what i have in my corner

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Opinion on Parker?

the bitsy spider is like… a mildly terrifying combo of steve and tony. he has all of steve’s moral uprightness and willingness to do what he believes is right, regardless of consequences, and all of tony’s i-will-do-science-and-thereby-solve-my-problems method of dealing with life. he’s good people though, despite an unfortunate tendency to eat pizza while sitting on the ceiling and drip hot cheese into my hair. not cool, peterbird.

what makes him kinda terrifying is that he physically looks like steve did pre-superjuice, plus a few inches and a few pounds, but he’s crazy strong. the only avengers who can beat him in sheer strength are hulk and thor. and neither of them really have a calculable upper limit on their strength, so.

but being able to kick both stevie and i across the room doesnt stop him from looking like he needs to be bundled in blankets and tucked in a corner where nobody can bully him. lemmie tell you, it plays merry hell on my nerves when somebody throws a bus at him and he catches it and throws it back

  • Showering when my husband is home: A stroll through the deepest existential corners of the mind. Who am I? What is the meaning of life? Time is an illusion.
  • Showering when I'm the only parent home: An Olympic event I have never trained for and can't possibly be fast enough at, where, at any point, someone may sound an air horn signaling that I've been disqualified and need to exit the field immediately.

I have arrived! For @xbrokenbutfabulousxstuff ’s Semi Formal! I left any good clothes in Alabama sooo I went with this!

I don’t really have any good shoes so I kinda just

Boots. Can’t go wrong there

Also I think this is the first time I’ve had a “full body” picture woah…

Sorry for the bad quality >~< Tried using my laptop to take the picture, didn’t turn out very well…

Anyways, I’ll probably sit in the corner and watch everyone dance, sing, or do what ever!

Feel free to come talk to me ;^

Murder Smut part 5

A/N: Quick update just to get the story back on track and introduce some stuff and people. It’s short I know, but the next chapter (maybe, my plot line kinda got mixed up) will have more storyline to it. No smut this time either. As usual enjoy and let me know what you think. Don’t be afraid to leave feedback…..as a writer I thrive on feedback.

Happy popped his head around the corner “Your house is a mess.” Celeste sighed shoving some pants into a bag. “I just moved in. I’m still unpacking.” His look was incredulous “You have been here for two months.” “Look Mr. Clean if you want you’re welcome to organize my house. I won’t stop you. In fact that would be really sexy, but right now I’m trying to figure out how Eddie is gonna stay in my house when I’m stuck at the compound on lockdown.” “Who’s Eddie?” He demanded brusquely. “A friend that I called in from New York to help me at the garage.” He grunted. “Hurry up we can’t be away for that long.” She finished packing and they rode back to the garage in silence. After arriving back Happy went into the clubhouse without a word. ‘His mood swings give me whiplash.’ Celeste couldn’t help but think walking to the garage to do more work. It had been a few days of lockdown and she was getting stir crazy. It has also been a few days since Happy had last spoken to her. Normally this wouldn’t be a problem except they were stuck in the same room at night. He made it a point to not be in there if she was awake and he usually spent his time running errands and drinking with his brothers and the few moments they were alone together he didn’t say anything to her. Not to mention she wasn’t getting customers with the club being on lockdown and closing the garage off and she had employees she needed to pay.

Around 6pm she got a text from Eddie. Celeste replied back to just stay at the house and wait for her. She couldn’t wait around anymore and went to find Chibs. He was found at the bar drinking with Tig, Happy, and a man called T.O. “Chibs, I need to talk to you. This lockdown can’t go on, I have employees to pay, that means they need to work. While I’m not against helping people out they still need to earn. Which means people have to be able to get to the garage.” She quickly pleaded her case. “We have bigger problems right now, like why these people took us?” Happy interjected. She nodded in agreement. “I can understand the need to protect everyone, but you’re not protecting anyone keeping everyone here. You’re only making it easier for them to strike at everyone at once.” She explained. Chibs nodded. “and if I may add something?” She asked. “What Lass?” “Who do you know that’s Greek that you’ve pissed off recently?” “What makes you think he was Greek Doll? I’m aware you somehow got recruited to babysit while Chibs and a few others found us.” Tig interjected softly. “Because he spoke Greek.” She acknowledged. “How do you know that?” T.O asked. “Because I speak Greek.” She admitted sheepishly. They looked at her in disbelief. “Don’t look at me like that.” She stated shifting uncomfortably. “So what was he saying?” Chibs inquired. “To you? Roughly translated he said go fuck yourself and he didn’t really say too much else to me other than that after you left, other than the location of where they took your guys. He did happen to mention a meeting, but no details. I assume you checked his pockets?” She asked looking at Happy. “I gave the contents to Chibs, it’s no longer your business.” She raised her hands in surrender “I wasn’t prying. I don’t care about club business, I don’t care what you guys do, I only ask because I have a friend down from New York to help me with the garage and currently is in my house.” “Eddie?” Happy inquired. Celeste nodded her head “Yes and Eddie will be staying at my house not coming here.” She remarked to Happy “Aye,” Chibs chimed in “She’s right guys. We can’t keep everyone here and her reasons make sense. Lift the lockdown, it’s easier to find our enemy when they think we’ve dropped our guard, but tell everyone to be on alert for anyone suspicious.” Chibs cautioned agreeing with Celeste. “And to be honest I’m tired of being locked up here myself.” The guys nodded and split up to spread the word and open the gates.

