he is expecting me to be right by his side, giving him constant affirmation that the decision he made was a GOOD decision. I think that my bro may regret his decision in the near future because he was reallyyyy drunk, but a supportive bro HAS to support his BRO because I’m his BRO! Like dude *hi fives my bro* nice man!! So proud of you!!!

/Playing a game of Never Have I Ever/

Matthew: Never have I ever… lost my virginity to Ivan. 

*Everyone laughs. Alfred slowly puts down one finger.*

Kiku: …wait. What?

Alfred: Well never have I ever broke into Papa’s wine cellar to seem “cool”.

Matthew *standing up*: I’ve never come into your room at night because “I can’t sleep and want to be cuddled” even though you’re almost 19 Alfred!!

Alfred *Also stands up*: Yeah?! Well I’ve never-

Kiku: Please calm down…

Gilbert: :D

Ivan: … 

C: My parents are Somalian and my life has been hell. They won’t let me take off the hijab. I have been wearing it since i was 7. I’m almost 20 and feel like I’m not experiencing life. I wanna have a boyfriend but they won’t let me. I can’t do anything. I’m not allowed to have friends that are not Muslim. I want to move out but where will I go? Meanwhile, my brother is doing God knows and lost his virginity and they don’t care because he is a man. I’m depressed. What should I do?

The First of Many Times

Summary: Nygmobblepot Fic: Part of the Sea of Photographs series - After Oswald surprised Edward with the painted portrait, the newly found lovers express their feeling for each other in the most intimate way.

Rating: NC-17 (Anal Penetration, Unprotected Sex)

Note: This is probably the second hardest thing I’ve written, after the golden shower fic I wrote. It’s my first time writing smut for this pairing, so I’m very nervous about it. This is the second part to the one-shot I wrote that introduced virgin Oswald. I’d like to know what you think and I hope those who read it enjoy. Happy reading!

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“Are you frightened, Oswald?”

Oswald gazes, lost in a haze, at the handsome lips that have spoken his name. They were responsible for giving him his first kiss, and the second, and now they crave for a lot more.

“Oswald?”

He finches out of his hypnotic state, never has he heard Edward say his name in such a way, filled with so much love and desire. “We were hanging the painting, weren’t we?” Oswald removes Edward’s hands from his hips and hobbles to the fireplace on the far right end of the room.

“That was the excuse I used to get you to my bedroom.” Edward picks up the painting resting down at his side and joins Oswald by the fireplace, standing behind the shorter dark haired man.

“I know that, Ed. You weren’t very discrete about it.”

He rests his chin on top of Oswald’s head, pressing their bodies together like perfect puzzle pieces. “Who needs discretion.”  He rubs his free hand over Oswald’s black pin-striped jacket and unbuttons the middle button, then slips his hand to the front of his pants, delicately fondling the other man’s package.

“Ooh….”, Oswald screeches, skittishly squirming out of Edward’s touch. He hastily steps away from him and turns back to face him. “I’m sorry—” he deeply exhales, refastening the button of his jacket, hands jittering like the tail of a rattlesnake— “but this is all just a little awkward for me.” He licks his dry lips, straightening the wrinkles out of his jacket.

“Why?” Edward closes the gap between them and lays the painting down at his side. “Is it because this is your first time?”

“No—” anxiously shakes his head from left to right— “no!”, he lies.

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DAT Trash Can

Fun fact about me (my life, nah, jk), less than a year ago, I didn’t like yaoi or gay stuff, I didn’t hate it (of course not, I’m not a jerk) but I wasn’t into it and then, there was this (AMAZING) day when my brain just embrace the cuteness of 2 boys loving each other (thanks Free!), yeah I lost my yaoi virginity with MakoHaru (what a beautiful start) ;P

Anyway, I here am now, reading gay smut at almost midnight in my bed instead of studying, BUT I REGRET NOTHING ! *^*

I’m so proud of the trash I became, so happy to suffer by reading fanfictions about my non-canon ships and drown into an ocean of tears and time to time : happiness xD

If there’s one thing to remember about all that useless post is : BE PROUD OF WHAT YOU ARE ! BE PROUD OF THE HUGE TRASH CAN YOU BECAME ! And most important : DON’T EVER STOP SHIPPING PEOPLE TOGETHER ! (you’ll killed me if you do that, literally) x’)

Thirty Year Old Virgin

Request: Lin x reader with 22 and 93?