They sat around waiting as everyone cleared out. “Since this lockdown is being lifted perhaps we can meet this Eddie?” Chibs inquired nudging Celeste playfully. “You can already stop. It’s not a relationship, Eddie is a friend from college that’s all. We bonded and stayed in touch all these years. Tomorrow most likely, since you know, we’ll have to work.” He nodded in understanding and stood to kiss her cheek. “Then Goodnight, but see that you get home safe and let me know when you get there.” “I will.” She agreed and he walked her out to her car after she had packed her stuff up. Happy was outside standing by his bike, slipping his helmet on as she was leaving, he nodded to her, but nothing more. She got in her car and hurried home, looking forward to getting drunk with Eddie.

I had slightly tricked myself into thinking
it was a skill, the way
I found the parts of her body
draped over my own.
Regardless of blindness,
the burnt out lamps, the sealed shades,
no darkened corner could hinder
my hands from thighs, always fitting them,
the stubble, the perfect ankle,
the bowl behind her knees;
there is no skill, I realize,
in the way my body conforms utterly to hers, like liquid into any vessel,
like liquid with liquid – this isn’t what was intended by compromise.

I’ve no skill because I twist into her skin,
or because my body performs movements and poses never learned.
I have no skill, I realize.
that sway, or pull, or performance, called sleeping,
even, as the moon pulls at the ocean, we tug ever so softly at eternity, at magic,
her wrist seeming to have tumbled into my shoulder blade, her right breast having puckered at my elbow, and her thigh returning to cover belly, cock, nakedness,
taking position, night and night again,
shielding what no one else ever even really got to see,
her crotch finds a crevice of my body I myself had never recognized,
and this has not been her first discovery,
lying there,
she marches delicately, rubbing thighs,
trying to climb into me.
This is no skill of mine. I realize.
I realize I am only here to witness,
to beckon her worship,
and in return





Win some, lose some.

I am a chemically
induced mirage,
the (poisoned) water
you think you see
in the distance,
a shell of a person-
I have too much
pride. The last time

I wrote about you,
my heart beat
so hard I felt it
vibrate in my ears,
echoing and
off my skull until
I swore I heard it
whisper your name.
As usual, I am last
to know the what and
why. And

I am afraid
all the time now,
fearing both
sickness and health,
love and lust,
wrong and right.
But my heart swells
past bursting
every time I hear
mention of you.

Because of you,
I know what love is.
Because of you,
I care. And
because of you,
I won.

i have such vivid memories of pure herione in 2014 like, thats when i was going to my first lgbt support group and i listened to that album on repeat on the radio when i was riding in the car with all the friends i made there and we would all hang out at this mall and we had our own little corner and it was so nice…basically what im saying is @ lorde girl blease release the next album so i can have experiences like that again 

A summary of fandoms (from what I can tell)
  • Supernatural: perpetually crying in the corner and is really sarcastic about death.
  • Merlin: a lot of sad reminiscing. Everyone ships the same ship.
  • Sherlock: spends seven hours analyzing three frames, screaming the whole time.
  • Yuri on ice: utter chaos at the moment. 10000 pieces of fanart.
  • Doctor who: everyone is a hardcore fan because you have to be to actually finish it. Manages to cry over really old events.