Pairing: Lin x Reader

Words: 476

Prompts: 22- I am not telling you how I lost my virginity, nope. 93- I forgot we had a cat.

“For the last time Lin, I am not telling you how I lost my virginity, nope.” You said firmly, crossing your arms and giving you boyfriend a stern look.

“I just don’t understand why you won’t tell me (Y/N). At this point you refusing to tell me just makes me want to know more.” He replied, tying his shoulder length hair back into a ponytail. Though you wouldn’t admit it to him, you loved his long hair.

“It’s just irrelevant.” What your boyfriend of three months didn’t know was the real reason you refused to tell him how you lost your virginity was because, well, you hadn’t and you were really insecure about it. You were thirty and a virgin.

It’s not like you were trying to stay a virgin, you had just always been too busy for relationships and you weren’t one for one night stands. Next thing you knew you were a grown woman who had never had sex.

Now, you and Lin had been handsy, but things never progressed all the way yet. Either one of  you would  have an early morning or you’d be on your period or some other crazy instance would cockblock the two of you.

“If it’s so irrelevant than just tell me.” Lin, a grown man, whined, grabbing your hand and tugging you down onto the couch with him.

“It’s embarrassing.” You groaned, burying your face in your hands. He put his arm around your shoulders and pulled you to him.

“Come on (Y/N), I promise not to laugh that much.” He teased and you punched his shoulder.

“God, fine. I haven’t okay. I’m a thirty year old virgin.” You confessed, refusing to look him in the eyes. His body stiffened.

“Well, I can help with that.” He said and you squealed as he jumped up from the couch and picked you up. 

“Lin!” You exclaimed in between laughs. You often forgot how strong your boyfriend was. He was practically running to the bedroom.

Mierda!” He cursed as he stumbled and you heard the cat you had dual ownership of yowl. “I forgot we had a cat.”

“You are an idiot.”

“An idiot who’s about to take your virginity.” You blushed as red as a tomato at his words and you lightly hit his chest, unable to form a rebuttal. “I mean, if that’s okay with you of course.”

You rolled your eyes as he let you down on his bed. Instead of answering you wrapped an arm around his neck and pressed your lips against his.

“I have pretty high expectations you know.” You teased, smiling against his lips.

“I guess I’ll just have to bring my A game then.” He replied and a chill ran up your spine at the mischievous look in his eye.

You really should have told Lin you were a virgin sooner.

A/N: Sorry this one is so short, it was hard to fit those two prompts together 😂 Hope you enjoyed!

My friends are hilarious

So we are sitting in class and my friend Miranda starts talking about prank calls she’s made over the years….XD so one of them were she called Walmart and said (in a child’s voice I stress) “Hello? My daddy is really mad, my big sister lost something and he’s really mad, I’m wondering if you can help me find it?”

The woman on the phone said: “sure sweetheart, can you tell me what your sister lost?” Completely believing that my friend was a little child and not the grown ass woman she is. XD

THEN!! Miranda says, straight faced “Daddy says she lost her virginity, and he’s super mad about it…..I don’t know what a virginity is but apparently she lost it in a supplies closet… can you help me find it?”

😂😂😂 I died man, I’m in tears

@flargahblargh @staxurst @gettingfriskywithit

Thought with all the stress you guys could use a laugh. Enjoy!!

"I don't wanna be THAT guy. I don't wanna be your first anything"

We were doing good until he found out I was a virgin, and said this. Now he thinks I’m just trying to use him to lose my vcard, little does he know I just lost it to another guy a few nights ago. I don’t even know what I’m doing or want anymore.

“Jealous”ReaderXPan

Could you plzzzzz do an imagine where pan cheats on you with the new girl and when you flirt with the boys he regrets it and wants you back


Originally posted by cutesweetthing

Jealousy is a ticking time bomb. It was such a subtle minuscule feeling that sat on the edge of what both destroyed me and my happiness. I walked over quickly settling myself amongst the dark trees as I see Pan greet the mysterious “Wendy bird” with a quick peck on her cheek.

That sight was absolutely repulsive. How could he just take my virginity one night, announce he has deep feelings for me the next, then pull this sort of bull shit! No. No way was I having him play me for a fool. I quickly got up from behind the trees and quietly made my way back over to the Lost Boys camp. Anger swirled deep within the pitt of my stomach. I felt like I have been used, and my heart thrown towards the depths of the deepest ocean. Felix who happened to be near by spotted me, and to my amusement, he was the one that came to my aide.

“Y/N” He said in such a low voice making all the boys in the camp drop their tools. “What’s going on? Why aren’t you with Peter?”

I felt the urge to kick him in the privates for asking such a profound question. But deep inside, I had felt my heart just break into a million pieces. I wanted to run. I wanted to smash something. But most importantly, I wanted Peter. For days now, Peter has been going off into the woods for some “unspecified business”. Turns out he was cheating on me the whole time. 

I looked into Felix’s cold amber eyes and at an instant, I felt a new fresh pair of lips press against mine. 

“There, there.” Felix said patting me lightly on the back. “It doesn’t have to be like this.” 

It felt wrong to be hugging Pan’s best friend and occasional enemy from time to time. But then again, he might be the key to capturing Pan’s attention. I returned the hug reluctantly, but in a way that it would bypass Felix. 

“Let’s go back to the fire, you need to get warm.” Felix said as he threw his cloak over me. 


I watched quietly as the boys gathered around the fire. Acting out their latest battles and new fighting moves that Pan had taught them the morning before. They all so eagerly admired him. I watched as their shadows danced on the rocks, their songs fill the isle of Neverland causing the island itself to spring back to life. 

It was then a loud thud shook the ground, causing everyone to stop their dancing and singing. Pan had returned, and he was not at all pleased. I saw his emerald eyes scavenger the faces of the “Lost Boys” hoping he would lock eyes with mine. But no, he locked eyes on the male with his hand around my waist. I felt Felix’s hand tighten around my torso as he pulled me closer to him. My heart felt as though it had frozen over as Pan’s icy gaze met mine. 

“Felix!” He hissed marching over towards the both of us. 

“Yes, Pan,” Felix said standing up.

“I don’t know if you are aware, but that is my personal property, and you know how I feel when people touch things that are mine.” Pan said inches away from his face.

Felix rolled his eyes pushing Pan as he made his way over to the other end of the small clearing. He turned around and drew out his club. My eyes couldn’t believe what was about to unfold. Were Pan and Felix about to fight over me? 

“Go ahead then,” Pan said with a flick of his wrist making Felix’s club disappear. “But If you’re going to fight me, I’d say do it like a man. No weapons, just fists.” 

Peter went into his fighting stance, but Felix stood there. His lips pursed for we all knew that if he were to take on Pan, he would clearly die. Pan smiled as Felix stepped back. 

“You’ll never be a leader Felix. Pan never fails, especially when it comes to certain things I want. And right now, I want you out of my sight.” Pan spat as he returned his gaze over to me. 

“Y/N!” He yelled. “Follow me.”

Still fuming over what I saw minutes ago, I reluctantly got up taking Felix’s cloak off and handing it to him as we passed each other. For some reason, Wendy wasn’t around and needless to say, I wasn’t disappointed. 

“What are you playing at!” I said as we got to the ocean shore.

Pan looked at me. His emerald eyes glazed over with hate. I took a step back as he began approaching me. He quickly grabbed my wrists and pulled me close to him, making sure we could see eye to eye. 

“Y/N, I’m sorry.” He said quietly as I struggled to get out of his grasp. 

“Sorry?! You’re sorry!? Is that all you can say” I said my voice crackling as I was fighting back tears. 

Pan let go of me and I saw the pain and confusion in his face. It was the same look I had earlier. I quickly ran down the beach as fast as I could away from him. But he of course being magical and all appeared right in front of me and I fell into him. 

“i thought you cared about me! I gave you me! I gave you every ounce of innocence that I had left and you threw it away! Maybe you had your way with other girls in the past but I submitted myself to you! “ At this point I couldn’t control my tears or voice. I was so angry, and hurt. 

Pan held me close to him as I continued to thrash about. 

“Let me go!” I yelled

“No!” 

“Let me go Now!” I demanded!

He did but this time he was the one to break down.

“I said I was sorry Y/N!” I’m sorry okay! I regret seeing Wendy! I made a mistake! 

“Oh grow up!” I shouted. 

“Listen to me!” He grabbed me by the arm as I tried to walk away. “ Listen please!” 

His voice was shaky but I decided to let the boy talk. 

“I love you Y’N” He said loudly. 

I felt the broken pieces of my heart start to shake as he took my by my hand. He was so gentle. I looked at him. His eyes were now calm but yet broken at the same time. I felt the urge to kiss him but I didn’t want him to know that he was my weakness.