When I remember that [adult swim] is airing all four seasons of Samurai Jack leading up to the premiere of season 5

When I remember the fandom will be revived after over ten years of me in my corner with like ten other people

When I remember the fandom will be revived

When I remember there’s going to be an actual fandom that will go looking for fan content from the last ten years and they’re going to find me

When I remember I have ten years of fan content that people are going to find

When I remember what kind of fan content I have been making

The NTs driving me fucking crazy

ENTP: *terrified of intimacy*
ENTP: *gets scared when someone shows the slightest bit of genuine affection*
ENTP: *cuts off contact for one week*
INFP: Hey, I owe you an apology, sorry for cornering you
ENTP: Ah that’s fine I wasn’t upset anyway : )))))))

INTJ: We haven’t seen each other in a while, do you not have time for me anymore
INFP: No, I’m working my ass off and I’m tired of always visiting you, why don’t you come ov-
INTJ: Lmfao okay bye

ENTJ: I don’t know if I can trust you. I can’t really trust anyone, people always seem to betray me
INFP: Yeah, it’s better to only trust yourself

INTP: *simply disappears for extended periods of time only to randomly reappear as if nothing happened*

(at the garrison library)

lance: look at keith. over there in that corner, with all those books. probably reading like, shakespeare or something. he must think he’s so cool and sophisticated. what a jerk.

keith (surrounded by all 42 warriors books including the 14 manga adaptations, 6 field guides, and a personal handwritten rendition of the warrior code):  i would die for you, firestar.


Ben: In my time working for the State Government, my job sent me to 46 cities in 11 years. I lived in villages with eight people, rural farming communities, college towns. I was sent to every corner in Indiana. And then I came here. And I realised that, this whole time, I was just wondering around, everywhere, just looking for you.

Leslie: The things that you have done for me, to help me, support me, surprise me, to make me happy go above and beyond what any person deserves. You’re all I need. I love you and I like you.

Ben: I love you and I like you.

  • Saeyoung: [to MC] Feel my shirt
  • Saeyoung: That's boyfriend material. ;)
  • Saeran: It looks too clingy and hard to maintain.
  • What she says: I'm fine.
  • What she means: Hello and welcome to Griffin's amiibo Corner, I'm Griffin and this is the VR Zone, a beautiful virtual world that has proven to be an inescapable tormentor for this amiibo reviewer. It has been 3 weeks since my body and mind were surrendered to the harsh whims of the VR Zone, and I am beginning to worry that I may never see the light of the flesh world sun ever again. My connection to the outside world has been severed, leaving me stranded, adrift in a virtual sea that was designed for in-depth amiibo reviews but not for human survival. As such I have had to salvage the natural resources of this world to satisfy my life requirements, such as this lean-to shelter, which is surprisingly spacious and maybe even a little bit comfortable. This humble hut is home to me, and my only companion in this world; the Toad amiibo, whose paint lines were compromised in an attack on our hut by a swarm of Harvesters, a virtual menace that covets and seeks out foreign matter originating from the flesh world. Though my form is completely virtual I still desire sustenance. Obtaining food has led me to commit unforgivable acts of violence against the wildlife in the VR Zone, but such is the order of things, following a belief system that natives to the VR Zone call "The Great Wheel." My only other company in the VR Zone is the Dark Orb, which silently watches my endeavor to stay alive in this cruel environment. To touch the Dark Orb is to become one with the VR Zone and find peace in its endless quiet expanse, but to do so would betray my oneness and my human agency. Every day I greet the Orb like an old friend and consider its eternal offer. Every day I have refused, but I do not know how long my willpower can hold out, may The Great Wheel sustain me. This morning the Toad amiibo further gave of his body to aid in my survival. He forfeited his near-field communication chip embedded deep inside of his base, to help me attempt to establish a connection with my home terminal using this virtual machine, which is mostly comprised of wood, flesh, and teeth. In defiance of the Dark Orb's will, I will now attempt my escape, using this, my first and final lifeline. It seems to have worked! I can feel my home terminal's emergency protocols activating- wait, oh my god. Oh my god Toad, no. No please wait! Please god! Stop! Toad please! Come to me Toad! Please Toad no...

I’m a newbie at drawing comics but that song was stuck in my head for months, so I had to give it a try! I like to call it “A letter to my son”. I hope you will enjoy it!


Reminiscence- Undertale Fan Comic Pg. 29

Beginning: Pg. 1

Previous: Pg. 28

Next: Pg. 30

Sans is officially a Royal Sentry!  But it seems that Gaster may still be holding back some secrets… What does the Royal Scientist have to hide?

I hope you all enjoy the new page! With finals coming right around the corner I might not have a new page ready until the third week in December… But I’ll keep you all updated. Thanks for your patience. AND BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR A SPECIAL REMINISCENCE ANNOUNCEMENT COMING SOON!  

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(this is my first masterpost sorry if it’s bad) A bullet journal has a lot of uses. A planner, homework reminders, to-do lists- but understandably, some pages could use a little of inspiration. And what better inspiration than from artists? Even without a bullet journal, quotes can be a great thing to decorate journals, your room, etcetera. So, I’ve compiled a list of quotes (some aren’t very motivational) by some of your favorite artists!


“I dream of painting and then I paint my dream.”

“What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything?”

“Great things are done by a series of small things brought together.”

“I wish they would only take me as I am.”

“In spite of everything I shall rise again; I will take up my pencil, which I have forsaken in my great discouragement, and I will go on with my drawing.”

“I see drawings and pictures in the poorest of huts and the dirtiest of corners.”

“One must work and dare if one really wants to live.”

“For my part I know nothing with any certainty, but the sight of the stars makes me dream.“

“I feel that there is nothing more truly artistic than to love people.”

“Be clearly aware of the stars and infinity on high. Then life seems almost enchanted after all.“

“If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere.”

“I am seeking, I am striving, I am in it with all my heart.”


“Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up.“

“Art is a lie that makes us realize truth.”

“Everything you can imagine is real.“

“Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.”

“Action is the foundational key to all success.“

"It takes a long time to become young.”

“Youth has no age.”

“Art is the elimination of the unnecessary.”

“Sculpture is the art of the intelligence.”

“Are we to paint what’s on the face, what’s inside the face, or what’s behind it?”

“Give me a museum and I’ll fill it.”

“To copy others is necessary, but to copy oneself is pathetic.”


“Have no fear of perfection - you’ll never reach it.“

"Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad.”

“Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.”

“Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings.”

“There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad.”

“What is important is to spread confusion, not eliminate it.”

“I am not strange. I am just not normal.”

“It is not necessary for the public to know whether I am joking or whether I am serious, just as it is not necessary for me to know it myself.”

“Everything alters me, but nothing changes me.”

“So little of what could happen does happen.”

“Give me two hours a day of activity, and I’ll take the other twenty-two in dreams.”

“The secret of my influence has always been that it remained secret.”


“The painting has a life of its own. I try to let it come through.”

“Painting is self-discovery. Every good artist paints what he is.”

“My painting does not come from the easel.”

“When I am in my painting, I’m not aware of what I’m doing.”

“Love is friendship set to music.”

“The painter locks himself out of his own studio. And then has to break in like a thief.”

“The modern artist is working with space and time, and expressing his feelings rather than illustrating.”

“Energy and motion made visible- memories arrested in space.”

“Abstract painting is abstract. It confronts you. There was a reviewer a while back who wrote my pictures didn’t have any beginning or any end. He didn’t mean it as a compliment, but it was.”

“I’m very representational some of the time, and a little all of the time. But when you’re painting out of your unconscious, figures are bound to emerge.”

“Abstract art should be enjoyed just as music is enjoyed- ater awhile you may like it or you may not.”

“Each age finds its own technique… I mean, the strangeness will wear off and I think we will discover the deeper meanings in modern art.“


“I must have flowers always and always.”

“Color is my daylong obsession, joy and torment.“

“Everyone discusses my art and pretends to understand, as if it were necessary to understand, when it is simply necessary to love.”

“My garden is my most beautiful masterpiece.“

“I would like to paint the way a bird sings.”

“The more I live, the more I regret how little I know.“

“I perhaps owe having become a painter to flowers.”

“I can only draw what I see.“

“What keeps my heart awake is colorful silence.”

“The richness I achieve comes from nature, the source of my inspiration.“

“I don’t think I’m made for any earthly kind of pleasure.”

“The light constantly changes, and that alters the atmosphere and beauty of things every minute.“


“Nobody sees a flower- really- it is so small it takes time- we haven’t time - and to see takes time, like to have a friend takes time.”

“If you take a flower in your hand and really look at it, it’s your world for a moment.”