“Wendy was a distraction from my thoughts. I thought if I could use her I wouldn’t fall into this trap.” He said a little bit calmer. “The truth is Y/N I love you! I loved you since the moment you arrived on my island. But I don’t want to get attached. But you’re different. When I’m around you, my blood boils. When we make love, it’s like a never ending sea of passion. I love you Y/N. I know what you did with Felix and I probably deserved that. But seeing you with him, made me angry. I should be the one keeping you warm, not him. But if you choose him over me, I understand.”

Pan looked down and I immediately regretted my own actions. I loved Pan so much. He knew that too, but then what he said with Felix shook me up. What have I done? 

“Pan,” I said caressing his cheek. “I don’t love Felix, I love you. I only did what I did to make you jealous.”

Pan smiled and kiss my lips with so much thirst. After he pulled away, I looked deep into those green eyes and smiled. 

“Please never stray from me again ” I said playfully messing up his hair. 

“As long as you don’t do the same” He replied kissing up and down my neck. 

“Never” I whispered. 

What Were You Thinking? Supernatural Oneshot

I got my first son onset request!!! If you want a oneshot, feel free to send me a message with ideas!


Anonymous: I love your imagines! could you do a story where Sam and Dean find out their little sister lost her virginity to another hunter

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Dean strolled to the top of the bar like it was nothing, a cocky smile played on your brother’s lips. You were disgusted at the idea of what your brother as trying to do to that poor bartender. 

“Just look away,” Sam chuckled at you.

“I would, but I just don’t understand why he has to pick up a chick at every bar we go to,” I replied leaning back into the booth. 

“I think it’s his way of feeling normal,” Sam spoke, shoveling a thing of fried into his mouth.

You rolled you eyes at the thought. “Normal” we’d never be normal, normal wasn’t in the cards for the winchesters. At one point it was for you, but after your mom was found mysteriously dead in the woods and the government passed you off to John Winchester, the only thing normal in your life was the cloths you were.

Dean slide back into the booth, his best attempt at a puppy dog face.

“Guessing the old blue steel didn’t work, huh” Sam asked in amusement watching Dean pick up his burger in defeat.

“She’s engaged, of course it wasn’t going to work,” Dean pouted.

“I think you’ll be okay.”

“You know Sam, when are you ever gonna have fun?” Dean snapped, clearly getting annoyed with the situations.

“I have fun Dean, safe fun. Not rolling round with a bunch of random women I meet at bars.”

“Sammy, you got to live a little.”

“God you guys are so freaking weird,” I giggled watching my two brother’s little augment untangle in front of my eyes.

“Well sex is a great thing Y/N” Dean jumps into defend himself. Sam instantly shot Dean a death glare as though Dean has just suggested opening Lucifers cage.

“Not that you’ll ever know,” Dean jumped in after realizing his mistake.

“What if I already know,” you reply back making the same mistake Dean had just done moments before you, speaking before thinking about it.


Sam and Dean dropped their food and stared at you for s split second before Dean’s face turned into pure rage.

“Excuse me,” he coughed.

Now would be a great time ti say it was a joke, but lying to your brothers never worked out. “Oh come on you two, I’m 20 years old, what do you expect.”

“So you have,” Sam paused, “You’ve…:

“Yes Sam, I’m a winchester, not a saint.”

“And I’m gonna kill him,” dean barked at your reply. “I need a name, how long ago was this, did you even think about what dangerous situation you put yourself through. Damn it Y/N”

“Like the dangerous situations you put yourself into every night with those bartenders, really dean,” You roll your eyes.

“That’s diffrent!” Dean defended.

“How, at least I knew the guy!”

“Wait, you knew the guy. How do you know a guy? The only guy even close to your age that you would know of is..,” Sam opened up and then realization hit. 

I mean it wasn’t a bad idea, a hunter with a hunter. Someone who knew the life. Besides, your brothers always liked Max. Maybe they got a little defensive when he got anywhere near you, but they liked him. 

“I’m gonna kill him,” Dean snapped again.

“Will you two cool your jets this is stupid!” I snapped back getting angry with the entire augment. I’m 20, I should be able to fuck whoever I wanted to.

“What the hell were you thinking Y/N!.”

“I was thinking for myself Dean!”

“I can not believe you are that stupid. It’s one thing to find out that my baby sister is having…. that. But to find out it’s with a haunter. Y/N, hunters are dangerous, teenage boys are dangerous.”

“You two should know,” you rolled your eyes. 

“Okay both of you stopped,” Sam finally chimed it. “I get it, Y/N is 20, she is old enough to know Dean so get off her case. Y/N you should’ve come to us though, not let it be a mistake that just slept out, because Dean is right you could’ve gotten seriously hurt.”