“I wish people were all trees and I think I could enjoy them then.”

“To create one’s world in any of the arts takes courage.”

“I decided to accept as true my own thinking.”

“You are one of my nicest thoughts.”

“It’s not enough to be nice in life. You’ve got to have nerve.”

“I found I could say things with color and shapes that I couldn’t say any other way… things I had no words for.”

“I think it’s so foolish for people to want to be happy. Happy is so momentary–you’re happy for an instant and then you start thinking again. Interest is the most important thing in life; happiness is temporary, but interest is continuous.”

“Where I was born and where and how I have lived is unimportant. It is what I have done with where I have been that should be of interest.”

“I can’t live where I want to, I can’t go where I want to go, I can’t do what I want to, I can’t even say what I want to. I decided I was a very stupid fool not to at least paint as I wanted to.”

“I’m frightened all the time. But I never let it stop me. Never!”


“Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.”

“As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so a life well spent brings happy death.”

“Art is never finished, only abandoned.”

“Why does the eye see a thing more clearly in dreams than the imagination when awake?”

“Tears come from the heart and not from the brain.”

“Nothing strengthens authority so much as silence.”

“The noblest pleasure is the joy of understanding.”

“Learning never exhausts the mind.”

“While I thought I was learning how to live, I have been learning how to die.”

“Study without desire spoils the memory, and it retains nothing that it takes in.”

“I love those who can smile in trouble…”

“It is easier to resist at the beginning than at the end.”


“I don’t paint dreams or nightmares, I paint my own reality.”

“I paint flowers so they will not die.”

“I paint myself because I am so often alone and because the subject I know best.”

“I think that little by little I’ll be able to solve my problems and survive.”

“Nothing is absolute.”

“Everything changes, everything moves, everything revolves, everything flies and goes away.”

“My painting carries with it the message of pain.”

“There is nothing more precious than laughter.”

“Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly?”

“I paint flowers so they will not die.”

“The only thing I know is that I paint because I need to, and I paint whatever passes through my head without any other consideration.”

“I am my own muse, I am the subject I know best. The subject I want to know better.”


“There are always flowers for those who want to see them.”

“I don’t paint things. I only paint the difference between things.”

“Don’t wait for inspiration. It comes while one is working.”

“Creativity takes courage.”

“An artist must not feel under any constraint.”

“We ought to view ourselves with the same curiosity and openness with which we study a tree, the sky or a thought, because we too are linked to the entire universe.”

“A certain blue enters your soul. A certain red has an effect on your blood-pressure.”

“Art should be something like a good armchair in which to rest from physical fatigue.”

“To look at something as though we had never seen it before requires great courage.”

“Impressionism is the newspaper of the soul.”

“In love, the one who runs away is the winner.”

“Cutting into color reminds me of the sculptor’s direct carving.”


“I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free.”

“If people knew how hard I had to work to gain my mastery, it would not seem so wonderful at all.”

“Lord, grant that I may always desire more than I can accomplish.”

“The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our mark.”

“Every block of stone has a statue inside it and it is the task of the sculptor to discover it.”

“Genius is eternal patience.”

“The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection.”

“A man paints with his brains and not with his hands.”

“Trifles make perfection, and perfection is no trifle.”

“Every block of stone has a statue inside it and it is the task of the sculptor to discover it.”

“There is no greater harm than that of time wasted.”

“I am still learning.”

the 7 deadly sins

context: the players are trapped in a room and the only way to get out is to perform the 7 deadly sins. previously, the players kidnapped a bandit who attacked them and are now carrying him around in handcuffs.

cleric: okay, so there’s lust, right? *cleric passionately kisses the bandit*
omnipotent voice: LUST
alchemist: I had a crush on the cleric, so now I’m jealous
omnipotent voice: ENVY
cleric: I cannot just have one love, I hunger for more *kisses the alchemist*
omnipotent voice: GREED
cleric: I am proud of my romantic endeavours
omnipotent voice: PRIDE
cleric: I punch the bandit in the dick
fighter: maybe he liked that
cleric: what the fuck
omnipotent voice: WRATH
fighter: well, there’s still gluttony. I guess I have no choice *eats the bandit’s arm*
cleric *WAIT NO-*
omnipotent voice: GLUTTONY
omnipotent voice: SLOTH
fighter: wait who was sloth
*rogue is still lying down in the corner and hasn’t helped since we entered the room*
fighter: oh