“Fine, I guess I can do that,” you surrender, realizing the truth behind your brothers rules.

“Dean?” sam questioned.

Dean looked at Sam with pure daggers in his eyes, “fine.” Then he looks at you, same daggers piecing through your soul, “and you… no more of this… boy stuff.”

here is my attempt to write smut

he climbs on to you as your back fell into the sofa. “w-what?” you said, blushing madly. you were supposed to be mad at him because he didn’t remember your birthday, even though you’ve reminded him days before. “i’m sorry baby i was so busy, why can’t you forgive me?” he pouted. his hands were at both sides of your head, and his face was inches away from you. “ugh whatever. i have to go now.” you tried to sit up, but then he pins you down by grabbing your hand and putting it on top of your head. you knew you couldn’t play “annoyed” anymore cause his face moved closer to you and he presses his lips onto yours. you squirm, trying to flip the situation here. all day today he had ignored you, work and work and work and he didnt even say a simple “happy birthday”, even though it would be fine despite the circumstances. you were so annoyed that when he asked you to come over, you had to remind him. and what’s even more annoying is that he made that secret shocked face and tried to play it cool and say “yeah i know, i was trying to say that to you at my apartment.” he was lying, obviously. so why did you even go to his apartment? you dont know why.
he broke the kiss for a while, moving his other hand to touch your cheek. before you could speak again, he took that opportunity to kiss you again, harder this time. his lips moved again yours and slowly, you realize you were kissing back. both of you kissed in sync, until he parted your mouth and you felt his tongue pass your lips. you fight for dominance, and now it became a game of two. it was hard, since it was your strong, controlling TC. he was a leader, a man held the class responsible and lead them to a better direction. with that much power, your body gives in and you let him do what he does. noticing the falter, he breaks the kiss and stares on to you longly. with not hesitation, he moves down to your neck and sucks harshly onto them. you yelped at the sudden pain, but became quickly accustomed to it. you tilted your head to give him better space and let out a small moan as his lips tickles your neck. your hands started making their way to his back and you held on to it, pushing him closer to you.
“ah, so you’re acknowledging me now” he smirked, “you really want me, don’t you?”
you looked away, not wanting to answer anything anymore. he’s still looking smug as ever.
noticing your temperance, he continued. he kisses your neck again, sucking more here and there, now reaching your collarbone. he unbuttons your shirt entirely and puts them away, now left with your bra. you wore one of your favorite bra, and to be honest you were expecting this to happen. TC was now moving his lips down to your breast where he now sucks the skin at. a few sigh escapes your mouth as they were a sensitive spot for you. for some reason, TC’s hands made it to your back and he unhooked your bra, taking them off. you came into consciousness and covered your breast, “h-hey!” but then he slowly pulled your hand away, “shh it’s okay, show me everything”
his eyes were dilated and his breath was deep. the way he said it sounded so hungry, your heart sped up. he moved your hands aside and kissed all over your chest as his hands trace the outline of your waist and hips. your face was hot and probably red, it was so out of this world that you can’t seem to control yourself. you were putty in his hands. he started to remove your skirt (or pants, whichever), and now you were bare naked with your underwear as your only clothing. “t-this isn’t fair…” you mumbled, expecting him not hear but apparently he did and somehow he did understand cause he sat up and unbuttoned his shirt. he did it so hurriedly that you thought “wow, he really does want me”
you were confused as he moved his face inches away from yours. he wasn’t kissing you, so what is he doing.
then you felt it.
his fingers crawled behind your underwear and he starts playing with you. you gasped, familiarizing this new feeling growing in you. you can feel your underwear getting wet as your breath becomes unsteady. you looked at him, and he looks at you, but all you see was hazy. he moved his head beside you where his lips hovered in your ear. “say my name” he groans. you bit back a moan, fighting to not easily give in to him. seeing as you werent doing it anytime soon, he clicked his tongue and stopped. you were disappointed and ashamed.
when he backs up, you thought it was over and you messed up, but then he unzipped his pants. you were nervous as you looked at the size. “don’t worry, just bear with it” he whispered, “it will get better”

he inserted as fast as blinking, and it did hurt at the start. you winced, starting to wonder why people even do this. he pushes deeper, and a new feeling arises. “it hurts!” you cry out, even though he doesn’t stop. “relax yourself, it won’t hurt when you get used to it.”
he continues to thrust and sure enough the pain ceases. he had a pace going on and your clenched hands were softening. the pace builded up a moan that comes out of your mouth, and soon enough he quickens his pace. the whole thing was constant, as he thrusts faster and faster, you were started to scream louder and louder. he then hits a spot that jolts you awake, arching your back.
“got you.” he growls.
he started to hit that spot over and over again that makes you cry and moans over and over again. “say my name, please Y/N!” he pants. “T-TC/N” you stuttered. you repeated his name again which faded through the pleasure sound you make. when you open your eyes, you saw stars, and everything smelled like sweat and him. you decided, right there, it was him. everything was him. it’s all you can think of; him, him, and only him. the fact alone makes you melt into his body, and you clawed onto his back to hold on to dear life. the constant pace was replaced as he leads you onto the climax. he thrusts into you deeper and hits the spot once again, making you scream. his pace grows faster and faster. you tighten yourself to him and you felt your body heating up.
“TC/N!” you cry out of pleasure.
He moaned as he released liquid that throbs inside you. your body grows limp and you shiver. he slows down, “happy birthday, Y/N”
this certainly was the best birthday gift ever.

  • someone getting to know me: so how old were you when you lost your virginity?
  • me: you can't lose something that doesn't exist
  • them: okay yeah but you know what I mean
  • me: no I don't????

anonymous asked:

So i lost my virginity yesterday to my boyfriend and omfg I literally had no idea what to do until I remembered all the fics you wrote and what the reader was doing so you basically saved my fucking life hahaha but for real though i just kind of collected my thoughts and was like "WHAT DID TAYLOR WRITE" and just started going at it i think i did a good job if u ask me

omgggg this is amazing lol!!! i’m glad that, even if only this one thing, i’ve accomplished something in my life :”)

anonymous asked:

how do you feel about virgins? i'm 19 and i'm still a virgin and i feel like guys are turned off by that... it also makes me insecure like i've missed a bunch of milestone that people have passed at like 17. i've had a guy say ew when i told him i was one before 😞

listen I didn’t lose mine til after high school and it was with a girl who was way older than me n experienced and ya know what happened after I lost my virginity? I woke up the next day and lived my life lol nothing changes when you lose it you are still you, virginity ain’t shit it’s some whack ass concept and if these dudes are turned off by it they shouldn’t be getting no pussy whatsoever sex is cool but you stressing over being a virgin is the least of your worries because it don’t really matter if you are or not cuz some people out here still claiming they fuck good when they probably only do missionary and basic sex Ed 101 shit all I’m saying is being a virgin at your age is totally ok it doesn’t matter take your time don’t over think it and take it easy don’t worry about others don’t let no whack ass man make you feel bad cuz you haven’t gotten it on yet ok? coooool 🌹

anonymous asked:

Does it bother you that you haven't had sex? I'm not saying it should because i don't think it matters, but i found myself being embarrassed to tell people because of what they might think and feeling as though i couldn't participate in conversation about sex?

no i wouldn’t say it bothers me. i just kind of have the mind set that when it happens it will happen lol. i try not to stress about things like that bc whats the point!!!!! virginity is literally just a concept made up by society and theres no need to get stressed about something that is fake and really doesn’t matter.. u feel. sometimes I’m like yeah it obvi would be nice if i had lost my virginity already lol but i try not to get worked up about it or anything 

anonymous asked:

Okay so I lost my virginity a couple of weeks ago and honestly at the heat of the moment it felt pretty nice but the thing was this person has a girlfriend, and I know her personally. I feel like complete shit every time I see her and I can't brush off the guilt I have. The thing is I don't want to stop hanging out with this guy because him and I have so much in common that's it's crazy. I don't know what to do, I wanna do the right thing but it's so hard

You lost your virginity to your friends’ significant other? I’m going to be brutally honest when I say that I think you should really leave it alone, I really think you would appreciate the same respect even though you and that person have a lot in common. If you’re really compatible, when those people break up maybe you’ll have a chance then but honestly I think it’s just a matter of respect. (From the outsider perspective that it)

anonymous asked:

can i request positivity for male asexuals? my best friend is feeling bad recently due to pressure of his father to lost his virginity with his girlfriend (who is also asexual, yay!) if you don't mind?^^ plus he's panromantic so if you wanna add it is cool =3 it would double cool if you can give me advice about how to help him to feel better ;-; im bad at helping

Mostly, just listen to him. That’s what I would say. Sympathize with his problems. The like.


MH